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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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(thunder rumbling)
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At last, the programming
is complete!
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With the mere push of a button,
I, Darkwing Duck,
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will transfer
a zillion megablips
of information
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from my mainframe computer
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to the Thunderquack's
new onboard computer!
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All plugged in
and ready to zap, DW.
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Excellent, LP. No matter
where we are in time or space,
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we'll have complete access
to all my files.
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And video games.
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(Gosalyn) Incoming!
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Incoming?
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Great stop, Dad.
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OK, now this time, Honker,
don't close your eyes.
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Oh, sorry, Gosalyn.
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Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
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Just a second.
Gosalyn!
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Aw, gee, Dad,
you ruined my shot.
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If you hadn't noticed,
I happen to be working here.
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Really? Can I help?
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No, thank you. I'd rather
the equipment remain
in one piece.
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I don't break that much stuff.
Gee, what's this button do?
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There, you see? You can't
keep your hands off.
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This is not
one of your toys.
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Right. It's one of yours.
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Grownups get all
the neat stuff.
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(mutters) Grownups
get all the neat stuff.
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This neat stuff
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is a sophisticated piece
of crime-fighting equipment
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that will track
criminal records,
analyze evidence,
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relay information...
And play video games.
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...and play video games.
Ooh!
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Look, when you're older,
you'll learn to treat things
with respect.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must begin the data transfer.
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Just like so.
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Like so. Like so. Like so!
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(muttering)
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Why don't you try -
Give me that!
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Take that and that
and that and some of this...
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I've always admired
DW's knack with machinery.
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(panting)
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That's showin' it
some respect, Dad.
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(buzzing)
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Nothing to worry about.
Just a little short circuit.
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Um, I don't think
it's supposed to do that.
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(all screaming)
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(DW's voice)
Is everyone OK?
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(Gosalyn's voice)
That was epic.
Let's do it again!
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(Honker's voice)
I'm OK. Uh, sorta.
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(LP's voice)
Launchpad McQuack,
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all present
and accounted for.
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(coughs) I think.
Everything's kinda fuzzy.
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Gosalyn, where are you?
Here, Dad.
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Gosalyn?
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Dad?
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(both scream)
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(both scream)
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Something must have gone wrong
when I bashed that button.
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Instead of transferring
information,
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I transferred us.
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(gasps) Trapped
in a child's body.
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How can I possibly battle
the criminal element like this?
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Oh, bad guys are really
gonna take me seriously now!
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I'm a grownup?
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All right, no more
G-rated movies for me!
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Looks like I'm gonna need
a booster seat.
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How long is this
gonna last, Dad?
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How am I supposed to know?
For all I know,
it could be permanent!
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Permanent? What about
my hockey playoffs?
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Whoa, does this mean
I have to go back to school?
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It was bad enough
the first time.
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(ding)
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Keen gear.
I got a message!
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Ah, ah, ah. You mean
I got a message.
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It's from SHUSH.
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J. Gander Hooter
wants me to call in ASAP.
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Darkwing, thank you for answering - What?
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Oh, no.
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Eh, Darkwing? Darkwing Duck? Where are you?
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Right here, J. Gander.
What's up?
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Gosalyn,
what are you doing?
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What's happened to your voice, Darkwing?
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M-My voice? Oh, that.
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I'm practicing
disguising my voice,
you know, just in case.
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Ah, good thinking, Darkwing.
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A little girl's voice could come in handy, uh, I suppose.
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Good save, huh, Dad?
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But, ahem, now on to business, Darkwing.
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The "Iggy" -
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the largest intergalactic rocket ever built - has been stolen!
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No fooling! By who?
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Well, ahem, I was hoping that you might investigate that.
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Me? Oh, yeah, right.
No problem. Darkwing Duck out.
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(groans)
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All right! Hear that?
Hooter wants me on the case.
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Correction,
he wants Darkwing Duck.
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Bottom line, babes,
I may be a size two petite,
but I'm still me.
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(crash)
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But, Gosalyn, we
can't go to the movies.
Your dad said...
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Hey, since when does a kid
tell an adult what to do?
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But we're not really adults.
We just look like adults.
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Same difference,
trust me.
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B-B-B-But you don't
know how to drive.
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How hard can it be?
Adults do it.
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(gulps)
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(engine starts)
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(tires screech)
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Piece of cake.
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(horn blaring)
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(both scream)
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(both scream)
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See?
That wasn't so bad.
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(both scream)
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(both) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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(both) Yike!
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Honker, never ever
let me do that again, OK?
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OK.
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(Darkwing)
This is an outrage!
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You are impeding
my criminal investigation!
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And you are trying
my patience.
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But he really is
Darkwing Duck. Honest.
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Yeah, and I'm
the root-rot fairy.
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Now listen, kiddies,
if you don't skedaddle,
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I'm gonna call
your mommy and daddy.
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Perhaps a tactical retreat
is in order.
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Kids have
the darndest imaginations.
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Atten-hut!
Uh, at ease, soldier.
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Whew. Huh?
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Now what, DW?
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We wait until dark.
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I can't believe it.
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It's 9pm,
and it's still not dark.
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Color me crazy,
but I have a hunch
whatever's going on
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has something to do
with that stolen rocket.
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(siren blaring)
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Something wrong,
officer?
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How old are you?
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Um, old enough
to know better?
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(Gosalyn)
I'm no rocket scientist,
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but I think it's weird
that the sun looks stuck.
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Yeah, maybe
it's because it's 10:00
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and the sun never set.
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Golly, it would mean
that something stopped
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the rotation of the earth.
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Oh, gah, gah!
Oh, boy!
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This is gonna be
major-league fun!
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Mr. Drake Mallard?
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Hiya... Dad.
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Uh, ahem.
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(deep voice) What seems
to be the trouble, officer?
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Well, sir,
I caught these two
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taking a joyride on
a pretty fancy motorcycle.
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What? A joyride?
We were not taking
a joyride, you buffoon.
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We were on an important mission
for the gover... (muffled)
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Her shrink warned me
about this sort of thing.
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Well, I suppose
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I could let them off
with a warning... this time.
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All right!
You're the coolest!
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When are you two gonna show
a little responsibility?
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You're both grounded
for life
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and your allowance
is suspended
until further notice.
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(normal voice) Fun,
huh, Dad? Just like
when you yell at me.
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I never yell at you
like that.
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(gasps) You're
grounded for life
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and your allowance is suspended
until further - Yeow!
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(Gosalyn) How'd the Flashquack
find us here?
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I had it on
flashquack forward.
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I've got to contact
J. Gander Hooter immediately!
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Ah, whew.
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Darkwing Duck, we've just received this videotape.
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I'm afraid F.O.W.L. is behind our troubles.
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Do I look all right? Ooh.
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Hiya. It's time for a little educational televisión.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Courtesy of the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny.
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I might have known
that jerk Steelbeak
would be behind this.
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OK, listen up. Today's lesson
is "How To Cook Up A Crisis."
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First, take one
merrily spinning planet.
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Add one Iggy super-rocket
to bring it to a stop.
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Chill one half
till frozen
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while frying the other half
like a burger.
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Bon appétit.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, by the way, if this little bit of epicurean delight
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is not to
your particular taste,
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just have
the world governments
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cough up
100 trillion smackeroos,
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and we'll send you
the chicken salad instead.
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(laughing)
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(Hooter) So you see, Darkwing,
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Steelbeak has used the engines of "Iggy"
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as giant retro rockets to stop the rotation of the earth.
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Soon, the side away from the sun will freeze completely,
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while our side sizzles.
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It's... not a bluff.
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The sun should have set seven hours ago.
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No wonder I'm cranky.
It's way past my bedtime.
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The rocket is in the North Handle of the Midriff Mountains.
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Our SHUSH agents have failed to penetrate his defenses.
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You, Darkwing Duck, are our only hope.
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No problem.
You can count on me.
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00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:17,035
Oh, that vocal impression again.
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Don't worry.
I'll pluck that chicken
Steelbeak,
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or my name
isn't Darkwing Duck.
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Oh, ventriloquism, too?
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You never cease to amaze me, Darkwing. Good luck.
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Launchpad, to Darkwing Tower
and the Thunderquack.
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Gee, Dad,
you think Steelbeak
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is gonna take
a couple of kids
seriously?
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She's got a point there, DW.
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We're a little short
on the old Darkwing style.
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OK, fine, you can go.
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Yahoo!
Hey!
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Let's get dangerous.
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Midriff Mountains,
dead ahead.
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(Gosalyn) Whoa.
Totally schizoid.
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With the planet stopped,
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there's nothing to keep
the temperature regulated.
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(Launchpad) What a choice -
deep-fried or flash-frozen.
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Whoa. Iggy up ahead.
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We've got to get inside
that rocket
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and get this planet
rotating again.
249
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,118
Oh, just a couple
of F.O.W.L. egg men.
250
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,772
Now I can finally put
this whiney little body
to good use.
251
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,707
Hey, watch that.
252
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,408
Sorry, Gos.
Nothing personal.
253
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,811
What I meant was, I'll use
your natural adorableness
254
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,047
to appeal
to their softer side.
255
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:42,887
Waah-ha-ha! Waah!
He took my bow!
256
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:46,090
Pickin' on
a defenseless
little girl, huh?
257
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,459
Lookin' for an easy mark,
weren't ya?
258
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,394
Gee, I-I didn't, uh...
259
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,697
Well, way to go! You're a brat
after my F.O.W.L. heart!
260
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,132
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
261
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:58,803
Yeah. You want us
to rough her up
a little bit for ya?
262
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,407
Golly, these guys
really are mean.
263
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,743
Nice work, kids.
Now stay put.
264
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,079
Launchpad and I
will take it from here.
265
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,982
Hey, no fair!
We did the hard part!
266
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,251
Forget him. We're gonna help,
whether he likes it or not.
267
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,420
But, Gosalyn,
your dad said...
268
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,756
Honker, I know my dad.
269
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:23,661
It's not what he says...
270
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,829
it's what he means.
271
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,664
Then what's he mean?
272
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,400
Beats me.
I never pay attention.
273
00:14:32,989 --> 00:14:36,824
These pint-sized bods
come in handy
every once in a while.
274
00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,760
And now
to find Steelbeak.
275
00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:42,664
Boy, oh, boy. Did you kids
pick the wrong fan club.
276
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:45,900
I gotta tell you, dressing up
like Darkwing Doofus
277
00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:48,502
is not gonna score you
any points around here.
278
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,737
You might as well give up now,
iron breath,
279
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:54,275
or fall prey to my patented
double-flip web kick!
280
00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:55,977
Ha-ha-ha. Right.
281
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,879
Well, you certainly have
282
00:14:57,881 --> 00:15:00,514
his stupid voice
and corny patter down.
283
00:15:00,516 --> 00:15:03,585
Let's see if you're so cocky
when you're unconscious!
284
00:15:03,587 --> 00:15:05,987
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey. Put me down!
285
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,756
All right, you got
a sense of humor, too.
286
00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:18,065
Oh, by the way, you folks
might consider changing
your role models.
287
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:22,203
(whistles) Yo, egg men!
Trash this spacesuit.
288
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,638
Yes, sir.
289
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,283
Hiya, Dad.
Happy to see us?
290
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:38,669
No, I won't accept a check.
291
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,538
What am I,
a drive-in teller?
292
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,974
Sheesh. What is it with these
world leaders, huh?
293
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,544
Don't any of 'em keep
an extra trillion
around anymore?
294
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,147
What? Darkwing Duck?
295
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,517
Well, I guess that explains
the peanut gallery.
296
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,387
There's nothing I hate more
than party-crashers.
297
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,657
Would you put
your helmets back on?
We're gonna be spotted.
298
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,191
But they're so itchy.
299
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,161
(Steelbeak) Attention all egg men.
300
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,214
Darkwing Duck has been spotted on the premises.
301
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,716
A luxurious all-expenses-paid vacation for two
302
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,987
goes to that lucky F.O.W.L. agent who captures them.
303
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:16,991
Act now and receive a special gift set of fine Quackerware.
304
00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:19,994
Stay calm.
Don't panic.
305
00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,395
(all scream)
306
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:24,832
(all scream)
307
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,287
(punches) (alarm sounding)
308
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,260
Keen gear!
309
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,629
They must have hit
the gravity control.
310
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,768
Some rescue, huh, Dad?
311
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,438
Yeah.
Lucky we survived it.
312
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,691
Now let's get out of here.
313
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,545
(muffled speech)
314
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,465
Come on, Dad,
they're gaining on you.
315
00:16:58,735 --> 00:17:01,435
(gibberish)
316
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,623
(all) Whoa!
317
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,576
Hey, hiya, guys.
318
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:11,812
You're just in time
for the cookout.
319
00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:15,616
We're having one of
my specialties...
320
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,252
(grunting)
321
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,589
...roast duck.
322
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:36,036
Gosalyn, I think
this is gonna hurt
a whole bunch.
323
00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:37,939
It's not gonna hurt
at all, Honker,
324
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:42,409
because my dad's gonna rescue us
any second now.
325
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:47,115
One thousand one,
one thousand two,
one thousand...
326
00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:49,133
They couldn't get away
with this if we were big.
327
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,186
Yeah, but we'd have to pay
full price at the movies.
328
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:56,023
The kids are going to
take the heat that's meant
for us, unless we can...
329
00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:59,259
That's it!
(grunting)
330
00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:01,295
Launchpad,
I need your head.
331
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,631
Now there's something
I don't hear every day.
332
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,534
This air lock is designed
to stabilize air pressure.
333
00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:11,405
So all I have to do
is increase the pressure...
334
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:13,057
then we'll crawl out of here.
335
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,725
Hey, I'm impressed.
336
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,210
Let's go.
337
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,567
Whoa. Remind me
to swear off pancakes.
338
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:27,438
Let's go find the kids.
339
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,575
But F.O.W.L. High Command must surely realize
340
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:34,428
that 100 trillion dollars is difficult to come by.
341
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:39,450
Hey, read my beak. Tell 'em
to raise some taxes. Heh-heh.
342
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,485
Like they need
an excuse, right?
343
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:46,257
But if we could just have a little more time...
344
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,159
Now, Hootie,
Hootie, Hootie.
345
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,928
You wouldn't be stallin'
old Steelbeak, would youse?
346
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:55,266
You know, maybe hopin'
your hired stooge Dimwing Dork
would come to the rescue?
347
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,269
Why, of course not. Nothing of the sort.
348
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,855
That's good, babe,
'cause my pal Darkwing
349
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:03,924
is about to become
permanently indisposed.
350
00:19:03,926 --> 00:19:08,695
What? All right, consider me
very annoyed. Now what?
351
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,999
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
352
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:16,119
I am the butter
that burns in your pan.
353
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,223
I am Darkwing Duck!
354
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,959
Masterful disguise, Darkwing.
355
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,497
Kid, I don't have time
to play games,
356
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,568
except maybe
Connect the Dots.
357
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,003
Yipe!
358
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:37,842
Right now, I sure wouldn't mind
being my old size.
359
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,745
We gotta find another way in
so we can help DW.
360
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,780
Steelbeak is no pushover.
361
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,783
Ehh, my dad's probably
moppin' the place up with him.
362
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,052
(gunshots)
I hope!
363
00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:53,908
Lucky Gosalyn's body
is in such good shape.
364
00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,275
(click click click)
365
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,813
All right, kid.
Let's see if youse
can dodge this!
366
00:19:58,815 --> 00:20:02,182
No problem. First,
we gotta get this thing
367
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:04,184
pointed in
the right direction.
368
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,508
W-W-What's going on?
369
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,211
It's the maneuvering jets.
He's turning us around.
370
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,146
Way to hang, Dad!
371
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,165
(grunting)
372
00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:23,603
(all) Whoa-oa-oa!
373
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,494
I guess we're in position.
374
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:33,831
All he has to do is fire
the main engines. Hey!
375
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,650
What's with you guys?
376
00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,821
(Honker's voice)
Launchpad?
377
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,189
(Launchpad's voice)
Honker?
378
00:20:42,191 --> 00:20:43,557
(both) Yes!
379
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,560
The electric shock
must have triggered the change.
380
00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:51,165
I am very, very, very upset
with you, kid.
381
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,001
Like I'm really scared.
Hey! Hey, what are you...?
382
00:20:56,906 --> 00:21:00,107
Looks like it's my turn.
383
00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:02,759
(Darkwing's voice)
What happened?
You're you again!
384
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,096
But if I'm here,
then Gosalyn's there.
385
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:10,517
All right, ducky.
Playtime's over.
386
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,371
(Gosalyn's voice)
Really? Heh-heh. So soon?
387
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,339
Hey, watch it.
You could hurt somebody.
388
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,609
That was the point.
389
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,479
Oh, yeah.
Well, gotta go.
390
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,550
(Steelbeak)
Get away from there!
391
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,628
Oh, she did it.
The earth's moving again.
392
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,430
All right, Gosalyn.
393
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,733
But where is she?
Gosalyn!
394
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,769
Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad.
Huh?
395
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,705
Where is she?
396
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,540
(all) Uh-oh.
397
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,926
You're pillow stuffing
now, duck!
(rumbling)
398
00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:54,461
Aah!
399
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,131
Wonder where
he's going.
400
00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:01,601
I don't know,
but I wouldn't want to be
in his shoes.
401
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:03,603
Nor anyone else's.
402
00:22:03,605 --> 00:22:06,439
(giggles)
You can say that again.
403
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:26,727
♪ Darkwing Duck
404
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,232
♪ Darkwing Duck
405
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,736
♪ Darkwing Duck
406
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:40,774
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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