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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[on TV] Oh, Goosey, I'm home!
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[announcer] We'll be back after these brief...
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Feeling tired, headache-y? Then try...
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[woman screams]
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[news announcer] This just in.
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[woman] Today's contestants won...
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Ha ha! I've done it!
I've done it!
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
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They called me crazy!
They called me insane!
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They called me loony!
And, boy, were they right.
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But now,
my fellow luminaries,
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I present you with...
the Electrolyzer!
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- [applause]
- Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, lighten up.
'Course I'll show you
how it works.
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[electric fizzling]
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Oh...
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And now, in a feat
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never before attempted
by a mad genius...
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...I become a real live wire!
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Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
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I'm being swept away
by the current! Whoa!
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Whoo! That was kinda fun.
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Oh, boy, it's dark.
Can't see where I'm going.
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Ah! Hey, hey!
I better get out of here!
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Now where am I?
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A TV set? I've always wanted to break into television.
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Wait a minute.
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By adjusting my frequency,
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I can travel through the airwaves.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...here's Megavolt!
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Thank you, thank you. No applause, just send money.
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Better yet, I'll just help myself. [laughs]
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[on TV] And now, Chiller Diller Theater presents
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the terrifying movie.
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- It Came From
the Television Set!
- Ah!
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Hello, there!
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I'd like to place
an order to go.
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I'll take some fives,
a couple of tens
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and a large order
of twenties.
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Uh... Thank you
and... come again.
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And what you'll like
best about our all new
super-screen TV
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is the way
the picture practically
jumps out at you.
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- Well, you sold me!
- [yells]
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[laughs]
It's a crime what they
put on TV these days.
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[straining]
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Here, Drakerooni.
Let me get the door for you.
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Thank, Herb. I... Hey!
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You're supposed to be
holding the other side.
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Oh! Just what's
in this box, anyway?
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[laughs]
Wait till you see it.
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It's the all-new,
state of the art
Turbo Technic...
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- Remote control?
- Not just any
remote control.
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A Turbo Technic
remote control.
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Ah! I'll never need
to get up from the couch
again with this sucker.
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It'll operate my stereo...
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[loud music blares]
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...pop my popcorn up
something fierce...
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[yelps]
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...and it'll even
clean up after me.
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Yow!
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Hey, get back!
Down, boy!
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- Ouch!
- Pretty nifty,
eh, Drakester?
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[grunting]
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[sighs] Yeah. Nifty.
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Yep! It takes all the work
out of watching TV.
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Right, that's just
wonderful. Well, I...
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Sorry I can't stay, but...
Hey! That's Megavolt!
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Yes, Alex. I'll take electrical connections for 500.
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How'd he get on TV?
I can't even get
a guest shot on talk radio.
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Let's see what else is on.
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Supervillains and the women who love them.
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That's the focus on today's Opal Windbag show.
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Megavolt again?
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Today, we'll be making turkey the Megavolt way.
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Some prefer to bake. I prefer to microwave.
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Bon appétit!
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Gimme that!
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[Drake stammering]
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I don't believe this.
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[Megavolt] Do not change the channel.
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'Cause I'm on all of them!
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Yah!
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Whoa! A Turbo Technic
remote! I'll take it!
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We'll be right back... whenever I feel like it!
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[whimpers] He...
He stole my Turbo Technic!
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[sobbing]
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Don't worry. I'll get
that low-wattage worm.
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- You?
- Well, I meant
I'd find someone
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to get that
low-wattage worm. Yeah.
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It shouldn't be too hard
to track Megavolt's
transmission,
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especially since
he's on every channel.
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Come on, folks. Let's keep those phone lines ringing.
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Remember, it's your pledge money that keeps me on the air.
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And out of your homes. [laughs]
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[beeping]
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A-ha!
The transmission source.
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Yah! I think I'd better
adjust my reception.
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[sighs] Much better.
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[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the low rating
that cancels your program.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Yeah, well, duck this!
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Ha! This time,
I'm prepared for your
high-voltage villainy.
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A plunger? [laughs]
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What are you gonna do,
unclog my sink?
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No, just remove
a hair ball.
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Eat wattage, Darkwing!
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[moaning] I think
it's time to return
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to my regularly
scheduled program.
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Uh-uh. Don't touch
that dial. [straining]
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[both] Whoa!
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Oh, well. I may not have
my Turbo Technic
remote control anymore,
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but I can still
change channels without
getting up off the couch.
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[on TV] And now, back to The Old
and the Worthless.
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Oh, darling. We must stop meeting like this.
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What if Rob finds out? He'll tell Jim.
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- And Jim will tell John and... - Enough, already!
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- A-ha! - Uh-oh!
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Come back here, you melodramatic mischief maker!
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And now, it's time to meet our friend, Mr. Electron.
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Oh!
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- You're not Mr. Electron. - You're right.
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- I'm Mr. Electroshock! - [yelling]
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Ooh, a conchilian transmutonic atom splitter.
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Just like the one I had when I was a kid.
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[electric fizzling]
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With this I can trap Darkwing Dork
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in a fearsome feedback loop!
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He'll be sucking static from here to eternity! [laughs]
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Sorry to preempt your pathetic little program.
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Um... is it supposed to do that?
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- No! - I didn't think so.
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[rattling]
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[grunting]
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[coughs]
Now what TV show are we in?
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- TV show?
- [footsteps approaching]
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Yah!
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Yipe! Monsters!
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- Yah!
- [all clamoring]
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I'm in a land of hideous,
beakless mutants! Yah!
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[people shouting]
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[woman] Oh, I hate
these weekend sales.
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[gasps] I guess I showed them
a thing or two.
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[boy] Wow, check it out!
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Is that the biggest duck
you've ever seen or what?
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Do you think it's real?
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Well,
of course I'm real.
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- Hey, it's Darkwing Duck!
- Whoa!
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- You... You know me?
- Everyone knows you.
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- The terror that flaps.
- Let's get dangerous!
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Suck gas, evildoers.
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Darkwing Duck is everybody's
favorite superhero!
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- Yeah. Can I have
your autograph?
- Oh, can we, please?
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- [all clamoring]
- Autographs?
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Well, sure. Of course.
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Say, what's the deal
with Launchpad? Does
he ever change clothes,
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or do all his clothes
just look the same?
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- Well, I never...
- Say, where's Gosalyn?
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- Gosalyn? Oh, well, she's...
- Hey, um, Darkwing,
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when you're Drake Mallard,
what kind of job do you have?
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- Yeah, how do you
pay your bills?
- Hey!
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- How do you know
my secret identity?
- That's easy. We watch.
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Oh, boy, it's starting.
Come on!
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[grunts] Will someone
please tell me
what is going...?
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[music on TV]
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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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Hey! That's me!
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♪ Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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I'm on television!
I'm... I'm...
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - I'm a cartoon?
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Oh, well.
That's not so bad.
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
- Hm?
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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Except they draw
my beak all wrong.
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No duck
has a bill that big.
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[announcer] Darkwing Duck
will be back...
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- [all groan]
- ...messages.
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - Hey, I know!
Let's hit the toy store!
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- Yeah!
- Come on! Great idea!
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- The plot thickens.
- [children shouting]
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Fear not, citizen!
Darkwing Duck
will save you.
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I'm a toy? I'm a T-shirt?
I'm a board game?
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Finally, I get the respect
I so aptly deserve.
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Ha! In St. Canard,
they think I'm just a nut
in a mask and cape.
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But here, here I'm media.
I'm merchandising.
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I'm fashion!
And I'm... I'm...
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I'm not getting
a penny of this.
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Someone is making
a fortune off me!
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Say, pally, who makes
these Darkwing Duck cartoons?
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Gee, Darkwing,
everyone knows
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that Thaddeus
Rockwell makes them.
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Well, methinks it's time
to pay a visit to Mr. Rock...
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- [girl] The show's back on!
- [all shouting]
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Well, you really
can't blame them. Oh...
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[Darkwing] After all,
it is my show they're
rushing to see.
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[mumbling]
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Look at all these people
making money off me.
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And they can't even
draw my beak right.
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That beak's big enough
to land fighter planes on.
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I'm here to see Rockwell.
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[sighs]
You need an appointment.
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I don't need an appointment.
I'm Darkwing Duck!
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Oof! I should have
expected this
from a cartoon studio.
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Have a nice trip.
And do write, won't you?
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[man] OK, Crosby.
Here's the story.
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Darkwing goes to an island
inhabited by gorillas, and...
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And what,
Mr. Rockwell, sir?
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And, you're the writer.
You think of something.
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I've got more
important things to do.
Like work on my putting.
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Crosby? Places.
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Yes, sir.
Mr. Rockwell, sir.
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I love this business.
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[Darkwing clapping]
Nice shot.
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What are you?
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the auditor who wants
to look at your books.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
And I want my share
of the profits.
242
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,930
Now wait a minute.
Any profit belongs to me.
243
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,833
- I created you.
- Oh?
244
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:59,570
That's certainly gonna
surprise the heck
out of Mom and Dad.
245
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:05,509
Well, I guess I'll just
take my life story to
another cartoon studio.
246
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,117
Mi amigo! Compadre!
247
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,187
Snookie-poo! Partner!
248
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:20,591
[straining] Yuck.
So how did you create me?
249
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,395
Well, it all started
a long time ago.
250
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,831
I was a struggling writer.
251
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:32,537
But after a few minor setbacks...
252
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:40,111
...I sent away for this alpha wave feedback kit,
253
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,713
guaranteed to make you more creative.
254
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,683
At least that's what it said on the cereal box top.
255
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,786
- But something went wrong. - Yow!
256
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,258
[Darkwing] I am the terror that flaps in the night.
257
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,293
I am the winged scourge...
258
00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:00,664
[Rockwell] And the rest
is cartoon history.
259
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:04,068
Mr. Rockwell must have tuned in
to your world like a radio.
260
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:08,806
[Darkwing] All you did
was dictate my adventures
and take the credit.
261
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,743
Well, then.
If you'll just pay me
for my life story
262
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:16,080
and tell me
how to get back home,
I'll be on my way.
263
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,249
Sorry, pal. I don't know
how you got here,
264
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,284
and I don't know
how you get back.
265
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,420
What's that
supposed to mean?
266
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,489
Um, I think Mr. Rockwell
means you're stuck here.
267
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,060
- Forever.
- Oh. Oh, I see, forever.
268
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:33,330
Oh, well, that's not
such a long time...
[yells] Forever?!
269
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,332
[grunts]
270
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,276
Hey, don't look so glum,
chum. This is the start
of something big.
271
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,012
Is that
"through the roof" big
or just "big" big?
272
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,949
I can see it now.
A Darkwing Duck
multi-city tour.
273
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,785
Record albums.
Talk show appearances.
274
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:59,590
The Darkwing Duck show
will be number one forever!
275
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,293
So buck up, Dark.
The human world's not so bad.
276
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,229
We'll get you a house
in the country
with a nice pond
277
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,699
- you can splash around in.
- Ooh, a duck pond. Nice touch.
278
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,668
Why don't I just
live in the park?
279
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,003
Well, that would
cut down on overhead.
280
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:16,073
What about me, mister?
Without supervillains
to defeat,
281
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,844
or a city to protect,
I'm... I'm... I'm...
282
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,013
...normal.
283
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,448
[secretary]
Excuse me, Mr. Rockwell.
284
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:29,320
The police wondered if
you were staging another one
of your publicity stunts.
285
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,823
[on TV] And so the city remains under siege
286
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,525
by someone dressed as the villainous Megavolt
287
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:39,163
from that extremely popular cartoon series,
Darkwing Duck.
288
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,803
Police are helpless against this terrifying menace.
289
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:51,141
Alas, there seems to be no one to save our city from destruction.
290
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,513
Oh, yes, there is.
291
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,083
Gentlemen,
let's get dangerous.
292
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,653
Eat sparks,
you weird-nosed freaks!
293
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,922
[Darkwing]
Put a damper on it.
294
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,860
I'm here to pull your plug,
you power-pilfering parasite.
295
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,796
Darkwing Duck!
Oh, thank Edison it's you.
296
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,999
- This is a trick, right?
- Just get me out of here!
297
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:19,403
I promise
I'll never zap again.
Take me home!
298
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,672
Please, please, please.
299
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,642
[grunts]
Get a hold of yourself.
300
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,711
You don't want
to ruin your reputation
as a villain, do you?
301
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,713
Or mine as a crimefighter.
302
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,149
Say, did you know I have
my own TV show here?
303
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,919
- You're in it too.
- I know. They draw
my nose wrong.
304
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,189
There must be a way
to get home from here.
305
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,525
Isn't there a yellow brick road
or something to follow?
306
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,027
[sobs] It's no use.
307
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:48,298
[sobs] I tried using
this antenna to return
to St. Canard...
308
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,101
[blows nose]
309
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,438
...but I have no way
of finding the right
frequency.
310
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:58,141
[sighs] It looks like we'll
never get back to St. Canard.
311
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,911
[Rockwell]
Au contraire, mon frere.
312
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:05,583
You want St. Canard,
I'll give you St. Canard.
313
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,985
Seven days a week
with matinees on weekends.
314
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,363
"Ah! St. Canard.
315
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,898
Only I can..." Yeah.
316
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,536
Ah! St. Canard.
Only I can...
317
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,972
I'm never going to get
this right. Who writes
for this show, anyway?
318
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,843
They're going out of their way
to make me look stupid. D'oh!
319
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,215
And what are these wires for?
I don't have flying powers.
320
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,685
This is a live show.
We have to give
the fans more oomph.
321
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,221
I'd like to give you
some more oomph.
322
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:48,025
I hate this.
Why can't I use my own
lightning bolts?
323
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,596
I'll light up Broadway
all by myself!
324
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,531
[coughing]
325
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,667
Sorry, Megs,
fire regulations.
326
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,037
All right, people.
It's showtime!
327
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,506
[crowd murmuring]
328
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,378
Ah, St. Canard.
329
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,983
- And only I can...
- [crowd cheering]
330
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,852
Oh. Ahem.
331
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,821
Ah, St. Canard!
332
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,490
And only I can
protect it from harm.
333
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,894
And only I can bring
its total destruction.
334
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,129
- Louder!
- And only I can bring
335
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,699
its total destruction!
336
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,135
[blows raspberry]
337
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,937
Ouch!
338
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,374
[shouting]
339
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,049
[crowd laughing]
340
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,487
Will that be
paper or plastic?
341
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,825
- [cheering]
- Do you hear that, Crosby?
342
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:58,863
They love it!
This is better
than the stupid series.
343
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,298
It uses the same story
every night.
344
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,634
I don't have to wear
that silly helmet.
345
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:07,504
[Darkwing]
The helmet. Of course!
346
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,044
Since this helmet
is tuned to our dimension,
347
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,881
we can use its frequency
to get us back to St. Canard!
348
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,182
[Rockwell] Hey, careful!
349
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,584
If you destroy the helmet,
350
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,687
I won't be able to make
any new episodes.
351
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:27,024
- You could try
being original.
- Original?
352
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:31,729
You mean actually
think up ideas?
What are you, a lunatic?
353
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,567
- There, that should do it.
- Ooh, I can't wait to get back
354
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,337
to robbing banks and
terrorizing the populace.
355
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,440
Ooh, and I can't wait
to get back to
stopping you as always.
356
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,910
Stop me?
Oh, that's so like you.
357
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,012
'Course, you can't stop me
358
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,882
- if you're not there!
- Whoa!
359
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,754
This is what's known
as a "double-cross." [laughs]
360
00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,624
You can't leave yet, Sparky.
You didn't say goodbye.
361
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,861
[stuttering]
362
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,900
My helmet!
363
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,969
My precious helmet!
It's ruined!
364
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,940
I'm ruined!
[sobbing] Ruined!
365
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,642
[Australian accent] All right.
366
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,946
We'll finish this case in two shakes of a dingo's tail.
367
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:25,783
[high-pitched] You said it. Rescue Rangers away!
368
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:30,421
Rescue Rangers?
Now there's
a cartoon show.
369
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,591
Mmm. Boy, howdy.
370
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,193
Sitting this close
to the TV
371
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,629
really makes you feel
like part of the action.
372
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:48,572
All right, Megavolt,
it's time to cancel your
channel-changing crime spree.
373
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:52,242
Not while I still have
my Electrolyzer!
374
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:55,379
- [cackles]
- Gotcha!
375
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,251
Wait. This isn't mine.
Help me. Help me.
376
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:04,488
Now, off
to police headquarters.
377
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,924
And then, I gotta
get to a toy company.
378
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,745
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
379
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,349
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
380
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,820
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
381
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,491
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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