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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Ah, Darkwing,
dining in my favorite place
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with my favorite duck.
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- [wolf howls]
- It's all so romantic.
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Romantic. [chuckles]
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Right.
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Of course, any place
I'm with you
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is romantic in my book,
Morgana.
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Oh, Dark, how sweet.
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[bats] Aww.
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[retches]
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- I'm with you, Archie.
- [smooching]
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Get a life.
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Is something wrong,
Dark, darling?
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You've hardly touched your food.
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[grunts] Yeah, well,
I never really liked fast food.
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Besides, I just can't get
my mind off... diamonds.
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Diamonds?
As in "engagement ring"?
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No. As in "crime ring."
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Diamonds are disappearing
all across St. Canard.
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Oh, I see.
You're talking about a case.
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Well, I could help
you with that.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho. Hold it.
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The last time you helped me
you turned me into a rutabaga.
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Well, that was
just a teeny accident.
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[Darkwing] Oh, sorry, Morgana,
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but I just can't have you
getting in my way again.
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So I get in your way,
is that it?
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I... well, uh,
perhaps I should rephrase that.
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Ooh!
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OK, you're upset, right?
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That's not upset.
This is upset!
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Watch it!
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[shouting]
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Morg!
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Well, it's not the best date
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they've ever had.
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But it is fun to watch.
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Ah, a diamond engagement ring.
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Perfect
for the Negaduck collection.
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Well, Myrtle, will you marry me?
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[yelling]
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What's the matter, pal?
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Don't you believe
in love at first fright?
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I'd better check this out.
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Ah... Morgana Macawber.
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She used to be
a first-rate crook.
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Till she fell for that
second-rate crime fighter,
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Darkwing Duck.
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Ooh... this is just
the sort of immature behavior
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I'd expect from an ex-crook.
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[gasps] So that's
what this is all about.
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You don't trust me.
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No, no, no, no. Not at all.
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It's just that they say
people never really change.
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- What?!
- [stammers]
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I didn't say it, they said it.
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I mean, I'm saying it now.
I wish they were here.
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Darkwing, if you can't trust me,
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then you
can consider us through!
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[coughing] Oh, but, Morgana!
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We and... me and...
you and I... Oh, boy.
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Ah, her magic would
fit perfectly into my plan.
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Time to go a-courtin'.
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Wait a second, Morgana!
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Sweetie pie, I... oh, boy.
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Ouch. OK.
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I'll deal
with Darkwing Diplomat.
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Eek and Squeak,
you guys work on Morgana.
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[both screech]
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We'll have this romance
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patched up in no time.
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[Morgana] Absolutely not! Never!
Not in a million years!
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[both screeching]
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Forget it. I'd rather give up
my Hex-of-the-Month club
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than ever talk
to Darkwing again.
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[doorbell, pounding on door]
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[gasps] Oh, dear.
That might be him now.
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How do I look? Am I pale enough?
Are my cobwebs straight?
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- [doorbell, pounding on door]
- I got it.
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[grunting]
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[sneezes]
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Ho-hum. Now, who could this be?
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- Negaduck?!
- [bats screech]
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What are you doing here,
you... you villain?
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Oh, villain no more,
Morgana. [smooches]
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I have reformed.
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[scoffs] I find that
hard to believe.
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[sobs] Oh, woe is me.
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I expected this from the others,
but you...
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...you once were a criminal.
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If you don't trust me,
who will?
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[wailing]
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Um, well, that is, I, uh...
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- [sobbing]
- Oh, well,
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- of course I trust you.
- Oh, thank you! Thank you!
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[laughs] You don't know
how much this means to me.
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Morgana, I'm sorry. I...
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- Yi-yi.
- Darkwing.
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What's going on here?
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You won't believe it. Negaduck
has given up his evil ways.
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You're right.
I don't believe it.
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Oh, but it's true.
I've started my own company.
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Negasweets.
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I make Valentine candy.
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Like what?
Chocolate-covered grenades?
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OK, Morgana,
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what were you and the Casanova
of crime really up to?
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Why, Darkwing, don't tell me.
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You're jealous.
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Moi? Jealous of Negaduck?
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[chuckles] Oh, sure,
he's incredibly handsome,
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a snappy dresser,
fabulously wealthy,
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but I, on the other hand,
am... desperate!
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Oh, please, please, please!
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Don't toss me aside, Morgana.
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Please, give me
one more chance, I beg of you!
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Look, tomorrow's
Valentine's Day.
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I'll take you on
the greatest date of your life.
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[Negaduck] Sure.
You two go have your fun.
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I'll be just fine.
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So what
if unbearable temptations
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lure me back to a life of crime
and degradation. [sobbing]
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[snickers]
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[continues sobbing]
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Uh... I know. Why don't
all three of us go out?
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You wanna bring a criminal
on a date with us?
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Former criminal. Or do you
still think people never change?
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Who me? No, no, no.
No way.
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Then let's forgive and forget.
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Yeah. Let's let
bygones be bygones.
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From now on, we'll all be pals.
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[chatter]
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This carnival's nothing
but a bunch of creeps,
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mutants and misfits.
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[sighs] Just like
my last family reunion.
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So are you boys having fun?
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- No.
- Yes.
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Good. Now, let's see,
what should we do first?
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How about getting rid
of the competition?
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[whistling]
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[coughs] You
don't fool me, Negaduck.
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- En garde!
- Darkwing!
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You ought to be ashamed.
We're all friends now, remember?
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Yeah! Remember?
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Um, but he... and he...
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...with fire and ouch and...
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...burns and... Oh!
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Come on, guys,
Dad needs our help.
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Ah, here we are.
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The perfect
Valentine's Day ride.
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Negaduck, you are not taking
my date into the tunnel of love!
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Why, of course not, Dark.
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This is a ride for lovers.
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Now, you two, enjoy.
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Uh, thanks... I guess.
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You know, maybe I was wrong
about Negaduck.
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Maybe he really has reformed.
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Oh, Dark, darling,
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you see, you can trust people.
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Yeah, Dark, darling,
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you can even trust me.
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Trust me to obliterate you.
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[Morgana] Well, now that we're
all alone in the tunnel of love,
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how about a little kiss?
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[nervous laugh] A kiss?
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Sure, why not? I mean...
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[stammers]
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One kiss coming up.
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Happy Valentine's Day,
Darkwing Dunce.
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I'm ready... Darkwing?
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Well, for his sake, I hope
he went to get a breath mint.
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Hey, get me outta here, please!
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Oh, Morgana,
you just missed Darkwing.
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You've seen him?
Where did he go?
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Oh, dear. I promised
I wouldn't say anything.
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OK, you dragged it out of me.
He went off to foil some crime.
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Without me?
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He said he would've asked
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for your help, but, well...
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...once a crook always a crook.
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He said that?
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[people chattering]
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Ooh, why, that arrogant, dirty,
rotten, no-good, parasitic,
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untrusting, uncaring,
unmannered,
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scurrilous, little... Oh!
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It's gonna take a miracle to get
Morgana and Dad together now.
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[screeching]
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Hey, wait, whoa!
Eek, Squeak, slow down!
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Watch it! Careful!
No, no! Not so fast!
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Hey, I thought
you were taking me
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to Morgana's magic spell book.
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[grumbling]
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But there are no words
in this stupid book.
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Ow! Careful.
And watch who you call stupid.
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It's not polite, don't you know?
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Whoa, way cool! A talking book.
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I am the Quackronomicon,
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ancient forbidden tome
of the sorcerer's art.
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But, you can call me, Quacky.
Now, what'll it be?
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A curse, turn lead to gold,
you name it.
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Well, have you got
a love potion, Quacky?
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Ho-ho, I see. Boy problems, eh?
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Not for me, for my dad.
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Oh, yeah, right.
Well, first you're gonna need
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three newts' eyes,
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- a cup of pureed toad...
- [retches]
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...oh, yeah,
and 12 slug's knuckles.
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Slug's knuckles, keen gear!
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[sniffs]
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Boy, this stuff stinks.
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Must be the monkey drool.
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- [bats screech]
- Great. That'll be perfect.
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- Oops.
- [sniffs]
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[grumbles, retches]
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- [squeaking]
- [Archie] Hubba,
hubba, hubba, hubba!
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- [screeching]
- [smooching]
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[Quacky] Our little friend
will be all right now.
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[sighs]
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You see,
the more love potion you use,
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the longer it lasts,
don't ya know?
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- [door opens]
- Oh, company.
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[Morgana] Thanks for
the ride home, Negaduck.
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Say, Morgana, have you ever
thought about going back
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to a life of crime?
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Negaduck, please. I wanna
be alone. Now, good night.
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OK, so maybe it's not
going to be that easy
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getting Morgana to fall back
into a life of crime.
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At least not
until she falls for me.
251
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:38,449
Ah, my sweet, magical Morgana.
252
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,617
My bewitching witch.
253
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,119
My... hey!
254
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,288
Negaduck, what are you doing?
255
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,990
Can't you see
we are made for each other?
256
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,626
[grunts] Forget it.
257
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:52,129
The only duck I'm interested in
is Darkwing.
258
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,465
And I'm not so sure
about him anymore.
259
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,235
Aha! Care
to explain this, Morgana?
260
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,638
Mambo lessons, I suppose?
261
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,841
And why should I explain?
You're the one who disappeared.
262
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,212
- Remember?
- Yeah, but I can explain.
263
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,680
Uh-oh. I'd better
spray Morgana quick
264
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:13,250
before Dad explains himself
into even more trouble.
265
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,287
I don't know what you're up to,
Negaduck, but... [sniffs]
266
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,691
Phew. Time
to switch colognes, Negs.
267
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,793
[chuckles] Oops.
268
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,899
Negaduck, buddy.
269
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,069
Hey, how's my bestest pal?
Here, let me make you comfy.
270
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,139
There, that's better.
271
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:39,544
I know I said forgive and
forget, but this is Negaduck.
272
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,747
Ooh, don't be silly.
273
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:46,717
Me and Negarooney are bros,
compadres, chums.
274
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,754
I don't know what you're
trying to pull, Darkwing, but...
275
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,055
Oh, what's the matter,
Negsy, old pal?
276
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,191
Is there something else
I can do for you?
277
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,927
Yeah! Go jump off a cliff.
278
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,763
Yo, anything for you,
Negmeister.
279
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,103
[Darkwing] Geronimo!
280
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,708
- [splat]
- Ooh, bummer.
281
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:15,145
And to think, all this time,
all I had to do was ask.
282
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,415
Now, where were we? Oh, yeah.
283
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,854
Your beak is a golden temple
of rapturous bliss.
284
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:27,725
[panting]
285
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,927
Darkwing, you're all right.
286
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,963
[gasping] I picked these for you
287
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,266
at the bottom of the cliff,
Nega-buddy.
288
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:40,070
Phew. It's about time
that love potion wore off.
289
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:43,741
Don't worry, Morgana,
he won't spoil our romance.
290
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,577
I'll just have him
jump over another cliff.
291
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,612
[Darkwing] The only thing
I'm going to jump
292
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,314
is you, you repulsive Romeo.
293
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,716
[grunting, groaning]
294
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:55,620
Will someone please
tell me what's going on here?
295
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,055
[bats screeching]
296
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,925
A love potion?
Who's idiotic idea was that?
297
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,328
His.
298
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,738
Nice housewares
you've got, Morgana.
299
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,339
Real durable.
300
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,976
Now, give me a kiss
and stop playing so hard to get.
301
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,011
I'm not playing.
302
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,882
My, my.
If I didn't know better,
303
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,385
I'd say you were trying
to give me the cold shoulder.
304
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,687
Oh, I was!
305
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,891
[laughs] Nice shooting,
Annie Oakley.
306
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:39,062
With enemies like you,
who needs friends?
307
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,198
[maniacal laughter]
308
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,141
[Negaduck] Oh,
don't worry, Morgana,
309
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,209
you'll warm up to me.
310
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,978
[laughs] Warm up, I love it.
311
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,050
Quick, Eek, Squeak, follow him.
I'll defrost Dad.
312
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,823
[Darkwing screaming]
313
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,560
[tapping]
314
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,071
Ah, hello again, my love.
315
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,342
I've got
a little surprise for you.
316
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:33,950
Diamonds? So you're behind
all those diamond robberies!
317
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,820
Believe me, I feel terrible.
318
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,256
Stooping to such petty crimes.
319
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,625
but you just can't imagine
how expensive
320
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,261
a thermo-nuclear warhead
is these days.
321
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,731
And your story
about giving up crime
322
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,634
and starting a candy company
was all lies!
323
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,136
Not all lies.
324
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:56,040
Welcome to the National
Negasweet Candy factory.
325
00:17:56,142 --> 00:18:00,511
And international
diamond-smuggling headquarters.
326
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,350
[cackling]
327
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:10,221
Who'd ever check a box of
Valentine candy for stolen gems?
328
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,156
Of course, now you'll be able
329
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,958
to speed up my operation
a thousand times.
330
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,727
Just use your magic
331
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,163
to make these diamonds
as big as boulders.
332
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,933
Forget it, Negaduck.
I've given up crime.
333
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,536
[Negaduck] Ah, come on, Morgana.
334
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,905
Once a criminal
always a criminal.
335
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,774
- Hmm?
- Oh, how dare you?!
336
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,242
Give it up, I'm too quick.
337
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,580
Now, care for some chocolate?
338
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,819
Mmm, yum. I've always loved
women with good taste.
339
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,722
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
340
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,492
I am the lollipop
that sticks in your hair.
341
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,926
I am...
342
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,629
[Negaduck laughs]
343
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,365
Well, if it isn't
chocolate-dipped duck.
344
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,604
[Gosalyn] Negaduck!
345
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,806
Here I come, ready or not!
346
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,776
[yelling]
347
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,780
Oh, phew!
348
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,216
Oh, no. A love potion.
349
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,585
So nice of you to drop in.
350
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,157
Hey, what are you looking at?
351
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:25,696
Yeah. Once again,
saved by my buzz saw cuff links.
352
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,500
Dark, darling.
353
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,736
Yeah, yeah. Tell me how
heroic I am later.
354
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:36,673
Right now it's time to give
Negaduck his just desserts.
355
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:40,378
Ow! Gosalyn, did you forget
whose side you're on?
356
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,513
Eek and Squeak, will you stop?
357
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,949
[yelling]
358
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,116
[thudding]
359
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,485
That'll teach you to try to hurt
360
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,055
our best buddy Negaduck.
361
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,125
[panting] Did I miss something?
362
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,293
Oh, it must be the love potion.
363
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,330
Suck frosting, do-gooders.
364
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,500
[both grunting, sputtering]
365
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,869
If those two give
you any more trouble,
366
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,471
just let me know.
367
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,942
Uh-oh.
368
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,347
I hope you like my frosting.
It's my specialty.
369
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,716
Low-calorie, high-octane.
370
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,686
[all yelling]
371
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,890
Oh, the love potion. Thanks.
372
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:35,165
Mind if I borrow
your gas gun, Dark, darling?
373
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:38,602
My gas gun? My personal gas gun?
374
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,939
Oh, for once in
your life, trust me!
375
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,374
Uh-oh.
376
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,845
Phew, what's that smell?
377
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:52,083
Morgana... darling.
378
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:55,619
Negaduck,
my little honey wumpus.
379
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:59,590
Hey, I'm supposed to be
your little honey wumpus.
380
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,492
Give you a jawbreaker, sweetums?
381
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,696
Ahh, why, thank you.
382
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,765
One broken jaw, coming up.
383
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:23,347
Hmm, I guess that's what you'd
call a bittersweet ending.
384
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,789
See, guys? I told you
everything would work out.
385
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,926
Happy Valentine's Day,
my little honey wumpus.
386
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,529
[both] Ahh.
387
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,297
[retches]
388
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:43,066
May I order for you, Dark?
389
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:47,037
Um... [gulps] Are you sure
that's such a good idea?
390
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,508
Oh, what's the matter? Don't
you trust me to order dinner?
391
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:54,244
Well, it's just that you order
that crawly stuff and...
392
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,347
Ooh! Darkwing Duck!
393
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:59,116
This time you asked for it.
394
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,453
[Darkwing shouting]
395
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,588
But, Morgana...! That hurts!
396
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,124
Ow! Hoo-hoo!
397
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,992
Well, you know what they say.
398
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:12,062
You always hurt
the one you love.
399
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,581
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
400
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,852
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
401
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,357
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
402
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,594
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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