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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[announcer] It's another hot, hot, hot scorcher,
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as we sweat through the 25th day of this righteous heat wave.
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And speaking of hot, here's another one that's burning up the charts.
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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Oops.
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How goes the plumbing,
Drakester?
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Uh, fine. Fine.
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The original Mr. Fix-It
has it all...
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- ...under control.
- Whoa. Whoa.
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[gasping]
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[giggling]
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[laughing]
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Hey, it looks like you need
a 3/4 Pinckney flange.
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Do I tell you how
to lay sidewalks?
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Coming through.
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Nothing's better for
the beverage biz than
a good old heat wave.
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But why take chances?
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How about some complimentary
potato chips, sir?
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Complimenter-ary?
Why, sure.
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- [alarm ringing]
- [gagging]
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All natural mineral water,
a dollar a cup. What a bargain!
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Say it with me:
"What a bargain".
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[hoarsely] What a bargain.
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Natural mineral water...
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...from the tap, naturally.
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[Darkwing] Behold, one and all.
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Gasp in amazement
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at the masterpiece
of a true plumbing genius.
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[rumbling]
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- [both laughing]
- Genius!
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Looks like you could use
a 3/4 Pinckney flange, Drakeroo.
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I know that. You think
the original Mr. Fix-It
was born yesterday?
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I've got buckets
of flanges inside.
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Launchpad, what's
a Pinckney flange?
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Oh, boy, Soft Copy
with Tom Lockjaw.
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Here at the utterly expensive La Grande Yuppe,
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patrons were shocked to find that even the rich and beautiful
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can't escape the mysterious plague of disgusting water.
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It was horrible. It tasted like musty corduroy pants.
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No, it was more like scorched insects.
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Yeah, or really cheap zinfandel.
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[both] Ew!
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Bud Flud, owner of the Sparkling Crystal Pure Flud Water bottling company,
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is a foremost leader in water physics.
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[high-pitched electronic feedback]
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The problem is, bad-tasting molecules,
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that have been around since dinosaur days,
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have worked their way into the regular molecules of...
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[clearing throat] ...most of my competitors.
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Ew! I wouldn't want to drink those!
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[crowd cheering]
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And with Bud Flud's Sparkling Crystal Pure Flud Water,
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I'll never have to. [cheering]
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[women] ♪ It tastes so good we think you ought-er ♪
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♪ Drink Sparkling Crystal Pure Flud Water ♪
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Ah!
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Well, be that as it may,
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officials suspect someone's been befouling our bottled waters.
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Befouled?
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Nobody befouls the drinking
water of St. Canard while
I'm around.
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This is a job for Darkwing Duck!
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This is a job
for Lawrence of Arabia. Phew.
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Hoo-boy, I'll say.
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It's hotter than
a monkey's uncle.
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Let's stop by Beverage King.
They've got a huge selection
of drinks.
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What do you mean,
everything's sold out?
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Well, everything
that doesn't taste like mud.
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[buzzing]
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[fizzing]
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Hmm. It seems Bud Flud's water's
still a hot seller.
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As well as our favorite,
Koo Koo Fizzy Water.
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One of these two will be
the next bottler blighted
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by this beverage
befouling bandit.
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Slop, slop, fizz, fizz.
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[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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Ahhh!
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I am the parking meter
that expires while you shop.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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It's Bud Flud.
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♪ Bud, Bud, Bud Buddy Flud ♪
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That's right, Launchpad.
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Flud's been polluting the waters
of his competitors
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so that his alone will be the
only drinkable drink that's...
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...that can be drunk.
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This is the ultimate
form of advertising.
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Would you rather drink
my pure mountain magic
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or a big fat monkey brain?
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- Hmm...
- Your mountain magic,
of course.
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But you're still going
up the river, Mr. Taste...
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[screaming]
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- ...Test.
- Help me, I'm melting!
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Don't be such a baby, Flud.
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- It's only...
- [fizzing]
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- ...water.
- Where did he go?
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All the better. Cases are so
much easier when the bad guy
offs himself like that.
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[announcer] After the 26th day of this killer heat wave,
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we're struggling to keep our tempers cool and our lawns alive.
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And, speaking of lawns,
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next up is
Darlin', I Lawn For You.
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Mr. Muddlefoot, sir.
I'm from Better Than Your Home and Garden Magazine.
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Say, could I photograph your
sprinkler system for our cover?
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Ha! Sure thing, spud.
Knock yourself out.
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[gasping] Oh, a plumbing
spectacular to rival
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the Imperial Fountains
of Sodature. Mmm!
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I've got your plumbing
spectacular right here.
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Get a load of this!
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Come on. Whoosh, whoosh,
water, water, splash!
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Let's go!
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Have you tried
a 3/4 Pinckney flange?
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I don't need no stinking
Pinckney flange.
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I'm handy. I'm resourceful.
I'm ambidextrous.
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Cowabunga. Ha, ha!
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I'm... going shopping.
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Plumber Junction.
Drains Are Us.
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International House of Hose.
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You'd think somebody would carry
a 3/4 Pinckney flange.
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Hey!
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What's going on here?
Who are you?
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♪ What's going on here? Who could he be? ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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I was once a meager but
brilliant bottled water salesman
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in the beautiful berg
of St. Canard.
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♪ Saint, saint, saint, St. Canard ♪
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Enough of this song and dance.
You mean to tell me you're...?
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Correction. I was Bud Flud...
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♪ Bud, Bud, Bud Buddy Flud ♪
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...before you mercilessly
threw me into that contaminated
vat of water.
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Threw you?
You fell into the vat.
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I mean, I had nothing
to do with that.
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We even tried to save you.
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Nevertheless, I became
the new and improved master
of all liquids,
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The Liquidator.
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♪ He's wet and he's cool He's really hip ♪
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♪ He may be made of water but he's no drip ♪
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♪ Doo-wah ♪
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Haven't you heard?
The wet look is out.
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Ew! Yuck!
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Are your muscles sore?
Tired? Aching?
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Try Liquidator brand
deep heating rub.
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[sizzling]
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Ooh, water. I'm really scared.
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Yow! It's hot!
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Not just hot. Boiling.
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♪ Boiling water That dog's hot ♪
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♪ Like a big red lobster in a pot ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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Looks like this duck's
goose is cooked.
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Here in the sewers of St. Canard
we've taken a local crime
fighter
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and surrounded him
with a wall of boiling water.
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DW? DW?
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[screaming]
Lobster women!
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Never mind the seafood, old pal.
You just splushed the bad guy.
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I did?
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[growling]
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This is no ordinary
puddle of water, LP
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Pursue that perpetrating puddle.
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Come on!
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[Liquidator laughing]
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Follow that pipe.
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♪ Follow that pipe ♪
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Come on. Get out, get out.
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[Darkwing] There.
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All we gotta do
is track this pipe to its end
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and we'll have him.
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The St. Canard Water Works!
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Not to worry. Little does
the demented drip know he's
matching wits
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with the original
Prince of Plumbing.
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[Liquidator] Hey! What the...?
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What's going on out there?
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The feathered favorite
easily foils
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the fiendish fluid's
felonious flight.
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But look what you did
to the Water Works!
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It may not look like much,
but I assure you there's
not a leak in the joint.
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Who'd have thought stopping a
watery villain would be so hard?
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Hard? Darkwing Duck,
you've given me a stunning slant
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for my new advertising campaign:
hard water.
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Huh?
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Binkie, we've got a problem.
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This is hard water.
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As is all the water
in St. Canard.
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So, have a drink...
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- ...on me.
- Ahhh!
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Hey, this water's not hard.
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We can drink the bay!
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Nyah-nyah!
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Oh, no, you can't.
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[horn sounding]
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Well, this is highly unusual.
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We're stuck!
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I know.
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Are you dry? Parched?
Craving something wet and wild?
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Can't seem to quench your thirst
with ordinary tap rubber?
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Try Sparkling Crystal
Pure Flud Water.
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Now on sale
for the unbelievably low price
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of $5,000 a bottle.
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Ah! It's good.
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Darkwing Duck's faithful
sidekick vainly attempts
to pull himself free
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of the rubbery blob
which once was Audubon Bay.
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Luckily, our flapping terror
possesses the latest in
crimebusting technology.
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A 200-horsepower thing cutter.
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[engine whirring]
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Adios, thing cutter.
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Where are we going?
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Just follow me.
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[both grunting]
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[Launchpad panting]
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Gee, DW, maybe it's not
the best day to go bouncing up
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a 95 story office building!
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[Darkwing wheezing] Ninety-six
and we won't be bouncing long!
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[panting] The impact should
shatter the hardened water.
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Now, on my command...
I hope this doesn't hurt.
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...jump!
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[both screaming]
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It hurt.
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Launchpad, we're gonna pay
a visit to the Liquidator's
bottling factory.
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But first...
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I think I've got a way
to beat this blasted heat.
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[chuckling] My mineral water
is selling like hotcakes.
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[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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Oh, no.
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I am the soap scum
that lines your bathtub.
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- [Liquidator laughing]
- I am...
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[continues laughing] Oh! Oh,
I love your new summer costume.
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- [laughing]
- Well, thank you, Mr. Duckwell.
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So, now we're fashion
experts, are we?
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[laughing] I'm sorry.
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00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,779
It's just that you remind me of
my cousin Morty in that get-up.
249
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,515
None of the girls
would ever talk to him.
250
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,619
Ah-ha! But Morty probably
wasn't very handy with...
251
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,589
...a common cleaning sponge!
252
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,526
Away goes Liquy, down the drain.
253
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,694
Now, Launchpad, now.
254
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,032
[Liquidator] Hey, what the...?
255
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,169
I am the terror that
flaps in your pipes.
256
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,473
I am the hairball
that clogs your drain.
257
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:26,277
I am the original Mr. Fix-It.
258
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,080
And you're in hot water, Liquy.
259
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,316
LP, steam his collar.
260
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,953
- Temperature going up.
- [rattling]
261
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,923
Whoa.
262
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:50,968
Ah. Evaporation does such
wonders for my skin.
263
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,306
DW, remember when you left the
empty coffee pot on the burner?
264
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,442
- I think this is worse.
- [gasping]
265
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,387
- [train whistle sounding]
- OK, OK, OK, OK, fine.
266
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,157
So, I'm a lousy plumber.
So, sue me already.
267
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,460
I never get that
unsightly scorched look.
268
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,297
Later.
269
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,868
The freezer. That's just dandy.
270
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,839
Let's see him get out of there.
271
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,741
[rumbling]
272
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,313
Well, that's creative.
273
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,449
[water creatures chattering]
274
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,456
[Darkwing] It's like
eating soup with a fork.
275
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,565
Even in temperatures
of 50 below,
276
00:18:55,667 --> 00:19:00,771
the new improved Liquidator
keeps on running.
277
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,907
Or lurching sluggishly,
as the case may be.
278
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:07,878
Once I thaw, you're aqua, Duck.
279
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,915
Oh, as much as I
hate crushed ice...
280
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,923
Oh-ho! That really hit the spot.
281
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:23,227
All right, Liquidator,
make the water wet again,
282
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,564
or I'll scoop you into
Sno-Cones for the kids
in the neighborhood.
283
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,934
[rumbling]
284
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:40,544
You asked for it.
You got it. Wet water!
285
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,647
Quick, into the sewer.
286
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,558
Everybody knows active bodies
get thirstier quicker.
287
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,466
[panting] We've got to
find a way out.
288
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,471
Hey, I dropped this today.
289
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,240
I know where we are.
290
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,443
Hey! What do you know,
a Pinckney flange.
291
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,312
Three-quarter, too.
292
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,981
[rumbling]
293
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:21,786
All my cash flow's down
the drain unless I get
a little water flow.
294
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,020
Pronto!
295
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,723
[rumbling]
296
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,593
Keen gear!
297
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,633
Spot me a cold one, Gos?
298
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,602
Uh-uh. Two dollars, please.
299
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:43,607
Ah, two dollars.
A girl after my own heart.
300
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,410
But watch how
a seasoned pro operates.
301
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:50,814
[water creatures squawking]
302
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,818
Let's get dangerous.
303
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,321
Get away from me,
you slimy little drips.
304
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,457
Take her back to the factory.
305
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,160
I could use another enterprising
individual in my organization.
306
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,463
Fat chance, Mr. Waterhead.
307
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:09,266
Yeah. Fat chance,
Mr. Waterhead.
308
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,869
Concrete, shmoncrete.
309
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:17,108
The Liquidator continues
going mile after mile.
310
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,208
[creaking]
311
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:23,514
Of course, mileage...
may... vary.
312
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,417
This could be a little
harder than you thought.
313
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,187
Try to kidnap me, will ya?
314
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,923
Eat sneaker!
315
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,901
You're right, Binkie.
It does make a nice centerpiece.
316
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,708
Mr. Mallard, sir, could I get
a few shots of your plumbing
spectacular
317
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,144
for our special
swimsuit issue? Hm?
318
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,947
Go right ahead, my good man.
319
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,485
Model sprinkler
system, Mr. Fix-It.
320
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,386
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
321
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:07,257
And I couldn't have done it
without that Pinckney flange.
322
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,627
Or my old pal, Liquy.
323
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,913
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
324
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,383
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
325
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,855
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
326
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,626
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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