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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THIS IS THE DESERT...
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A CRUEL OVEN WHERE THE
SAND IS THE BAKING DISH
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AND MYSTERY IS THE CASSEROLE.
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GOSALYN, QUIT
WASTING TAPE!
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IT WOULD BE NICE TO
HAVE A LITTLE LEFT
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FOR OUR ACTUAL VACATION.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO
STUNT THE GROWTH
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OF A YOUNG AND UP-AND-COMING
FILMMAKER, DO YOU?
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HERE'S YOUR
CLOSE-UP, LAUNCHPAD.
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SHOW US THE REAL YOU.
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LAUNCHPAD! KEEP YOUR
EYES ON THE ROAD!
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THIS IS GREAT! I LOVE THE
TENSION, THE PATHOS.
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AFTER THIS I'LL BE READY FOR
SOME BIG-TIME SLASHER FILMS.
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THEN, POW! THE MEGABUCKS
START ROLLING IN.
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SURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT
YOUR CHAIN OF LEMONADE STANDS.
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IT WOULD'VE WORKED IF
LAUNCHPAD HADN'T DRUNK
THE PROFITS.
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I WAS THIRSTY.
BUILDING LEMONADE
STANDS IS HARD WORK.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW BUT
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
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BOY, NIGHT SURE COMES ON
FAST IN THESE PARTS.
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WELL, HERE'S THE BEST THAT
COWBOY DOUG'S DUDE RANCH
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HAS TO OFFER.
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HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT.
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I SHOULD DO A WESTERN.
THAT'S CLASSIC CINEMA.
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BUT THE IDEA'S GONNA
NEED SOME TOP SPIN.
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MAYBE SOME CHAIN SAW ZOMBIES.
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GIVE IT A REST.
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THE POINT OF A VACATION
IS TO RELAX.
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AND YOU CAN RELAX TO
YOUR HEART'S CONTENT
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SOON AS I FIX THIS BED.
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THAT THING WAS AS TIGHT
AS MA'S CORSET TIES
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WHY WOULD WE NEED A
THIRD BED?
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BEATS ME, BUT THAT'S
WHAT YOU ORDERED.
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SORRY. NO REFUNDS.
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AND REMEMBER,
BREAKFAST AT SIX
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COWPOKE AEROBICS AT SEVEN.
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NIGHT, Y'ALL.
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EXCELLENT. AT LEAST
WE HAVE A TV.
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GOSALYN, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE GETTING BACK TO BASICS.
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DAD, IT'S A BLACK
AND WHITE SET.
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HOW BASIC CAN YOU GET?
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IF I KNEW YOU WERE
PACKING THIS MUCH
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I WOULD HAVE RENTED
A FORKLIFT.
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IT'S NOT MINE. WE
EXPERIMENTAL FILMMAKERS
TRAVEL LIGHT.
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IF IT'S NOT YOURS,
WHOSE IS IT?
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LAUNCHPAD?
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DAD! OVER HERE. HURRY!
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WE DIDN'T COME ALL
THE WAY OUT HERE
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JUST TO WATCH SLEAZY
SCI-FI MOVIES.
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LOOK AT THOSE CHEAP
ALIEN SUITS.
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YOU CAN ALMOST
SEE THE ZIPPERS.
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AND LOOK HOW
LAUNCHPAD'S
OVERACTING.
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LAUNCHPAD?!
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WHEN DID HE
DO A MOVIE?
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DAD, THESE ARE
MY HOME VIDEOS.
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I THINK I'M
BEGINNING TO REMEMBER.
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KEEN GEAR!
REAL ALIENS!
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EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SPIELBERG.
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I'M GETTIN' A CLOSE-UP.
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HEY!
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE AFTER.
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TO THEM, WE COULD BE
THE LUNCH SPECIAL
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AT THE GALACTIC BAR AND GRILL.
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I THINK I KNOW THESE GUYS.
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SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU BOYS TO
THIS NECK OF THE WOODS?
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HEY! COME BACK WITH
MY SIDEKICK!
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OR AT LEAST HOLD
STILL TILL I FOCUS.
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WATCH IT NOW.
YOU'RE TICKLING.
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COME BACK HERE, YOU
KIDNAPPING COWARDS!
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LOOKING FOR A CLOSE
ENCOUNTER, UGLIES?
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WELL, ENCOUNTER THIS.
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HE MUST'VE ZAPPED US
WITH A MEMORY ERASER.
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THAT'S WHY WE FORGOT
ABOUT LAUNCHPAD.
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WELL, THEY DIDN'T REALIZE
THEY WERE DEALING WITH
DARKWING DUCK.
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THE DEVOTED DARKWING DUCK
DELVES INTO THE DESERT
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DIEHARDEDLY DIGGING
FOR DOCUMENTATION
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OF HIS PARDNER'S DEPARTING.
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ALIENS!
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SOME ALIEN, DAD.
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WELL, ONE NEVER KNOWS
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WHAT FIENDISH FORM AN
EXTRATERRESTRIAL MIGHT TAKE.
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SO THERE.
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LAUNCHPAD HAS ALL THE LUCK.
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I'D MAKE A GREAT SPECIMEN.
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WHY COULDN'T THE
ALIENS ABDUCT ME?
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PERHAPS YOUR REPUTATION
PRECEDES YOU.
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FUNNY.
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HEY, LOOK!
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I FOUND A CLUE.
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AND BEFORE YOU TOO.
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THIS ISN'T A CLUE. IT'S
JUST A FLASHLIGHT.
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OK. YEAH, FINE, IT COULD
BE A CLUE. SURE.
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WOW! DAD, WE'RE ABOUT TO
HAVE OUR SECOND CLOSE
ENCOUNTER,
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AND I WASN'T TOO HAPPY
ABOUT THE FIRST ONE.
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STAY BEHIND ME, GOSALYN.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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HOW COULD YOU MISPLACE
THE ATOMIZER?
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STOP! ONCE WE RETURN
TO ZARLOX 5,
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I'M GONNA SEE YOU BOILED
IN CREBUS OIL
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AND LEFT OUT FOR
THE ZAVACOS.
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THESE GUYS DON'T
LOOK SO TOUGH.
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NOW FIND THAT ATOMIZER.
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YOU SEE THE TROUBLE
YOU'VE CAUSED.
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WE'LL TAKE OUT ATOMIZER BACK
NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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SURE. RIGHT AFTER YOU
HAND OVER LAUNCHPAD.
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OH, A THREAT. HOW
TYPICALLY EARTHLING.
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HEEEEY!
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PUT ME DOWN!
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ALL RIGHT. SPECIAL EFFECTS.
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THE ATOMIZER, PLEASE.
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THANK YOU.
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FANTASTIC, DAD, BUT I
WAS SWITCHING BATTERIES.
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I NEED A RETAKE.
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THE MEMORIES OF THESE MATTERS
SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN OFF.
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PERHAPS I'LL USE A MORE
PERMANENT METHOD
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OF DEALING WITH THEM.
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, BLEEB.
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THEY'RE WITH ME.
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AS YOU WISH,
LAUNCHPAD.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
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BUT YOU KNOW HOW
EXTRATERRESTRIALS GET
CARRIED AWAY,
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I BET THEY DISSECTED YOU AND
STUCK YOU UNDER A MICROSCOPE.
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CAN I SEE YOUR STITCHES?
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OH, NOTHING LIKE
THAT, GOSALYN.
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THESE GUYS ARE
REALLY NICE.
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IN FACT, WE'RE KIND
OF LIKE OLD FRIENDS.
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YOU SEE, I DIDN'T
ALWAYS LOVE TO FLY.
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IN FACT, I WAS
AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
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OF COURSE, THAT DOESN'T
GO OVER REAL BIG WITH A
FAMILY OF PILOTS.
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SO, DAD DECIDED THAT
THE ONLY WAY TO CURE ME
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WAS TO TAKE ME FLYING
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WHILE HE PRACTICED HIS
ROUTINE FOR THE AIR SHOW.
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IT CERTAINLY DID
TEACH ME ONE THING...
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ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT.
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I THOUGHT I'D EATEN MY
LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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BUT THAT'S WHEN I MET TIA.
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IT WAS LIKE AT FIRST SIGHT.
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IN FACT, I LIKED HER SO MUCH,
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THAT I FORGOT TO BE AFRAID.
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TO PAY HER BACK FOR
TEACHING ME TO LIKE FLYING,
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I SHOWED HER HOW TO HAVE FUN.
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SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T GET TO
DO MUCH ON HER PLANET.
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OH YEAH, SHE ALSO HELPED
ME WITH MY LANDINGS.
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AHHH! ALIENS!
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BUT FIRST SHE NEEDED A DISGUISE
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TO MAKE HER LOOK MORE
LIKE AN EARTHLING.
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GEE, I WISH THIS COULD
GO FASTER, DON'T YOU?
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HA HA HA HA!
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YEP, IT WAS THE MOST
FUN I'VE EVER HAD.
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UNTILTHEY CAME FOR HER.
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I WAS ZAPPED BACK TO MY DAD
LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.
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YOU'RE LOOKING A
LITTLE WOOZY, SON.
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MAYBE WE BETTER
GO BACK DOWN.
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SO WHY DID
THEY COME BACK?
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THEY CAME FOR ME.
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YOU SEE, SINCE TIA
AND I FIRST MET,
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SHE'S BECOME QUEEN
OF THE GALAXY.
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WOW!
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NICE PROMOTION.
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BUT WHAT'S THAT GOT
TO DO WITH YOU?
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LAUNCHPAD AND TIA
ARE TO UMPAH.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
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HA, HA, HA. IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK, D.W.
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TIA AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED.
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I'LL BE THE NEW KING
OF THE GALAXY.
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TALK ABOUT A CREDIBILITY GAP.
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WAY TO GO, LAUNCHPAD.
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GIVE ME THE GALACTIC FILM
RIGHTS AND I'LL CUT YOU IN
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FOR 15% OF THE PROFITS,
GROSS, OF COURSE.
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CUT THE SHOW BIZ BUZZ, GOSALYN.
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I WANT TO KNOW THE REAL REASON
SHE WANTS TO MARRY LAUNCHPAD.
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FACE IT, HE'S NOT
EVEN A HOMEOWNER.
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YOU INFERIOR BEING!
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YOU DARE QUESTION
THE QUEEN'S CHOICE?
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FOR THAT, THE PUNISHMENT
IS DEEVOLUTION.
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HA! I'VE HAD WORSE SHOCKS
FROM MY LIVING ROOM RUG.
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HA! YOURSELF.
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OH, DAD!
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WE HAVE CROSSED
GALACTIC QUADRANT TO
RETURN TO YOUR PLANET.
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YOU SEE, DARKWING,
WE NEED LAUNCHPAD.
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OURS IS AN ANCIENT RACE,
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WHO IN THE PURSUIT OF
SCIENCE AND PROGRESS,
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BECAME COLD AND UNEMOTIONAL.
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WE LOST SIGHT OF LIFE'S
SIMPLE PLEASURES.
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SPEAKING OF SIMPLE
PLEASURES,
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HOW 'BOUT EVOLVING MY DAD INTO
SOMETHING WITH A BACKBONE.
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I'M SORRY. OF COURSE. BLEEB.
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OOH, ALL RIGHT.
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BUT I DON'T LIKE
HIS ATTITUDE.
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LISTEN YOU, I OUGHT TO
TAKE YOUR...
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HA HA, BON APPETIT,
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YOU FRIEND, LAUNCHPAD, GAVE
ME THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER.
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HEY THERE, GO ON, GET
OUT OF HERE, YOU NUTS.
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GEE, LAUNCHPAD, I'M
SURE GONNA MISS YOU.
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WILL YOU VISIT?
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SURE, WHENEVER I'M IN
THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
DOING THE RIGHT THING?
228
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:38,750
UNTIL NOW I RATED BEING
FROM THE SAME PLANET
229
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,375
PRETTY HIGH ON THE OLD
COMPATIBILITY CHART.
230
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:45,000
BUT TIA THINKS I CAN DO A
LOT OF GOOD OUT THERE.
231
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,083
BUT YOU'RE ALREADY DOING A
LOT OF GOOD DOWN HERE.
232
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:52,166
AH, D.W. DOESN'T
NEED ME TO FIGHT
CRIME.
233
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:55,000
BESIDES, I ALWAYS FIGURED
YOU'D BE TAKING MY SPOT
234
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,375
SOONER OR LATER.
235
00:12:56,375 --> 00:13:01,083
BUT, LAUNCHPAD, NO ONE
CAN TAKE YOUR SPOT.
236
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,708
SUCH EMOTIONAL EXCESS...
HOW SLOPPY.
237
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,625
SO, TELL ME, BLEEB,
238
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:12,125
JUST WHAT WILL LAUNCHPAD'S
KINGLY DUTIES BE?
239
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:17,208
HE'LL BE REQUIRED TO
OVERSEE UMFLATA MATTERS,
240
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,250
BECOME CHAIRMAN OF THE
GALACTIC COUNCIL,
241
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,125
AND TEND TO ALL INTERSTELLAR
TRANSMODULATIONS.
242
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,166
LAUNCHPAD? ARE YOU SURE YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT McQUACK?
243
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:29,375
QUESTIONING THE QUEEN'S
CHOICE AGAIN?
244
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,958
NOW THAT I
THINK OF IT,
245
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,833
GETTING UMPAHED
IS A BIG STEP.
246
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,000
YOU GUYS ARE ASKING ME
TO LEAVE MY HOME,
247
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,583
MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS,
248
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,458
EVEN MY PLANET.
249
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,833
NOT TO MENTION MY ANT FARM
AND BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION.
250
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:44,000
MARRIAGE MEANS COMMITMENT,
RESPONSIBILITIES,
251
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,958
A MORTGAGE WITH A
BALLOON PAYMENT...
252
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,208
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
DECISION OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
253
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:53,208
I'M GONNA NEED A LOT OF
TIME TO THINK THIS OVER.
254
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,583
YOU HAVE UNTIL
TOMORROW.
255
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,958
OK.
256
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,708
PLACES, EVERYBODY!
257
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,833
YOU'RE KIDDING ME! IF "SPACE
BOYS OF GOWER GULCH"
258
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,291
IS GONNA BE A CROSS
GENRE MEGA-HIT,
259
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,333
WE'RE GONNA NEED
A BIGGER CAST.
260
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,708
WOW! CLONES! I CAN HAVE
A CAST OF THOUSANDS!
261
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,583
HOPE THEY WORK FOR SCALE.
262
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,375
I CAN'T BELIEVE L.P. IS GOING
ALONG WITH THIS WEDDING.
263
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,166
EITHER THOSE SNEAKY E.T.s
ARE UP TO SOMETHING
264
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:38,875
OR LOVE IS A LOT BLINDER
THAN I THOUGHT.
265
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,000
NOW IF ONLY I COULD GET
INSIDE TO CHECK THINGS OUT.
266
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,708
HERE'S MY TICKET NOW.
267
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,291
THERE'S NO PLACE
ON ANY PLANET
268
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:58,416
THAT DARKWING DUCK
CAN'T SNEAK INTO.
269
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,000
NOW THE DARING DETECTIVE
DALLIES WITH DANGER
270
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,500
TO UNCOVER A PLOT OF
ALIEN INTRIGUE.
271
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:08,000
QUIT DADDLING. WE'VE GOT
IMPORTANT WORK TO DO
272
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,875
BEFORE THE ROYAL UMPAH.
273
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,583
[ BEEPING ]
274
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,875
DON'T BACKTALK ME. WE MUST
DEAL WITH THE EARTHLING
275
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,125
BEFORE THE CEREMONY.
276
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:21,083
I KNEW IT! I GUESS I'LL
JUST FOLLOW THEM.
277
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,166
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE
HEARING THINGS.
278
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,833
I'M NOTHING IF
NOT RESOURCEFUL.
279
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,291
OOH, YUK!
280
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:43,291
AND ME WITHOUT A BROMO.
281
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,833
I'VE DONE IT!
282
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,833
THE FIRST PERFECT COMPUTERIZED
BRAIN TRANSPLANT!
283
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,208
AND NOW, TO TEST IT.
284
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:57,583
NO. NO. NO. NO. IT'S
MUCH TOO SMART!
285
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,375
THIS IS, OF COURSE,
ALL YOUR FAULT.
286
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,166
I HOPE I CAN FIX IT.
287
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,458
THERE.
288
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,500
NOW LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.
289
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:17,125
EXCELLENT. A PERFECT MATCH.
290
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,583
ONCE THIS BABY'S INSIDE
THE EARTHLING'S SKULL,
291
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,458
I'LL NOT ONLY CONTROL HIM,
292
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,166
BUT, THROUGH HIM, THE QUEEN.
293
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,416
AND THROUGH HER, THE GALAXY.
294
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,875
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
295
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,000
THOUGH I REALLY SHOULD TEST IT
IN AN EARTHLING BODY FIRST.
296
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,625
YOU WON'T BE TESTING
IT ON ANYBODY!
297
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,333
NOT WITH DARKWING
DUCK HERE!
298
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:41,000
DUCK? MORE LIKE A GUINEA PIG.
299
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,875
GEE, I FEEL SO LIGHTHEADED.
300
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:03,125
OK. OK, DARKWING,
DON'T PANIC.
301
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,416
YOU'VE SEEN WORSE. YOU'VE
SEEN MUCH WORSE.
302
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:08,000
NO YOU HAVEN'T! WAAAA!
303
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,708
I'M A BRAIN WITHOUT A BODY!
304
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,333
IT'S ME! I MEAN,
IT'S MY BODY!
305
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,708
YO! BRAINLESS! OVER HERE!
306
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,291
YOU HEARD ME! YOU HEARD ME!
307
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,333
YOU'RE MY WHATEVER.
NOW, LISTEN...
308
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,875
YOU HAVE TO... WAAAA!
309
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,500
I'D SAY THE EXPERIMENT WAS A
SUCCESS. WOULDN'T YOU?
310
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:37,250
AND AS A BONUS, I NOW HAVE
LAUNCHPAD'S BEST FRIEND
311
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,500
TO BRING HIM TO MY LAB.
312
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:44,875
THEN YOU TWO CAN HAVE A REAL
MEETING OF THE MINDS, HA-HA-HA!
313
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,375
HE THINKS HE'S WON.
314
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,500
WELL, NOT WHILE I HAVE
ONE SYNAPSE SPARKING.
315
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,958
I AM THE COVER THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
316
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,375
I AM THE HEADACHE IN
THE CRIMINAL MIND.
317
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,708
I AM DARKWING'S BRAIN!
318
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,500
HANG ON, LAUNCHPAD!
I'M COMING!
319
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,875
OH, LAUNCHPAD, I THINK
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
320
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,958
THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE THE LAST
TIME I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS
321
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,625
IT WAS BECAUSE THE ANCHOVIES
ON MY PIZZA WENT BAD.
322
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,458
TIA, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
THIS UMPAH THING?
323
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,333
WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER.
324
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:22,208
WELL, I KNOW YOU ARE
KIND AND HAVE A GOOD
HEART.
325
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,875
THE REST WILL COME
326
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,250
AND IT WILL MEAN
MUCH TO THE GALAXY.
327
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,125
WELL, I MUST BE FITTED
FOR MY WEDDING GOWN.
328
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,750
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
329
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,625
GREAT! I FOUND HIM
BEFORE BLEEB.
330
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,333
GET AWAY FROM ME!
GET AWAY FROM ME!
331
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,416
STEADY, L.P.
332
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,166
THE KING OF THE GALAXY
HAS TO GET USED
333
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,291
TO ALL TYPES OF
DISGUSTING ALIENS.
334
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,625
WHAT IS IT, BOY? ARE YOU
TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
335
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,708
LET'S TRY ONE BOUNCE FOR
YES AND TWO FOR NO.
336
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,875
AH, WAIT. AND THREE FOR MAYBE,
337
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,500
FOUR FOR YOU'RE GETTING
WARMER, FIVE FOR...
338
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,458
OH, I GET IT. YOU
WANT TO PLAY.
339
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,458
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE B-BALL?
340
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:10,000
HEY, D.W., THINK FAST!
341
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,583
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEPLACE
WHERE I CAN PLUG INTO A TV.
342
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,166
AH, WHOA! KEEN GEAR!
343
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,250
ORSON WELLES NEVER
HAD A SHOT LIKE THIS.
344
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,958
...AND BRING
LAUNCHPAD TO
THE LAB.
345
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,458
DARKWING DUCK'S BRAIN IS
OF NO USE TO US.
346
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,708
DAD?
347
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,458
IT'S LAUNCHPAD'S BRAIN
WE MUST REPLACE.
348
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,416
OK, YOU BRAIN-SUCKING ALIEN,
349
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,583
WELCOME TO "TOTALLY
EMBARRASSING VIDEOS."
350
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,583
ONCE I'VE REPLACED THE
EARTHLING'S BRAIN,
351
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,375
IT'LL BE NOTHING
MORE THAN MY PUPPET.
352
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,125
THE QUEEN WILL LISTEN
TO HIS EVERY WORD.
353
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,166
AND HIS WORDS WILL BE MINE.
354
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,875
HEY! OOH!
355
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,708
SO THE LITTLE DIRECTOR
IS MAKING A FILM.
356
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,416
WELL, I HAVE SOME SHOOTING
OF MY OWN TO DO.
357
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,458
NICE HOOK SHOT, D.W.
358
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,500
BUT DO WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE LAB NOW?
359
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,208
I'M JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP.
360
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,166
OK, THAT'S IT!
361
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,708
TIME FOR A LITTLE
MIND OVER MALLARD.
362
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,458
HYAH!
363
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,458
WHOA!
364
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,750
BOY, THOSE GUYS PLAY ROUGH.
365
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:39,000
GIVE MY REGARDS TO
THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP.
366
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,875
LOOK OUT!
367
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,875
NICE WORK, GUYS.
368
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,416
WELL, THANKS FOR THE
BRAIN WASH-AND-DRY,
369
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,250
BUT I'LL STILL HAVE TO
INFORM THE AUTHORITIES
ABOUT YOU.
370
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,750
I'M AFRAID YOUR PLANET IS NOT
READY FOR THAT INFORMATION.
371
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,500
DON'T WORRY, KID. I'LL CUT
YOU IN ON THE BOOK DEAL.
372
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,833
HEY, I UNDERSTAND, GUYS.
373
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,375
NO HARD FEELINGS.
374
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:25,333
HEY! OOPS, NOW HOW'D
THOSE GET IN THERE?
375
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,750
I WISH I COULD MAKE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND, LAUNCHPAD.
376
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:34,500
GEE, TIA, IT TAKES MORE
THAN FUN TO MAKE AN
UMPAH WORK.
377
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,708
BESIDES, D.W. NEEDS ME.
378
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,291
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THE
PERFECT GUY SOMEDAY.
379
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:43,750
OUCH! YOU GUYS GOT A
WEIRD WAY OF ASKING FOR
SOUVENIRS.
380
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,000
GOODBYE, LAUNCHPAD.
381
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,583
GOSALYN, QUIT WASTING TAPE.
382
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,875
IT WOULD BE NICE TO
HAVE A LITTLE LEFT
383
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,125
FOR OUR ACTUAL VACATION.
384
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,833
COME ON, DAD. YOU
DON'T WANT TO STUNT
THE GROWTH
385
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,458
OF A YOUNG AND
UP-AND-COMING
FILMMAKER, DO YOU?
386
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,375
HEY, WHAT'S TO CRY
ABOUT, LITTLE LADY?
387
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,125
COME ON, LET'S PLAN SOME FUN.
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