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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[BAA]
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[MOO]
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OH, WOW!
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A METEOR!
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HIYA, HONK.
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I WAS JUST COMING UP
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TO SHARE MY
ICE CREAM WITH YA.
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AW, TANK...
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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YOU WANTED
A DOUBLE SCOOP?
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COMING RIGHT UP.
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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COMING UPON PELICAN'S ISLAND!
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DAD, I... I SAW...
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ON FIRE...
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AND THEN CRASH...
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FALLING...
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METEOR ON FIRE!
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THIS IS THE ONE WHERE PELICAN
GETS HIS FLIPPERS CAUGHT
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IN THE COMBINE
HARVESTER!
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MOM!
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MOM!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WOULD MARASCHINO
CHERRIES BE TOO MUCH?
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I... I SAW A METEOR!
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MEATIER?
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YOU WANT MORE MEAT?
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YOU DON'T THINK
THIS IS ENOUGH
POT ROAST?
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WHAT?
MAKE IT QUICK.
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I'VE GOT
IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
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UH...
FIREBALL!
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FIREBALL!
HOW BLIND I'VE BEEN.
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IF YOU THROW A FIREBALL
WHILE YOU JUMP,
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IT KILLS DART BOY.
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B-BUT METEOR!
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METEOR'S
ON THE FIRST LEVEL.
JUMP THAT.
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GOSALYN, I JUST SAW A...
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HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW BURGLAR TRAP?
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I SAW A METEOR
CRASH IN THE HILLS!
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OH!
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VANILLA.
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TANK ON THE WARPATH
AGAIN?
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AS ALWAYS.
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STAND UP TO PEOPLE.
SHOW SOME GUTS.
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I'M AFRAID TANK
WILL DO THE SHOWING
WITH MY GUTS.
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ALL SET.
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ALIENS! WE GOT TO
CHECK THIS OUT.
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ALIENS?
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BARRADA, REPORT.
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THE GERDIST BOMB CREATED
A MAIN DRIVE MELTDOWN
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WHICH COULD DESTRUCT
AT ANY MINUTE.
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IT AFFECTED ALL SYSTEMS,
INCLUDING COMMUNICATIONS.
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IT APPEARS WE'RE STUCK
ON THIS BACKWATER PLANET.
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THOSE GERDIST
REVOLUTIONARIES ARE
AN INSUFFERABLE NUISANCE.
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WHEN WE RETURN,
I'LL ORDER THEM
ALL DEBRIMMED!
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CHECK THIS OUT!
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FOUR STOMACHS.
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HOW DARE YOU TAKE
A LARGER HOST THAN I?
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MEGA-PARDON, PRINCE
OF A THOUSAND PLANETS.
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NO INSULT MEANT.
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AHH, MUCH BETTER.
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AW, ONLY ONE?
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WE MUST FIND
A COMMUNICATION CENTER
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TO SUMMON HELP.
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THOSE REVOLUTIONARIES
WILL LEARN
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NO ONE OPPOSES
THE MIGHTY FLARG!
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I WILL...
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[CLUNK]
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TRY SOME,
YOUR WORSHIPFULNESS.
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AN EYESORE WITH
A TOUCH OF RUST.
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I EXPECT YOU
TO PAY ATTENTION
WHILE I SPEAK.
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BUT I'M HUNGRY, FLARG.
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"BUT I'M HUNGRY, FLARG."
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YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!
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SILENCE!
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[ENGINE WHIRS]
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POWERED FLIGHT.
THIS PLANET MAY NOT BE
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AS BACKWATER
AS WE THOUGHT.
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THEN AGAIN...
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DO WE HAVE TO
WEAR THESE?
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OF COURSE.
THERE'S NOTHING
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PLASMA-SUCKING
SPACE MONSTERS
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LOVE MORE THAN
A NICE TENDER BRAIN.
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AW, DON'T WORRY,
LITTLE HONKSTER.
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SHE'S PULLING YOUR LEG.
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THERE HAVEN'T BEEN
ANY PLASMA-SUCKERS
IN THIS QUADRANT
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SINCE CENTAURANS
OVERRAN GALACTIC
SECTOR DELTA-Q.
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CENTAURANS
OVERRAN GALACTIC
SECTOR DELTA-Q?
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WHY DIDN'T I KNOW?
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YOU'RE TO
KEEP ME INFORMED!
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IT'S NOT A METEOR!
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MIGHTY GLORBS!
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LOOK AT THAT ONE'S
CRANIAL CAPACITY!
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WHAT ABOUT ITS
STOMACH CAPACITY?
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METALLIC...
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NO SEAMS...
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NO ROCKET BOOSTERS.
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IT MIGHT BE... OH!
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IT HAS TO BE!
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IT'S A REAL SPACESHIP!
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LOOKS LIKE A HATBOX
TO ME.
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WE FOUND
A REAL SPACESHIP
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WITH MAYBE REAL ALIENS?
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WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!
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AAH!
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THOUGHT YOU
WERE AN ALIEN.
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NICE HAT.
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OH! WAIT!
WHAT ABOUT...
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HONKER!
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ARE YOU O.K.?
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NO BROKEN BONES.
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HEY, NICE HAT.
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TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF MY PERSONAGE!
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HUH?
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HUH?
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OH, I MEAN...
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I'M... I'M FINE.
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[EXPLOSION]
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THERE WON'T BE
ANYTHING LEFT TO SELL.
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OR EAT.
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YOU SAID SOMETHING?
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YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM
AS HOSTS
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UNTIL THEY
REMOVE THOSE HELMETS.
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WELL, NOT MUCH,
BUT AT LEAST
IT'S SOMETHING.
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IT'S GETTING LATE.
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TIME TO SKEDADDLE.
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EAT LEAPING FIREBALL,
DART BOY.
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HEY, DAD, ALIENS
CRASH-LANDED ON EARTH!
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WE ALMOST GOT
THE SPACESHIP,
THEN... KABOOM!
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I SAVED THIS.
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THIS ISN'T FROM OUTER SPACE.
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AND WHO MADE YOU
RESIDENT EXPERT
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ON SUBSTANCES
OF NONTERRESTRIAL
ORIGIN, HMM?
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WELL, I CERTAINLY KNOW...
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WHEN DID HE BECOME
MR. MOTORMOUTH?
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STUPID HAT, TOO.
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OH, NO!
IT'S THE WHIFFLE BOY!
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NO!
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LIKE HE'S NOT GOING
TO SIT ON MY HEAD AGAIN.
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CARELESSLY CRUSHED
BY THE COLOSSAL KID.
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AT LEAST I MANAGED TO
SIGNAL MOONBASE THIS TIME.
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MOONBASE?
THIS ONE SEEMS TO KNOW
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ABOUT INTERSTELLAR
COMMUNICATION.
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WE MUST TAKE HIM.
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I'M GOING OVER TO
HONKER'S HOUSE.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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I'LL JUST SIT HERE
AND LET THE WHIFFLE BOY
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USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG
OR MAYBE TAKE A NAP.
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HONKER,
YOU MISSED DINNER.
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OH, I, UH...
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HONKER SAW A METEOR
THAT WAS A SPACESHIP...
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NEVER MIND.
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I'LL MAKE YOU
A PLATE LATER.
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HOW ABOUT
SOME FRESH COOKIES?
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OH, THANKS,
MRS. MUDDLEFOOT.
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YOU CALL THIS FOOD?
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WHERE'S THE METAL?
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METAL?
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OH, DEAR.
DID I FORGET METAL?
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MAYBE HE MEANS IRON.
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EVERYONE IS GETTING
SO HEALTH CONSCIOUS.
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HI, MR. MUDDLEFOOT.
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TV TROUBLE AGAIN?
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OH, HI, GOSALYN.
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YEAH, DADBLAMED TV
MADE ME MISS
PELICAN'S ISLAND.
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AHH!
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A SNACK TRAY.
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HONK, COULD YOU PASS ME
THE CRESCENT WRENCH?
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GOTTA GO.
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THIS WON'T FIT
A 7/16 NUT.
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WHAT'S THE HURRY,
HONKNOSE?
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YOU DARE IMPEDE
MY PASSING?
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HUH?
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00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,875
REMOVE YOURSELF!
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WHY, I'M GONNA...
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AH! A DEVOTEE OF GALFRIAN
GALACTIC DIGIT FIGHTING, EH?
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[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
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00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:56,416
AND I TOLD HIM
TO SHOW SOME GUTS.
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WHEN DID YOU LEARN THAT?
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CAN YOU TEACH ME?
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00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:03,708
THAT WAS WAY COOL.
NINJA, HUH?
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00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:06,291
WHERE YOU GETTING
THESE HATS?
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NICE EYES, THOUGH.
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00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,166
EYES?
YOU'RE ALIENS!
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00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,583
BINGO.
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THAT OUGHTA STOP ANY
MIND-SUCKERS FROM SPACE.
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OH, DAD,
HONKER'S GOT A THING
FROM THE SPACESHIP...
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OH, REALLY?
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OH, NO!
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NO!
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00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,583
WHAT'S WRONG?
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NOTHING. UH, NOTHING.
NOTHING'S WRONG.
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NO BRAIN-SUCKING ALIENS
HERE.
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ONE OF THESE...
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SOMETHING WRONG,
FLARG?
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DON'T BE INSOLENT
WITH ME, BARRADA.
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00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,291
SIR, I WAS ONLY...
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FIND THE GIRL.
SHE KNOWS.
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NO BRAIN-SNARFING
ALIEN'S TAKING
MY PLANET.
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[HUMMING]
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♪ DO DO DEE OH DO ♪♪
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NOTHING LIKE TINKERING
WITH THE OLD THUNDERQUACK
TO RELAX.
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HYAH!
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OOH!
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HEY, WATCH IT!
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GOSALYN!
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O.K., YOU'RE CLEAN.
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GEE, YOU NEVER CARED
ABOUT MY FASHION SENSE
BEFORE.
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WHEW!
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00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,500
IS YOUR HAT
AN ALIEN?
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00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,250
NO. IT WAS MADE
HERE.
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NO, I MEAN, OH,
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS.
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00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,875
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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TOLD YOU
YOU WOULDN'T.
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[BARRADA]
I'VE SEARCHED THIS
CREATURE'S MEMORY.
246
00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:01,875
IT HAS ACCESS
TO TECHNOLOGY
WE CAN USE.
247
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,250
DOES IT KNOW
INTERSTELLAR COMMUNICATION?
248
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:08,291
THIS ONE CAN'T EVEN
KILL WHIFFLE BOY.
249
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,500
I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING WEIRD
ABOUT THEM.
250
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,000
SHH! WATCH!
251
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,416
JUST WHAT IS
THE DELAY?
252
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,958
YOU'RE RIGHT.
D.W. WOULD NEVER
253
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:21,125
WEAR A HAT
THAT CLASHES.
254
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,458
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
255
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,708
YOU'RE JEALOUS
OF THE CAPE.
256
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,166
WHAT WAS THAT?
257
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:31,875
HIS BRAIN TELLS ME THIS
IS THE CORRECT ATTIRE.
258
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,583
BESIDES, GET A LOAD
OF THIS.
259
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,708
[WHISTLES]
260
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:39,208
WELL, WHAT'S A NICE
KLORN LIKE YOU
261
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:42,250
DOING ON A PLANET
LIKE THIS?
262
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,500
ACTUALLY,
IT'S ONLY A HUSK.
263
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,000
WHAT A WASTE.
THESE BARBARIANS.
264
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,416
WE MUST LEAVE
THIS ROCK.
265
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:52,875
WHAT IF THEY TAKE
DAD AND HONKER?
266
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:57,083
WELL, THEY'LL CHALK UP
FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
267
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,375
JUST KIDDING, GOSALYN.
268
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:02,833
WE'LL FIND A WAY
TO FREE THEM,
269
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,375
OR I'LL GO DOWN TRYING.
270
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,500
THIS PINPOINTS
A TRANSMITTER
271
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,375
CAPABLE OF
CONTACTING HOME.
272
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,125
CAPE CANARD AIR BASE.
I'LL GET COORDINATES.
273
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,833
I CANNOT WAIT
TO LEAVE.
274
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:22,291
ALTHOUGH I CAN
CERTAINLY RECOMMEND
THE CUISINE HERE.
275
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,166
NIKTO, HAVE PRIDE
IN YOUR APPEARANCE.
276
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,833
YOU'RE A ROYAL
GUARDSMAN.
277
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,750
CLEAN YOURSELF
UP AT ONCE.
278
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,458
AH...AH...
279
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,458
AH-CHOO!
280
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,958
OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
281
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,833
WHAT WAS THAT?
282
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:47,708
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERY NEURON
BLEW AT ONCE.
283
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,458
IDIOT!
284
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,125
IT WAS DUST.
285
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,583
COME ON. WE'LL
MAKE THEM ALL SNEEZE.
286
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:58,750
GOOD THING DRAKE ISN'T
MUCH OF A HOUSEKEEPER.
287
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,500
AH...AH...
288
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,500
NO!
289
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,458
CHOO!
290
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,875
THE PILOT. GET HIM!
291
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,958
THAT LITTLE GIRL'S
UP THERE.
292
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,875
NEVER MIND HER.
LET'S PHONE HOME.
293
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:19,875
ONCE WE MAKE CONTACT,
MY FOLLOWERS
WILL GET US,
294
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:24,750
THEN I'LL CRUSH
THE INSOLENT REBELS
WHO STRANDED US.
295
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,875
HEY, WHERE'S
YOUR CLEARANCE?
296
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,375
YOU CAN'T
LEAVE THAT HERE.
297
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,333
SO ARREST ME.
298
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,083
THIS COULD BE HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT.
299
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,208
[DOOR OPENS]
300
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,416
[GASP]
301
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,958
[MUNCHING]
302
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,250
WHAT ARE YOU
EATING NOW?
303
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,083
JUST THIS.
304
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,750
IT'S A LOCK
FOR A FISSION BOMB.
305
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,250
WHERE DID YOU
GET THIS?
306
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,166
DOWN THE HALL.
307
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,208
SHOW ME.
308
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,000
[MANIACAL LAUGH]
309
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,875
SUDDENLY, THIS PLANET IS
A LOT MORE INTERESTING.
310
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,375
WITH THIS KIND
OF FIREPOWER
311
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,291
AND BACKUP
FROM THE HOME PLANET,
312
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,208
ADDING THIS WORLD
TO MY EMPIRE
313
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,958
IS CHILD'S PLAY.
314
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,583
PREPARE THE MISSILES
TO FIRE.
315
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,708
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S SHOWTIME.
316
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,166
OH, NO!
317
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,458
NOT THE RERUNS, TOO!
318
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,458
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
319
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,833
IT'S HONKER.
320
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:08,000
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
I'M THE HIGH POTENTATE
321
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,625
OF A THOUSAND PLANETS
IN THE DELPHONIC NEBULA.
322
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,958
I'M OFFERING YOU
A GENEROUS GIFT.
323
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,208
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION
BY ME.
324
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:21,000
REFUSE THIS PRESENT,
AND MY CREW AND I
325
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,708
WILL VAPORIZE YOUR CITIES
WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
326
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,250
WOW! WORLD DOMINATION.
327
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,833
I KNEW THAT KID
WOULD GO PLACES.
328
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:35,208
TO THINK OUR HONKER
COULD SOON BE
RULING THE PLANET.
329
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,333
YOU'LL HAVE
TO GIVE HIM
THE BIGGER BEDROOM.
330
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,291
AW, NO!
331
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,750
YOUR GOVERNMENTS HAVE
15 MINUTES TO SURRENDER.
332
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,958
I'LL SLOW THEM
DOWN.
333
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,958
DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.
334
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,583
OHH...
335
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:54,500
WELL, I HOPE
IT WORKS OUT
FOR THE LITTLE TYKE.
336
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,083
WHAT WENT WRONG?
337
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,458
HAVE YOU BEEN SNACKING?
338
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,833
IT'S THE GIRL.
339
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,958
INTERFERING BIPED!
340
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,333
I WANT MY AUDIENCE.
341
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,625
ATOMIZE A FEW CITIES.
342
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,708
IT'LL GIVE US
CREDIBILITY.
343
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,500
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE KID.
344
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,208
THERE'S NO POINT.
345
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,125
YOU'LL ESCAPE ONLY
TO BE VAPORIZED
346
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,958
WITH EVERYONE ELSE.
347
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:34,291
I HATE TO DO THIS
TO YOUR BODY, HONKER,
348
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,333
BUT I'LL BEAT YOU.
349
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:40,000
OH, I AM GOING
TO ENJOY THIS.
350
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,416
LET GO OF MY PAL,
BRAINSUCKER.
351
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:57,000
HEY, DERBYFACE,
EAT PEPPER AND DIE.
352
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,458
WHAT KIND
OF STUPID TRICK?
353
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,000
OH, NO! NO!
354
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,958
AH...AH...
355
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,166
AH...AH-CHOO!
356
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,500
HONKER!
357
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,000
GOSALYN?
358
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,583
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
I HAD TO DO
WHATEVER HE WANTED.
359
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,958
I WAS WORSE
THAN TANK.
360
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,708
LOOKS LIKE FLARG WILL
MISS THE MISSILE LAUNCH.
361
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:27,000
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LIKES
PLANETARY DESTRUCTION.
362
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,750
WE CAN WASTE A COUPLE
OF ORBITAL COLONIES
363
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,875
ON THE WAY HOME.
364
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,375
HOLD IT THERE,
ALIEN SLIME.
365
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,000
TIME FOR HAY FEVER.
366
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,958
TOSS THE PEPPER BOMB.
367
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,458
THE LID'S STUCK. USE
THE PEPPER SHAKERS.
368
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:47,583
NO, I DON'T THINK
THAT WILL BE NECESSARY.
369
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,458
WHO'S THE MEGA-WIMP NOW?
370
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,750
I GOT TO GET HELP.
371
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:58,208
TIME TO SHOW SOME GUTS.
372
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:01,375
UM, UH, STOP IT
RIGHT HERE.
373
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,208
PLEASE.
374
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:07,375
NOT AGAIN. IF
YOU'RE HOPING
TO BE MY HOST,
375
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,583
I LIKE THIS BODY
BETTER.
376
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,458
IT HAS
MORE BACKBONE.
377
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:17,125
THAT'S FINE.
I JUST BROUGHT A SNACK
FOR NIKTO. HERE.
378
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,583
OH, BOY! ALUMINUM!
379
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,708
DON'T!
380
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,875
AH...AH...
381
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:27,000
AH-CHOO!
382
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,750
WHEN THE WHIFFLE BOY
SITS ON YOUR HEAD,
383
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,166
HE MEANS BUSINESS.
384
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,166
[ALARM]
385
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,000
THE MISSILES
ARE LAUNCHING.
386
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,708
OH, NO!
387
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,458
WHAT?
388
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:58,083
THEY WON'T TAKE EARTH
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
389
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,250
NO, WAIT!
390
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,583
THEY COULD'VE
DESTROYED US
LIKE THE MISSILES.
391
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,750
NO, HONKER!
392
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,875
IT IS ALL RIGHT.
393
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,875
I'M KLATTU 2,
THE LEADER OF
THE REVOLUTIONARIES.
394
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,625
WE'LL TAKE FLARG
THE TERRIBLE
TO STAND TRIAL.
395
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:19,125
A THOUSAND WORLDS
ACROSS THE GALAXY
OWE YOU THANKS.
396
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:23,000
DON'T MENTION IT.
T'WEREN'T NOTHING.
397
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
MAYBE FOR YOU.
398
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,708
I GUESS THEY'LL
SPREAD THE WORD.
399
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,625
ANY ALIENS
COME NOSING
AROUND EARTH,
400
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:38,875
THEY'LL HAVE TO DEAL
WITH HONKER MUDDLEFOOT,
GALACTIC SCUMKICKER!
401
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:42,458
AH...AH-CHOO!
402
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:48,416
SORRY THE WORLD
DOMINATION THING
DIDN'T WORK OUT.
403
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,375
BUT WE LEARN
FROM OUR MISTAKES.
404
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,458
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
405
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,875
TOUGH LUCK,
DUFUS.
406
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,291
THIS ONE'S MINE.
407
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,375
OHH...
408
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,375
I, UH, I...
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