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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to Stranglehold Arena
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for the wrestling event
of the century...
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(cheering)
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...a charity match
between the dee-readed
Masked Mangler...
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(booing)
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...and that mysterious
crime-fighter himself -
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Darkwing... Duck!
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Watch yourself, Dad.
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Mangler's
the transcontinental,
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intergalactic
world-title holder.
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Gosalyn,
Gosalyn, Gosalyn.
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I thought you knew
wrestling was phony.
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Well, of course it's fake.
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The fun part's
pretending it isn't.
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Gimme some credit, Dad.
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Fake? Wrestling's fake?
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OK, let's give these folks
what they paid for.
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(grunting)
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(crowd booing)
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Now it's my turn
to win for a while, right?
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I'll try to make it
look convincing.
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Hi-yaha!
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Shmoi-dei hung-yah!
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Ma-hooya hudah mmbah!
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Hoi-meh hooh bwa-yah!
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And, yeah.
And one of these,
and...
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(gasps)
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Oh, boy.
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You know,
a little falling over
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would add tons
to the creditability
of this act.
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(crowd booing)
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Giraffe.
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Boy, DW fakes pain
really well.
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Those bumps and bruises
are a nice touch.
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I don't think he's faking.
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We gotta create
some kind of diversion
and get him out of there.
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I'm leaving now,
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and don't anybody try
to stop me.
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Whoa, somebody's
robbin' the place!
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Nah, that's too obvious.
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Quackerjack - the terrible
toy master of crime!
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Octopus.
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Any chance I could get
some assistance here?
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Sure thing, DW.
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I'll take care
of the Mangler.
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I'll take that.
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Keep this behemoth busy, LP,
while I collar the crook.
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Poodle.
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It looks like Darkwing Duck
has tagged off to, uh...
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(whispers)
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...to the Hugely Muscled
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Head Ripper?
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The game's over,
Quackerja-
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Aah!
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Whatever you say,
Darkwing.
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It's an incredible
turnaround, folks.
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(panting)
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Oh, I give up.
Oh, please.
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Leave me alone, please.
Enough already.
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The Hugely Muscled
Head Ripper
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has Mangler
in a pinky lock!
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Help! He's after me.
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Oh, don't let
that demented duck get me.
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Quit your cowardly quaking,
Quackerjack,
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and hand over that money.
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All right, all right.
What's goin' on here?
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Ha. This is the man
who robbed the box office.
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Oh, yeah,
it's money, all right.
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Play money!
Huh?
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It looks like Darkwing Duck
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has tried to arrest
an innocent citizen
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for stealing his own money!
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Ha-ha! And the money
isn't even real!
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(crowd laughing)
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Poor Dad.
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I don't understand it.
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Why would Quackerjack
steal his own fake money?
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Psst. Darkwing Duck.
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If you wanna get back
at Quackerjack,
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I got something for you.
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He's gonna rob
First National bank
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and eliminate
all the witnesses
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with a bomb hidden
in a rubber chicken.
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A bomb
in a rubber chicken?
How fowl.
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And just how do you
know this, Mr...?
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Mister...
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That guy seemed
pretty flaky, Dad.
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Do you think
you ought to trust him?
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Flaky or extra crispy,
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he's still my best chance
to get even with Quackerjack.
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(laughs)
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Don't anybody try
to stop me!
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the $10 service charge
on all returned checks.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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You'll never stop me,
not as long as I have this.
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(gasps)
The rubber chicken.
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I'm not afraid to use it.
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OK. Take it easy there,
Quackerjacker.
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Just put the chicken down.
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Well, if you insist.
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(cackles)
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Look out! This chicken
could explode at any second!
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Get down! Run!
Take cover!
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This is Dan Gander outside First National Bank,
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where the rubber chicken crisis
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has just entered its tenth incredibly tedious hour.
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Darkwing Duck continues to cling to the chicken,
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refusing all offers to put him in a taxi
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and take him home.
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Gosalyn! Launchpad!
Get out of here.
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This thing could go
at any moment.
Gosalyn, no!
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Don't you know this is -
this is - this is...
not a bomb, is it?
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Don't take it so hard, Dad.
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It was an honest mistake.
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Oh, easy for you to say.
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You didn't spend
the last ten hours
on top of a chicken.
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(German accent)
Excuse me, Mr. Darkwing.
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My name is Loon.
Dr. Leopold L. Loon.
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I don't need a doctor, Doctor,
I need a mortician,
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somebody to bury the remains
of my once-sterling career.
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No, no. You is just a little
discombobulated, that's all.
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You is making all sorts
of wrong decisions
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because you is doubting
your very own self.
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I'm is? I am?
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No doubt about it.
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But you come see me
tomorrow morning,
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and by afternoon,
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you'll be as right
as raindropping, yeah?
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(giggles) Ta-ta.
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You're not thinking
about goin' to that guy,
are you, Dad?
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I don't know
if the doctor can help,
but he sure can't hurt.
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Well, I think
you'll find Mr. Meekles
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a very interesting
psycho-buddy, ja.
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I'm experiencing
a career crisis, too.
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This little test
will tell me more about you
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than your own mother
wants to know.
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"Which would you
rather wear to work -
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A - blue jeans,
B - a suit and tie,
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or C - a gaudy costume
with mask and cape?"
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What? No hat?
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"You and a coworker have
a dispute over paper clips.
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"Do you A -
punch him in the nose,
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B - complain to your boss..."
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Oh, here we go.
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"C - hide under your desk
and pray the whole thing
blows over."
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And what do you see
in this picture,
Mr. Darkwing?
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A pair
of powerful protagonists
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battling over the fate
of the universe.
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Mr. Meekles?
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Two swans dancing.
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Oh, it's a lovely picture,
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isn't it, Mr. Darkwing?
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I'll have to order a print
for the parlor.
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Through the use of hypnosis,
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we'll be able to reach
the root of your problem.
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You are going back,
back, back
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into the dim, dark recesses
of your primitive past.
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(Meekles screams)
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(Darkwing grunting)
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(thud)
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(jackhammer sound)
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(thud)
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(Masked Mangler's voice)
You realize, of course,
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that your poor social skills
doom you to extinction.
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Stop! No! No!
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Let me at him.
Where'd he go?
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Who's the big...?
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(clears throat)
Mr. Darkwing?
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Well, I am pleased to announce
the results of your tests.
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Mr. Meekles
and Mr. Darkwing.
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According to these tests,
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one of you should be
a cape-ed crime-fighter,
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stalking the rooftops
in search of evildoers...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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...and the other one
should be pouring tea
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at the Lace and Doily Society.
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Mr. Darkwing, your teapot.
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Huh?
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This is bogus. You can't quit
the crime-fighting business!
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Dr. Loon's tests prove it.
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As a superhero,
I'm a super zero.
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The world has seen the last
of Darkwing Duck.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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The first time
I robbed this place...
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(singsong)
I was only playing.
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But now that I've reduced
Darkwing Duck
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to psychological rubble,
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I can rob it for real!
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I'll be able to buy the toy
I've always wanted,
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as soon as I relieve
the box office safe of...
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$10 million?
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That's tonight's
prize money.
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Ha. The Mangler
wants a rematch
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with the Hugely Muscled
Head Ripper.
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(chuckles)
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What do you get if you lose?
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Five bucks
and a free Hippo burger.
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Maybe Darkwing Duck
oughta be there tonight
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just in case
you need help.
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Sorry, no can do.
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Major poetry reading
at the Lace and Doily Society
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this evening.
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(grunting)
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The pinky lock, Launchpad!
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Go for the pinky lock!
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(crowd booing)
Snakes... don't have...
pinkies.
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Oh, I hope Dad's
having better luck
in his new job.
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Oh, waiter, more tea.
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I am the kettle
that whistles in the night.
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♪ I'm a little teacup ♪
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with the teeny-weeny hole
in the handle that you can
never quite get your finger in.
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I... am Teapot Duck.
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More tea.
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(women gasp)
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Whoopsie.
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I'd better
turn down the pressure.
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"The Darkling Wood,
by Emily Duckinson.
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"In the darkling wood, I hear
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"What in my dreams
doth pierce the ear
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And in the quiet night
doth slumber.."
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(Darkwing snoring)
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Ahem.
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"My peaceful thoughts
are cast in umber!"
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What?
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Oh, sorry.
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Uh-oh.
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So many safes,
so little time.
257
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,527
And once I buy the toy
to end all toys,
258
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,462
I'll crack them all!
259
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,298
(laughs)
260
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,834
With Darkwing Duck retired,
there's no one to -
261
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,638
I am the terrier
that nips at your shoelaces.
262
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,642
I am the lavender
wrist slapper!
263
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,145
Now grab sky, bad guy!
264
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:12,049
I don't know
who your tailor is,
but I suggest you sue.
265
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,719
Oh, I didn't get this
from a tailor.
266
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,887
I found it
at the county landfill.
267
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:20,825
Oh, I always get new clothes
when I'm down in the dumps
myself.
268
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,494
But, enough fashion talk.
269
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:28,816
Teddy, destroy him.
270
00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:31,152
Suck gas, evildoer.
271
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:35,422
(laughing)
272
00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:37,792
Laughing gas?
273
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,661
I love this stuff!
274
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:43,064
Teddy - Teddy has no -
no sense of humor!
275
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,131
And...
276
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,702
Get him!
Get him, Teddy!
277
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:51,205
Oh, my.
278
00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:52,223
(growls)
279
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,709
(Meekles coughing, laughing)
280
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:56,777
(laughing)
281
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:06,254
Oh, oh! "B-Bare t-trees
282
00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:07,988
wither... wi-wither..."
283
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,425
Desist at once!
284
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:14,428
Ah! Here's the problem.
285
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:18,199
Tea bag stuck
in the thermo...stat.
286
00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:21,134
(clank)
287
00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:23,537
(woman) And stay out!
288
00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:28,476
Well, some people
have no manners.
289
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:33,547
And the test said
I was perfect for this job.
290
00:15:33,549 --> 00:15:37,868
I guess I'm just a failure
at everything.
291
00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:45,793
Ooh, I hate the first day
on a new job.
292
00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:47,795
Help me load up the loot
293
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,029
before some other idiot
comes in here and...
294
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,899
Is this where I pick up
my Hippo burger coupon?
295
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,969
Make that two Hippo burgers,
and don't forget his Fre-
296
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,737
French fries?
297
00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:59,090
(growls)
298
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,425
Bring the safe, Teddy.
299
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:05,997
I'll take care
of these two personally.
300
00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,820
Now look here,
Mr. Quackerjack.
301
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:14,087
You're not gonna -
302
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:20,193
You aren't taking that
lying down, are you,
Launchpad?
303
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,164
Oh, guess you are.
304
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:27,501
Darkwing Duck won't let you
get away with this.
305
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:30,070
Darkwing who?
306
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,607
Oh, yes, him.
307
00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:35,743
I suspect he's too busy
folding doilies
308
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,846
to care about
my little crime spree.
309
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:46,687
Forgetting something,
aren't you, Quackerjack?
310
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:56,147
Oh, this job
is far too stressful.
311
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,119
(♪ harmonica)
312
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:10,127
(sighs)
What's the use of it all?
313
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,297
I'm just a born loser.
314
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,169
Excuse me, sir.
315
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,805
I do hope
my throwing myself
off the bridge
316
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,139
won't disturb you.
317
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,408
What? Oh, no, no.
Not at all.
318
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,410
Go right ahead.
319
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,781
What?! You can't do this.
It's not the answer.
320
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,949
I'm afraid
I have no choice.
321
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,819
A test showed me
what my perfect job was,
322
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,656
and I was just
a terrible failure at it.
323
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,492
No test can tell you how
to live your life.
324
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,494
A man like you,
a man like me -
325
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,197
we boldly go
and daringly do.
326
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,600
Our heads are in the clouds
and our eyes are on the stars.
327
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,003
Fill up your eyes
with those stars, man!
328
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:54,839
With every fill-up
you get a free sports mug.
I do?
329
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,842
Your future's
out there, I tell ya!
It's comin' to ya!
330
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,111
And the future doesn't
leave recorded messages,
by the way.
331
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,346
You've got to be there
when she rings!
332
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,116
Oh, I will.
I will be there!
333
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,718
Oh, Mr. Duck,
you saved my life.
334
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,021
You're a real hero.
335
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,023
Hero? Yeah!
336
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,491
Yeah! Ha!
337
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,128
I guess I am
a real he- Whaa!
338
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,964
I won't be needing
this horrible weapon
anymore.
339
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:24,601
Maybe, maybe, oh, just maybe
I can get that lovely job
340
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,204
at the Lace and Doily Society.
341
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,190
Help! Help!
342
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,125
Somebody help me!
343
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,080
Grab on!
344
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,850
Quackerjack's
nabbed Gosalyn.
345
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,386
You want me to drop you
by the house before I -
346
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,655
No, pull in closer
to the bridge, LP.
347
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,058
I see something I need
down there.
348
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,661
I never should have let this
out of my hands.
349
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,431
Now fly to the tower.
350
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,900
We'll pick up
my spare costume.
351
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,169
You mean...?
That's right.
352
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,972
Darkwing Duck is back.
353
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,236
♪ When you have $10 million
in your checking account
354
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,272
♪ You can have
any toy you want! ♪
355
00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:20,074
Ooh! Ha-ha-ha!
356
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,511
With Terror Teddy,
the whole town becomes
one big play center.
357
00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:26,413
(laughs)
358
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,750
All right, LP,
let's get dangerous.
359
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,788
Boy, sure feels good
to say that again.
360
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,423
(alarm sounding)
361
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,260
No, it can't be!
It's...
362
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,527
Darkwing Duck!
363
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:43,130
(growling)
364
00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:48,369
I hate it when that happens.
365
00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:50,637
Aah!
366
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,041
(burps)
367
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,676
(laughs)
368
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:59,714
Looks like your hero just became
my teddy bear's picnic.
369
00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:02,983
Which leaves us
with one too many
playmates around here.
370
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,120
(growls)
371
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:10,725
Hey, you better call off
Winnie the Ghoul right now.
372
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:12,727
But I thought
little children
373
00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:15,662
liked to play
with stuffed animals.
374
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,965
(growls)
375
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,299
(thud)
376
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,402
(pants/ratcheting sound)
377
00:20:22,404 --> 00:20:24,404
Fortunately,
I never leave home
378
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:26,991
without a heavy-duty
hydraulic jack.
379
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:32,329
(Darkwing) I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
380
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,497
Wha...?
381
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,832
I am the widget
382
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,602
missing from
the easy-to-assemble
swing set.
383
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,606
I am Darkwing Duck!
384
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,261
(moans)
385
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,819
Without your weapons
to hide behind,
386
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,322
you're just a duck
whose mother
dresses him funny.
387
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:02,659
A real hero is more than
the sum of his gimmicks,
Quackerjack.
388
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,861
All I need is...
389
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,331
this.
390
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,468
(German accent)
You is getting sleepy,
Quackerjack.
391
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:14,005
You is going back, back...
392
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,773
No. No, no!
You can't do that.
393
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,777
...back into
your primitive past.
394
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:25,082
No! No! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
395
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,721
Triceratops.
396
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:44,200
So, Dad, now that
you're back to being you,
397
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,202
are you gonna stay you?
398
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:49,240
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, Gos.
399
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:52,709
Wherever there's
an evildoer evil doing,
I'll be there.
400
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:53,877
Great, Dad.
401
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,314
Because I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
402
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,382
Dad, gotcha.
403
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,884
I am the ingrown toenail
404
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,719
on the foot of crime.
405
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,722
I am the zit that forms
when you've got
a really big date.
406
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,724
I am the impacted
wisdom tooth -
407
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,177
All right, Dad,
we get the point.
408
00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:11,979
I am...
409
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,146
♪ Darkwing Duck
410
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,117
♪ Darkwing Duck
411
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,156
♪ Darkwing Duck
412
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,894
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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