Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[Batcomputer] How's your patrol going, Bam?

Has there been any trouble?

Nope. Everything is a-okay.

There's nothing to... Whoa!

Uh-oh. That looks like trouble.

Time for this Batwheel to get serious.

Whoever you are, get ready to face justice.

Boop. Knock it over.

Boop.

Oh. [laughs]

Hey, Kitty, I haven't seen you since we played Bat-ball.

Boop, boop.

How have you been?

Where's Catwoman?

-What are you doing? -Bammy. Yeah!

[chuckles]

It's just Bam!

What do you mean, Bammy?

My name is... Uh, forget it. It's fine.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

You got to play this game with me.

It's called Boop, Knock it over.

This isn't a good game, Kitty.

You're knocking down other people's things,

and that's not very nice.

Oh, okay. Well, then, let's play a different game.

Like Hide and Go Seek.

-Oh. Look over there. -[gasps]

Kitty, I don't see any...

Oh, I get it.

You're hiding.

Come on, Kitty.

I can't play games.

I'm on patrol.

Where are you?

[Kitty laughs]

[sighs]

Kitty, please. Just show yourself.

I don't have all...

Ahhh! Oil!

Ahhh!

[grunts]

I caught you.

Yay!

Oh, thanks, Kitty.

You really saved my bumpers.

I was all like "Zoom!"

Then you were all "Whoa!"

And I was like "Got ya."

It was so much, so much fun.

Bam, are you all right?

Kitty just saved me from falling off an overpass.

She was amazing.

You know, I wonder if she'd want to see

what it's like to be a Batwheel.

She might. But it appears

Kitty's more interested in having fun and playing.

Yeah. Do it. Whoo-hoo. Let's go.

Maybe if she comes on a ride along with me,

-she'll get more serious about things. -[bird squawks]

That's fine, Bam.

But you have your way of doing things, and Kitty has hers.

You shouldn't try to change her.

You're right. But I know she'll love it.

Hey, Kitty, Would you like to come on a ride along with me?

I don't know. Is it fun?

Oh, it's better than fun.

You get to help people,

protect the city and save the day

whenever there's trouble.

Why don't you come see what it's like?

You can help me patrol Gotham.

Okay. Look at me. I'm a Kittywheel.

Yeah.

That's great, Kitty.

But being a Batwheel is serious work.

I can be serious.

See, this is my serious face.

Grrr.

[laughing]

Now let's go protect Gotham City.

Let's go.

Watch out for the Kittywheel.

[Kitty vocalizing]

Meow.

[gasps]

Ah-ha. I got you.

Who'd you catch? Prank? Jestah?

He's stealing hotdogs.

Let's catch him.

[Batmobile laughs]

Um. It's just eating, Kitty.

It didn't do anything wrong,

[pigeon burps]

[Batcomputer] Bam, a boat has broken loose at the docks.

I need you and Kitty to tie it back down.

We're on our way.

Yay.

Let's catch a boat.

Boat, boat, boat, boat!

Okay, Kitty. This is your chance to be a Batwheel.

I'll pull the boat in with my grappling hooks.

And once it gets close to the docks,

you grab it with your tail and...

Kitty? Kitty.

Where'd you go?

I've got a big box.

Look. I'm invisible.

I guess I'll take care of this one on my own.

You can help with the next job.

[grunts]

[laughing]

What's next? What's next?

Who knows?

We'll either hear from Batcomputer

or, if you look carefully,

-you'll find-- -[gasps] What's that?

Kitty, wait.

We're on patrol.

[Kitty] Come on! Come on! Come on!

Ooh. What's that?

This is supposed to be serious.

Yeah. Serious fun.

[Kitty] ♪ Life's a great big Ball of yarn ♪

♪ Dropped right at your feet ♪

♪ Let's go out And kick it around ♪

♪ Down every Gotham's street ♪

[Batmobile] ♪ There's more to life Than fun and games ♪

♪ There's risk at every turn ♪

♪ You can't waste Your day at play ♪

♪ It's high time That you learn ♪

-♪ Life is serious ♪ -♪ Fun ♪

-♪ Life is serious ♪ -♪ Fun ♪

♪ Don't mess about I'm being serious, hun ♪

♪ Life is filled with Gloomy days ♪

[Kitty] ♪ And sunny days, too ♪

[Batmobile] ♪ Villains who make Evil plans ♪

♪ And good guys like you ♪

-♪ Life is serious ♪ -[Kitty] ♪ Fun ♪

-♪ Life is serious ♪ -[Kitty] ♪ Fun ♪

[Batmobile] ♪ Don't mess about I'm being serious, hun ♪

♪ Stop and smell the roses ♪

♪ But know when It's time to run ♪

-♪ Life is serious ♪ -[Kitty] ♪ Fun ♪

Those moth are attacking the light.

I'll save it.

Bam, the Penguin just stole the film

for the big movie premiere.

Movie. Whoo-hoo!

Kitty, come back.

[sighs]

Uh, maybe I should do this one on my own, Kitty.

You can stay here.

But I wanna have fun with you, Bammy.

[sighs]

This isn't playtime.

I need to get serious, if I'm going to stop Penguin.

I thought this was a good idea, but...

I'm sorry, Kitty.

[gasps] What's that?

[reporter] Gotham's in a festive mood here at the premiere

of the big action movie The Grey Ghost Begins.

Wow. I've been waiting all year for this movie.

I heard it has an awesome surprise ending.

Hey, no spoilers.

Don't tell me the ending.

I am not listening.

La la la la la la.

Movie-goers of Gotham.

I, the Penguin, have stolen your precious action movie.

-[gasps] -And now I'm going to project the ending of it

above the city for all to see.

Why, you ask?

Because you didn't invite me to the premier.

So I'm going to spoil

the big surprise ending for everyone.

[Penguin laughing maniacally]

No spoilers.

Someone get that film back.

-Do something. -I can't.

I'm not really the Grey Ghost.

It's just a costume.

I open this pod and put the film in, and...

Roll 'em.

[gasping]

[exclaims]

Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

Nice try.

But I'm afraid bats will be harmed

in the making of this picture.

Whoa!

Always trying to be the center of attention.

Well, word of advice.

Be careful of the bright lights of fame.

Ahh! I can't see.

I can't get near Penguin if he blinds me with those lights.

Good thing you have Kitty with you.

Maybe she can help.

Actually, uh, I kind of told her to stay behind.

All she wanted to do was play.

She wasn't acting like a Batwheel.

Everyone is different, Bam.

Maybe she didn't want to act like a Batwheel.

Maybe she just wanted to be herself.

Well, it's too late now.

The movie's about to start or end or whatever.

The Penguin's gonna spoil the surprise for everyone.

[Kitty] Bammy.

Aw! Kitty.

I like movies.

I'm so glad you're here.

I'm sorry I tried to get you to be serious all the time.

I know you just want to play and that's okay.

Will you play with me, Bammy?

No, I have to... Wait.

Yes.

Yes, I will.

How about a game of

Boop, Knock it over?

Yay!

Ten more seconds

and their big surprise ending will be spoiled.

Hey! Quiet over there.

It's rude to make noise during the movie.

Huh?

Boop. Knock it over.

Boop. Knock it over.

Boop. Knock it over.

[Penguin scoffs]

Whoever that is, stop it.

You're ruining my plan to ruin the movie.

Now, Kitty.

[Kitty] Whoa.

Don't. Don't you dare!

Don't do it!

[all gasp]

What?

Wow.

[Batmobile] You can do it.

[both gasp]

Boop.

Yeah!

[Kitty] Knock it over.

-The movie is saved. -[all cheering]

I can guess the surprise ending anyway.

The Grey Ghost is his father.

No, no, no. The whole movie is really a dream.

I know.

Ike Cicle is really Batman.

What's next, Bammy?

More serious Batwheely stuff?

Nah. Let's just have some Kittywheel fun.

You're it.

Yay!

[Batmobile laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪