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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[pinball bells ringing]
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[crashing]
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The ever-vigilant
vanguard of virtue
vehemently surveys his venue
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for vice and villainy.
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Some vices require
particularly close attention.
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- [rumbling]
- What the...?
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There's only one force
in the universe capable
of causing such mischief,
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such mayhem,
such... migraines.
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- Comet Guy.
- [sings a note]
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Darkwing? Darkwing Duck?
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Yoo-hoo! Come out, come out wherever you are.
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I gotta get over there
before he ruins my city
and my reputation.
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[screams]
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- Oopsie.
- [Darkwing] Psst!
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[whispers] Comet Guy,
over here.
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[sings a note]
There you are!
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Always a pleasure
to see you, Comet Guy.
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Just passing through?
Or will I be forced
to maim you?
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[sirens approaching]
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Come on, Comet Guy,
let's beat it out of here.
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All right, Comet Guy,
what are you doing here?
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Yikes!
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Planet Mertz is in trouble.
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You must come at once.
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What?
I can't go to Mertz.
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I'm much too busy
thwarting crime right here.
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But my entire planet
is depending on you.
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- Darkwing?
- Hmm.
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- An entire planet, huh?
- [screeches]
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Huh. Think
what that would do
for my resume.
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What's one city compared
to a whole planet?
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A planet that needs me,
me, me,
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Darkwing Duck!
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[sings a note]
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No time to waste.
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[Darkwing grunting]
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[Darkwing chuckles]
I don't suppose
there's a rest stop?
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[Comet Guy]
You should have thought
of that before we left home.
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Another perfect landing.
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[sighs] You and Launchpad
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must've gone to the
same flight school.
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♪ Home again home again jiggety-jug ♪
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Welcome to Planet Mertz.
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It's a parade
in your honor, Darkwing.
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[crowd chants]
Hurray, Darkwing Duck!
Hurray, Darkwing Duck!
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- [crowd cheers]
- Um, by the way, Comet Guy,
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just what am I
doing here, anyway?
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The most important person
on Planet Mertz is missing.
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Yep, yep, yep.
Well, enough said, amigo.
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Oh, great.
This isn't ticker tape,
it's adhesive tape.
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Adhesive tape
is much easier to pick up.
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No sweeping.
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[grumbles] I knew I should've
packed my Teflon suit.
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As Official Guy
of Planet Mertz,
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I welcome you.
Please accept
the key to our city.
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This...
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...is the happiest...
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...day of my life.
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[muttering, indistinct]
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- I'll save him!
- No, I'll...
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- I believe I shall save him.
- [all arguing]
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Whoo, ahh!
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[crowd shouting]
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Crimeny, Comet Guy.
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I thought you were
the only superhero on Mertz.
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Did I neglect to mention
that everyone on Mertz
is a superhero?
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So, if you're all superheroes,
then why wear disguises?
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[scoffs] All superheroes
wear disguises.
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[both] Everyone knows that.
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OK, fine. Time is money,
fast is funny.
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Who's missing,
brilliant scientist,
permanent politician, perhaps?
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Well, not exactly.
It's Ordinary Guy.
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The only person on our planet
without superpowers.
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We simply live
to rescue him from peril.
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After all, superheroes
require someone to save.
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- We've looked
for him everywhere.
- Yep, yep, yep.
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All their superpowers
combined and they still
can't find one ordinary guy.
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- [chuckles] So they call me.
- Oh, you're not
here to find him.
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- [both] You are him.
- You're here to replace him.
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What?! I can't be
an ordinary guy.
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I'm Darkwing Duck.
You know,
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"Terror that flaps
in the night." Superhero,
Earth, stuff like that.
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You're a superhero?
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Comet Guy reported
that you have
no superhero qualities.
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That's ridiculous.
I have scads of
superhero qualities.
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Feast your eyes
on this baby.
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Oh, what's this?
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Watch it! That's not a toy!
It's a highly sophisticated...
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...gas gun.
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[coughing]
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[clears throat]
Got a little tickle
in my throat.
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Gee, how does
tickling-the-throat gas
defeat the enemy?
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Never mind that.
What about my ultra-secret
sonic pitch device, hmm?
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A sonic pitch device?
What's that supposed to do?
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[tone growing higher-pitched]
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Oh.
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I've got thousands
of crime fighting devices
cleverly hidden on my person.
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Your gadgets
are all very amusing,
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but what natural talents
do you possess?
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Well, aside from
my dashing good looks,
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there's my
devastatingly effective
patented web kick.
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[shouting]
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Ouch. You know,
I'd demonstrate it for you
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but...
darn this painful bunion.
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Is it something like this?
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Uh, yeah,
it's sorta, kinda... yeah.
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Maybe you have super strength.
Can you do this?
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Oh, yeah. Just caught me
on a bad day.
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What with this, ooh,
paper cut, ooh.
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Uh, what about this?
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Can you do anything
like this?
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[laughs] Uh, no.
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♪ But I can do a mean soft shoe Da-da-da-da ♪
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See, he doesn't have
any superpowers.
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You don't need superpowers
to be a superhero.
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I'm no Ordinary Guy,
so find someone else.
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[all sobbing]
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Pretty please.
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OK, OK, OK!
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[sighs] I'll stay
and be Ordinary Guy.
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- Just cut out
the caterwauling.
- Mean it?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But only for a few days,
you got it?
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[all cheering]
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[Official Guy] I now
pronounce you Ordinary Guy.
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What,
no pocket protector?
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[chanting] We got
a brand new Ordinary Guy.
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[cackling]
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[Darkwing]
Ah, this won't be so bad.
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Little rest, relaxation.
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- What the...?
- Pay no attention to me.
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Wouldn't want you
to get sunburned.
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Huh? Oh! Right, I got it.
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I'll... I'll just lie here
like an ordinary guy
and you'll protect me.
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We're here to shield you...
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From the angry sun's
hostile rays.
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Listen, that's great,
but I'm perfectly...
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[sputters] ...safe.
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♪ Out for a walk on a beautiful day ♪
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[whistling]
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Ordinary Guy, look out!
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[muffled]
I don't need your help.
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Hark!
Did someone say "help?"
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[gasps] Look! Ordinary Guy
is about to cross the street.
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That really wasn't necessary.
I'm perfectly safe...
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- [cries out]
- [crashing]
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I have had it
with being Ordinary Guy.
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I'm gonna have to find
the original sap.
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But first, I'm gonna have
to distract these guys
with a decoy.
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This dummy
ought to keep 'em busy.
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[high-pitched voice] Help!
I'm perched precariously
on the edge of a precipice.
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And I think I may fall.
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You guys wait here.
I'll fly up and save him.
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[stammers]
Better not come up here.
It could scare me,
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causing me to plummet
to an untimely death.
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- [all gasp]
- Oh, no.
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Untimely, I like that one.
[giggles]
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Like taking candy
from a baby.
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[screaming]
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Hey, what am I worried about?
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I'll be saved.
This place is crawling
with superheroes.
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Don't try
anything foolish, son.
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Where the heck
are those guys?
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What, the dummies have
something better to do?
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Dummy...
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[menacing voice]
That's just a taste of
what you've got coming.
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[cackling]
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[Comet Guy] There you are.
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[Darkwing] Once again,
your timing is impeccable.
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We've been waiting to rescue you
on the other side, Ordinary Guy.
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Quit calling me
"Ordinary Guy."
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You guys really need
something more important
to do, you know?
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Like vanquishing
a villain or something?
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I've got it. What you need
is a villain to vanquish!
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Superheroes
should have supervillains.
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But where we going
to find a villain?
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Mertz is a planet
of truth and justice.
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Now, if you wanna learn
to be a villain, you gotta
think like a villain.
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- Got that?
- Uh, I don't know.
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A hero becoming a villain?
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00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,918
Are you sure this is
for the good of my planet.
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00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,220
Sure I'm sure.
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00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,455
Now, take this guy,
Quackerjack,
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he's what we refer to
as a "real sicko."
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00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,395
A sicko. Now,
write that down. Go on.
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Next, a master of villainy.
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Whoops. That's me
at the Christmas party.
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[clears throat] I was saying.
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A master of villainy,
Megavolt.
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Zoinks!
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[clears throat]
Maybe we'd better move on.
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[Comet Guy] Uh,
was I better that time?
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00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,121
No, no.
You call that
a maniacal laugh?
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Now once more,
with feeling!
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[goofy laugh]
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Give me strength.
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[cackling]
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By Jove,
I think he's got it.
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[Darkwing] Nice choice
of location. Ought to be
perfect for our next lesson.
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Now, you be the bad guy
and tie me up.
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- What if you get a rope burn?
- No mercy, remember?
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Think like a villain,
you are a villain.
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I are a villain.
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00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,152
I am a villain.
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Oh, uh, I thought I was
supposed to be the villain.
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You are the villain!
Now act like one!
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00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,227
[sings a note]
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Now what are...?
I told you to tie me up
to something dangerous.
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But this is a neutron
grava-trava-tizer.
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00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,076
A simple buzz saw
would've sufficed.
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Sorry. I thought
having your molecules
shredded and rearranged
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would be far more excruciating.
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00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,184
Really?
This thing can do that?
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Not bad, Comet Guy.
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00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:46,023
Now you're getting
the hang of it.
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00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:50,328
[laughs] Yeah, well,
you've really outdone
yourself this time.
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- You can untie me now, big guy.
- Yep. Show no mercy.
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OK, class dismissed,
you got an "A."
240
00:13:56,869 --> 00:14:00,304
Oh, no, you don't.
This is a test, isn't it?
241
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,140
No mercy.
242
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,210
[clears throat] A villain
leaves his victims to
a fate worse than death,
243
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,212
pay attention, you big ape.
244
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,415
[maniacal laughter]
245
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,555
A-ha! The competent
crime fighter cleverly
commands control
246
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,491
without any superhero's help.
247
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:27,698
- Did someone say "help?"
I'll save him.
- I beg to differ.
248
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,673
I may not know art,
but I know what I like.
249
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:43,314
Sorry, Darkwing.
I had to come back
to save you.
250
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,317
I guess I'm just not
cut out to be a villain.
251
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,420
That's it! I've had it!
I'm out of here.
252
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,623
With superguys like you,
who needs villains?
253
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,527
Did someone mention
villain?
254
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,631
- [all gasp]
- It's... it's...
255
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,501
- It's...
- Beats the dickens
out of me.
256
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,804
Just who are you?
What do you want?
257
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,539
And who the heck
is your tailor?
258
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:12,176
Maybe this will help.
259
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,811
[superheroes] Ordinary Guy!
260
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,815
Greetings, friend.
What's with the disguise?
261
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,517
And why the big ray gun?
262
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,986
I'd hate to see the holster
for that thing.
263
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:26,223
All of you stay back.
There's a new villain in town.
264
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:30,194
[nasal voice] And his name
is Not-So-Ordinary Guy.
265
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,629
My good man,
surely you jest.
266
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:33,864
You're no villain.
267
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,335
That was before I got
fed up with no privacy,
268
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,638
no social life, not to mention
the beatings I took.
269
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,874
I watched them do to you
what they did to me.
270
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,310
Surely you know
what I'm talking about?
271
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,546
Granted, they are pesky,
272
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,815
but you don't see me
turning bad.
273
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:55,820
Well, nyah, nyah, nyah.
Maybe I like being a villain,
Mr. High and Mighty.
274
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,122
If you couldn't
hack it as Ordinary Guy,
275
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:01,258
you'll never make it
as a villain. Loser.
276
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,362
Comet Guy, take him out.
277
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,466
But we're supposed to save
Ordinary Guy, not hurt him.
278
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:12,837
You'll pay for your treachery,
Mr. Darkwing Ordinary Duck.
279
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,439
You can be the first to go.
280
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,911
[groans] Oh, that gun
packs a wallop.
281
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,447
Shame on you, Ordinary Guy.
282
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,816
Now I'll have to destroy
this ray gun.
283
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,386
[panting]
It's for your own good.
284
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,254
[straining]
285
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,623
Use your comet breath.
286
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,360
[inhales deeply]
287
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,330
[coughs] My strength is gone.
288
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,464
[raspy cough]
289
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,067
I'm no ordinary guy
290
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,503
and this is
no ordinary gun.
291
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,605
It's a strength-zapping
ray gun.
292
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:52,943
I'm sick of superheroes
with superpowers.
293
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,481
[deep voice] Now,
you'll all be superwimps.
294
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,650
[cackling]
295
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:07,157
Ha! Your celebrated
strength is all gone.
296
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,827
Look at you now,
you puny namby-pambies.
297
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:14,698
I'll handle this. That's
Mr. Namby-Pamby to you,
you plug-ugly hooligan.
298
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,668
Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way.
299
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,104
[crashing]
300
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,979
[Ordinary Guy] Ooh,
now who's plug-ugly, huh?
301
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,114
[Official Guy]
Repeat the question.
302
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,882
[sings a flat note]
303
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,386
I'm not done with you yet,
Ordinary Guy.
304
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,287
[crashing]
305
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,260
[glass breaking]
306
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,400
OK, Darkwing Duck.
The jig is up.
307
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,636
Prepare to eat rays.
308
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,607
[all] You'll have to go
through us first,
Ordinary Guy.
309
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,444
All right then,
have it your way.
310
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,145
Say goodbye, pinheads.
311
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,481
[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
312
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,585
I am the ham radio operator
who scrambles your reception.
313
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,088
I am Darkwing...
314
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,889
...Duck!
315
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,761
- [crashing]
- Aw, you broke my gun.
316
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,128
What a gyp.
317
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,865
Well, Ordinary Guy,
shall we call it a day?
318
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,135
No. Let's call it a night.
319
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,771
As in good night,
Darkwing Duck!
320
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,739
- [engine sputters]
- Dang.
321
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,209
I knew I should've got
the extended warranty.
322
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,044
Hey.
323
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:37,848
The manual didn't say
it worked in reverse.
324
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,753
- [gasps] Look at me now.
- [thumping footsteps]
325
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,723
I'm Extraordinary Guy.
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
326
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,061
Your natural strengths
are nothing compared
to mine now.
327
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,597
Phooey.
Now he'll never need saving.
328
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,568
OK, Ordinary Guy,
give up while you
still have a...
329
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,005
...chance.
330
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,741
Today Mertz,
tomorrow the universe.
331
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,878
[crazy laughter]
332
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,382
- Hey!
- Two can play
this game, Ordinary Guy.
333
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,485
Now, let's see you
pick on someone your own size.
334
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,521
Um, I think I hear
my mom calling.
335
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,358
Oh, if only we had
our superpowers,
we could help Darkwing.
336
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:26,163
Maybe there's
something we can do
even without our powers.
337
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:30,534
[coughs] Step aside.
Superheroes coming through.
338
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,983
- Alley-oop.
- [grunts]
339
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,319
Nice form,
but your execution stinks.
340
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,388
[struggling]
341
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,157
- [thudding]
- [both grunt]
342
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,399
- En garde.
- [nervous chuckle]
343
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,800
Did you ever hear the phrase,
"might is right"?
344
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,636
I don't subscribe
to that, do you?
345
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,804
Darkwing's
really in trouble.
346
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:12,376
Oh, say, what would he do
in this situation?
347
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,518
Any last words,
pipsqueak?
348
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:27,091
Yes. Let's get dangerous.
349
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:44,408
This town's not
big enough for the both
of us, Ordinary Guy.
350
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,009
Uh... did I say "town?"
351
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,545
Make that planet.
352
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,314
[Ordinary Guy]
Look, a falling star!
353
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,350
Ha! You can't fool me
with that phony distraction.
354
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,918
[both shout]
355
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:59,223
- [grunting]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
356
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,465
- [sputters]
- It's outta juice.
357
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,766
I hate it when that happens.
358
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,470
Next time, I look
for the union label.
359
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,545
It works!
360
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:27,150
Ready to have your strength
sucked from your body, Darkwing?
361
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:30,054
Uh... No, no, not...
not really.
362
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,397
[groaning]
Oh, that hurts.
363
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,933
[groaning]
Quit, will ya?
364
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,173
Yeow!
365
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:57,314
Darkwing! Help!
366
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,517
An effective villain
never shows mercy,
367
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:02,286
which is why
I am a superhero.
368
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,988
Oh, perfect.
Just look at this cape.
369
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,192
I wonder if there's
a Big 'N' Tall outlet
in this galaxy?
370
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:25,175
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
371
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,780
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
372
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,217
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
373
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,789
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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