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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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(Steelbeak) Come on, boys,
move it, will ya?
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Ah, Agent Steelbeak, what have you to report?
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Yo-ho, High Command,
how ya doin'?
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Hey, listen, we're in
the Quacky Rubber Duck Warehouse
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hustlin' up duckies,
as planned.
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Carry on.
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Gotcha. Agent Steelbeak,
over and out.
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(squeak)
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You're out, all right.
Out of luck.
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Wow, look what the cat
dragged in - Dimwit Duck.
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Very clever. Now submit
or suck gas.
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(gibberish)
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Greetings, life forms.
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Take me to your champion.
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(squeak)
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Ahem.
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♪ Ho-ho ♪
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Greetings. Heh-heh-heh.
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Uh... take me
to your champion.
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Whoa, pretty neat costume,
eh, DW?
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Um, excuse me, bizarre-looking
alien monstrosity.
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We've gotta crush these
criminal culprits, then
we'll be right with ya.
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Criminals?
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♪ Oh-ho ♪
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I am a crime-fighter myself.
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I am Comet Guy,
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champion of the planet Mertz.
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Let me assist you
in foiling these scofflaws.
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Get ready, evildoers.
It's comet time.
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Oopsie.
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Good thing there's
a fire alarm, huh?
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(rings)
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Yeah. (coughs)
Real good.
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Th-That-That-That sound.
My one weakness.
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(gibberish)
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(whimpers)
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It makes me -
It makes me...
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...dance.
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Hmm, interesting.
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I mean, usually superheroes
are so reserved.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Some crime-fighter.
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Aah! I'm soiled.
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Come on, boys.
We gotta get this suit to
the dry cleaners and fast.
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Not so fast, Steelbeak.
You could - Whoa!
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(screams) Easy there,
big fella.
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Oh, hey!
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Virtue triumphs again.
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Oh, no.
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Yeow! Why, you...
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(blows)
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Oopsie.
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Uh, I guess I should've
warned you.
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When I hear a bell,
I can't stop dancing
until I hear a whistle.
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Thank you for sharing.
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Uhh... Well, boys,
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I think we've had
our comedy relief
for today.
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Now listen, bub.
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You've just enabled
an envoy of evil to escape
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with a passel
of potentially perilous
rubber duckies!
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What kind of crime-fighter
are you, anyway?
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(bawling) A lousy one.
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I'm the worst champion
the planet Mertz has ever had.
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That's why they sent me here.
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I'm supposed to study with
this planet's champion,
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a crime-fighter renown-ed
throughout the galaxy.
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Yeah, yeah, well,
seek no further,
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peculiar-looking thing
from another world,
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for I am he.
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(blows)
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♪ Oh-ho ♪
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When can we start
training?
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Right now. If we don't
get you trained soon,
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I won't have a city
left to protect.
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(bird squawks)
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Well, DW, there sure isn't
much damage he can do here.
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Sure isn't much
to train with, either.
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That's where you're wrong,
Comet Guy.
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This is, in reality,
a secret SHUSH training camp.
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SHUSH?
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It's your basic
super-secret
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international
espionage agency.
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Aah!
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Wrong cactus.
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Wow, what will they
think of next?
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OK, let's start
your training
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with a little
physical conditioning.
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You just swing across
like this.
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Think you can manage that
without wreaking havoc?
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Why not just walk across?
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Because you'd get wet, see?
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No. I mean walk on the water.
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You can walk on water?
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Sure. I just freeze it
with my icy comet vision.
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♪ Oh-ho ♪
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Hey, pretty nifty trick,
eh, DW?
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DW!
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Oopsie.
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OK, let's just
try a simple little
rope climb, shall we?
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Take it easy. No fires,
no tornadoes, no ice.
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Easy on the catastrophe, OK?
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Do you understand,
comprendo, capisce?
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I promise,
absolutely no capiscing.
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Oopsie.
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I can't even
climb a rope right.
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I'm worthless.
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A zero, a washout.
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Hey, come on.
Take it easy, big guy.
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A champion never gives up,
right, DW?
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Right, although
there may be times
when he considers it.
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So, this is what you do
on patrol,
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flyin' around
looking for trouble, huh?
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On my planet,
that's what the crooks do.
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♪ Ho-ho ♪
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My comet sense has picked up
a crime in progress
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right down there.
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Launchpad, take her down.
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Look, it's that round tank.
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Ach, Steelbeak again.
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OK, time for a lesson
in crime-fighting.
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I have a plan.
LP, you wait outside and
stop any escaping egg men.
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Comet Guy, you stick with me
and do exactly as I do.
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Yo there, Falcon Man,
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we are in Bob's
Office Supply Hutch,
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nabbing all the erasers
and rubber bands as ordered.
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Over and out of here.
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Come on, boys,
make it snappy.
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The only thing
that's going to snap
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is the twisted framework
of your evil plot.
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Psst, how am I doin'
so far?
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Get him, boys.
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All right, Steelbeak,
put up your hands
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and come qui -
(screams)
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(gibberish)
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(yodels)
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(stammers)
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You... are... hopeless.
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I couldn't teach you
to be a doorstop.
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You're through,
finito, kaputski.
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What's your point?
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Just go home.
Leave me alone!
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You flunked out!
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But now what'll I do?
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(sobbing)
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(weakly) Heh-heh-heh...
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(Comet Guy sobs)
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Oh, there must be someone
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who can train me
to be a champion.
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Hmm...
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I can't go home as a flunky.
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Now I must wander
the universe forever...
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alone and untrained.
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Perhaps I can be
of some assistance.
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Who are you?
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I'm, uh... I'm...
Oh, yeah, yeah -
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Steelwing Cluck,
caped cruncher of crooks
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and champeen trainer
extraordinaire.
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♪ Ho-ho ♪
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A champion trainer?
What a lucky coincidence.
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Could you train me?
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Pally, you got a deal.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Now, you see
that big metal vat?
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It's full of melted rubber.
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Uh, right.
Well, uh, you heard of
plastic explosives, right?
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OK, this is, uh...
this is rubber explosives.
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Sure, that's it,
and we gotta get it back
to my hideout
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and defuse it.
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Okey-doke.
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Comet Guy?
What are you doing here?
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Oh, hello, former trainer.
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Humph. Party crashers.
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Plan B,
just like I told youse.
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Who's the joker
in the tin hat?
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This is my new trainer -
Steelwing Cluck.
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Steelwing Cluck?
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Hold the phone.
That's Steelbeak.
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Pay no attention to him.
He's one of the bad guy's
android duplicates.
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Gaah.
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Ha-ha. I should've known
you weren't the real
Darkwing Duck.
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Just look at that
phony beak.
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B-But it's my beak.
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Launchpad,
tell him I'm me.
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Gee, DW, I don't know.
They all look like you.
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But shame on you all
for posing as a crime-fighter.
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Mayhaps you should teach
these disrespectful androids
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a lesson about
imitating heroes, huh?
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Starting with this one.
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Gulp. Comet Guy...
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it's me, the terror
that flaps - Hello.
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That'll teach ya
to look like Darkwing Duck.
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Now, let's get this
vat of explosives
back to the hideout.
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♪ Ha-ha ♪
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Onward!
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Hey, what about the rest
of these androi- Uh-oh.
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All right, you,
take off that mask.
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Ow! Launchpad, it's me.
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Oopsie.
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Ooh, now how are we
going to find Steelbeak?
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Uh, well, uh,
we could follow
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this trail of latex
that leaked out of the tank, DW.
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Unless, of course,
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we follow this trail of latex
that leaked out of the tank.
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Whoa, that guy's amazing.
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Uh, excuse me,
Professor Steelwing?
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Uh, it's not that
I don't trust you,
but are you sure
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this is how you
defuse explosives?
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Oh, sure. It's
what you call your...
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uh, meltdown procedure.
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OK, boys,
it's, uh, defused!
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Now, soon as that
cools off a bit,
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I have got
a little surprise
for you, Comet Guy.
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♪ Ho-ho ♪
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I love surprises.
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Surprise.
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Behold,
one felonious fake.
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Gasp! I've been duped.
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Why, you... I oughta
pinch your head flat.
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Go ahead and try.
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(dings)
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(gibberish)
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Oh, no!
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Th-Th-That sound.
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(gibberish)
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(both whistle)
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(ding ding ding ding)
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(whistles)
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(ding ding ding ding)
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(Darkwing whistles)
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(ding ding ding ding)
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Fortunately, I was prepared
for this eventuality.
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Face the wrath of...
the lemon launcher!
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(unable to whistle)
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(ding ding ding ding)
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Oh, you...
All right, now I'm mad.
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Now, before my egg men
slice and dice you into
tiny, bite-size chunks,
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here is a word
from my sponsors.
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Greetings, Darkwing.
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We of the F.O.W.L. High Command
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would like to introduce you
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to our latest weapon of mass destruction -
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the F.O.W.L. ball,
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60 tons of solid rubber
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with a remote control.
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Now, Agent Steelbeak, you must destroy the city.
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Once the world has witnessed the awesome might
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of a F.O.W.L. ball,
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it will fall at our feet like an overripe fruit.
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Yo-ho-ho,
I'm outta here.
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And take off that ridiculous towel.
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You'll never
get away with this.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Wrong-o, Dweebwing.
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Boys, grind 'em
into duck burgers.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Uh, slice and dice, men.
Slice and dice.
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(both gulp)
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00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:36,837
Duh, should we slice 'em
and then dice 'em?
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00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:40,191
Or should we dice 'em
and then slice 'em?
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Whatever you do,
just please, please,
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don't smother us
in molten rubber.
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(whispering)
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OK, molten rubber
it is, then.
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Turn on the heat.
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(whistles)
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♪ Ha-ha ♪
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Uh-oh, where's the bell?
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You can't
make an omelet
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without pounding
the living daylights
out of a few eggs.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:21,315
Comet Guy, it's time
for your final exam.
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OK, St. Canard,
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it's time to play ball.
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00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,652
Comet Guy, you're the only one
who can stop that ball now.
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00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,623
But I flunked out, remember?
I'm hopeless.
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00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,092
Oh, phooey. A champion
never gives up.
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00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,294
But you gave up on me.
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00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,163
Well, he's
got you there, DW.
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00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:57,334
Well, yeah,
and look what happened.
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Good point.
Right.
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00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,043
Use your comet vision.
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♪ Ho ♪
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00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:19,290
Hey, I did it. Ha-ha.
But look...
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00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,176
the bad guy's getting away.
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00:19:22,178 --> 00:19:23,543
Throw this rope
up to the helicopter
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and climb it just like you did
the tower in the desert.
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Remember, turn a weakness
into a strength.
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(groans)
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♪ Ho-ho ♪
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We have you now,
you-you-you not-so-nice person.
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Guess again, Comatose Guy.
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(chiming)
Midnight.
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Oopsie.
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(gibberish)
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Oh, oh, that-that-that sound.
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Never give up, remember?
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(gibberish)
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(stammers)
Hey, buddy, back off.
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00:20:28,411 --> 00:20:30,344
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
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00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,352
Nah-ah-ah-ah. Oof!
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00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:42,222
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
(screams)
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(whistles weakly)
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00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:52,532
♪ Ho-ho ♪
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♪ A-cha-cha,
dooby-dooby-do
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00:20:55,071 --> 00:20:56,836
♪ A-doobah-doobah-doobah
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00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,205
♪ A-cha-cha-cha
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00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:00,374
♪ A-bom-bom,
a-yub-too-chubah
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00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,209
♪ A-yah-ta-chubah ♪
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You can stop dancing now,
Launchpad.
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Hmm? Oh, sure thing, DW.
Heh-heh-heh.
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And so, in recognition
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of your boundless fortitude
and dexterity
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00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:16,390
in saving St. Canard
from devastation,
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00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:18,559
I, Darkwing Duck,
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am pleased
to confer upon you
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00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:25,032
the highly coveted degree
of Doctor of Championology.
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♪ Ho-ho ♪
I'm so proud.
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A diploma from
the famous champion
of the planet Floog.
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00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:36,327
Floog? This isn't
the planet Floog.
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It isn't?
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00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:43,183
Ho-ho. I knew I should've
taken that left turn
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at Andromeda.
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00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,804
(grunts) Well,
Professor Darkwing,
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not that I don't
appreciate it,
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(voice increases in pitch)
but I've got to get to Floog
in a hurry.
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(high-pitched) Bye, guys.
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00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,397
Whoa.
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Oopsie.
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(both) ♪ Ho-ho ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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