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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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(woman) All right, all right.
Move it, Flex.
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We're almost done.
Come on, come on.
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Clearly, the crafty criminals
committing the crime wave.
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Ow! Ooh!
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Stop dancing around
and hoist me
so I can heist it.
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(clanking)
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The feather's
all the boss wants.
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Ah, the feather, Slim?
Why is this little feather
all he wants, huh?
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Simple, you nit!
It's the tail feather
of Mel the Conqueror,
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greatest hero
of all time.
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Right, Slim, right.
I knew that.
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And what do we do next,
Slim, huh? What, huh?
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How about a stretch
in the state pen?
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the metal key
on the sardine can
of justice.
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I am...
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(both) Darkwing Duck!
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So, my reputation
exceeds me.
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Eradicate him, Flex.
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Ooh! Whoa!
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Why'd you go and throw away
the goods, you nit?
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I love this.
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Oh, DW!
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Uh-oh, Launchpad's
in imminent danger,
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and my strict
moral code dictates
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that a sidekick's life
takes precedent.
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Besides, good help
is hard to find.
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I don't like to throw
my weight around,
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but here's your
daily requirement
of iron, hero.
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I'll save yo-ooou!
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Come on, Flex. Let's go
while the going's good,
doll.
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Uh, wouldn't happen to have
a backup plan, would you, DW?
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A true hero always has
a great backup plan.
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But sometimes
they don't work.
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(crash)
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They escaped! Split, flew,
hightailed it, got away clean.
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However, as every
crime-fighter knows,
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the crook always leaves
some clue behind.
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And I haven't got
the slightest idea
where it is.
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Uh, DW, you're closer
than you think.
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It's the barbell
that barbarous baboon
bashed me with!
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I recognize that!
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It's from Jock Newbody's
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Hale and Hearty
House of Health.
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I think I'll pay
the physically fit felons
a visit...
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undercover,
in the guise of...
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...Drake Mallard,
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an average Joe looking
to lose a few pounds.
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Can't even risk
taking along Launchpad.
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No one, but no one,
can know about my trip
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to the Hale and Hearty
House of Health.
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(woman)
Ooh, don't worry, Drake.
Your secret's safe with us.
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(Drake) The Muddlefoots.
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Although it's no disgrace
to want to get back into shape,
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is it, Herb, dear?
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Personally...
(inhales)
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...I wouldn't be caught dead
at one of those flab-o-ramas.
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But the little lady
here...
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Found this lovely
three-for-one coupon.
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Why, the deal we'll get
is positively criminal.
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Finish loading
the luggage, Herb.
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Yes, dear.
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Oh, it's so nice of you
to include us
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on this wonderful idea,
Drake.
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All right, quiet, you nit!
You wanna make him mad?
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The man's
122 years old, right?
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Well, we don't want to
make him cranky, do we?
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Now wake him up the way
your mother used to.
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Gently, caressingly.
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OK, Slim. I can do that.
Honest, yeah.
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Wake up!!
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What's the idea?!
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You know I need 17 hours
in my avocado and kiwi
fruit bath!
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Easy, Jock.
One second of anger
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takes ten minutes
off your life.
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(inhales/exhales)
Peace in, anger out.
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Boss, we got everything
on your list.
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Wonderful. At last
I can begin.
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So is it ready, Boss?
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Yeah, Boss, is it ready?
Huh, is it?
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Not quite!
I've waited years
to complete this.
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I've tried everything
to extend my life,
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and now I almost have it!
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An elixir for immortality.
A fountain of youth.
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And it will be mine, as soon
as I get one final ingredient.
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What's that, Boss?
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A single solitary feather
from a true and pure hero.
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Give me the feathered headdress
from the museum.
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Uh, uh...
he couldn't get it!
Couldn't get it?!
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I'm all wrinkles,
and you couldn't get me
a simple little feather?!
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I hate wrinkles!!
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It wasn't our fault.
Darkwing Duck
was waiting for us.
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Darkwing Duck?
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Yeah, he seemed to know
every move we were making.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he followed us right here.
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Really? Well,
now that's different.
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It is?
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Certainly!
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A feather from any hero will do,
even a hero named Darkwing Duck!
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How about a little song?
(clears throat)
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♪ 99 bottles of milk
on the wall
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♪ 99 bottles of milk...
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I gotta find
a new line of work.
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Now, our son, Tank, he's always
taking after his grandfather.
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Here's a picture
of the little guy,
just six months old,
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taking after
his grandfather.
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Good thing we got
that hacksaw from him.
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Gramps never did find
his wooden leg.
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(truck horn honking)
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(Drake) Aah!
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(Binkie) ♪ 98 bottles...
99 bottles of... ♪
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Yeah, but, Slim,
we're the bad guys.
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Darkwing Duck's
supposed to find us.
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I know, I know!
But if we don't get him
for the boss,
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we'll end up
in a stew of our own.
Now keep your eyes open.
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He'll probably be
in disguise.
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And until such time
as we know who he is,
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we run the place normal-like.
You get it?
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(inhales deeply)
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Oh, well, breathe
that mountain air.
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(inhales/snorts)
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Yeah! It's not nearly
so chunky as we got back home.
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I didn't think
it was possible, Flex,
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but this butterball's
at least as fat
as you are stupid.
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Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.
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Ooh, you must be one of those
pleasant little attendants
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we read about
in the brochure.
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All right, you mealy-mouthed
soggy sacks of birdseed,
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fall in!
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Maybe you should get
a different brochure.
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Come on, you slugs!
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You people would give Moby Dick
a run for his blubber.
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Ooh, isn't this delightful,
Herb, dear?
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And aren't these
the cutest wrist weights?
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(grunting)
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Whoo! Half a push-up,
and I'm ready for
a nice brisk nap.
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See you back at the room,
Binkster.
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Oh!
Rule number one!
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Unauthorized
cessation of exercise
is strictly prohibited.
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And I do mean strictly.
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How we gonna figure out
which one of these ducks
is Darkwing Duck, Slim?
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How? How?
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By making sure everybody's
where they oughta be
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when they oughta be there.
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And whoever ain't there
is Darkwing.
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One last joker to check on.
Muddlefoot, Herb.
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No, that's Duck.
Darkwing Duck.
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Darkwing... Duck?
It's him!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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He's the one the boss said
to get the feather from,
ain't he, Slim?
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Boss, eh? I didn't think
you two were self-employed.
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Incapacitate him, Flex!
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Hate to beat and run,
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but I think I'll pay your boss
a visit.
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Come on, Flex.
We gotta get that feather.
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Drat! I forgot to take off
these stupid wrist weights.
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No time now.
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Where'd he go?
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Over there!
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But that's
Muddlefoot, Herb.
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Ow!
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Darkwing Duck's
a master of disguise,
you nit. Let's get him.
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A body can take
only so much punishment.
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I'm busting out
of this joint.
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(Flex) I've got him!
I've got him!
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(Slim) Ouch!
That was me, you nit!
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(Herb) Hey, what's
the big...? Ouch!
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Come on, Flex. Let's give this
to the boss pronto-like!
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Are these guys strict, or what?
I've got to get outta here!
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Hey, Slim, the boss
is gonna be really happy
when he sees this.
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The boss, eh?
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Now my investigation
is nearly complete.
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They'll lead me
straight to him.
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Geronimo!
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Unless I get sidetracked
by some stumbling suburbanite.
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(screams)
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(thud)
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(growling)
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Did I call that one?
Hah! I did, didn't I?
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Easy, boy. Easy!
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Oops!
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Hmm, guard dog.
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00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,759
Judging from its bared teeth
and copious saliva flow,
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he doesn't like
being called d-u-m-b.
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Hey! Watch where you're...
The wrist weights.
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The electric fence
must have welded them
together! We're stuck!
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(snarling)
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(barking)
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Gaah!
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Move it, Mr. Muddlefoot.
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Never was too good
at climbin'.
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Back home, Binkie
does the ladder work.
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Later, Muddlefoot,
later!
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Come on, just get...
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(dog bites)
Yeow!
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(screams)
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(dog barking)
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Hey, I'm not dead.
It's a miracle!
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I've waited a long time
for this moment.
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Now, finally, eternal youth
will be mine!
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(gulping)
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Feel any younger, Boss?
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(hiccups)
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Ah, I feel like...
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I feel like bowling.
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You fools! You idiots!
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You brought me
the wrong feather!
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Quickly! Get me
that antidote!
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I can't take another second
in a body like this!
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Whoo-ooh-ooh!
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Get out there and get me
the right feather!
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So, anyway,
it's election night
at the lodge, you know,
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and I'm running
for president, see?
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So, naturally
I vote for myself...
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12 times!
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00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,179
And still,
I come in third.
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Politics. Go figure.
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00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:24,552
Oh, have I mentioned
my family yet -
Binkie, Tank and Honker?
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About 20 times
in the last 2 minutes.
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00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:29,357
Oh, good. Well, then you're
gonna love this story.
248
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:30,875
See, what it is...
249
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,645
Yeah, that's it, boy.
Get their scent.
250
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,146
That's right.
251
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,048
(barks)
252
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:41,986
...and then one time,
Binkie used double-coupons
253
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,555
and got three
free cans of mackerel.
254
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,891
(dog growling)
What was that?
255
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,126
Mackerel, it's a fish,
sort of.
256
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,113
No, no, no, it's dogs.
They've set the dogs
loose on us!
257
00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:54,232
We'll have to make
a run for it.
258
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,216
I hope
my little Binkie's OK.
259
00:13:56,218 --> 00:14:00,371
She's probably
worried sick about me.
260
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,107
Oh, my! Isn't this
just wonderful?
261
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,476
Why, I haven't had
a manicure since...
262
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,411
ooh, why,
come to think of it...
263
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,846
(giggles)
264
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,749
...I've never had
a manicure.
265
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:19,556
Having just survived one of
the more nightmarish days
of my entire life,
266
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,592
I feel I'm entitled to know...
267
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,827
what's going on here?!
268
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:27,582
You're about to find out.
Slim, the feather.
269
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,688
Hey, what are you...?
(screams)
270
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,423
Watch it, pal.
271
00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:38,726
That's private property,
and I do mean private.
272
00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:42,463
Thank you, Darkwing Duck.
This is just what I wanted.
273
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,750
Oh, yeah? Well,
I'd kind of grown attached
to it myself.
274
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,330
I'm sorry you had to
know about this.
275
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,832
Of course,
you'll have to die now.
276
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,001
No offense, Gramps,
277
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,671
but I can beat you
with one of these
tied behind my back.
278
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,423
Oh?
279
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:29,944
Ha! That's supposed
to impress me, Jocko?
280
00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:34,682
Ow! Whoo-hoo! Ow!
281
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,684
That stuff available
over the counter?
282
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:40,621
You were saying something
about beating me up?
283
00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:44,825
Gaa, who, me? Ha-ha.
Didn't quack a word.
284
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:52,416
I truly am sorry
I have to kill you.
285
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,420
I'm not exactly thrilled
about the prospect myself.
286
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,022
I do hope you understand.
287
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,159
You know about
my youth elixir,
288
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,495
and I don't want
anybody after it.
289
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:08,566
Not even
my faithful retainers.
290
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:13,271
(Slim and Flex yelling)
291
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,106
You have
a few last moments.
292
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,110
This bomb has a timer
so I can load up the elixir
and clear out.
293
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:23,314
This is madness, you know!
You'll never get away
with it!
294
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,383
Technically, he's already
gotten away with it,
295
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,419
but I felt compelled
to say something.
296
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,288
Oh, poor Binkie.
Getting blown up
297
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,991
will put a real damper
on her day.
298
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,927
(bomb ticking)
299
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,230
It doesn't have to happen, Herb.
If you can do a sit-up,
300
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,299
I'll be able
to reach the ropes.
301
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,684
A sit-up!
302
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:46,854
I couldn't do a sit-up
if my life depended on it!
303
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:50,624
I case you've forgotten...
it does!!!
304
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,861
Well, I guess
it wouldn't hurt to try.
305
00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:57,464
(grunting)
306
00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:58,800
Oh!
307
00:16:58,802 --> 00:17:02,703
I was wrong!
It does too hurt to try.
308
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,772
Just look at your stomach
309
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,141
and pretend
you're reaching
for a big, fat...
310
00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,876
Bad choice of words.
311
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:11,645
Make that
nice juicy hamburger!
312
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,714
Ugh! Sorry!
313
00:17:13,716 --> 00:17:17,751
I'm no use to you,
no use to Binkie.
314
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:19,486
No use to anybody!
315
00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:23,391
Herb, think about Binkie.
Do that sit-up for Binkie!
316
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:28,495
Binkie! I can't
let Binkie down!
317
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:30,998
(grunts)
318
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,167
I did it!
319
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:38,139
And I hope I never
have to do it again.
320
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:42,242
Come on, we've
got to stop that old -
young geezer!
321
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:48,516
Ha-ha! There's enough here
to last me a lifetime!
322
00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:50,518
Which, considering
I'm now immortal,
323
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,986
could be quite a while!
324
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,689
Not so fast!
325
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:56,890
What?! I thought
you were dead!
326
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:58,292
(laughs)
327
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:03,030
Oh, well, you're too late, boys.
You can't stop me now!
328
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:07,134
Just watch me!
329
00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:09,137
Hai-yahooey!
330
00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:15,176
You forget, I'm not as old
as I used to be!
331
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:20,214
Oh, this isn't quite
what I had in mind.
332
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:24,118
Hey! Leave him alone!
333
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,287
Uh, Herb...
334
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:27,922
Whoa!
335
00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:35,062
(coughs)
336
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:38,565
You great big meany,
look what you did!
337
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,301
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
338
00:18:40,303 --> 00:18:42,636
That's what you get
for goofing around
with nature.
339
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:46,356
Yeah, and we're telling!
(raspberry)
340
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,664
Keen gear! I'm free!
341
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:57,201
Now I'll fix you,
you big bully!
342
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,469
(growls)
343
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,940
Ow! No fair!
No fair! (sobs)
344
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,544
The whatchamacallit!
The antidote.
345
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,081
I gotta get
the antidote!
346
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,485
As soon as I drink this,
I'll change back,
347
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,788
and then you'll be
in big trouble, Duck!
348
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,476
How'd you get out
of that locker?
349
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:26,180
I knew the combination,
but it wont be so easy
for you!
350
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,889
Don't worry about him.
We'll get him later.
351
00:19:34,891 --> 00:19:36,924
That elixir's ours now!
352
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:41,028
Cho-choo-choo-choo!
353
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,662
Comin' through!
354
00:19:54,911 --> 00:19:57,745
My youth elixir, gone!
355
00:19:57,747 --> 00:19:59,579
(cries)
356
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,176
It's no chocolate-malted,
but drink this, Muddlefoot.
357
00:20:22,271 --> 00:20:26,140
Someone's been
a very naughty boy.
358
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,459
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
359
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:33,864
I didn't! I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
360
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,899
Maybe by the time
you're out,
361
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,202
you'll be old enough
to vote... again.
362
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,437
Youth is wasted
on the young.
363
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,140
Well, I just
wanted to say...
364
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:47,744
Well, after that bit
with the bomb there...
365
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,646
(stammers)
366
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,683
Well, uh, what I'm
getting at is...
(clears throat)
367
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,386
Thank you for
saving my life, Herb.
368
00:20:55,388 --> 00:21:00,791
"Thanks, Herb?" Darkwing Duck
said thank you to me,
369
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,527
ordinary old
Herb Muddlefoot?
370
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,896
Has a nice ring to it,
don't it?
371
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:11,135
Ha-ha! Wait till
Binkie hears this one.
She'll never believe -
372
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:16,173
Oh! In all the excitement,
I hope she's all right.
373
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:27,751
Pardon me, Miss,
but I was looking for my...
374
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:28,819
Binkie?
375
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,655
Why, Binkie,
you're purtier than
376
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,658
a four-cheese pizza
at the Bowl 'n' Brie.
377
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:38,429
Oh, Herb.
The things you say.
378
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:43,734
Ahem, we have company.
379
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,470
Mallard!
Where you been, spud?
380
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,773
You're never gonna believe
what happened to me today,
381
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:53,177
but we got a nice
13-hour drive ahead of us.
382
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,679
Herb...
I can give
every last detail.
383
00:21:55,681 --> 00:22:00,784
Yeah! Boy, you can't begin
to imagine what all went on.
384
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,554
See, it started out
like this...
385
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,588
♪ Darkwing Duck
386
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,093
♪ Darkwing Duck
387
00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:30,597
♪ Darkwing Duck
388
00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:35,836
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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