Original subtitles

♪ Daring duck of mystery

♪ Champion of right

♪ Swoops out of the shadows

♪ Darkwing owns the night

♪ Somewhere some villain schemes

♪ But his number's up

♪ 3-2-1

♪ Darkwing Duck

♪ When there's trouble, you call DW

♪ Darkwing Duck

Let's get dangerous.

♪ Darkwing Duck

Darkwing... duck!

♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears

♪ A master of surprise

♪ Who's that cunning mind behind

♪ That shadowy disguise?

♪ Nobody knows for sure

♪ Bad guys are out of luck

♪ 'Cause here comes

♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!

♪ When there's trouble, you call DW

♪ Darkwing Duck

Let's get dangerous.

♪ Darkwing Duck

Better watch out, you bad boys!

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪

Yaah!

Heh-heh-heh-heh.

So much for Darkwing Duck.

Yaah!

Heh. Thanks for the ride.

I hope this is enough money

to get the power back to the hospital.

Megavolt's running the power company?

How long was I out?

Aah. I'm sorry. I'll never mow the lawn again.

Bushroot's plants are terrorizing the populace.

(both) Help, police!

(clacking)

Help, police!

Quackerjack cops run the streets? What have I done?

The Fearsome Five have taken over the city,

and it's all my fault.

I wanted to save the city all by myself

so I'd get all the glory.

I was in way over my head.

Obviously this is Liquidator's part of town.

The Fearsome Five took over the city in just five minutes.

A lot of help Darkwing Duck was.

What if something happened to him?

Yeah. Who'll be my bowling partner?

Who'll save St. Canard?

Take heart, gang. We've got to save St. Canard.

The Fearsome Five has cut off the city from the rest of the world,

and we're the only ones who can stop them.

Morgana, we'll need your mystical powers.

Stegmutt, your strength will be a great asset.

Neptunia, your command of the creatures of the sea will be of great help.

Sorry, sweetie, but I've got pressing matters at sea to take care of.

Besides, if I don't hit the ocean soon, I'm gonna dry out.

Oh, won't you reconsider? You can use my moisture cream.

Not my brand.

Good luck, land dwellers.

Bye-bye.

Hmm, our team seems to be dwindling,

but if we split up, we can cover more ground.

Morgana, do you have a mystical hideout-finding power, maybe, perhaps?

Well, I don't know. Good.

You find the villion's hideout.

I'll see if I can take out that electric wall from the power company.

What do I get to do, Mr. GizmoDuck? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Uh, well, uh...

Well, I'll search for Darkwing.

Sorry, little Gizmo buddy.

You must stay here where it's safe.

But who's gonna - I'll look for Mr. Darkwing. Then I can give him his change.

Well, I suppose somebody should look for him.

You gotta find him, Stegmutt. I'm counting on you.

I promise, Gosalyn, I won't let ya down.

And be careful if you run into any villains.

Hey, Hal. What? What is it?

Someone fell into Devil's Gorge

and has a compound fracture of the lower mandible?

It's not my fault I can't understand you. Maybe if you had a mouth...

This is highly unusual.

Why is my ocean all over this city?

(crowd murmurs)

High and dry with nowhere left to go?

A Liquidator-brand rubber raft

may be just the thing you need to save your life.

A steal at $1 million!

(Southern accent) But this is all the money we have.

Easy financing available.

Mm, these land dwellers do need help.

And I think I'm just the fish for the job.

Order now. Operators are standing by.

(blows)

So am I, bub, to see you leave these folks alone.

Why experience embarrassment, humiliation, panic

when you can surrender right now?

Silly fish, the ocean can't hide you.

Water and the Liquidator go great together.

Now, where did that villain go? Hee-hee-hee.

Is he behind you? Over there? Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Or here?

What say we go for a little spin?

Whoa-a-a-a-waah!

Fish - 1, Big mouth - zero.

Triumph now with the Liquidator.

Look, Archie, the villains' hideout.

My powers worked.

(snarling)

Bushroot. Morgana.

Oh, where's Dark when I need him?

Hah! Darkwing Duck's just a smear on the pavement.

Oh, no, no, no, not my Dark!

Eek, Squeak, attack!

J-just get away. Just get away. Get out of here.

Aah! No.

Oh, there. Now they're just harmless daisies.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll show you harmless.

Oh. Stop that.

OK, big fella, do your thing.

(Morgana) Aah!

Hah! Some witch.

Doesn't do a bad daisy, though.

Darkwing. Yoo-hoo, Darkwing Duck.

Oops. Shh. I've gotta be careful.

Anyone could be a villain. Good thing I've got a disguise.

Blaah! A dinosaur in a fake nose and glasses!

No, no, no, no. I'm not a dinosaur.

This is my real nose and glasses, honest.

You think this is funny?

Oh. Oh, toys. They're so fun.

Fun? You think so? Hoo-hoo. They're my own design.

That's not nice. (gasps) You're a villain.

(gasps) You're a genius.

Genius? Where? Oops.

(pants) Troops, attack!

Ah... oh, no.

Here comes Mr. Droopy Lids.

(yawns) I failed you, Gosalyn.

(snores)

But we need electricity to run the hospital.

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Megavolt, the cad.

This situation calls for unique gizmo talents of GizmoDuck.

Ignore this cur, O healing professionals.

I shall defeat Megavolt easily,

and your hospital will have more electricity than you can shake a really big stick at.

Oh, thank you, GizmoDuck.

You're a true hero.

I go where I am needed. No crime shall be ignored, no injustice unpunished.

Aah!

No wrong unwritten - uh, unrighted.

Now you two step back.

Eat volts, transistor brain!

(stammers) My gizmos are akimbo.

St. Canard is helpless, just like its heroes.

Heroes, baah. What a sorry bunch of losers.

We're rich. Darkwing Duck is pushing up daisies,

and soon, the rest of St. Canard's heroic avengers

will be taking a big dirt nap right alongside him.

Heh, ain't life grand? Heh-heh-heh.

(all laugh)

Where could they be?

Ew, blecch, a spider!

No, Launchpad. It's Archie, Morgana's friend.

Oh, heh, sorry.

What is it, Archie, old pal? What's happened?

(gibberish)

What? Someone fell into Devil's Gorge

and has a compound fracture of the lower mandible? Is that it?

No. It's Morgana. She's been captured. They all have.

I would've understood it if he didn't mumble like that.

Oh, now everyone's captured. I'm never going to see Dad again ever.

Hi.

Dad, you're OK!

No, I'm dirt.

I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low.

I am not the terror that flaps in the night.

(sobbing)

I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime.

I'm a gipnoid, a slug,

a spud-motherin' jackanape.

Aw, come on. You're not a slug.

Ohh.

Dad I gotta tell you something. The Justice Ducks -

Were right, Gosalyn. Oh, if only I'd listened to the Justice Ducks.

If only I'd accepted their help!

Yeah, but the Fearsome Five - Were too much to handle on my own.

I should've worked with the team.

But, Dad, the team needs you.

Think so? Of course they do.

It's not too late. The Justice Ducks and I can be one.

Oh...

If we work together as a team, the Fearsome Five shall fall!

Yes!

So, uh, where is everybody?

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

They've been captured!

Oh, perfect. Some team they turned out to be.

I guess I'll have to go save them.

Heh-heh-heh. The science of pain.

Ooh, gives me chills.

This devilish device drains your beloved gizmo suit,

keeping you weak, but when I throw the switch,

the energy reversal will fry you.

You cad! You... You... You... cad!

When these nuclear-fusion sunlamps

are activated by the switch,

we're gonna have ourselves a big ol' fish fry.

Missed. Nyah-nyah.

(Stegmutt squeals)

Oh, not so strong when you're weightless, are you?

I hope you can hold your breath a long time,

because all the air is going to be

sucked out of this chamber when I throw the switch.

Ooh, boy.

Heh-heh-heh. And you, my little pretty,

in the mystical power draining vice,

you're going to have your little bitty head squashed flat

when I throw the switch.

And without further ado, the switch!

Oops, that's not it.

It must be this one.

No. That leaves this one.

Heh-heh. Bye-bye, heroes. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Heh-heh-heh.

(Megavolt) Get out of my way, you weeds!

(Bushroot) Who are you calling a weed, plughead?

You, you dandelions.

Gimme just a tiny break!

(all gasp)

(all) NegaDuck!

I'm trying to have a little fun. Is there a problem out here?!

Well, he keeps shorting out the power company.

That's false advertising. His toys are trampling all my plants.

Are not, are not.

Ohh!

There you go, kids.

One empire, four parts. One for each of you.

You run it. You do everything.

Gee, how generous.

But what about you?

I get the loot.

(all) What? Why?

Because I said.

Oh...

If you put it that way...

Just when crime was about to pay,

the double-cross.

Ah, well, that's taken care of.

Now, all of you... eat hot death!

(buzzer buzzes)

(girlie voice) Flowers for NegaDuck!

I hate flowers.

Did I say flowers? I meant... I meant... skulls. Ha-ha-ha.

Skulls for NegaDuck.

I'll be right there.

This had better be good.

(ding)

Did I say skulls? I meant anvil.

Oh, I dented my anvil.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the perfect disguise.

NegaDuck can't take all the money while we do all the work.

It's unfair.

I'd like to fry his feathers.

Hey, why don't we?

Let's kill NegaDuck.

It is I, NegaDuck, your lord and master.

(Megavolt) Get him.

Hey... What's the deal? Is this any way to treat your leader?

So much for the perfect disguise.

Kill NegaDuck. Kill NegaDuck.

Kill who?

Yii! Two NegaDucks?

No, no, no. Look, I'm Darkwing Duck. He's NegaDuck. Kill him.

You thought he was me? You were going to kill me?!

No, no. We knew it was Darkwing.

Yeah. We were just testing. Didn't we already kill Darkwing Duck?

Yaah! The ghost of Darkwing Duck.

(sing-song) He's back.

Just get him now.

Gaah.

The Justice Ducks will triumph terrifically, you treacherous -

Not likely.

Note the critical condition of your captured compatriots.

Hi, Wingy.

And remember, sport fans,

the fun begins when I throw...

We know, we know.

The switch.

Right.

(gasps) Oh, no, you don't.

(all sigh)

Oh, yes, I do. (all scream)

(all sigh/all scream)

(sigh/scream)

(alternating sighs and screams)

Would somebody please squash this clown?!

(whimpers)

(gasping for air)

(gasping for air)

Ohh... ohh...

Now it's time to say goodbye

to all our company!

(whimpers)

Somebody do something.

(revs motor)

Ah...

Whoa, a yak.

Did I do OK, Dark?

Ya did great, Morg.

Justice Ducks, assemble.

(moo) Fearsome Five, get over here.

(both) Attack!

Oh, no, not again!

Lights out, Mega - Yeow!

Hoo-hoo-hoo. You've said a mouthful.

This time, it's bye-bye.

(Liquidator moans)

Wait. Hold it.

You nitwit.

Get away, you plant-eater, you. Go on, git.

Yaah!

I never fought a supervillain before. What do I do?

It's easy, Stegmutt.

Let's pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire.

Uh-oh.

Put out the Bushroot, put out the Bushroot.

Ha-ha. Nothing can stop these teeth.

Not even a dentist drill?

Aah!

Oh...

Maybe some anesthetic first.

(grunts) Oh, you are a slippery one.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Hey, pretty good, Morgana.

Not really. I'm trying to turn him into pudding.

Ah, yes, the "p" word. Allow me.

It's puddin' time.

Aah! Do not add water.

Shall we, Gizeroo?

Let's shall.

Heh-heh. We make a good mix.

OK, I put out the Bushroot.

Well, I guess it's up to the Fearsome One.

Come on, Justice Ducks. Let's get... dangerous.

(ding)

Don't move.

If I push this button, the electric wall will close in and destroy St. Canard.

(all gasp)

In fact, I think I'll just push it, anyway.

(all) No!

Huh?

(stammers and stutters)

Waah!

Oops.

Ground floor coming up.

Yaah, yaah, yaah.

Oops, missed.

Hoo-hoo, whoa.

A job well done, Justice Ducks.

Oh...

I'm not a duck. I used to be.

Say, you old curmudgeon, I thought you didn't wanna be a team.

Well, I-I never said that out loud.

Oh, Dark... mwah.

Boogie down, Wingy.

Now you can go on your date. That's it!

We'll all go on a big date. No, no, no, no. Get away.

I can handle this myself.

But what about the team? Not now.

Oh, Mr. Darkwing, here's your change.

Uh... nah. You keep it, Steggers.

Ooh, boy.

Shall we, Morg?

Yes, let's, Dark.

♪ Darkwing Duck

♪ Darkwing Duck

♪ Darkwing Duck

♪ Darkwing Duck ♪