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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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(Grizzlikof)
Director Hooter, I am afraid
our operative in Oilrabia
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has met
with some difficulty.
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Difficulty? In what way,
Agent Grizzlikof?
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Uh, he's dead.
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What? That's two dozen
in two weeks.
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Do you know what kind
of morale problem
that creates?
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(sighs) How did he die?
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He was drowned.
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Any possibility
it was an accident?
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In the middle of the desert?
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I suppose that does suggest
FOWL play...
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F-O-W-L -
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the Fiendish Organization
for World Larceny.
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Our SHUSH agents
can handle almost anything,
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but this assignment seems
beyond our resources.
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I'm going to call...
Please, Director,
do not call -
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...Darkwing Duck.
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I was hoping maybe his name
would not come up.
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I only hope
he gets this message.
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(sound of tires squealing)
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(growls) I am hating it
when that happens.
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Come on, Launchpad,
don't blow it, buddy.
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Mess this up
and you're doomed.
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Everything depends
on your next move.
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(Darkwing) I am the terror
who flaps in the night.
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Aw, now I'll never know
who won.
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Hey, DW, where ya hidin'?
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I am the spider
who nips at your neck.
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Eww!
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Whoa!
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Nice trick, DW.
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Yes, one more
fiendishly clever device
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calculated to pound fear
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into superstitious
and cowardly criminal minds.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I'll say. Can I try?
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Is this
how you control it?
No!
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(crash)
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(ratcheting sound)
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He-he. Guess I wasn't
supposed to touch that.
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No, you weren't.
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Gee, I'm sorry, DW,
but I never get a chance
to use your Darkwing doohickeys.
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Look, Launchpad,
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my gadgets
are strictly f-h-o -
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for heroes only -
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not for their sidekicks.
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Hey, no problemo.
I can be a hero.
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You, a hero? Ha!
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Don't be ridiculous.
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A hero does the undoable,
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risks the unriskable
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and thinks the unthinkable.
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Ha! Big deal.
I can go for weeks
without thinkin'.
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Believe me, I know.
(doorbell rings)
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Aha! A communiqué
from SHUSH Central.
J. Gander must need me.
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Must need
a hero's expertise.
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OK, let me see.
We gotta get all the... (gasps)
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SHUSH suspects FOWL
is after Oilrabia's
plush oil reserves.
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And once again,
Darkwing Duck is summoned
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to fight the nefarious forces
of evil.
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We leave immediately.
Get the bags.
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Uh, Launchpad? The bags?
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Is there anything wrong?
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Well, if I'm not good enough
to be a hero,
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then you can go alone.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I need you to fly
the Thunderquack.
You're the hero, you fly it.
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But you know
I never learned to fly.
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Too bad,
'cause I'm not flyi''
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unless I get a crack
at the heroic stuff.
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(grunts) Oh, you...
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All right.
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Just this once,
you can be the hero.
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Then let's go, sidekick.
We got a case to face.
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Uh, ha-ha. The bags?
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(mutters) Darkwing Duck
a mere sidekick.
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We'll see
how heroic flyboy is
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when real trouble starts.
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That's Oilrabia,
all right.
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That plateau makes it
virtually impervious
to enemy attack.
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And shields 'em, too,
I'll bet.
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Set 'er down easy,
Launchpad.
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As always.
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(crash)
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Hummina, hummina, whoa.
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Make that a Darkwing ditto.
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(♪ bazaar)
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(sound of tires squealing)
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Hold it there,
big fella.
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I better handle this.
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Unh-unh. No can do, DW.
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Everyone knows
the hero always gets the girl,
and I'm the hero, remember?
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A promise is a promise,
and you promised.
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Oh, nuts.
I gotta take flying lessons.
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(clock ticking)
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Wait a minute.
I don't own a watch.
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Must be a clock
around here somewhere.
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(gasps)
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It's a megablaster
fission bomb,
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with Swiss-movement timing
and optional radials.
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Steady, Darkwing.
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One wrong move and we'll be
texture-coating the walls.
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Let's see. The red wire
is the triggering...
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Step aside, sidekick,
and let a hero do his job.
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(wheezes)
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There.
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Gee, that wasn't hard
at all. Ha-ha-ha.
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But-But you didn't even
follow directions.
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Oh, finally, SHUSH has
sent us an agent capable
of helping my country.
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You are a true hero.
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Hey, it was nothin', really.
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I'll say it was nothing -
nothing but dumb luck.
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Don't mind me.
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Just looking
for the nonsmoking section.
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The attacks
on our oil fields
grow more audacious,
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and oil is all
that my people have.
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Don't worry, Princess.
We'll leave after lunch.
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This feast should be
in my honor, but no.
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I had to find a sidekick
with ambitions.
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Oh, please.
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Ahem. Dear Princess,
put all your fears aside.
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I shall personally lead
the expedition
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to determine what threat
there may be to your kingdom.
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You? But are you not
just the sidekick?
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(spring boings)
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An unfortunate
and very temporary
misunderstanding.
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But Launchpad
has promised me
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that he will lead
the expedition.
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(gulping)
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He is a hero, you know.
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He is not, he is not,
not, not, not, not!
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I'm the brains of this team.
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I am Darkwing... Duck.
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(giggles)
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What a whimsical fellow.
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He certainly must keep
your adventures amusing.
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Oh, yeah.
DW's a barrel of laughs.
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(crash)
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Oh, boy, the Princess sure knows
how to travel in style.
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Hey, how's it goin'
back there, sidekick?
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Just ducky, hero.
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We found the body
of the last SHUSH agent
just up ahead.
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(Steelbeak) Oh, man.
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How many agents
do we have to exterminate
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before them dweebs at SHUSH
get the message?
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Wai-ai-ait.
Can it be?
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Ha-ha! Ah, that looks
like my fav-o-rite playmate,
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the ol' Darkwing doofus
himself.
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Well... Ha-ha.
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I'm gonna have to send them
a little gift
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from Steelbeak's
welcome wagon.
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(jingling)
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A sandstorm! But where
did it come from?
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Great danger!
We must take cover!
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Launchpad!
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(♪ Muzak)
♪ Ya da da-da doo
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♪ Do-doot doot-doot
do-doot do twa tee ♪
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Launchpad,
come back here!
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Whooooa!
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Whoa! Good brakes.
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OK, OK,
you can ride with me.
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I'm comin', DW!
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I'm comin'!
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Gotcha.
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(both) Whoa!
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Whaaah!
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There was nothing
we could do, Princess.
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Launchpad the great and mighty
has been lost in the storm.
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He was... trying to save
his funny little friend.
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Do not worry.
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Launchpad will not fail
our people.
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True heroes can overcome
any adversity,
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and Launchpad
is a true hero.
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Well, hero,
what do we do now?
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What I always do
when I'm lost -
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find the nearest
gas station.
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There oughta be one
around here...
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uh, somewhere.
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The pitiless sun pounds
our parched panting protagonist,
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but still Darkwing Duck
presses forward,
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hoping to put off
the inescapable...
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Ah, great chance
to catch some rays, eh, DW?
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Have you lost your mind?!
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What are you
so angry about?
I'm usin' a sunscreen.
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Don't you understand?
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We're going to die,
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shriveling in
the merciless glare of the sun
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until there's nothing left
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but a pair of pitiful piles
of duck jerky!
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Gah! (wheezes/coughs)
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Not to worry, DW.
We're saved.
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They've sent in the navy.
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Oh, sure,
like they'll just sail up
in the middle of the... desert?
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The question is,
what are they doing here?
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FOWL Eggmen.
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They're building
a whole fleet.
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From the looks of things,
I surmise -
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Wait a second.
Doesn't the hero
get to do the surmising?
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OK, OK, OK. So what
do you surmise?
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Beats me.
What about you?
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I surmise we should take
a closer look.
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Sounds good.
Glad I consulted you.
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We must be like the cat,
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treading soundlessly
with complete control.
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You think
anyone heard that?
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I'd say
it was a strong "maybe."
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It's no use, Launchpad.
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You jump
while I hold them off.
No way.
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I'm the hero. You jump,
and I'll hold them off.
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Whaa!
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Whoa!
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Quicksand?
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(both grunting)
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Hey.
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(both) Uh-oh.
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Something tells me this is
where the plot thickens.
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So I says to myself,
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"Hey, what kind
of an adventure is it
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if we don't invite
the comedy relief?"
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How ya doin', ducks?
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Gee, Steelbeak,
good to see ya.
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That means you're not
behind my back.
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Ohh. Still racking up
the popularity points,
eh, Darkwing?
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Ah, you're the guy
who's building the ships
in the desert.
254
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:11,216
Oh, he's good.
He deserves a promotion.
255
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,619
I got one already.
I'm the hero this time.
256
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,621
Launchpad, not now.
257
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,888
Well, I am.
258
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,592
Don't listen to him.
A touch of sunstroke.
259
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:24,495
Oh, yeah.
I know how good help
is hard to find.
260
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,332
So, before we get
to the usual torture thing
261
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,900
that I know
you're so fond of,
262
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,338
let me explain why I'm stuck
in this armpit of a desert.
263
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,808
You're obviously after
Oilrabia's oil reserves.
264
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,911
You are sharp.
Hey, I like that.
265
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,946
But you step on my lines.
266
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,347
However, you're right.
267
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,583
Gas makes the world
go round,
268
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,019
and from now on,
you want gas,
269
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,822
you pull up to your
friendly FOWL station.
270
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,591
Service with a smile.
271
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,929
Steelbeak,
you're pumpin' unleaded
but comin' up empty.
272
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,115
Ha! Your troops wouldn't
make it across the desert,
273
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,751
much less climb the cliffs
of Oilrabia.
274
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:07,755
That's why
I'm gonna attack by sea.
275
00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:11,459
(both laugh)
276
00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:13,994
Oh, you're right.
I can't stand it.
277
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,930
In the middle
of the desert, right?
278
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:19,767
I guess you're gonna
have to wait for rain?
279
00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:23,671
Oh, no.
I'm gonna bring my own.
280
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:27,208
I am gonna turn the desert
into an ocean.
281
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,143
Yeah, right.
282
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,013
(thunderclap)
283
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,949
Whoa. This guy's
gotta be bad news
at a picnic.
284
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,788
Aw, come on, DW.
Would you just
give me a chance?
285
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,027
Aha! I have it.
286
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,030
I'll use my mental powers
taught to me by Tibetan yogis
287
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,132
who befriended me as a boy.
288
00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:54,468
When the guard returns,
I'll mesmerize him,
289
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,838
making him my slave.
290
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,157
(lips vibrate)
291
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,760
Then again,
I could use lightning.
292
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,907
Time to trust the basics.
293
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,075
But shouldn't the hero
lead the attack?
294
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,179
Launchpad,
you may be the hero
on this mission,
295
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,916
but there is only
one Darkwing Duck.
296
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:28,585
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
297
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,789
I am the little mouse
that eats your cheese.
298
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,725
I am Darkwing...
299
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,427
(clang/crash)
300
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,762
...Duck.
301
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,163
(both laugh)
302
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,364
Gangway!
303
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,539
Goin' somewhere?
304
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,607
Stand back, Beaky,
305
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,610
or I'll sizzle-ize you
with a lightning bolt.
306
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,746
How do you
make this thing work?
307
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,152
Whoa-oa mm-mm.
What? Mm-hmm.
308
00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:06,607
Aha!
309
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,176
You idiot,
you're gonna jam it.
310
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,809
(thunder rumbling)
311
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:30,064
Get to the ships!
The cave's gonna flood!
312
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,085
(rumbling)
313
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,569
(Launchpad and Darkwing gasp)
314
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:38,372
Flash flood!
315
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:47,381
(grunting)
316
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:49,149
I'm gonna kick -
do di dee.
317
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,708
(sighs) Oh, no!
318
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,895
Darkwing Duck is gonna pay
big-time for this.
319
00:18:00,897 --> 00:18:04,799
I'm gonna - gonna -
Eggman!
320
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:07,367
Yes, sir.
321
00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:12,406
(sighs) Thanks, pal.
You're a lifesaver.
322
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,709
Set course for Oilrabia.
323
00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:17,077
(lisps) Yes, sir.
324
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,079
I can still take Oilrabia.
325
00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:22,082
Between the firepower
of my battle cruiser
and this baby,
326
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:25,820
the city will be throwing out
the red carpet tout de suite,
327
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:27,955
and to top it off,
328
00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:31,325
Darkwing Dodo
is somewhere out there
329
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,961
havin' dinner
with Davy Jones.
330
00:18:33,963 --> 00:18:35,663
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
331
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:38,449
Hey, yo, surf's up,
DW Dude.
332
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,684
Launchpad,
you saved my life!
333
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,837
Hey, heroes are always
savin' lives.
334
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,338
It's what we do.
335
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,207
But you might wanna save
that thank-you part.
336
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,593
There's no place to land!
337
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,347
Whoa-oa! Whaa-aa-aa!
338
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,348
Whoa-oa!
339
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,371
(explosions)
340
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,865
One should
always bring a present
when arriving unannounced,
341
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,051
and I got a doozie
for the princess.
342
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,692
Come on, we must save
the princess.
343
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:25,029
Help! (coughs)
344
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,847
We're comin', Princess!
345
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,816
Help!
346
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,035
Hang on!
347
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,572
You are both my heroes.
348
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,144
Even you, my funny one.
349
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,266
(all yelling)
350
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,087
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
351
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,473
Ohh!
352
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:54,976
We've gotta find
a better way to stop.
353
00:19:54,978 --> 00:19:56,978
(Steelbeak over bullhorn)
Yo, Princess,
354
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,881
hand over your oil,
or your people are history.
355
00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:04,051
Not that I wanna be pushy,
but you got ten minutes.
356
00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:08,255
Whatever should I do?
I need the advice of heroes.
357
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:11,892
If it's oil Steelbeak wants,
then it's oil he'll get.
358
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:15,162
What? My people's oil?
Are you crazy?
359
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:17,164
Maybe a little
manic-depressive
on weekends,
360
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,833
but I'm sane enough to know
a couple of heroes like us
361
00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:22,236
can overcome
the likes of FOWL.
362
00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:24,938
Launchpad,
let's get dangerous.
363
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:28,309
Did ya hear that?
He called me a hero.
364
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:37,084
Hey, you can't be a slave
to a schedule.
365
00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:38,686
It causes stress.
366
00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:41,856
All right, Princess,
time to -
367
00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:45,692
What's goin' on?!
368
00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:47,611
Hey!
369
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,397
What is happening?
370
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,266
You wanted oil?
371
00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:54,167
Let 'er rip, Princess.
372
00:21:01,377 --> 00:21:04,895
Hey, I'm the weather wizard
around here.
373
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:09,900
I'll give that town a zap
that'll fry 'em like a sausage.
374
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,769
Oh-ee-whaa! Whoa-whoa!
Ha-ha! Whoa!
375
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,025
Uh-oh.
376
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:26,867
Gee, and me
without marshmallows.
377
00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:31,088
I really hate that guy.
378
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,974
I really, really hate him.
379
00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:41,081
Gee, Princess,
I'm not very good
at goodbyes.
380
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,917
Hellos, either,
for that matter.
381
00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:45,285
My people thank you,
as do I.
382
00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:49,489
With heroes such as you,
the world is a safer place.
383
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:51,192
Goodbye, my champion.
384
00:21:51,194 --> 00:21:53,060
Well, you know,
385
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,162
DW here
is the real her-
386
00:21:55,164 --> 00:21:59,566
Ha-ha-hmm.
Is the luckiest sidekick
in the world.
387
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,870
Bye, Princess.
Me and the boss
have to be going.
388
00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:05,256
Launchpad,
I underestimated you.
389
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,859
As far as I'm concerned,
we're colleagues,
390
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,361
brothers in arms.
391
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,897
You mean it?
I sure do.
392
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:16,433
From now on,
we're 100% equals.
393
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,403
Now get the bags.
You got it, boss.
394
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,457
♪ Darkwing Duck
395
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,962
♪ Darkwing Duck
396
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,466
♪ Darkwing Duck
397
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,904
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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