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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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So I haven't dated ya
for a few weeks.
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OK, ten months.
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Hey, I am the chief agent
of FOWL -
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Fiendish Organization
for World Larceny.
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Ya gotta be patient, babe.
Things come up.
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Chief Agent Steelbeak.
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Whoa! High Command.
Always a pleasure to -
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Skip the pleasantries. FOWL needs money.
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Yeah, well, you know,
things are tough all over.
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That is why you must pull off several bank heists in a hurry.
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What? But I don't do
bank heists.
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I'm a master criminal.
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Then there may have to be certain salary cutbacks.
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Oh, oh, bank heists.
Oh, sure, bank heists?
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I do 'em all the time.
No problem. Ha-ha-ha.
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Sheesh.
Talk about bad moods.
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Me, rob banks?
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Ha! It's an insult.
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Hey, I'll just say no.
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I mean, what can High Command
do to me, huh?
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Well, they did feed
your predecessor
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through six
trash compactors.
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OK, all right already.
You talked me into it.
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But I'll need someone
with a smaller mind.
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Hey, Agent Ammonia Pine.
Ha-ha ha-ha.
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Long time, Ammonia.
You busy?
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What now?! I'm cleaning.
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Uh, listen, babe.
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It just so happens I got
this ug-a-ly stain over here
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that I just can't get out.
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(knock on door)
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(door opens)
Where's that stain?
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You say it's ugly?
Let me at it.
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Ammonia, these are for you.
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For me? Hmm, a bit dusty.
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Ammonia, babe, hey, hey, hey,
cool the cleanser, all right?
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Let's talk about you and me
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and some very dirty banks.
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You know,
I've always admired you.
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You have?
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(Gosalyn) You have to think
of our future, Honk.
Check this out.
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T-shirts, posters,
action figures -
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they're all bought
by the Perfect Guy
Fan Club.
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All that money
for a made-up character.
We've got the real one!
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We could make a killing
with a Darkwing Duck
Fan Club.
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I thought you were
cleaning up this fire trap.
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Hi, Dad.
I was just thinking
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Darkwing Duck
needs a fan club.
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A fan club?
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Now, this is just
a rough prototype,
of course.
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The point is,
we'll rake in the bucks.
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Gee, uh,
you got my good side, too.
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Mm, I don't know, Gosalyn.
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I'm a mysterious hero,
the terror that flaps
in the night.
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I count on surprise.
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Look, you are the best, Pop.
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Isn't it time
people recognized it?
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Hmm. Well, you certainly
do have a point there.
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Well, I'll think about it.
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Hey, it's the Flash Quack
with a secret message
from J. Gander Hooter.
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See? Just what I mean.
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People pay good money
for neat stuff like this.
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"Last night,
several banks knocked over,
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burglarized
in complete silence."
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Hmm. Sounds like a job
for Darkwing Duck!
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Grrreat! What are we
waiting for?
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"We're" not going anywhere,
young lady.
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You're going to stay right here
and clean up this mess.
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But I -
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OK, you go on ahead.
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Come on, Honk, we've got
corporate strategic planning
to do.
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Looks empty to me.
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But how could
a huge building like this
get knocked over and emptied
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without waking
the whole city?
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Gather round, fans, and watch
the living legend at work.
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What?! Already?
I said I'd think about it.
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(Gosalyn) Come on,
your public awaits.
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Ohh...
OK, I'll-I'll wing it.
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Notice if you will,
youngsters,
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this large bank is lying
on its side.
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This guy's
a regular Sherlock Holmes.
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What can be deduced
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is that it would take
an army of villains
to move this.
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Yikes! Come back!
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(blows whistle)
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Yikes!
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For my next trick...
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He's no superhero.
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Well,
that's for sure.
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Hey, give him time,
guys.
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Darkwing Duck's
just warming up.
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What?
A soapy bank robbery?
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This can only be the work
of one disinfected villain,
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my nemesis Ammonia Pine,
agent of FOWL.
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This concludes
today's demonstration.
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Sign up now for Darkwing's
next incredible performance.
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Tickets are going fast.
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Ammonia, babe,
I gotta tell you
the way you handle suds,
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well, it is a thing
of beauty.
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Well, here we are,
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another bank to clean up
and clean out.
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Ha-ha-ha. You've got
a way with words, Ammonia.
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That is the sign
of a quick mind.
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Make that
a clean mind, hon.
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Let 'er rip, Steely.
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You got it, Lemon Fresh.
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Oh-ho!
Suds, do your stuff.
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Perfect landing.
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Hit the sump pump, hon.
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Oh, man, just look
at all this currency.
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Ha-ha-ha. Hey,
we're a team, Ammonia,
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like, uh,
like soap and water.
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That's a good one!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Ammonia Pine
is seldom this ambitious.
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Unless she works
with a partner.
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Ooh! Gos, why don't you
watch wh-
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Gosalyn, does the term
"secret agent"
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mean anything to you?
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Accent on the "secret."
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Relax.
We've got it covered.
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Oh, wow!
Look...
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Come on, DW,
let's see some action.
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Oh, shucks, ha-ha.
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I don't usually do
fan demonstrations,
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but under the circumstances...
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Yay! All right!
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(tall rooster) Cool!
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(all) Ooh.
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Ahh.
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Launchpad will assist me
in the next phase
of the demonstration.
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Now, try to imagine
that Launchpad here
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is a witless,
brainless thug.
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I know it's a stretch.
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Hi-yaha!
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(gasps)
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What a show!
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Hi-ye-waii-hey!
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(blows landing/ grunting)
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Sorry, friend,
no note-taking in here,
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but you'll find
all the notes you need
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in the authorized
Darkwing Duck Crime-fighting Diary,
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only 12.95.
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All right!
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Homemade capes? Ew.
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Behold!
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The Darkwing Duck official cape
is much more aerodynamic
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and it's wrinkle-resistant.
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Only 15.50.
Neato!
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You know,
this fan club stuff
really helps my image.
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Good job, Gos.
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You know, Gosalyn, babe,
I been thinkin'.
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There's plenty
of markets out there
we haven't even touched -
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direct mail, radio spots...
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What about cereal boxes?
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Note to myself -
a Darkwing decoder
in every box.
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(phone rings)
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It's for you.
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(man) 30 seconds, DW.
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Oh, enough talk.
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I'm on.
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(man over PA) Ladies and gentlemen,
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it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you at this time
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the hardest-working duck in crime-fighting,
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the star of the show...
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Put your hands together for Darkwing Duck!
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the rhinestones
on the jumpsuit of justice.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Are you ready?
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(all) Yes!
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Then let's get dangerous.
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Waah!
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(shudders) Ooh!
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Yay! Cool!
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(crowd whistles and cheers)
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Wayne Newton,
eat your heart out.
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And I just finished
this great book.
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Yeah, a study comparing
powdered and liquid bleach.
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What a page-turner.
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Oh, ya got to read it.
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Just a few more bags.
Just a few more bags.
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(kids shouting)
Hey, what's
all the racket?
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Beats me, hon.
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Looks like Megavolt's
having a block party.
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(engine rumbling in distance)
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(crowd cheering)
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Finally,
someone I can waste.
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(♪ flourish) (cheers and applause)
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And now Darkwing Duck
will dazzlingly demonstrate
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his lightning-quick
reflexes.
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Watch as I -
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Hey! (burbles, coughs)
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That last bit isn't
in the script.
No wonder. Look!
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It's Ammonia Pine
and Steelbeak.
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Waah! Waah! Whoo!
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Wow. Why can't you
ever find soap this good
in a public restroom?
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Uh, watch closely, fans,
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as DW puts away
the bad guys... I hope.
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(Darkwing) Whoa-oa!
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(Darkwing and Launchpad)
Whoa-oa-oa!
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(crash)
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OK, let's get all ducks
in line, here.
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You know,
finishin' you two off
is real entertainment.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Too bad
I can only do it once.
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Looks like
you're upside down
and up against it,
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Stain Brain.
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Well, things aren't always
what they seem, Mop Top.
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My gas should render
this trash washed up, LP.
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Stand back, Steely.
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I'm goin' down swingin'!
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Puh-lease.
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Can't you accept defeat
gracefully?
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Lucky punch.
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Launchpad,
what are you doing?
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Uh, crashing
just comes naturally to me.
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Come on,
let's finish 'em off.
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No, no!
You'll get in the way.
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Get him, Darkwing.
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Come on, LP,
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let's fertilize
this overgrown bubble-blower.
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(all) Darkwing!
Come on!
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Ha-ha. They love me.
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Let's clean house,
eh, Steely?
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My one chance
to blow off steam,
and she hogs the action.
254
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:25,960
Yeah, yeah, let's just
finish him off.
255
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,229
(snorts)
256
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,297
Fertilizer.
257
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:30,831
Dirt. Filth!
258
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,435
Naah! I must clean.
259
00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,637
I don't believe this.
260
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,228
Hey, watch it.
261
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,580
Oh!
262
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,217
Hey!
263
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:55,406
Time to slip and slide,
Sludge Face.
264
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,909
Oh, no!
265
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,243
No soap!
266
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,412
All right,
peel out, Ammonia.
267
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:05,749
But there's still fertilizer
on the ground.
268
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:10,571
So we'll come back later.
Just go!
269
00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:14,675
Oh, wow. DW sure
showed those villains,
didn't he, Gosalyn?
270
00:13:14,677 --> 00:13:17,311
Yeah, sure did.
271
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,814
(man on TV) ...and when you join the Darkwing Duck Fan Club...
272
00:13:19,816 --> 00:13:21,849
Oh, Dad,
I've been thinking.
273
00:13:21,851 --> 00:13:24,685
Maybe we should dissolve
the Darkwing Fan Club.
274
00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:26,588
Very funny.
275
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,490
Well, it would give you
a chance to concentrate
276
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,726
on what you do best -
fight crime.
277
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,563
Gosalyn, dear,
this fan club is a big help.
278
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:40,100
Besides,
it's an overdue tribute
to my crime-fighting ability.
279
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:43,403
But, Dad,
you were so caught up
signing autographs and stuff
280
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,106
that you could have been
killed today.
281
00:13:46,108 --> 00:13:49,543
Risk is Darkwing Duck's
middle name.
282
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:52,446
I'm talking about getting
your tail feathers kiacked!
283
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:54,448
Fine.
I'll run the fan club.
284
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:57,452
Tomorrow you can stay home
and concentrate on what
you should do best -
285
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,787
clean your room!
286
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:04,725
Next time I get a bright idea,
I'll keep my big mouth shut.
287
00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:07,228
Now comes the action part
of the program,
288
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,230
where you'll learn firsthand
289
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:12,100
how to capture crooks
Darkwing Duck-style.
290
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,485
Getting all this down
for the Darkwing Duck
fan letter?
291
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,536
Yes, sir.
292
00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:17,054
(Launchpad)
Look DW, Steelbeak.
293
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:21,659
OK, everybody, keep quiet
and watch a master at work.
294
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:29,650
2, 4, 6, 8,
who do we appreciate?
295
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,486
Darkwing! Darkwing!
296
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:34,154
Darkwing Duck!
Shh.
297
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:38,592
Psst! Guys,
you gotta be
more quiet.
298
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,681
You know, those kids
deserve a Darkwing Duck
big entrance.
299
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,718
Excuse me, LP.
I'll handle this alone.
300
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:52,073
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
301
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:55,309
I am the stain
that can't be rubbed out.
302
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,178
Gee, what a surprise.
303
00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:00,465
I guess you got me.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
304
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,867
And all this time I thought
you were Darkwing Do-Nothin'.
305
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,704
Nice work, DW.
306
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,539
(all) Yeah, Darkwing!
307
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,624
Haven't lost my touch.
308
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:13,928
By the way, DW,
whatever happened
to Ammonia P-
309
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,713
Good work, honey.
310
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:19,650
You lulled 'em to sleep,
Baby Beak.
311
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,991
Reel 'em in, Steely!
312
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,062
(all) Hey! Hey!
313
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,717
All right, listen up,
Darkwing Dolt. Ha-ha-ha.
314
00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:38,102
Even you
got enough brains to see
315
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,939
that you better stay away
from Ammonia and me.
316
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:46,844
Or else your kids
are gonna get it, get it?
317
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,649
Whoa-oa whoa!
318
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,920
You know,
my little love sponge,
319
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:59,022
FOWL will be able
to afford a fleet
of these vehicles
320
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,758
with all the loot
we're stealin'.
321
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,096
Steely, I've been waiting
322
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,198
for the right moment
to ask you.
323
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,101
I... Well, I'll just say it.
324
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,269
Will you marry me?
325
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:15,473
Yeah, right.
326
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,894
I'm just so moved.
327
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,848
Hey, let's just wait
till our crime wave
is over, all right?
328
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,817
Then we can have
some quiet time to talk.
329
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,403
(snickers)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
330
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,106
(beeping)
Mess monitor
red alert.
331
00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:34,759
There's a filthy mess
around here.
332
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,427
Let's go!
333
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,696
Oh, man, not again.
334
00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:43,634
Aha!
335
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,804
Some slovenly jerk has left
chewing gum on this bench.
336
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:54,311
Shh.
337
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,552
(sighs)
338
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,238
Filth obliterated.
339
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,991
I should have dissolved
the fan club.
340
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,526
The kids are gone,
and it's all my fault.
341
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,129
Boy, you must feel
really rotten.
342
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:16,000
Why, thank you
for being so understanding.
343
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:19,003
I say we break into
that tub o' suds
and take him out.
344
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,339
Well, OK, DW,
but Honker and the kids
345
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,575
will probably get walloped
if we do that.
346
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,776
Oh.
347
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,761
We're going after them, LP.
348
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:31,182
Darkwing Duck
does not know the meaning
of the word "defeat."
349
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,552
I know who's getting
a dictionary for his birthday.
350
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,971
Gos, Steelbeak and Ammonia Pine
soaped your dad and Launchpad
351
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,890
and then kidnapped
the fan club kids.
352
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,060
I got away when Ammonia's
mess monitor went off.
353
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,731
Honk, we've gotta save 'em!
What's a mess monitor?
354
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,733
Ammonia's got radar
that goes off
355
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,235
when it monitors
a filthy mess nearby.
356
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,840
Hey, if there's
a mess to be made,
I'm the one to make it.
357
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,092
I'll just make a cake
358
00:17:58,094 --> 00:18:01,228
like I did
for Pop's birthday.
359
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:04,731
Let's see 'em
suck up this.
360
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:08,168
Gosalyn, you're trashing
your own house.
361
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,838
Trashing my house
to save those kids, Honk.
362
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,240
You know any other way
to get 'em to come here?
363
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,708
Come on.
364
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:17,261
Let's hit your dad's room.
365
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:21,532
I bet you never knew the history
of the garbage disposal
was so fascinatin'.
366
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,902
Hmm? Oh. Oh, yeah.
Captivatin'.
367
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,071
Greetings, Agent Steelbeak.
368
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,272
Whoa. Hello, High Command.
369
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,274
Hey, did you get
the last deposit?
370
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,276
Excellent work. Thanks to you two,
371
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,312
FOWL is back to a full schedule of criminal activity.
372
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:40,084
No problemo. We'll just
knock over this last bank,
and ba-boom, I'll be on my -
373
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,187
Agent Pine has reported on how much you two enjoy working as a team.
374
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,155
She has?
375
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,158
Given your success, we're considering putting you two on assignment together.
376
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,827
Indefinitely.
377
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,496
High Command out.
378
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,847
Yeah, b-b-but I...
379
00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:56,100
Congratulations, hon.
380
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,935
Wh-Wh-Where you goin'?
381
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,105
Uh, noplace, Ammonia,
and neither are you.
382
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,224
I am the terror that fla-
383
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,410
Come here. Why, you -
384
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,913
For a nickel I'd rip you -
385
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,032
Why, I oughta... Ow!
386
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:14,302
Well, take that!
387
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:17,421
Oh, it's not enough
to jeopardize
my position with FOWL.
388
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,323
She has to hog
all the fun, too.
389
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,475
(beeping)
My mess monitor.
390
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:25,462
(gaps)
Oh, this is the... big one!
391
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,299
I always knew you were
a big chicken, Steelbeak.
392
00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:37,808
Hey, for the first time,
I actually like this soap.
393
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,428
Hang on, DW!
394
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,766
(Ammonia) The filthy mess is
in that house right there!
395
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:53,324
All right,
let's give these soap suds
a run for their money.
396
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,199
Good work, LP.
Let's get dangerous.
397
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,966
We're wasting time,
Ammonia.
398
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,702
This place
is clean enough already.
399
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,004
Clean enough? Ha-ha!
400
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,324
Leave the cleaning to me,
Steely.
401
00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,826
Way to go, Honk.
402
00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:15,328
Pouring Wacky Glue
all over the foundation
was a smooth move.
403
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,933
(all yell)
404
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,222
My bed!
405
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,041
(DW) Give up yet,
chrome lips?
406
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,478
Not you again.
407
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,167
Foul punch.
I demand a rematch.
408
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,669
See whatcha done?
409
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:43,674
We could have left
in plenty of time,
but, no, not you.
410
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:48,512
You had to indulge
a moronic obsession
with cleaning!
411
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:52,549
Does that mean
you don't wanna marry me?
412
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,921
Marry you?! I don't wanna live
on the same continent as you.
413
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,523
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
get this, Ammonia.
414
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,793
I kinda like dirt!
415
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:06,396
(cackles)
416
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,033
Aah! Stop it!
417
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,602
Muck, mud, dirt, filth -
give it to me.
418
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,587
Give it to me, baby.
I gotta have it all.
419
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,557
Dirt, dirt, dirt,
dirt, dirt. I love dirt.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
420
00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,065
(vacuum dies)
421
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:28,001
Hey, man, who do we see
about a full refund?
422
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,572
That's it, trash bag.
423
00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:33,173
Nobody dumps me.
424
00:21:33,175 --> 00:21:36,093
I'm reporting you
to High Command.
425
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,029
I hate to interrupt
your little domestic quarrel,
426
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,431
but...
427
00:21:43,319 --> 00:21:46,987
You win this round,
Dirtwing.
428
00:21:46,989 --> 00:21:49,122
As for me...
429
00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:52,593
I wash my hands
of this whole affair.
430
00:21:52,595 --> 00:21:54,995
Ha! Wash! Ha-ha-ha.
431
00:21:54,997 --> 00:22:00,284
Washing, cleaning,
soaping, doing... Ha-ha!
432
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:03,988
See what a messy room
can do, Dad?
433
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,690
Well... (sighs)
434
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:09,593
I've always said
that crime-fighting
is a dirty job, kiddo.
435
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,111
♪ Darkwing Duck
436
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,115
♪ Darkwing Duck
437
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,453
♪ Darkwing Duck
438
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,891
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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