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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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WHAT'S THE HURRY?
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IS IT AN EMERGENCY
CALL FROM S.C.U.S.H.?
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NOTHING SO TRIVIAL.
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THEN WHAT? MEETING
WITH A CRIME BOSS?
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CORNERING A
BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN?
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CLOSE. I HAVE A MEETING
WITH MY TV PRODUCER.
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. DUCK.
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ALWAYS A THRILL WHEN STARS
VISIT DIZZY STUDIOS.
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GLAD I COULD MAKE
YOUR DAY, CITIZEN.
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BUT HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
WEARING YOUR SAILOR SUIT?
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I BELIEVE YOU HAVE
THE WRONG DUCK.
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REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
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COME ON, DADDY. THE
SECURITY GUARD
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PROBABLY DOESN'T
GET TO WATCH TV.
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WELL, A NORMAL PERSON SHOULD
RECOGNIZE A STAR WHEN THEY
SEE ONE.
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LOOK. THERE'S A
REAL STAR!
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SEE?
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CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH?
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YOU'RE A ROLE MODEL FOR
WOMEN EVERYWHERE.
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I NEVER DREAMED
I WOULD ACTUALLY
MEET YOU.
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HUH HUH HUH.
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COULD I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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WE REALLY LOVE WATCHING
YOUR ADVENTURES.
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WELL, IF I CAN BRING A LITTLE
PLEASURE INTO YOUR LIVES...
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MUST BE NICE TO GET
OUT OF THAT SAILOR
SUIT, HUH?
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I WANT A BIGGER
PUBLICITY BUDGET
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AND I WANT IT NOW!
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NOBODY
RECOGNIZED ME.
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AH, DARKWING! BABE!
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OF COURSE THEY
RECOGNIZE YOU,
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THEY'RE JUST NERVOUS
IN THE PRESENCE OF
GREATNESS.
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YEAH?
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OH, BROTHER.
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SO, LET ME GUESS...
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YOU WANT TO SIGN ME FOR
SOME NEW EPISODES.
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WELL, HERE'S
WHAT I WANT...
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ONE... A MUCH BIGGER
DRESSING ROOM.
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TWO... A PERSONAL
MASSEUSE.
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THREE... MY OWN
POPCORN MAKER...
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ACTUALLY, THE AUDIENCE IS
SICK OF DARKWING DUCK.
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FOUR... I WANT A..GAAA...A
HEART AND LUNG MACHINE.
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DAD! ARE YOU OK?
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OK, OK, SO MAYBE THAT'S
PUTTING IT A LITTLE
STRONGLY.
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WE FEEL THE SHOW
NEEDS A NEW GIMMICK.
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LIKE A SPIN-OFF CHARACTER.
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING...
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I SEE ME IN AN
ACTION ADVENTURE.
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LOT'S OF CAR CHASES
AND EXPLOSIONS.
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BR-R-R-R-R!
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OR MAYBE WE PLAY THE
FANTASY ANGLE.
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THEY KILLED HER FRIENDS AND
STOLE HER DAD'S SOUL.
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THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.
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GOSALYN MALLARD,
ZOMBIE SLAYER!
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SO WHEN DO MY PEOPLE
CALL YOUR PEOPLE?
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SORRY, KIDDO. NOBODY WANTS A
LITTLE GIRL FOR A STAR.
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WHAT?!
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EXCEPT ME.
I LOVE THE IDEA.
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WE'RE ALREADY WORKING ON IT.
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JUST WAITING FOR
THE REWRITES.
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IT'S JUST, AH, THAT WE
ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND
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TO HELP THIS SERIES.
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CROSBY, BRING IN OUR GUEST.
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YES, SIR,MR. ROCKWELL.
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THIS GUY IS JUST WHAT
YOUR SHOW NEEDS.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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NOT YOU!
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BUSHROOT?
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STAY BACK! A LITTLE
WEED KILLER AND HE
IS COW FOOD.
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HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU
POINT THAT THING!
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YOU'RE COMPOST NOW. HEY!
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CHILL OUT A SEC,
WINGSTER.
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BUSHROOT IS YOUR
NEW GIMMICK.
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MR. ROCKWELL SAYS I'LL BRING
IN A WHOLE NEW AUDIENCE.
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OF WHAT? CABBAGE PATCH KIDS.
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DON'T THINK PLANT.
THINK MUTANT.
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MUTANTS WATCH TV?
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MUTANTS ARE ALL
OVER THE PLACE...
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COMIC BOOKS, TELEVISION, MOVIES.
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SAY, BUSHROOT, DO YOU KNOW ANY
OF THAT NINJA CHOP SAKI STUFF?
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IS THAT LIKE CHOW MEIN
OR SOMETHING?
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LET'S GO GOSALYN.
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I'M NOT TURNING
OVER MY SHOW
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TO SOME AMBULATING EGGPLANT
WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.
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DID YOU FORGET, DARKWING?
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YOU'RE UNDER CONTRACT.
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BETTER READ THE
FINE PRINT.
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IT'S ALL FINE PRINT AND
I'VE READ EVERY WORD.
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I BET YOU MISSED
THE EDGE.
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THE EDGE?
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"WE HOLD THIS TRUTH
SELF-EVIDENT
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THAT THE STUDIO IS
ALWAYS RIGHT."
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PERFECT.
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THAT'S THE
SPIRIT, DARK.
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CROSBY, THE
SCRIPTS.
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YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.
RIGHT AWAY.
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WE TOOK SOME OF YOUR RECENT
ADVENTURES AND TRIED 'EM IN
A DIFFERENT FORMAT...
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ACTION, COMEDY, GAME SHOW,
THAT SORT OF THING.
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GAME SHOW?
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HEY, D.W., JUST TRYING TO PUT
THE BEST SPIN ON YOUR SERIES.
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GO OUT THERE AND
BREAK A LEG.
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DON'T TEMPT ME.
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BUT MY TALENTS ARE PERFECT
FOR LIVE-ACTION FILMS,
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NOT BABYSITTING A BUNCH
OF BARNYARD REFUGEES.
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OH, YES, SIR.
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OF COURSE NOT, MR. DIZZY.
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I DON'T MEAN TO IMPLY...
ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
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YES, SIR.
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BOY, CAN HE BE CRANKY.
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CROSBY! WHERE ARE
THOSE VIDEO TAPES?
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RIGHT HERE, SIR.
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GOOD BOY.
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ONCE BUSHROOT'S THE
STAR OF THE SHOW
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I CAN PAY HIM IN
PLANT FERTILIZER,
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AND KEEP THE BIG
BUCKS FOR MYSELF.
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AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
DUMP DARKWING DUCK.
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ALL RIGHT,
CROSBY, ROLL IT.
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BOY, HOWDY!
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WE'LL HAVE THIS MOUNTAIN
FLATTENED IN NO TIME AT ALL.
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AIN'T PROGRESS WONDERFUL?
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JUST LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIES.
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YEAH, THIS MOUNTAIN WILL
BE WALL-TO-WALL CONDOS.
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AS SOON AS WE CAN GET THOSE
TREES OUT OF THE WAY.
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AND DON'T FORGET
THE MINI-MALLS
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WITH JUST OODLES OF
DRESS SHOPS, SHOE
STORES,
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AND COOKING
BOUTIQUES.
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YOU AIN'T WAITIN' ON ME.
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I AM THE IVY THAT
CLOGS YOUR PIPES.
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I AM THE TAP ROOT THAT
CLOGS YOUR PIPES.
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I AM BUSHROOT.
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ACHOO! I GOT HAY FEVER
SOMETHING AWFUL.
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YOU'LL HAVE WORSE
THAN THAT IF YOU
TRAMPLE MY TREES.
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THIS ISN'T JUST A FOREST,
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THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.
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BUT WE FOLLOWED ALL
PROPER PROCEDURES,
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INCLUDING AN
ENVIRONMENTAL
IMPACT REPORT.
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BUT THIS SAYS THE
ENVIRONMENT WILL BE RUINED.
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WELL...YES, BUT
THE POINT IS
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WE FILED THE
REPORT ON TIME.
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SO IF YOU'LL KINDLY
STAND ASIDE, FELLOW...
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GET DECIDUOUS.
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YOO-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO!
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WHOA! I GUESS THAT'S ONE
WAY TO GET A PARKING SPOT.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE SLUG THAT
SLIMES YOUR PETUNIAS.
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I AM...
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HERB MUDDLEFOOT CAST AS
A CONSTRUCTION WORKER?
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NO, ACTUALLY,
THAT'S MY PART.
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YES. AND I'M A HIGH-POWERED,
MONEY-GRUBBING LAND DEVELOPER
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WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REDEEMING
VALUES WHATSOEVER.
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IT'S A STRETCH, BUT
WE FIGURED IT WAS A
GOOD CAREER MOVE.
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BESIDES, WE REALLY
DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
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LET ME GUESS...
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SOMETHING ON THE EDGE OF
YOUR CONTRACT?
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WELL, MY JOB IS
STILL THE SAME...
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TO TURN THIS ANTISOCIAL
ARTICHOKE INTO COLE SLAW.
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
ANTISOCIAL.
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I'M PROTECTING THE
ENVIRONMENT.
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OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M...
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YOU... YOU CAN'T GO
AROUND BREAKING THE LAW.
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AND WE HAVE BUILDING
PERMITS AND THAT
MAKES US RIGHT.
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YEAH...SORT OF.
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TAKE HIM
DOWN, BOYS!
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NO, NO, NO!
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WE HAVE TO DRAW IN
A NEW AUDIENCE
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TO INCREASE OUR RATINGS.
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YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.
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THIS TAPE'S DESIGNED TO
ATTRACT A YOUNGER TARGET
GROUP.
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HEY, KIDS!
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Kids:
IT'S BUSHROOT TIME!
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YEA!
YEA!
YEA!
YEA!
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THEN LET'S GET STARTED, OK?
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SAY, WHERE ARE MY
FLOWER FRIENDS?
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OH, THERE THEY ARE...
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FARMER BINKEY AND
MR. MUDDLEFOOT.
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OH, TELL ME, WHO'S GOING TO BE
MY BLOSSOM BUDDIES FOR TODAY?
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WHY, TWO OF OUR
FINEST FERNS...
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GOSALYN MALLARD AND
HONKER MUDDLEFOOT.
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YEA!
YEA!
YEA!
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YOU TWO KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
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WHEN WE HEAR THE
SECRET WORD
"AARDVARK"
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WE LET 'EM HAVE IT.
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THEN IT'S TIME FOR PUPPET
ADVENTURE THEATRE. YEA!
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REMEMBER, LAST TIME, THE
EVIL MYSTERY DUCK WAS TRYING
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TO STOP ME FROM
SAVING THE FOREST.
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GAA! CAA! GAA-GAA!
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I HATE TREATING A
PINE CONE LIKE THIS,
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BUT YOU SHOULDN'T
TRY TO STOP ME.
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YOU'RE A VILLAIN, EVEN IF IT
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT.
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SURRENDER, DOROTHY...
I MEAN, BUSHROOT.
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HELP ME, MY LEAFY FRIENDS.
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DO NOT HURT OUR
BUSHY HERO.
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YEAH. HE'S ONLY
TRYING TO DO GOOD.
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SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT
FOR THE SECRET WORD.
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GOLLY, I FORGOT
WHAT IT WAS.
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IT'S AARDVARK. HOW DO YOU
FORGET A WORD LIKE...
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AARDVARK.
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00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:37,416
WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE
SHOWS FOR TINY TOTS
228
00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:39,125
WITH MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT.
229
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:41,166
THEY WANT TO GO OUT
AND PLAY SOMEWHERE.
230
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:43,416
BESIDES, THEY DON'T
HAVE ANY BUYING POWER.
231
00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:47,083
AUDIENCE-WISE, SIR... ARE WE
TALKING COUCH POTATO TIME?
232
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,083
MASHED, BAKED, OR DEEP FRIED.
233
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:53,333
THEN I THINK I HAVE
JUST THE THING, SIR.
234
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,166
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
WHICH WIRE DO I CONNECT?
235
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,250
OH, USE THE RED
ONE, DEAR.
236
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,416
THAT WAY IT WON'T CLASH
WITH THE DYNAMITE.
237
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:05,208
WHEN THIS BABY GOES OFF,
238
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,208
THERE WON'T BE NOTHING
LEFT OF THIS FOREST
239
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,458
EXCEPTING TOOTHYPICKS.
240
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,958
[ RING ]
241
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:15,000
I'M SNARLING, CROSBY.YOU HEAR ME?
242
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,291
NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
243
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:20,500
POINTLESS VIOLENCE. YES!
244
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,750
WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS ISN'T LIKE ME.
245
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,125
SURE IT IS. CROSBY,WHAT'S HE DOING?
246
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,958
I DON'T USE GUNS.
247
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,750
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BUSHROOT.
248
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,125
WE CAN COMPROMISE.
249
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,583
THE ANSWER ISN'T GUNS.
250
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,833
RIGHT. NOT WHILE
I HAVE TREES.
251
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,208
WAAAA!
252
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:49,458
OH, TREACHERY. AUDIENCESLOVE TREACHERY.
253
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,000
COMPROMISE, HUH?
254
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000
WHEN YOUR REAL PLAN WAS
TO BLOW MY FOREST TO
SMITHEREENS.
255
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:02,125
B.R., IF THIS IS
YOUR PILOT SHOW,
256
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,750
SHOULDN'T YOU BE THE ONE ON
JEOPARD AT THE END OF THE ACT?
257
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,250
HEY, I'M A VEGETABLE.
258
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,125
WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT
STORY STRUCTURE?
259
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,833
[ RING ]
260
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,875
GREAT ACTING, CROSBY!
261
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,458
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
262
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,416
AH, HE DIES.
263
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,833
OK. EXPLODING
DARKWING DUCK...
264
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,500
UPSIDE... SUREFIRE RATINGS,
265
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,708
DOWNSIDE... WE GET STICK WITH
ALL THIS MERCHANDISE.
266
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:36,458
NO. WE BETTER CONCENTRATE
ON OUR NEW STAR.
267
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:40,250
HOW DO WE DISTINGUISH
BUSHROOT FROM ALL THE OTHER
MUTANT PLANT DUCKS?
268
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,750
GIVE HIM A JOB?
269
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,375
QUIET! I'M THINKING.
270
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,875
I GOT IT... WE
GIVE HIM A JOB.
271
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,166
HE COULD BE A LAWYER
OR A DOCTOR...
272
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,875
WHOA... HAVING A
BRAINSTORM HERE.
273
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,250
WE'LL MAKE HIM BOTH.
274
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,875
DR. BUSHROOT, M.D.,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
275
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,583
YOUR HONOR, FOR
MY NEXT WITNESS,
276
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,833
AND PATIENT, I CALL THE
DEFENDANT, MR. DARKWING DUCK.
277
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,833
DO YOU DENY, SIR,
THAT YOU TRIED TO
BLOW UP TREES?
278
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:10,458
DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE
WHO USES EXPLOSIVES?
279
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:14,583
I INTEND TO PROVE, BEYOND A
SHADOW OF A DOUBT,
280
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,000
THAT THE DEFENDANT
IS KINKY FOR CONDOS.
281
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,166
[ COUGH ]
282
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,208
OH, DEAR. I DON'T LIKE THE
SOUND OF THAT COUGH.
283
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,958
AND I'LL TOSS IN A
FREE CHECK UP.
284
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,083
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND SAY "GUILTY."
285
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,416
BUT I LOVE TREES.
286
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,250
I DON'T WANT THEM
REPLACED BY CONDOS
287
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,583
OR MINI-MALLS OR CAR PARKS.
288
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,416
I SAID "CAR PARK."
289
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,500
NOT... WOULD YOU... WON'T
CATCH ME THIS TIME.
290
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,583
THAT WORD WILL NEVER
PASS MY LIPS.
291
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,833
WHAT WORD?
292
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,000
AARDVARK.
293
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:48,833
YOUR HONOR, I HAVE HERE AN
EXTREMELY RARE BUTTERFLY...
294
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,958
THE PURPLE SPECKED
NIT-PICKER.
295
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:54,708
WHICH IS FOUND ONLY IN THE
FOREST YOU TRIED TO DESTROY.
296
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:59,166
THAT OUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR
LIFE PLUS 20 YEAR, HUH?
297
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,208
OH, HERB, YOU KNOW I'M
NO GOOD WITH NUMBERS.
298
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,958
I'LL JUST LOCK HIM
UP FOR AN EVEN
CENTURY.
299
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,208
HEY, HEY, HEY, I LOVE BUGS.
300
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,958
I WOULDN'T STEP
ON A COCKROACH
301
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,708
WITHOUT CHECKING IF
IT HAD FULL MEDICAL
302
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:14,000
AND THIS POOR THING...
303
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,375
IS NOTHING BUT A
COUPLE OF LEAVES
304
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,125
STUCK TOGETHER
WITH WACKY GLUE.
305
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,583
OOPS.
306
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:22,083
VERY WELL, I TRIED DOING
THINGS THE LEGAL WAY,
307
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,458
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
308
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:28,375
SO I'VE ADDED A SPECIAL
HERBAL POTION
309
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,291
TO THE COURT HOUSE
WATER SUPPLY.
310
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,875
NOW YOU FACE NOT ONLY ME,
311
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:37,416
BUT THE CURSE OF THE
MUSHROOM ZOMBIES.
312
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:42,625
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, DARKWING.
313
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,458
MUSHROOM ZOMBIES? CROSBY,WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS?
314
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,583
I-I-I DON'TKNOW, SIR.
315
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,416
GEE, MY PARKING
METER JUST RAN OUT.
316
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,416
ANYONE HAVE ANY
LOOSE CHANGE?
317
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,875
AFTER HIM, MY
FUNGAL FIENDS.
318
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,458
HE'LL NOT THREATEN
THE FOREST WHEN HE
BECOMES PART OF IT.
319
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,458
OH, WHY IT'S BUTTER.
320
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:35,375
COURTESY OF GOSALYN MALLARD,
ZOMBIE SLAYER.
321
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:38,000
TIME TO SAUTE SOME MUSHROOMS.
322
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,750
GOSALYN, WAIT TILL I GET A WAY!
323
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,000
WHAT IN CREATION WAS THAT?
324
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
I THINK THE LITTLE
GIRL SLIPPED
325
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,500
ON SOME OF HER OWN
SCRIPT PAGES.
326
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:52,000
OK, WE GOTTA GET THAT
KID SOME THERAPY.
327
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO LOOK AT
SOMETHING MORE UPBEAT.
328
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,833
HI, I'M REGINAL BUSHROOT
329
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,708
AND WELCOME TOEARTH OFCONSEQUENCES.
330
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:02,625
YEA!
YEA!
331
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,166
THANK YOU.
332
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,250
OUR CONTESTANT TODAY IS THE
WELL-KNOWN ENVIRONMENTAL PEST,
333
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,458
DARKWING DUCK.
334
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,958
BOO!
BOO!
335
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:12,000
THANKS AGAIN. THIS MORAL
LEPER HAS TO MAKE A CHOICE...
336
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,583
WILL HE SIDE WITH THE
MONEY-GRUBBING LAND
DEVELOPERS
337
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,375
WITH NO REDEEMING
VALUES WHATSOEVER,
338
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:21,166
OR WITH THE SHRUBBERY OF THIS
PRISTINE UNSPOILED FOREST?
339
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,416
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
340
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,708
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
MY RATINGS GIMMICK.
341
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,875
YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING A
DEFENDER OF LAW AND JUSTICE?
342
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,875
IT'S HARD WORK.
343
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,750
I SAID HARD WORK!
344
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,583
HARD WORK, YOU KNOW?
345
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,583
HOW COULD DEFENDING
JUSTICE BE AARDVARK?
346
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,708
WE HAVE A WINNER...
347
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,500
FOR YOUR PRIZE,
DARKWING DUCK,
348
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,000
YOU AND YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS
349
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,125
WILL SHARE AN
EXCITING DEMISE
350
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,708
AS THE LIVING FOREST
DOES TO ST. CANARD
351
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,208
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
TO THEIR HOME...
352
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,750
LEVEL IT TO THE GROUND!
353
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,708
YOU KNOW, FOR A GIMMICK,
BUSHROOT SEEMED TO HAVE
ALL THE GOOD LINES.
354
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,583
IS IT JUST ME OR WHAT?
355
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,291
I THINK THAT SLEZOID
ROCKWELL IS UP TO SOMETHING.
356
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,208
YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR BACK.
357
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,458
NAH. HE WON'T MESS WITH ME.
358
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,875
I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW.
359
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,500
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO
BE HIS MEAL TICKET?
360
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,875
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
ASK BUSHROOT.
361
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,125
WHAT?!
362
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,958
HIYA, DARKWING?
363
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,583
LOOK WHAT MR. ROCKWELL
SENT FOR ME.
364
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,166
ISN'T IT SWELL?
365
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,375
WHOOPS. GOTTA GO.
366
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,166
I HAVE A MEETING
WITH MR. DIZZY.
367
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,625
STEP ON IT, DRIVER.
368
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:36,333
MR. DIZZY? I NEVER HAD A
MEETING WITH MR. DIZZY.
369
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,875
WHAT'S GOING ON?
370
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:39,708
OPEN THIS UP!
371
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,375
"AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY."
372
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,500
THE NAME IS
DARKWING DUCK.
373
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,875
SORRY, YOU'RE
NOT ON THE LIST.
374
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,583
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE
ALONG.
375
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,833
ROCKWELL IS UP TO SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO GET INSIDE.
376
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:56,958
THERE'S ONE WAY IN, BUT
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
377
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,083
GOOD AFTERNOON, MR.
DUCK. GO RIGHT IN.
378
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,416
I TELL YOU, MR. DIZZY,
379
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:10,708
BUSHROOT HERE IS ONE
TALENTED MAJOR FOOD GROUP.
380
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,250
HE'S ALSO INCREDIBLE
VERSATILE, SIR.
381
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:16,583
UNLIKE, SAY, A
DUCK-TYPE CHARACTER.
382
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,208
ROCKWELL'S MAKING ME
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
383
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,875
NO CRIMINAL WILL EVER TAKE
ME SERIOUSLY AGAIN.
384
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:24,250
DAD, IN HERE.
385
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,958
THIS IS THE FILM OF
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
386
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:32,958
THEN I SAY WE GIVE MR.
DIZZY A REAL SHOW.
387
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,458
NOT ONLY TALENTED, BUT HE
TEST THROUGH THE ROOF.
388
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,708
RIGHT, CROSBY?
389
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:42,500
YES, SIR. BUSHROOT'S
INDEX IS OFF THE CHARTS.
390
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,750
IT IS?
391
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:47,291
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE
SECOND REEL. ROLL 'EM.
392
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,208
OH, YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.
393
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:54,500
HEY, THAT VOICE...
HOW COULD HE...
394
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,208
WAY TO GO, GUYS.
395
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,750
NO ONE CAN STOP ST. CANARD
FROM BECOMING OUR PERSONAL
CUP OF TEA.
396
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,500
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
397
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,750
I AM THE EDITOR THAT
LEAVES YOU ON THE
CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.
398
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,708
CROSBY! JUST WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
399
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,875
I-I-I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
400
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:21,125
GEE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
HAVE CUT OUT THIS PART.
401
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:26,125
I AM THE CLOCK CLEANER THAT
WILL RING YOUR CHIMES.
402
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:30,708
I AM DARKWING DUCK.
403
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,875
OOPS, SHOW'S RUNNING LONG.
404
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,750
TIME TO DO SOME TRIMMING.
405
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,250
LEAVE THOSE
LEAVES ALONE!
406
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,083
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING
TO SAY TO YOU...
407
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,583
AARDVARK!
408
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,750
HEY!
409
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,166
HMMM. RHUBARB.
MY FAVORITE.
410
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:07,500
HEAR THAT? ISN'T OUR
CONTESTANT A GOOD SPORT?
411
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,375
ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL BE
PLAYING FOR YOUR FRIENDS.
412
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,875
THESE MONSTROUS, IF
MISGUIDED, FOREST CONIFERS.
413
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,291
SO, IS IT DOOR NUMBER ONE?
414
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,833
DOOR NUMBER TWO?
415
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,083
OR DOOR NUMBER THREE?
416
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,583
LET'S SEE. DOOR NUMBER TWO...
NO, AH, NUMBER ONE...
417
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,458
AN. DEFINITELY THREE...
NO, SORRY, TWO.
418
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,416
SORRY, I DON'T KNOW.
419
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,458
DEFINITELY DOOR NUMBER TWO.
420
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,000
I THINK.
421
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,458
OK, I'M EASY. WE'LL
OPEN ALL THREE.
422
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,375
[ BUZZING ]
423
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:42,208
YES, IT'S YOUR VERY OWN
COLLECTION OF TERMITES AND
BARK BEETLES.
424
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,833
BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP
THE FOREST FROM BEING PAVED OVER
425
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,875
FOR PARKING LOTS
AND NAIL SALONS.
426
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,000
THAT'S ONE SHRUB'S OPINION.
427
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,583
WE HAVE A CALLER
ON THE LINE.
428
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,083
CALLER, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
429
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,833
THE ENVIRONMENT IS IMPORTANT,
430
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,166
BUT PEOPLE NEEDPLACES TO LIVE TOO.
431
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,416
CAN'T THERE BE A COMPROMISE?
432
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,125
OUR FOREST IS SAVED!
433
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,000
BUT MY CONDOS
GOT BUILT TOO.
434
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,583
NOW THERE'S ROOM IN THE
WORLD FOR EVERYBODY
435
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,625
IF WE JUST WORK
TOGETHER.
436
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:12,875
ALL THANKS TO OUR HERO
AND STAR, DARKWING DUCK.
437
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,333
BUSHROOT.
438
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,333
YES, SIR?
439
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,000
DON'T GIVE UP
YOUR DAY JOB.
440
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,500
YES, SIR.
441
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:22,291
ROCKWELL, I'VE HAD MY
EYE ON YOUR OPERATION
FOR A LONG TIME.
442
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,833
REALLY, SIR?
443
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,833
UM-HUH. AND I THINK
YOU'RE DUE FOR A CHAT
444
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,583
WITH THE BOYS IN
ACCOUNTING.
445
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:34,458
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR EXPENSE
ACCOUNT CHARGES, SHALL WE?
446
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,708
AAAAAAH!
447
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,416
ONCE AGAIN,
JUSTICE TRIUMPHS.
448
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,000
BUT THERE IS NO REST.
449
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
AS NIGHT FALLS,
IT'S AGAIN TIME
450
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,875
FOR DARKWING DUCK...
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
451
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,125
I WONDER WHO THE
BIG STAR IS.
452
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,125
OH, NO!
453
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:55,458
OH, MR. DARKWING,
WE'RE GETTING OUR
OWN TV SHOW.
454
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,166
ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL.
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00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,875
I BETCHA I CAN
GET YOU A PART.
456
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,083
YOU WANT TO PLAY MY
WACKY NEIGHBOR?
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THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH
TELEVISION TODAY...
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THERE'S NEVER
ANYTHING GOOD ON.
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