Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Bam reading]

[grunts]

[cackles]

At last! My ultimate prize.

The oldest, most valuable riddle ever written.

The Amusetta Stone is mine!

This is going to look just fabulous in my lair.

I've got the perfect question-mark-shaped accent candles.

Ooh! I can't wait.

[Batman] Put it back, Riddler.

Gah! Afraid not, Batman.

You know how they say crime doesn't pay?

Well, in this case, it does.

[alarm blaring]

Hmm.

A lot!

Forecast says, "Cloudy with a chance of falling treasures".

[Riddler laughing]

[laughing]

-[engine roaring] -[gasps]

[Riddler] Huh?

[Batman] Hmm.

Oh, no.

[Riddler] Whoa!

[Batman grunts]

Don't act so puzzled, Batman.

Or you'll never catch me.

I've got the stone. You lose, Riddler.

[tires screech]

Batman, excellent work, stopping the Riddler.

And what an incredible move by your tough Bat-Truck!

It's true. My Bat-Truck is pretty tough.

This just in.

Batman has just saved the priceless Amusetta Stone.

[Batman grunts]

This just in.

Batman has just destroyed the priceless Amusetta Stone.

No. This is just a cheap copy.

The Riddler must have swapped it out for the real stone.

Which means the Riddler is still out there with the Amusetta Stone.

[Batman sighs]

I knew it was too easy.

[tires screech]

Batcomputer, scan the city for any sign of the Riddler.

[Batcomputer] Scanning camera network.

[Batman] MOE.

Ooh, do you have a present for me?

You always know what a bot wants.

But really, boss, what is this stuff?

It's the Riddler's fake stone. Just get rid of it.

Consider it rid.

[Batman] Let me know when you find anything.

[Batcomputer] Acknowledged, Batman.

That was a pretty sweet move to stop the Riddler, Buff.

What an epic takedown!

Yeah, I was all like, "Boom".

And then Riddler was all like, "Woah!"

[laughs]

Yeah! Let's hear it for...

Oh, wait. What did they call you?

Oh, yeah. Tough Bat-Truck.

Hey, that's a great nickname.

"Tough Buff."

[Bibi] Cool!

[laughs] I like that.

[gasps] Oh, that works.

[all cheering]

[Batwing] Tough Buff!

[sighs wearily]

Tough Buff?

-[MOE] To the bat trash. -[Buff gasps]

Hey, hold on, MOE.

Can I take a look at those?

Oh, sure.

You never know with the Riddler.

He's always full of tricks.

I just wanna take a closer look.

Hey, Tough Buff. Can I get some Tough Buff help, please?

Oh, um, yeah, sure thing, Bibi.

I can't reach my jump rope.

Think you could help?

Oh, of course.

[engine revs]

Thanks, Tough Buff.

[Buff sighs]

I really wish they'd stop calling me that.

[MOE and Batwing] Eight... nine... ten...

11... 12... 13!

[Redbird] A new record!

[Bam screaming]

[Bam grunts]

Watch out! That Sim-vi's out of control!

[Batwing] Someone stop it!

Way to go!

Let's hear it for our hero!

[all chanting] Tough Buff! Tough Buff! Tough Buff!

[Bam gasps]

Hey, Buff, wait up.

[beeping]

Did you locate the Riddler?

Yes. I see him at the edge of the woods outside Gotham.

Stand by.

I have also located the Riddler at the Amusement Mile.

That's impossible.

I'm seeing the Riddler in nine... No.

Ten places all around Gotham.

The Riddler must be copying himself somehow.

No way to know which one is real.

I'll have to go check them out one by one.

Which vehicle will you take?

Uh, how about my tough Bat-Truck?

Where is it?

It appears the Bat-Truck is experiencing some technical difficulties.

Hmm. Okay. Have MOE check it out.

I'll take the Batwing.

Hey, what's wrong, Buff?

[Buff] Nothing. Just please go away.

Wait. Sorry, Bam. I don't mean to be cranky.

What is it, Buff? What's got you so upset?

I... I don't like being called "Tough Buff".

[all] You don't?

But it's true! You are the toughest Batwheel.

And it comes in handy all the time.

I know! But, I'm so much more than just being tough.

It bothers me when that's all everyone talks about.

Buff, I'm sorry.

I had no idea this bothered you so much.

Yeah, we definitely won't call you that anymore.

-Promise. -It's okay.

I should have said something sooner.

I was hoping that if I just ignored it, you'd stop saying it.

But now even Batman's calling me "Tough Buff".

Well, you're right.

There's so much more to you than that.

You're always the first one

to cheer us up whenever we're upset.

Yeah. You're also the one

who knows everyone's favorite song.

And. you know the streets better than any of us.

Yeah, I guess I do.

[Bam] Consider that nickname forgotten.

Batman, took you long enough.

It's over, Riddler. Where's the stone?

[gasps]

-Hologram? -Ah, ah, ah.

It looks like you guessed wrong.

[Riddler] Don't act so puzzled, Batman.

Or you'll never catch me.

Puzz... puzz... puzzled Batman.

Wait a second. That sounds familiar.

Puzz... Puzz...

Batcomputer, playback Riddler's escape from the museum.

[Riddler] Don't act so puzzled, Batman. Or you'll never catch me.

He keeps using the word "puzzled." There must be a clue.

What puzzle is he talking about?

Any ideas, Batwheels?

Well, you play with puzzles by putting the pieces together.

So it must be something that's in pieces.

What do you think, Buff?

Hmm. I wonder if...

Batcomputer, I figured it out.

The puzzle must be the pieces of...

-the fake stone! -The fake stone!

Have MOE put the pieces back together.

Maybe it'll show us where the real Riddler is.

Right away, Batman.

[Bibi] Wow! Way to go.

You're as smart as Batman!

Great thinking.

Totally! You need a new nickname.

How about, "Big Brain Buff"?

Well, uh... [laughs] Yeah, just Buff is good.

Okay. Move that one over here.

Uh, that one's a corner piece.

Oh, wait! That's upside down.

Almost there.

And, done!

It's a map of Gotham.

It must lead where the real Riddler's hiding.

[gasps] There!

He's hiding at the Gotham Point Pier.

Excellent work, Buff. Batman, we solved the puzzle.

The Riddler is hiding at the Gotham Point Pier.

And I'm happy to report the Bat-Truck is ready for action.

Perfect. Send the truck to meet me at the pier.

I have a plan.

[Riddler] Mm. Batman should be here by now.

Maybe one of my riddles finally fooled him.

That's it.

I finally achieved my ultimate goal to make a fool out of Batman.

[laughs cunningly]

Guess you're staying with me.

You'll love my lair.

So much better than that stuffy museum.

-Huh? -[engine revving]

[Riddler] It's that tough Bat-Truck again.

[gasps] Out of my way, Bats! Huh?

Ah, ah, ah.

Looks like you guessed wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Wha... No fair, playing my own tricks on me.

Ah, ah, ah. Going somewhere?

[Riddler] Huh?

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, no. [screams]

Bleagh!

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

[Riddler grunts]

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

It's just a hologram.

I can go right through... Ow!

I don't think so.

Riddle me... this.

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

Guess there's more to that thing than just being tough.

Yep, that's my truck.

[triumphant music playing]

[sirens wailing]

This just in. Batman has an amazing truck!

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪