Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[Batmobile] Phew, what a night!

[Buff] How many super villains are there?

[MOE] Hey, Batwheels. How was the hero work?

Do some daring good deeds?

You know it.

I was keeping an eye on all of Gotham from above.

All of it. Yep, no one's got a tougher job than this Batwheel.

Flying is easy.

Try stopping a supervillain using only spy gadgets.

Now that's hard.

Doesn't seem so tough to me.

Try pulling something that's like 100 times heavier than you are.

Think that's hard?

Ever try keeping your balance on a steel beam while it's moving?

Try saving the day with a million different gadgets

and reacting in seconds with each one.

Zip! Pow!

[MOE sighs]

All of you have difficult jobs.

Just think about what it would be like

to drive a mile in each other's wheels.

Huh? You want us to trade wheels?

No. [laughs]

I meant, you should imagine

what your teammates have to go through each day.

[MOE] Or, you could actually drive a mile in someone else's wheels.

I can swap your motherboards,

and each of you can try out a new body.

Like a... A Batty body swap.

[all exclaiming] Ooh!

How do we pick who goes where?

Ooh, that's the best part.

I'll take each of your motherboards out, shuffle them all up.

Then randomly put each one into a new vehicle.

You know, that's not a bad idea.

It might give everyone a chance to try each other's jobs.

To understand each other better.

What do you say? You all in?

Yeah! Let's do this!

-This is gonna be Bat-tastic! -Let's do it!

-Why not? -Sounds fun!

[MOE] Great!

[MOE humming]

Mm-hmm. Oh, ah! Keep your eye on the card.

Mmm-hmm. Now, a little sleight o' hand.

[laughs]

And now, to randomly place each Batwheel into their new bodies.

[mysterious music playing]

Okay everybody... Activate!

Oh!

Whoa!

Ah!

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa!

Does anyone else feel smaller?

Oh, look at me. I'm in Redbird's body.

[gasps] And check this out.

[engine accelerating]

I can park in really small spaces!

Well, check me out.

[tires screech]

Just call me, "The Bibimobile".

Ready to take on Gotham's villains with style.

[gasps]

-[Batwing as Buff] Ah! -[MOE] Whoa!

A Bat magnet? That'll pick up anything that's...

[MOE] Metal. Whoa!

[Bibi as Bam] Sorry, MOE.

[laughs] I told you all those gadgets

-are tough to handle. -[engine revs]

[laughs]

Well, you're not doing any better.

Two wheels have gotta be easier than four, right?

Whoa! Whoa!

-[engine revving] -[exclaims]

Whoa! Whoa!

You just watch.

I'm gonna jump across the Batcave.

-[engine revs] -[tires screeching]

Oh, whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Here I... [grunts]

go.

Wait, I can do this.

Looks like you could use some training wheels.

Here, let me show you how an awesome Batwheel handles a new vehicle.

[engine revving]

Whoa!

[Buff as Redbird] It's not as easy as it looks.

I'm just getting used to it, okay?

Anyway, I don't see Red flying.

You're worried you can't do it?

Who, me? No way.

They don't just call me Redbird because I'm Robin's car.

Just you...

Whoa!

[screaming]

-[continues screaming] -Be careful!

[Redbird as Batwing] I'm trying! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Just turn off the jets.

But, not in midair.

Uh-oh.

[screams]

It's tough flying, isn't it?

Yeah, well, what about, Buff? He's in my body.

He could tell you how tough I have it.

Right, Buff?

Buff?

[Bam as Bibi] Where are you, Buff?

[Buff as Redbird] I'm right here.

[Bibi as Bam] Where?

What do you mean, where?

[gasps]

Oh, no. I disappeared.

Where am I? Somebody find me!

[MOE] I'm on it.

Watch out, everyone.

There's some really solid air right here.

Buff, turn off the Batoflage.

Sorry, I'm not used to not being seen.

[Batcomputer] Batwheels!

The Legion of Zoom are on their way here.

They're heading toward the Batcave entrance.

[Bibi as Bam] What's Ducky towing?

[Batcomputer] It's called a Rumble Ray.

They stole it from Star Labs.

It sends out powerful shockwaves that shake things up.

[Bibi as Bam gasps] They could bring down the Batcave with that thing!

[Bam as Bibi] We gotta stop 'em.

Let's rev up and peel out.

Cool.

[MOE] Er, maybe I should switch you all back?

There's no time. The legion is almost here.

[Bam as Bibi] Don't worry, we got this.

-[Bibi as Bam] It'll be easy. -[Batwing as Buff] Let's go.

[Buff as Redbird] This is gonna be fun.

[Redbird as Batwing] Redbird Wing to the rescue.

[engines revving]

[Bibi as Bam] Whoa! Whoa! Be careful!

[screaming]

-[Bibi] Ow! -[Redbird] Ah!

[Batwing as Buff] Watch it.

[Bam as Bibi] Uh, a little help?

[helicopter whirring]

[Ducky] This Rumble Ray thingamabob should shake down the whole Batcave.

Wawa!

And take out that batty computer,

so our big, bad boss can be the best computer in the world.

Not so fast!

[all screaming]

[Jestah gasps]

[Bam as Bibi] Wing, I said, not so fast.

-Bibi, is that you? -[Bam as Bibi] No.

Are you doing some weird Bam voice?

Oh, you're doing impressions now.

Oh, I love impressions.

Here's mine. Guess who I am.

[in Batman's voice] I am Batman.

That's not me.

I'm me. I'm Bibi. And that's Bam.

And I'm Buff.

Okay, whatevs.

Come on, Legion of Zoom.

Let's show 'em a rumble before we give 'em a rumble.

[all laughing maniacally]

[Bam as Bibi] Let's go, Batwheels!

[Bam as Bibi] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[grunting]

[effort grunting]

[Redbird as Batwing screaming]

[Buff as Redbird] Stop!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Uh-uh. I said, "Stop!"

[Bibi as Bam] You're not getting away that easy.

Not when I have the Bat magnet,

[gasps]

[Bam as Bibi] Agh!

[Bibi as Bam] Oh, sorry.

[Ducky laughing] Did you get a load of those mixed up Batwheels?

[giggles] Yeah. What a bunch of scrambled eggs.

Let's get ready to Rumble Ray!

[powering up]

[MOE] What's happening?

The Rumble Ray is shaking down the Batcave.

Oh, okay.

What?

I can't believe they got past us so easily.

[sighs] You were right, Bam.

It's tough using these gadgets.

Well, you have it tough, too.

It's not easy staying up on two wheels.

Whoa! [grunts]

And flying is H-A-R-D, hard.

Keeping this big body under control is no picnic, either.

You try being invisible. It's like nobody can even see you.

I guess it's not easy driving a mile in each other's wheels.

[MOE] The Batcave is crumbling!

Every bot for himself!

MOE, it's time to switch us back.

Now you're talking. Great idea, Bam.

I mean, Bibi. I mean Bibi-Bam?

I can't believe we're finally gonna beat the Batwheels.

[engines revving]

Looks like they want to play some more.

This should be easy peasy.

Not this time. The Batwheels are back to shut you down.

[gasps] Bam?

You're Bam?

And I'm me again.

Me too!

And me!

You're toast!

Yeah, right.

They switched back? No fair!

Get 'em!

[Batwing] All right, Quizz.

Let's go for a spin.

[Quizz] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[engine revving]

Let's go!

Yeah!

[Prank exclaims]

[engines roaring]

[powering up]

You got this, Buff.

Gotcha!

[Batmobile] Red, you're up!

[engine accelerating]

Wha...

[Batmobile] I've got to get that Rumble Ray.

Oh, no, you don't!

[Redbird] Bam, watch out!

[Batmobile] Launching Bat magnet!

[Ducky] Agh!

Ow!

You wanted to rumble? Let's rumble!

[all screaming]

[all grunt]

-[Ducky] Aw, come on! -[Prank] Like, ow!

Great job team! You were Bat-tastic.

Nah, you were.

Nah, you were!

You're the best!

I know.

Ah! Feels good to be back in my old body.

But now I know how hard it can be to be someone else.

[Bibi] Yeah, I guess we all have jobs that are hard and important.

MOE, what have you done?

[MOE] There is no MOE. There is only the MOEcomputer!

[evil laughter]

[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪