Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batwing] "When You're a Jet."

Whoo!

[Batmobile struggles]

[Batwing] Whoo! Ha-ha!

Ooh, that was nice!

[giggles] Did you see that?

You try it, Bam.

I don't think I can do that.

-Whoa! -[Batwing gasps]

Come on.

You promised you'd fly with me.

I know, but I'm not a plane.

I can't do fancy flying like you.

These wings are just for emergencies.

[sighs] You're right.

It's just that

sometimes I wish I had another plane to fly with.

You know, someone to dive and do stunts with and--

Batwing, Batman needs you.

The Riddler has stolen a valuable shipment of gold

and is getting away in his copter.

Be right there, BC.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

[Riddler] Riddle me this, Batman.

Why did the superhero crash his plane?

[Batman grumbles]

Because he had some bad altitude!

[laughs]

Visibility is at zero.

Can't see a thing.

[Riddler laughing]

No choice.

Gonna have to eject--

What?

Green Arrow.

Oh, dear! Looks like you've got some unruly passengers, Batman.

What are you doing here?

Saving your Bat-behind.

I had the situation under control.

Oh, sure you did.

I've got this.

[gasps]

Riddle me this--

Nah, let's not.

I've got a riddle for you instead.

How did the villain escape two crime fighters?

I... I don't...

Trick question.

He didn't.

Wait! No one out-riddles the Riddler!

[beeping]

And nobody messes with my plane.

[Riddler] Aah!

You're grounded, Riddler.

All right, all right.

You got me, all right. I'll come along.

[grunts]

MOE, Green Arrow's plane needs fixing.

Ooh, until then, I'll just pop up to the old manor

and put my feet up for awhile.

[grumbles] Make it quick.

You got it, boss.

I'll have her in ship shape in no time.

Now, where did I put my wrench?

I like what you've done with the place.

Could use a little more natural light,

and a few throw pillows wouldn't hurt.

Maybe paisley? [gasps] Or chintz?

Don't make me regret inviting you.

This plane's a beaut.

[gasps]

Flying with another plane was amazing!

And now it's here in the Batcave!

Oh, if only...

[gasps]

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

You're fixed.

-[gasps] -I know what you're thinking, Batwing.

You want to bring the Arrowplane to life

with a Batmotherboard.

Yes! I've always wanted a jet friend,

and here she is.

Are you sure, Wing?

You have a whole Batcave full of friends.

I know,

but none of them can fly like me.

It would just be so special if...

I'm sure.

[gasps]

Shimmering rainbows...

I'm alive!

[Batwing] Wait! Where are you going?

[Batwing gasps]

Wow!

You're such an awesome flyer.

Like, me awesome.

Hey, can you do this?

Let me try.

Yes! I knew you could do it!

How about some aerial ballet?

[gasps]

No-sparkling-sunshine-way!

You like to dance too?

Whoo! [laughs]

Whoo!

Best moves...

[both] ...ever!

Wing bump?

I'm Batwing, by the way.

I'm the Arrowplane.

But, well, I never really liked that name.

Hmm, how about I just call you...

[gasps] Goldie?

Oh, I like it!

It's all warm and sunshiny.

Like me!

Wanna fly with me some more, Goldie?

Does a unicorn have a horn?

Yes!

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Just you and me We're like no one else ♪

♪ When I'm with you I can be myself ♪

♪ So let's fly together Way up high! ♪

♪ Above the weather We'll paint the sky ♪

♪ See the world below us From up above ♪

♪ There's no one else in Gotham Who can join this club ♪

♪ We're the jet set Jet set ♪

♪ Together We're the Jet Set, oh ♪

♪ We're the jet set Jet set ♪

♪ Together We're the Jet Set, oh ♪

[Batwing] Best day ever!

[Goldie] Wing bump!

BC told us about your new friend.

Everyone, this is Goldie.

Goldie, these are the Batwheels.

Bibi,

Bam,

Redbird...

Another jet, cool!

-[Batwing] ...and Buff. -Hi, Goldie.

Hey! You've always wanted a jet friend!

Best jet friend.

Isn't she the awesomest?

Yeah, we're like two peas in a beautiful, sunshiny pod.

I'm really sorry to have to say this,

but, Batwing,

it's time to say goodbye to Goldie.

Now that she's repaired,

she and Green Arrow are leaving.

-Wait. -[both] What?

Aw, we just met her.

I don't want you to leave yet.

I don't want to go.

Just the thought of it is stressing me out.

And stress is the opposite of shiny rainbows.

It's like black jelly beans for the soul.

Oh! Totally!

Batman and Green Arrow are on their way down.

[both gasp]

If Green Arrow can't find her, she won't have to go.

Please can you help hide Goldie?

[Goldie] You'd be helping best jet friends stay together.

Of course. What do you need?

We just need a place to hide her.

Ooh, I love hide-and-go seek!

[elevator music playing]

[Batwing sighs]

Um, no.

[elevator music continues]

Man, this elevator ride is long.

[Batman grumbles]

Maybe Green Arrow won't notice?

They're almost here!

No! It's too soon!

You're leaving and I'll never see you again!

No! Black jelly beans!

You know, saying goodbye doesn't have to mean forever.

Of course it does! It...

Wait, it doesn't?

[chuckles]

Of course it doesn't.

You and Goldie can visit each other.

That's true.

I could come back and visit you here at the Batcave.

And I can come see you at your place.

Arrow Alley or Green Grove,

or where... Wherever it is you live.

[Goldie laughs] Wing bump?

[Batwing] Whoo! [laughs]

Whoo! I can't wait for our next day of fun.

See you soon, best jet friend.

-Real soon. -[sniffles]

[sighs] I love a happy ending.

[dings]

[Green Arrow] It's really simple.

Instead of this complicated elevator,

you just have a couple poles.

They come down from the study upstairs,

you ride down... Boom!

Batcave!

Hmm, it'll never work.

Well, so long.

Oh, and you're welcome again for saving your Bat-behind.

I think you mean "thanks" for fixing your plane.

Eh. Potato, potahto.

Whoo-hoo!

[Buff] You know, we'll always be here

to play with you, Wing.

Anytime, any game...

Well, as long as it's on the ground.

Thanks. You may not be planes,

but you're pretty awesome.

Another round of ride-and-go-seek?

Yeah! Not it!

All's quiet in Gotham.

Whoa, that's one big bird.

[gasps] What!

Wing, it's me!

Goldie! What are you doing back here?

[gasps] Are we doing more aerial ballet?

Nope. We've got a mission.

-[Batwing gasps] -[duck quacks]

Even better.

[Goldie] Rainbows and unicorns!

[chuckles] I knew we'd be seeing each other soon!

Of course!

We're best jet friends!

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪