Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

Hey, BC, I've got a visual on The Penguin.

He's at Gotham Point Lighthouse.

And I also see Penguin's Ducky boat heading south toward City Hall.

The Penguin must be remotely controlling the Ducky boat from the lighthouse.

Keep an eye on that Ducky.

I'm heading to The Penguin.

[Batgirl exhales]

Hey, Penguin,

whatever you're up to, it's over.

Batgirl.

So good to see you.

Welcome to the first act of my greatest performance yet.

[guffaws]

And look. You've landed right on your mark.

-[gasps] -[metal clanging]

I'm tired of the numbing noise from Gotham's grating citizens.

All that yap-yap-yapping is an assault upon my delicate, musically trained ears.

So, let me take a wild guess.

You invented a ridiculous gadget to steal everyone's voices?

No, I've invented a ridiculous gadget

to turn everyone's voices into sweet, sweet song. [guffaws]

I'll zap everyone in town with my Ducky's new Songinator Ray

and convert this city's inane babble into one massive melodic...

♪ Musical ♪

[sighs in exasperation]

[Ducky quacks]

Batwheels, the Ducky boat is on the loose near the theater district.

We're on it, BC.

Protect the people.

[cars crashing]

[groans] No, no, no!

You busybody Batwheels got in the way of my Songinator Ray.

♪ Well, it's a nice try, Ducky But you've got it all wrong ♪

♪ Hey, why are all my words Coming out as a song? ♪

It works.

♪ Oh, my gosh, Bam Just listen to you ♪

♪ Hey, look at me I'm doing it too ♪

[laughs]

♪ You've got to be kidding ♪

♪ I can't say a thing ♪

♪ All I can do is Sing, sing, sing ♪

Oh, this is the best. [laughs]

♪ I know birds can sing But this is too much ♪

♪ That Ducky is a no-good Such and such ♪

♪ Getting hit by that ray Was not my first choice ♪

♪ It's a good thing I've got A superb singing voice ♪

[laughing maniacally]

Oh, I could watch this all day,

but the rest of Gotham isn't going to zap itself.

♪ We've got to stop him ♪

[all singing indistinctly]

[quacking laughter]

[gasps]

[all vocalizing]

Hiya, Wheels! How'd the mission go?

Did you lay the smackdown on that quack clown?

♪ We weren't too lucky When we fought the Ducky ♪

Wait, why are you singing?

♪ What Bibi is trying To say is ♪

♪ We were zapped by a ray ♪

♪ And now we're stuck singing Ah, my ears won't Stop ringing ♪

♪ We tried revving and spinning But nothing will nix it ♪

♪ Come on, MOE Do you think you can fix it? ♪

[chuckles nervously]

I don't know. I mean, I... I kind of like you like this. [chuckles]

[all] ♪ MOE! ♪

Okay, okay. Let me take a look.

Hmm, tell you what. If you can get a hold of that ray zapper,

I'm sure I can reprogram it to undo your singsong situation.

♪ Well, we're sick Of being singy ♪

♪ So we'll get you That thingy ♪

♪ I detect musical activity And Batgirl in captivity ♪

♪ So The Penguin You must reach ♪

♪ Down at Gotham Point Beach ♪

[gasps] BC, did the Ducky zap you too?

[laughs] No, I just like singing.

Oh, BC.

Now, my very vocal vehicles, go get that ray zapper.

Whoa!

[Penguin] Tell me, BG,

which costume do you think would be better for my musical's opening night?

Are you feeling the light blue or the gold more? Mm?

Maybe go with the gold?

-Hmm. -You know, if you let me out,

I could take a closer look for you.

Ooh, yes. Would you mind?

Oh, wait a second.

[guffaws] Nice try, Batgirl.

BC, I could use some backup.

♪ There he is ♪

Oh, no. Not the musical mobiles.

♪ Leave him to me ♪

[Bibi] ♪ No, I've got him ♪

[all singing indistinctly]

Thanks for the encore, my wobbling wheelies.

Ta-ta. [laughs]

♪ We'll never stop that tub toy If we keep making This big noise ♪

♪ Everything just goes wrong When we sing our own songs ♪

♪ That may be true ♪

♪ But what can we do? ♪

♪ We make it all better By singing together ♪

♪ One team, one tune ♪

♪ We'll take out That Ducky goon ♪

♪ Guess it couldn't Hurt to try ♪

-♪ I can sing a high part ♪ -♪ So can I ♪

♪ Okay, forward Makes it worse ♪

♪ So we'll go in reverse ♪

♪ Everyone follow me On the count of three ♪

[all] ♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ Reverse ♪

-[Buff] ♪ It worked ♪ -[Redbird] ♪ We're a team ♪

[Bibi] ♪ And we sound Like a dream ♪

♪ Singing together Set us free ♪

♪ And now we'll work in perfect ♪

♪ Harmony ♪

♪ Stop right there, Ducky We won't let you win ♪

♪ So give up that ray And wipe off that grin ♪

Bah! You panicking pretenders lost twice already.

So I suppose it's time for the third act.

And what kind of finale would it be without a big twist?

Wah, wah.

[all echoing] Oh, which one is the real Ducky?

♪ Holy hubcaps Where do we begin? ♪

♪ There's only one of us But too many of him ♪

[quacking]

♪ Just stay calm And remember the plan ♪

♪ We'll sing the song together Just as loud ♪

♪ As we can ♪

Just keep singing, Batwheels. You'll never guess.

-♪ When I'm singing one thing ♪ -♪ And I'm ♪

♪ Singing another ♪

♪ Our words and phrases Tend to ♪

♪ Step on each other ♪

-♪ But if we're in tune ♪ -♪ And our voices match ♪

-♪ We can make some music ♪ -♪ That's totally fresh ♪

♪ And if we act Just like we sing ♪

♪ We make a better team ♪

♪ We're in harmony Sounding sweet ♪

♪ As we sing together ♪

♪ Each of us on the beat To complete our harmony ♪

♪ We're in harmony On the street ♪

♪ When we work together ♪

♪ Any crook that we meet ♪

♪ Can't compete With our harmony ♪

Wha... How did you know it was the real me?

Wah, wah.

♪ Now that was teamwork We sounded so good ♪

-♪ We took out that Ducky ♪ -♪ I knew that we could ♪

♪ Oh, oh, good We can get Our voices back at last ♪

♪ Aw, do we have to? I'm having a blast ♪

♪ We'll get to that soon We're almost through ♪

♪ But there's just One more thing ♪

-♪ We really need you to do ♪ -[quacking]

[The Penguin cackling]

What? Hey, it can't be.

Yes.

Oh, no!

Looks like it's curtains for you, Pengy.

Thanks, BC.

Ah, fine.

But before you take me in, I'm going to have my moment in the spotlight.

-Hit it. -Wee!

♪ Oh, woe is me ♪

♪ I should have Seen this coming ♪

♪ My plans have All been foiled ♪

♪ It's oh-so unbecoming ♪

♪ Batgirl, I'm sorry ♪

♪ I know this is the end ♪

♪ But could you see Your way clear To let me go ♪

♪ As a friend ♪

[vocalizing]

-[penguins cheering] -[bell pings]

No can do, songbird.

All right. I figured out a way to make you all unsingy.

Are you sure, though?

You're pretty fun this way.

[all] ♪ Yes ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ Kinda ♪

[electric guitar music playing]

[Bibi gasps]

-Did it work? -It did.

I'm not singing.

Phew, we can talk again.

[sighs] I'm glad that's over.

But that song we all sang was pretty catchy.

♪ We're in harmony On the street ♪

♪ When we work together ♪

♪ Any crook that we meet ♪

♪ Can't compete With our harmony ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪