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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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And then, Big Webfoot
spotted the light
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of a distant campfire.
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The hairy hulking beast crept
through the forest
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until he came
to the clearing and -
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(both) Aah!
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the moth that seeks
your porch light.
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Oh, it's not
Big Webfoot.
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It's some jerk
in a costume.
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Not just any jerk,
I'm Darkwing Duck.
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The jerk's
probably lost.
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I am not lost.
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Say, is that a compass?
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No, it's an outboard motor.
I thought you weren't lost.
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I'm not!
I just wanna make sure
the North Star is still north.
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Yeah, that's it.
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What do we get
out of it?
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The satisfaction of knowing
you helped a friend in need?
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Get real.
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Then how about
a scary story?
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Ah...
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It's about the time
I ran into the...
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vampire potato.
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Ha-ha-ha! Vampire potato?
There's no such thing.
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That's what I said.
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It happened not too long ago.
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right here, the hideout of my archenemy Bushroot.
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Never again
will I be lonely!
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Never again will I be told,
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"I can't go out with you.
You're just a shrub."
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I found the way
to obtain the perfect bride!
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I'm growing my own.
Spike!
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Fertilizer.
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Fertilizer.
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Fluoride.
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Fluoride.
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Posey blossom.
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Uh-oh.
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Posey blossom?
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Ohh!
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I got it!
I got it! I got it!
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Oops.
Posey blossom?
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Posey blossom.
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Oh, this is just the thing
for that feminine touch.
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Why not?
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Spike, it's working.
She's alive!
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Alive, I tell you!
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She's a potato.
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This isn't posey blossom!
It's potato starch.
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How could you do this to me?
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I can't marry a potato.
She's a tuber and I'm a shrub.
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Oh, but they say
opposites attract.
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Maybe, if we really try,
we can make it work.
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Posey, will you marry me?
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(growls) No.
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I'll take that
as a yes!
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Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
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I made this gown
out of lilac
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especially for you,
voluptuous one.
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Hmm, I wasn't expecting a bride
larger than a size eight.
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Allow me to carry you
across the threshold,
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my buxom beauty.
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(grunting)
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No offense, Posey,
but you've got to go on a diet.
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I've arranged for every luxury
a bride could want.
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You've got
your own sprinkler system
and a fertilizer supply.
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(growls)
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Well, what do you want?
Jewels? Furs? You're a potato.
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(roars)
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OK, OK. I'll run into the city
and get you some presents.
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You just wait here,
and I'll be back in a jiffy.
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(growls)
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(slurps)
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Meanwhile, handsome, debonair duck-about-town Drake Mallard
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was about to hear the most exciting news of his entire life.
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Dad, the Muddlefoots
are moving!
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They are? Yes!
The Muddlefoots are moving!
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The Muddlefoots are moving!
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Let me give you
a hand, Herb.
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You got a lot of stuff,
but I'm sure we can
fit it in, trust me.
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So, where you moving to?
Alaska? Maine? Mars?
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Real far, huh?
Move?
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Oh, we'd never move
away from you, Drakeroo.
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We plan on living
next door to you forever.
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Ow.
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We're just going on a little
camping trip is all.
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Oh, Herb, dear,
don't forget the VCR.
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Only Herb would bring his VCR
on a camping trip.
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VCR? Keen gear.
Can I come?
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Hop aboard,
little lady.
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But I thought
you hated camping.
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I do,
but I wanna catch Big Webfoot,
the-million-year-old man-ape.
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I'll be famous, you know.
Man-ape. Ha.
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There's no such thing
as a man-ape.
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Move!
Ah, then again...
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Come on, Honk,
let's go collar a big monkey.
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Big Webfoot. Ha-ha.
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Well, at least I'll have
some peace and quiet.
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(TV) We interrupt your peace and quiet for a special news bulletin.
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The herbivorous mutant research-scientist- turned-criminal
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Reginald Bushroot
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has been sighted robbing Fabric King.
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What would a plant man want
from a home shop?
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Gosh, I don't know.
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Which color would look better
on my bride,
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the magenta
or the della Robbia blue?
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So, what does your bride
look like?
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She's a large potato.
I'd go with the blue.
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You'll need this to make
your prison uniform, Bushroot.
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Suck gas, evildoer.
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Ah-ha!
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Gas has no effect on me.
Take this, duck!
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Ew! Dandruff!
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He's a plant, LP.
That's pollen.
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Ah-Ah-Ahchoo!
Gesundheit.
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Ahchoo!
Gesundheit.
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Ahchoo!
No, gesundheit.
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Hi-ho, Ivy - away!
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He's getting away, DW.
I can see that.
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Make a left at the next corner.
It's a shortcut.
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A shortcut, eh? A shortcut
to the cemetery maybe.
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Well, it would've worked
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if they hadn't built
this Hamburger Hippo here.
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(♪ overlapping singing)
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(engine sputters)
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Oh, looks like
we broke down, Herb.
Great. We'll camp here.
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I'll set up the tepee,
you bust out the chips.
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The soon-to-be-
supermarket-tabloid-star
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surveys the wilderness for
the Beast of the Year nominee -
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Big Webfoot!
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(laughing)
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So they want Big Webfoot, huh?
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Honey, I'm home!
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The jewelry store was closed,
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but I brought you
some frozen yogurt.
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Posey?
Where are you, my love?
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(gasps)
Oh, no. She's gone!
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Then I guess
she can't get mad, can she?
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What am I saying?
She's all I have.
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Come back to me, Posey!
Where are you?
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Honker. Gosalyn.
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Where are you?
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(rustling) (laughs)
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Wait till they
get a load of me.
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(laughs)
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(growls)
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Aah!
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Slow down, DW.
I can't keep up!
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Bushroot's probably halfway
into the country by now.
Hurry up!
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That is, unless you know
any more shortcuts.
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A truck's coming!
Maybe we can get a ride.
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That's not
how you stop a truck.
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You gotta be more assertive.
Watch.
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Halt!
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That worked real good, DW.
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You OK, city boy?
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Uh, you wouldn't happen
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to be heading
to the country, would ya?
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Is yesterday's crawdad
tomorrow's fry?
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Hop on in.
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There's frozen aliens
back there in my truck.
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Aliens? Really?
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Government stuff.
You ain't supposed to know.
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Well, maybe you should just
drop us off.
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I likes company.
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Gets lonesomer than
a mud puppy out here.
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After a while,
you start seein' things.
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(tires squeal)
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Ugh! There was a tater
in the road
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bigger'n Jake's cow.
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Is that right? Potato, huh?
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It looked like a russet, too.
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A-A-A russet?
Yeah.
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Red taters,
you can reason with 'em.
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But russets, why,
they's just plain mean.
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Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you do
if you run into a russet?
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There's only one thing to do.
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You gots to say "tater"
backwards
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while shakin' the pollen off
a Lycium nycanthropus plant.
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I'll keep that in mind,
Duane.
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Uh, what's
a Lycium nycanthropus plant?
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Well, how should I know?
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I'm just a good old
country boy.
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(man on TV) Channel 9 is proud to present
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tonight's cinema classic -
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"Vampire Varmints from Venus."
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You're just in time
for the movie, Tank.
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We interrupt tonight's cinema classic for a special news bulletin.
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A vampire is loose in the countryside.
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No one has seen the vampire,
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but the victims can be recognized by the following symptoms.
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Oh, dinner's ready, Tank.
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Your favorite -
instant mashed potatoes.
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They have an insatiable craving for potatoes.
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They appear to be in a trance-like state and do not speak...
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Hmm, this movie is
kinda borin', isn't it, son?
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...and they sprout potato-like roots from their heads.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Oh, Tank, dear, you need
another haircut already.
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Beware, the vampire could be anywhere.
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Oh, look, Herb,
a giant potato.
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(growls)
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Did you hear that?
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It sounds like Big Webfoot's
right in your folks' camp.
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OK, Honk, when I say "go,"
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you grab him,
and I'll get him with the net.
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Um, b-b-but m-m-maybe
I should wait here
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while you g-g-go look
at the - look at the -
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Ready? 1, 2, 3. Go!
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Whoa!
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Help.
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Uh-oh.
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Now, there's a diner
comin' up.
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You can get out there.
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But look out
for the vampire.
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Oh, a vampire?
What's a vampire?
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Well, fellas,
this is where you get off.
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Hey, Hamburger Hippo!
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I don't believe it.
These things are everywhere.
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You tell Moe
Duane sent you,
you hear?
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I'll tell him
Duane should be
in the loony bin.
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I just hope we don't run
into any more Duanes
at the diner.
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Did ya hear about there's
a vampire runnin' loose?
251
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,904
Oh, what's a vampire?
252
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,705
Never seen one,
253
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,208
but I heared
they wears a black cape.
254
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,445
I never seen one neither,
but iffen I did,
255
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,714
I'd run a stake
right on straight through
his heart directly.
256
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,883
Yeah.
257
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,552
Excuse, me, gentlemen.
258
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,055
It's the vampire!
259
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,995
Wait!
This is Darkwing Duck!
260
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,765
Darkwing Duck's
the vampire!
261
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,784
No, no! I saw the vampire.
262
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:52,954
It's a potato as big as a Buick,
and it's got the Muddlefoots.
263
00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,873
That's crazy talk.
264
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,774
Why, Jake's prize tater
265
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,543
ain't no bigger'n
a Volkswagen.
266
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,445
What's a Muddlefoots?
267
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,882
Pound the stake, Zeke.
268
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,118
Wait!
He's not a vampire!
269
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,987
How do we know that?
270
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,156
Um, you can do
a vampire test.
271
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,058
Yeah, a vampire test.
That's a great idea.
272
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:19,830
Well, I heared somewheres
that vampires bounce.
273
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,501
Let 'er rip, Zack!
274
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,838
Couldn't I just take
a written exam?
275
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:34,762
Was that a bounce?
276
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:36,264
No.
277
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:40,734
Well, that's hard to say.
We better try another test.
278
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:45,373
Don't vampires hate flami''
red-hot chili peppers?
279
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,059
(horn)
280
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,230
Nobody can stand
flamin' red-hot -
281
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,391
(train whistle blows/ school bell rings)
282
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,799
Fetch the stake, Zack.
283
00:14:15,872 --> 00:14:18,873
(train whistle blows)
284
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,076
Yeow!
285
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:25,145
Looks like Zack's
a vampire, too.
286
00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:28,816
Maybe you're
goin' about this
the wrong way.
287
00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:32,537
Yeah, these aren't
real vampire tests.
288
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,290
Got any better ideas,
little missy?
289
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,692
Well, in The Umpire of Vampire Empire,
290
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:41,495
the vampire wouldn't burn
when they set fire to him.
291
00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:43,948
Gosalyn,
whose side are you on?
292
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:47,285
Zack, get the diesel fuel.
293
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,954
Kinda make you miss Duane,
don't they?
294
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,189
Duane? You know Duane?
295
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:56,294
We're like this.
Well, why didn't you
say so?
296
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,529
Guess that lets him
off the hook.
297
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,264
That's a shame.
298
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,200
I was looking forward
to plungin' that stake
through his heart.
299
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,638
Hey, they's still
a vampire out there!
300
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,038
Let's get it.
301
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,942
Hee-haw! He's a vampire.
Come on, let's get him!
302
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,377
Frozen aliens
and now vampires!
303
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,379
Has everybody gone crazy?
304
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,315
But there is a vampire,
only it's a potato,
305
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,985
and it's probably
in those bushes right now!
306
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,820
(rustling)
Aah!
307
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,656
Just the wind.
Launchpad, go take a look.
308
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,061
Get going.
309
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,947
There are
no vampire potatoes.
310
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:36,517
Scientists who turn themselves
into plants, yes.
311
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,153
But vampire potatoes,
that's ridiculous.
312
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,655
Help!
But I saw it.
313
00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:43,090
It had fangs and tentacles,
just like the vampire
314
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,325
in Attack of the Vampire with Fangs and Tentacles.
315
00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:47,227
You've been watching
too many trashy horror movies.
316
00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:51,231
What? Attack of the Vampire with Fangs and Tentacles
is a classic.
317
00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:56,671
Well, did you see
any vampire potatoes?
318
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,316
There, you see?
Now, let's go visit
the Muddlefoots
319
00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:11,118
so I can prove to you
they're all right.
320
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,224
(growling)
321
00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:22,880
See? See, I told you.
322
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,383
(crunching)
323
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,518
You see? They're wolfing down
potato chips
324
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,520
and staring at the TV
like zombies.
325
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,288
Perfectly normal
for the Muddlefoots.
326
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,824
But they're watching
a test pattern.
327
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,560
Good! Maybe they can
understand the plot.
328
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,131
But they've got roots
growing out of their heads.
329
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,734
Binkie insists on
buying that new-fangled
herbal shampoo.
330
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,737
OK, how do you explain that?
331
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,088
(gulps)
332
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,390
I'm sure there's a good
explanation somewhere.
333
00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:52,643
(growls)
334
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,478
Gosalyn,
where are you going?!
335
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,981
To get something
that'll stop a vampire!
336
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,350
Oh, how about a shotgun?
337
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,687
Suffer the might
of Darkwing Duck!
338
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,123
Ow!
339
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:10,228
OK, then, suck gas,
spud-face!
340
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,064
(coughing) Gosalyn...
341
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,099
will you hurry up?
342
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,801
Gosalyn!
343
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:21,622
To ward away vampires,
you have to find the things
they fear most.
344
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,791
A potato peeler?
345
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,060
Back, ghastly one,
or I'll slash you
into hash browns.
346
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,199
Obviously, that wasn't it.
347
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,819
Gosalyn!
348
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,521
Maybe the Muddlefoots
have a deep-fat fryer.
349
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:44,578
(gasps) My bride
and my worst enemy together!
350
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:48,615
Posey, how could you
do this to me?
351
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:52,253
I'll get that rotten
Casanova duck for this!
352
00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:55,589
(grunts) Let go of me.
353
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,658
(horn blows)
354
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,197
It's not so easy
to catch Darkwing Duck
355
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:06,033
when you're a big
slow-moving potato, is it?
356
00:18:06,035 --> 00:18:07,218
Hey!
357
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,669
(growling)
358
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,705
Gosalyn, get me outta here!
359
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,207
(mower chugging)
360
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:15,643
Posey, step aside,
darling.
361
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:19,313
Bushroot,
you're the last person
I expected to rescue me.
362
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,549
You have stolen the heart
of the woman I love.
363
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:24,919
I'm not gonna rescue you,
I'm gonna mow you down!
364
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,212
No, you've got -
365
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,781
She doesn't love me.
We're just friends.
366
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,607
Hey, there's a gopher hole
down here.
367
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,010
But... you're gone, Duck!
368
00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:52,179
You're right!
369
00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,586
(hissing)
370
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:01,588
Yikes!
371
00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:19,473
Knots to you!
372
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,763
Try and catch me now,
you starch-sucking snake
in the ground!
373
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,168
(grunts)
374
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,406
I'll save you, Posey!
375
00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:42,429
Back, odious one,
376
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,965
or I'll sauté you
in garlic butter.
377
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,967
Posey! Posey, are you OK?
378
00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:49,537
Please, please forgive me!
379
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,025
Now, what kind of plant
was that?
A Lycium nycanthropus.
380
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,696
That's it!
How did you know?
It's my scientific name.
381
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,465
Grab him, Gos!
382
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,202
Otatop! Otatop!
383
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,870
Ahchoo!
384
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,773
It's not working!
Otatop? Ahchoo!
385
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,043
What does that mean?
It's "potato" backwards.
386
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,546
(screams)
387
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,566
I get it. You don't say
"potato" backwards,
388
00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:20,568
you say,
"Potato backwards!"
389
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:24,037
(both) Potato backwards.
Ahchoo!
390
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,873
Potato backwards.
Potato backwards.
391
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,207
(Darkwing) Ahchoo!
392
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:29,342
(whimpers)
393
00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,382
(high-pitched tone)
394
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:40,420
Hey, I've seen this movie.
395
00:20:42,692 --> 00:20:44,325
DW? DW?
396
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,427
(moans)
397
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,498
DW, I saw
the vampire potato!
398
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,001
It's in the bushes,
and it grabbed me!
399
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,503
Forget it, LP.
It's taken care of.
400
00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,241
How did you know how
to stop that thing,
Darkwing? Huh?
401
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:04,779
Knowing from the beginning
that we were dealing
with a vampire potato,
402
00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:07,314
I did some research
on local country legends.
403
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:09,783
You expect me
to believe that?
404
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:12,119
OK, some crackpot
named Duane told me.
405
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,589
I'm gonna get you,
Darkwing Duck.
406
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,611
Now you'll pay
for taking Posey
away from me!
407
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,880
Hey, fellers.
408
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,802
Look, it's the vampire.
409
00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:31,338
Vampire?
There's no such thing.
410
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:34,074
Well, we're just gonna see
about that.
411
00:21:34,076 --> 00:21:38,079
Zack, get the diesel fuel.
412
00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:40,514
(screaming)
413
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,399
Come on,
let's get him!
414
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,500
Yee-haw!
415
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:50,224
And that is
how I saved St. Canard
from the vampire potato.
416
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,226
That was dumb.
417
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,095
There's no such thing
as a vampire potato.
418
00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:58,648
Oh? They say if you
listen carefully,
419
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,719
you can still hear
Posey howl at night.
420
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,523
(loud howl)
421
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,310
(scouts screams)
422
00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:14,031
(loud howl)
423
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,350
♪ Darkwing Duck
424
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,954
♪ Darkwing Duck
425
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,626
♪ Darkwing Duck
426
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:47,331
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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