Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[laughing mischievously]

[clicking]

[the Joker laughing]

Heh-heh.

Ah, come on. I'm walking here.

What is this?

Ugh! This is disgusting!

Um... [snores]

What do you call tulips that spray out sticky goo?

"Goo-lips." [cackles]

Perfect punchline!

I've got enough goo-lips to turn Gotham

into one sticky mess.

Whoa! Dude!

Oh. I'll have a double Big Belly Deluxe, please? [chuckles]

[Batgirl] Looks like a nice, quiet day in Gotham.

[gasps] I take it back.

[people clamoring]

-What happened? -[the Joker cackling]

[Batgirl] Ah! The Joker happened.

-[engine revs] -Time to stop his funny business.

-[cat yowls] -Whoa!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -[clattering]

-[gasps] -[clanks]

[engine revs]

[clanking]

-[gurgles, sputters] -[Batgirl gasps]

-[tires screeching] -[goo squelches]

Yuck!

I'm stuck.

Guess, I gotta go on foot. [sighs]

[the Joker cackling]

-[engine revs] -[squelching]

Yuck, is right. Ugh!

I gotta get out of here and help Batgirl.

[dings]

-[grunting] -[metallic creaking]

[grunts]

Okay, I need something bigger.

Yes! [grunts]

[metallic creaking]

Yeah!

No!

[thuds]

[groans]

[grunts]

[sighs] Could this day get any worse?

[gasps] Whoa!

-Whoa! -[clanks]

[Bibi grunts]

Yes, it could.

Ugh! My wheels still have goo on them.

I can't help Batgirl like this.

[sighs]

Bibi, is everything all right?

No! I'm covered in goo and paint and trash

and I can't go fast.

It's the worst day ever.

It'll be okay.

Just return to the Batcave for cleaning.

Then you can help Batgirl.

[grunting]

[straining] Whoa!

[thuds]

Worst day ever!

Forty-six...

Forty-seven...

Forty-eight...

Forty-nine...

We're gonna set a new Bat Ball record.

-[engine revving] -Wha...

[grunts] Man!

Whoa! Intruder! Intruder!

It's just me. Bibi.

Whoa! Bibi, what happened?

You're really messy.

[sniffs] Um, you smell kind of... Bleh!

I'm having the worst day ever.

Green goo, huh?

That looks like the work of the Joker.

It is. Batgirl's chasing him on foot.

Can you clean me up quick, so I can help her?

Time for a Bat-bath!

[squeaking, sputtering]

Extra bubbly.

[giggling] That tickles.

I hope Batgirl's okay.

Batgirl is doing fine.

But the city is getting gooier and gooier.

[gasps] Uh-oh. Missed a glop.

I'll rev it off.

Yes!

No!

Can't see. Look out! Watch it!

-[engine revving] -Whoa!

[echoing] Whoa!

-[keypad beeps] -[platform whirring]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I got it.

[gasps]

[Redbird] Bibi, are you all right?

[gasps]

Worst day ever!

It's too bad we don't have some sort of device

to get rid of the goo.

Oh, wait. We do!

[chuckles] We have so many Bat devices I forgot all about it.

[both] MOE?

Ta-da! The Bat-Goo-Out.

This baby even got the guacamole out of Batman's suit.

-[Bat-Goo-Out whirring] -Goodbye, goo.

Finally, this day is getting better.

Woo-hoo! Let's go!

Woo-hoo!

-[tires screeching] -No!

[groans]

Whoa! She is having a really bad day.

We need to help her.

Time to wing it.

[whooshes]

[water splashing]

[spitting]

Thanks.

Everything is going wrong,

and it doesn't feel like it'll ever be right again.

I'm going to my room and not doing anything.

You know, Bibi, I've had really bad days too.

-Ugh, me too. -Lots.

-Really? -[Batmobile] Oh, yeah.

But the important thing is, they never last.

You just have to keep going and power through.

We'll show you.

Hit it, MOE!

[uplifting music playing]

♪ When nothing's going right And there's no end in sight ♪

♪ It's a bad day ♪

♪ When your mojo is gone And everything goes wrong ♪

♪ That's a bad day ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Tomorrow it'll all be fine ♪

♪ But days like this Should be a crime ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ When your tires go flat Then your windshield cracks ♪

♪ That's a bad day ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ When the traffic lights Are red ♪

♪ Or your battery is dead ♪

♪ That's a bad day ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Tomorrow it'll all be fine ♪

♪ But days like this Should be a crime ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Get rid of those bad days ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ Oh ♪

-[Bibi] Yeah! -[all laughing]

Thanks, everyone.

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one.

[beeping] I'm getting an emergency call

from Batgirl.

[grunts] I need help.

The Joker's got me stuck.

It's a very sticky situation.

[laughing mischievously]

One that all of Gotham will be in soon.

Ta-ta!

-[Buff gasps] -Oh, no!

[Batgirl] Gotta get free. Send my bike!

Don't worry, it's ready to go!

Help will be there soon.

Thanks, MOE.

MOE, I mean, I really wanna help Batgirl.

But if I'm around her right now,

I might make things worse.

You just have to keep trying and power through, Bibi.

Remember, everyone has bad days.

Even Batgirl.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

She's stuck in goo, and I'm gonna save her.

-Thanks, MOE. -[engine revving]

I'm coming, Batgirl!

[pigeon warbling]

-[cat yowls] -[brakes screech]

Ah! Missed me.

Ugh!

I can't believe it. I'm a mess again.

[groans] But bad days don't last forever.

And heroes don't give up.

They keep trying and power through.

[engine revving]

[Bat-Goo-Out whirring]

[Bibi] There's Batgirl.

You can do this, Bibi.

Power through.

[goo-lips sputtering]

Yeah!

-[tires screech] -[engine revving]

-[Bat-Goo-Out whirring] -[Batgirl] Yes!

This day just got better.

Okay. Time to stop that funny florist.

[engine revving]

Let's be friends, Batgirl.

Look, I brought you flowers.

[cackling]

-I'll take these. -[goo-lips sputtering]

[the Joker] Whoa!

[yells]

-[tires screeching] -[clanking]

[Batgirl] Hmm.

[confetti squeaking]

Running away, are we?

Well, it looks like I get the last laugh.

[cackling]

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

-[clanking] -[squelching]

[tires screech]

Time to turn yourself in, Joker.

[the Joker exclaiming] Ow!

[groans]

Oh, way to go, Bibi.

-Great job! -Woo-hoo!

-Nicely done. -Thanks.

You were right. I was just having a bad day,

-and everyone has those. -[sirens blaring]

I just had to keep trying and power through it.

And I was having

such a good day.

-Oh! -[gurgles, sputters]

[sighs]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪