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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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This is the city
of St. Canard, my city.
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There must be
a million stories about it,
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and I know them all.
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All the important ones,
anyway.
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And I keep them all locked
in the secret Darkwing Files.
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Now, let me see.
36 right, 42 left and...
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No, that's not it.
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Ah, just as I thought -
62 left.
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Naturally, not every story
is worth telling,
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but there is one
that stands out,
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alone, in a field
all by itself.
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It's the incredible story
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about a certain
villainous vegetable
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and its debut
in the world of crime.
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It all started
at St. Canard University
on a normal spring day.
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Normal, that is, except for Scientific Research Lab 356.
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It was your average research lab
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with your average research rats, research robots
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and your average research scientists.
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Average, that is, except for Dr. Reggie Bushroot,
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a man with a passion for plants.
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Hey, stop it, you guys.
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Give it back.
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Calm down.
Give it back!
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After all,
it's only a potato.
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Yeah, a mashed potato.
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(men laugh)
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My experimental spud -
you've ruined it.
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It was then that she walked in.
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Her name was Dr. Rhoda Dendron.
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It didn't take a Ph.D. in mathematics
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to see that she was one hot "numero."
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(both) Good morning,
Dr. Dendron.
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Uh, we were
just helping Reggie
with his research.
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I can imagine.
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Is everything all right,
Dr. Bushroot?
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Uh... what?
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Your experiment -
how's it coming?
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Uh, uh, it's fine.
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I think all my research is
about ready to pay off.
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(man) Research? Ha!
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Hi, I'm Dr. Reggie Bushroot.
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I can't do real research,
so I play with plants.
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Oh, good zingeroo,
Dr. Larson.
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Thank you, Dr. Gary.
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I'm not playing.
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If my research is successful,
someday we'll get our nutrition
just like plants.
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We'll be able
to snack on sunlight.
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There's no money
in nutrition.
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It's not quality people want,
it's quantity.
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You see, bigger food
means bigger profits,
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and bigger profits mean...
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(both) Money, money, money!
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Did I hear someone
mention money?
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(both) Good morning,
Dean Tightbill.
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My, my, Dean Tightbill,
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you certainly know
how to pick a suit.
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Oh, he does, he does.
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Just look at that tie.
What a wonderful pattern.
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That is ketchup.
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Oh, yeah, but it's such
a colorful ketchup, sir.
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I am sure Dean Tightbill has
more important things to do
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than discuss wardrobe.
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As a matter of fact,
I do.
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I've just been told
we have to cut back
on expenses.
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And quite frankly,
when I think of cutting back,
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I think of plants.
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But-but-but I'm so close.
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All I have to do is
integrate the chloroplast
from these plants
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into animals and...
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(coughs)
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Hey, those aren't
supposed to be here.
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You. You did this,
didn't you?
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Now, now, Dr. Bushroot,
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don't blame others
for your failures.
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Can't you give
Dr. Bushroot
more time?
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Sorry,
but time is money.
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And as you well know,
money does not grow on trees.
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Oh, don't worry,
Dr. Bushroot.
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With your experience,
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you can get work
anywhere you want.
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Yeah, as a gardener.
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(snorts)
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Or maybe
you can sell apples
on a street corner.
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(both laugh)
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Dr. Bushroot, wait!
Where are you going?
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Fascinating, isn't it?
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(grunts)
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Let's see. Where was I?
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Oh, yes, there were
"six pairs of socks,
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some polka-dotted underwear
and..."
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Wait a minute.
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Sorry, DW,
that's my laundry list.
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Ah, my favorite part.
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"It was a dark and stormy night
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"when suddenly the case
took a left turn
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and headed straight for... Dementedville."
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This may be the only chance
I have left.
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Once I prove
that my theories work,
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the dean will have to fund
my project again.
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Are you ready?
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Then here's
to a better tomorrow!
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Aaaah!
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Oh, dear,
I feel so... so...
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so normal.
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Oh, my experiment
is a failure.
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No, I'm a failure.
I'm scum.
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No, I'm less than scum.
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I'm a worthless
fungal parasite.
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And you?
You died for nothing.
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Oh, the sacrifices
we must make for science.
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Yah-ha.
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Oh. Oh, ah, yes.
Oh, yes!
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Ah, it worked! Wow!
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Just feel that sunlight
surging through my body!
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Hey, what's this?
I'm turning green.
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Oh, ha, this could be
a side effect.
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Well, being green
isn't so bad.
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After all, I'm still
the same old Reggie.
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(students murmuring)
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Boy, wait till
the Research Department
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sees that my experiment
is a success.
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They'll never look at me
the same way again.
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It worked, everybody.
It worked.
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(gasps)
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Dr. Bushroot.
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Say, Reggie,
you're looking a little green
around the bill today.
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Ooh! Where'd you get
your hair done,
a florist?
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Oh, that was...
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Son of a broccoli.
What have I done to myself?
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Dr. Dendron, I-I... Ohh.
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(singsong)
Reggie's a veggie.
Reggie's a veggie.
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Reggie's a veggie.
Reggie's a veggie.
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Reggie's a veggie.
Reggie's a veggie...
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All I ever wanted was
to make the world
a better place to live.
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Now look at me -
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I'm a walking salad bar.
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Hey, cut it out!
Come on, stop it!
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Go away! Quit it!
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Stop it! Leave me alone!
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Help! Help me, someone!
Help, please!
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(barks)
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Whew! Thanks.
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I guess a dog's not
a tree's best friend.
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Wait a minute.
You moved.
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But you can't move.
But you did move.
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I must be losing my mind.
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I gotta sit down
for a moment.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, no.
It happened again.
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A drink. Yes, that's
what I need - a drink.
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(sighs)
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I must have some telepathic link
with plants.
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Well, this is
scientific breakthrough!
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Yes, that's it.
I'm the Dr. Doolittle
of the plant world.
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Ha-ha.
This should impress them
down at the lab.
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Oh, but they'll just laugh
at me again,
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humiliate me
in front of Rhoda.
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Unless, of course,
they had a little accident.
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Well, this plant thing
may not be so bad after all!
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Yes, sir. Looks like
we're finally going
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to get this project
off the ground, Dr. Larson.
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Yeah, and not only
will we cash in
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on inflated food prices,
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we'll give a new meaning
to the phrase "a light meal."
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(both laughing)
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Light meal!
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(gasps) What the...?
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It seemed the unsolvable crime.
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The police were puzzled, the feds were frustrated
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and the Gardeners' Association was stumped.
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That's when I, Darkwing Duck,
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the supersleuth with a mind
as sharp as hedge clippers,
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entered the case.
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Gee, I wonder if these will
require a lot of watering.
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Ah, Darkwing Duck,
I'm Dr. Rhoda Dendron.
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Can I do anything to help?
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Not unless
you have a rake handy.
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Oh, this is terrible.
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Mm, it's not so bad.
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(gulps) However,
it could use a little ketchup.
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You think Dr. Bushroot
did it, don't you?
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In a word - yes.
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In two words - most certainly.
In three words...
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Just a minute.
How can you be so sure?
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Easy.
I never make mistakes.
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King me.
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Do you really think
he'll come after me next?
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Certainly!
It's a classic case of revenge.
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And besides,
all good supersleuths know
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a criminal always returns
to the scene of the crime.
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There.
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Let's see that big begonia
try to get through this! Ha!
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Just one thing, DW.
How are we gonna get out?
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Stop,
you sizable sapling!
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Whoa! Looks like his bark
might be worse than his bite!
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No! No, please!
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This is what I get
for being a vegetarian.
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Over here, blockhead!
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You did it, DW!
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What'd you have to
do that for, huh?
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I didn't do anything
to you.
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You're just like
all the others -
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always ruining things
for me.
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Well, now I'm gonna
have to do to you
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what I did to them.
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You'll never get away
with this, Dr. Bushroot.
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Oh, who's gonna stop me?
I am!
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The terror that flaps
in the night.
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The termite that devours
your floorboards.
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That is to say -
Darkwing Duck!
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Oof! Hey, you play
too rough!
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Come on, Launchpad,
he's getting away!
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Sorry, DW, but I'm
a little tied up
right now.
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Ohh. This would have to be
an Ivy League school.
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(both) Whoa!
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(saw whirring)
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Good thing I was wearing
my buzz saw cuff links.
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Yeah, but we better hurry.
Bushroot's gettin' away!
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Whoa!
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Good thing
I had a light breakfast.
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(both gasp)
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(crash)
That oughta teach you.
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Sorry,
but I'm a slow learner.
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OK, Bushroot,
the sprig is up.
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Not yet, Darkwing Duck.
254
00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:44,111
Clever, but you don't get
away from Darkwing Duck
that easily.
255
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:46,814
OK, Bushroot...
256
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:49,199
Huh? He's gone.
257
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,036
Uh, DW, looks like
maybe he decided
258
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,038
to get back to his roots.
259
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,340
Very funny.
260
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,531
Darkwing Duck!
Did you find Dr. Bushroot?
261
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,966
I think that's
a safe assumption.
262
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:08,469
Oh, poor Dr. Bushroot.
263
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:11,206
I feel so sorry for him.
264
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,975
You feel so sorry
for that villainous vegetable?
265
00:13:14,977 --> 00:13:17,612
That flipped-out
felonious flora?
266
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:20,147
I'm the one
with the Swiss cheese cape!
267
00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:22,333
Well, I-I'm sure
whatever happened,
268
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,335
Dr. Bushroot didn't mean it.
269
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,870
Are you kiddin'?
270
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,240
If it wasn't for DW,
we'd be side dishes
at the salad bar.
271
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,727
Impossible. Dr. Bushroot
wouldn't hurt a fly.
272
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,995
Well, there was that one time,
273
00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:38,065
but then we needed the wings
for an experiment.
274
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:42,136
If only there were some way
I could talk to Dr. Bushroot.
275
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:45,406
I'm sure I could persuade him
to turn over a new leaf.
276
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,959
Poor Reginald. It's not like
he's always been a criminal.
277
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,429
I mean, he just hasn't
been himself lately.
278
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,833
She called me Reginald.
Rhoda called me Reginald.
279
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,701
Not "Dr. Bushroot"
but "Reginald."
280
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,770
Oh, I can't believe it.
281
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,706
She likes me.
She really likes me.
282
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:06,694
All these years
we've worked together,
I never knew.
283
00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:08,963
And so while Bushroot turned
284
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:12,433
from vengeance-crazed vegetable
to passionfruit,
285
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:16,704
I decided to exercise
my world-renowned
deductive abilities.
286
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:19,040
I checked
the minutest details,
287
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,776
carefully weighed
all the possibilities
288
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,679
and painstakingly
examined each clue
289
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:28,048
with staggeringly scrupulous
scientific scrutiny.
290
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:34,722
But little did I realize
that the Bushroot scenario
was heating up.
291
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:37,058
(sniffs)
292
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,296
Ow! (laughs)
293
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,832
Uh, yes.
I was soon to discover
294
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,834
that the only thing
more dangerous
295
00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:49,303
than a deranged
half-plant half-duck
296
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,807
is a deranged half-plant
half-duck in love.
297
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,875
(coughing)
298
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,663
Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
299
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:02,483
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
300
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,720
(♪ humming)
301
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,151
Thank you.
302
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:24,171
Hmm, now I wonder
if I should put on a tie
or just grow my own.
303
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,374
(♪ hums) Ooh, lovely.
304
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:29,877
Hmm, should I go
for the rakish look?
305
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:32,480
Or perhaps something
more modern.
306
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,716
Ah, there, much better.
307
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,572
Oh, no, not a weed.
308
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,809
And right before my big date
with Rhoda.
309
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,779
Ow! Now then,
a little bug spray,
and I'm all set.
310
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,682
Thank you.
311
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,685
If Rhoda liked me before,
she'll love me now.
312
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,021
I'll show
that overgrown garden
313
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,957
that no walking weed is going
to outsmart Darkwing Duck.
314
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,026
But, Mr. Darkwing -
No buts.
315
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,762
This is a time for action,
not idle chitchat.
316
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,198
But, really, there's something
you must know.
317
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,850
Not now, Doctor.
Can't you see we're busy?
318
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:11,285
(muffled)
319
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:14,939
I beg your pardon.
I said we're bus-
320
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:18,676
Will you cut that out!
Now, as I was saying...
321
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:22,180
We're creating
the perfect disguise
to catch Bushroot.
322
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,383
But that's poison ivy.
323
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,984
I see.
324
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,370
Well, then, that explains
this incredible
itching sensation.
325
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:33,107
(whimpering)
326
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:35,876
(glass shatters)
327
00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:38,312
Hey, DW, nice crash.
328
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:40,314
And you didn't even
have a plane.
329
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,315
(door opens)
330
00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:45,119
Oh, my. (gasps)
331
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:48,906
Dr. Bushroot.
Rhoda, my darling.
332
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,742
(sniffles) How romantic.
333
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,978
Not so fast,
flower face.
334
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,149
Now put up your vines
before I dust your crops.
335
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,919
Ooh, you're such
a tough talker.
336
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,070
(Launchpad) Whoa!
337
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,905
Come, Rhoda, my love.
338
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:06,924
Spike will take care
of these two.
339
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,327
(both) Spike?
340
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,529
Sic 'em, Spike.
341
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,732
(gulps)
342
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,374
Here, Spike. Here, boy!
343
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,212
Go get it, boy!
344
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,532
(chuckles)
345
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:32,700
(gulps)
346
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:36,537
Oh, good boy, Spike.
347
00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:39,940
Now go fetch.
348
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:41,342
Whew! Thanks, DW.
349
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:43,544
I thought we were
plant food there
for a second.
350
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:47,215
Ha! No puny plant's
gonna get Darkwing Duck.
351
00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:48,783
Now come on, Launchpad,
352
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:51,868
we've got some gardening
to do.
353
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,955
Ah, what a beautiful bride
you are.
354
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:57,891
And with a beautiful blossom
like you at my side,
355
00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:00,628
the whole world
will be green with envy.
356
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:05,650
This is the happiest day
in my life.
357
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,419
But-But I can't marry you,
Dr. Bushroot.
358
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,254
I'm a working girl.
359
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,457
My career means too much
to me right now.
360
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,625
Besides, you're a plant,
I'm a duck.
361
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,326
It'll never work out.
362
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,928
Don't worry, my sweet pea.
363
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,430
I've taken care
of that little problem.
364
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,333
All we need to do now is
connect you to this petunia,
365
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,503
add 30,000 kilowatts
of electricity,
366
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,437
and presto!
367
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,509
You're the next cover girl
of Lawn and Garden.
368
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,279
Oh, but I don't want
to be a plant.
369
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,682
Well, don't worry.
You'll grow to love it.
370
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,983
But first,
you'll grow leaves.
371
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,403
Release her, Bushroot,
or prepare to eat dirt.
372
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:47,141
You-You... But-But how...
how did you find me?
373
00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:50,410
Simple. Your rootprints
led me right to you.
374
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:52,813
Oh, someone's always standing
between me and what I want
375
00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:55,482
But not anymore.
Oh, not anymore.
376
00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:57,918
Split that pair!
377
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,178
Help! Get off me!
What's going on?
378
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:10,081
Hi-yah! It'll take
more than squash
379
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,816
to squelch
this crime-fighter.
380
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,119
Oh! Everybody's a critic.
381
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,158
Enough already!
(Rhoda) Help!
382
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,559
Help!
383
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,395
Help!
384
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,980
Ya-ha!
385
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:29,500
Sorry, but it's time
to prune your wedding plans.
386
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,502
Yeow! Ow!
387
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,505
Hey, hey, now be careful
with that thing, huh?
388
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,540
Yeow! Ow!
389
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,675
Ha! Ha!
390
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,878
It dices, it slices, it...
(motor sputters)
391
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,914
...runs out of gas.
392
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,351
I'm afraid
your gardening days
are over.
393
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,503
Whack that whacker!
394
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:58,829
That's it. Now we're gonna do
some serious weeding.
395
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,665
Hey, where are you going?
Uh-oh!
396
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,668
Hi-ho, Slicer! Away!
397
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,553
Yaah!
398
00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:09,673
Time to stop
and smell the flowers.
399
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,041
Ahchoo!
400
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,829
Ah-Ah-Ahchoo!
401
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:16,697
Phew.
402
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:20,718
Oh, good boy, Spike.
403
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,387
Help!
Darkwing Duck, help!
404
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,507
Help!
405
00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:28,876
Hey, whoa!
What's got...?
406
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,744
I was thinkin'
the same thing.
407
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:33,213
Let's get dangerous.
408
00:20:33,215 --> 00:20:35,165
I'll give you dangerous.
409
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,221
Help!
410
00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:43,057
Help!
411
00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:44,625
Yahoo!
412
00:20:44,627 --> 00:20:47,294
No! You're ruining
everything!
413
00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:50,631
Time to toss a little salad.
414
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,832
Pot that duck!
415
00:20:56,639 --> 00:20:58,906
Let's see how you like
being trimmed.
416
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:00,073
(gulps)
417
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,078
Stop!
418
00:21:06,815 --> 00:21:08,832
Whoa!
419
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,668
(gasps)
420
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,102
Succotash.
421
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,005
Yuck!
422
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,341
Oh, no, we're too late.
423
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,778
I'm so sorry.
Forgive me.
424
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,781
Uh, who are you talking to,
Mr. Darkwing?
425
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,449
Huh? Oh, me? No one.
426
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,586
Just checking for medflies.
427
00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:33,557
Quite a story, eh?
428
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:37,127
(snoring)
429
00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,482
Uh, yeah. Right, DW.
430
00:21:41,484 --> 00:21:44,785
Well, I guess that just goes
to show you... (yawns)
431
00:21:44,787 --> 00:21:47,021
you may have to eat
your vegetables,
432
00:21:47,023 --> 00:21:49,056
but you don't have to
like 'em.
433
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,632
Ah, my own little place
in the sun.
434
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:01,869
And before you know it,
I'll be back on my roots again.
435
00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:04,237
Hey, how about some water
over here,
436
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,239
and, uh,
a little fertilizer?
437
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:09,210
And maybe a little soft music?
That'd be nice.
438
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,142
♪ Darkwing Duck
439
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,080
♪ Darkwing Duck
440
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,152
♪ Darkwing Duck
441
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,856
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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