All language subtitles for Darkwing Duck (1991) - S01E52 - Time and Punishment (480p DVD x265 Ghost)_track4_[eng]

♪ Daring duck of mystery
Champion of right ♪

♪ Swoops out of the shadows
Darkwing owns the night ♪

♪ Somewhere some villain
schemes But his number's up ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck
When there's trouble
you call DW ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Let's get dangerous ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Cloud of smoke
and he appears ♪

♪ Master of surprise ♪

♪ Who's that cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise? ♪

♪ Nobody knows for sure
But bad guys are out of luck
'Cause here comes ♪

- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
- ♪ Look out! ♪

♪ When there's trouble
you call DW ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Let's get dangerous ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Better watch out,
you bad boys ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

[Darkwing]
But you know I work nights.

You should've been
in bed hours ago.

And walk out on The Viper
Zombies from Wormwood Creek
movie marathon?

Not in this universe.

Heck, I wouldn't miss the scene
where the chainsawing cannibals

beg for mercy
from the slimy mutant slugs.

Uh, gee, this popcorn
isn't half as tasty
as it was a second ago.

Well, you're just lucky
that it's been such
a quiet night.

- [zapping]
- Hang on!

- Gee.
- Wow.

Whoa.

[Darkwing] Megavolt must've
sucked half the city's power
to charge that thing.

[gasps] And he's not alone.
It's that lunatic toymaker,
Quakerjack.

Ah, no sweat. Come on troops,
let's cage those creeps.

Reality check. We're the crime
fighters, you are the obedient
daughter

who stays put
and out of trouble.

Uh, just exactly
what reality are we checking?

Aw, Dad, do we really
have to go through this again?

I'm serious, Gos.

If something happened to you,
I... I don't know what I'd do.

OK, I promise
I won't get involved.

[smooching]
That's my girl.

Come on, LP,
we've got cons to collar.

Right behind you, DW.

Course, I never promised
I wouldn't watch.

OK, Quacky, the Time Top's all
charged and ready to go bye bye.

Whee! Megs, do you realize
what this means?

All the wonders
of the future will be ours.

Basal fusion yo-yos.
Ion spinning jump ropes.

Particle beam fuzzy bears.

And cool electric cars,
micron solar cells,

Zillion watt lightbulbs
with lifetime guarantees.

[gasps]
But traveling through time

could put a hole
in the space-time continuum,

wreak havoc with history,

inalterably change the past,
present, and future forever!

Actually,
it sounds kind of fun.

They're getting away.
Where's Dad?

Ah, gee, DW, maybe next time
we could just use the door?

And ruin a great entrance?

[groaning] This oughta slow 'em
down until Dad gets here.

[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.

About time.

I am the batteries
that are not included.

I am Darkwing...

...Duck.

Oh, like we didn't
know that.

Let me out. I'll make him sizzle
like spit on a griddle.

Ooh, aren't we
sounding folksy.

Listen, Gomer, wouldn't frying
be more fun with a...

[giggles] ...a plasma powered
skillet from the future?

Well,
what are we waiting for?

The future awaits!

Ooh, hope this holds.

Approaching with stylish,
yet careful caution,

the midnight merryman maneuvers
towards the manglers of justice.

Come on, Dad,
speed it up.

Oh, no! Whoa!

[Darkwing] Now,
the Duck of Doom prepares to...

[Gosalyn] Dad, help me!

Gosalyn?

Oh, and I used
to stand in line

for rides like this.

Whoa!
Was that an earthquake?

Who cares?
This is the future.

And it's play time!

To the toy factory!

Get real, chuckles.
We're staying right here

so I can try out
these new fusion generators.

Well, I say
we put it to a vote.

All those in favor
of the toy factory, say "Aye."

Aye.

[high pitched voice] Aye.

- Nays?
- Nay.

Well, looks like
the ayes have it.

No fair.
He always sides with you.

Whoa. Check it out.

Gee, they sure cleaned things
up. Not very friendly looking,
though.

[screams] I tried to say I was
sorry, but he wouldn't listen.

Oh, you gotta help me.

[gasps] Oh, no!

It's too late.

Oh, sorry. We make it a point
never to get involved.

[gasps]

[Darkwing] I am the terror
that hunts in the night!

Dad?

I am the jackal
that gnaws at your bones!

I'm not finished.

I am Darkwarrior Duck!

Maybe a year in the pen
will teach you to use
a crosswalk...

...jaywalker.

He does that to jaywalkers?

And you thought your insurance
premiums were high now?

What would he do
to real criminals?

Let's not stick around
to find out, scout.

Back to the Time Top.

Maybe Dad's
just having a bad day.

A really bad day.

A stint in solitary ought
to teach him some respect
for traffic laws.

[stammers] But, what about
my right to a trial?

Are you saying a jury
wouldn't take my word?

Uh, no, sir.
Not at all, sir.

Subject with bad haircut
reported at corner of
Lankershim and Magnolia.

So, another
criminal coiffure

endangering the sensibilities
of decent citizens?

And I bet
he has dandruff, too.

Wait, Dad! It's me!

[groans]

[gasping] Oh, that duck's
even crazier than we are.

Extreme parking violation.

Darkwarrior civil code
requires impounding vehicle

and incarcerating
guilty parties.

He did it, he did it!
I was only a passenger.

- He was driving.
- Nonsense.

I couldn't possibly drive.

I don't have a license.

They're both guilty. But,
I was taken against my will.

- [all yelling]
- [Quakerjack] You blamed me.

[squabbling]

Boy, Dad needs a major
attitude adjustment,

he sounds more like
a bad guy than a good guy.

Huh? What?

- Where did everything go?
- [Launchpad humming]

- Launchpad!
- [clank]

[Launchpad moans]

- Gosalyn!
- Oh!

It sure is good to see
a friendly face.

Ooh, DW always said junk food
would stunt your growth,

but, I thought
you'd be a little taller.

Where you been
all these years?

I haven't been anywhere.

I got stuck on Quakerjack's Time
Top and ended up here in the
future.

Uh, this is the future?

Well, not for you it isn't.
But for me, it is.

Now, what's going on
around here?

The city looks like
it's just been washed and waxed.

Streets are deserted
and Dad's acting like
Nobrain the barbarian.

Boy, I slip away for a couple
of decades and the whole town
goes down the tubes.

And how come
you're not with Darkwing?

Uh, that's, uh,
Darkwarrior, kiddo.

And, well, it...
see, I'm, uh...

...I'm not
his sidekick anymore.

Well, how come?
What happened?

Well,
I guess you happened.

Or, um, didn't happen.

[Launchpad] DW thought you ran
away because he wouldn't let
you help him.

[rumbling]

I tried to get him interested
in his work again, but...

[sighs]
...it was no use.

Slice him and dice him.

He was all washed up.

But, one day, everything
turned around for him.

[girl screams]

Hiyah!

He rediscovered his purpose.
To protect St. Canard from
the forces of evil.

It was time
to get tough. Really tough.

[all growling]

Yep, yep, yep. [sighs]

Ah, the city loved him.
He scared every crook out
of St. Canard.

But, DW said the city
was still in danger.

[Darkwing]
Cease and desist, citizen.

Eat that and your
cholesterol level is shot.

You're inviting
a heart attack, pal.

Now, get home
and steam some veggies

before I really get mad.

[Launchpad] He wasn't
Darkwing Duck anymore.

He was Darkwarrior Duck.

He said
I was too soft on crime.

Because I thought
we should arrest crooks

before giving them
the electric chair.

Well, I'll straighten him out,
just as soon as I talk to him.

So, how do I talk to him?

Beats me. Nobody but nobody,
talks to Darkwarrior Duck.

Unless they break a law.

And I thought
this was gonna be hard.

- See? Worked like a charm.
- [alarm blares]

[moans]
That's what I was afraid of.

How dare they
deface my face.

[scoffs] There he goes,
over-reacting again.

- [beeping]
- I've got you,
my little sitting ducks.

Eat missile,
graffiti heads.

That'll teach those...

[gasps] G-G-Gosalyn?

[sputters]

[grunts] Gosh,
this sort of hurts.

[grunts]

[Darkwing] Gosalyn?

In the flesh.

- Now what the heck
is going on...
- My little angel is back!

You don't know
how much I've missed you.

How about a hug
for your little sidekick?

Oh, it's you.

What's the matter? Run out
of criminals to sympathize with?

Looks like a clear case
of the three "D's."

Defacement. Destruction.
And disorderly conduct.

Looks like it's the chair
for you, my ex-compadre.

- [stammers]
- Will you chill a sec?

- I was the one who did it.
- Nonsense.

You were an innocent subverted
by the wiles of a criminal
mastermind.

Dad, we're talking
about Launchpad here.

[stammers]
Oh, well, that's right.

[clears throat] Well, perhaps
I can be lenient this time.

Boys!

I'll just sentence him
to life at hard labor.

What!

- But, Dad...
- We have to get you
properly attired...

- ...sidekick.
- Oh.

[Darkwing] You always wanted
high explosives for your
birthday.

But I gave you dolls.

Now I know you have to be tough
to face down crime.

Unauthorized pedestrians
at corner of Miller and Barley.

Oh, boy! Curfew violators.

Why didn't you look
at your watch?

I was into overtime playing
whiffleball, I forgot about
the time.

Well,
we'd better hurry before...

[both scream]

Don't you know that all
law-abiding citizens are
in bed by now?

Yeah, we were just getting
a glass of water, that's all.

- Of course.
- She saw me.

8:00 bedtime? Bummer.

Sounds like Dad, though.

Well, I suppose I could
let you off easy this time.

If you promise
never to do it again.

- Oh, no, we'd never, ever.
- Never, I promise.

Ha! Trick question.

No one gets off easy
in St. Canard.

Take 'em away.

[Darkwing] Protecting St. Canard
is a tough job.

The old Darkwing Duck
couldn't hack it.

That's when Darkwarrior Duck
came to town.

So, how do you like
your uniform?

Um, I don't think
this is gonna work out.

Of course it will!

With you as my sidekick,
the criminal vermin of the city

won't dare
twitch a whisker!

We'll hunt them down,
smash their plans.

And tear 'em
limb from limb!

Um, you know, you're not getting
into the spirit of this, Gos.

Dad, I can't move.

OK, so it needs
a little tailoring, so sue me.

[grunting]

Dad, you're obsessing.

I mean, you were always a little
amped on crime fighting,

but now you don't talk
about anything else.

You haven't even asked me
why I haven't grown.

Well, I assumed
it was the junk food.

It was Quakerjack
and Megavolt's Time Top.

I accidentally hitched a ride
to the future.

Megavolt and Quakerjack?
Here?!

That's great!

Finally,
a challenge! [cackles]

I mean, sure it's important
to continue my fight against
tooth decay,

and people that tear the little
tags off pillows, they always
get me,

but,
real live supervillains.

Launch a full scale search
for Quakerjack and Mega...

Those suspects have all ready
been incarcerated, sir.

What?
You caught them already?

But I wanted to.

Shall we destroy
their vehicle, sir?

Yeah, fine,
sure, whatever.

No! That's their time machine.
This solves everything.

They can take me back
so it'll be like I never left.

Then you won't think I ran away
and won't go nuts.

Launchpad won't be in jail

and all of St. Canard will go
back the way it was. Let's go!

Come on, Dad.

Let me get this straight.

You want me to release
two known criminals.

Give them
an incredibly powerful vehicle

and let them trash history,
so that I, Darkwarrior Duck,

will never even exist?

[gulps, laughs nervously]
I guess.

[scoffs] I don't think so.

[Darkwing]
Just think of it.

A time machine, capable of
taking me anywhere in history.

I can lock up criminals
before they commit crimes.

Banks will be safe,
drugstores will go unrobbed.

And no one will get away with
not brushing after every meal.

But, wait.
Why stop there?

I'll go back to ancient
Babylon, where laws were
first written down.

Then, I can make sure
they get off to a good start.

For stealing an ox,
the penalty is... death.

Coveting wives, death.
Stealing grain, death.

Tracking mud
through the kitchen, death.

Being cranky in the morning...
hmm... death.

No, no, no. Even better,
I'll go back to the beginning.

When the first proto-duck

was just considering
taking his first breath of air.

Hold it right there, pal.

Not another inch until
we get a few rules straight.

I can't wait! Now,
let's figure out how
to get this baby cranking.

Pity the kid went bad.
We would've made a great team.

And I used to gripe
when he sent me to my room.

What'd all these people do
to get locked up?

Ah, the usual stuff. Traffic
violators, lawyers, plumbers,

rude supermarket clerks,
cartoon producers.

- [Gos] Who's that?
- [Launchpad] Mrs. Mildew.

She flunked DW
in penmanship.

Well, at least he has
some sense of justice left.

Still, that doesn't
excuse all this.

I say we bust outta here.

[all gasp]

What's the matter? Chicken?

[all clucking]

It's safer in here then out
there with Darkwarrior Duck.

Tell Mr. Electral-face that
I'm still not talking to him.

He's not speaking to you.

Oh, yeah? Well, tell him

I'm not the one who stopped the
Time Top in a "No Parking" zone.

The Time Top, right! That's
our ticket out of this mess.

OK, look,
we all have to work together.

We can use the Time Top to fix
things so this never happens.

Quackerjack, can't your toy
teeth chew through these bars?

Those nasty robots took all
my toys when they drained
Megavolt of his power.

Will these do?

Boy, i gotta remember to start
flossing when I get back.

Well, here goes.

[alarm rings]

- What's that?
- [all] Escape attempt, sir.

Well, send out
a squad of my robots.

I don't want to be bothered
while I'm restructuring history
in my own image.

[crash]

Bring on that
Darkwarrior Dunce now.

I'll charbroil him.

[Darkwing] Oh? Really?

- [zapping]
- Boy, can't that guy
take a joke?

[Gos] All right,
just hold it.

This isn't you. I think that
inside you're still Darkwing
Duck.

And you're still my dad.

[stammers] I'm not afraid
of your old gas gun!

Gas gun? I haven't used
a gas gun in years.

[gulps]

I should've recognized you
as a bad egg from the start.

You never cleaned your room,
helped with the dishes,
did well in school.

If that isn't a list of criminal
tendencies, I don't know what
is.

There's no reason why
I shouldn't blast you
into a smudge.

Oh, but I...
I just can't do it.

Hey,
no use taking chances.

I knew you couldn't
do it, Dad.

I'd get going
if I was you.

He may be smiling now,
but he won't be when
he wakes up.

Don't worry.
Once I get back to my own time,

none of this
will have ever happened.

Come on,
come on, come on.

Are you sure it's a good idea
to take them along?

After all,
they're hardened criminals.

Maybe they should
stay locked up here.

[begging]

If there's one thing
this has taught me,

it's that every person deserves
the benefit of a doubt.

Besides, I don't know
how to drive this thing.

[Darkwing]
I don't know where you went,

but, you'll be sorry
you came back!

Darkwarrior?

Oh, perfect. Gone five minutes
and my own daughter forgets
my name.

Just like she forgot
she was supposed to stay
in the Ratcatcher.

- Launchpad!
- Don't change the subject.

I have had it with you,
young lady. You are grounded
for a month!

No problem, Dad. That kind
of justice I can handle.

Now don't argue with me,
I...

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪