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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THERE ARE 1,000 STORIES
IN ST. CANARD.
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SOME ARE MUNDANE,
SOME EXOTIC,
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SOME STRANGER THAN OTHERS,
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BUT ONE THING
REMAINS THE SAME...
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I'M IN ALL THE GOOD ONES.
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I COULD USE A
GOOD STORY.
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GOSALYN!
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SHOULDN'T YOU
BE HOME...
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IN BED?
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COULDN'T SLEEP.
AW, DAD...
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TELL ME A STORY.
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IT'LL HELP ME RELAX.
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OH, SINCE IT IS
EDUCATIONAL.
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THIS STORY IS A TALE
OF COURAGE AND DERRING-DO.
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I CALL IT...
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I WANT TO RELAX,
NOT GO COMATOSE.
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HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
MORE INTERESTING,
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LIKE...
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ISN'T THAT
TOO INTERESTING?
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[GULP]
YES, THAT WAS ONE
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OF MY
F-F-FAVORITE CASES.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE UPSET
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ABOUT A HAUNTED
JACK-IN-THE-BOX!
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IT STARTED WHENMY CHEAPSKATE DAD
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COPPED OUT ON A TRIPTO WHIRLING WATER WORLD
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AND TOOK US TOTHE MUSEUM INSTEAD.
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DO YOU KNOW WHATADMISSION PRICES ARE?
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YOU SHOULD
BE HAPPY.
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YOU LOVE TOYS!
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WHAT TOYS?
THEY'RE RELICS!
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THIS DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE BATTERIES.
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LOOK WITH
YOUR EYES ONLY.
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I DON'T NEED YOU
BREAKING THESE ANTIQUES.
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IT'S BAD ENOUGH
WE HAVE TO WORRY
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ABOUT QUACKERJACK
STEALING THEM.
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[DARKWING] AHEM.
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I KNEW HE WAS THERETHE WHOLE TIME.
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[GOSALYN] DAD WASN'TTAKING TIME OUTFROM CRIME-FIGHTING
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TO HAVE ANY FUN.
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WHOA... A FIRST EDITION
ELECTROZAPPER
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JOY BUZZER!
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PERFECT!
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[LAUNCHPAD] ISN'T THISWHERE THE TROUBLE STARTED?
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I WAS TRYING
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TO GET DADTO LIGHTEN UP.
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HUH?
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WHAT?
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OOH! YES, YES!
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GEE, THAT WASN'T
VERY NICE.
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OH, DAD LOVES A GOOD
PRACTICAL JOKE!
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PRACTICAL JOKES!
YES!
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RELAX, DAD!
I'LL GET YOU DOWN!
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OH-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA
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WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA
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WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!
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OOPS.
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WELL, I GOT HIM DOWN.
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MAMA!
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MAMA!
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OH, TASTY!
YUM YUM YUM YUM!
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AREN'T YOU TOO BIG
TO PLAY WITH DOLLS?
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AAH!
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[BUZZ]
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GOSALYN,
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I DO NOT APPRECIATE
BEING EMBARRASSED!
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I WANTED
TO DIVERT YOU.
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YOU SHOULD
HAVE SOME FUN!
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LET'S PLAY
VIDEO GAMES.
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VIDEO GAMES?
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YOU'RE LEAVING
TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
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THAT SORT OF TALK
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DROVE ME FROM
THE TOY BUSINESS
TO THE LOONEY BIN!
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YEP!
THIS GUY'S NUTTIER
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THAN A BAG
OF CASHEWS,
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AND IT'S PLAYTIME!
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OOH...WHO'S THIS?
WHO'S THIS?
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
QUACKERJACK!
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TENNIS, ANYONE?
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I'D ASK YOU TO PLAY,
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BUT YOU'RE
ALL TIED UP!
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WHERE'S A PHONE BOOTH
WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
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HAVING ABALL,
ARE WE?
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[GIGGLING]
SIMPLY SCRUMPTIOUS!
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[LAUNCHPAD] THIS CASE WASFUNNIER THAN I REMEMBERED!
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[GOSALYN] YEAH!
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DAD WAS PRETTY GOOFY!
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I PROTECTEDMY SECRET IDENTITY
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AND THREW HIM
OFF GUARD.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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WE CAN SKIP
THE NEXT PART.
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YOU WILL NOT!
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THIS IS WHERE I TROUNCE
THAT LOONEY QUACKERJACK!
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[GOSALYN]YEAH. DAD DID HIS,
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"I AM THE YO-YO THATKEEPS COMING BACK" STUFF.
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[DARKWING]WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
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WHY SO FAST?
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[LAUNCHPAD]NICE CURVE BALL, D.W.
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[DARKWING]WOULD YOU PLEASE
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STOP GOING SO FAST?
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SLOW DOWN!SLOW DOWN!
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[GOSALYN] O.K.
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NOT HERE!
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[CHOMP]
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AAH!
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OH, GOODY, GOODY,
GOODY, GOODY, GOODY!
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[GOSALYN] THIS IS WHENIT GOT REALLY WEIRD.
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[LAUNCHPAD] AREN'T YOURELAXED NOW, GOS?
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THE THING IN THE BOXSEEMED TO FEED OFF
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EVERY MEAN-SPIRITED JOKE.
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YOU'RE MISSINGA GREAT RERUN OF
PELICAN'S ISLAND.
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IT WAS GETTING STRONGER...
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YOU WON'T STOP.
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AND STRONGER, UNTIL...
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HERE'S
A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE...
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WACKY PUTTY,
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FOR THAT EXTRA STICKY FUN!
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WHAT HIT ME?
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SEE YA
ON THE PLAYGROUND!
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HA HA HA HA!
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GET THIS STUFF
OFF OF ME!
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I'M TRYING!
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[CROWD LAUGHING]
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DARKWING'S A RIOT!
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YOU AND THE DOLL GUY
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SHOULD TEAM UP
FOR A STOOGE ACT!
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[LAUGHTER]
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YOU'RE KILLING THEM,
D.W.!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
CONSIDER SHOWBIZ!
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I'LL DO THAT.
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[GOSALYN] QUACKERJACKTHOUGHT HE WAS SAFE...
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BUT HE WAS WRONG!
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SO THAT'S WHY
IT WAS CHAINED.
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OHH, IT'S BROKEN!
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WELL, I SHOULD WORK
ON MY OWN TOYS.
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THEY'RE MUCH BETTER.
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MMM...YES!
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FREE AT LAST!
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OOH, YES!
THIS WILL DO NICELY!
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QUACKERJACK,
YOU INSANE GENIUS!
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YOU'VE CREATED
THE PERFECT DOLL...
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TO MAKE LITTLE GIRLS
SCREAM!
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IN DELIGHT, OF COURSE.
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[GASP]
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WILL YOU
PLAY WITH ME?
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MR. BANANA BRAIN,
YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED.
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I LIKE IT!
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NICE FLYING TRICK,
TOO!
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PLEASE PLAY WITH ME.
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WELL, JUST NAME
YOUR GAME, PARTNER.
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OOH! HOW ABOUT MY GLOBAL
DESTRUCTION BINGO?
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PERHAPS YOU'D PREFER MY
DEMOLITION DERBY GAME.
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WE COULD USE
OUR NEIGHBOR'S NEW CAR!
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WE COULD DO SOMETHING
MUCH MORE FUN.
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YEAH.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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OOH, YES!
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THIS IS PERFECT!
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JUST THE PLACE TO TIE ON
THE OLD FEED BAG!
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EATING IS ALL
YOU TALK ABOUT!
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PIZZA'S BAD FOR
YOUR COMPLEXION.
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OH, I DON'T EAT...
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PIZZA.
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ALLOW ME.
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WHAT GOES UP...
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AAH!
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MUST CAUSE FROWNS.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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HMMPH!
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BUT... BUT MELINDA!
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MMM, DELICIOUS...
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THE SWEET HONEY
OF HUMAN SUFFERING.
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BOO!
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AAH!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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LIKE THEY SAY,
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"THE APPLE
DOESN'T FALL FAR
FROM THE TREE."
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THIS DOLL'S
AS GOOFY AS ME.
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[ARF ARF]
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[SNARLING]
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YAAA!
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HA HA HA HA!
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[CRYING]
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HA HA HA HA!
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WHEN DO I GET
TO HAVE FUN?
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WELL,
HOW ABOUT NOW?
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YOU'RE FINALLY TAKING ME
TO A DECENT RESTAURANT.
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HUH?
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ALL RIGHT!
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FOOD FIGHT!
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THINK THIS IS A JOB
FOR DARKWING DUCK?
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DARKWING DUCK HAS
BETTER THINGS TO DO
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THAN GET INVOLVED IN
SILLY FOOD FIGHTS!
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NOW THAT IT'S
GOTTEN PERSONAL...
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CHARGE!
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QUACKERJACK?
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YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE
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THE GULPING GOURMET?
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WHEN DID YOU SWITCH
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FROM PLAYTHINGS
TO PIZZA?
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YOU KNOW ME...
GAME FOR ANYTHING!
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I'LL STOP
YOUR FOOD FETISH,
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YOU FICKLE FELON!
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WHAT A WAY
WITH WORDS!
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WHAT'S HE UP TO?
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YOU'LL NOT
TAINT THESE CHILDREN
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WITH YOUR DISRESPECT
FOR AUTHORITY!
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NO! HE'S SPOILING
EVERYTHING!
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HE RUINED THE ONLY FUN
I'VE HAD TODAY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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WHATEVER IT IS,
IT ISN'T FRIENDLY.
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DARKWING, LOOK OUT!
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GEE, THANKS.
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IT WAS
MR. BANANA BRAIN!
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[GOSALYN]DAD DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
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[DARKWING] RIGHT.
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I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BELIEVE
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QUACKERJACK'S DOLL
MIRACULOUSLY...
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ALL BY ITSELF...
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BUZZED MY KEESTER.
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WELL, IT DID.
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O.K., FINE,
249
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,291
BUT I DIDN'T....
250
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:01,708
IF WE'RE GOING
TO CONTINUE THE STORY,
251
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:04,625
CAN WE TURN ON
SOME LIGHTS?
252
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,875
AND RUIN THE MOOD?
253
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:12,250
NOW MR. BANANA BRAIN
WAS REALLY MAD...
254
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,875
I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE HAPPY
255
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,875
TO SEE DARKWING
MADE A DUNCE!
256
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,250
WHY SHOULD I BE HAPPY?
257
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,458
DARKWING
RUINED MY MEAL!
258
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:26,000
I BARELY GOT THROUGH
THE HORS D'OEUVRES.
259
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
BUT
MR. BANANA BRAIN,
260
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,458
DARKWING DUCK
ALWAYS RUINS THINGS.
261
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:34,000
IT'S JUST PART
OF THE GAME.
262
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,625
YOU'D BETTER
FINISH HIM OFF
263
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,583
IMMEDIATELY!
264
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,416
NO SAWDUST-FILLED DOLL
265
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:45,333
IS GOING TO
ORDER ME AROUND!
266
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,166
IS THAT SO?
267
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,833
WELL, THEN,
FROM NOW ON,
268
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,291
YOU CAN BE THE DOLL.
269
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:58,333
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
270
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,416
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
271
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,458
M-MR. BANANA BRAIN,
272
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,250
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
273
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:13,416
DON'T CALL ME
BANANA BRAIN!
274
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,500
I AM PADDYWHACK!
275
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,708
YOU'RE A SNAPPY DRESSER,
BUT NOT VERY COLORFUL.
276
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,875
[HEAVY BREATHING]
277
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,458
THE NEO-MOD LOOK'S
SO EIGHTIES.
278
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,500
NICE DROOL, THOUGH.
279
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,708
YOU'RE REALLY QUITE MAD.
280
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,583
I LIKE THAT IN A CLOWN.
281
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,208
NOOOOO!
282
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:44,125
ONE MORE PRACTICAL JOKE,
YOUNG LADY,
283
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,583
AND YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR LIFE!
284
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,125
DAD,
I DIDN'T DO IT!
285
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,583
[QUACKERJACK] NO!
286
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,125
WHAT WAS THAT?
287
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,833
LET'S FIND OUT.
288
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,625
HOMINA-HOMINA
HOMINA-HOMINA!
289
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,583
IT'S THAT WEIRD
JACK-IN-THE-BOX!
290
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,250
THAT QUACK LEFT
HIS PLUNDER BEHIND.
291
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:12,000
[BABBLING GIBBERISH]
292
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,833
DON'T TOUCH IT!
293
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,375
WHOA!
294
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,333
THAT THING ATE
QUACKERJACK!
295
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,625
THAT'S INCREDIBLE!
296
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,250
IT MEANS WE'RE DEALING
297
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,625
WITH AN ANCIENT EVIL
THAT COULD... AAH!
298
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,250
AAH! AAH! AAH!
299
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:30,625
GET A GRIP.
IT'S JUST A TOY.
300
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,750
WE'LL RETURN IT
TO THE MUSEUM TOMORROW.
301
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:39,250
I SUPPOSE YOU
PUT QUACKERJACK UP
TO THAT JOKE?
302
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,750
I'M INNOCENT!
303
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,291
MAYBE THE MUSEUM
HAS A DROP BOX.
304
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,750
THIS GIVES ME
THE CREEPS!
305
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,708
ME, TOO,
SO I'LL PUT IT
306
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,625
SOMEPLACE SAFE!
307
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,708
KEEP CALM,
LAUNCHPAD.
308
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:59,708
I'M SURE THIS HAS
A LOGICAL, RATIONAL
EXPLANATION.
309
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,458
YEAH, LIKE IT'S CURSED!
310
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,625
LET'S GET DAD!
311
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,875
RADICAL.
312
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,583
[LAUNCHPAD] REMEMBEROUR PICNIC LAST SUMMER?
313
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,708
SUNNY, WITH FRESH AIR...
314
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:19,208
IT WAS A GREAT DAYTO BE ALIVE.
315
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:23,458
LAUNCHPAD,
I'M TRYING TO BUILD
A LITTLE ATMOSPHERE!
316
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,833
I HATE
WHAT COMES NEXT!
317
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,958
RELAX. YOU KNOW IT
COMES OUT ALL RIGHT.
318
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,708
[LAUNCHPAD]WE DIDN'T KNOW IT YET,
319
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,166
BUT PADDYWHACKWAS GETTING COMFORTABLE!
320
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,083
OOH, YESSSS!
321
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,333
HOW GLOOMY!
322
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,166
THIS IS QUITE NICE.
323
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,208
QUITE NICE.
324
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,000
WONDER WHAT
THEY HAVE TO EAT.
325
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,458
IF I PINPOINT HIS
LAST KNOWN ROBBERIES,
326
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:50,375
THERE MAY BE A PATTERN!
327
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,625
GOSALYN, QUIT PLAYING
WITH THE THERMOSTAT!
328
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,208
HONESTLY,
IF THAT KID DOESN'T...
329
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,583
[SNARLING]
330
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,458
OH, NO.
I AM SO SCARED.
331
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:12,583
GOSALYN, DON'T WATCH
YOUR TAPES HERE!
332
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,875
THAT SHOULD KEEP IT
FROM WANDERING OFF.
333
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,458
WHATEVER SHE'S DOING,
334
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:25,333
GOSALYN WON'T MAKE ME
LOOK FOOLISH AGAIN!
335
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,875
WHOA!
336
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,083
GOSALYN, ABOUT YOUR
PRACTICAL JOKES...
337
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,583
DAD, IT WASN'T ME!
338
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:38,333
[GULP] I'M READY
TO BELIEVE YOU.
339
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,333
WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME?
340
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,750
O.K.,
HE'S STABILIZED.
341
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,708
YOU CAN GO ON.
342
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,375
I HAVEN'T LOST MY TOUCH.
343
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,333
WAS I AT THE STARING EYES
OR DROOLY FANGS?
344
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,875
UH, DROOLY FANGS.
I THINK.
345
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,750
[GOSALYN] ITS DROOLY FANGSGLISTENED IN THE LIGHT.
346
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,125
THE THING'S NAMEWAS PADDYWHACK.
347
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,208
IT WANTED TO PLAY.
348
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,416
QUACKERJACK'S
AFRAID TO COME
HIMSELF, EH?
349
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,625
HE SENT
THE GEEK PATROL!
350
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,708
THINK QUACKERJACK
SENT ME?
351
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,750
HA HA HA HA HAAAH!
352
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,708
TALK ABOUT HAVING
A SCREW LOOSE!
353
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,625
SERIOUSLY, QUACKERJACK
IS A MINOR PLAYER...
354
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,833
NOT IN OUR LEAGUE.
355
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,166
WHAT LEAGUE?
356
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,875
PRACTICAL JOKERS,
OF COURSE.
357
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,416
YOU WOKE ME UP
358
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,583
WITH THAT
JOY BUZZER GAG.
359
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,833
OOPSIE.
360
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,875
AFTER SLEEPING
FOR CENTURIES,
361
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,500
I WOKE UP
A BIT PECKISH
362
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,958
AND NOW I MUST BE FED!
363
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:51,875
S-SORRY, BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN
TO THE MARKET IN WEEKS!
364
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,291
NOT FOOD, SILLY!
365
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,458
PRANKS, GAGS,
MISCHIEF...
366
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,583
THAT'S WHAT I CRAVE!
367
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,458
IS THAT HOW YOU STAY THIN?
368
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:06,166
YOU'VE KEPT ME
FROM HAVING
A DECENT MEAL.
369
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,958
I ONLY WANTED TO SNACK
ON HUMAN MISERY,
370
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,166
BUT DID I?
371
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,000
NOOOOO!
372
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,208
YOU HAD TO SPOIL THE FUN!
373
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,958
EWW! GROSSARAMA.
374
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,333
O.K., MR. INFLATO-BRAIN,
375
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,291
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!
376
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,708
YOU'RE GOING BACK
WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
377
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,125
[KARATE YELL]
378
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,750
WELL, IF THAT'S
YOUR ATTITUDE,
379
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,875
I'LL JUST LEAVE.
380
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:43,583
BUT YOU'RE NOT
INVITED
TO THE PARTY!
381
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,583
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
382
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,208
WHAT PARTY
DID HE MEAN?
383
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,250
AAH!
384
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,250
IT WILL
BE WONDERFUL!
385
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,625
SIMPLY EVERYONE'S
COMING...
386
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,708
QUACKERJACK,
387
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208
THAT DELIGHTFUL
BANANA BRAIN FELLOW,
388
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:59,208
AND MY FELLOW
TRICKSTER GOSALYN!
389
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,708
COME ALONG NOW.
MUSTN'T BE LATE!
390
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,708
DAD!
391
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,291
HE'S GOT ME!
392
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,250
LAUNCHPAD!
393
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,083
I CAN'T PULL YOU BOTH!
394
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:20,708
NO PROBLEMO!
I'VE GOT A FOOL
TO FINISH!
395
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,000
WHOA!
396
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,875
PADDYWHACK MUST DO
HIS OWN GARDENING.
397
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:33,458
WELL, NOBODY MAKES A CLOWN
OUT OF DARKWING DUCK!
398
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,458
IT'S NOT FAIR!
399
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,375
YOU GET ALL
THE NEAT CLOTHES!
400
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,458
QUACKERJACK?
401
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,708
GO AHEAD, LAUGH.
I FEEL SO FOOLISH!
402
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,958
HELP!
403
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,208
IF I STAY HERE
ANY LONGER,
I'LL GO CRAZY!
404
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,250
GO?
405
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:58,125
DON'T HOLD SANITY
AGAINST ME.
406
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:01,583
TO ESCAPE WE'LL
HAVE TO TEAM UP.
407
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,583
TEAM UP WITH YOU?
HA! THAT'S A LAUGH.
408
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,500
[PADDYWHACK'S
EVIL LAUGHTER]
409
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,458
NO,THAT'S A LAUGH.
410
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,750
MAYBE TEAMING UP
ISN'T A BAD IDEA.
411
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:16,875
QUACKERJACK...
LET'S GET RIDICULOUS!
412
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:21,166
YES! TIME TO TASTE
A LITTLE MISERY.
413
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:28,375
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
414
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,000
I THOUGHT YOU'D
BE MISERABLE.
415
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,625
HA HA! NOT US!
416
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,500
WE LOVE IT HERE!
417
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,083
OH, YEAH!
418
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,083
IT LETS ME TRULY
EXPRESS MYSELF.
419
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,583
SAY, QUACKERJACK,
420
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:44,833
DID YOU GET THE LICENSE
OF THAT TRUCK?
421
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,375
NO, BUT I GOT
THE TRUCK.
422
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,750
WAIT. I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO...
423
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,333
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
424
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,250
I CERTAINLY WON'T
ANSWER THAT.
425
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,458
I'LL GET IT!
426
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,250
NO...
HE GOT IT!
427
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,708
STOP IT!
428
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,333
YOU'RE STARVING ME!
429
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:13,750
NOT SO TASTY ON
THE RECEIVING END,
IS IT?
430
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:18,333
[BANANA BRAIN]
ISN'T THIS WHERE
WE SHOW HIM LOVE
431
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:22,291
AND HE VOWS
TO MEND HIS EVIL WAYS?
432
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,375
NAH.
NAH.
433
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,375
OH, GOODNESS!
OH, GOODNESS!
434
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,875
NO, NO, NO!
435
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,875
I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY ANYMORE!
436
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,875
EVERYBODY GO HOME!
437
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,875
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
438
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,291
WAS THERE EVER
A DOUBT?
439
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,458
WHAT DO WE DO
WITH THIS THING?
440
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,750
[GOSALYN] AND THAT WASTHE END OF PADDYWHACK!
441
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,750
YEP, YEP, YEP...
442
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,333
SEE, L.P., ALL
DARKWING CASES
443
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,291
HAVE
A HAPPY ENDING.
444
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:02,458
I'M JUST GLAD
THIS ONE'S OVER.
445
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,458
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
446
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,708
YESSSS...
447
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,125
YESSSSS!
448
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,375
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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