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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[Darkwing] You
and your volunteering.
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We'll barely make it
to the video store.
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[Launchpad]
But it was on our way home.
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No, Launchpad.
The Video King
is on our way home.
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A secret SHUSH lab
in the Swiss Alps
is not on our way home.
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Ah, my package
from SHUSH Central.
Thank you, Lawnchair.
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Uh, that's Launchpad.
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One could drown in paperwork
without one of these babies
to keep it in line.
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A stapler? We flew
halfway around the world
to deliver a stapler?
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[mutters unintelligibly]
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Then I guess
we can be going?
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Boys, I want you to meet
the head of research here.
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This is Dr. Sarah Bellum.
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- Pleased to meet you.
We have to leave.
- Swell place you got here, doc.
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Dr. Bellum has been
perfecting our secret
Norma Ray.
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It creates Norma particles,
the source of physic powers.
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You know, fire-starting,
future-seeing, levitation,
the works!
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Source of psychic powers?
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Oh, please!
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Now, Darkwing,
this research is vitally
important to the cause.
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Uh-huh. Uh...
what causes that?
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Cause, if FOWL
invents one first,
we're dead meat.
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[sighs] FOWL,
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the Fiendish Organization
of World Larceny.
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[woman] We expect results
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from FOWL's psychic division, Major Synapse.
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- And with your new troops...
- Troops?!
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You call these troops?
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- Camera.
- Frying pan.
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- Automobile.
- [woman] Uh, head cheese.
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Denver omelet.
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Troops wear uniforms,
are disciplined!
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Troops kill things!
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Troops also perish
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when they're marched into erupting volcanoes.
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[stammers] It was,
uh, necessary. We had to
secure that volcano.
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Get some results with our psychic division,
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and we'll consider returning you to your post, Major.
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- Bowling ball.
- Dental floss.
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Results? They're not even
good enough for luaus
and birthday parties!
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A tub of lard.
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It's definitely
a tub of lard!
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[Sarah] So, basically,
we need a brave volunteer
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who's dedicated to SHUSH,
but not covered
by our medical plan.
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- Yeah, well, good luck.
Let's go.
- I'll do it.
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Well done, Stamp Pad.
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Now, it's very important
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that you display
minimum cerebral activity
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- while the ray is activated.
- Huh?
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- Don't think.
- Oh, [chuckles] no problemo.
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[electrical buzzing]
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I wanna see some
brainwave activity here,
soldiers!
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Latrine duty,
need I remind anyone,
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is an excruciatingly
unappetizing assignment,
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an assignment I would
particularly hate to have.
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[unintelligible ranting]
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Now we're talking.
This is what I call
brainpower!
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- [moaning]
- Fly, fly, fly!
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Wait a minute.
This reading is coming
from somewhere else.
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- [machine powers down]
- He doesn't look any different.
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You're right. We'll have
to slice open his skull
and take apart his brain.
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- What?
- [laughs]
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Just a little
mad scientist humor.
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Now that your brain
is supercharged
with Norma Rays,
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we'll test you
for incredible psychic feats.
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- Launchpad,
try to lift the balloon.
- Ha! Piece of cake.
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- No, with your mind.
- Oh, sorry.
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[grunting]
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[sighs] OK, stop.
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[scoffs]
Pretty incredible.
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Now try lighting
this match.
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- Ha! Piece of cake.
- With your mind!
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Whoops. [chuckles] Yeah.
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[grunting]
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I don't understand.
There should be
some reaction.
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Tell me what's in this box.
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With your mind...
your mind!
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OK, it's a big, red
fire engine.
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Hey, hey! Piece of cake!
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[sobbing] I'm a failure.
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[fire engine siren]
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[groans] All this thinking's
giving me a headache.
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- Maybe we ought to leave.
- Launchpad, you read my mind.
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The Trail of the Atomic Slug
and Mutant Mechanics From Mars.
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Nothing like an evening
with the classics.
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- What are you doing?
- You don't wanna
break it, do you?
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- What are you talking about?
- Incoming!
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- [groans]
- Atomic Slug?
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Didn't they have
Spud Killers of Zombieland?
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Only the colorized version.
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Now, would you mind
getting...
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- There.
- Did you two
have this planned?
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Have what planned?
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Gos, you'd better get that,
it's for you.
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- Get what?
- [ringing]
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- [unintelligible]
- Hey, it is for me.
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Now you guys
just cut this out.
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Maybe I did get
psychic powers.
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[scoffs] No one in their
right mind could have
psychic powers.
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Launchpad,
where did you get that?
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Uh... the refrigerator?
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[crashing]
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That's impossible!
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It's on wires, right?
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- [Launchpad] No. It's not.
- [yelling]
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No way. Cool, Launchpad.
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Wow! Snow!
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Amazing! Launchpad,
do you know
what this means?
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Uh, we have to buy
snow shovels?
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No. With your powers,
I'll be invincible.
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I'll freeze my enemies
in their tracks.
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I'll drop pianos on them
with the blink of an eye.
Kabong!
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I'll predict their
every move! It...
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With a little help
from you, of course.
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But, uh, that'll be
our little secret. Nobody'll
know except you and me.
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And the Muddlefoots.
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The Muddlefoots?
Why would we tell...?
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- [both] The Muddlefoots.
- That's us.
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Now what are you
hanging around here for?
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Gee, Drake, maybe you ought
to have your air conditioner
checked out, huh?
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So, you predict the future,
levitate objects,
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and cause it to snow.
What else can you do?
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[Darkwing shouting]
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I guess I do fire, too.
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Sorry, DW.
I think it only happens
when I think.
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[panting] Let's try not
to think, OK, old buddy?
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[laughs] OK, I'll just
wait for the burgers.
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[gasps]
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The secret of a great barbeque,
is to use the proper tools.
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Huh?
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Ooh, have some punch?
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Goodness, Drake,
you sure are thirsty.
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Hey, Honk, what's up?
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Honker,
don't be so literal.
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I'm not thinking,
I'm not thinking,
I'm not thinking!
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I knew we should have
left you at the house.
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- [gasps]
- [Launchpad] Sorry,
my mind wandered.
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[Binkie] Oh, dear,
where's the mustard?
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It must be in the fridge.
I'll get it, hon.
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No, no, no, no. I'll get it.
I'll get it. You stay here.
[laughs]
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I can't believe this.
Of all the lousy timing,
stupid brain ray.
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A-ha!
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Gee, thanks, Drake.
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Looks like you could use
more ice.
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[gasps]
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- Launchpad.
- What? What is it now?
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- He put the fire out.
- So what? It...
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But, Pop,
I didn't touch 'em.
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[stammers] Leave the cooking
to me, Herb.
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I didn't know you were
a cooking man, Drake.
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I didn't mean to freeze it.
Maybe I can fix it.
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Well, uh, how do you like them
done there, Herb, old buddy?
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Uh, me, I... I...
I kinda like them...
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[gasps] ...well done.
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What a jerk.
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We'll be right back.
[laughs]
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Just gonna run,
get some weenies.
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Weenies? Great!
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Just figures. Can't fly a plane,
can't control super powers.
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We gotta get you
to that SHUSH lab
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before you blast me
off the face of the earth.
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Well, we'd better hurry.
Someone's about to
steal the Norma Ray.
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OK, Wayne, don't think.
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- [clicking]
- Destination
right on target, troops.
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- [zapping]
- [pop]
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[gasps] Wayne,
I told you not to think.
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Hmm. What I really need
are some more human subjects.
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- Maybe we can help?
- Oh, wonderful.
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It's nice to have
so many vic...
uh, volunteers.
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OK, troops,
fall in for blasting.
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Come on, don't be shy.
Just remember, while
you're being blasted,
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don't think.
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- Why not?
- Your head will explode.
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So, just don't think, OK?
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[both] Explode?
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Of course, there's
always latrine duty.
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- [both stammering]
- That's it.
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FOWL likes to see
their troops taking initiative.
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[gasps] FOWL?
You're enemy agents!
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Get away from that ray!
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- [thudding]
- [zapping]
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Back, back, back, back! No!
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[both] Groovy.
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[crashing]
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Ha! They'll never
suspect we're coming.
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Uh, you are coming,
aren't you, Launchpad?
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Hey, DW, am I going bald?
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Ah! My head!
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Darkwing, my head!
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It's not that bad, really.
It's hardly noticeable.
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- Really?
- Look...
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...let's see if we can't
use that big head of yours
to clobber some crooks.
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Whatever you say, DW.
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[whistling noise]
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- Again with the refrigerator?
- Sorry.
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Uh, uh, I'll tell you
what, Launchpad,
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you stay here, I'll strike
while I still have
the element of surprise.
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the... whoa!
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[groans]
...misshapened blotch
that stains your walls.
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Thought you could
get the drop on us?
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Would've been nice.
What of it?
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It's foolish
when you're dealing
with those...
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Who can see the future.
Cosmic, huh?
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I'm Hotshot.
I can burn...
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Don't you know
you could start
a forest fire?
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...or I can freeze.
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[shouting]
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And you can call me Flygirl.
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Gee, I kinda hoped I was done
with all this psychic stuff.
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Darkwing Duck
stands his ground.
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Or in it,
as the case may be.
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[man yodeling]
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Smashing, just smashing!
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Hotshot,
front and center, soldier.
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Yes, sir.
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[sniffs]
Is something burning?
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Yeow!
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Ow, ow! Hot, hot!
Pain, agony!
240
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,520
[thudding]
241
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,055
[wind whistling]
242
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,891
Hey, you guys, back off!
243
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,163
[all] Whoa!
244
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,001
Hey, LP,
you're pretty good.
245
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,871
Quick! Hit 'em
with something bigger.
246
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,109
Whoops.
247
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,612
Them! Them!
248
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,987
[off-key yodeling]
249
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,125
I've got the Norma Ray,
a killer psychic squad,
250
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,794
and Darkwing Duck.
251
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,995
You know what this means,
troops?
252
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,265
[both]
You dig our aura, sir?
253
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,533
Affirmative. File out!
254
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,635
♪ I don't know but I've been told ♪
255
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,570
[both] ♪ I don't know but I've been told ♪
256
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,906
♪ Hotshot's ice is mighty cold ♪
257
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,042
[both] ♪ Hotshot's ice is mighty cold ♪
258
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,578
[Launchpad grunts]
Get off my back!
259
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,953
DW? DW, where are you?
260
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:54,192
[sobs] Me and my big head.
261
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,363
I never should've volunteered
for this stupid experiment.
262
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,032
Now FOWL's got DW.
263
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,568
And it's all my fault!
264
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:09,440
- Oops. Did I do that?
- Now how are we gonna
rescue Dad?
265
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,942
Like we even know
where he is.
266
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,944
Launchpad, what's that?
267
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,481
The biggest head
in the world?
268
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,183
No, this.
269
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,888
This is that military guy
I told you about.
270
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:27,458
I'll use my psychic powers
to get a fix on where he is.
271
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,329
Launchpad, it's his license.
It has his address on it.
272
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,829
Great!
273
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,901
We'll just zip over there
in the... Oh, right.
274
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,139
Whoa! This'll work.
275
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,577
- Hey, look out!
- [people shouting]
276
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,213
[honking]
277
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,651
This isn't working!
Take off the bag!
278
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,520
Aww, but everybody's
staring at my head.
279
00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:00,058
It's not your head.
It's your flying!
280
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,425
Oh, right.
281
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,294
We're coming, DW.
Keep your cool.
282
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,267
Behold,
FOWL high command,
283
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,135
Darkwing Duck on ice.
284
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,408
Yes, I recognize his trademark witty repartee.
285
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,643
Liquidate him.
286
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,546
OK, soldier.
Bring in the duck-smasher!
287
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,682
Ooh!
288
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,551
[grunts]
289
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:34,392
That's the second biggest
duck-smasher I've ever seen.
290
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,065
Wait,
I'm getting a vision.
291
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,267
Look out! [shouts]
292
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,072
Oh, what is it?
I wanna see.
293
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,175
Gee, your mental video.
294
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,679
[gasp]
They're gonna squash Dad!
295
00:16:55,781 --> 00:17:00,851
[all cackling]
296
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:07,057
[Flygirl] Can I squash him yet?
This thing's heavy!
297
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,428
- Just wait.
- What a drag.
298
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,632
Now, regarding
my future with FOWL,
299
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,234
there's a few changes
I want made.
300
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,838
I want a promotion,
free lunches, and
a parking space for my tank.
301
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,574
Yes, yes. Just destroy Darkwing Duck.
302
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:27,778
And every alternate Thursday off
for recreational bayonet drill.
303
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,646
OK, what's the plan?
304
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,516
Well, first
we get attacked.
305
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,851
- Attacked? What kind
of plan is that?
- [both shout]
306
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,724
Here's Hotshot!
307
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:43,160
- [grunting]
- Whoa. Big drop.
308
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,796
Can I drop it yet?
309
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,933
Not yet. Free tickets
to the FOWL winter carnival.
310
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,935
Whoa! Hey, hey! Yikes!
311
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,174
I guess I gotta
fight fire with fire.
312
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,810
Sort of.
313
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,714
[laughs] Maybe you can get a job
as a snow cone machine.
314
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,083
Oh, yeah? Well,
I can see the future.
315
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,686
You're... gonna smack
your head on something.
316
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,054
[laughs]
317
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,924
[clang]
318
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,325
It's kinda fuzzy.
319
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,262
You're gonna do
some traveling.
320
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,763
[satellite beeps]
321
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,667
Come on, Launchpad.
Quick!
322
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:27,338
- OK, coming right down.
- Whoa!
323
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,773
Uh-oh.
324
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,878
[moaning]
Oh, brain sprain.
325
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,789
- What's going on there?
- Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
326
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,124
Can I drop it yet?
327
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,061
Not yet! Not yet!
328
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,163
Gosalyn!
What are you doing here?
329
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:56,367
Well, I know how much
you hate crushed ice.
330
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,935
What a kid.
331
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,938
- [grunts]
- [groans, yells]
332
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,477
[yells]
333
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,612
Nice save, LP.
334
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,448
[screams]
335
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,916
[both sigh]
336
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,854
[stammers] Everything's
just fine. Uh-oh.
337
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,057
We gotta get you
outta here.
338
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,226
Aw, you never let me
have any fun.
339
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,195
Now, now! Drop it now!
340
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,363
It's about time.
341
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,099
[both gasping]
342
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,035
[straining]
343
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,838
I'll just put this
where it can't hurt anyone.
344
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,608
[both gasp] Help.
345
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,181
[clears throat]
That takes care of them.
346
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,083
Then let's get me
back to normal.
347
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,187
Uh, you know, LP,
your head came in
pretty handy back there.
348
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:53,223
Maybe we should
keep these powers
of yours around.
349
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:56,260
Oh, no way! My flight caps
don't fit any more,
350
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,296
and I look ridiculous.
I wanna be normal again.
351
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,733
Oh, but, what about
"vvvt" and wham-o
352
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,169
and... and predicting
our enemy's every move?
353
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,771
N-O spells uh-uh.
354
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,207
Oh, all right. You win.
355
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,643
We'll flick the reverse switch
on this thing.
356
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,646
- What reverse switch?
- What? There's always
a reverse switch.
357
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,783
What kind of secret ray gun
doesn't have a reverse switch?
358
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,886
The kind the villain needs
to defeat the heroes.
359
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,756
[cackling]
I'll beat you myself
360
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,624
with my own powers!
361
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,528
Remember, don't think
while you're being blasted.
362
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,195
[both] Launchpad.
363
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,765
Thanks for reminding me.
364
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,436
Yeow!
I am not thinking.
365
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,306
I am not thinking.
366
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:46,143
[electricity zapping]
367
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,279
- I think he did himself in.
- [Synapse] Think again.
368
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,114
[cackling]
369
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:55,152
I've achieved
ultimate psychic power.
370
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,987
Eww, gross.
371
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:01,491
Some nerve gas ought
to have an amusing effect
on a huge brain.
372
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,597
- [crashing]
- That didn't seem
too amusing to me.
373
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,066
I'm gonna blast
its head off.
374
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,668
[straining]
375
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,938
You cannot harm me.
376
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,907
I am pure thought.
377
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,648
Thought, huh?
Let's find out why you're
not supposed to think
378
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,884
while you're pumped
full of Norma Rays.
379
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,053
What is the airspeed velocity
of a common garden swallow?
380
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,522
- What?
- How come I can't
raise my allowance?
381
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,958
Uh, do bees be,
do fish fish?
382
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:38,195
- What's the cube root of 14?
- Do flies fly?
383
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,499
- Why does grass grow?
- If a train leaves Chicago...
384
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,167
Oh, no!
385
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,035
[screams]
386
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,408
[both] Launchpad?
387
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,044
- Launchpad?
- Launchpad?
388
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,147
You're back to normal!
389
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,250
I am?
390
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,352
I am! [laughs]
That's a load off my mind.
391
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:06,189
Come on, old pal.
Let's go get you
a new flight cap.
392
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,092
But the aviation supply store
isn't on the way home.
393
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:12,262
It is for you,
you knucklehead.
394
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,517
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
395
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,955
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
396
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,593
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
397
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,763
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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