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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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NO PLACE QUITE LIKE
THE BEACH, EH, GOS?
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I'LL SAY. THE ONLY PLACE
THAT HASN'T BEEN PAVED.
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AH, THE SMELL OF THE SEA,
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THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR,
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THE... WHOOO-WAA-OOOH!
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THE DANGEROUS
HALF-BURIED DEBRIS.
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WHOA! STEEL-BELTED...
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NOW THERE'S A KEEPER.
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OOOH!
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WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO
THE BEACH, DAD?
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THERE'S SO MUCH JUNK,
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I CAN'T EVEN
FIND THE SAND.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
TRASH LIKE THIS?
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NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME
I WAS IN YOUR ROOM.
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HEY, MY ROOM IS
ORGANIZED CHAOS,
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BUT THIS IS SERIOUS
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION.
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GOSALYN, I THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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WHO'S OVERREACTING?!
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THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.
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IT'S A BLIGHT ON THE
FACE OF THE PLANET
EARTH!
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NOW, NOW, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE LITTER.
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A LITTLE LITTER?!
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AND THE GRAND CANYON IS
JUST A LITTLE DITCH!
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AND THE NORTH POLE IS
JUST A LITTLE CHILLY
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AND NAPOLEON WAS JUST A
LITTLE DICTATOR!
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YES, DEAR. HE WAS.
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AND I THINK YOU'RE BLOWING
THIS OUT OF PROPORTION.
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WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LAY
AROUND DOING NOTHING.
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I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING.
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THAT'S NICE, SWEETHEART.
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JUST DON'T MAIM ANYONE.
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GOSALYN MALLARD,
GIRL OF ACTION,
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PATROLS THE BEACH, DETERMINED TO
CATCH ANY POLLUTERS
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AND MAKE THEM PAY.
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LITTERBUG! THREE O'CLOCK.
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GOSALYN, NO!
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CODE RED! TRASH
MONGERS, 300 YARDS.
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GOSALYN!
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NOW WHY DID YOU DO A THING
LIKE THAT TO ME, HUH?
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JUST A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
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NO HARD FEELINGS,
HUH, PAL?
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YOU NEED TO LEARN
SOME MANNERS.
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NOW, D.W., IF YOU WANT TO
GET BURIED IN THE SAND,
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YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
DO IT HEAD FIRST.
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WELL, THANK YOU FOR
THE HELPFUL HINT.
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NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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SORRY, DAD, BUT YOU CAN'T USE
KID GLOVES ON THESE POLLUTERS.
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YOU GOTTA FIGHT
TO DRAW BLOOD.
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YES. BUT DOES IT
HAVE TO BE MY BLOOD?
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THERE ARE ALREADY
VERY GOOD LAWS
AGAINST POLLUTION.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE
ANY NEW... OOOH!
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...ONES.
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ALRIGHT, BUB. I SAID I WAS...
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SORRY.
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WHOA! NOT YOUR TYPICAL
CRUSTACEAN BEHAVIOR PATTERN.
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WHAT'S MAKING THOSE
CRABS SO CRABBY?
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I DON'T... OOOOH!...KNOW.
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BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
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SO YOU'RE THE SINISTER
FORCE BEHIND ALL THIS.
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IF YOU DON'T CALL
OFF YOUR THUGS
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I'M GONNA USE YOU
FOR A CRAB CASSEROLE.
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OOH! OOOH! OOH!
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LOOKS LIKE MORE THAN THE CRABS
HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM.
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THE ODIOUS OCTOPUS
IS BEHIND IT ALL.
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THIS IS A JOB FOR...
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DARKWING DUCK!
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE SMOKE THAT
SMOKES SMOKED OYSTERS.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU
SLITHERING SEA SERPENT,
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STOP THIS RAMPAGE
IMMEDIATELY!
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OR FACE THE WRATH OF...
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DARKWING DUCK!
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I HATE IT WHEN SOMEBODY
STEPS ON MY LINES.
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I HAVE YOU NOW.
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AH, SOMETHING'S NOT
QUITE RIGHT HERE.
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AACH-AACH-AACHOO!
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I SET MY GAS
GUN FOR SMOG.
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NEXT TIME I GET A DAY OFF
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WE'RE SPENDING
IT IN A LIBRARY.
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[ SHELL HORN BLOWS ]
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DID I REALLY SEE WHAT I
JUST SAW IN THE SEA?
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I BELIEVE I'LL CONTINUE
THIS INVESTIGATION BACK
AT HEADQUARTERS.
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WITH MY STATE-OF-THE-ART,
HI-TECH, AND VERY PRICEY
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CRIME-FIGHTING EQUIPMENT.
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I'LL SOLVE THIS
MYSTERY IN NO TIME.
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I'VE CHECKED AND DOUBLE CHECKED
EVERY VILLAIN ON FILE.
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I'VE SCRUTINIZED EVERY
CROOK WHO EVER STOLE FISH,
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ATE FISH, OR JUST PLAIN
SMELLED FISHY.
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AND NONE OF THEM MATCHED
THIS ONE'S MODUS OPERANDI.
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THAT'S MODE OF OPERATION OR M.O.
AS WE SAY IN THE TRADE.
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NO FELONIOUS SEA SLIME'S
GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME.
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I THINK THIS VILLAIN'S
NO VILLAIN, DAD.
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THE WATER GOT CLEANED UP
AND NOBODY GOT HURT.
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I SUPPOSED THAT MAKES
ME CHOPPED LIVER.
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YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT
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THOSE FISH DID DO SOME
MAJOR JANITORIAL WORK.
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THERE'S WAYS TO KEEP A
BEACH CLEAN WITHOUT
DESTROYING PROPERTY.
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I STILL SAY THEY WERE JUST
TRYING TO DO SOME GOOD.
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LOOK, I'M THE HERO
AROUND HERE,
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NOT SOME SEA SLUG
WITH A HORN.
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AND I'M GONNA CATCH THAT
MISCREANT IF IT'S THE
LAST THING I DO.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIND IT?
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I COULD CHECK WITH THE
MUSICIANS UNION,
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BUT I'D SAY WE'RE DEALING WITH A
NON-PROFESSIONAL HERE.
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SO I'LL JUST MEET THE
WATERLOGGED WRETCH ON IT'S
OWN TURF.
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OR, AH, SURF.
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THE FAMED CRIME FIGHTER SETS
UP TO CONFRONT THE VILLAIN
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IN THE BRINY DEEP.
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[ SAWING ]
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AH, D.W., I THINK WE'RE
GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT.
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OH-HO! SO YOU'RE THE
ONE BEHIND IT ALL!
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WHY DO I BOTHER?
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SORRY ABOUT THE HOLE.
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I WAS TRYING FOR A
DRAMATIC ENTRANCE.
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JUST WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT I
CAME TO ASK YOU.
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IT IS?
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE MY WHALE
A SNEEZING FIT, AREN'T YOU?
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IT WAS THAT OR GET THE FULL
TOUR OF HIS DIGESTIVE TRACT.
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THAT WASN'T VERY
NICE, YOU KNOW.
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HE ALREADY HAS A
SINUS CONDITION.
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OH, LET ME SEE HERE.
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AH-HA! NOW I KNOW...
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MY KEEN CRIME-FIGHTER'S
INSTINCTS TELL ME
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YOU'RE BEHIND THE
AQUATIC UPRISING.
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HA HA HA, YOU'RE MORE
FUN THAN A BARREL OF SEA
MONKEYS.
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OF COURSE I'M THE ONE.
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I JUST WANT TO TELL
YOU, BACK OFF.
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OTHERWISE YOU'RE LIKELY
TO PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD.
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AND YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME MAD.
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LET'S GET ONE THING
STRAIGHT HERE...
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YOU DON'T TELL
ME WHAT TO DO...
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I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
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AND YOUR LITTLE
GAME IS OVER.
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YOU'VE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP,
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
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NOW YOU'VE GONE AND
SPOILED MY MOOD.
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YOUR FRAME OF MIND IS OF
NO CONCERN TO MOI.
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I'M TAKING YOU IN.
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[ BLOWS SHELL HORN ]
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE BUSY.
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LISTEN. YOU STAY OUT OF MY
WAY AND YOU WON'T GET HURT,
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BUT IF YOU CROSS ME AGAIN,
YOU'RE GONNA BE FISH FOOD.
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♪♪
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SHE TOOK THE BAIT,
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO
REEL HER IN.
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I'LL FIND THAT SARDINE IF I HAVE
TO SEARCH ALL SEVEN SEAS.
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HONEY, YOU'VE GOT
THE I.Q. OF KELP.
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IT'S ALL OVER NOW,
CHICKEN OF THE SEA.
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THE TRIGGER MECHANISM
MUST BE A LITTLE DAMP.
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I GUESS I'M GETTING SOFT,
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BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ONE
LAST CHANCE TO BACK OFF.
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NEVER! DARKWING DUCK DOES
NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE
WORD SURRENDER.
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ILLITERATE, HUH?
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
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♪♪
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CATCHY TUNE. ARE YOU
AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES?
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IT'S THE END OF THE FISHING
LINE FOR YOU, SISTER.
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THE GAME IS UP.
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NOT NOW, LAUNCHPAD.
THIS IS MY BIG SPEECH.
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I LIVE FOR MOMENTS
LIKE THESE.
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IT WASN'T ME, D.W.
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OH, IT WAS JUST THE
GIANT, DEADLY OCTOPUS.
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OH, NO.
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TRY YOUR GAS
GUN AGAIN, D.W.
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IT'S NO GOOD UNDERWATER.
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BUT DON'T WORRY. WE'LL
JUST MOVE ON TO PLAN B.
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AND WHAT'S PLAN B?
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ACTUALLY, MY GAS
GUN WAS PLAN B.
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SEVERAL OF MY
INTERNAL ORGANS
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ARE GOING TO BE OF VERY
LITTLE USE AFTER THIS CASE.
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EASY, SWEETIE.
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I DON'T WANT TO DO AWAY
WITH THEM JUST YET.
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SAY, THIS IS SOME
AQUARIUM YOU GOT HERE.
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YEAH. WHO WAS YOUR
DECORATOR, CAPTAIN NEMO?
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KEEP MOVING. THIS ISN'T
A SIGHTSEEING TOUR.
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DID YOU HAVE TO PUT
THESE ON SO TIGHT?
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MAYBE I SHOULD'VE PUT ONE ON
THAT FLAPPING TRAP OF YOURS.
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WHOA! YUP! MUST BE
HARD FINDING MAID
SERVICE DOWN HERE.
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WHAT, NO TELEVISION?
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SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T
GET CABLE, ANYWAY.
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♪♪
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NOW SEE HERE, YOU CARP...
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CAREFUL, D.W.
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THOSE THINGS LOOK
LIKE THEY MIGHT BE...
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YAAAA-HAAA-HAAA!
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YEP. ELECTRIC EELS.
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AT LEAST YOU
COULD'VE DUSTED.
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00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,750
NOW THAT IS JUST
SOME OF THE JUNK
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YOU SURFACE SLOBS HAVE
DUMPED DOWN HERE.
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AND THIS IS A LITTLE BIT
OF WHAT DROPPED IN THIS
MORNING.
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THOSE BEACH ATTACKS
WERE OVER LITTERING?
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YOU'RE NOT SO STUPID
FOR AN IDIOT.
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YOU'RE MAD! YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY...
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DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
ABSOLUTELY MAD.
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I'M NOT MAD.
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I'M FURIOUS!
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IF YOUR BACKYARD WAS USED AS THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST GARBAGE DUMP,
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WOULDN'T YOU BE ANNOYED?
226
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:47,083
THAT'S NO REASON TO
TAKE IT OUT ON US.
227
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,208
IT'S NOT?
228
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:56,333
THIS KIND OF HOSTILITY
IS REALLY VERY
COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.
229
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,416
I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY.
230
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NO, SIR. NOT BY
A LONG SHOT.
231
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:05,000
I THINK THIS WHERE SHE
TELLS US WHAT DROVE HER
TO A LIFE OF VILLAINY.
232
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I WAS THE HAPPIEST
HALIBUT YOU EVER MET
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UNTIL...
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I WAS RIGHT.
235
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,500
I WAS OUT FOR MY MORNING SWIM,
236
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,958
TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY
GIRLISH FISH FIGURE.
237
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,958
I WAS HAPPY AS A CLAM.
238
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NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD.
239
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:22,375
THEN, SOMEBODY NEW SHOWED
UP IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
240
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,750
SOMEBODY LIKE NOBODY I'D
EVER SEEN BEFORE.
241
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,208
I WAS YOUNG, FRESH
OUT OF SCHOOL.
242
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,875
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THE THING WAS.
243
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,000
JUST FIGURED IT WAS A
NEW FRIEND TO PLAY WITH.
244
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,208
THEN ONE OF THOSE
THINGS HIT ME.
245
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:37,083
DIRECT HIT AND I'M
OUT FOR THE COUNT.
246
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,375
AND BEFORE I KNEW IT,
I WASN'T WHAT I WAS,
247
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,000
BUT WHAT I AM.
248
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,708
THAT'S THE SADDEST "WHY
I BEGAN A VILLAIN" STORY
249
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,375
I EVER HEARD.
250
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:03,125
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M PUT
OUT WITH YOU SURFACE TYPES.
251
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,333
THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
252
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,500
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
253
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,458
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
FISH GONE BAD.
254
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,000
THAT'S NOT THE ATTITUDE I
WAS LOOKING FOR, BUSTER.
255
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,166
WHAT IF WE PROMISE TO
PICK UP AFTER OURSELVES?
256
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,083
IT'S TOO LATE FOR
THAT, SWEETIE.
257
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,208
I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
258
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,708
DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ANOTHER
FISH IN THIS WHOLE SEA.
259
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,750
I'M GONNA FLOOD
YOUR DIRTY CITY
260
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,583
UNTIL IT'S PART
OF MY WORLD.
261
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,333
THEN I'M GONNA CLEAN
IT UP FOR YOU.
262
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,208
THIS IS TERRIBLE. THINK
OF THE DESTRUCTION,
263
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,583
THE DAMAGE, THE DEVASTATION!
264
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,750
THINK OF THE DROP IN
PROPERTY VALUES.
265
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:45,291
♪♪
266
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:04,208
THE HERO MOMENTARILY
FINDS HIMSELF AT A
SLIGHT DISADVANTAGE.
267
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,208
BUT, AS ALWAYS, HE MAINTAINS
HIS EVER-COOL DEMEANOR.
268
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,708
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
269
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,958
YAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!
270
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:17,000
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
NEPTUNIA HAS A POINT...
271
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,375
WE SURE DUMPED AN AWFUL
LOT OF JUNK DOWN HERE.
272
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:23,708
WHAT? YOU'RE DEFENDING
THAT LUNATIC?
273
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,958
JUST TRYING TO SEE
HER SIDE OF THINGS.
274
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,833
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
275
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:32,083
THAT SMELT HAS SEVERE
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.
276
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,750
YOU SEE, LAUNCHPAD,
277
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,958
WHEN ONE FEELS ONE
HAS BEEN WRONGED,
278
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,500
ONE DOES NOT GENERALLY RESPOND
BY WIPING OUT A CITY.
279
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,000
IT'S NOT NORMAL.
280
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,125
IN FACT, IT'S NUTS!
281
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,125
WE HAVE TO FIND A
WAY OUT OF HERE
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00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,000
SO WE CAN SAVE ST. CANARD.
283
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,458
I HAVE IT!
284
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,333
JUST AS I SUSPECTED... THE EELS
OPERATE ON ALTERNATING CURRENT.
285
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:58,083
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
286
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,333
HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH WAY
WE OUGHT TO BE GOING?
287
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:07,000
RELAX. HAVE MY KEEN INSTINCTS
EVER LED US WRONG BEFORE?
288
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,458
WELL... THERE'S A FIRST
TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
289
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:20,583
AM I OVERREACTING OR ARE WE
IN SERIOUS DANGER HERE?
290
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,125
DANGER IS MY
MIDDLE NAME.
291
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,458
FUNNY, US BEING IN A
SITUATION LIKE THIS
292
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:29,000
AND ME NOW JUST FINDING OUT
WHAT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS.
293
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,291
LATER, LAUNCHPAD. I THINK I'LL
GIVE THESE HOMICIDAL HERRINGS
294
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,166
A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
295
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,250
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT
SILLY SEA SERPENT
296
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,458
BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE CITY.
297
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,208
♪♪
298
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:47,416
HA HA HA, BEFORE LONG,
EVERYBODY IN ST. CANARD
299
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,458
WILL HAVE AN OCEAN VIEW.
300
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,000
YOU SHOULD BE
HELPING HER, DAD,
301
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,833
NOT TRYING TO STOP HER.
302
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:05,000
GOSALYN, DEAREST, SHE'S
TRANSFORMING OUR FAIR CITY
303
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,625
INTO THE NEXT ATLANTIS.
304
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:11,250
I DON'T THINK THAT QUALIFIES HER
FOR ANY "GOOD SAMARITAN" AWARDS.
305
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,875
THE COURAGEOUS DEFENDER
OF THE DEEP PERSEVERES,
306
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,958
PASSING SKILLFULLY THROUGH
TROUBLED WATERS,
307
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,583
SEEKING TO EVEN THE SCORE.
308
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,250
BATTLE STATIONS!
FIEND DEAD AHEAD!
309
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,750
♪♪
310
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,208
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THERE, D.W.?
311
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,458
I'M RECORDING BARRACUDA
BREATH'S SOUND.
312
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:30,500
WELL, OK, BUT I
WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT
BEING A BIG SELLER.
313
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,458
NO, SHE USES HER SONG TO
COMMAND THE WHALE,
314
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,416
SO I'LL SIMPLY
PLAY IT BACKWARD
315
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,333
AND REVERSE HER EVIL ORDERS.
316
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,458
I GET IT. YOU'LL JUST
PUSH THIS BUTTON AND...
317
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,208
LAUNCHPAD! NO!
318
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:46,458
♪♪
319
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,458
THAT BOY JUST DOESN'T
KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
320
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,750
DO YOU THINK SHE HEARD US?!
321
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,625
HOW'S THAT? I
CAN'T HEAR YOU
322
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,583
'CAUSE ALL THE NOISE.
323
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
SHHH. MAYBE SHE
DIDN'T NOTICE.
324
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:07,083
IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR IS
THIS PLACE GETTING SMALLER?
325
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,083
WELL, WE'RE SAFE NOW.
326
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:23,000
I SAW A PICTURE OF
YOU NOT LONG AGO.
327
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,583
IT WAS IN THE
DICTIONARY UNDER DUMB.
328
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,125
BY THE WAY, DO
YOU LIKE SUSHI?
329
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,875
I CAN TAKE IT
OR LEAVE IT.
330
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:35,750
WELL, SWEETHEART,
YOU'RE GONNA BE IT.
331
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,750
HERE, D.W.
332
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:49,291
TAKE THAT, YOU
MERCILESS MARLIN.
333
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,875
WELL, THAT'S A FINE
KETTLE OF FISH.
334
00:18:55,875 --> 00:19:00,166
HA! ONCE MORE, THE
HERO SAVES THE DAY.
335
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:03,583
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
SAVING THE CITY?
336
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,000
AAAH! AND GOSALYN!
337
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,083
I DEMAND YOU DRAIN THE
CITY IMMEDIATELY.
338
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:13,458
NO. NO WAY. FORGET
IT. DREAM ON.
339
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,000
WHATTA YA MEAN?
I'M THE HERO.
340
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,375
YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY.
341
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,708
SAYS WHO?
342
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:22,083
IT'S THE WAY IT'S
DONE. THAT'S ALL.
343
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,208
I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES
344
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,500
AND I'M DOING WHAT I GOTTA
DO TO STOP THE POLLUTION.
345
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,708
YOU'RE HURTING A LOT OF
INNOCENT PEOPLE TOO.
346
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:34,250
HEY, NOBODY EVER MADE AN
OMELET WITHOUT BREAKING
A FEW EGGS.
347
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,958
BUT SOME OF THEM ARE
PRETTY GOOD EGGS.
348
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:39,000
SOME OF THEM ARE TRYING TO
STOP THE POLLUTION.
349
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
YOU MAY BE CLEANING
OUT THE CITY,
350
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
BUT YOU'RE CLEANING OUT
THE GOOD RIGHT ALONG
WITH THE BAD.
351
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,833
MAYBE YOU COULD CALL
YOUR WHALE BACK.
352
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,166
I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.
353
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:54,000
BUT THERE'S NO WAY MY
WHALE CAN HEAR ME NOW.
354
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,958
SINCE SOMEBODY BROKE
MY TRUMPET.
355
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:03,583
GOT IT! WE CAN AMPLIFY YOUR
VOICE WITH THE SUB'S
LOUDSPEAKER.
356
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:07,875
YOU'VE GOT SOME
PRETTY GOOD IDEAS
FOR A MORON.
357
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:13,583
OH, I FORGOT. SOMEBODY'S
OVEREAGER OCTOPUS SUNK IT.
358
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,166
WELL, THAT'S NO SWEAT.
359
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:32,125
♪♪
360
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,583
IT ISN'T TRADITIONAL FOR THE
HERO TO SHOW GRATITUDE TO
THE VILLAIN,
361
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,708
BUT THANKS FOR
SPARING THE CITY.
362
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:05,166
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
WORTH SALVAGING IN IT.
363
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,583
WASN'T THERE
SOMETHING ELSE, DAD?
364
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,583
NO. THAT WAS IT.
NOTHING MORE.
365
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,291
ARE YOU SURE, DAD?
366
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,375
OH, YEAH. SLIPPED MY MIND.
367
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,708
WELL, AH, I FOUND THIS ON
THE BEACH AND THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT WANT IT.
368
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:24,458
THIS'LL COME IN HANDY
NEXT TIME I TEACH YOU
SLOBS A LESSON.
369
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:28,125
BUT, HONEY, I HOPE THERE
WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.
370
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,583
DON'T WORRY, I'LL
SEE TO IT MYSELF.
371
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,875
SEE YOU AROUND, HONEY.
372
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:41,291
PTOOEY! I THINK I PREFER
BEING ON HER BAD SIDE.
373
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,125
I WISH SHE'D FLOODED THE PLACE
374
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,750
TILL THE HIGHEST SKYSCRAPER
WAS UNDERWATER.
375
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,750
THAT WOULD'VE REALLY TAUGHT
THOSE SLOBS A LESSON.
376
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:52,166
GOSALYN, I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE MISSED THE POINT.
377
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:56,166
THE POINT IS THAT ALL PROBLEMS,
NO MATTER HOW SEVERE,
378
00:21:56,166 --> 00:22:00,000
CAN BE SOLVED IN PEACEFUL
WAYS. AND AFTER...
379
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,166
HEY! WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING,
380
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:05,208
YOU BIG SLOB?!
381
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,333
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