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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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OH! OH!
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AAH!
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GRR!
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THERE'S NO WAY OUT,NO ONE TO HELP.
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LIKE, A REALLYNICE DAY.
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GRR!
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HELLO, PEOPLE...
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I BET MY ALLOWANCE
IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BUDGET.
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[CHAIN SAW BUZZES]
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GRR!
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YEAH! THE 3-D EFFECTS
AREN'T TOO SHABBY.
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IT WAS A BUSY NIGHT
FOR THE CRIMEFIGHTER,
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FOILING FELONS
AND THWARTING THIEVES.
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DARKWING DUCK
REMAINED ON GUARD,
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KNOWING NEW VILLAINS
LAY POISED
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TO THROW THE CITY
INTO TURMOIL.
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YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH GOSALYN'S
COUNSELOR TODAY.
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JUST REMINDING YOU.
3 P.M. SHARP.
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I REMEMBER,
I REMEMBER.
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I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
THAT MAN'S TAKEN MY BANANAS!
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AN INNOCENT
CITIZEN
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IN IMMINENT AND
LIFE-THREATING
DANGER! OH, BOY.
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HEY! AAH!
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RAT CATCHER,
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STATE-OF-THE-ART,
ANTI-LOCK BRAKES
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ARE NO MATCH FOR
THE COMMON BANANA PEEL.
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A WESTERN GUNFIGHTER?
IS IT HALLOWEEN?
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I KNOW THAT GUY
FROM SOMEWHERE.
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YES! YOU HAVE
NO BANANAS TODAY,
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YOU MASQUERADING
MARAUDER.
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HOWDY, STRANGER.
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OR SHOULD I SAY
HASTA LA VISTA?
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HE'S LIKE SOMETHING
FROM A B-MOVIE.
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I SAW HIM ON
THE IT'S SO LATE,IT'S EARLY SHOW!
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THAT'S
THE SNAKE-EYED KID!
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STRANGER, I'M A-CALLIN'
YOU OUT FOR A SHOWDOWN.
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HOW AUTHENTIC.
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ALL RIGHT, PARDNER,
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I'M A-READY
WHEN YOU ARE.
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THIS GUY IS BEGINNING
TO CRISP MY CAPE.
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MR. MALLARD, YOUR
DAUGHTER HAS BEEN
TELLING STORIES.
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SHE CLAIMS SHE SAW
A CHAIN SAW-WIELDING
ZOMBIE
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JUMP OFF
A MOVIE SCREEN.
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HOW LONG HAS GOSALYN
HAD TROUBLE
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DISTINGUISHING
FICTION
FROM REALITY?
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SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TROUBLE...
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SIT!
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SEND IN CASE 1331.
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HAIL, O EVIL LORD
OF GALAXY SPIRAL.
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HA HA.
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IT'S TRUE SHE HAS
AN ACTIVE IMAGINATION,
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BUT SHE DIDN'T SEE
ANY ZOMBIES
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WITH HACKSAWS,
DID SHE?
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NO, DAD,
IT WAS A CHAIN SAW,
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MAYBE 10-12 HORSEPOWER.
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HEY, I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
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I ASSURE YOU
I'LL SUPERVISE
WHAT SHE WATCHES.
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PROMISE.
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SEE THAT YOU DO.
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I SUGGEST FEWER MOVIES
WITH THE WORD "BLOOD"
IN THE TITLE.
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NOW, THESE ARE MOVIES.
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GOSALYN, WE'RE NOT HERE
FOR ANOTHER GOREFEST.
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TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
SEE MORE BLOODFESTS,
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I'M HOLDING YOU
TO THIS OFFICIAL
"NO" LIST.
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YOU'LL NOTICE
VIOLENT MOVIES
AT THE TOP.
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SIGN HERE.
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WE'RE SEEING
A DELIGHTFUL
G-RATED EXAMPLE
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OF THE ART
OF ANIMATION.
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A CARTOON?
NOW, THAT'S SCARY.
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WACKY TIMES
WITH ANDY APE.
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THIS SHOULD BE
MORE FUN THAN
A BARREL OF MONKEYS.
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ANDY, TAKE GOOD CAREOF TODDLER TIMMY.
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NOW, THIS TIME,PLEASE BE A GOOD BABY.
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WAA!
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[AUDIENCE]
HA HA!
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[BIRDS CHIRPINGSOUND EFFECT]
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OH, NO-O-O-O!
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[THUMP]
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[BURGLAR ALARMSOUND EFFECT]
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AAH!
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"OH, NO-O-O-O," IS RIGHT.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING SOUND EFFECT]
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UH, GOSALYN,
IN REAL LIFE,
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IF YOU GET HIT
WITH AN ANVIL,
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YOU DON'T POP UP
LIKE THAT.
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GOSALYN? GOSALYN!
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COME ON, L.P.
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YOU DISOBEYED MY ORDERS,SWAMP CREATURES.
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AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!
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YOUNG LADY,
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MONGO FROM MARS
IS DEFINITELY
ON THE "NO" LIST.
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MONGO CAN NOTBE DENIED!
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WE'RE GOING HOME
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TO WATCH A NICE
DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT LIMA BEANS.
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NO BUTS, ANDS,
OR IFS, GOSALYN.
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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DAD! IT'S MONGO FROM MARS!
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YEAH, RIGHT.
AND I'M DONALD...
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DUCK!
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HERE, GOSALYN,
IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE
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OF WHAT WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT.
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IF THIS HAPPENED TO
A CARTOON CHARACTER,
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HE'D JUST SAY,
"AAH!"
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AND THEN RESUME
HIS SHAPE.
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I, ON THE OTHER
HAND,
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AM EXPERIENCING
PAIN LIKE YOU
WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
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AT LEAST NOW YOU KNOW
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I'M NOT SOME MALADJUSTED
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
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A LOT OF VILLAINS
USE SILLY DISGUISES.
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IT'S AN UNDERWORLD
TRADITION,
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MUCH THE SAME WAY
AS I FIGHT CRIME
AS...
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DARKWING DUCK!
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CREATURE WHO JUMPED
FROM THE MOVIE SCREEN
DEAD AHEAD!
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COME ON.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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WE'LL GET DANGEROUS,
THANK YOU.
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YOU STAY HERE.
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LOOKS LIKE A LAST SHOW,
MASTER TUSKERNINNI.
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SO GOSALYN ISN'T
A MALADJUSTED
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
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THE VILLAINS
JUMP OFF
MOVIE SCREENS.
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I WANT THAT
IN WRITING.
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THIS INABILITY
TO FOLLOW
INSTRUCTIONS...
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IS IT GENETIC OR SOMETHING?
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MY LATEST
VILLAINOUS SCHEME
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WILL BE
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL EVER.
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I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE PLOT TWIST
IN THE SECOND REEL.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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STOP THAT
DO-GOOD DUCK.
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WHOA, NICE OUTFIT THERE.
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WHO'S YOUR EMBALMER?
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CONSTRAIN THE
ANNOYING INTRUDERS.
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TIE THEM UP!
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THE CAMERA,
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AS I EXPLAIN
MY GRAND SCHEME
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TO MY... HA HA...
CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
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BY USING THIS
3-D PROJECTION GUN,
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I'M BRINGING TO LIFE
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AN ARMY
OF FILM VILLAINS
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TO DO MY BIDDING.
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AS WE SAY IN THE
TRADE, "ROLL THEM!"
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DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHO STARS IN
THIS CLASSIC FILM?
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I DO.
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FLEABEARD, THE NASTIEST,
MOST GRUNGIEST
MOST GROSS PIRATE
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WHO EVER SAILED
THE SEVEN SEAS!
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OH, I HATE TO MISS
YOUR FADE-OUT SCENE,
DARKWING DUCK,
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HA HA,
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BUT DESTINY CALLS.
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EN GARDE,
INSECT FACE!
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THAT'S FLEABEARD,
SWAB!
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I'LL HANG YOU FROM
THE YEAREST NARDARM,
BE MUCKO.
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THAT'S NEAREST YARDARM,
ME BUCKO.
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AND THANKS
FOR THE SUGGESTION.
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TIVER ME SHIMBERS!
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THE DEMENTED DIRECTOR
HAS STAGED
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A CLEAN GETAWAY.
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THE WAY TO STOP
THIS FILMIC CRIME WAVE
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IS TO FIND TUSKERNINNI.
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WHERE DO WE LOOK FIRST?
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WE? NO, NO, NO.
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YOU'RE GOING HOME
TO SIGN THE CONTRACT.
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COME ON, SIGN HERE,
DEAR...
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SWEETIE,
LOVE OF MY LIFE...
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MY BENEFICIARY.
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TELL YOU WHAT, DAD.
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TAKE ME TO THE PREMIERE
OFSON OF KONGO, AND...
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YOU'LL SIGN IT?
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I'LL CONSIDER IT.
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SON OF KONGO'S
NOT ON MY "NO LIST."
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IT WAS UNTIL I ERASED IT.
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[SNORING]
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NOW I CAN SOLVE
THIS TUSKERNINNI CASE.
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I FEEL THE ANSWER IS
STARING US IN THE FACE.
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WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT
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TILL HE
MAKES HIS NEXT MOVE.
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I'M TAKING TIME AWAY
FROM AN IMPORTANT
CASE FOR THIS.
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RIGHT, DAD.
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THE THING'S STARTING.
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NOW BE A GOOD BABY.
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00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,166
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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IT'S THAT DUMB CARTOON.
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IS THIS YOUR
IDEA OF A JOKE?
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NO. I THOUGHT WE
WERE SEEING SOMETHING
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ABOUT A GIANT GORILLA.
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GIANT GORILLA?
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GORILLA...GIANT...
A GIANT GORILLA.
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TUSKERNINNI!
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QUICKLY!
PICK UP THE PACE!
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ALL RIGHT,
HANDS UP!
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YOUR MAD SCHEME
IS UNREELING
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BEFORE YOUR
VERY EYES.
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WHOA! HEY!
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MY FILM GUN!
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MY GAS GUN!
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SORRY FOR REWRITING
YOUR SCRIPT, BUT...
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[CRASH]
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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POO! WE'VE LOST
VALUABLE TIME.
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OOH! YOU GET OFF OF ME,
YOU OBNOXIOUS APE.
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COME ON! LET'S
BE F-F-FRIENDS.
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I'D RATHER FACE A
CHAIN SAW-WIELDING
ZOMBIE THAN THAT...
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SORRY, P-P-PAL,
IT S-S-SLIPPED.
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AND NOW, GET READY
FOR THE BIG TIME.
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IT'S SHOWTIME!
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[GRRR]
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WITH YOU IN MY CAST,
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I'LL SOON HAVE ALL
THE WEALTH IN ST. CANARD.
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IN THIS SCENE, KONGO,
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THE LADY OF YOUR DREAMS
237
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HAS BEEN TAKEN
INTO THE JEWELRY STORE,
238
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:34,708
SO YOU SMASH IT OPEN.
239
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,166
AND...ACTION!
240
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,083
NO MORE MONKEYSHINES,
TUSKERNINNI.
241
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,583
AND NOW, KONGO,
THE INFIDELS
242
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:51,000
WHO STOLE YOUR
LADY LOVE FROM YOU.
243
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,458
YOU ARE FURIOUS.
244
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,875
[GRRR]
245
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,458
YOU GRAB THEM.
246
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,125
AND YOU HURL THEM
247
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,250
INTO NEXT
WEDNESDAY NIGHT...
248
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,250
7:37 P.M.
249
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,208
AAH!
AAH!
250
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,708
[CRASH]
251
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,625
WHEN I SAID TAKE FIVE,
252
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:18,208
I DIDN'T MEAN
FIVE BANANA TREES.
253
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,458
[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]
254
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,458
IF YOU
DON'T GET IN LINE,
255
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:29,625
YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
256
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:42,750
I KNOW I'M GOING
TO HATE MYSELF
TOMORROW, BUT...
257
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,375
HEY!
258
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,708
YOU STEPPED IN SOMETHING!
259
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,291
[HUH]
260
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,833
[GRRR]
261
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,416
WHAT'S GOING ON?
262
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,583
I'M WATCHING
THIS DUMB CARTOON
263
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:06,000
WHEN THE MAIN CHARACTER
DISAPPEARS AND... OH!
264
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
IT'S KONGO IN PERSON.
265
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
GOSALYN, NO!
266
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,625
HEY, KONGO, CAN I
HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
267
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:18,166
OH! THIS IS
TOO HIP BY FAR.
268
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:24,000
WAIT TILL MY SCHOOL
COUNSELOR HEARS THIS ONE.
269
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,583
OOH! HEY, NOW!
270
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,375
WATCH IT, KONGO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO...
271
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,625
HELP!
272
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:43,333
I'M BEING KIDNAPPED
BY A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!
273
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:49,000
HEY, SOMEBODY!
HELP ME!
274
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,125
DARKWING DUCK!
275
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:01,958
TUSKERNINNI,
276
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:07,333
IT'S TIME TO PAY BACK
THAT FAVOR YOU OWE ME.
277
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,833
SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP.
278
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,625
I AM GOING TO
HELP YOU...
279
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:16,625
OUT OF THE PICTURE
PERMANENTLY!
280
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,166
YOU, MY FRIENDS, WHO
HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED
281
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,166
IN SO MANY FILMS,
282
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,583
WHO WOULD
LIKE THE CHANCE
283
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,208
TO DO AWAY
WITH THE HERO?
284
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:33,333
HOW DID THE SNAKE-EYED KID
LOSE IN THE MOVIES?
285
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,875
IT WAS BONANZA BOB,
THE LAWMAN.
286
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,166
SNAKE-EYE,
I'M TAKIN' YOU IN.
287
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,500
AAH!
288
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,875
HAIL, GREAT MONGO!
289
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,375
THE INVADER IS YOURS.
290
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,833
AND MONGO?
291
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,833
SORRY, I NEVER
SAW THAT ONE.
292
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,458
LORD ZAP OF PLANET
ZEBTON BEAT HIM!
293
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,958
LORD ZAP IS
HIS NEPHEW-IN-LAW,
294
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,333
HE CAN CONTROL
MONGO'S THOUGHTS!
295
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,875
I GOT YOU
OUT OF THAT MOVIE!
296
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,458
I SAW IT
THREE TIMES BEFORE.
297
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:39,458
YOUR EONS OF RULING
THE GALAXY ARE OVER.
298
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:44,291
I, YOUR RELATIVE, LORD ZAP,
AM HERE TO DEFEAT YOU.
299
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:49,708
AAH! NOT THE DREADED
ZEBTON MIND-MELD.
300
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,583
[HUMSROCKABYE, BABY]
301
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,208
NO! NO!
302
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,708
♪ LA TA TA
DA DA DA DA ♪♪
303
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,875
[SNORING]
304
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,875
ZOMBIE!
305
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:12,625
OK, MISS GOREMONGER!
WHO'S THE HERO
IN THIS PICTURE?
306
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,416
SOUTH DAKOTA SMITH!
307
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,458
NOW WHAT?
308
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,875
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
309
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,375
WHY NOT?
310
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,375
BECAUSE THE ZOMBIE WINS!
311
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,875
[CHAIN SAW REVS UP]
312
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,125
GRRR! GRRR!
313
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,583
GRRR! GRRR!
314
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,000
[CHAIN SAW REVS UP]
315
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
[WHISTLES]
316
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,500
HIYA, P-P-PAL.
317
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,500
[CHAIN SAW REVS UP]
318
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,583
OW!
319
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,500
[GRRR]
320
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:15,458
HA! THAT BIG MONKEY
WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
321
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,500
[GRRR]
322
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,458
[GRRR]
323
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,083
RELEASE THE CABLE,
LAUNCHPAD!
324
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,750
[GRRR]
325
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,416
CUT THE CABLE!
326
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,458
CUT THE CABLE ALREADY!
327
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,875
[GRRR]
328
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,000
JUST LIKE
IN THE MOVIES.
329
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
PLANES HAVE
NO AFFECT ON HIM.
330
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,416
MOVIES? MOVIES!
OF COURSE!
331
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,458
[SNAPS FINGERS]
332
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,583
YOU THERE, THE APE.
333
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,000
ME?
334
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,875
DO YOU SEE ANY
OTHER APES UP THERE?
335
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,458
IN THIS SCENE,
YOU DROP THE GIRL...
336
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,458
NO! CUT!
STUNT DOUBLE!
337
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,875
STUNT...
338
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,000
DOUBLE!
339
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,000
YOU COULD HAVE
GOTTEN ME KILLED.
340
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,208
THE HEROINE ALWAYS
SURVIVES IN THESE PICTURES.
341
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,208
DESPERATE AND WEAK,
342
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,708
YOU BEGIN TO
LOSE YOUR GRIP.
343
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,625
THEN...YOU FALL.
344
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,500
NO! LET'S CHANGE THAT!
YOU DON'T FALL!
345
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,833
CUT! PRINT!
THAT'S A WRAP.
346
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,250
NOT QUITE.
347
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,708
YOUR FINAL SCENE
HAS YET TO BE PLAYED.
348
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,708
I COULD LEARN
TO HATE MOVIES.
349
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,833
REVERSE THE CHARGE
ON HIS GUN
350
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,416
LIKE THEY DID IN
FANGMAN FROM FARGO.
351
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,875
YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO WATCH THAT.
352
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,333
THE ACT THREE FINALE
IS FINALLY HERE.
353
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,333
I'M NOT THROUGH YET,
TUSKERNINNI.
354
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,750
ACTION!
355
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,000
YEOW!
356
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,583
NOW THAT IS A WRAP.
357
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,625
OH! KONGO, JIMMY, RUN!
358
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,625
SURE I SHOULD BE
SEEING THIS?
359
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,625
IT'S KIND OF VIOLENT.
360
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:59,875
TRUE, BUT IT HAS
A VERY HAPPY ENDING.
361
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,583
HELP!
362
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,458
SOMEBODY!
363
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,750
ANYBODY!
364
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,416
GET ME OUT OFTHIS PICTURE!
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