Original subtitles

[HOOVES GALLOPING]

,6O COLORADO SUNSET ,6O

,6O GOOD-BYE ,6O

,6O KISS MY PRAIRIE SWEETHEART GOOD NIGHT ,6O

,6O MANY MQONS HAVE PASSED SINCE I,A6VE GONE ,6O

,6O I,A6LL BE BACK ,6O

,6O AT CRACK OF THE DAWN ,6O

Troubadours: ,6O COWBOYS GOIN,I'-\6 FROM TOWN TO TOWN ,6O

,6O PLAYIN,A6 ON THE RADIO ,6O

,6O ,A6CAUSE WE SAVED OUR DOUGH ,6O

,6O FOR A RACE WE KNOW ,6O

,6O AND I,A6LL MIS§oSETTLIN,A6 DOWN ,0

,6O AT THE BREAK OF DAY, HEAR THE WHIPPOORWILL SAY ,6O

[ALL WHISTLE]

,6O OVER HILL AND DALE ,6O

,6O AS WE RATTLE OUR TAIL ,6O

,6O ON THE MERRY OLD WAY BACK HOME ,6O

,6O YIPPEE-O Kl-YAY ,6O

,6O CAN,A6T YOU HEAR THE BLUE JAY? ,6O

[ALL WHISTLE]

,6O WE,A6LL BE RIDIN' HIGH ,6O

,6O WITH A TWINKLE IN OUR EYE ,6O

,6O ON THE MERRY OLD WAY BACK HOME ,6O

,6O THERE,A6LL BE NO MORE SINGIN,A6 ,6O

,6O FOR MY BUNKHOUSE CHOW ,6O

,6O ,A6CAUSE I'LL BE SINGIN,A6 TO THE DOGIES NOW ,6O

,6O HEY, YOU,A6LL SEE ME A-SELLIN,A6 MY BAZOOKA, PAL ,6O

,6O TO BUY SOME CATTLE FOR MY NEW CORRAL ,6O

,6O THERE,A6LL_BE NO MORE BLOWIN,A6 ,6O

,6O ON MY CLARINET ,6O

,6O ,A6CAUSE I'LL BE JUMPIN,A6 THROUGH MY LARIAT ,6O

,6O I WON,A6T SLAP BASS THE WAY I USED TO DO ,6O

,6O FOR I,A6LL BE BREAKIN' IN A BUNK OR TWO ,6O

,6O GONNA BREAK MY FIDDLE ,6O

,6O ON AN OLD OAK TREE ,6O

,6O A-ROPIN,A6 STEERS ,6O

,6O IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME ,6O

,6O CAN,A6T GET ME TO MAKE MY WASHBOARD CLANG ,6O

,6O ,A6CAUSE I'LL BE SETTIN,A6 ON A WILD MUSTANG ,6O

All: ,6O YIPPEE-O Kl-YAY ,6O

,6O CAN,A6T YOU BEAR THE BLUE JAY ,0

[\NHISTLES]

,6O WE,A6LL BE RIDIN' HIGH ,6O

,6O WITH A TWINKLE IN OUR EYE ,6O

,6O ON THE MERRY OLD WAY BACK HOME ,6O

[\NHISTLES]

,6O ON THE MERRY OLD WAY BACK HOME ,6O

WELL, BOYS, THIS IS OUR NEW HOME.

ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I,A6M GONNA DO

IS CHANGE THAT SIGN.

WELL, WE,A6D BETTER GET SETTLED FIRST.

AIN,A6T THIS A DILLY OF A RANCH?

[cow MOOS]

[MOOINGI

HOLY JUMPIN,A6 GALLEY NIPPERS!

THEY AIN,A6T STEERS.

HOW DID YOU GUESS IT?

THEM,A6S MILK COWS.

WHERE,A6S THE BEEF CATTLE?

WELL, BOYS, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BUSINESS MANAGER HERE

HAS SADDLED US WITH A DAIRY RANCH.

WELL, THE AD IN THE PAPER SAID IT WAS A CATTLE RANCH.

AN D--AN D--

AND MR. HORNER,A6S LETTER SAID IT WAS A BIG HERD, DIDN,A6T IT?

WELL, THERE THEY ARE.

AFTER THE WAY WE SAVED AND SKIMPED

TO BUY THIS PLACE!

NO WONDER IT WAS SUCH A BARGAIN.

YOU,A6RE DOGGONE RIGHT lT,A6S A BARGAIN!

THIS IS A PRETTY PLACE, AIN,A6T IT?

YEAH...

WELL, THAT,A6S WHAT WE GET

FOR LETTIN,A6 THIS GENIUS MAKE THE DEAL FOR US.

WE,A6LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT FOR THE TIME BEING.

ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU THINK I,A6M GONNA BE NURSEMAID

TO A BUNCH OF MILK COWS, YOU,A6RE CRAZY!

[cow MOOS]

[MOos]

[MOos]

GENE?

HEY, GENE?

L,A6M SURE HAVIN' MY TROUBLES.

THEM COWS ARE JUST A-CARRYIN,A6 ON SOMETHING AWFUL.

MAYBE THEY,A6RE HUNGRY.

WHY DON,A6T YOU FEED 'EM?

WELL, I DID TRY TO FEED ,A6EM!

I OFFERED ,A6EM GOOD HAY.

THEM,A6S THE SNOOTIEST COWS EVER I DID SEE.

THEY JUST SNEERED AT ME.

WELL, I,A6LL GUESS YOU,A6LL HAVE TO MILK 'EM.

OH, THAT AIN,A6T IT. THEY,A6RE JUST PLAYIN' SICK.

YOU KNOW, IT JUST BREAK YOUR HEART, GENE.

THEM COWS LOOK AT YOU WITH THEM BIG BROWN EYES,

AND--AND THEY SAY-- [MOOS] LIKE THAT.

ALL RIGHT THEN. CALL A VET.

HERE.

YOU LOOK IT UP, WILL YOU?

[SIGHS]

HERE,A6S ONE. DR. RODNEY BLAIR.

BARTON 365.

GIVE ME BARTON--HUH?

WHAT WAS IT? 365.

365. YEAH.

[RINGS]

DR. BLAIR SPEAKING. YES?

WELL, HAVE THEY BEEN MILKED?

WELL, UH, NO,

I AIN,A6T MILKED 'EM.

UH, LOOK, CAN THEY BE TALKED OUT OF THAT?

DO YOU JUST HAVE TO MILK ,A6EM?

THEY HAVE TO BE MILKED REGULARLY,

NIGHT AND MORNING.

THAT,A6S QUITE ALL RIGHT. GOOD-BYE.

THAT BUNCH THAT TOOK OVER THE HORNER PLACE

CERTAINLY DON,A6T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DAIRYING.

THEN THEY,A6LL BE A CINCH

TO JOIN THE ASSOCIATION.

YEAH.

DON,A6T LOOK SO GLUM.

WELL, YOU,_A6D BE GLUM, TOO, IF YOU DIDN,A6T KNOW ANY MORE

ABOUT MILKIN,A6 COWS THAN I DO.

WELL, DON,A6T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I SEE HERE HORNER HAD A CONTRACT

TO DELIVER MILK EVERY DAY.

YOU MEAN, WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY AT IT?

SURE. TELL THE BOYS TO GET BUSY.

WE,A6RE TAKIN' THE MILK INTO CRESCENT CITY TONIGHT.

WELL, GOOD!

[cow MOOING]

NOW, CHILDREN, LET,A6S ALL TURN TO PAGE 106.

BY THE WAY, THAT,A6S HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

Troubadours: No!

,6O WE DON,A6T KNQW A THING ABOUT MILKIN,A6 ,6O

,6O BUT WE,A6LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE ,6O

,6O WE,A6D MUCH RATHER BE ROPIN,A6 STEER ,6O

,6O WE HOPE NOBODY CATCHES US HERE ,6O

,6O THIS FOOL COW WON,A6T SIT ON A BOTTLE ,6O

,6O SHE WON,A6T DO A THING BUT JUST BAWL ,6O

,6O BUT I,A6LL FOOL HER ,6O

,6O I,A6LL WAIT TILL SHE,A6S SLEEPIN' ,6O

,6O SHE WON,A6T KNOW I MILKED HER AT ALL ,6O

,6O OH, COWS GET SAD AND MOODY ,6O

,6O WHEN THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY AND GAY ,6O

,6O IT LOOKS _!.lKE SINGIN,A6 WOULD CHEER ,A6EM UP A BIT ,6O

All: ,6O BUT NOT THESE COWS ,6O

,6O THEY DON,A6T SEEM TO LIKE IT ,6O

,6O NOTHIN,A6 CHEERS 'EM ,A6CEPTIN' TO MILK ,A6EM ,6O

,6O THEY WON,A6T EVEN GO FOR SOME HAY ,6O

,6O BUT WE,A6D BE GLAD TO MAKE THEM CONTENTED IF ,6O

All: ,6O SOMEONE WOULD SHOW US THE WAY ,6O

[MOos]

HEY, I,A6VE GOT IT!

HE,A6S GOT IT! WE,A6VE STRUCK MILK!

[ALL CHEERING]

[GUNSHOT]

[FIRING suns]

Gene: THAT RA[§ICHER,A6S IN TROUBLE. LET,A6S HELP HIM!

YAH!

YAH!

HO!

ARE YOU HURT PRETTY BAD?

I RECKON I,A6M ALL RIGHT.

GEE, I,A6M MUCH OBLIGED TO YOU BOYS.

LUCKY FOR ME YOU CAME ALONG WHEN YOU DID.

WELL, lT,A6S ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS THEM FELLAS SURE HAD IT IN

FOR YOU, DIDN,A6T THEY?

WELL, lT,A6S NOT ONLY ME.

THAT BLAM__E TRUCKIN,A6 COMPANY,A6S GOT IT IN

FOR ALL US DAIRYMEN.

TRIED TO BOOST THE RATES ON US,

AND WE WOULDN,A6T STAND FOR IT.

AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

YOU MEAN THE TRUCKIN,A6 COMPANY HIRED THOSE FELLAS?

SURE. THAT HALL TRUCKIN,A6 COMPANY OUTFIT

OF CRESCENT CITY.

THE DOGGONE PIRATES!

THEY NOT ONLY ATTACK US EVERY TIME WE TRY

TO GET THE MILK THROUGH,

BUT THEY WRECK OUR WAGONS, TOO.

WHY DON,A6T YOU FOLKS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

WELL, WE GOT TO GET EVIDENCE FIRST.

BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY,A6RE THE ONES

WHO,A6S CAUSIN' ALL THIS TROUBLE.

AND WE HAD TO BUY A PIECE OF IT.

Woman: THIS IS YOUR ANNOUNCER CAROL HAINES

BRINGING YOU A SPECIAL NEWS FLASH.

LAST NIGHT, GENE AUTRY,

NEW OWNER OF THE HORNER RANCH,

RESCUED CYRUS DRAKE FROM A GANG OF RAIDERS

AND SUCCEEDING AND GETTING BOTH HIS WAGON

AND DRAKE,A6S SAFELY THROUGH TO THE MILK DEPOT

IN CRESCENT CITY.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN 2 WEEKS

THAT ANYONE HAS SUCCEEDED IN RUNNING THE BLOCKADE

WHICH HAS HELD BARTON COUNTY IN A DEATH GRIP.

YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT,

AND SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE IN TOWN!

WHAT,A6S THE MATTER WITH YOU MEN?

LETTING THESE COWBOYS RUN YOU OUT

LIKE A BUNCH OF SCARED RABBITS!

WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE?!

WHY, YOU COULD,A6VE BLASTED THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

YOU STAND BY. YOU,A6LL HEAR FROM ME LATER!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

YES, I SAW IT,

AND I JUST GOT THROUGH TALKING TO CLANTON.

MAYBE THE DAIRYMEN WON,A6T FEEL SO MUCH

LIKE JOINING THE ASSOCIATION NOW, EH, DOC?

OH, YES, THEY WILL!

L,A6VE GOT THEM BELIEVING THE TRUCKING COMPANY,A6S RESPONSIBLE

FOR THESE RAIDS, AND THEY,A6RE PRACTICALLY BEGGING TO JOIN UP!

YOU MEAN THEY WERE.

AFTER THIS STUNT AUTRY PULLED,

SOME OF THE OTHERS MAY DECIDE

TO RUN THEIR WAGONS THROUGH ON THEIR OWN.

A FEW OF THEM TRIED THAT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

L,A6M GOING TO CONTROL EVERY GALLON

OF MILK IN BARTON COUNTY

AND NAME MY OWN PRICE FOR IT!

AND NO SMART-ALECK COWBOYS ARE GONNA STOP ME, EITHER.

WAIT A MINUTE. I,A6M HUNGRY.

MY STOMACH THINK§ MY THROAT,A6S BEEN CUT, DON,A6T IT, BOYS?

All: YEAH!

WHAT, AGAIN?

YOU,A6LL FIND US WRAPPED AROUND A T-BONE STEAK

IF YOU WANT US.

YOU SURE DID A GREAT JOB LAST NIGHT, AUTRY.

EVERYBODY IN TOWN,A6S TALKIN,A6 ABOUT YOU!

YOU,A6RE THE FIRST OUTFIT THAT,A6S TAKEN MILK

OUT OF THIS TOWN TO CRESCENT CITY IN WEEKS!

YEAH, WE DAIRYMEN HAVEN,A6T SOLD A DOLLAR'S WORTH OF MILK

SINCE THIS TROUBLE STARTED.

WE,A6VE BARELY GOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON.

SOMETHING,A6S GOTTA BE DONE AROUND HERE!

WHY DON,A6T THE SHERIFF DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

NOT WITHOUT EVIDENCE.

YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE HALL TRUCKING COMPANY

IS BEHIND THIS TROUBLE.

BUT WE CAN,A6T PROVE NOTHING!

...AND ANOTHER THING,

AS LONG AS THE TEXAS TROUBADOURS

IS GONNA BE A PART OF THIS COMMUNITY,

Y,A6ALL GOT TO ACT LIKE GENTLEMAN,

AND I,A6M GONNA ACT AS AN EXAMPLE.

HI, LADY! HI.

THIS IS THE HUNGRIEST SHOW TROUPE YOU EVER LAID EYES ON.

OH, SHOW BUSINESS, HUH?

I USED TO BE IN THAT RACKET MYSELF ONCE.

GINGER BIXBY AND HER TRAINED SEAL.

TRAINED SEAL!

[ALL LAUGH]

WE WERE A KNOCKOUT ON THE KEROSENE CIRCUIT.

L,A6LL BET YOU WAS.

BUT POOR CLAUDINE DIED,

SO I HAD TO OPEN UP THIS PLACE.

WELL, WE,A6RE AWFUL GLAD TO MEET YOU.

WHAT YOU GOT TO EAT?

WELL, THE REGULAR DINNER,A6S PRETTY GOOD.

ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR 40 CENTS.

All: OH!

[LAUGHS]

PATSY, SET UP 9.

Patsy: ALL RIGHT!

HI, SHORT AND SWEET.

HELLO.

YOU A SEAL TRAINER, TOO?

NO, BUT I USED TO BE IN GINGER,A6S ACT.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

WELL, I OPENED IN ONE

AND CLOSED IN THE KITCHEN.

[ALL LAUGH]

YOU CAN,A_g3T MAKE ANY MONEY RUNNIN,A6 A RESTAURANT.

YOU SURE CAN IF FROG,A6S GONNA EAT HERE.

[ALL LAUGH]

REALLY, NO FOOLIN,A6,

WHAT YOU DOIN,A6 IN THIS COUNTRY?

WOULD YOU REALLY LIKE TO KNOW?

UH-HUH.

GOSH!

[BEGINS PLAYING]

,6O I WANNA BE A COWBOY,A6S SWEETHEART ,6O

,6O I WANNA LEARN TO ROPE AND TO RIDE ,6O

,6O I WANNA RIDE O,A6ER THE PLAINS IN THE DESERT ,6O

,6O OUT WEST OF THE GREAT DMDE ,6O

,6O I WANNA HEAR__ THE COYOTES HOWLIN,A6 ,6O

,6O WHILE THE SUN SINKS IN THE WEST ,6O

,6O I WANNA BE A COWBOY,A6S SWEETHEART ,6O

,6O THAT,A6S THE LIFE THAT I LOVE BEST ,6O

,6O SHE WANTS TO BE A COWBOY,A6S SWEETHEART... ,6O

,6O LA Ll-DEE OH ,6O

,6O A-LAY-EE EE... ,6O

,6O SHE WANTS TO RIDE O,A6ER THE PLAINS IN THE DESERT ,6O

,6O OUT WEST OF THE GREAT DMDE ,6O

,6O I WANNA HEAR__ THE COYOTES HOWLIN,A6 ,6O

,6O WHILE THE SUN SINKS IN THE WEST ,6O

,6O I WANNA BE A COWBOY,A6S SWEETHEART ,6O

,6O THAT,A6S THE LIFE THAT I LOVE BEST ,6O

,6O I WANNA RIDE O,A6ER THE PLAINS ,6O

,6O GOIN,A6 AT A RUN ,6O

,6O I WANNA FEEL THE WIND IN MY FACE ,6O

,6O A THOUSAND MILES FROM THE CITY LIGHTS ,6O

,6O GOIN,A6 A COWHAND'S PACE ,6O

...J30 I WANNA PILLOW MY HEAD ,A6NEATH THE SLEEPIN' BIRDS ,6O

,6O WHILE THE MOON SHINES DOWN FROM ABOVE ,6O

,6O I WANNA STRUM MY GUITAR ,6O

,6O AND YODEL-AY-EE-EE ,6O

Troubadours: ,60 THAT,I'-\6S THE LIFE THAT I LOVE ,6O

All: YEAH!

SOUNDS LIKE THAT OUTFIT OF MINE OVER THERE.

GUESS I BETTER GET OVER AND SEE WHAT THEY,A6RE INTO.

OK. BE SEEIN,A6 YOU. OK.

MR. AUTRY?

YOU DON,A6T KNOW ME. I,A6M DR. BLAIR.

I SPOKE TO ONE OF YOUR BOYS YESTERDAY.

OH, YES. ABOUT THE MILKIN,A6.

LT,A6S ALL A LITTLE NEW TO US.

MIGHTY FINE THING YOU DID LAST NIGHT.

BUT IT WON,A6T BE NECESSARY FOR YOU

TO TAKE SUCH RISKS IN THE FUTURE.

WELL, THAT,A6S NICE.

IF YOU,A6LL COME UP TO THE OFFICE,

I,A6LL BE GLAD TO EXPLAIN OUR PLAN TO YOU.

WE,A6RE ORGANIZING AN ASSOCIATION

TO HELP THE DAIRYMEN IN THEIR FIGHT

WITH THE TRUCKING COMPANY.

OH, HELLO, DAVE.

THIS IS DAVE HAINES,

ONE OF OUR DEPUTY SHERIFFS.

SHAKE HANDS WITH MR. AUTRY, DAVE.

WELL, I,A6M CERTAINLY GLAD TO KNOW YOU.

THANK YOU. I,A6M GLAD TO KNOW YOU.

I WAS JUST TELLING MR. AUTRY

ABOUT OUR ASSOCIATION.

IN AS MUCH AS YOU,A6VE JUST TAKEN OVER THE HORNER PLACE,

I PRESUME YOU,A6LL WANNA JOIN.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT,A6S YOUR PLAN?

WELL...

WE,A6RE GETTING TOGETHER A FLEET OF TRUCKS

GUARDED BY MOTORCYCLE PATROL

TO PICK UP THE MILK

AND TAKE IT INTO THE CITY.

LOOKS TO ME LIKE THAT,A6S A JOB

FOR THE SHERIFF,A6S OFFICE.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVEN,A6T ENOUGH MEN.

YES, THE BEST THING WE CAN DO IS COOPERATE WITH DR. BLAIR.

LSN,A6T THIS THING GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE?

OH, lT,A6LL COST MONEY,

BUT lT,A6S BETTER THAN BEING RUN OUT OF BUSINESS.

I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING THERE, DOC.

BUT I CAN,A6T SEE WHY IT WON,A6T WORK

WITHOUT THE ASSOCIATION.

THERE,A6S NQ REASON WHY THE DAIRYMEN CAN,A6T BAND TOGETHER

AND FORM THEIR OWN GUARD.

WELL, THAT,A6LL BE PRETTY RISKY.

NOT IF THERE,A6S ENOUGH OF US.

THAT,A6S THE WAY WE USED TO HANDLE THINGS

WHEN WE HAD TROUBLE IN THE CATTLE COUNTRY.

YOU MAY BE RIGHT.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

IS YOUR BULLETIN READY, DR. BLAIR?

I WANT TO MAKE SOME REVISIONS. UH...

THIS IS MISS HAINES, DAVE,A6S SISTER.

CAROL, THIS IS THE CELEBRATED MR. GENE AUTRY.

HOW DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU DO?

L,A6VE JUST BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU.

OVER THE AIR. YOU,A6RE QUITE A CELEBRITY, YOU KNOW.

CAROL MANAGES DR. BLAIR,A6S RADIO STATION FOR HIM.

IT CERTAINLY WOULD BE A BIG DAY

FOR OUR RADIO AUDIENCE

IF YOU,A6D SAY A FEW WORDS TO THEM.

WHY, YES, I,A6D BE GLAD TO.

L,A6M SURE THEY'D BE INTERESTED

IN YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF BARTON.

WELL, I,A6VE HAD SOME VERY GOOD FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

DOESN,A6T PERSUADE VERY EASY, DOES HE?

WE,A6LL HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM

HE DOESN,A6T BELONG IN THE DAIRY BUSINESS.

DOES DR. BLAIR DO ANYTHING ELSE

BESIDE RUN THE ASSOCIATION?

OH, YES, HE,A6S OUR COUNTY VETERINARIAN.

OFFERS THE BEST ANIMAL HUSBANDRY SERVICE IN BARTON.

SOUNDS PRETTY FANCY.

WHAT IS IT?

OH, IT ENTITLES YOUR ANIMALS

TO CONSULTATIONS,

DISEASE TESTS, AMBULANCE SERVICE.

BET THOSE COWS HA\[_E A LOT OF FUN TALKIN,A6

,A6BOUT THEIR OPERATIONS.

[LAUGHS] lT,A6S NOT AS BAD AS ALL THAT.

IT ALL COMES UNDER THE HEADING OF PROGRESS.

WELL, WHEN I WAS A BOY,

WE DIDN,A6T CALL A DOCTOR EVERY TIME A COW MOOED.

[LAUGHS]

[TAPPING]

THIS IS YOUR ANNOUNCER CAROL HAINES

BROADCASTING ANOTHER PROGRAM BROUGHT TO YOU

BY DR. RODNEY BLAIR,

OUR COUNTY VETERINARIAN.

BEFORE BROADCASTING OUR USUAL PROGRAM,

WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU--

NONE OTHER THAN THE HERO OF THE HOUR,

MR. GENE AUTRY.

MR. AUTRY IS A CATTLEMAN

OF THE OLD SCHOOL.

THANK YOU, MISS HAINES.

I PLEAD GUILTY TO THE CHARGE,

AND THIS IS THE REASON WHY.

[BEGINS PLAYING]

,6O POOR LITTLE DOGIE ,6O

,6O IF YOU ONLY KNEW ,6O

,6O WHAT MODERN INVENTIONS ,6O

,6O ARE DOIN,A6 TO YOU ,6O

,6O YOU WERE SO HAPPY ,6O

,6O WHEN YOU ROAMED THE RANGE ,6O

,6O BUT SOMEHOW YOUR LIFE HAS TO CHANGE ,6O

,6O ONCE YOU COULD GRAZE ON THE GRASS OF THE LAND ,6O

,6O NOW THEY,A6L1_c>BE FEEDIN,A6 YOU ,0

,6O OUT OF A CAN ,6O

,6O YOU,A6LL GET A DIET ,6O

,6O OF TENDERIZED HAY ,6O

,6O YOU MUST HAVE VITAMIN A ,6O

,6O YOU WERE CONTENTED ,6O

,6O WHEN YOU BEDDED DOWN ,6O

,6O NOW YOU MUST SLEEP ,6O

,6O IN A FLANNEL NIGHTGOWN ,6O

,6O YOU DON,A6T HAVE TO WORRY ,6O

,6O IF YOU GET THE CHILLS ,6O

,6O THEY,A6LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF PILLS ,6O

,6O POOR LITTLE DOGIE ,6O

,6O YOUR LIFE IS A WRECK ,6O

,6O THEY,A6RE Pll\ll\é;N' BLUE RIBBONS ,0

,6O ALL OVER YOUR NECK ,6O

,6O YOU,A6RE SPRAYED WITH PERFUME ,6O

,6O SO YOU,A6LL SMELL LIKE A ROSE ,6O

,6O I HOPE THEY DON,A6T POWDER YOUR NOSE ,6O

,6O ONCE IT WAS MUSIC ,6O

,6O TO HEAR CATTLE LOW ,6O

,6O AND START A STAMPEDE ,6O

,6O WITH A YIPPI-Tl-YO ,6O

,6O GONE IS THE SOUND ,6O

,6O OF YOUR BELLERING NOISE ,6O

,6O THEY,A_ PLAYIN,A6 WITH TOYS ,6O

,6O POOR LITTLE DOGIE ,6O

,6O THEY,A6VE CAUSED YOU REMORSE ,6O

,6O THEY,A6LL HAVE YOU DRESSED UP ,6O

,6O JUST LIKE ASTOR,A6S PET HORSE ,6O

,6O IN SPITE OF THE CHANGES ,6O

,6O THEY,A6RE TRYIN' TO MAKE ,6O

,6O YOU,A6LL WIND UP A PORTERHOUSE STEAK ,6O

THANK YOU, MR. AUTRY.

WE NOW PRESENT A SPECIAL BULLETIN

FROM DR. RODNEY BLAIR.

SPECIAL?

WELL, THAT MEANS US.

Carol: THE SUBJECT IS THE ADVANTAGES

AND QUALITIES OF GUERNSEYS.

GUERNSEYS.

WELL, THAT MUST BE THE OLD HORNER PLACE.

THAT,A6S THE ONLY RANCH OUT THAT WAY.

Carol: ANY DAIRYMEN INTERESTED IN BREEDING

AND RASING GUERNSEYS,

PLEASE WRITE THIS STATION.

WE WILL BE GLAD TO SEND YOU A COPY

OF THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE BULLETIN.

Man: lT,A6S THE HORNER RANCH, BOYS.

[FIRING suns]

HEY!

AUTRY! YEAH!

A BUNCH OF MEN ARE WRECKIN,A6 YOUR PLACE!

[cows MOOING]

HEY, CLANTON!

SOMEONE,A6S COMIN'!

LET,A6S GET OUTTA HERE!

[MOOINGI

SHERIFF, WE GOT A BOARDER FOR YOU.

THIS FELLA AND A BUNCH OF MEN TRIED

TO WRECK OUR PLACE.

THE OTHERS GOT AWAY.

HMM.

SO, THEY FINALLY CAUGHT UP

WITH ONE OF YOU MEN.

NOW, I,A6M WARNING YOU TO SPEAK UP.

THE HALL TRUCKING __COMPANY IS PAYING YOU, AREN,A6T THEY?

YOU,A6RE JUST WASTIN,A6 YOUR BREATH, SHERIFF.

ALL RIGHT, LOCK HIM UP, DAVE,

AND SEE THAT NOBODY GETS TO HIM.

IF HE WANTS TO TALK,

lT,A6S GOING TO BE TO US.

COME ALONG.

SAY, YOU,A6RE, UH--

YOU,A6RE GENE AUTRY, AREN,A6T YOU?

WHY, YES, SIR.

L,A6M FROG MILLHOUSE.

OH. WELL, YOU KNOW,

I,A6M AFRAID YOU'VE BROUGHT THIS TROUBLE

ON YOURSELF.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, YOU SEE, THIS TRU__CKING COMPANY PROBABLY DIDN,A6T LIKE THE IDEA

OF YOUR GETTING THOSE WAGONS THROUGH.

THEY MUST,A6VE SENT THOSE MEN OUT TO YOUR RANCH

TO--WELL, TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.

YOU SEEM _'_l'O BE PRETTY SURE THEY,A6RE THE ONES.

WHAT ABOUT THIS DR. BLAIR AND HIS ASSOCIATION?

OH, UH, I WOULDN,A6T GO AROUND MAKING ACCUSATIONS

OF THAT KIND IF I WERE YOU, SON.

YOU SEE, DR. BLAIR,A6S BEEN A RESPECTED CITIZEN

OF THIS COMMUNITY--WELL,

FOR 20 YEARS OR MORE.

OH, NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS.

LT,A6S THE HALL COMPANY.

WHAT,A6S THEIR ADDRESS?

WHY, UH,

CRESCENT CITY.

1401 MAIN.

MR. HALL, THIS IS MR. AUTRY.

GLAD TO KNOW YOU, AUTRY.

HOW DO YOU DO?

WON,A6T YOU SIT DOWN?

THANK YOU.

CIGAR?

NO, I THINK NOT.

YOU,A6RE FROIV_I_ BARTON COUNTY, AREN,A6T YOU?

YEAH.

YOU KEEP PRETTY WELL POSTED DON,A6T YOU?

[CHUCKLES] WELL, NATURALLY, I,A6M INTERESTED.

WE USED TO BE QUITE ACTIVE IN THAT LOCATION.

SOME FOLKS THINK YOU,A6RE STILL PRETTY ACTIVE DOWN THERE.

NOW, SEE HERE, MR. AUTRY.

WE WERE FORCED TO RAISE OUR RATES A FEW CENTS

TO MEET INCREASED OVERHEAD.

BUT THAT,A6S ALL WE,A6VE DONE.

EVERYBODY AROUND BARTON IS CONVINCED YOU,A6RE RESPONSIBLE

FOR ALL THAT TROUBLE THEY,A6RE HAVIN'.

LET ME PUT YOU STRAIGHT.

YOU SEE THAT PICTURE UP THERE?

THAT IS THE FIRST HALL TRUCK.

MY FATHER DROVE IT WHEN HE STARTED THIS BUSINESS

OVER 60 YEARS AGO.

IN ALL THAT TIME,

WE,A6VE NEVER HAD TO RESORT

TO STRONG-ARM METHODS.

OUR SUCCESS HAS BEEN BUILT ON HONEST DEALING,

NOT RACKETEERING.

I CAN BELIEVE THAT, MR. HALL.

I THINK THE TROUBLE,A6S RIGHT THERE IN BARTON.

CAN I COUNT ON YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION?

IT WILL BE A PLEASURE.

HELLO, DAVE.

EVENIN,A6, DOC.

HIYA, GLENN.

L,A6LL BE OVER AT THE LONE STAR GETTING MY SUPPER.

UH...

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THAT COYOTE BACK THERE.

SURE THING, SHERIFF.

L,A6LL GET CLANTON. YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP WATCH.

YOU,A6RE PUTTING ME IN A SPOT, DOC.

THAT lSN,A6T ANYTHING COMPARED

TO WHAT WE,A6D BE IN IF CLANTON TALKS.

DON,A6T YOU WORRY. I,A6LL SEE THAT YOU,A6RE COVERED.

BETTER MAKE SURE YOU DO.

FORGOT MY PIPE, DAVE.

SUPPER,A6S NEVER THE SAME

WITHOUT THAT AFTERWARD, YOU KNOW.

TAKE IT EASY, GLENN.

SO!

YOU,A6RE BACK OF ALL THIS, DOC!

BUT YOU WON,A6T GET AWAY WITH IT.

THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, DAVE.

THAT,A6S WHAT YOU THINK.

[INCREASES VOLUME]

[GUNSHOT]

WHAT HAPPENED?

COUPLE OF FELLAS SLUGGED ME

AND GOT CLANTON.

DID YOU RECOGNIZE ,A6EM?

I DIDN,A6T GET A CHANCE TO.

THEY CAME UP BEHIND.

Troubadours: ,60 SOMEWHERE THE SUN IS SHINING ,6O

,6O SOMEWHERE THE SONGBIRDS DWELL ,6O

,6O HUSH THEN THY SAD REPINING ,6O

,6O GOD LIVES AND ALL IS WELL ,6O

,6O IS WELL ,6O

,6O SOMEWHERE ,6O

,6O SOMEWHERE ,6O

,6O BEAUTIFUL ISLE OF SOMEWHERE ,6O

,6O LAND OF THE TRUE ,6O

,6O WHERE WE LIVE ANEW ,6O

,6O BEAUTIFUL ISLE OF SOMEWHERE ,6O

,6O SOMEWHERE ,6O

,6O SOMEWHERE ,6O

,6O BEAUTIFUL ISLE OF SOMEWHERE ,6O

Troubadours: ,60 LAND OF THE TRUE ,60

,6O WHERE WE LIVE ANEW ,6O

,6O BEAUTIFUL ISLE OF SOMEWHERE ,6O

HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

DAVE HAINES FOR SHERIFF.

HUH. HE AIN,A6T LQST NO TIME GRIEVIN,A6

OVER SHERIFF GLENN, HAS HE?

WELL, I DIDN,A6T EXPECT HIM TO.

WHY NOT?

WELL, HI__S STORY ABOUT THAT JAILBREAK,A6S A LITTLE TOO PHONY.

IT WAS, WASN,A6T IT?

YOU DON,A6T TIE THIS GUY HAINES UP

WITH ANY MILK RAIDS, DO YOU?

SURE. HE AND HIS PAL BLAIR.

HOW YOU FIGURE?

WELL, BLAIR,A6S HEAD OF THE PROTECTIVE ASSOCIATION.

IT WOULDN,A6T BE THE FIRST TIME

THAT,A6S BEEN USED FOR A RACKET.

I WAS JUST THINKIN,A6.

THAT ASSOCIATION WOULD REALLY HAVE A HOLD

ON THIS COUNTRY, WOULDN,A6T THEY,

IF THAT GUY HAINES GOT TO BE THE SHERIFF?

YEAH, THAT,A6S WHAT I,A6M AFRAID OF.

L,A6M NOT VOTIN' FOR DAVE HAINES,

AND I WON,A6T HIS POSTER ON MY PLACE!

TAKE IT EASY, LADY,

IF YOU DON,A6T WANT TROUBLE!

WHY, THAT LUMP-HEAD! I,A6LL KILL HIM!

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

ATTABOY, FROG!

[ALL SHOUTING]

GIVE HIM THE BUCKET, FROG.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT,A6S IT, FROG!

[GLASS SHATTERS]

THAT OUGHTA TEACH YOU NOT TO PICK ON ANY MORE WOMEN.

THANKS A LOT, BOYS.

TOO BAD DAVE HAINES WASN,A6T ONE OF THEM.

SO YOU DON,A6T WANT HAINES FOR SHERIFF.

OH, DAVE,A6S ALL RIGHT,

BUT HE lSN,A6T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE JOB.

HE,A6S HAD PLENTY OF CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING.

[LAUGHS] AND HE HASN,A6T DONE ANYTHING.

THAT,A6S WHY WE CALLED THIS SPECIAL MEETING

OF THE WOMEN,A6S CLUB,

TO TRY AND FIND SOMEONE TO RUN AGAINST HIM.

OH, BUT NONE OF THE BOYS AROUND HERE HAVE GOT NERVE ENOUGH

TO TAKE THE JOB!

THIS MILK WAR,A6S CAUSED A LOT OF SUFFERING AROUND HERE.

WE GOTTA ELECT A MAN TO PUT A STOP TO IT.

YOU,A6RE THE ONLY MAN AROUND HERE

WHO,A6S REALLY DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE RAIDS.

HEY, THAT,A6S AN IDEA, GENE.

WHY DON,A6T YOU RUN FOR SHERIFF?

Blair: GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.

HELLO, GINGER.

I SAW THE TROUBLE YOU HAD WITH OUR BOYS,

AND AS DAVE,A6S CAMPAIGN MANAGER,

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

WHY DON,A6T YOU TELL YOUR HOODLUMS TO ASK PERMISSION

BEFORE THEY USE MY PLACE FOR A SIGNBOARD?

[LAUGHS]

WELL, THEY WERE PROBABLY JUST A LITTLE OVERANXIOUS

TO CARRY OUT ORDERS.

OR YOU WERE A LITTLE OVERANXIOUS

TO HAVE YOUR POSTERS PLASTERED ALL OVER TOWN.

I CAN,A6T SEE THAT THAT,A6S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

L,A6LL MAKE IT MY BUSINESS

WHEN GORILLAS START PUSHIN,A6 WOMEN AROUND.

YOU DON,A6T HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT LAW AND ORDER, MR. AUTRY.

L,A6LL TAKE CARE OF THE SHERIFF,A6S JOB

WITHOUT YOUR HELP.

SUPPOSE WE LET THE ELECTION DECIDE THAT.

GENE, YOU MEAN YOU,A6RE GONNA RUN FOR SHERIFF?

THAT,A6S THE GENERAL IDEA.

OH, BUT YOU,A6RE NOT SERIOUS!

I WAS NEVER MORE SERIOUS IN MY LIFE.

DAVE,A6S WORKED HARD FOR THAT JOB,

AND HE DESERVES IT.

DON,A6T LET HIM BOTHER YOU, SIS.

YOU,A6LL FIND OUT THERE,A6S SOMETHING MORE TO BEING ELECTED

THAN JUST PUTTING YOUR NAME UP FOR OFFICE, YOUNG MAN.

WE,A6LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

YOU DURN BET YA!

NOW, lT,A6S UP TO US WOMEN TO PUT GENE AUTRY IN OFFICE.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR ORDERS.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR STUFF.

VOTE FOR GENE AUTRY,

OR MY MOTHER STAYS ANOTHER WEEK.

DON,A6T WORRY. I WILL.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA THROW THAT HAT AWAY?

VOTE FOR GENE AUTRY, AND I,A6LL BURN IT.

LT,A6S A DEAL.

DADDY! OOH!

WILL YOU MAKE THESE KIDS SHUT UP?

I WILL IF YOU,A6LL VOTE FOR AUTRY.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE PEACE AROUND HERE.

,6O TODAY,A6S THE DAY WE HAVE OUR SAY ,6O

,6O lT,A6S UP TO EVERYONE ,6O

,6O WE MUST ELECT A SHERIFF ,6O

,6O AND WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE ,6O

,6O THERE,A6S ONLY ONE DESERVES TO HOLD THAT JOB ,6O

,6O I,A6M HERE TO TELL ,6O

,6O GENE AUTRY IS THE MAN FOR YOU ,6O

,6O I KNOW HE,A6LL SERVE YOU WELL ,6O

Troubadours: ,60 AUTRYJ-\6S YOUR MAN, VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6

,6O TELL ALL YOU CAN TO VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

Women: ,6Q_ HE,A6LL MAKE A FIGHTIN,A6 SHERIFF ,6O

,6O FOR US LAWFUL SOULS ,6O

,6O lT,A6S UP TO YOU TO GET BEHIND HIM AT THE POLLS ,6O

,6O REMEMBER, AL.l'gRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,0

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O WE,A6VE KNOWN IT SINCE THE RACE BEGAN ,6O

,6O IF YOU WANT A DARN GOOD LEADER ,6O

,6O WHO,A6LL GET RID OF EVERY CHEATER ,6O

,6O THEN VOTE, VOTE, VOTE ,6O

,6O FOR AUTRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,6O

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O WE NEED A SHERIFF WHO CAN MAKE THEM RAIDERS TOE THE LINE ,6O

,6O AND AUTRY IS THE MAN TO TAKE ,6O

,6O HE,A6S SAFE FOR YOURS AND MINE ,6O

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O LET AUTRY KEEP THE LAW FOR US ,6O

,6O HE,A6S READY TO BEGIN ,6O

,6O THERE,A6S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD DO ,6O

,6O AND THAT,A6S TO VOTE HIM IN ,6O

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

Both: IF I,A6M ELECTED, I,A6LL DO MY JOB

THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW.

,6O WE,A6VE HAD ENOUGH OF LAWLESSNESS ,6O

,6O lT,A6S TIME WE TOOK A HAND ,6O

,6O I,A6M SURE YOy6A6LL BE AGREEIN ,0

,6O WE,A6VE HAD ALL THAT WE CAN STAND ,6O

,6O WE GONNA STAND AROUND AND LET THEM RAIDERS ,6O

,6O STEAL BEHIND OUR BACKS? ,6O ,6O NO! ,6O

,6O OR_WE GOT THE MAN THAT CAN STOP ,A6EM IN THEIR TRACKS? ,6O

,6O ARE WE AFRAID TO ROAR? ,6O

,6O NO, NO, NO! ,6O

,6O WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN,A6 FOR? ,6O

,6O LET,A6S GO, LET'S GO! ,6O

,6O AUTRY,A6S YOUR MAN, VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O TELL ALL YOU CAN TO VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O HE,A6LL MAKE A FIGHTIN,A6 SHERIFF ,6O

,6O FOR US LAWFUL SOULS ,6O

,6O lT,A6S UP TO YOU TO GET BEHIND HIM AT THE POLLS ,6O

,6O REMEMBER, AL.l'gRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,0

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O TELL ALL YOU CAN TO VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O WE,A6VE KNOWN IT SINCE THE RACE BEGAN ,6O

,6O SO IF YOU WANT A DARN GOOD LEADER ,6O

,6O WHO,A6LL GET RID OF EVERY CHEATER ,6O

,6O THEN VOTE, VOTE, VOTE ,6O

,6O FOR AUTRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,6O

,6O AUTRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,6O

HEY, WHAT KIND OF A CIRCUS PARADE IS THIS?

NO ELEPHANTS.

,6O TO VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O HE,A6LL MAKE A FIGHTIN,A6 SHERIFF ,6O

,6O FOR US LAWFUL SOULS ,6O

,6O lT,A6S UP TO YOU TO GET BEHIND HIM AT THE POLLS ,6O

,6O REMEMBER, AL.l'gRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,0

,6O VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O TELL ALL YOU CAN TO VOTE FOR AUTRY ,6O

,6O WE,A6VE KNOW IT SINCE THE RACE BEGAN ,6O

,6O SO IF YOU WANT A DARN GOOD LEADER ,6O

,6O WHO,A6LL GET RID OF EVERY CHEATER ,6O

,6O THEN VOTE, VOTE, VOTE ,6O

[CIGAR EXPLODES]

,6O FOR AUTRY,A6S YOUR MAN ,6O

WHAT,A6S THE MATTER?

I JUST FOUND OUT BLAIR,A6S GONNA BROADCAST

THE HAINES RALLY THIS AFTERNOON.

THEY,A6LL REACH EVERY VOTER IN THIS COUNTY.

WELL, WE,A6LL GET GENE ON THE RADIO, TOO.

OH, HOW CAN WE?

CAROL WON,A6T LET US USE HER RADIO STATION

AGAINST HER OWN BROTHER.

THAT,A6S RIGHT.

A LOT OF THE VOTERS AIN,A6T EVEN SEEN GENE, HAVE THEY?

NO.

WE GOTTA GET HIM ON THE RADIO SOMEHOW.

SUPPOSE WE DON,A6T TELL CAROL OR BLAIR ABOUT IT?

YEAH. DON,A6T TELL NOBODY.

OH, MY.

WELL, GINGER, THIS IS AN UNEXPECTED PLEASURE.

AIN,A6T IT?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WE,A6D LIKE TO BUY SOME RADIO TIME.

TO ADVERTISE WHAT?

WHY, UH,

WE--WE THOUGHT GINGER,A6S CAFE MIGHT STAND SOME PUBLICITY.

YOU WOULDN,A6T BY ANY CHANCE

WANT TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS, TOO?

WE MIGHT.

WELL, I,A6LL HAVE TO LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE,

BUT I,A6M SURE WE,A6RE BOOKED SOLID

UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION.

[WHISPERING] Go on, go on!

[CROWD APPLAU DS]

GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS,

LISTENERS OF KWTR.

WE BRING YOU THE FINAL ELECTION RALLY

OF DAVE HAINES, WHO, AS YOU ALL KNOW,

IS RUNNING FOR SHERIFF OF BARTON COUNTY.

A MAN,A6S CANDIDATE FOR A MAN,A6S JOB.

[CROWD APPLAU DS]

MAY I FIRST PRESENT TO YOU DR. RODNEY BLAIR,

VETERINARIAN FOR THE CATTLEMEN,A6S ASSOCIATION

AND THE CHAIRMAN FOR THE HAINES CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE.

FOLKS, IT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY

TO BE ABLE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU

A MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION,

DAVE HAI N ES

I DON,A6T HAVE TO TELL YOU--

[FROG_,A6S VOICE ON P.A.] GENE AUTRY,A6S THE MAN FOR THE JOB.

[CROWD LAUGHING]

I DON,A6T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT HIS PAST RECORD

PROVES THAT HE--

HE,A6D STEAL CANDY FROM A BABY!

[LAUGHING]

FIND OUT WHERE THAT,A6S COMING FROM.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. HAINES.

L,A6M, UH--I'M NOT MUCH AT SPEECH-MAKING, FOLKS,

BUT IF I,A6M ELECTED--

THE NIGHT RIDERS WILL RUN THE COUNTY.

[LAUGHING]

[FROG CLEARS THROAT]

L,A6M--I'M NOT GONNA TAKE UP ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME.

BUT IF YOU,A6RE SMART--

YOU,A6LL VOTE FOR GENE AUTRY.

HE,A6LL CLEAN UP THIS COUNTY INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT IT.

[LAUGHING]

Carol: OH!

SO THAT,A6S WHY YOU PUT GINGER AND FROG

UP TO THAT ACT THIS MORNING.

ALL THAT ABOUT BUYING BROADCASTING TIME WAS

JUST A FRAME-UP.

WHY, I DON,A6T KNOW WHAT YOU,A6RE TALKING ABOUT.

OH, NO.

GENE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

L,A6LL HANDLE THIS DOUBLE-CROSSER!

COME ON, GIRLS!

[WOMEN SCREAMING]

HANG IN THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BY YOUR RADIOS.

I,A6M GONNA GIVE YOU A BLOW-BY-BLOW DESCRIPTION OF THE FIGHT HERE.

BOY, YOU NEVER--

Frog: YOU,A6VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A FIGHT,

AND GENE AUTRY,A6S REALLY HITTING THAT DAVE HAINES!

OH, MAN, THERE,A6S A LEFT-RIGHT BETWEEN THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK

AND THE FEED HOUSE!

NOV_\_I, OVER HERE ON THE LEFT, WE,A6VE GOT A FIGHT ON HERE,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

OH, THERE,A6S OLD LADY HUGHES, OLD BATTLE-AXE HUGHES--

OH, BOY, WHAT A FIGHT THIS IS GONNA BE!

BATTLE-AX HUGHES VERSUS, UH--

OH, JIMMY HERNS IS CATCHIN,A6 IT!

[CHUCKLES] WATCH IT THERE, JIMMY!

OH, JIMMY,A6S TAKING AN AWFUL BEATING HERE.

HIT HIM AGAIN! OH, RIGHT AROUND THE NECK!

WELL, NOW THERE GOES--

OH, SAY, THERE,A6S__A FELLA JUST LEAVIN,A6.

WHERE YOU GOIN,A6, F__RIEND? WHERE YOU GOIN,A6?

DON,A6T LET HER DO THAT TO YA.

OH, AUTRY,A6S IN A-- HE,A6S IN A NEUTRAL CORNER THERE NOW--

AIN,A6T NO NEUTRAL CORNERS.

OH, MAN, WHAT A FIGHT.

L,A6VE NEVER SEEN SQ MANY PEOPLE FIGHTIN,A6

ALL AT ONCE IN ALL MY LIFE!

NOW WE_,A6RE BACK TO BIXBY. HERE,A6S BATTLING BIXBY!

HOLD ON THERE, FOLKS, I,A6M GONNA GIVE YA--

HOLD ON THERE--

BATTLIN,A6 BIXBY'S GOT HER RIGHT INTO THE-- IN THE EYE THERE!

NOW SHE,A6S GOT HIM WITH A LEFT!

THERE,A6S A RIGHT HAND! THERE,A6S A RIGHT!

NOW BATTLING BIXBY,A6S IN THERE WITH A RIGHT.

SHE,A6S IN__THERE WITH A LEFT. NOW SHE,A6S BACKING HIM UP

INTO THE ROPES, HERE SHE COMES!

BATTLING BIXBY, AND HE,A6S GOING DOWN!

SAY A FEW WORDS FOR THE FOLKS THERE, BIXBY!

[PANTS]

OH, YOU MISSED IT. I,A6LL REPEAT IT.

[PANTS]

FROM THE PICTURE BY THE SAME NAME.

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FIGHT OVER HERE.

GENE AUTRY,A6S HAVING-- OH, WHAT A FIGHT, LOOK AT THAT!

NOW, DON,A6T FORGET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THIS PROGRAM,A6S COMING TO YOU THROUGH THE COURTESY

OF "THE GENE AUTRY FOR SHERIFF" CAMPAIGN.

NOW, THERE,A6S A L_ADY IN THE RING OVER THERE THAT,A6S GONNA BE--

GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.

,6O WITH TORCHES HIGH WE NOW DEFY ,6O

,6O THE OUTLAWS OF THE STATE ,6O

,6O ELECTION DAY IS OVER ,6O

,6O AND WE PLACES OUR CANDIDATE ,0

,6O AUTRY,A6S OUR MAN ,6O

,6O HOORAY FOR AUTRY! ,6O

,6O SHOUT ALL YOU CAN ,6O

,6O HOORAY FOR AUTRY! ,6O

,6O WE,A6VE GOT A WINNER, ON THAT YOU WILL AGREE ,6O

,6O HOORAY! ,6O

,6O ,A6CAUSE WHEN HE GETS IN ACTION ,6O

,6O THERE,A6LL BE PEACE AND HARMONY ,6O

,6O AUTRY,A6S OUR MAN ,6O

,6O HOORAY FOR AUTRY! ,6O

,6O A THOROUGHBRED AMERICAN ,6O

,6O IF HIS BADGE DQ_N,A6T SETTLE SQUAWKIN,A6 ,6O

,6O HIS GUNS,A6LI:cl?O THE TALKIN,A6 ,0

,6O HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY, FOR AUTRY,A6S OUR MAN ,6O

[CHEERING]

[CROWD MUTTERING]

I RECKON THAT,A6S EVERYBODY, SHERIFF.

THANKS FOR COMIN,A6 IN, MEN.

WHEN I RAN FOR SHERIFF,

I PROMISED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE MILK WAR.

RIGHT NOW, I HAVEN,A6T GOT THE ANSWER,

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO GET THE MILK THROUGH.

NOW, I,A6VE ARRANGED WITH THE HALL TRUCKING COMPANY

TO SEND A TRUCK HERE.

LT,A6S ON ITS WAY NOW.

TRUCKING COMPANY?

WE DON,A6T WANT ANY PART OF HER.

I AIN,A6T GONNA HAVE ANY DEALINGS WITH THOSE CROOKS.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU,A6VE GOT THAT TRUCKING COMPANY WRONG.

AND TO PROVE THEIR GOOD FAITH,

THEY,A6VE AGREED TO DELIVER THE MILK AT THE OLD RATE.

THEY AIN,A6T GONNA DELIVER MY MILK!

HOW DO WE KNOW THERE AIN,A6T A CATCH TO IT?

YOU,A6VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

THE BOYS AND LAQLL RIDE OUT AND MEET ,A6EM,

PICK UP THE MILK AT YOUR RANCHES,

AND SEE THAT NOTHING GOES WRONG.

[FROG WHISTLES]

YOU CAN,A6T GO IN THERE.

GENE,A6S HAVING A PRIVATE MEETIN,A6.

DAIRYMEN.

WHAT,A6S HE DOING, MAKING ANOTHER GRANDSTAND PLAY?

NO, THEY,A6RE JUST TALKIN,A6 ABOUT GETTIN,A6

SOME TRUCKS FROM THE HALL TRUCKING COMPANY.

THEY GONNA HAUL SOME MILK SOMEPLACE.

OH, I SEE.

WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM

I WON,A6T BE NEEDING THIS ANY MORE.

ALL RIGHT.

OK, GENE.

IF YOU THINK lT,A6S ALL RIGHT, I,A6M WITH YA.

I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A CHANCE, TOO.

THANKS, MEN.

WE,A6D BETTER GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY.

THE SPECIAL BULLETIN FOR TODAY

FROM DR. RODNEY BLAIR

CONCERNS THE MARKETING OF JERSEYS.

JERSEYS. STATE HIGHWAY 6.

MUST BE TRUCKS COMING FROM TOWN.

I STILL CAN,A6T UNDERSTAND HOW BLAIR

GOT OUT TO THAT BRIDGE AHEAD OF US.

AW, SOME NITWITS PROBABLY TALKED.

GENE... YEAH?

I TALKED.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I TOLD DAVE HAINES.

FINE THING.

THEN HE TOLD BLAIR.

I SAW HAINES GOING UP TO THE RADIO STATION

AS WE WAS RIDIN,A6 OUT OF TOWN.

RADIO STATION?

FROG, I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING THERE.

FROM NOW ON, YOU,A6RE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT.

HUH? WHO, ME?

COME ON. WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

GENE?

SEEMS LIKE A SILLY IDEA

THAT ANYBODY WOULD USE A BROADCASTING STATION

TO GET A GANG TOGETHER, DON,A6T IT?

MAYBE IT IS.

BUT BLAIR SENT OUT A BULLETIN

THE NIGHT OUR RANCH WAS RAIDED.

MAYBE HE DID THE SAME THING THIS TIME.

BUT CAROL JUST READS THEM THINGS OVER THE AIR.

YOU DON,A6T THINK SHE,A6S MIXED UP IN IT, DO YA?

OH, I DON,A6T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

I CAN TELL YOU MORE ABOUT IT

WHEN I FIND SOME OF THESE BULLETINS.

[DOOR OPENING]

[WHISPERING] Hey, put out the light.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

PUT THOSE LIGHTS OUT.

KEEP AWAY FROM THAT SWITCH!

DR. BLAIR,A6S ON HIS WAY HERE--

DOUSE ,A6EM!

[MUMBLING]

Gene: GRAB ALL THOSE PAPERS, FROG,

AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU SEE!

°Hl-|!

Carol: LET ME GO! OHH!

NEVER MIND THE PAPERS. GET A CHAIR.

I WARN YOU!

LET ME OUT OF HERE, OR I,A6LL SCREAM MY HEAD OFF!

GO AHEAD AND SCREAM. YOU,A6RE NOT GONNA HURT ANYBODY.

IS THAT SO?

[SCREAMS]

GET THE HANDCUFFS, FROG.

°Hl-|!

SHE,A6LL WAKE UP THE TOWN.

L,A6LL WAKE UP THE TOWN, ALL RIGHT.

[SCREAMS]

GET A MUZZLE, TOO.

Carol: UHH!

[CAROL SCREAMS]

Gene: ,6O 7 YEARS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O IS MORE THAN A MAN CAN STAND ,6O

,6O 7 YEARS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O WILL WRECK MOST ANY GOOD MAN ,6O

,6O 7 YEARS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O lT,A6S THE SAME IN THE MOUNTAINS OR DALES ,6O

,6O SHE,A6LL STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT ,6O

,6O TRYING TO START A FIGHT ,6O

,6O THEN YELL ,A6CAUSE SHE,A6S THROWN INTO JAIL ,6O

[SCREAMS]

[YODELS]

,6O 7 YEARS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O IS PUNISHMENT THAT IS BAD ,6O

,6O 7 YEARS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O WILL DRIVE MOST ANY MAN MAD ,6O

,6O IF YOU GET THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O THERE,A6S ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO ,6O

,6O DIG YOURSELF A HOLE ,6O

,6O AND CRAWL IN THAT HOLE ,6O

,6O AND PULL THEA%ROUND OVER YOU ,0

[SCREAMS]

[YODELS]

,6O LISTEN, BOYS, IF YOU,A6RE THINKING OF MARRIAGE ,6O

,6O TAKE WARNING TO WHAT I TELL ,6O

,6O DON,A6T MARRY THE WRONG WOMAN ,6O

,6O lT,A6S WORSE THAN I CAN TELL ,6O

,6O IN THE FINAL DAY OF JUDGEMENT ,6O

,6O WHEN THE GOOD GABRIEL STARTS IN TO BLOW ,6O

,6O IF I SEE HER FACE IN THAT HEAVENLY PLACE ,6O

,6O I,A6LL ASK TO BE SENT DOWN BELOW ,6O

HAD ENOUGH?

WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME

WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?

WELL, I HAVE EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE

DR. BLAIR,A6S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE RAIDS.

WELL, THAT,A6S RIDICULOUS.

IS IT?

HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU

THESE RAIDS MAY BE STAGED TO FORCE THE RANCHERS

INTO DR. BLAIR,A6S PROTECTIVE ASSOCIATION?

WHY, THAT,A6S NONSENSE!

MAYBE IT IS,

BUT lT,A6S BEEN DONE BEFORE.

HEY, GENE!

HERE,A6S SOMETHING REALLY LOOKS IMPORTANT.

GOT A LOT OF NAMES AND EVERYTHING ON IT.

LET CAROL LOOSE.

THE NIGHT OUR RANCH WAS RAIDED,

DID YOU SEND OUT A SPECIAL BULLETIN

ABOUT GUERNSEYS?

OH, I-- I THINK SO.

WHY?

DID YOU BROADCAST A SPECIAL BULLETIN LAST NIGHT?

YES. IT WAS ABOUT THE MARKETING OF JERSEYS.

THEN, THAT,A6S IT.

EVERY TIME YOU BROADCAST A SPECIAL BULLETIN,

IT TOLD BLAIR,A6S MEN WHERE TO ATTACK.

OH, BUT I HAD NO IDEA.

I REALIZE THAT.

CAROL, WITH YOUR HELP,

I THINK I CAN ROUND UP BLAIR AND HIS GANG.

BUT lT,A6S ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU

DAVE,A6S MIXED UP WITH THEM.

OH, BUT THAT,A6S NOT TRUE!

WELL, I HAVE NO DEFINITE PROOF,

BUT I,A6M SURE HE IS.

THEN I,A6LL SHOW YOU YOU,A6RE WRONG.

L,A6LL HELP YOU IF lT,A6S ONLY TO PROVE

THAT DAVE,A6S ON THE LEVEL.

THAT,A6S ALL OF 'EM.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS!

REMEMBER THE BROADCAST GOES ON AT 10:30.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, FROG.

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT TO DO,

BUT I SURE WISH I COULD STAY WITH YOU.

I HATE TO MISS THAT FUN.

ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK, BOYS!

BYE.

GOOD MORNING, DR. BLAIR.

DAVE. HELLO, SIS.

L,A6LL HAVE A BULLETIN FOR YOU SHORTLY.

WHAT ROUTE,A6S THE CARAVAN GOING TO TAKE?

STATE HIGHWAY 102.

102.

THAT,A6LL MAKE IT EASY.

I THINK AFTER TODAY, THE DAIRYMEN WILL BE READY

TO JOIN THE ASSOCIATION.

I FIGURE THEY,A6LL BE WANTING A NEW SHERIFF, TOO.

YOU STILL GOT YOUR EYE ON THAT JOB?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HERE IT IS.

L,A6LL READ THIS IN THE 10:30 BROADCAST.

UH, YES. YES.

HEY, DOC?

DOC, YOU GOT TO COME OUT TO OUR PLACE RIGHT AWAY.

WHY, WHAT,A6S THE MATTER?

THERE,A6S A MAD DOG BIT 3 OF OUR MEN OUT THERE.

THEY,A6RE_JUST SCREAMIN' AND HOLLARIN,A6 AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, WHAT,A6D YOU DO WITH HIM?

I HOGTIED HIM AND LEFT HIM IN THE BARN.

I MEAN THE MEN!

I MEAN THE MEN, TOO. THEY,A6RE REALLY SICK.

L,A6LL SEE YOU LATER, DAVE.

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

[CAR HORN HONKS]

WAIT. I,A6LL GET HIM.

FILL IT UP, WILL YA?

THIS IS YOUR ANNOUNCER, CAROL HAINES,

BRINGING YOU ANOTHER SPECIAL BULLETIN

FROM OUR COUNTY VETERINARIAN,

DR. RODNEY BLAIR.

THIS IS IT.

TODAY,A6S SUBJECT IS THE EPIDEMIC DISEASES

OF HEIFERS.

HEIFERS?

I REPEAT THE SUBJECT:

THE EPIDEMIC DISEASES OF HEIFERS.

THAT,A6S NOT--

HEY!

HEY, YOU!

Attendant: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT?

I GOTTA TELL GENE!

IN ORDER TO AVOID MALNUTRITION,

CARE MUST BE USED IN THEIR EARLY FEEDING.

WHAT,A6S THE IDEA?

SO, GENE WAS RIGHT.

SO, HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS, HUH?

WHY YOU CRAZY LITTLE FOOL!

DON,A6T YOU REALIZE WHEN BLAIR FINDS OUT,

YOUR LIFE WON,A6T BE WORTH A NICKEL?

HOW ON EARTH DID YOU EVER GET MIXED UP

IN A THING LIKE THIS?

NEVER MIND THAT.

WHAT ARE AUTRY,A6S PLANS?

HE HAS A POSSE WAITING TO CAPTURE BLAIR,A6S MEN.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

SEE THAT BLAIR DOESN,A6T GET BACK HERE.

AFTER ALL, YOU ARE MY SISTER.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS! LET,A6S GO!

HYAH!

GENE, I SWALLOWED A FISH!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

WHAT,A6S WRONG?

THE BROADCAST WAS A PHONEY.

THE MILK CARAVAN IS GOING BY WAY OF HIGHWAY 102.

L,A6LL TAKE YOUR HORSE, JOE.

OH, lT,A6S YOU, HUH?

WHAT HAPPENED TO BLAIR?

I AIN,A6T TELLING YOU NOTHIN,A6.

NOW LOOK, FROG, MY ONLY INTEREST

IS TO STOP HIM. YEAH.

CAN,A6T YOU UNDERSTAND, MAN?

CAROL,A6S IN THIS UP TO HER NECK!

WELL, IF YOU,A6RE GONNA DO SOMETHING,

YOU,A6D BETTER DO IT PRETTY FAST,

,A6CAUSE BLAIR HEARD THAT BROADCAST.

HE,A6LL PROBABLY HEAD OFF THE BOYS

AND GO AFTER THE WAGON TRAIN.

HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?! HEY, WAIT!

THEY OUGHT TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE NOW.

THEY SHOULD,A6VE BEEN HERE LONG AGO.

DO YOU THINK ANYTHING COULD HAVE GONE WRONG?

I DON,A6T KNOW.

HERE COMES ONE OF ,A6EM NOW.

AUTRY!

Dave: AUTRY!

LT,A6S DAVE.

BETTER GET DOWN TO THE WAGON TR