Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] "The Dark Knight."

[Moe] All right, Batwheels,

I have a little twist for today's training.

I'm gonna pretend to be a supervillain.

So get ready for...

Evil Moe, and the Moe-nopoly of drones!

[laughs maliciously]

Fly, my dronies!

There's too many!

I can't shake 'em!

Hang on, I'm coming.

[groans] Never mind.

[sighs] We need help!

[tires screech] I got you, Batwheels!

[all] Bam!

♪ Bam! Justice on patrol ♪

Yeah!

Stop him, my dronies!

[cackles]

[Bibi] Yeah!

[Batmobile] Ha!

Your drones don't scare me, Evil Moe.

♪ Bam, Bam ♪

No! My drones!

My evil plan's ruined!

Oh, what a world! What a world!

[clanking]

Good job, Batwheels.

More like, "Good job, Bam!"

He's not afraid of anything.

Our fearless leader does it again.

Aww, thanks everyone.

-[gasps] -[Bibi] The lights.

[Buff] Oh, what happened?

[Batwing] I can't see.

-[Buff screams] -[Redbird] Who said that?

That was weird. Right, Bam?

Bam?

Um, yep, I was, uh,

just making sure everything was okay under here.

And it's all good.

Hmm.

I think we lost power.

I'll ask Batcomputer what's going on.

Wait for me, Moe.

We're running on backup power here in the Batcave,

but the lights are out all over the city.

[gasps]

Someone has stolen the power core from Gotham Electric.

If we don't get it back,

the entire city will be stuck in the dark.

Stuck in the dark?

Prep Bam for Batman.

[Moe] On it!

[Batmobile] Are you sure he wants me to go out there?

I get to go out with him all the time.

Maybe someone else should have all that fun this time.

Nah, you got this.

You're the team leader,

and it's not like you're scared of the dark or anything.

Who, me? No way.

I'm not scared.

I just think I'm, uh...

I'm getting sick.

[coughs]

What?

Haven't you heard of getting "car sick"?

Hmm. Your hood doesn't feel hot.

You're in tip-top condition.

There's no reason you can't go out there.

Thanks, Moe. Thanks a lot.

Is the Batmobile ready?

You betcha, or you bat-cha.

[laughing] Get it?

[groans]

Well, well, well,

if it isn't Gotham's Dark Knight

enjoying a dark night in Gotham.

[laughing]

Poison Ivy. I should've known.

Give up the power core.

The power core is not for me.

It's for my electricity-eating vines.

It's what makes them grow.

I call them...

Hold on, you're going to love this...

My power plants.

[laughs maliciously]

[groans]

Why does every villain love puns?

You really need to lighten up.

Oh, wait, you can't,

because I put all of Gotham in the dark.

[laughs]

[Batmobile] Wait, where's Batman going?

He can't just leave me here...

in the dark.

Okay, just...

Just try to stay calm.

Batman will catch Poison Ivy

and turn the lights back on.

[thuds]

Ahhh! What's that sound?

[cat meowing]

[sighs] Phew.

Just a cat.

I'm all right.

There's nothing to worry about.

[screams] Something touched me.

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

[tires screech]

I see you're all hanging out in here.

Cool, cool, cool.

Bam, is everything all right?

I just wanted to...

uh, stretch my wheels.

[grunts] Ahh!

Okay, what's really going on, Bam?

Yeah, there's something up with you.

Come on, you can tell us.

Okay.

I'm... I'm kind of, uh,

afraid of the dark.

[Bibi] What?

That's impossible!

You always fight crime at night.

But there's usually lights on everywhere,

so it's not scary.

Why didn't you say anything before?

I'm supposed to be

your fearless leader.

I can't be scared.

Being scared

doesn't make you a bad leader, Bam.

Yeah, we're all afraid of something.

[chuckles] Except me.

Caterpillars.

Aah! Ew! Where?

Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

Thanks.

Knowing I'm not the only one

afraid of something

does make me feel better.

We're your friends, Bam.

We'll always be here for you.

That's right.

And we can give you some snazzy new gadgets

to help you manage in the car.

Yeah, Bam.

I can lend you my superbright bulbs

for your high beams.

And my night vision.

You can borrow my Bat-sonar.

It'll tell you where things are,

even in the dark.

And I'll give you my neon lights.

What do they do?

Nothing, but they look cool.

Hold on.

You don't need to give up your gadgets.

I've got plenty of them in my vault.

Come on.

♪ When the streetlights All go out ♪

♪ Imagination starts ♪

♪ Inventing all the monsters ♪

♪ That go lurking In the dark ♪

♪ There's no fear You cannot face ♪

♪ With help From all your friends ♪

♪ But there's no headlight brighter ♪

♪ Than the one That shines within ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ All that darkness Will be gone ♪

♪ When you Turn that heart light on ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

So, how do you feel?

Better... I guess.

I'm ready.

Go, fearless leader!

Yeah, rev up and peel out!

[Bibi] You got this!

[Batmobile] Whoa, night vision.

[gasps]

High beams!

This new tech is amazing.

I can see everything in the dark.

Huh?

Ah, it's those power plants!

I forgot to eat electricity.

[power plants giggling]

Hey, hey, stop it!

Shoo, shoo! Get away!

No! They drained all the power to my new gadgets.

[power plants hum]

Time to leaf!

Batcomputer, send the Batmobile

to cut Ivy off at the Novick Tunnel.

The Novick Tunnel?

But my new gadgets aren't working.

I'd have to go all that way

in the dark.

Nobody knows these streets as well as you do, Bam.

But how do I know what's out there?

There's nothing there in the dark

that isn't there when the lights are on.

It's the very same city you know so well.

You can do this, Bam.

You're right. Okay. Here I go.

I know these streets.

I know where everything is,

like this pothole!

And this sharp turn.

There's a construction zone here.

♪ Bam, Bam ♪

It is all the same stuff

that's out here when the lights are on.

I don't have to be afraid of the dark.

Here I come, Batman.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

All right.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughing] Yeah!

Who would've thought you'd be so acro-bat-tic?

Bats are at their best in the dark.

[grunts]

You may think you're winning, Batman,

but I have an entire army of power plants

back in my greenhouse.

When I unleash them,

Gotham will be in darkness forever!

No. There's always a Batmobile at the end of the tunnel.

What?

That doesn't make any sense.

Didn't you mean to say... Aah!

[tires screech]

Oh.

Looks like your power plants

aren't the only thing that goes...

bump in the night.

[power plants giggling]

[groans] Now you like puns?

They're growing on me.

[grumbles] Stop it!

They just don't sound right coming from you.

Sorry to be a thorn in your side.

[Ivy muttering]

I'm not listening!

Well done, Bam!

You showed the dark who's boss!

You did great!

Our fear-conquering leader!

We're proud of you!

[laughs] Thanks, everyone.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Well, you can relax now, Bam.

The city will be lit up again shortly.

There's no rush.

I'm actually kind of liking it now.

After all,

I am the car of the Dark Knight.

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪