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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes but his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck 'cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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I gotta get out of here!
This is no place for plants.
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There's no light, my leaves
are drooping, no... Oh!
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Look at this!
I think I have leaf lice!
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Oh, come on!
You gotta let me out!
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I only rob banks for seed money.
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You think I was the only
vegetable that ever went bad.
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- [whirring]
- Hey, what's going on?
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- [whirring]
- [gasps]
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Launchpad!
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Would you mind paying a bit
more attention to your flying?
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I'd like to meet with the warden
while I'm still among the
living.
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Sorry, DW. Say, did you know
some police departments use
psychic powers
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to solve crimes?
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Just what kind of tripe
are you reading?
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The latest in the Incredibly Large and Weird Books for Your Coffee Table.
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Ugh! Launchpad, there is
no easy way to solve a crime.
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Just logic, deduction and a
thorough compiling of clues.
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Yep, yep. That's how I locked
Bushroot away in the first
place.
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Gee, I thought it was because
he tried hiding in the back
of a police car.
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Guh... just land the plane.
The warden's waiting for us.
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No tricks, Bushroot. This gun
is loaded with industrial
strength weed killer.
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One move
and you're compost.
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Well,
he hadn't moved in two weeks.
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- That's why we called you.
- Oh. Right.
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Stand back
while I collect my clues.
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OK, hair wilted.
Complexion: dry and brown.
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No pulse. Of course,
that's normal for a vegetable.
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Warden, the facts point
to one unarguable conclusion:
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Bushroot, scourge
of the plant kingdom, is dead.
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- Shouldn't we check his aura?
- What's he doing?
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Excuse my sidekick. His brain
seems to be having an out of
body experience.
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Nah,
that's in chapter ten.
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I'm trying to connect with the
powers of my subconscious mind.
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- Launchpad,
the facts don't lie.
- Whoa!
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[Darkwing]
Bushroot is dead.
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Absolutely, positively, without
a doubt dead, dead, dead!
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Except for this vine
growing out the window.
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- Huh?
- Your psychic sense is amazing!
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Bushroot isn't dead. He sprouted
right through the wall.
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Ahem. Yeah, well,
I was just about to deduce that.
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This psychic business
is fascinating.
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How are you
at finding lost socks?
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Well, that's quite
a fashion statement for you two.
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Who's your designer,
King Tut?
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We're boosting our psychic
senses with pyramid power.
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Yeah! If I can read my teacher's
mind, I'll never have to study
for tests.
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Really? Why don't you try
reading my mind?
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Um, gee, guess I better get
upstairs and start my homework.
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You see that?
The hat's working already.
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Launchpad, it was just luck
that you found that vine.
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You better get the door.
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And now you've got Gosalyn
believing in that nonsense.
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- [doorbell rings]
- I'll get the door.
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Hello, Honker.
What did you...?
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- Mr. Mallard,
you gotta help me.
- What? What?
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It's my family.
They've been acting really...
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...weird.
I hope it's not contagious.
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Honker,
"weird" is a relative term.
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And after all,
your relatives are Muddlefoots.
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- No offense.
- Dad! He's being serious.
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- What happened, Honk?
- They...
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- They all disappeared.
- One can only hope.
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Whoa! Looks like Binkie's
a little behind in the house
work.
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[Honker]
Well, Mom's been gardening.
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- [Darkwing] Inside the house?
- Wow!
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This much dirt
makes even my room seem clean.
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[chuckles]
Let's not go crazy.
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All right, spread out.
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The precision mind of Darkwing
Duck needs clues to feed on.
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I'll check for auras.
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[laughs] "I'll go check
for auras." Right.
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Whoa!
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Whoa! Some cabbage.
[laughs]
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This baby could keep me
in cole slaw for a month.
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My aunt Trudi sent it.
That's when Mom started
gardening.
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Ugh. I can't get near it.
It gives me hives.
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Herb hasn't been gone long.
The set's still warm.
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Hey, there's a tape
in the VCR.
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Moisten your mulch frequently.
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But be sure to take precautions against that pesky mildew.
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Gardening with Gerdie. Hmm.
Sounds a little intellectual
for Herb.
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Look! She's got some
of those weird cabbages.
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Ah! Stop the tape. Look
in the shrubbery behind her.
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[gasps] It's not some
of that pesky mildew, is it?
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No. But you're close.
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[all] Bushroot!
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Once again, the brilliant
Darkwing Duck solves the case
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- with logic,
analysis and deduction.
- How so?
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Isn't it obvious?
Bushroot escapes from prison,
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kidnaps the Muddlefoots
and forces them to grow
mutant cabbages.
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- Why?
- Why?
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Because he has to...
with the beak...
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I better get more clues.
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Aw, don't worry,
Honk man.
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With this dousing rod,
I'll find your folks in a jiffy.
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Oh, please.
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Just hold up the map for me
and here we go!
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Ignore Mr. Alacazam. The tape's
box will tell us where the show
was made.
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Which is where those cabbage
monstrosities must have come
from.
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Now that's deduction.
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You're right. This says the show
was taped in the town of...
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[both] ...Twin Beaks.
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[Gosalyn] Weird.
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[mooing]
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Well, there's Twin Beaks.
Guess it's time to put
on a blindfold.
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- [all scream]
- I don't want my subconscious
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- distracted by anything I see.
- Like those trees?
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- [all scream]
- [crashing]
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Major league impressive.
That was your smoothest
landing ever.
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Amazing! Maybe there
is something to that
subconscious brain of yours!
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[crashing]
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[Darkwing] Or maybe not.
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- [cow moos]
- [rooster crows]
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Well, we can't be too lost.
Sounds like there's a farm
near here.
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[scoffs] With Duck Skywalker
here using the power of the
farce,
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it's a wonder we managed
to land on the same planet.
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No more subconscious
hocus pocus, Launchpad.
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Launchpad? Launchpad!
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There he is.
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Launchpad! We have a case
to solve. Will you quit
wandering off?
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[mooing]
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The cows are not
what they seem.
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- Weird.
- Even for Launchpad.
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OK, Twin Beaks
is a quarter mile up the road.
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Take a left at the light
and stop at Trudi's Diner.
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She makes a great pie
and darn good coffee.
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Ooh, did the nice cow
tell you all that?
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[laughing] Don't be silly, DW.
This log gave me the directions.
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The cow just warned us
not to order the coffee.
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Yeah.
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Well, this is the place
the log recommends.
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Great. I'll bet all
the classiest timber eats here.
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[Launchpad] Well, it looks
popular with the salad crowd.
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I told you this
was the source of those things.
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I'm positive that Bushroot
is behind it all!
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- Oh, what?
- His plan to take over the...
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...scheme and the bad stuff.
Whatever!
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I just need a few more clues
to sort it out.
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The log thinks
Bushroot is innocent.
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Well, of course it does.
It's a plant!
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Sort of.
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Oh, great. Now he has me
debating with kindling.
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[woman] Well...
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May I help you?
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Why, Honker. What are you doing
here with these folks?
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Um, hello Aunt Trudi.
This is Darkwing Duck.
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- He's helping me
find my parents.
- [Trudi] Why, you silly.
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They're out back. They came up
to help with the harvest.
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Well, that's Binkie for you.
She must have just forgotten
him.
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Mom? Dad?
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Hiya, Honk. Sorry
about leaving you back home.
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Sure am glad
you could make it.
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[Binkie] Oh, yes!
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We really couldn't
have a harvest without you.
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[echoing laughter]
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[mooing]
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[Launchpad] I'm getting bad
vibrations about this town, DW.
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Something strange
is going on here.
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No, strange is learning your
wife is an Elvis impersonator
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from the Bermuda Triangle.
This place is downright bizarre.
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Oh, I don't think so
at all.
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It's just that this town feels
particularly close to their
plants.
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[slurps, spits, coughs]
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I can tell. This coffee
tastes like fertilizer.
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Ha! Maybe next time
you'll listen to the cows.
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[all] Cows! [screaming]
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Cows?
Why would cows scare them?
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[gasps] I've got it!
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Cows make milk. Milk goes bad.
The coffee is bad. Bushroot's
bad.
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You see? It all connects!
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Oh!
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But the log says
Bushroot is innocent.
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You expect me to take the word
of an obvious plant sympathizer?
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Well, logic and deduction
aren't working.
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[slurping]
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Besides, the log was right
about finding this place.
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Oh, yeah? Well, it was wrong
about the coffee.
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Even the stupid cows
got that right.
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There is no way
I'm wasting my valuable time
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following some log
into the woods.
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- [mooing]
- [Darkwing] OK.
I'm only going along
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so that you'll see
how stupid this all is
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and drop this
subconscious mumbo jumbo.
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Bushroot is behind it. And I'm
the one who's going to find...
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[crashing]
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- [coughs] See?
- [Launchpad] It is Bushroot.
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- He... He's dead!
- Again.
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Guess that blows your swell
theory about him, huh, Dad?
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Well, have fun.
I'm gonna check on Honker.
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What? Aren't you just a bit
curious as to why a mutant plant
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breaks out of prison
and ends up wrapped in plastic?
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How else
do you keep vegetables fresh?
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Right. LP,
I never thought I'd say this,
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but I have a few questions
to ask your log.
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[rustling]
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Ah!
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Oh! Where have you been,
anyway?
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[laughs] Helping my parents
with the harvest of these neat
cabbages.
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- See?
- [Honker] Gosalyn, run!
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- Honker?
- Too late, short stuff.
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Who are you calling short?
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Come on, Honk!
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Those are alien plant invaders
who want to replace everyone
on Earth.
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[panting] Gee, that plot doesn't
sound so cliché when it's
happening to you.
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Oh, no!
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But DW, what happened
to using logic and deduction?
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Logic, deduction? Ha!
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Mere crutches
for unenlightened minds.
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I am going to let my
subconscious mind solve
the mystery.
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Ooh! You mean just like
I landed the Thunderquack.
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Hardly.
This is entirely different. Oh!
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[bird chirping]
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00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,049
Whoa! I must be...
dreaming!
233
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:49,387
Yes. That is the perfect way
to watch the subconscious mind
work.
234
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:53,257
Well, I'll just sit back
and enjoy the show.
235
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,765
[screams]
236
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,106
[rumbling]
237
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,512
The cows
are not what they seem.
238
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,980
What cows?
239
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,087
[cackling]
240
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,127
Look what they did to me.
241
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,063
Who did what?
What did...? What?
242
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:48,445
[Bushroot] No! They'll
never take me alive! [laughing]
243
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,020
Talk about a nightmare!
244
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,796
You should have listened
to us, DW.
245
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,866
[screaming]
246
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,304
Wait!
247
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,577
[roaring]
248
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,051
[snoring, sputtering] Oh!
249
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,754
Oh, that was a big help.
It's all clear now.
250
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,690
About as clear
as a tax form.
251
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:37,895
"The cows are not what they
seem." What the heck is that
supposed to mean?
252
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,164
Why don't you ask her?
253
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,134
Greetings, Earth duck.
254
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,543
[sputtering]
I'll admit I'm awake.
255
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,481
- I've just gone crazy.
- Come on, Dad.
256
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,649
It's not
that complicated.
257
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,253
Cabbages from outer space
are duplicating everybody
in the world
258
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,123
so they can take over
the planet, and this cow,
who's really an alien,
259
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,527
has come here to recapture 'em.
Just deal with it.
260
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,931
I come from the planet Larson
on the far side of the galaxy.
261
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,368
We have been in telepathic
contact with some of the
simpler-brained life forms
262
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,070
of your planet.
263
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:24,442
Yep! She said I had more space
in my brain than anyone else.
[chuckles]
264
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:29,347
We used him to bring you here
while the plant creature spied
on the enemy.
265
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,117
- Plant creature?
- [humming]
266
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,091
Whoa! This guy's harder
to kill than crabgrass.
267
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,026
Bushroot is helping you?
268
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:46,998
Hey, I may be a mutant
plant-duck, sure. But I'm
an Earth mutant plant-duck.
269
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,334
As champions of Earth,
we are depending on you
270
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:54,271
to detain the enemy until
we arrive with reinforcements.
271
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,441
Arrive?
Aren't you already... here?
272
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:02,046
Get with the space age, Dad.
That was a holographic
transmission.
273
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,847
Of course. [giggles]
274
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,652
And I thought I was confused
when I didn't know what was
going on.
275
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,754
Come, come, come, come.
We mustn't be late.
276
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,257
No. They're already
shipping out the harvest.
277
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,759
How are we gonna
stall 'em, Dad?
278
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:20,832
Stall? Ha! I say we scare those
cabbage heads back to where they
came from.
279
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,168
Let's get dangerous.
280
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:29,807
Well, here you go. Want that
plain or extra fish meal?
281
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,608
It slices, it dices!
282
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:36,647
It can turn a bushel of cabbage
into gallons of crispy cole
slaw.
283
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,388
Seconds, anyone?
284
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,724
Well, seems like all
the little scutters are aboard.
285
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,294
Yes!
By this time tomorrow,
286
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:54,098
St. Canard will be the produce
center of the galaxy.
287
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,099
[panting] Say, neighbors.
288
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,569
You better get that crop
back to the barn.
289
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,573
There's a swarm of flying
cabbage beetles headed this way.
290
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,343
There's no such thing.
291
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,181
When you need plague and
pestilence, I'm your duck.
292
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,749
You seal up the buses,
I'll go check on Honk.
293
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,551
[clicking]
294
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,722
- How's it going, Honk.
Is it ready?
- Almost.
295
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,457
Pour in that cup
of vinegar.
296
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,628
So you little spuds thought
you could blow our cover.
297
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,564
Give it to 'em, Honk!
298
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,066
Honk? You gotta do it.
299
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,601
But... my mom!
300
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,037
[Gosalyn] Those things
aren't your parents!
301
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:37,374
Come on, kids.
It's time to leave!
302
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,080
[both] Ew!
303
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,785
Keen gear, Honk.
What is that stuff, weed killer?
304
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:52,389
[blows] Nope.
Salad dressing.
305
00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,064
We're not gonna let those aliens
give vegetables a bad name, are
we?
306
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,966
[all squeaking]
307
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:06,070
All right, then.
Corn stalks, lend me your ears!
308
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,311
All right, now listen.
Don't shoot until you see
the pollen in their petals.
309
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,746
- Fire!
- [machine gunfire]
310
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:23,487
Ha! No one's gonna call us
a bunch of pansies.
311
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,988
Oh. Sorry, guys.
312
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,225
These aliens may be big weeds
in the galactic garden,
313
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,762
but they're no match
for Darkwing Duck!
314
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,330
On the contrary.
315
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,433
- Perfect match.
- Take 'em, Honker.
316
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,135
Hey!
317
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,538
Never send a duck to do
a plant's job. Ready, boys?
318
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:46,076
Forget it, shrub!
Whiff weed killer, Earth plant.
319
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,612
[coughing]
320
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:54,851
No more fooling around.
Turn them to mulch!
321
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,669
[cheering]
322
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,839
[yawning]
323
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:20,510
Your parents will revive soon,
along with the rest of the
townspeople.
324
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,014
You know, we are very sorry
this happened.
325
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,984
A radiation leak on a farm
colony created these mutations.
326
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:31,922
Our food was never meant
to become intelligent.
327
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:36,226
Food? You eat them?
[stammering] That's barbaric!
328
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:40,097
You know, I don't often agree
with Twiggy here,
329
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,934
but after all this,
it does seem kind of gross.
330
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:48,706
Really? And when's the last time
you had a steak sandwich?
331
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,109
Actually, I'm more of a peanut
butter and jelly man, myself.
332
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:57,114
Fortunately, we were in time.
If even one of the cabbages
escaped,
333
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,116
it would
have been disastrous.
334
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:04,054
Being the world's only mutant
plant-duck is a lonely job.
335
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,489
But not anymore!
336
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:09,126
Come on, baby! There's a whole
planet out there to show ya!
337
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,128
[mooing]
338
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,245
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
339
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,851
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
340
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,388
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
341
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,726
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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