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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Six burglars,
nine car thieves,
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21 muggers, 11 kidnappers,
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five international
terrorists... (yawns)
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...and a voodoo king
with an army of zombies.
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(yawns)
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Boy, for such a slow night,
I sure am pooped.
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(crunch)
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Aw, that's the last
of the candied corn chips.
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What do you say we stop off
for a burger or three, DW?
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How can you possibly
be hungry?
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You've been eating
all night.
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Hey, you burn a lot of calories
thwarting evil.
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Fine. Lovely.
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I bet Tonto never made
the Lone Ranger stop
for burgers.
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Did I just see...?
Wasn't there just...? Nah.
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Boy, am I one tired champion
of righteousness or what?
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Don't shoot.
The cash is in the register.
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(laughs)
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Don't let the mask fool you.
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I am Darkwing Duck,
protector of the innocent,
defender of -
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You're not a robber?
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Correct.
I am not a robber.
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You're just some weirdo
in a mask.
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Correct, I am just
some weirdo in a mask. Hey!
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You gonna order?
But I'm...
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I'll have two
cheese food product burgers
with fries, one Hippo shake
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and an apple-flavored
pie substitute.
How about you, DW?
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A new sidekick,
perhaps?
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That's 6.92.
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Thank you and have
a pleasant evening.
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Uh, can you
get this one, DW?
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My hands are kinda full.
Whoa.
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Don't wanna spill
any artificial additives
on my lucky scarf.
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(slurping) Ooh, tasty.
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Can I have an extra...
burger to go?
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Talk about fast food.
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Finally,
our bleary-eyed bastion
of bravery and bravado
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heads home to his warm bed,
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soft pillow,
blue blankie and...
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(Launchpad) Oh, no!
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Where? What is it? Murder?
Fire? Alien invaders?
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I left my scarf
at Hamburger Hippo's.
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A crisis
of epic proportions.
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(tires squeal)
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Wow, business
must really be bad.
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Looks like they
just up and moved.
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Don't be ridiculous,
Launchpad. It's a crime!
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Yeah, you can say that again.
This was my favorite place.
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Do you realize
what this means?
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Uh, uh, I need
to get a new scarf?
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(teeth chattering)
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Something bothering you,
citizen?
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It... They had... I...
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Perhaps if you begin
at the beginning.
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I thought I heard a noise
out back.
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I went to look,
and when I turned around,
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the whole place was gone.
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Just like that.
Poof. Gone!
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I see. And did you see
who did this?
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No one. Nothin'. No one.
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Put your worries
in the deep fryer.
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I'll solve
this burger burglary
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before your buns
cool off.
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With the midnight Mallard
on the case,
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no detail will be overlooked.
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Let's see, now.
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Whoever heisted the Hippo
must be a very shrewd operator.
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They didn't leave a thing.
If only I could find a clue.
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If only I could find
my Hippo burger.
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How can I sift clues
when I'm hungry?
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Maybe we're missing something,
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something right under...
our noses.
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My burger!
Gee, looks a little rare.
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Don't be a booby, Launchpad.
It's just ants.
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Well, they're steali''
my burger. Gotcha!
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Hey, let go! It's mine!
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Don't feel so bad, LP.
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After all, ants can lift more
than ten times their weight.
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Big deal. Anybody can lift
ten times an ant's weight.
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Right.
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Well... there's nothing more
to be learned here.
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We could learn where
those ants are taki''
my burger.
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Must you get so obsessed
with irrelevant trivialities?
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Come, Darkwing Duck
must disappear...
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(yawns)
...with the dawn.
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What are you trying to do,
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lead Darkwing Duck
right to me? Ohh!
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I invented this headgear
so I could talk to you.
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But do you listen?
Unh-unh. No.
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All you ever do is just
munch, munch, munch,
munch, munch!
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(squeaking)
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Of course you can keep
your burger. Ohh!
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Yippee!
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Onto the truck,
double time.
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Now, let's hope
that Darkwing Ducky
doesn't pick up our trail,
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'cause we've got lots
of shopping to do.
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Ohh! How can I choose?
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I'm like a kid
in a candy store.
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It's no use. Ha-ha.
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I'll just have to
take them all.
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(tires squeal)
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Oh, it's all like
a beautiful dream.
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What a collection I'll have.
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Hurry, now, hurry.
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It'll be light soon,
and we've got to get
our new little toys home.
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Ohh! Yaah!
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(yells)
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(rooster crows)
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(snoring)
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(Gosalyn) Fore!
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An easy six iron,
wouldn't you say, Honker?
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Have I ever told you the story
of the little girl,
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the golf club
and the firing squad?
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Now, please,
I just want a little sleep.
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(snoring)
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Did you forget?
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I never forget.
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But, just out of curiosity,
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which of the many things
I haven't forgotten
are you referring to?
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The one where you take me
and Honker to Goony Golf.
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I was afraid
it was that one.
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Um, Gosalyn...
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You're not trying to weasel
out of this one, are you?
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Actually, yes.
OK, fine.
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It's just
that I'm so tired.
No, it's fine.
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We'll just play
inside today.
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Sometimes being a parent
makes crime-fighting seem easy.
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Gosalyn!
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Honker, we're going!
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Yippee!
Goony Golf, here we come!
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Hey, DW,
look at this stuff.
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00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,502
That looks just like
the St. Canard Trade Center
downtown.
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(yawns)
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Nothing but a bunch
of cheap papier-mâché models.
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Yuck.
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Greetings, Goony Golfers!
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Admission for two adults
and two tiny terrorists.
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And a hot dog.
I'm hungry.
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Hey, more ants.
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(whispers) Give me that!
Heh-heh. Uh...
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Happy golfing!
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(spits)
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(yawns)
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(spits)
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(yawns)
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(spits)
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(yawns)
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Boy, what a dumb place
to put a water main.
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(beeping)
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This isn't brain surgery,
Honker. Just hit the ball.
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I'm afraid the hole's
in the opposite dir--
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Oof!
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Nice shot, Honker.
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Thank you, Mr. Mallard.
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You look kinda tired, DW.
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Why don't you take
a little nap
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while I show these kids
how the pros putt?
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No, no, no, that's not -
that's not... necessary.
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(glass shatters)
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(snoring)
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Hamburger Hippo?
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Launchpad's scarf. Hmm.
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Either I'm dreaming,
or this is a job for...
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William Drakespeare!
Oh, gah...
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Wrong costume. Ha.
This is no time for poetry.
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It's time for...
Darkwing Duck!
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All right. Who's the joker
with the flashbulb?
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00:10:25,442 --> 00:10:28,909
Boy, they really oughta
mow the grass around here.
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00:10:28,911 --> 00:10:30,978
Now, I wonder
where Launchpad went.
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I might need some help
on this case.
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00:10:32,582 --> 00:10:35,350
Whoa. Must be the jumbo
economy size.
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00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:38,920
Wow! Some of these miniature
golf things look almost real.
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(roars)
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OK, fine.
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I'm... dreaming.
Yes, that's it. Ha!
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I'm dreaming, and to prove this,
I shall pinch myself.
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Ouch!
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(roaring)
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00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,805
Nice snail.
Pretty snail.
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00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:07,065
I'm surrounded by giant ants,
but that doesn't bother me.
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00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:11,402
After all, I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,404
I am...
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the smallest, weakest thing
in the whole place,
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and I am also outta here.
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00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,881
Wait a minute.
I can't panic.
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00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,218
I'm Darkwing Duck.
So what if I'm in a land of...
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(gulps)
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...giants?
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Yike!
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(gasps) Gosalyn!
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00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:52,443
Down here!
It's me, Darkwing!
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00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,688
Whew. What a relief.
220
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,425
If that's Gosalyn, I can't be
in a land of giants. Ha-ha.
221
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:12,430
Sure. I've probably just been
shrunk to the size of a bug.
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00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,599
Blech!
Oh, there you are.
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00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,667
Thought you could hide
from me, did ya?
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I wasn't hiding.
Hey, what are you doing?
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00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:23,775
What's a nice ball like you
doin' in a place like this?
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00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,077
Hey, hey!
Where are you going, LP?
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Yoo-hoo! Down here. Hello!
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00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,682
(high-pitched) LP, help!
No! Over here! Look!
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(normal voice) Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Hold on. Stop, stop!
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(yelling)
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Ho-ho! Good one!
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Ha-ha! Dexterous do-gooder
Darkwing Duck
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dips and dodges,
deftly defying disaster.
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Put her right over there,
little ones. Ho-ho!
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00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:02,330
That's it. Excellent.
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00:13:02,332 --> 00:13:06,968
Soon all of St. Canard
will be part of Goony Golf.
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00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:09,237
Ohh-ho-ho! Huh?
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00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:11,071
(all squeak)
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00:13:11,073 --> 00:13:12,773
You lost him?
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00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,843
Aha!
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00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:19,414
Mustard? You stopped
for lunch, didn't you?
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(squeaks)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to yell at you.
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Now, here's a little treat.
(chuckles)
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Maybe they'll help run down
our little visitor.
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(all cheer)
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00:13:33,362 --> 00:13:36,047
Now drive carefully.
(chuckles)
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(all cheer)
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Good thing this costume
is wash-and-wear.
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00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,626
Let's see. I might be able
to make it to Launchpad.
252
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,096
But the slightest miscalculation
could spell doom.
253
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:55,233
(chuckles)
My kind of odds.
254
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,858
Right on target.
255
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,860
(buzzing)
256
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,766
Lot of bugs today.
257
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,985
Yaah!
258
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:18,890
Ha!
259
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,425
Saved by my cat-like reflexes.
260
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,794
(fabric tearing)
Whoops.
261
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:27,598
That does it. No more cheap
polyester capes for this duck.
262
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,900
(motors revving/ ants cheering)
263
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,601
What in the...? (yells)
264
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,803
Bugs in buggies!
265
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,223
Suck gas, evildoers.
266
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:43,481
You see, size isn't
what's important.
267
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,583
It's being outnumbered!
268
00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,978
(tires squeal)
269
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:01,149
Time for some serious
Darkwing driving. Yee-haw!
270
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:05,436
OK, you ants.
Eat my dust.
271
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,691
(squeaks/burbles)
272
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,431
So the bug wants
to play chicken, eh?
273
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,304
(squeals)
274
00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:27,208
That'll teach you to tangle
with the masked Mallard, bugly!
275
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,524
I am home free...
276
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,144
ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
277
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,297
Yaah!
278
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:51,299
(yelping)
279
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,272
(rattle)
280
00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:00,824
That's it. I'm doomed,
281
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,827
doomed to an eternity
of tininess.
282
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,096
They might as well call me
Darkwing Dot
283
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,767
or Darkwing Dormouse
or Darkwing...
284
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,769
something small.
285
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:22,280
How did they find me so fast?
286
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,983
(squeaking)
287
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,792
Whoa! I told Launchpad ants
were strong.
288
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,944
So that's the scheme.
289
00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:40,481
But why would ants
want money? Hmm.
290
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:43,785
Guess I'll just have
to find out. Bingo!
291
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:49,389
A master of disguise
is never without options.
292
00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:52,360
(laughs)
Oh, that's it, that's it.
293
00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:55,062
Right over there
in a nice, neat pile.
294
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:58,799
Ooh! Very, very good!
Now stand back.
295
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,502
(ants squeak)
296
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,424
Oh! Ho-ho-ho!
297
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:11,162
I do amaze myself.
I do, I do, I do.
298
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,932
And you amaze me, too,
Darkwing Ducky.
299
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,435
Fancy meeting you here.
Ha-ha-ha.
300
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,571
Small world, huh?
301
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,575
Oh, let's see, now.
302
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,977
I could shrink you
right out of existence,
303
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:31,382
but that wouldn't be sporting
or as much fun.
304
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,217
Some fun. Yow!
305
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,454
Oh, come back here,
you little ant impostor.
306
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,723
Yi-i-i-ike!
307
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,959
(all) Uh-oh!
Whoa!
308
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,278
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
309
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,582
What am I worrying about
that silly ducky for?
310
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,383
He's so tiny now.
311
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:51,786
There's nothing he can do
to hurt me.
312
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,053
Youch!
313
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,739
Well, looks like
I won't break par this time.
314
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,741
No, but you
could probably break
315
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,577
a couple more windows,
right, Honker?
316
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,079
(Darkwing) Aah!
317
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,915
Ew. Yuck.
318
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,254
Hoo-wee.
Must be a stink bug.
319
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,889
Let me see.
320
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,158
Hey! That's no stink bug.
That's...
321
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,659
Darkwing!
322
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,162
What happened to you?
(squeaks)
I've been shrunk.
323
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,164
What did he say?
324
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,168
(high-pitched)
I've been shrunk!
325
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,770
Oh, gee, DW,
I could've told you that.
326
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,775
That maniac is shrinking
everything in town.
327
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,912
We've got to stop him.
Let's get dangerous.
328
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,950
Whoa-ho-ho-ho.
329
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,352
Profitable business,
this miniature golf.
330
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,287
(crash) (gasps)
331
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,956
Hold it right there, buster.
332
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,125
(stammers)
The name's Lilliput.
333
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,695
Lilliput? That's kind of
a silly name, isn't it?
334
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,030
Silly?
335
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,800
Uh, well, then, you probably
think this is silly, too.
336
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,536
Actually,
that's kinda cute.
Launchpad!
337
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,205
Is something wrong, DW?
338
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:05,642
Ah. Time to say goodbye.
I'm through playing.
339
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,980
Yeah?
Well, I'm playing through.
340
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,816
Hey, no fair fightin' back!
(chuckles)
341
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,886
Now I'm gonna have to
sic my ants on you.
342
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,639
Ooh, like I'm scared.
343
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:21,242
(whistles) (ants cheering)
344
00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,479
Whoa!
345
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:28,332
I oughta get
frequent flier miles
after this caper.
346
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,502
(rattles)
347
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,658
Whew. (coughs)
348
00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,495
(giggling)
349
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:44,699
Stop it, it tickles.
Ow! Hey, no biting.
350
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:46,166
Oof!
351
00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:51,238
I-If I break this,
he can't talk to the ants.
352
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,073
Aha! There you are!
353
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:55,509
(♪ ants humming fanfare)
354
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:58,512
These guys would be murder
at a picnic.
355
00:19:58,514 --> 00:20:00,681
(squeaking)
356
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:06,687
Time to bug out.
Come on!
357
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,190
Have a nice flight.
358
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:10,308
Aah!
359
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,111
Bye-bye, Darkwing Ducky.
360
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,279
(all) No!
361
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,716
(high-pitched) Bye-bye.
362
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,787
No!
363
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,222
All right, you're history.
364
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,958
(squeaking)
365
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Cuckoo Cola. That's it.
366
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,063
Come to think of it,
I am a little thirsty.
367
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,615
(cans rattle)
368
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:38,235
(Lilliput) My ants!
My little babies!
369
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,071
What have you done to
my precious helpers? Aah!
370
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,140
What have you done
with Darkwing?
371
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,010
Why, I merely shrunk him
down to the size of a germ.
372
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,779
And now it's your turn.
373
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,447
(coughs)
374
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,016
(sneezing)
375
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,992
(whistling)
376
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,428
Wow! How does he do that?
377
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,930
Ahchoo!
378
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,166
Ahchoo! Ahchoo!
379
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:13,670
If he shrunk your dad
to the size of a germ,
maybe he really is...
380
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,940
A germ!
(coughing)
381
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,779
Ah... Ah... Ah...
382
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,448
Ahchoo!
383
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,017
You're OK!
384
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,270
Yeah, I guess I am.
385
00:21:29,272 --> 00:21:30,955
Oh, meet Blob and Ray,
386
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,441
a couple of germs
who helped me give
the ant man here
387
00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:35,275
a bit of a head cold.
388
00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:37,511
Ahchoo!
389
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:41,081
Nobody... Ah-Ah-Ahchoo!
390
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,283
...beats Lilliput
that easily!
391
00:21:43,285 --> 00:21:45,285
Ah-Ahchoo!
392
00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:48,189
Nobody except...
hi-yah!
393
00:21:48,191 --> 00:21:50,391
...Darkwing Duck!
394
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,546
And so, after another
amazing, amusing
395
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,481
and agonizing adventure,
396
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:02,002
Darkwing Duck
finally gets the rest
he so richly deserves.
397
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:03,304
Ahchoo.
398
00:22:03,306 --> 00:22:05,706
In fact, he'll be getting
plenty of rest.
399
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,474
Ahchoo.
400
00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:09,710
And drinking lots of liquids.
401
00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,812
Ahchoo.
402
00:22:11,814 --> 00:22:15,449
Well, how was I to know
I'd turn out to be contagious?
403
00:22:15,451 --> 00:22:17,851
Ahchoo!
404
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,818
♪ Darkwing Duck
405
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,457
♪ Darkwing Duck
406
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,161
♪ Darkwing Duck
407
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,866
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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