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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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DARKWING DUCK,
TORMENTOR OF THE GUILTY,
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HAD DONE HIS JOB WELL.
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HE HAD WASHED THE CITY
CLEAN OF CRIME
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LIKE A...DAMP MOP?
THAT'S NOT DRAMATIC.
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SCOURING PAD? SQUEEGEE?
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I GOT IT!
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HE'D WASHED
THE CITY CLEAN LIKE A...
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TIDAL WAVE?
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SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL
FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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WE DON'T GENERALLY GET
TIDAL WAVES UNTIL...
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HELLO.
A FLASHQUACK MESSAGE?
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[CRASH]
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"URGENT. COME TO SHUSH
IMMEDIATELY.
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"YOUR ASSISTANCE
IS URGENTLY REQUIRED.
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REPEAT... URGENT."
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SOUNDS LIKE
IT'S URGENT.
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WE HAVE AN URGENT SITUATION,
DARKWING DUCK.
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THERE'S BEEN A FLOOD
OF TIDAL WAVES WORLDWIDE.
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UH, YES, J. GANDER.
I HEARD ABOUT IT.
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OBVIOUSLY CAUSED
BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY
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WITH A SEISMIC FORCE
OF 7.3,
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AN EPICENTER
IN THE SOUTHERN
HEMISPHERE.
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A MOST
IMPRESSIVE
DEDUCTION,
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BUT THESE WAVES
AREN'T NATURAL
DISASTERS.
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WHICH LEADS ME
TO CONCLUDE
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THEY MUST BE
UNNATURAL DISASTERS!
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MOST UNNATURAL, INDEED.
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SHOW HIM THE NOTE,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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THIS WAS RECEIVED
FROM F.O.W.L.,
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THE FIENDISH
ORGANIZATION
FOR WORLD LARCENY.
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I KNOW WHAT
IT STANDS FOR!
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THEY THREATEN DEVASTATION
OF THE PLANET
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UNLESS $90 KAZILLION
ARE TURNED OVER TO THEM
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WITHIN 72 HOURS.
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SEE WHY WE NEED
YOUR HELP?
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I GUESS I COULD KICK IN
A FEW BUCKS.
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IT'S YOUR EXPERTISE
WE NEED, NOT MONEY.
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OH, OH, YES. OF COURSE.
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YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
ON MY EXPERTISE.
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YOU'LL FLY HERE IN
THE STEALTH SHUTTLE,
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A VEHICLE
DEVELOPED FOR
THE SPACE PROGRAM.
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AFTER I SUMMON
MY CRACK PILOT LAUNCHPAD,
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I'LL BE READY TO GO.
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NO. THIS VEHICLE
IS SO COMPLEX,
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IT CAN ONLY BE FLOWN
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BY THE SHUTTLE'S
TEST PILOT.
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WHO IS ME.
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HOLD THE PHONE!
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I'M NOT FLYING
WITH LAUGHING BOY HERE.
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YOU DON'T BELONG
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WITH SHUSH
MISSION ANYWAY!
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NOW, NOW,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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I WANT YOU TWO
WORKING AS A TEAM.
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IS THAT CLEAR?
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NOW, GENTLEMEN,
OUR RESEARCH STAFF
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HAS DESIGNED
NEW EQUIPMENT
YOU MAY FIND USEFUL.
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THIS WRISTWATCH,
FOR INSTANCE,
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IS ACTUALLY A VERY
DESTRUCTIVE GRENADE.
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IT'S RUNNING SLOW.
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TO SET IT OFF,
PULL THE STEM.
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,458
THEN PUSH IT
BACK IN.
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HMM! EQUIPMENT
IN WORKING ORDER.
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CHECK.
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[J. GANDER]
DARKWING, PLEASE,
YOU MUST REMEMBER,
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THE FATE OF THE WORLD
DEPENDS UPON YOU
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AND AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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STEP ON IT.
IT'S ALREADY 4 P.M.,
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AND WE'RE STILL
NOT THERE.
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WE FLY SO FAST,
IT ONLY FEELS LIKE
WE'RE MOVING SLOW.
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IT IS ACTUALLY 11:00
YESTERDAY MORNING.
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REGULATIONS SAY
KEEP YOUR TIMEPIECE
SET CORRECTLY.
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OH, REGULATIONS!
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WELL, O.K.
FINE. THERE.
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SEE? I SET...IT.
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OOPS.
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YOU AND YOUR REGULATIONS!
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AUTO-RADAR DEVICE
IS GONE!
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SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
IF WE'RE GOING
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EAST OR WEST
OR UP...
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WE'RE GOING DOWN!
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TURN RIGHT!
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NO! LEFT.
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LEFT!
RIGHT!
RIGHT! RIGHT!
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IN ANOTHER 48 HOURS,
F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND
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IS GONNA BE 90 KAZILLION
SAMOLEONS RICHER.
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HEY,
MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
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TO ASK FOR A RAISE, HAH?
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[CRASH]
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YO-HO-HO!
WHAT WAS THAT?
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I THINK IT WAS
A COCONUT, BOSS.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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YOU'VE KAPUTTED
ENTIRE CRAFT,
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NEARLY EXPIRATING
OUR LIVES!
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CHILL OUT,
WILL YA, GRYZ?
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JUST BE GRATEFUL THESE...
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH!
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[THUD]
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WATCH YOURSELF.
THAT FIRST STEP'S A...
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DOOZY.
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[STEELBEAK]
AGENT GRYZLYFACE, TOO?
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UGH!
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BETTER
STEP ASIDE.
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SO I CAN GET HIT
BY COCONUT?
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NO.
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THE SHUTTLE IS
ABOUT TO...
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FALL.
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[J. GANDER]
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF!
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DARKWING DUCK!
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WE'RE HERE,
J. GANDER,
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WHEREVER HERE IS.
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SHUTTLE
WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED
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DUE TO INCOMPETENT
BUNGLING OF NOODLENUT!
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NOODLENUT?
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IF F.O.W.L.'s PLANIS NOT STOPPED,
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THE WORLDWILL BE DESTROYED!
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IF WORLD
IS DESTROYED,
IS HIS FAULT.
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IT IS NOT!
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NOT, NOT, NOT!
IS, IS, IS!
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STOP THIS SQUABBLING!
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YOU MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
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THOSE TWO WANNA
STOP MY MAD PLAN?
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WELL, MAYBE
IT'S TIME THIS TEAM
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HAD A LITTLE
COACHING, AH?
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J. GANDER'S RIGHT.
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WE CAN'T FIGHT WHEN
THE WHOLE WORLD'S
DEPENDING ON US.
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LET'S PUT ASIDE
OUR DIFFERENCES
AND WORK AS A TEAM.
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DA, COMRADE.DA.
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
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IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
WE MUST BUILD
A SHELTER.
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YOU GO CHOP DOWN
15 TALL PALM TREES.
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DA. RIGHT.
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WE ALSO HAVE TO EAT,
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SO GATHER A COUPLE
DOZEN COCONUTS.
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WELL, GET TO IT,
PARTNER.
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DA, DA. RIGHT.
CHOP 15 PALM TREES.
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GATHER TWO DOZEN
COCONUTS, AND...
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HMMM...
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OH!
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[FUMING]
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♪ YA TA-TOOTIE ♪♪
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WHAT WILL
YOU BE DOING,
COMRADE PARTNER?
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WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
DO THE DIRTY WORK
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AND GUARD THE SHUTTLE.
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OH.DA, COMRADE.
DA.
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OF COURSE.
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♪ YA TOO TOO
TOO TOO ♪
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♪ YA TA... ♪♪
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WATCH IT, OLD PAL.
YOU NEARLY BEANED ME.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
COMRADE.
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NO, BUT WE DID.
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WHATEVER IT IS
THAT YOU DIDN'T DO,
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DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
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ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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BUT I DID NOTHING.
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I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
CALLING ME A LIAR,
OLD AMIGO.
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOES IT.
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PTOOEY.
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PTOOEY.
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AGE-OLD QUESTION...
IF A TREE FALLS ON
A BEAR IN THE WOODS,
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DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
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WHOA!
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HMM...YES.
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I'D SAY THAT'S
DEFINITELY A SOUND.
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THAT OUGHTA HEAT
THE COLD WAR BACK UP AGAIN.
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I'LL SQUEEZE
FEATHERS
OUT OF YOU!
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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WE ARE PALSY-WALSY,
RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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WE FORGET
THIS LITTLE TIFF
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AND LET NYLONS
BE NYLONS, RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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HEY, GRYZ.
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ALLEY-OOP!
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WHY DO YOU
THROW COCONUT
ONTO MY HEAD?
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YOU CATCH IT
WHEN I SAY,
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"HEY, GRYZ.
ALLEY-OOP."
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SUCH FUN AND GAMES
ARE NOT COVERED
IN REGULATIONS.
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GRYZ, GRYZ, GRYZ.
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THIS THING
IS NO GOOD.
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STOP.
SMELL THE ROSES.
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TOMORROW
IS ANOTHER DAY.
LOOSEN UP!
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REGULATIONS SAY
IS FIVE MINUTES
PAST BEDTIME.
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I MUST HIT HAYSTACK.
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I'D HATE TO BE MAROONED
ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH HIM.
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OH, YEAH. IAM MAROONED
ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM.
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[DARKWING]
GET RID OF...TOMORROW... GRYZLIK...
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[TAPE REWINDS]
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TOMORROW I'LLGET RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
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NICE EDIT,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
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TOMORROW I GET RIDOF GRYZLIKOFF.
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SO DUCK THINKS
HE PULLS FAST ONE, AH?
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AH...AHEM.
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WHERE ARE YOU, GRYZ?
FIXING BREAKFAST?
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I LIKE MY EGGS OVER EASY
WITH HASH...
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YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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GRYZLIKOFF, YOU COME
BACK HEEEEEEEERRRRRRE!
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HE'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
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00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,875
NO ONE CAN SWIM
THAT FAR.
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EXCEPT
SOMEONE WHO SWAM
THE CHANNEL TWICE
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WHILE WEARING
A STRAITJACKET.
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YOU WANTED
TO GET RID OF ME.
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WAS IT ME
WHO SKIPPED OUT
ON A RAFT?
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EN GARDE!
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[PANTING AND WHEEZING]
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O.K. THAT'S IT.
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THIS IS WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE!
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HERE'S THE DEAL,
GRYZLIKOFF.
236
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:55,291
THIS IS MY SIDE.
THAT IS YOURS.
237
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,125
DURING YOUR
CHILDISH PAINTING,
238
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,333
I HAVE ALMOST
REPAIRED SHUTTLE.
239
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,750
DON'T TOUCH IT
ON MY SIDE. DEAL?
240
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,458
DEAL!
241
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,000
DEAL!
242
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,875
WELL, WELL, WELL.
243
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,000
DO I DETECT
A NOTE OF TENSION
244
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,750
IN THIS
RELATIONSHIP?
245
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,708
LET'S SEE WHAT HELP
WE CAN BE.
246
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,833
GET YOUR HAND
OFF OF COCONUT.
247
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,250
NO, YOU LET GO.
248
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,708
IT FELL OFF MY TREE.
249
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,833
IT FELL ONTO MY SIDE.
SO, IT'S MINE!
250
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,625
IS NOT!
IS, TOO!
251
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,416
TOO, TOO, TOO!
NOT, NOT, NOT!
252
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:36,458
[J. GANDER]
DARKWING! GRYZLIKOFF!
253
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,083
YES, J. GANDER?
254
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:44,458
F.O.W.L.'s DEADLINEIS DRAWING NEARER.
255
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,708
YES, J. GANDER.
256
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,750
YOU MUST COOPERATETO REPAIR THE INSTRUMENTS.
257
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,583
IS NOT MY FAULT.
IS HIS.
258
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,625
HE'S FULL OF BORSCHT.
IT'S HIS FAULT.
259
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,500
GENTLEMEN, GEN...
260
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,583
WELL!
261
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,333
YOU'VE
DONE IT NOW, COMRADE!
262
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,166
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS.
263
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,458
GRYZLIKOFF, LOOK!
264
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:10,833
HA! I'M NOT
FALLING FOR OLDEST
TRICK IN BOOKLET.
265
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,458
AAH!
AAH!
266
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,875
AAH!
AAH!
267
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,583
[DARKWING COUGHING]
268
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,500
OH...UGH!
269
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,166
YECCHH!
270
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:32,250
NOT THAT I CARE,
BUT THERE'S A FISH
IN YOUR EAR.
271
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:38,125
I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
THERE'S A FISH
IN MY EAR.
272
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,583
HELLO. ANCIENT
CAVE PAINTINGS.
273
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,708
THESE STRANGE GRIDS
ARE NO DOUBT
274
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,625
PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS
AT MATHEMATICS.
275
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,625
USING MY KNOWLEDGE
OF PREHISTORIC PAINTINGS,
276
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,500
I'D SAY THESE WERE DONE
ABOUT...
277
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,000
10 MINUTES AGO.
278
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,166
STEELBEAK'S EGG MEN.
279
00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,333
THAT YOKESTER
WAS BEHIND ALL THIS!
280
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,750
OH, BOYS.
281
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,166
HOW 'BOUT
SOME TEAMWORK?
A LITTLE ALLEY-OOP?
282
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:15,875
I DO NOT NEED
THE ALLEYS OR OOPS.
283
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,625
WATCH. YOU MIGHT
LEARN SOMETHING.
284
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:31,875
THIS IS
HOW WE DO IT
IN OLD COUNTRY.
285
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,875
COMRADE, WAIT.
286
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:42,166
DOES THIS MEAN
WE ARE ONCE MORE
FRIENDS?
287
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,250
WELL...
288
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,500
NAAAAAH!
NAAAAAH!
289
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,083
HA HA HA! AWRIGHT.
290
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,083
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
291
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,708
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
292
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,625
I THOUGHT THINGS
WOULD GET MUSHY.
293
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,000
SILLY ME. NOW C'MON!
294
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,166
I PERSONALLY WANNA
THANK YOUSE
295
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,708
FOR BUYIN' ME SOME TIME.
296
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,583
NOW I CAN BLOW THIS JOINT
297
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:11,125
AND GET READY
FOR THE BIG WASHOUT.
298
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:18,458
I THOUGHT
THIS ISLAND WAS
YOUR HEADQUARTERS.
299
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,750
I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE
FOR A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU...
300
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,583
THERE'S ONLY ONE FORCE
STRONG ENOUGH
301
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,875
TO CONTROL THE TIDES.
302
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,083
COCONUTS?
303
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:33,208
NO, NOT COCONUTS.
THE MOON. THE MOON!
304
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,875
SEE YA...NEVER!
305
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:48,000
WELL, HERE IS
ANOTHER FINE MESS
306
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,750
YOU HAVE GOT US
INTO, COMRADE!
307
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,333
MY FAULT?
308
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,375
THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT.
309
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:07,875
NO WAY, NOODLENIK.
WAS YOUR FAULT.
310
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:12,500
GRYZ, IS THIS
REALLY THE TIME
TO ASSIGN BLAME?
311
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,708
WHAT SAY
WE CALL A TRUCE?
312
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,375
WE TRIED TRUCE.
IT FAILED.
313
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,333
I HAVE NO OBJECTION
TO ANOTHER TRY.
314
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,583
ON THREE, SWING RIGHT.
315
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,291
WE SWING LEFT.
316
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:27,458
RIGHT, RIGHT!
LEFT, LEFT!
317
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,708
LEFT, LEFT!
RIGHT, RIGHT!
318
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,833
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!
319
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,333
IS THE SHUTTLE WORKING?
320
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,625
IS IN 90%
OF WORKING ORDER.
321
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,750
WE HAVE TO STOP
STEELBEAK.
322
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,583
IMPOSSIBLE.
QUADRUPLICATE
REQUISITION FORMS
323
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,375
ARE NEEDED
TO LEAVE HEMISPHERE.
324
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,208
TO LEAVE
THE STRATOSPHERE,
325
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,083
THE PAPERWORK
WOULD BE
ASTROLOGICAL!
326
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,291
SUIT YOURSELF, GRYZ.
327
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:00,458
NOW EXCUSE ME
WHILE I SAVE THE WORLD!
328
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:04,375
LET'S SEE.
THIS SHOULD BE
THE IGNITION.
329
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,250
IT MUST BE THIS ONE...
330
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,875
OR THIS ONE.
331
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,125
AHA!
332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,250
I MUST BE CRAZY
FOR DOING THIS.
333
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,958
I JUST REALIZED
334
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:46,958
I DO NOT HAVE
COORDINATES
TO FIND MOON.
335
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,625
AIM FOR THAT WHITE BALL.
336
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,750
YOU MIGHT WANNA START
HITTING THE BRAKES NOW.
337
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:57,208
REMEMBER
I SAID SHUTTLE
IS 90% FIXED?
338
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,750
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO?
339
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,333
BRAKES ARE
IN OTHER 10%.
340
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:06,708
IEEEEEEEEEE!
YEEEEEEEAGH!
341
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,291
HOO BOY!
342
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:12,000
THAT MAP COMPANY'S
GONNA HEAR FROM ME.
343
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,416
SEA OF TRANQUILITY,
MY BEAK!
344
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:17,708
HERE IS
OXYGEN HELMET,
COMRADE FRIEND.
345
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,333
THANKS, PAL.
346
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:24,708
I AM ABOUT TO BECOME
FIRST SHUSH AGENT
ON MOON.
347
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,250
WAIT JUST A MINUTE,
PARTNER.
348
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,500
WHAT IS PROBLEM,
COMRADE?
349
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,250
I THINK
I OUGHTA GO FIRST.
350
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,416
WHY SHOULD YOU
GET THE GLORY?
351
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,416
BECAUSE I AM STAFF.
YOU ARE ONLY FREELANCER.
352
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:48,000
O.K. LOOK.
LET'S DON'T GET
STARTED AGAIN.
353
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,958
LET'S SETTLE THIS
LIKE ADULTS.
354
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,000
AGREED.
I'LL TAKE ODDS.
355
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,416
I'LL TAKE EVENS.
356
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,000
ONCE, TWICE, THREE,
357
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,958
SHOOT!
EVENS. I WIN.
358
00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,208
EXCUSE ME.
I'M ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO
359
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:03,000
WHERE NO MALLARD
HAS GONE BEFORE.
360
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,750
ONE SMALL STEP
FOR DARKWING DUCK,
361
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,500
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR DUCK... UH!
362
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,750
WHOOAAAA-HOO-HOO!
363
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:21,291
LET ME CONSULT
REGULATION BOOK
FOR PROPER PROCEDURE.
364
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,333
NO TIME!
IN MINUTES, HALF
OF EARTH'S CITIES
365
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,958
WILL BE HUMONGOUS
WATER PARKS!
366
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:37,416
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO MAKE SOME WAVES.
367
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:41,208
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH,
STEELBEAK.
368
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:44,125
YOU DO GET AROUND,
DON'T YOUSE?
369
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:48,250
YOUR BODY IS 90% WATER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
370
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,875
AND RIGHT NOW
YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
371
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:56,583
ARE SWELLING
AND PULLING APART!
372
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,208
AND I FEEL FABULOUS!
373
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,750
HEY, WHAT WENT WRONG?
374
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,500
WHY YOU WERE
UNAFFECTED
BY DEADLY RAY?
375
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,125
GUESS YOUR
REGULATION BOOK'S GOOD
376
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,708
FOR SOMETHING
AFTER ALL.
377
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,333
LOOK WHAT YOU
HAVE DONE.
378
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,875
UNAUTHORIZED DAMAGE
OF REGULATION BOOK
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS!
379
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:19,000
THIS IS SERIOUS BREACH
OF OFFICIAL RULES.
380
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,166
MAYBE YOU'D BE
HAPPIER IF I...
381
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,708
IS TIME FOR ANOTHER
TRUCE, COMRADE?
382
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,708
ALLEY-OOP,
DARKWING DUCK!
383
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,875
HERE'S WHERE
THE TIDE TURNS, STEELBEAK.
384
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:49,208
EGG MEN,
SCRAMBLE THOSE POACHERS!
385
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,250
C'MON, COMRADE.
386
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:03,000
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
387
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,000
I AM OUTTA HERE.
388
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,250
NEXT TIME WE MEET,
389
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,416
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY,
DARKWING DUFUS!
390
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,166
STEELBEAK ESCAPED,
BUT WE SAVED
THE WORLD.
391
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,958
NOT A BAD DAY'S WORK.
392
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:40,208
WE BURY THE HATCHBACK
AND WORK AS COLLEAGUES.
393
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,875
I'M FOR IT.
394
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:47,500
GOOD. IT COULD BE MONTHS
BEFORE WE ARE RESCUED.
395
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:51,250
WE'LL RADIO AN SOS WITH
STEELBEAK'S EQUIPMENT.
396
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,458
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS
TO USE LUNAR AIRWAVES.
397
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:57,750
ANY NOODLENUT
KNOWS THAT.
398
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,750
LISTEN, BORSCHT BRAIN,
I'LL TELL YOU
A THING OR THREE,
399
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,708
STARTING WITH THIS ONE
RIGHT HERE...
400
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,333
THIS IS MY SIDE.
THAT IS YOURS.
401
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,250
THIS IS MY SIDE!
402
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,208
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
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