Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Bam] "License to Joke."

[Redbird in German accent] "I am Dr. Spy,

"the greatest evil genius the world has ever known."

"And you are?"

[imitating Agent V-8] "Eight. V-8. Superspy."

"And I've come to bring you to justice."

[in normal voice] Wow. Agent V-8 is super cool.

The night is young and adventure is just around the corner.

-[Bam] Hey, Red. -[gasps]

[Bam] You got a minute?

[Redbird] What's going on?

Well, all the rest of the Batwheels

have gone on solo night patrols now.

And...

[gasps] Is it finally my turn?

[laughs] It sure is.

-You've earned it. -Yes.

Whoo-hoo! [laughs] Yeah!

Awesome.

All by myself.

No backup.

Just me, unafraid and super cool.

Like Agent V-8.

Congrats, Red.

But, listen, your first solo mission can be a lot.

So don't be afraid to ask for help if you get in over your head.

Are you kidding?

This super-cool superspy can handle anything.

Superspy?

Can I go right now, BC?

I suppose so.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

-[Bibi sighs] -He'll be fine.

I know, but he wants to prove himself so badly,

he might not ask for help, even if he needs it.

Agent V-8, the superspy, continues his search

for the world's greatest evil genius.

[gasps]

Who is that?

[man] And one for you...

And what's he doing to that scooter?

[man] And one for you, one for you.

[giggling maniacally]

-[clanging] -[air whooshes]

[man giggles] Yes.

Hey, he can't just leave a mess like that.

[lights beeping]

[engines revving]

[metal squeaking]

V-8 is hot on the trail of the super-evil scooter-knocker-downer.

Unafraid, he puts the pedal to the metal and...

[gasps] That's weird.

[metal clangs]

Where are your riders?

Can you hear me? Hello?

I was just gonna find that guy who knocked you over.

-[engines revving] -[gasps]

[chuckles nervously]

[Redbird screams]

Hey, stop chasing me.

I'm on your side.

[Redbird screams]

[crashes]

[scooter squeaking]

[scooter honking]

Aw, man.

A real superspy wouldn't have gotten chased off

by a bunch of scooters.

That was so embarrassing.

Agent V-8 wouldn't have gotten

scared and run away.

He would've, he would've...

[dings]

...had spy gadgets.

That's what I need,

spy gadgets.

[MOE] Someone is stealing scooters?

Maybe you should tell the others.

But it's just a scooter thief.

And a superspy wouldn't need help

to catch a scooter thief.

I can do this, MOE.

I just have to be more like Agent V-8.

Cool and confident

with spy gadgets.

Oh! We're playing spies.

I see your point, V-8.

I think I have exactly the type of spy gadgets you might need, old chap.

Awesome.

[gadget hums]

It's a Holo-disguise.

This will make you look like an ordinary taxicab.

[Redbird] Cool.

I'm just warming up, V-8.

Okay, try the next gadget.

[MOE sputtering]

And now, turn on your headlights.

It's a secret tracking spray.

I call it, Secret Tracking Spray.

Spray it on any vehicle and it'll leave a trail you can follow.

Extra cool.

And a smoke screen to cover your escapes.

[coughing] Ooh.

Extra, extra cool.

These are just what I needed.

Thanks, MOE.

Do try to bring them back in one piece, V-8.

[Bibi] You sure everything is okay?

I heard something about a scooter thief.

That sounds dangerous.

I'm fine, Bibi.

I don't need help.

But if you did, it would be okay to ask.

I can handle it.

[Bibi sighs]

[Redbird] Applying Secret Tracking Spray.

Agent V-8 in disguise

and now loaded with spy gadgets,

lays in wait for the evil scooter thief to reappear.

Ah-ha!

[scooter thief chuckling]

Yes.

[Redbird] Once again, V-8, using his fancy gadgetry,

outthinks the bad guy.

Now, it's just a matter of tracking him to his lair and taking him down.

Spit spot, another baddie brought to justice.

[gasps]

[gasps] How many scooters did this bad guy steal?

There must be something bigger going on.

This can't be good.

Maybe I should ask Bibi for...

No. I can handle this on my own

just like a superspy would.

[man] Let's see, hmm...

Monocle, check.

Evil cat...

check.

[crowd sighs]

It's The Joker again.

[The Joker] Bah, I'm not The Joker today.

Today, I'm Dr. Joke,

the evil superspy villain.

Cue theme music.

-[funky music playing] -Okay, what's next?

Hmm, evil speech. Right.

I'm gonna solve

one of mankind's greatest problems.

Too many people in lines.

Tonight, I intend to cut in line

as no one has ever cut before.

By getting rid of everyone else.

[giggling maniacally, farts]

Clear the park, boys.

Super villains. Always spoiling a perfectly good day.

-Last time, it was Mr. Freeze making it snow at the beach. -[scooters honking]

Oh, dear, I was really looking forward to that rollercoaster.

-Oh, what a shame. -[scooters honking]

The Joker?

Oh, no. And he's got a whole army of those scooters.

I... I can't do this alone.

I've got to get help.

I've got to...

Hey, hey, stop that.

Give me some room.

[scooters honking]

[cheering] It worked.

[cheering] The park is all mine.

All mine and no lines!

Whoo-hoo! [laughing]

[laughing maniacally]

I've got a license to joke.

[cackling]

[Redbird] I should've listened.

I should have asked for help.

I'm sorry, Bibi. You were right.

-[Bibi] Say that again. -[gasps] What?

[Bibi] The part about me being right.

Say that again.

[gasps] Bibi?

Bibi? [gasps]

Is that you?

[giggles] MOE gave me a Holo-disguise.

It is you.

But, how did you find me?

Bat Tracking Spray.

You're not the only one with gadgets, you know.

I'm so sorry.

I should have listened to you.

Just because we call it a solo mission,

that doesn't mean you can't ask for help if you need it.

Boy, did I learn that the hard way.

So, what do we do now?

I think we should teach these pushy scooters some manners.

I mean, as long as you don't mind a little help.

Actually, I think I could really use a little backup.

Happy to help.

Bat-ball special!

[Bibi cheering]

Ha!

-[tires screeching] -[clanging]

[scooters honking]

[Bibi grunting]

[Redbird grunts]

[Redbird grunts]

[The Joker cheering]

[laughing maniacally]

Whoo, best evil plan ever.

What?

What happened to my scooters?

[scooter horn sputters]

My army!

[groans]

-Oh. -[toy squeaks]

License to joke revoked.

[sirens approaching]

Wait, I've got it.

-[engine revving] -Whoo!

[nervously] Whoa.

No!

Whoo-hoo! [laughs maniacally]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Yay, whoo-hoo! Let's go.

-[girl] Bye-bye. Joker. -[man] Let's go.

[woman] Amusement Mile, here we come.

Thanks for coming to help me, Bibi.

[chuckles] Oh, Red.

Don't you know? I'll always look out for you.

And I'll always look out for you, too.

[Bibi] I'm counting on it.

[Redbird] So, I guess I should head home?

[Bibi] It's still your solo patrol,

-Agent V-8. -[laughs]

What do you think?

I think...

[mimicking Agent V-8's] The night is young,

and adventure is just around the corner.

[both laugh]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪