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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Take a letter, Maria.
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To Mr. Numero Uno,
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c/o St. Canard
Minimum-Security Prison...
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Dear Mr. Uno,
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sorry about your conviction
on tax-evasion charges...
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But you still need to pay us
for your defense. Now!
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Love, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera.
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(rings)
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Shyster and Loophole,
tax attorneys.
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Could this be "the" Shyster and Loophole?
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(both gasp)
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Not the tax attorneys?
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Yes.
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Oh, sorry. Must have the wrong number.
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Aah!
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the paper cut that
ruins your morning. I am -
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Let me guess -
you're Daycare Duck.
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Gosalyn, Honker, I told you
never to follow me to work.
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There was nothing good
on TV.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Just impressionable
roller skaters
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I rescued from
a burning sidewalk.
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Ahem! Now, then,
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when did you last see
Shyster and Loophole?
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Well, they were
dictating a letter to Mr. Uno
when the phone rang.
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You mean Numero Uno
the math genius
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serving two to four
for evading taxes on his
five- and ten-cent stores
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11 or 12 months ago?
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Why don't you
run along and play, child
whom I've never met before?
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(gasps)
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Numero Uno - a convicted
numbers criminal.
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It all adds up to
a vengeance motive to me.
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Um, um, there's,
um, uh...
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Yes?
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Spit it out!
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Um, hoofprint,
p-p-prehistoric, over there.
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Prehistoric?
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You mean dinosaurs,
in this day and age?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Dinosaurs. This is
obviously the work
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of fugitive Martian
carnival geeks.
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Charming, aren't they?
Now get along now, children.
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Hey, wait. Aren't we gonna
nail those alien dirt bags?
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I think that means no.
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Prehistoric footprints.
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This could get me an "A"
on my science project.
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Keen. Darkwing Duck
gets adventure.
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What do I get?
Homework.
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Can we go home yet?
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But we haven't run out
of dinosaur prints.
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Aw, come on, Honk.
Dinosaurs are extinct.
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I know.
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I mean, they don't exist.
I know.
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So, what are they?
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Dinosaur prints.
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(woman over PA) This is your warden.
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Thank you for not escaping.
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Enjoy your stay
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at the St. Canard Minimum-Security Prison.
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There's Numero Uno.
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I'll just nab
that nefarious lawyer napper
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with the help
of my new elasto-suspenders.
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The soaring sleuth
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skillfully severs
his suspender snaps.
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Gah. So sever already.
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Come on, unfasten,
snaps, unbuckle. Off.
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Fore!
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How perfectly logical.
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Dinosaur prints lead us
to a natural history museum.
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(smacking)
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(pop)
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Something tells me
he's not our guy, Honk.
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Wh-What was that?
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Maybe it's
the lawyer nappers.
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Ooh, boy.
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(Gosalyn) It came
from over there.
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Mwah. Now we're
on the right track.
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Now we're
on the right track.
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Uno's days are numbered.
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I can just land
the Thunderquack, DW.
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Don't bother, LP.
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I'm gonna get these
elasto-suspenders to work
if it kills me.
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Bronzed or burnt, Uno,
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you're coming with me.
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Oh, dear, I am
starting to burn.
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Where's my 25 sunscreen?
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I'm gone.
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Um, no lawyer nappers
around here.
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Boy, people will leave
their garbage anywhere.
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Come on, Honk,
let's recycle.
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Ooh, ah... ah...
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So much for your
live-dinosaur theory.
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Ahchoo!
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He looks like
a live one to me.
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(blows) Whew.
Excuse me.
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Aah!
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Please - sorry - come back!
Pardon me. I won't hurt you.
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Sorry.
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Wait!
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Ooh, boy. Wow!
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Phew.
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Oops. Sorry.
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Um, y-y-you're
a stegosaurus,
aren't you?
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The plated lizard from
the late Jurassic period.
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Gee, uh, I don't know.
I used to be a janitor.
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Mondo. You talk.
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Yeah. My name's Stegmutt,
but my friends -
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I mean Dr. Fossil -
calls me, well, Stegmutt.
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Well, um,
I'm Honker Muddlefoot,
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student of science.
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Gosalyn Mallard,
Martian hunter - freelance.
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Wow, you really hunt
the Martians?
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Yeah. Do you really whack
Tyrannosauruses upside the head
with that awesome tail?
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That? No. I just use it
to open sodas.
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Oh. Bummer.
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So whatcha doin' here?
Museum's closed.
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Well, um,
I'm researching
dinosaurs
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for my school
science project.
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Ooh, boy, did you come
to the right place.
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You wanna see
a real science project, hmm?
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Oh, uh...
Sure.
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This time,
I've got just the thing
to keep my feet on the ground.
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I've got your number, Uno,
and it is up.
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My, ha-ha, I do believe
I feel a draft.
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(ding/crash)
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(Gosalyn)
Hey, this is some pad.
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Uh, Dr. Fossil?
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Well, it's about time,
Stegmutt.
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I was getting bored
watching my talons grow.
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Those aren't
circus elephants.
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Circus elephants juggle
and wear funny hats.
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I know that, Dr. Fossil.
These are my new friends.
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But I didn't ask
for new friends.
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I asked for
circus elephants!
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Can I show my new friends
your secret invention?
Can I, huh?
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What secret invention?
I don't see any
secret invention.
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Oh, good.
I'll be right back.
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Stegmutt, secrets are things
nobody else knows about.
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This is Dr. Fossil's
retro-evolution gun.
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And no secrets here.
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Pardon moi.
Retro what-o?
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Ooh, can I explain,
Dr. Fossil? Can I?
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N-No!
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It's great for
reheating leftovers,
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and it turns people
into dinosaurs.
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Aah!
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I'll show ya. (grunts)
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Oops.
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Sorry, Dr. Fossil.
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Stegmutt breaks
a lot of handles.
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I have to use oven mitts
to hold my hot-cocoa mug.
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Don't worry, Dr. Fossil.
I'll open it.
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(strains)
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If his strength
didn't come in so handy,
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I'd retro-evolve him
to amoeba.
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Well, my up-until-
two-minutes-ago
secret collection.
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Nifty, huh? We've got
ice-show penguins,
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rock musicians,
tax attorneys...
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Shyster and Loophole.
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Yeah. They're
my friends, too.
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So what's the point?
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The point, kiddo,
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is that I believe dinosaurs
became extinct
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when a speeding comet -
bam-boom -
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whacked our planet.
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The point is that
the famous Cleanser's Comet
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is due to pass
above us tonight!
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The point -
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Stegmutt, have you left
the bathroom light on again?
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Nope.
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Well, make sure.
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I keep Stegmutt in the dark
on certain details.
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He upsets easily.
Anyway...
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The point is tonight,
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with the help of the world's
largest supermagnet,
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that comet's going
to give us dinosaurs
a second chance!
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Y-You mean bam-boom?
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You got it, shorty.
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00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,173
And dinosaurs will trot
through the tulips again.
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00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:20,277
OK, you like dinosaurs,
but why do you have to
wipe out mankind?!
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00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:24,415
Do you know how hard it is
being a dinosaur
in a man's world?
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00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,018
I mean, the stares,
the resentment,
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all the people
running in the street,
screaming...
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"Look, it's Godzilla!"
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00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,058
Um, wouldn't it
just be easier
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to change yourself
back into a man?
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Oh, a wisenheimer, huh?
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00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:42,467
So, you think I'm funny.
You think I'm just here
to amuse you, huh?
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00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,902
Well, apparently
the rest of the world
does, too.
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T-shirts, bath toys,
comic books,
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chocolate-covered
little sandwich cookies.
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We dinosaurs
don't get any respect.
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Where's my soda?
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Never mind that.
Get the retro gun.
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Ha-ha, I was expecting
circus elephants,
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but a couple of smart kids
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will do just as well.
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00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,325
Oh, well, say hi
to those kids for us.
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(gun sizzles)
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(alarm ringing)
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Well, 6:00. Time to steal
the world's largest
supermagnet.
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Bam-boom!
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I still say Uno's our man.
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A quick stop home
to grab my x-ray goggles
and extend-o stilts,
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and we'll be
back in business.
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I don't know, DW.
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Maybe Honker was
onto something.
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You mean about dinosaurs?
Don't be ridiculous.
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00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,526
Uh, pardon me. Do you
know the way to Camp Canard?
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Huh? Oh, sure, pal. Left
at the next light, two rights,
a u-turn and another left.
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Ooh, boy, thanks.
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00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,366
Don't mention it.
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(ding)
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Launchpad,
did you see that?
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Yeah. That truck
had expired plates.
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00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,697
I know, but that's
not what I meant.
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That, uh, dinosaur
just got directions
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from the wrong motorist.
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00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,254
(ding) (horns honk)
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(phone buzzes)
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00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,527
Private Parking Space here.
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00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,831
Excuse me. Is this "the" supermagnet bunker?
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00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,864
Yes, sir.
251
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,369
Wait, let me get this straight. The supermagnet -
252
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,538
I mean, the really, really big one?
253
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,140
Yes, sir.
254
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,177
Oh, sorry. Must have the wrong number.
255
00:13:38,835 --> 00:13:41,952
There goes
that prehistoric pilferer.
256
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:46,357
(sputters and stalls)
257
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,692
(coughs)
258
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,061
Uh, sorry, DW.
259
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,879
Forgot to gas up.
260
00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:58,285
These skates and my own
patented magnet gun
261
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,788
will keep me onto him
like a cheap suit.
262
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:04,626
Now, where's the "on" switch?!
263
00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:05,759
Yipe!
264
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,029
(horn honking)
265
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,199
(ding)
266
00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:14,885
Whew. I almost
broke the law.
267
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,154
(ding)
268
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:21,893
Oh, this radar shows
Stegmutt's really cooking.
269
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,797
Wh-Wh-What's this other blip?
270
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:30,134
(gibberish)
271
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,670
Oh, thank goodness
it's not a threat.
272
00:14:34,558 --> 00:14:37,408
(gibberish) Yikes!
273
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,343
(horn blaring)
274
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,283
Ooh, boy.
275
00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,824
Boy. Ooh, boy.
276
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,262
I'm really onto him now.
277
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:12,993
Supermagnet plus comet
equals bam-boom!
278
00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:20,201
Yikes!
279
00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:25,873
Suck gas, evildoer.
280
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,375
W-With my asthma?
281
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:29,977
Are you kidding?
282
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:32,346
Whoa. (choking)
283
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:35,232
Whoa.
284
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,385
I'm back. Ooh, boy.
285
00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:41,472
We're sure gonna have fun
being dinosaurs together.
286
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:47,144
Not. Listen close, Stegmutt.
Fossil's using that magnet
to wipe out mankind.
287
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:50,815
Dr. Fossil wouldn't do that.
He's a smart man.
288
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,385
Oh, he was a smart man.
Now he's a screw-loose
dinosaur.
289
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,586
Show him, Honk.
290
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,724
Um, the hypotenuse
of a speeding comet
291
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,225
times earth squared
292
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,161
divided by the rate
of 2 million miles per minute
293
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,964
equals... bam-boom.
294
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,966
And you know what
that means.
295
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,203
No more chocolate-covered
sandwich cookies.
296
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,204
Grr...
297
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,877
We gotta stop
that crazy dinosaur.
298
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:26,117
(panting) Had enough, Fossil?
299
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,485
Darkwing...
300
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,205
Ohh.
301
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,707
Why aren't those brats
transformed yet?
302
00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:37,478
Unhand those children,
bone breath.
303
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:41,515
Stegmutt's innocent.
Don't hurt him.
304
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:48,022
I don't think I hurt
the little tyke.
305
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,029
Darkwing!
306
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,108
Darkwing?
307
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:11,045
I didn't mean to hurt him.
It was an accident.
308
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:24,175
Aah, a dinosaur.
309
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,543
And a ridiculous one
at that.
310
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,146
Darkwing, is that you?
311
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,682
Well, of course it's me.
312
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,718
My, what big feet I have.
313
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,840
Yikes, I'm a dinosaur!
314
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,842
Honker, he's alive!
315
00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:42,743
Stegmutt, he's alive.
316
00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:45,212
Dr. Fossil,
he's alive.
317
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:46,814
Not for long.
318
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:59,877
Say hi to the comet for me.
319
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,368
Not so fast, Fossil.
320
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,236
I may be prehistoric,
321
00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:12,206
but there's a crime-fighter
swimming in my gene pool.
322
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,975
Aw, terrific.
323
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:19,730
Let's get dangerous.
324
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,716
Oh, no,
the switch is stuck.
325
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,585
Let me try.
326
00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:29,072
Oops, sorry.
327
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,575
Honker, how do we
kill the magnet?
328
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:35,212
Um, I'll look it up.
329
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,615
"Chapter Three - Magnetism.
330
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,100
See Chapter 14 -
Electromagnetism."
331
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,101
Hurry.
332
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,124
Look, it's Godzilla!
Run for your lives!
333
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,161
(screaming)
334
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:54,231
Uh, wait. Citizens...
it's only me - Darkwing Duck.
335
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,999
Remember?
336
00:18:56,001 --> 00:19:00,571
Huh? Huh? It's not
so easy being a dinosaur
in a man's world, is it?
337
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,141
Tough beans, Fossil.
You're history.
338
00:19:15,004 --> 00:19:17,972
(phone rings)
339
00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:20,273
Hello.
340
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:24,361
Excuse me. Is this "the" Darkwing Dinosaur?
341
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,213
Yes, it is.
342
00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:29,449
Sorry, I must have
the wrong number.
343
00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:31,118
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
344
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,239
Yikes.
345
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,573
(raspberry)
346
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,616
You're amoeba, Darkwing.
347
00:19:47,069 --> 00:19:50,254
Um, all we have to do
is alter the field of force
348
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,924
produced by its
atomic electrons...
349
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,626
Honker, could you skip
the preliminaries?
350
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,595
...achieved by realigning
the magnetic field.
351
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,032
I'm gonna miss you guys.
352
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,604
Herbert Muddlefoot Jr.,
get to the point.
353
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,809
Or more simply put,
we move the magnet.
354
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,311
Ooh, boy, can I try?
Can I?
355
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,213
(both) Yes!
356
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,468
Wh-What? What?
No bam-boom?
357
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,103
Hey.
358
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,197
(both) We did it!
359
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:53,567
Now we just need
Dr. Fossil's retro gun.
360
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:56,337
Hey, what do you know.
361
00:20:56,339 --> 00:21:00,974
H-Hands off, Stegmutt.
That's mine.
362
00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:05,429
Oh, gee. Whaah!
363
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,802
Ship ahoy.
364
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,339
No more self-righteous
superheroes.
365
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,707
Boom!
366
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,294
No more little dinosaur puzzles
with missing pieces.
367
00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:22,980
The world awakens
to a new day.
368
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:27,167
Rescued in its oblivious slumber
by the unheralded heroism
369
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:30,504
of mankind's humble guardian
Darkwing Duck.
370
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,839
Ahem.
371
00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:34,709
Uh, with a little help
from Honker.
372
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,543
Ahem!
373
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,813
And dinosaur friend.
374
00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:43,850
Time to turn my friends
back to normal.
375
00:21:44,853 --> 00:21:47,021
Heroes first.
376
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:51,425
Just to make sure it's safe.
377
00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:57,398
Oops, sorry.
378
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,502
Until we get this right,
gang,
379
00:22:01,504 --> 00:22:06,439
promise you'll keep me away
from any tartar sauce.
380
00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:23,724
♪ Darkwing Duck
381
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,228
♪ Darkwing Duck
382
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,733
♪ Darkwing Duck
383
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,771
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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