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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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So, how do you wanna go,
Darkwing?
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Regular or extra crispy?
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What about peacefully,
in my sleep,
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at an obscenely old age?
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Help! Help!
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Oh, somebody
please help me!
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Hold it.
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I can't believe this.
It's... This is... It's...
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It's gripping,
isn't it?
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We at the Awesome
Comic Book Corporation
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have the very highest hopes
for this issue.
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And frankly, Mr. Darkwing,
we smell a blockbuster hit.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Ohh, it's not hard
to smell this thing, sir.
Because it stinks!
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Is there something wrong
with it?
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Wrong? Oh, no.
Nothing's wrong.
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Except absolutely everything.
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This thing has nothing
to do with reality!
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We p-perhaps took some
dramatic license
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merely to
humanize the character,
you understand. Ha-ha.
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Your dramatic license
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has just been revoked!
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You see, we felt you might seem
too courageous, too daring
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and too larger-than-life.
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Well, of course.
That's what a hero is.
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This thing would ruin me.
I'd be a laughingstock.
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No villain would cower
before me again.
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Look, bub, little
impressionable children
all over the world
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will be reading this.
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How can they
pattern their lives after me
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if they think I'm a coward?
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If you're gonna do a comic book
based on my life,
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you're gonna do it right!
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There's only one person I trust
with a job like this,
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and that's me.
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(Gosalyn groaning) Come on,
Dad. I want to see it!
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Nobody sees that garbage
until I can fix it.
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Maybe we can help you, DW.
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You can help
by leaving me alone! Whew!
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I'm gonna need
complete concentration
to save this fiasco,
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because we're looking
at a total rewrite here
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from page one, word one.
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Fortunately,
I'm just the one
with the honesty
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to give it
the gritty realism
it needs.
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In a word, Darkwing Duck
was... Hmm.
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Does phenomenal
have one "F" or two?
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The gloriously perfect
crime-fighter...
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Hmm. The extraordinarily
magnificent crime-fighter?
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Painfully handsome?
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(sighs) So many adjectives,
so little time.
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Darkwing Duck arrived
to investigate
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the mysterious disappearance
of Safety Inspector Number 16.
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Aha! He was obviously blown
through his bathroom wall
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by some unknown force.
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The safety inspector
had an accident?
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But they're
usually so careful.
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No, Launchpad.
This was no accident.
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Hmm. There's something
not quite right with
this hair dryer.
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Well, no wonder, DW.
It's not plugged in.
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(Darkwing) The hero began by...
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Launchpad, I believe
this appliance
was tampered with.
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And then other mysterious accidents began occurring.
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Later that evening, a top-ranking official
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was attacked by a toaster oven.
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Launchpad, there's
only one person
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capable of creating all these
electrical disasters,
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and that's my arch-villainous
archrival Megavolt.
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(knocking)
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Get this engine checked,
will ya? It's knocking.
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I don't remember
any engine knocking.
Oh, the door.
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I made you
some lemonade, Dad.
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Thought it might get
the creative juices flowing.
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Thank you, dear.
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Molding a literary masterpiece
does dry the... throat.
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(wheezes)
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What's in this?
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Just lemons, Dad.
Unless those were jalapeños.
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Must have been
jalapeños.
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(muttering)
"Later, that...
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...toaster oven."
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Oh, great, Dad.
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This is about as exciting
as watching cement dry.
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Guess he's just too close
to the material.
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(cracks knuckles)
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Having run out of food
on Mars,
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the giant flesh-eating
slug monster
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has come to Earth to satisfy
its gruesome appetite.
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(growling)
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Look out, Darkwing.
A giant slug monster
from Mars!
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(tires squeal)
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No, Launchpad, it's a giant
flesh-eating slug monster
from Mars!
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Megavolt
will just have to wait
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while I save the planet
from this menace.
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Hi-yah!
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Oof!
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(laughs)
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What a way to go. Done in
by a plain old garden pest.
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Launchpad,
you've given me an idea.
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I'll be right back.
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Uh, got a couple bucks
on ya?
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(gurgling)
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What's the one thing a slimy,
slithering slug fears most?
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Common household salt.
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Uh, DW, don't I have
some change comin'?
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Sorry I didn't
get a receipt.
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(gurgling)
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(whimpers)
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One order of escargot
to go.
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Now to take care of that
power-hungry Megavolt.
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Oh, boy. This is writing.
What will I put in next?
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Maybe a zombie
with a huge ax or a -
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I do hate to interrupt,
but what are you doing?
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I'd love to stay and chat, Dad,
but my bike's double-parked.
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Oh, I'm gonna
have to find someplace
I won't be disturbed.
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Now, to get my train of thought
back on track.
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Unless I miss my guess,
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that's the sparky spouting
of Megavolt himself.
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He's playing with
the city power lines.
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So, plughead
is pillaging
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the Daylight Savings
and Loan, eh?
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It's all over, Megavolt.
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I'm putting you behind bars
in a dry cell.
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(Megavolt)
Over my dead batteries!
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Eat amperes, Duck.
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Haven't you heard
that crime doesn't pay?
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Fools left me no choice.
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Just because I missed paying
a power bill or two,
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they threaten to shut me off
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in the middle of
the greatest scheme
of my career!
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Yeah, that'd be
just like 'em.
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I gotta stop
that high-voltage lowlife
if it's the last thing I...
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Uh, DW?
What is it, Launchpad?
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Do you know much
about washing machines?
What?
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Well, I was wonderin',
if I dropped a box of soap
in the washer
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and the lid was stuck shut
with the thing on "high,"
what would happen?
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I suppose the washer
might explode
in a mountain of suds.
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(boom)
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(sighs) I was afraid
it'd be something like that.
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Stay here, Launchpad,
and don't let anybody see that.
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Oh, boy. That DW
is really somethin',
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starrin' in his own comic book,
just like Mickey Mouse.
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I always liked those
Wild Western comic books myself.
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Never see those anymore.
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Something like
Death Valley Duck.
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Now, that'd be great.
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(Western twang)
It's that renegade
Big Chief Power Bill.
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Say, sidekick...
do I sound different to you?
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Nope. I reckon
you sure enough sound
same as ever. Hee-hee-hee.
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Well, guess it was
just my imagination.
(neighs)
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Might as well give up,
you yellow-bellied sidewinder.
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Will be many moons over Miami
before Big Chief gives up.
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Whoa. The brave's
pretty brave for a coward.
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Are you a-comin' peaceful-like
or am I... Oof!
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(sputters, coughs)
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What is this?
Custard's Last Stand?
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Hah. That my assistant -
Little Running Gag. Heh-heh.
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Surrender, Big Chief.
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You're surrounded by an army
of 12,000 soldiers.
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It's an old military ploy
we call lying.
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Duck born with
silver spoon in mouth
speak with forked tongue.
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If you can dish it out,
I can take it.
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Much more of this,
I'll have a full place setting.
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I'm a-givin' you
one kilowatt hour to...
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Hee. Then again, considerin'
the shoddy treatment
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your people have
historically received,
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perhaps we could drop
the whole matter, hmm?
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Uhh. Uhh. Ooh, aah.
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Launchpad, are you
reading my comic book?
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Who, me? Yaah!
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I gotta find somewhere
I can get some privacy.
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Where was I?
Oh, yeah.
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I'd just chased Megavolt
to the power company building
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where I was going to
finish him off and...
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Wh-why am I wearing
a cowboy hat? Oh, pfft.
Must have been a typo.
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Ah...
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This is it, Megavolt.
I'm pulling the plug on you.
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That's doubtful, Duck.
There's no stopping
the unstoppable.
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(laughs maniacally)
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Because, you see,
I've just perfected
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my new, improved,
patent-pending
remote control!
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I can now vary
the electric company's
power output at will.
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With controlled
power surges,
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I can transform
all household appliances
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into soldiers
of my private army.
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(Megavolt) Going up?
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Whoa! This is what I call
an express elevator!
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Uh, DW, you sure
you know how to...
run this thing?
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(Megavolt) Going down.
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I hope you have -
ha-ha-ha - elevator insurance!
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(Darkwing and Launchpad scream)
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(Darkwing) Let's see,
14 miles up
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at something approaching
the speed of light.
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We could be in
for a rough landing, LP.
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(both screaming)
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(Darkwing and Launchpad screaming)
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(woman) Oh, look, Mr. Mallard!
Whoo-hoo! Mr. Mallard!
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Oh, no. Not that
saccharine suburbanite.
Mr. Mallard!
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Well, there you are.
I've been looking
all over for you.
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Yes, Mrs. Muddlefoot?
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Well, I wonder if you might
have some ground cinnamon
we could borrow? Hmm?
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Did Hemingway
have this problem?
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Of course not.
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He didn't live next door
to the Muddlefoots.
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I'll get you a whole
cinnamon tree, Binkie.
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Ooh, thank you,
but a half a cup will do.
(giggles)
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Ooh. And what's this?
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Why, it's a comic book.
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Well, how darling.
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(gasps) Ooh.
Oh, dear me.
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My stars, such violence!
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Tsk, tsk, tsk,
tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Why, my stars.
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With reading material like this,
it's no wonder so many children
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grow up to be cruel.
despotic dictators!
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Now, how can I make this
a little less deplorable
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and a little more -
hee-hee-hee - adorable?
244
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,289
Hee-hee-hee-hee. I know.
245
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:59,693
It was a beautiful
spring morning.
246
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,296
(birds chirping)
247
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,034
And little Mr. Bunny
248
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,136
was as happy as could be.
249
00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:10,505
He happily hip-hopped, hip-hopped
250
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:13,558
up to Robin Redbreast and said...
251
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,261
Would you mind
clearing out of here?
I'd like to be alone.
252
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:21,365
(gasps) Ooh, my goodness, no. He didn't say that.
253
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,919
The little Mr. Bunny turned to the birdie and said...
254
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:28,239
You don't want to make me
lose my temper, do you?
255
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,074
(squawks)
256
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:33,244
Well, no. No.
He didn't say that, either.
257
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,813
(gasps) Ooh.
Why, you're back.
258
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,449
And so soon.
(nervous laugh)
259
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,451
I guess there's
only one place
260
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,987
I can be sure
I won't be disturbed.
261
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,359
(slurps) Ahh.
262
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,863
At last. I can finish
this thing in peace.
263
00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:01,722
Luckily,
we landed softly
264
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:04,391
in this...
this... this...
265
00:14:04,393 --> 00:14:07,094
Say, LP,
where are we, anyway?
266
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,732
You got me, DW,
but it sure is... cute.
267
00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:13,467
We have to find Megavolt
before - Oof!
268
00:14:15,872 --> 00:14:17,905
I may have to hurt that guy.
269
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:24,512
Aw, don't be
too hard on him, DW.
He's just a...
270
00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:28,449
I know, I know, I know.
He's just a little running gag.
271
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:36,090
Come on, Launchpad.
We have to defuse
that maniac Megavolt.
272
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,582
Ha! They call me mad.
273
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,752
They call me insane.
They're right.
274
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,154
But I'm running things now!
Heh-heh.
275
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,707
Your mad scheme
will never work,
276
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,742
you egomaniacal electron.
277
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:58,680
For your information,
it already has.
278
00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:01,799
See, I was on my way over here
to pay my power bill
279
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,702
after borrowing money
from the bank!
280
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,954
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
281
00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:10,007
Then I thought, "Why not
just take over the place?"
282
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:14,445
And now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a city to dominate!
283
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,084
I did it!
284
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,055
And took a good 17 inches
off my waistline
in the process.
285
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,326
Now to short-circuit
that lunatic.
286
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:33,665
Come on, Launchpad.
Let's get dangerous.
287
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,067
Do we have to get
that dangerous, DW?
288
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,469
Couldn't we just take
the stai-ai-airs?
289
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,272
Heh-heh-heh.
The whole city is mine.
290
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,042
And to think I never even
finished reform school.
291
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,177
You again!
292
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,812
That's far enough,
sparkplug breath.
293
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,581
Shpeda-hoing!
294
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,417
Gimme that.
It's private property.
295
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,419
Attaboy, Darkwing.
Get him!
296
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,689
Teach the lousy thug
a lesson. Show him who...
297
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,191
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoy!
298
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,159
My masterpiece!
299
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,195
My baby.
300
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,251
Oh, my sweet darling,
you're the ampere of my eye.
301
00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:12,820
(muffled)
302
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:15,423
What's this?
A comic book?
303
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:20,094
A comic book
starring Darkwing Duck?
What's the world coming to?
304
00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:22,397
(muttering) "...you
egomaniacal electron."
305
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:26,266
No! No, this is wrong,
all wrong!
306
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:28,869
And in definite need
of repair.
307
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,341
OK. As Darkwing Duck
308
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:37,512
and the misunderstood
genius Megavolt
309
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,680
struggled for
the remote-control device...
310
00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:44,184
I've had all I'm gonna take
from you, Duck.
311
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:49,489
Behold!
312
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:52,092
I am the new, the improved
313
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,596
mega, maximum, mondo Megavolt!
314
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,698
(stammering)
315
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,536
And you, Duck, are toast!
316
00:17:01,538 --> 00:17:03,171
(teeth chattering)
317
00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:08,609
It would appear,
Launchpad,
318
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,979
that our best hope would be...
a tactical retreat!
319
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,701
Don't worry, Launchpad.
320
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,703
Megavolt may have
superior size,
321
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,139
he may have superior power,
but I have superior intellect!
322
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,477
Then again, let's not
undersell size and power.
323
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,598
I was wondering
what happened to you.
324
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,710
We're safe down here, Launchpad.
He's too big to fit in.
325
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,412
(yelling and screaming)
326
00:18:08,104 --> 00:18:11,872
Why can't I get a break?
This thing's due tomorrow.
327
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:17,544
Even the wind's
against me.
328
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:24,451
Hmm, this place
looks familiar.
329
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:27,721
At last, I can tell the story
the way it should have happened.
330
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:30,575
Tampering with
my masterpiece, eh?
331
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,077
Ooh! Don't you
know how to knock?
332
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,480
Your little game is over,
you revolting revisionist!
333
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,084
Give it back so I can
finish off the scene
where I finish you off!
334
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,220
Wrong. In the last scene,
I'm gonna finish you off.
335
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,923
Sorry, pal. This thing's
reality-based.
336
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,992
You don't stand a chance
against me.
337
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,993
That's what you think,
you hackneyed hack!
338
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,613
In this edition,
I'm now ten times bigger
and more powerful.
339
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,699
No way. Let me see that.
Where?
340
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,452
Right there.
341
00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:01,355
What kind of science fiction
are you trying to write?
342
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:05,226
If anything,
you ought to be
20 times smaller.
343
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:09,296
What do you think
you're doing? I'm bigger!
344
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,365
Have it your way.
I can beat you,
345
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:15,169
no matter what size shoe
you wear. Hee-hee.
346
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:17,271
(teeth chattering)
347
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:21,342
(sighs)
348
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,645
Saved by my faithful pet
Super Bunny.
349
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:26,280
Wait a minute.
350
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:28,849
Since when do I have
a faithful pet
named Super Bunny?
351
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:36,290
It's a little early
for Easter, isn't it?
352
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:40,594
Listen, Super B,
there's only room
353
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,629
for one hero
in this comic book,
354
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:45,365
and I got the job,
so beat it!
355
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,553
Never send a bunny
to do a duck's job.
356
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,522
(sizzling)
357
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,657
In here, DW!
358
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,726
Good going, Launchpad.
You've -
359
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,961
(gurgling)
360
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,964
...gotten us in
an even bigger jam.
361
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,471
I've heard of
eating the scenery,
but this is ridiculous.
362
00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:13,126
Strange, yes, but I'm not one
to look a gift horse
in the mouth.
363
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,896
Hi-ho, Silver!
Away!
364
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:18,899
That's cheating.
365
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:22,186
Whoa, Silver.
366
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:25,555
All right, Duck.
This is gonna be
your final scene.
367
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,558
Looks like he's got us
this time, DW!
368
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,396
Ha! I don't know the meaning
of the word defeat, Launchpad.
369
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,565
Aha! Just what we need
right now -
370
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,802
a refreshing
cup of coffee.
371
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,672
Push, Launchpad.
372
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,175
Taste java, battery brain.
373
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,575
Aah!
374
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,446
I've been percolated.
375
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,851
That's not fair.
How come you get to win?
376
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:57,921
Because, villain,
it's my comic book.
377
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,925
I'd love to chew the fat, babe,
but I'm late for a date with
comic-book immortality.
378
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,962
See ya in the funny papers,
pal.
379
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,111
Uh, well...
Yes?
380
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,113
I hate it!
No!
381
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,251
Yes. I'm also repelled,
repulsed,
382
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,887
reviled
and revolted by it.
383
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:33,190
In addition,
I loath and abhor it.
384
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:37,962
Not to mention despising
and detesting it! However...
385
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,263
H-However?
386
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:43,333
However, I am intrigued
by the rabbit character
387
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,870
and plan to spin off
a new comic book -
388
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,922
The Adventures of Super Bunny!
389
00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:52,359
B-B-B-B-Bunny?
R-R-R-R-Rabbit?
390
00:21:52,361 --> 00:21:54,995
Why, of all the...
(clears throat)
391
00:21:54,997 --> 00:21:59,233
Sir, I have only one response
to this development.
392
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,185
(whistles)
393
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,489
Come, come,
Little Running Gag.
394
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,291
Let's see if we can
sell this epic to Disney.
395
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:11,895
Maybe they'll make
a TV series out of it.
396
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,679
♪ Darkwing Duck
397
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,284
♪ Darkwing Duck
398
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,688
♪ Darkwing Duck
399
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,894
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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