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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[AWOOO!]
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[AWOOO!]
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THERE IT GOES AGAIN.
LET'S GO HOME.
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I'M GETTING
THE HEEBIE JEEBIES.
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WOULD YOU RELAX?
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IT'S MORE BAFFLING
THAN OUR PHONE BILL...
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IGUANAS
SWIPING OLIVES,
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BLACK CATS
STEALING ONIONS.
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THE WHOLE CITY'S WEIRD.
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AND IT'S
GETTING WEIRDER!
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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[AWOOO!]
[AWOOO!]
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HOLD ONTO YOUR GOGGLES.
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WE'RE FOLLOWING
THOSE DELUSIONS.
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WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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DID I SAY THAT?
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OOH! WHY DO I ALWAYS
HIT THE LIGHTS?
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THEY'RE GOING
TO GET AWAY.
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UH, GEE,
THAT'S TOO BAD.
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THIS IS THE LONGEST
LIGHT IN HISTORY!
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HO HO!
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THAT LOOKS PROMISING.
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AAH!
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ANCHOVIES?
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WHY WOULD BATS
WANT ANCHOVIES?
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M-MAYBE THEY'RE WORRIED
ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
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THAT'S NO EXCUSE
FOR STEALING.
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LET'S GRAB 'EM!
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I GOTTA TOUCH 'EM?
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OUR WEIGHT WILL BE
TOO MUCH FOR THEM.
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NOW WHAT?
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SHAKE IT AWAY
FROM THEM.
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AAH!
AAH!
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[SPLASH]
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DID I MISS SOMETHING?
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WHERE WAS THE OFF-RAMP
THAT SAID,
"THE TWILIGHT ZONE"?
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OH, NO!
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PEPPERONI?
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EXCELLENT!
NOW COME.
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IT'S TIME
WE WENT HOME.
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HOW'S ABOUT WE CALL IT
A NIGHT, D.W.?
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SORRY. I COULDN'T SLEEP
WITHOUT CRACKING THIS CASE.
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AFTER THIS CASE
I'LL NEVER SLEEP
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OR TURN OUT THE LIGHTS!
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OLIVES, ANCHOVIES,
PEPPERONI...
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WHAT DO THEY HAVE
IN COMMON?
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PIZZA!
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SUDDENLY,
I GOTTA HAVE PIZZA.
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WHOA!
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[CRASH]
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YOU'RE A GENIUS!
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SOME FIEND IS FILCHING
PIZZA TOPPINGS!
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THAT'S THE CONNECTION!
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HECK IF I KNOW WHY.
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MAYBE
HE'S HUNGRY, TOO.
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LET'S STOP
AT PIZZA PIERRE'S.
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NOT A CHANCE.
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THE ONLY TOPPINGS LEFT
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ARE GREEN PEPPERS
AND MUSHROOMS.
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WE'LL CATCH THAT
CONDIMENT CREEP
IN THE ACT!
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I'LL TAKE MUSHROOMS.
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IT'S TIME TO
DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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IF I STOPPED FOR A PIZZA,
HE'D NEVER KNOW.
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DON'T BET ON IT!
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RATS.
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FUNNY PLACE
TO BUILD A CONDO.
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THIS IS THE ADDRESS,
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"McCAWBER MUSHROOMS
UNLIMITED,"
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THE ONLY MUSHROOMS
IN TOWN.
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PERFECT WEATHER FOR PUTTING
CROOKS IN THE COOLER.
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VERY INTERESTING WEATHER
WE'RE HAVING.
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YEOW!
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VERY INTERESTING.
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NOBODY SHOULD BE WORKING
AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
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EXCEPT PIZZA CROOKS.
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I HATE THAT.
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LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS
IN A MILLION MOVIES.
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AHA!
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ECK! ACK! UGH! ER!
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O.K., FINE.
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THE LIGHTED ROOM
WAS IN FRONT...
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HERE!
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HUH?
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OBVIOUSLY DONE
WITH MIRRORS.
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ANYWAY, I'VE GOT
A CROOK TO CATCH!
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AAH!
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OH-HOY.
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I'LL RETRACE MY STEPS.
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AAH!
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INTRIGUING
ARCHITECTURE.
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I MUST GET THE NAME
OF THE DESIGNER
SO I CAN HURT HIM.
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I'VE HAD IT
WITH THIS HOUSE.
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THE PIZZA FIEND
IS TRYING
TO PSYCH ME OUT.
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WELL, DARKWING DUCK
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IS THE MASTER
OF PSYCHOLOGICAL
WARFARE.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT...
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FLAPS...IN THE NIGHT?
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THIS IS
A DIRECTOR'S MEETING.
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I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU WERE INVITED!
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UH, WELL, NO, I WASN'T
INVITED PER SE.
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I SAW THE LIGHT AND...
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WAS ONLY TRYING to help.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE
MY ASSOCIATES.
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THEY'RE SUCH TEASES.
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REALLY, DARLING,
YOU'RE SUCH
A PARTY POOPER.
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WE WEREN'T
GONNA HURT HIM
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MUCH!
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GOOD EVENING.
I'M MORGANA McCAWBER,
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THE PRESIDENT
OF McCAWBER'S MUSHROOMS.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, MR...
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DINGWING DORK.
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ER, DUCKWING...
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DUCK... DUCK... DUCK...
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DARKWING DUCK,
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AT YOUR SERVICE.
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WHAT AN UNUSUAL NAME,
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BUT THEN YOU SEEM
VERY UNUSUAL.
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I LIKE THAT.
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[GULP]
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WE'RE HAVING
AN EMERGENCY MEETING
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REGARDING THE
PIZZA TOPPING THEFTS.
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PIZZA TOPPINGS?
YOU KNEW THAT?
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WELL, I, UH...
DEDUCED IT.
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SHE DEDUCED IT!
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MY KIND OF WOMAN.
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ISN'T IT PECULIAR
TO HOLD A MEETING SO LATE?
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I ENJOY THE NIGHT.
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SUN IS SO HARSH
ON MY SKIN.
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I'M SORT OF A CREATURE
OF THE NIGHT MYSELF.
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WE HAVE MUCH
IN COMMON, DARKWING.
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LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
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I SHOULD GET BACK...
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WAIT!
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I COULD CHECK
YOUR SECURITY.
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I'D LOVE TO SEE
YOUR OPERATION.
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SHALL WE?
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HA HA HA HA!
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MORGANA'S CAUGHT HERSELF
ONE CHUNK OF A DUCK!
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I HOPE THERE'S ENOUGH
TO GO AROUND.
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I DON'T LIKE IT.
HE COST US THE ANCHOVIES.
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IF HE GETS TOO CLOSE,
I SAY WE...
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EXACTLY.
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THERE'S MORE FUNGUS
IN YOUR LITTLE FINGER
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THAN IN MOST
PEOPLE'S HEADS.
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YOU MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT MUSHROOMS.
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THANK YOU, DARK.
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PERHAPS WE COULD
GET TOGETHER AGAIN.
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I COULD DISCUSS SPORES
AND SLIME MOLDS.
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I'D LIKE THAT.
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SORT OF.
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I'M SURE YOU MUST
GET BACK TO YOUR
EXCITING INVESTIGATION.
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NO!
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I HAVE TO
PROTECT YOU...
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UH, THE MUSHROOMS.
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OH, THAT'S REALLY...
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YES?
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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THE OTHERS ARE...
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SENSITIVE
ABOUT OUTSIDERS.
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WE'LL BE JUST FINE,
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I PROMISE.
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O.K.
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[LAUNCHPAD]
DARKWING DUCK! COMEIN, D.W.!
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I COULD REALLYUSE A HAND!
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THE RATCATCHER'S RADIO!
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HE'S TROUBLE, MORGANA.
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THE BOARD WANTS HIM...
DISPOSED OF.
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USE THIS, DARLING.
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ONE SMOOCH OF MY
LIP POTION AND HE'S...
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ANCIENT HISTORY!
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I'M SURE
I WON'T NEED IT.
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HE'S ALREADY EATING
OUT OF MY HAND.
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IF I NEED
TO GET RID OF HIM,
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I PREFER THE
OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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HEE HEE HEE!
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YES, GRANNY,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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LAUNCHPAD?
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I'M IN TROUBLE, D.W.
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BIG TROUBLE!
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HURRY, D.W.!
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I'M ABOUT TO KNOW
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WHAT A FLY FEELS LIKE.
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C'MON, GUYS.
YOU DON'T WANT ME.
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AREN'T THERE ANY FLIES
IN YOUR PARLOR?
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WHO NEEDS FLIES
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WHEN WE CAN HAVE
A NICE JUICY LAUNCHPAD?
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HA HA HA HA!
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HANG IN THERE,
LAUNCHPAD!
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL BE HERE.
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STOP HIM!
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GAAH!
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GEE, I WAS HOPING
WE COULD SKIP DINNER.
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AND NOW, MY FRIENDS,
IT'S TIME TO FEAST!
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YOU'LL DO NOTHING
OF THE KIND!
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THE OTHERS
WILL NOT BE PLEASED.
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THEY ARE NOT
IN CHARGE.
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DARKWING DUCK
IS MINE.
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[MORGANA]
AHEM!
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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NICE MANICURE.
THANKS!
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DON'T MENTION IT.
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MORGANA, WHAT ARE...
HEY!
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NOT SO FAST,
YOU ARROGANT ARACHNIDS!
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[COUGHING]
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WHOA! PRETTY
IMPRESSIVE.
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BUG SPRAY?
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SMOG.
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OH, THE POOR DEARS!
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HUH?
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[COUGHING]
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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THIS GIRL DOESN'T
GET OUT ENOUGH.
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MORGANA,
THAT THING'S DANGEROUS!
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IT IS NOT.
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HE'S JUST AN
ITTY BITTY SPIDER.
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THEY'RE VERY SWEET.
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REALLY?
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BUT AREN'T THEY...
VENOMOUS?
248
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,208
ONLY A LITTLE.
249
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,875
MORGANA'S
REALLY SOMETHING,
250
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,583
ISN'T SHE, LAUNCHPAD?
251
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:15,833
I'LL SAY.
252
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,833
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
253
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,875
SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT ME.
254
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,166
YOU SAW HOW
SHE LOOKS AT ME.
255
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,458
LIKE A SNAKE LOOKS
AT ITS DINNER.
256
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,750
YEAH, SEE?
THE POOR KID'S
LOVESTRUCK.
257
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,208
LAUNCHPAD.
258
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,583
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
259
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,875
GETTING YOUR ATTENTION.
260
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,875
YOU'RE A HERO,
NOT A ROMEO.
261
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,750
HOW'D YOUR
CREEPY GIRLFRIEND
262
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,750
KNOW WHERE I WAS?
263
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,875
MORGANA'S NOT CREE...
WAIT A MINUTE.
264
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,375
HOWDID SHE KNOW?
265
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,750
HERE'S SOMETHING...
AN ACCIDENT.
266
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,083
WHAT COULD SQUEEZE
MILK TRUCKS DRY?
267
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:07,000
IS THIS RELATED
TO OUR CASE?
268
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,833
IT ISN'T
WEIRD ENOUGH.
269
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,166
MILK DOESN'T GO
ON PIZZA.
270
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:14,208
IT DOES WHEN
IT BECOMES CHEESE.
271
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:18,250
IS THIS WEIRD ENOUGH
FOR YA?
272
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,708
BAD CASE OF GAS.
273
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,291
[BURP]
274
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,958
I KNOW HER!
275
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,000
SHE WAS
AT MORGANA'S.
276
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,875
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING
ALL SORTS
OF SWELL FRIENDS.
277
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,583
LET'S GO.
278
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,875
SMELL THAT? IT'S PIZZA!
279
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,166
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
280
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:11,958
THIS IS THE HIDEOUT
OF THE TOPPING THIEF.
281
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,583
THESE ARE REALLY
COMING ALONG
282
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,000
QUITE NICELY.
283
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,250
LOOKS PRETTY BLAND
TO ME.
284
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,833
DROP IT, NERO.
285
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,583
THERE'S NO MARKET FOR
GRUB-AND-COCKROACH PIZZA.
286
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,291
MORGANA'S BEING CHEATED
287
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,958
BY HER BOARD
OF DIRECTORS!
288
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,458
WELL, I SAY
IT'S TERROR-TIME.
289
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,750
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
290
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:44,583
I AM THE ONION
THAT STINGS IN YOUR EYES!
291
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:48,291
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
292
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,458
OH, GOODY.
293
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,000
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
RENFIELD.
294
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000
YOU'VE BEEN ROBBING THE CITY
OF PIZZA TOPPINGS
295
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,458
SO YOU CAN GROW THESE
MUSHROOM ABERRATIONS.
296
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:07,708
HEY, D.W.
THIS THING SMELLS
JUST LIKE A PIZZA!
297
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,166
IT TASTES
LIKE IT, TOO.
298
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,625
A PERFECT PIZZA
EVERY TIME
299
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,625
WITH NO
MANUFACTURING COSTS.
300
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,125
WE'LL CORNER
THE PIZZA INDUSTRY!
301
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,500
AS SOON AS WE
302
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,875
GET RID OF YOU!
303
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,875
[BURP]
304
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,750
TRAITORS...DOING THIS
TO POOR MORGANA!
305
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,333
POOR MORGANA?
POOR US!
306
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,708
WE'LL SOON BE
FUNGUS FOOD!
307
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,333
HE'S RIGHT.
I'M JUST FINE.
308
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,625
SORRY, DARKWING. YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED.
309
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,000
I NEVER WANTED THIS.
310
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,958
SOUNDS KINDA FINAL,
DOESN'T IT?
311
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:54,708
S-S-SO MUCH FOR
LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS.
312
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,250
D.W., I'M SORRY YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S A FIENDISH,
313
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,875
BLOOD-SUCKING CREATURE
FROM THE NETHERWORLD.
314
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,958
NOBODY'S DOING
ANY BLOOD-SUCKING.
315
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,708
SHE'S JUST...
MISGUIDED.
316
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:13,583
I KNOW I COULD
CONVINCE HER
TO SEE THE LIGHT.
317
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,500
I HATE LIGHT, DARKWING.
318
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,166
IT'S SO...EW...
319
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,250
HEALTHY!
320
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,458
COME ON, MORGANA,
YOU CAN CHANGE.
321
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,000
YOU'RE REALLY NOT
AN EVIL PERSON.
322
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,958
AN EVIL PERSON, NO.
323
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,375
AN EVIL BUSINESSWOMAN,
YES.
324
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,458
THEY'RE TWO
SEPARATE THINGS.
325
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,708
SORRY. DISHONEST
IS DISHONEST.
326
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,875
PERIOD,FINI,
END OF DISCUSSIONS,
327
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,458
END OF HOPE.
328
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:41,208
OH, DARKWING,
IF YOU INSIST ON
HAVING PRINCIPLES,
329
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,458
OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS DOOMED.
330
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,000
ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH.
331
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,750
UNCLE NERO,
THEY'RE NOT
332
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,500
YOUR PERSONAL SNACKS!
333
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,458
THE BOARD IS CONCERNED
THAT YOUR MANAGEMENT STYLE
334
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,750
HAS GROWN SOFT.
335
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,750
THAT'S NOT
YOUR CONCERN.
336
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,500
DARKWING
HAS POTENTIAL.
337
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,875
HE'S A CREATURE
OF THE NIGHT.
338
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,083
LET'S MAKE HIM
ONE OF US.
339
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,583
D.W.!
340
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,333
SNAP OUT OF IT!
341
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,250
WE NEEDN'T
GET RID OF HIM.
342
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,000
JUST HIS FRIEND.
343
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,250
WHAT?
344
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,625
DARKWING,
THROW LAUNCHPAD
TO THE FUNGUS.
345
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,208
WHEW! IS THAT ALL?
346
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,375
I CAN RISK GETTING
ATHLETE'S FOOT.
347
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,458
AAH!
348
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,458
THOSE THINGS
ARE CARNIVOROUS!
349
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,416
AN UNFORTUNATE
SIDE EFFECT.
350
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,500
OOH!
351
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,250
ALL RIGHT, D.W.!
352
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,458
THAT'S USING MY HEAD.
353
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,250
THAT WON'T STOP THEM.
354
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,583
TO THE STREET!
355
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,375
RIGHT.
UH, COULD YOU...
356
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:52,458
COULD, UH...
357
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,958
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
358
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:02,000
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
359
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,458
I VOTE WE REMOVE MORGANA
AS CHAIRPERSON.
360
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,000
I SECOND IT.
361
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,416
SILLY DARLINGS,
LET OUR PETS DO IT.
362
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,583
SIC 'EM, BOYS!
363
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:19,000
WE'LL HAVE TO HURRY
IF WE WANT LEFTOVERS.
364
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,750
YOU SWITCHED
THE LIPSTICK.
365
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:27,708
I WANTED YOU TO STAY
BECAUSE OF ME,
366
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,625
NOT BECAUSE
YOU WERE A ZOMBIE.
367
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,250
SWELL. NOW WHAT?
368
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,708
THAT MUSHROOM MOB
IS COMING!
369
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,708
TO THE KITCHEN!
WE NEED BUTTER.
370
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,708
TAKE IT TO THE ROOF.
371
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
OUTSIDE!
372
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,000
OH, NO!
373
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
WHAT?
374
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,500
I NEED LIGHTNING!
375
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,875
OH, IS THAT ALL?
376
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,458
UH...UH, THANKS.
377
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,833
NOW, QUICK,
OUT OF THE WAY.
378
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,708
OVER HERE,
YOU SPORE BRAINS!
379
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,958
DARKWING DUCK
IS NOT SO EASILY CAUGHT.
380
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,166
WHOA!
381
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,375
GOT YOUR BUTTER, D.W.
382
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,291
THIS PLACE IS WEIRD!
383
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,625
LATER, LAUNCHPAD!
384
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:26,958
THROW THE BUTTER
AT THE MUSHROOMS!
385
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,291
MMM!
YUM! YUM!
386
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,875
IT'S NOT WORKING.
THEY'RE NOT SLIPPING!
387
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,583
THEY'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO.
388
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,708
HOPE I'M LUCKY
AS BEN FRANKLIN!
389
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,875
WOW.
SAUTEED PIZZA MUSHROOMS.
390
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,250
HOO-HOO!
391
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,250
MORGANA'S
ONTO SOMETHING.
392
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,000
YOU'VE DESTROYED
YEARS OF RESEARCH!
393
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,458
THAT WAS OUR
ENTIRE CROP!
394
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,166
YOU'LL
REGRET THIS!
395
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,833
OH, NO!
AAH!
396
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:13,833
LIGHT!
397
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,208
OHH!
398
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,291
HELP ME! AAH!
399
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,416
MUSHROOMS?
400
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,875
THEY WERE...
401
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,583
MUSHROOMS?
402
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,500
ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE
SIDE EFFECT.
403
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,000
YOUR STORM SAVED
OUR LIVES,
404
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,416
BUT I HAVE TO
TURN YOU OVER
TO THE POLICE
405
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,750
AS THE PIZZA TOPPING
THIEF.
406
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:41,583
OH, DARK, I'M AFRAID
THAT WON'T BE POSSIBLE.
407
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,958
OH, MORGANA,
DON'T BE LIKE THIS.
408
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:47,208
WHOA!
409
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,708
HOLD ON, D.W.!
410
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,708
I REALLY CAN'T STAY,
411
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,583
BUT I'M SURE
WE'LL MEET AGAIN.
412
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,583
[KISS]
413
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,333
GOODBYE, DARK.
414
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,500
GOODBYE, MORG.
415
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,333
WOMEN... NOW YA SEE 'EM,
NOW YA DON'T.
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