Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] Wheels just wanna have fun.

[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!

[tires screech] Yeah!

Oh, oh, great! Buff, stay right there!

You're just who I need!

I am? Okay.

I want to try to jump over you backwards

with my eyes closed.

But you know BC's rules

about no dangerous trick jumps, right?

Uh, I don't think this is a good idea.

Right.

But, what if I'm out with Batgirl

and we're driving down an alley,

and we see The Joker behind us,

and then some garbage bags fly out from the trash

and completely cover my eyes

so I can't see anything

and so I have to jump over the Joker van

while going backwards

or else there will be a horrible crash!

Don't I need to practice that?

I guess?

Let's go!

Here I come!

Whoa! Whoa!

[grunts]

[groans]

Is this where I get to say I told you so?

-No. -Bibi, report for duty.

Harley Quinn is at it again.

You're heading out with Batgirl right away.

[Bibi accelerating]

[Harley laughing]

And the gold medal for swiping goes to...

[imitates fanfare] ...me!

[laughing]

Stealing championship medals is so much easier

than winning 'em.

You don't have to do all that running and sweating.

Ugh! [laughs]

[Batgirl] Here we go!

Came from the Batcave to downtown in 6.3 minutes?

[chuckles] I'm on fire!

Well, here comes the fire department.

[laughing]

[sputters]

Not funny, Jestah.

I am so bored of waiting for Harley.

You know, the park is really close by.

Wanna go have some fun?

Yeah, no. I'm a little busy here.

[scoffs] Doing what?

Waiting for your babysitter?

[exasperated exhale]

Oh, come on.

Have some fun. You know you wanna.

Let's play!

Puh-lay! Puh-strami!

Puh-lease!

[laughs]

Okay, then, Miss 6.3 minutes.

I'm sure I can totally beat you to the park.

I'll even give you a head start.

On "Go," okay?

Three, two...

one... [tires screech]

[laughs]

Wait. You never said "Go."

Oh, come on.

You're not mad about that teensy-weensy head start, are ya?

[Bibi] No.

Well, yes. [gasps]

But look, the park is closed.

You can't go in after dark.

That's the rule.

Rule schmule! [grunts]

Oh, look, now the park is open.

Jestah!

And the gold medal for the 400-meter rooftop dash

goes to...

You know who! [laughs]

-Stealing a medal from a champion athlete... -Huh?

doesn't make you a winner, Harley.

It just makes you a thief.

Oh, Bratgirl. Do you have to ruin all my fun?

You get the gold for being the biggest party pooper!

And here's your party.

[Batgirl] What?

[laughs] Look at you! [laughs]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[Jestah] Fun, fun, fun!

Fun, fun, fun! You need fun!

Oh, that does look like fun.

But I already broke one rule today,

and that didn't go really well.

[Jestah] Bibi!

You need to get in on this!

So much fun!

[sighs] Well, a minute or two couldn't hurt,

right?

[both shouting in joy]

-Yeah! -Yeah!

[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!

-[Jestah] Whoo! Yeah! -[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!

-Yeah! -[Bibi] Yeah! All right!

-[Jestah laughing] -Let's go!

[both shouting in joy]

[both laughing]

[Batcomputer] Bibi, Harley Quinn got away,

and Batgirl needs a pick up.

[gasps] I knew I shouldn't have left.

[scoffs] Can't Batgirl walk?

Sorry, Batgirl needs me.

-Doesn't Harley need you? -Probably.

But I'm having too good a time to stop now.

-[sighs softly] -You should be more like me, Bibi.

I always have fun.

BC, send me everything you have

on champion athletes living in Gotham.

Harley Quinn got away,

but I don't think she's done stealing medals.

Uploading files now, Batgirl.

Thanks. I'm going to get some sleep.

It's time for all of you to get some sleep, too.

Please go to your rooms and recharge

so you'll be rested and ready to save Gotham again tomorrow.

[yawns]

[squeaks]

[Batmobile gasps]

Hey, Bam, am I fun?

[chuckling] Of course.

Why are you asking?

Well, Jestah said I'm not fun because I follow the rules.

You know, you can have fun and follow the rules.

Really?

Recharging at the end of the night is a rule,

but it's not really fun.

Rules are made to keep us safe and healthy, Bibi.

You'll feel better after a full recharge.

[sighs] I don't want to power down.

Why do I have to if I don't want to?

And what would be so wrong if I just stayed up a little?

Nothing! I'm just going to do it.

It's Bibi time.

Yeah!

All right!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! [grunts]

[digital beeps, yawns]

[chuckles]

[giggles]

[tires screeching]

[digital beeps, groans]

That was awesome!

I love playing by my own rules.

[Bibi accelerating]

And look, nothing went wrong.

I'm still safe.

I'm a little tired, but safe.

[wearily] I think I'll power down now,

just for a minute.

-[digital beeping] -[gasps]

Alert!

Harley Quinn has been spotted

attempting to steal the world championship swimming medal.

Bibi, get ready to head out.

Okay. I got this.

Oops! [yawns] Wrong way.

[grunts]

[Bibi accelerating]

[Bibi powering down]

[Batgirl gasps]

-On your right! -[Batgirl gasps]

[chirring]

[sighs]

BC, I think MOE forgot to charge my bike.

We are totally stopped.

Can you get her home and figure it out?

I'm headed off on foot.

[Batcomputer] Will do, Batgirl. Stay safe.

I can't understand why you didn't charge.

I'm completely confounded.

I'm positively perplexed!

I'm both befuddled and C-fuddled.

[Bibi powering up]

[gasps]

[groans]

Ah, don't worry, Bibi.

MOE will figure out why you didn't recharge.

I'm sure it's nothing.

It's not nothing. It's very something.

I didn't recharge because I wanted to have fun.

I stayed up and played.

I broke a big rule and it was a mistake.

Everyone makes mistakes.

You just need to think of rules a little differently.

Well, I sure know that now.

Rules are there to keep us safe,

so we can have fun.

-Yep. -I'm so relieved!

That I learned my lesson?

No!

That none of this was my fault!

Now, go out there and fight some crime.

[digital beeping]

[Bibi laughs]

Thanks, everyone. Stand clear.

Now that I'm fully charged,

I'm gonna try to beat my 6.3-minute record.

[accelerating]

[Bibi] Oh, yeah! [tires screech]

[Jestah] Whoo-hoo, too!

You're back!

And just in time

for the mama of all super-fun dares!

See that drawbridge opening over there?

Bet you we can make that jump!

Sorry, Jestah. I'm done breaking the rules.

It's just not safe.

[sighs] Well, you were fun while you lasted.

[laughing]

I'm not jumping,

and, Jestah, you shouldn't either.

Rules are made for a reason. [grunts]

Rules are made to be broken!

[laughing]

[gasps]

Jestah, don't!

Whoo! Yeah!

Really?

[sputters, coughs]

[chuckles] Are... Are you okay, Jestah?

Fine.

Considering I just fell into a river.

-[laughs] -[Harley] Where's my ride?

I left it right here!

I remember where I parked it this time and everything!

-[Batgirl grunts] -Huh?

Yes! My bike's back in business!

Deploying Batrope!

I don't think so.

[laughing]

[groans]

Anyone else have an urge for sushi?

Ugh!

I don't think diving is your best event, Harley.

It was a nice entry, but a little too much splash.

Okay, I admit it.

Breaking that rule was not fun.

From now on, there's only one rule

I'm gonna break.

[giggling] No fishing.

Very funny.

[Bibi giggling]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪