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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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You'll never catch me!
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[laughs]
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- [beeping]
- [Launchpad] Turn right,
we're gaining!
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That was amazing the way you
foiled Quackerjack's plan, DW.
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Never saw anyone
diffuse a bomb that way before.
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Fortunately, my body absorbed
the force of the explosion.
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Where'd you plant the tracking
device on Quackerjack, DW?
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[giggling] That pesky duck
will never find
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my secret hideout,
Mr. Banana Brain.
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- [beeping]
- Not unless someone
spills the beans.
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- Which way, Launchpad?
- Turn right.
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- [tires screeching]
- [both yelling]
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You stopped me from blowing up
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the yo-yo factory,
Darkwing Duck,
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but I'm not done yet. [laughs]
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The jig is up, you jaded
jugheaded jack-in-the-box.
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Is it my fault
no one will buy my toys?
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All anyone wants are yo-yos.
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[panting] If I can't destroy
all the yo-yos,
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I'll destroy just one.
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The first yo-yo. [laughs]
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- Hey, where'd he go?
- [beeping]
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That's funny, according to
this thing, he's still there.
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Uh, DW, why are we borrowing
the SHUSH time machine?
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Because, Launchpad,
that was no ordinary top.
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Quackerjack is still
in St. Canard,
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only 700 years in the past.
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We're going
back in time, Launchpad.
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Oh, boy! In time for what?
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In time to stop Quackerjack
from destroying the first yo-yo
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and altering
the course of toy history.
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Set time coordinates
for the year 1291.
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And don't mess up.
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What happened in 1291?
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According to this almanac,
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that's the year
the yo-yo was invented.
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By the king
of medieval Canardia.
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1291, Launchpad.
No freeway congestion,
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no skyscrapers
blocking out the sun,
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and no Darkwing Tower!
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- [coughing]
- [woman gasps] Gadzooks!
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What manner of strange fish
be these?
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- Binkie?
- Nay. Binketh be my name.
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She must be Binkie's ancestor.
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Ooh, what strange cloths
you wear.
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From whence do you hail?
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What would you say
if I told you
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I was from 700 years
in the future?
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I would say you must be
an evil warlock
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and should be burned
at the stake.
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[chuckles] We're from Sweden.
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Ooh, well, welcome
to Canardia, strangers.
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Alloweth me to assist you
in your travels hereth.
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[man] Make way for the King!
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Just the man I wanted to see.
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Ooh, but none may see the king.
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His new minister
will not allow it.
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He'll see me.
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I'm Darkwing Duck.
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I demand to see the king.
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[man] Halt!
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Herb Muddlefoot?
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'Tis King Herbeth to you.
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- Quackerjack!
- That's Sir Quackerjack.
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Sire, this man is a fraud,
a fiend and a known felon.
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Hold thy tongue. Sir Quackerjack
is my trusted new advisor.
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The sire and I are great pals.
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This guy cracks me up. No lie.
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You... you jackanape!
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[Quackerjack] Guards! Guards!
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That puny cracker box
is no match
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for my sophisticated knowledge
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of modern technology.
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Ooh, but if thou wouldst
allow me to helpeth.
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Step aside, little fair
maiden lady, I'll handle this.
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[grunts] I am
the mighty Darkwing Duck.
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And I pity the poor fool
who stands in my way.
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Whoa, boy!
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[grunting] Where brute force
fails, try agility.
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If thou wouldst but listen...
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I have calculated the precise
height of the castle wall
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and the exact arc
of the trajectory!
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[crash]
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Give or take a few feet.
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[grunting] Where brute force
and agility fail,
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try ingenuity.
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A present for the king!
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Brilliant. Now, all I have to do
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is wait for Launchpad
to climb out
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and open the castle door.
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- What door, DW?
- Doh!
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Oh, woo-hoo! Up here.
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How'd you get up there?
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I tried to telleth you.
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They never locketh
the back door.
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Let me place you
out of harm's way.
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Grave danger may await us.
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Darkwing Duck creeps
toward his destination
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with the grace and cunning
of the alley cat.
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- [man] Halt!
- Oh. [nervous chuckle]
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Do you have a phone I could use?
My car broke down.
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It's... crazy.
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[Launchpad yelling]
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[grunting]
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Oh, spies, sire!
Spies and infidels!
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Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Darkwing Ducketh.
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Magician extraordinaire,
here to offer my humble services
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to the king.
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So you are a sorcerer
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who consorts with
the powers of darkness.
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Great. I could use
a good sorcerer.
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Yeah, that's right, a sorcerer.
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I'm a sorcerer.
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I'm an inventor, myself.
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Wanna see my new invention, huh?
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I would be honored.
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Hot dog!
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You'll never get that yo-yo.
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How did you find me?
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I planted
a homing device in your pal.
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- [beeping]
- Traitor! Backstabber!
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How could you?
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[both grunting]
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[Darkwing] You'll
never get away...
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Glad to see
youse two getting along.
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You're gonna love
my new invention.
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I call it the yo-yo.
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[screaming]
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- What do you thinketh?
- Well, needs work.
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But I like it.
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Oh, well...
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...I guess it's not much
compared to your feats.
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Yes. Why don't you
put on a little show,
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mighty sorcerer.
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That'd be great.
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Oh, gee, I'd love to, but I left
my magic wand in my other suit.
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- I just happen to have a spare.
- Then we're all set.
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The show will commence
tonight at 7:00.
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I'll wow the king
with a few cheap tricks,
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and Quackerjack will be
on the street in no time.
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This better be good.
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It's showtime.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
what you are about to see
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has never before been seen
on stage, screen or...
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On with the show, dungeon bait.
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...television.
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Oh, look, sire, he's got someone
hidden behind the curtain.
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[stammers]
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Let's give a warm welcome
to my lovely assistant, Binketh.
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Yeah, and, oh, good.
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Thank you, great.
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Such loveliness
I have never seen.
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[giggles]
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Methinks I am smitten
by his handsomeness.
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Bravo, bravo!
Bravo, bravo!
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On with the show and stuff.
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Now, for my first trick, I will
pull a rabbit out of my hat.
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[mutters] It's
an elusive little critter!
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- Where could he be?
- [Launchpad] Here, bunny.
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[panting] Here, bunny.
Hey, come here.
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The sorcerer is a fraud.
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So, what's
a nice peasant like you
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doing in a palace
like this, hmm?
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[giggling] Well, I...
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OK, moving right along.
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For my next trick, I will
separate these metal rings.
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Lousy piece of junk!
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Oh, look, sire, he's a fake!
A fake, a fake!
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[King Herbeth]
So, uh, wanna be my date
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for the royal barbeque
tommoree, hmm?
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Well, if it pleaseth you, sire.
[giggling]
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[groaning]
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And now, a feat
never before attempted.
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This lovely maiden will vanish
before your very eyes.
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Here, here, bunny,
come here, here, bunny rabbit,
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[panting] Here you go.
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Abracadabra.
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Bravo, bravo!
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Hold your applause till the end.
And now, before your very eyes,
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she will reappear!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Where'd she go?
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Bring her back!
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Not... not to worry.
It's all just part of the magie.
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Woe is me.
She has vanished.
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He has destroyed
the beautiful maiden.
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He is a warlock.
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Pick a card, any card.
Go ahead, go ahead, come on.
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Guards, take him to the dungeon!
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Hey, DW, I think we're a hit.
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[chittering]
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Whoa. Rough crowd, huh, DW?
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Launchpad, let it go.
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Greetings, kids of all ages.
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What happened to your head?
Play with one of your own toys?
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The king's new exploding yo-yo.
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While he works on improving it,
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I'll be in charge
of your interrogation.
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With a little help
from my new playmates.
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Sir Cumference
and Sir Veillance,
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the finest minds in the realm.
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The frog doth fail to turn blue.
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Proof that he is a warlock.
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Oh, the other one, you fools.
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- [machine creaking]
- Confess you are a warlock.
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Never!
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Good. I wouldn't want the fun
to end too soon.
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Uh-oh.
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Hang in there, DW,
I think he's getting bored.
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- Confess!
- Never.
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Then face... [giggles]
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...the thumbscrew.
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Well, guess that correspondence
course I took in thumb wrestling
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finally paid off.
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[Quackerjack] OK, fun and games
are over, Darkwing.
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It's time to face...
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...Mr. Trivia Buff.
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You maniac!
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The longest recorded flight by a chicken
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is 302 feet, eight inches.
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[grunting]
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No!
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- Confess!
- Never.
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[laughs]
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The koala bear is not a bear at all, but a marsupial.
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The first written language
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was a system of pictographs created...
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I confess, I confess!
Darkwing Duck is a warlock!
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- Good enough.
- Thanks a lot, Launchpad.
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Sorry, DW, I couldn't watch you
suffer anymore.
252
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,468
Besides, what harm could it do?
253
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,571
In the judgment of this court,
254
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,540
Darkwing Duck,
confessed warlock,
255
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,943
will be beheaded at dawn.
256
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,980
[nervous chuckle] Oh.
257
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,190
[people chattering]
258
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,063
Easy on the suit, pal.
259
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,900
But I don't want him beheaded,
260
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,969
I just want lovely Binketh back.
261
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,771
We will have her back only
262
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,707
when we destroy
his black magic, Majesty.
263
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,946
Look at the bright side, DW.
264
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,014
And where would
that be, Launchpad?
265
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,317
Well, if you live
one more minute,
266
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,686
you can watch
the total eclipse of the sun.
267
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,321
That's great, isn't it?
268
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,824
Like a rare astronomical event
is gonna do me any...
269
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,092
Hey...
270
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,262
Thou has angered
the Great Darkwing.
271
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,298
If you do not release me,
272
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,334
I will block out
the sun forever.
273
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,336
- [crowd gasps]
- My ficus will dieth.
274
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,540
Alakazam!
275
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,041
Ah, he's a fake!
276
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,745
- [crowd groaning]
- [stammers] Hocus-pocus.
277
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,119
The eclipse is tomorrow.
278
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,755
Oops. Maybe you can stall them.
279
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,859
Yeah, come on.
We haven't got all dayeth.
280
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,461
Keep your shirt on.
I'm not done yet, huh?
281
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,099
Um, OK... open sesame!
282
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,903
Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga.
283
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,505
Okey-fanokey.
284
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,608
Uh, Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
285
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:49,046
I like Ike. And 64-40 or fight.
286
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,582
[stammering] Oh, perfect.
287
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,817
Blind. Now I'm going blind.
288
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,720
No, DW, it's the eclipse.
289
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,490
- [crowd gasps]
- Take it off!
290
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,059
- Release him!
- What?
291
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,828
You can't do that.
292
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,129
Release him at once!
293
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,802
[all] Phew.
294
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,006
[crowd claps] Yay.
295
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,209
Oh, he who
can bring back the sun
296
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,278
surely can
bring back Binketh.
297
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,282
I'll do anything to get her
back, anything, you name it.
298
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:28,819
OK, you're on.
299
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,089
Sire, maid Binketh
hath been foundeth!
300
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,859
It's a miracle and stuff!
301
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,594
Well, that was easy.
302
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,965
Maid Binketh is tied up in front
of the dreaded dragon's cave.
303
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,635
You did say anything.
304
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,943
[growling]
305
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:02,286
Prepare to meet thy doom!
306
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,990
Or maybe not.
307
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,394
Cowards.
308
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,301
Eat stainless steel, beast.
309
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,908
[chuckles]
310
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,613
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'll make you a deal.
311
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,882
This better be good.
312
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,151
OK, you let me slay you,
313
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,388
I rescue the maiden
and then I leave.
314
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,723
Bad deal.
315
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,625
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Even better.
316
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,594
We pretend I slay you.
317
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,964
I leave with the maiden and then
no one ever bothers you again.
318
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,567
Mmm, OK, it's a deal.
319
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:54,005
[stammers] OK, that's great.
320
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,807
OK, now let's make
this look good.
321
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,477
[clears throat] Prepare
to meet thy doom,
322
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,380
foul lizard of the netherworld.
323
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:11,522
- [gasps] Shall we
try that again?
- [laughs] Sorry.
324
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,857
I wasn't thinking.
325
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,695
[clears throat] Prepare
to meet thy doom.
326
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,865
[squeals]
327
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,066
[both gasp]
328
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:25,603
I am slain. Slain!
329
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,972
[groans] Cut down
in the prime of life.
330
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,908
Woe! Woe is me.
331
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,845
I am woe.
332
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,481
Woe is woe.
333
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,183
Overdoing it just
a skosh, aren't we?
334
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,557
Behold! I have slain the...
335
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,626
I am traveling through a tunnel.
336
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,395
Yes, a tunnel.
337
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,832
There's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
338
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,703
- And beyond that...
- Knock it off.
339
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:06,143
[sobs] I fear
the worst hath happened.
340
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:12,115
They'll be fine. Sire,
you gotta try some of this food.
341
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,951
My appetite's gone.
342
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,554
I've even lost interest
in my yo-yo.
343
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,692
Keep working on it.
344
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,829
- What if Binketh
shouldst perish?
- [door opens]
345
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,698
Then I shouldest perish
with thoughts of thee.
346
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:35,138
Binketh, will you marry me?
347
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,441
Of courseth, my lord.
348
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:41,111
Uh-uh. No way Darkwing
could've slain that dragon.
349
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:45,249
Darkwing Ducketh, dragon slayer!
350
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,387
Your Highness. Ouch.
351
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:54,925
Mighty warlock, thou didst
truly slay the dragon?
352
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,764
"Promise me, Martha, promise me
no matter what happens,
353
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,432
don't sell the farm.
354
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,201
Don't sell the farm!"
355
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,704
Perhaps "slayeth"
is too strong a word.
356
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,841
'Twas Quackerjack
didst kidnapeth me
357
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,442
during the magic act.
358
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,212
- Rat fink.
- Guards!
359
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,847
Seize him!
360
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,151
Uh-oh, gotta go.
left a roast in the oven.
361
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,188
Eat nutty putty.
362
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,826
Men, a sword.
363
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:33,130
Men, a tourniquet.
364
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,833
That empty shell of metal
will do you no good.
365
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,706
On second thought, I see
why it might come in handy.
366
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,080
Oh, look, it
is the Graf Zeppelin.
367
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:57,855
Ha! Eat reverse polarity
from my magnet gun.
368
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,196
Bombs away!
369
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,699
Batter up!
370
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,502
Whoa.
371
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,039
I believe this is yours.
372
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:21,345
One more step
and the king's dead meat.
373
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,280
Easy now, easy.
374
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:26,450
Just put the turkey down.
375
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,319
OK, here.
376
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,757
[King Herbeth yells]
377
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:36,193
Ooh! Whoa-ohhh!
378
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,230
Now, I'll reel this joker in.
379
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,001
[Quackerjack grunts, yells]
380
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,173
Now that's a yo-yo.
381
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,543
Now I get it.
382
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:57,614
[dragon gasping] Some day,
when the chips are down...
383
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,883
...and the breaks
384
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,486
are going against
the boys, coach...
385
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:07,992
[gasping] ...tell 'em
to win one...
386
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,261
...for the Gipper.
387
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,195
[groans]
388
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,515
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
389
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,920
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
390
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,424
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
391
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,594
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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