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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Hey, this isn't my school.
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Excellent deduction,
Gosalyn.
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I'm stopping to deliver
this top-secret package.
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To a garage?
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It only looks like a garage.
It's really a SHUSH lab.
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Oh, right. Camouflage.
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Well, what do you know.
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This is where
my old school used to be.
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And right over there
was my house.
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Hey, I thought you said
you had to walk 12 miles
to school.
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Just get back in the car.
I've got a delivery to make.
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Or rather, Darkwing Duck
has a delivery to make.
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Now wait there,
and don't get into any trouble.
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Really, what kind of person
does he think I am?
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Need I remind you
about the time
with the floor wax
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and the peanut butter
and my VCR?
That was an accident.
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Just stay put.
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Oh, big deal.
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So it's a top-secret lab
full of totally cool spy stuff.
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Does that mean
I'm gonna let curiosity
get the better of me?
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You bet.
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I am the terror
that flaps in the...
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night!
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(Hooter)
Ah, Darkwing, old boy.
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Hello, J. Gander.
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I believe you know
Sarah Bellum here.
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She is just demonstrating
a remarkable new device.
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It gives the appearance
of an ordinary stuffed bear,
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but it's capable of firing
over a hundred poison darts
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with pinpoint accuracy.
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We hope to have it ready
in time for the holidays.
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Whoa. With this stuff,
even I could ace
the science fair.
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Keen gear!
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No doubt this
insignificant-looking
package I brought you
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contains
some mysterious secret
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vital to the safety
of the free world. Ha-ha.
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Greatest Polka Hits?
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You needed a superhero
to guard oompahs?
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They're not
just ordinary oompahs.
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Uh-oh. Better hide.
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You see, the tape
actually contains
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encoded programming
information
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for my latest
top-secret invention.
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Behold! The world's
first time machine.
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Wow. It's just
what I always thought
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a time machine
would look like.
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That's the refrigerator.
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This is the time machine.
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The golf cart?
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The oompahs operate
its time-control
mechanism.
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(♪ polka)
Does it really work?
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Well, it hasn't
been tested yet.
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And what do these do?
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Careful there, Darkwing.
That's SHUSH property!
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Yaah-ha-ha-haah!
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Oh, what do you know.
It works.
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(grunts)
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Whoa, time travel!
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Gosalyn, didn't I tell you
to wait in the car?
And miss this?
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Whoa!
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Weird-o-rama!
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Something tells me we're not
in St. Canard anymore.
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Check it out!
A Tyrannosaurus!
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Yaah!
(roars)
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Great.
Now where are we?
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I'd say we're
in prehistoric times.
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(wolf whistles)
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I don't believe it.
This is my old school.
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Hey, I think
I know that kid.
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Ooh! (whines) Lamont.
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Ha-ha.
What's the matter,
Drakey?
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Aw, did I mush
your little comic book?
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"Drakey"?
That little geek is you?
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No, it can't be.
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Come on, Drakey.
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My bi-i-ig brother's
got a gig for us, man.
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Ohh, b-but it might be
dangerous.
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Ow!
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Ow. Ow. Ow...
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Hey, he can't do that to me.
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Whoa! Dad, don't you watch
any time-travel movies?
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You can't butt
into the past.
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It'll change the future,
and we're the future.
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Scary thought, huh?
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Aw, you're right.
Uh, besides, you'll see.
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Drakey's not
in any real trouble.
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It's probably
just a clever trick,
yeah, to fool everyone
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into thinking
that he's - well, a -
A wimp?
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I am no-
Drakey's no wimp.
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Come on.
I'll prove it.
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(whining) Lamont, please.
No more noogies.
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Hey, Boxcar.
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You're late. The King
is gonna be here
any second.
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(Drakey)
He's not the real King.
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(♪ chord)
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My bi-i-ig
brother.
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♪ There's plenty to fear
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♪ I'm a thief with no peer
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♪ The one, the only,
the King is here
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♪ I'm gonna swipe
everything I see
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♪ The mountains
and the molehills
all belong to me
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♪ There's nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide
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♪ No one to stop me
and you know they tried
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♪ Don't ya know now
that I'm the King?
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♪ They'll never catch me,
and this king can sing,
oh, yeah
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♪ Now, here's a little secret
I'll reveal
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♪ This king is in love
and her name is Cecile
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♪ She's pretty as they come,
with a voice so sweet
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♪ She'll knock you, wham-bam,
right off of your feet
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♪ Well, say, I'm in love,
there can be no doubt
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(smooches)
♪ Oh, lordy
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♪ Cecile is the one
that'll knock you out
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♪ So now you know
what I'm all about
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♪ Cecile's a bad girl
and I'm no scout
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♪ So tell me now
where you keep the bills
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♪ Cough up the cash
and start writin' your will
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♪ Now, step back, Jack,
I'm the hand of fate
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♪ Gonna crack that safe
like an egg on a plate
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♪ Cecile
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♪ Ohh, baby ♪
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(rumbling)
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They must have gone
into one of these stores.
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And I think I have an idea
which one.
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Wow! Look at
all this money.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Freeze, evildoers,
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or face the wrath
of Darkwing - Ahh!
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Are you crazy?
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You use your gas gun
on them,
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who knows what could happen
to us in the future?
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(coughs) I had a feeling
I wasn't going to like
time travel.
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Um... ahem.
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Ha-ha. J-Just go on
about your business.
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Pretend you never saw us.
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Whoa. Yeah, that's
one way-out cat.
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Guess things aren't always
how you remember them,
huh, Dad?
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I can't believe it, Gos.
Me, a common criminal.
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Take it easy, Dad.
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You weren't
a common criminal.
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You were
a really geeky one.
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OK, we're back.
Now stay out of sight
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until I can
distract Dr. Bellum
and Director Hooter.
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Huh. The-The place
looks... different.
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They must have dusted
while we were gone.
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Trouble, Bellum?
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It's a coolant problem,
Hooter.
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Ah! Director Hooter,
Dr. Bellum,
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boy, am I glad
to see... you.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
yeah, I get it.
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You're working
undercover, right?
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Well, I brought you back
your time machine.
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Uh, time machine?
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Uh, gotta tell ya,
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those disguises
would look a lot better
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if you'd lose
those stupid wigs.
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Ow!
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Oops.
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Look, creep, unless you want
a knuckle sandwich,
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take your time machine
and get out of here.
Oof!
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(grunts) Maybe I'd better
come back some other time?
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(♪ horn plays tune)
The King of St. Canard.
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The what of where?
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This is all getting
very strange.
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(♪ fanfare)
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Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh,
un-huh-huh-huh.
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Him?
What's he doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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Here she is,
Your Coolness.
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Yuck! You look
even geekier than before.
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B-But it can't be.
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Hey, look what we found.
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Well, the King's sorry
to bust in on you
like this,
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but y'all are late
with your taxes.
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But we paid you
everything we had yesterday.
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Well, that was yesterday,
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and yesterday's
gone, gone, gone.
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(♪ chord)
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My, my. Ha-ha.
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The King is sorry about that.
Uh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh.
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Uh-huh-huh.
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Yeah, Lamont, baby,
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it's time to get
a whole lotta shaki''
goin' on.
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(whoosh)
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the cloud that rains
on your hit parade.
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Ow!
Ow!
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Hey, nice act.
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Why don't you take it
on the road?
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(muffled)
Hey, what are you doin'?
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Take this off of me.
Why don't you get...?
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(muffled speech)
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Let me outta here!
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Uh, say, whatcha gonna do
to him, big brother?
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Well, I thought I'd give
our little show-stopper
an overhaul. Ha-ha.
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(gasps) But that looks
d-dangerous.
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00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:09,617
Yeah? You worry too much
about what's dangerous,
Drakey baby.
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Anyhow, it ain't you
that's gonna get cream-ola'd.
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(muffled) Hey, will you
get me outta here?
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No, stop it! Aah!
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Hey... let me outta here,
you cash cow.
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Let me go!
Any last requests, baby?
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How about a medley
of your greatest hits,
big brother?
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What do you say, baby?
I know all the golden oldies.
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How about a polka?
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Mm, baby,
the King don't polka.
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(♪ polka)
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Hey. Ooh!
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(muffled) Whaa!
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Yaah!
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(thud)
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(muffled) Help me
get outta here, y'all.
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How long are y'all gonna
stand there while I swing?
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Aah!
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Let's rock him!
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Oh, wow.
I can't believe it.
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We changed the present.
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That goon with a guitar
became king of St. Canard!
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And you became...
king of the wimpazoids.
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All right,
we are back,
248
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,302
and this time I'm stopping
that swivel-hipped hooligan.
249
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,370
Uh, one small problem, Dad.
250
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,207
What, another
time-travel rule?
Nope.
251
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,309
We're too late.
252
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,195
(King)
Come on, everybody,
let's shake it.
253
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,550
A minor setback.
254
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,353
Where'd everybody go?
255
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,690
(gasps)
256
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,425
Hiya, Drakey.
257
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,562
Uh, do-do I know you?
258
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,564
Well, not yet,
but you will.
259
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,399
I'm Gosalyn,
and this is you.
260
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,502
I mean,
this is Darkwing Duck.
261
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,171
The terror
that flaps -
262
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,140
Don't mind him. He's just
a little overdramatic.
263
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,176
It's part
of being a superhero.
264
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,811
A superhero?
265
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:38,082
You're a real superhero?
266
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:41,419
Just like Superpig?
267
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,522
In the flesh.
Uh, feathers.
268
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,692
Wow. Are you faster
than a speeding bullet
269
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,695
and more powerful
than a locomotive and stuff?
270
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,931
Well, I-I can...
No, I'm not.
271
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,432
Uh, yeah, look,
272
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:58,102
we're trying
to find the guy
they call the King.
273
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,971
Oh, b-but it could be
dangerous.
274
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,242
Not half as dangerous
as me.
OK.
275
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,111
I'll take you
to his hideout.
276
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,530
We'll show that phony
277
00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:12,533
you can't make fun
of the real King
and get away with it.
278
00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:14,219
(♪ jazz)
279
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,986
Now pay attention,
Drakey.
280
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,988
The first rule
of superheroing is
281
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,791
always utilize
the element of surprise.
282
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,826
Aah!
283
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:25,429
Whoa. Whoa-oa!
284
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,580
(all) Yaah!
285
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:28,216
(crash)
286
00:14:30,486 --> 00:14:34,072
I have to admit -
I was surprised.
287
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,243
Well,
I hate surprises.
288
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,580
Too bad, 'cause here's
another one.
(all grunt)
289
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,685
Ooh, that hound dog
just done and went
290
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,053
and made the King
real mad.
291
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,922
(♪ chord)
292
00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:59,279
And you know what?
293
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:01,115
What, big brother?
294
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:06,703
That duck is cruisin'
for a bruisin'!
295
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,439
Uh-huh.
296
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,549
Hi-yaha!
297
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,520
Now go ahead.
You try it.
298
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,822
Hi-yaa... Oof!
299
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,474
Oh, what's the use?
300
00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:30,277
I'll never be a superhero.
301
00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:33,748
They have superpowers,
like Superpig.
302
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,783
Super phooey.
303
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:38,686
All a hero needs is
a little courage,
confidence
304
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,355
and a clean cape.
305
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,090
Why don't you try
that kick again?
306
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,492
Oh, all right.
307
00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:47,294
Yaa... hah!
Ooh!
308
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:49,830
Sorry.
I didn't mean to -
309
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,298
(wheezes)
Don't mention it.
310
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,300
The kick was just perfect,
Drakey.
311
00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:56,037
Just perfect.
Really?
312
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,538
Hiya, Drakey-wakey.
313
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,692
(gasps) Lamont.
314
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,910
Remember,
courage and confidence.
Hi-yah, hi-yah.
315
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:06,981
Hi... yah?
316
00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:10,450
Yo, Drakey, you're tougher
than I thought.
317
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,553
How's about joinin'
our gang?
318
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,824
No way. Superheroes
don't join gangs.
319
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:19,993
Oh, right. Well,
if you change your mind,
320
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:23,380
we'll be knockin' over
Royal Records tonight.
321
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,734
What do you know.
322
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:30,004
Maybe you weren't
such a wimp after all.
323
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:34,408
Ha-ha-ha. The little wimp
fell for it.
324
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,910
He really thought
I was afraid of him.
325
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,347
Smooth move,
little brother.
326
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:42,416
Looks like our little trap
is all set,
327
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:48,656
which means there's gonna be
some mighty good rockin'
tonight.
328
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,410
(♪ jazz rock)
329
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,897
(Drakey) Well,
this is Royal Records.
330
00:16:56,899 --> 00:17:01,068
Records? They're like
big CDs, right?
331
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,574
Cleverly anticipating
his opponent's every move,
332
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:09,076
Darkwing Duck prepares
to turn the turntables
333
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:11,512
on the rascally
rock-'n'-roll robber.
334
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:21,672
Don't worry. The only weapon
a superhero needs is a -
335
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,324
Well, it's -
336
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:30,081
You know, I'm beginning
to see the resemblance here.
337
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,051
Ready, Drakey?
338
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,637
Um, uh,
d-don't you think
339
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,807
this is all
too d-d-dangerous?
340
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,177
Oh, come on, Drakey.
There's nothing up here
but records.
341
00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:47,715
Yeah, mostly
rhythm and bruise.
342
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:52,519
So glad y'all showed up
for my latest hit.
343
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,843
I knew it'd be
d-d-d-dangerous.
344
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,128
(Gosalyn and Darkwing)
Ooh! (muffled speech)
345
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:05,849
Looks like these two
could use a little
dancin' music, Lamont.
346
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,651
Uh-huh-huh.
347
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,454
You got it, big brother.
348
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,242
Well, come on, babies,
let's rock on down
349
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:19,346
and snag us some
of those gold records.
350
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,015
(both yelling)
351
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,519
What am I gonna do?
352
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,788
What would Superpig do?
353
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:35,062
...prepare,
evildoers!
354
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,100
Oh, forget about Superpig.
355
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:43,604
What would Darkwing Duck do?
356
00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:50,410
I know -
let's get d-dangerous.
357
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,415
Ah... Yi!
358
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:04,458
Bubblegum?
359
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:07,395
I was saved
by bubblegum?
360
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,731
Dang. Somebody's messin'
with the King's music.
361
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,667
Look,
it's Drakey Mallard.
362
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:17,572
I am the toddler
that naps in the night.
363
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:18,572
The what?
364
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,841
I am Dark- Whoa!
365
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:23,760
Whaa-ha-ha!
366
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,013
Whoa!
367
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:30,251
Don't just stand there.
Get the King back
his hair!
368
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,220
Let's get dangerous
369
00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:37,491
and knock
that King impersonator
right off the charts.
370
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,465
Don't be cruel now.
371
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,333
Hand over the rug.
372
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:50,304
OK. Fetch.
373
00:19:50,306 --> 00:19:52,373
No! Yaah!
374
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,975
Incoming!
375
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,064
OK, Kingy baby,
376
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,734
let's see how you like
a little shake, rattle
and roll.
377
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,786
♪ There's nothing to fear
378
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,138
♪ 'Cause Darkwing is here
379
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,573
♪ The prince of the night,
the duck of the year
380
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,476
♪ I am the terror
that flaps in the night
381
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,145
♪ The baddest of good,
the champion of right
382
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,497
♪ I'm everywhere at once
and nowhere at all
383
00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:20,467
♪ You get in my way
and you'll take a fall
384
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,070
♪ Before you bail,
before you split
385
00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:26,357
♪ I'd like to play
my biggest hit, oh, yeah
386
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,761
♪ I never will rest
till all the punks are in jail
387
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,747
♪ They're all scared of me,
there's not one I can't nail
388
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:36,217
♪ They never know where
I'll strike, they never
know where I'll be
389
00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:38,269
♪ I am the greatest
from sea to sea
390
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,305
♪ I put an end to all
their schemes and scams
391
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,274
♪ 'Cause I'm Darkwing Duck,
that's who I am
392
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,230
♪ Don't mess with me,
you worthless punk
393
00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:52,516
♪ You stink like a skunk,
your ship is sunk
394
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,852
♪ You run into me,
you're plumb out of luck
395
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:58,021
♪ 'Cause now you're
up against Darkwing Duck
396
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,857
♪ So don't you worry
your pretty little head
397
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,608
♪ 'Cause I'm Darkwing Duck
398
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:04,345
♪ That's what I said,
uh-huh ♪
399
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,814
(quacks) Take that.
400
00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:10,184
(♪ chord/rumbling)
401
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:16,807
Um... anybody got a broom?
402
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:26,150
Whoa, my mama told me
not to become a musician.
403
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:32,156
And so
with the villainous vocalist
and his lyrical lackeys
404
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,724
safely locked up,
405
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:38,095
the fearless Darkwing Drakey
can at last breathe easily.
406
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,897
Well, nice work, son.
407
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,932
Funny clothes, though.
408
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,302
Oh, I didn't do so much.
409
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,337
It was Darkwing Duck who -
410
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,773
Hey, where'd he go?
411
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,377
I still don't get
why you don't remember
412
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:56,079
a duck in a cape helping you
when you were a kid.
413
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,682
A perplexing puzzlement
indeed,
414
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,185
especially with my
photographic memory.
415
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,171
Now, uh, where the heck
did I park that time machine?
416
00:22:04,173 --> 00:22:06,774
Dad...
417
00:22:08,343 --> 00:22:12,079
I knew that.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, baby.
418
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,948
♪ Darkwing Duck
419
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,284
♪ Darkwing Duck
420
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,289
♪ Darkwing Duck
421
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,861
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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