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**
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* Reluctantly crouched
at the starting line *
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* Engines pumping
and thumping in time *
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* The green light flashes
the flags go up *
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* Churning and burning
they yearn for the cup *
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* They deftly maneuver
and muscle for rank *
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* Fuel burning fast *
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- If they're not black and blue,
they're not gettin' through.
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* Reckless and wild
They pour through the turns *
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- Time to send in
the clown.
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- Let's clear a path.
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* Driving and striving
as fast as he can *
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* And long ago somebody
left with the cup *
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* But he's driving and striving
and hugging the turns *
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* And thinking of someone
for whom he still burns *
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* He's going the distance *
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* He's going for speed *
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* She's all alone all alone
all alone in her time of need *
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- Line me up.
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* And plotting the course
he's fighting and biting *
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* And riding on his horse
He's going the distance *
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- Fuck, that was cool!
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These cops can't
drive for shit! Ha!
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- Uh, they're still alive!
- I noticed! The gun is jammed.
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- Take the wheel!
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Watch your left. Swerve!
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- Stop backseat driving
and fix that fucking thing.
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- I am!
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Fixed!
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Jell-O, Lawman!
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- Why do you always
say "Jell-O" like that?
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- It means "good-bye."
- What? No, it doesn't.
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It's a dessert, you moron.
- No, it's insider slang.
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A dude said it after
dinner before he--
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Oh, God damn it!
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- Behind!
- Behind!
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- Aw, I always knew you two
would work things out,
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and I love what you've
done with the car.
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- Hey, thanks, man.
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Love what you've done
with your, uh, fire hair.
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- Looks really good.
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- Aw, I'm just trying
something new.
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- Hey, I heard you got
a beef with Stone.
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Beef? I got
a whole butcher shop.
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Stone is mine.
Ta!
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- Bye!
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- Screw you, man!
- Holy shit!
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It's-- I wanna say,
uh, Blue?
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- No, it begins with "S."
It's on the tip of my tongue.
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- Stu! Stu!
- Stu!
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- Haha, that's my guy!
- Oh, my God. Oh, shit!
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Duck, duck, goose!
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Oh!
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- You're welcome!
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- Fuck!
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Come on, baby,
come on, baby.
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Follow me, follow me--
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Oh, no, too close.
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Here's your kiss
from mama, baby!
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- No!
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- Oh, shit!
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- Now's your chance
to skedaddle.
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- We can't leave you
to fight this.
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- The fuck you can't.
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I'm tired of y'all.
You're bogarting my kills.
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Juggernaut to Twister,
we're flying in.
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Amber, you keep
laying down that fire.
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These chickens are
flying the coop.
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- Thanks a lot.
- This next round's on us.
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- Shit. Would someone kill
this fucking truck?
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You got it, sir!
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Amber!
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Where do you
think you're going, Stone?
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You can't hide from me.
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Ice cream?
No, you scream.
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- No! No! Amber!
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- Why'd you do that?
They were on our side!
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There are no sides, Stubert!
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Everybody burns!
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Fuck this shit.
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- Gotcha!
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Okay, Stubie,
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now's your chance
to show me your fangs.
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Pull the trigger,
and put your doggy down.
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Do it!
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- Come on, do it!
- Do it!
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- Come on.
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Come on, Stewie.
You can do this.
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- Holy shit!
- Mike, let's go!
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- You saved my ass!
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- I-I think I skinned
my wang.
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- Oh, don't talk
about your wang, man.
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- I don't want
to look at it, man.
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Stubert!
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- You'll abide
by the law, clown.
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- Harold,
take the wheel.
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- Get off my car!
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- You! Took! Everything!
From! Me!
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- What the fuck?
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Hey! You're dripping
eye blood on the hoo--
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Oh, fuck it.
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- Oh, shit!
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Did I--
Did I kill him?
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- I don't know.
You want to turn around
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and check for a pulse?
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Let's get the hell outta here!
Let's go!
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Get outta here!
Let's go!
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- Holy shit, I think
we're gonna make it.
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- God, I'm so tired of running
from Officer Dick Cheese.
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Hang on.
- Thanks for the warning.
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Whoa!
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- Oh, okay,
we can play chicken.
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Come on, fuckers!
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- Now!
- Now!
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- John?
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John! John!
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Get outta there!
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Well, oh, well.
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It's just you and me again.
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You know, when I was walking
a beat in Topeka,
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I used to see pieces
of trash just like you.
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They'd mock me,
call me names, spit on me,
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just because I was tryin'
to keep the streets safe.
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When the power grid blew,
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all of those same fuckheads
came to my door
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wanting to be protected,
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wanting to be safe,
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but you know what
they really wanted?
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They just wanted
to be kept in line.
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- What's so fuckin' funny?
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- You talk so much.
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All this talk
about rules and laws,
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it's all bullshit.
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You're just a sad,
lonely man,
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and you think
you're in control.
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- I am in control.
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- No.
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You're just the one
holdin' the gun.
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- Any last words?
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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- I'm gonna give you
a tough choice.
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You can die slowly,
or...
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You can die fast.
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You have a good day now,
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motherfucker.
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- Oh! Oh! Oh!
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- Oh, I fucking thought
I lost you again.
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Oh, where's--
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- I'm sorry.
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- Those fuckers
are gonna pay.
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- Hey, Bill, I'm back!
You miss me?
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- Bill got promoted.
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You do not have clearance
to approach.
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- Look, I know you're just
trying to do your job,
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but I have a life-changing
opportunity
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that's going to expire
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if I don't deliver this package
in one minute and 17, 16, 15--
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You see where
I'm going with this?
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- Yeah, that's not my problem.
- Uh, it will be
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if Raven hears her delivery
expired right outside her gate.
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- Holy shit.
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Tell Raven
the Milkman made it.
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- Let's go.
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- Open the gate!
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- You didn't tell me
she was so hot.
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- Someone's had
a busy ten days.
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- And I'm not
the only one.
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Hey, congratulations
on the promotion, Bill!
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She treatin' you well?
Good pay? Good benefits?
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- Just give her
the package, John.
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- Wow. Fuck you, Bill.
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- How do we know she's
actually going to pay up?
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- This is how Milkman
deliveries work.
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Only person who's making it
weird right now is you.
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- Congratulations, John.
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Welcome to New San Francisco.
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- Hey, hey, whoa!
Hold on, man.
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Bill, calm down.
She's with me.
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- John, she's not
allowed to enter.
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- Well, you wouldn't have it
if it wasn't for her.
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- We had a deal, John,
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you and me.
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- And she's with me.
That's all you need to know.
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If she can't go in, fine.
I'm not goin' in either.
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- John, don't do this.
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You wanted this
your whole life, right?
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- Yeah, but--
- Then you need to go.
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- What are you doin'?
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- I'm not gonna be the reason
you don't go inside,
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so you're gonna go in,
and you're gonna be happy.
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You got it?
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Don't, John.
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I mean it.
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Quiet--
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Aah!
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- He needs medical attention.
Get him inside.
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- Go on.
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What? Quiet, no!
Quiet!
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Quiet!
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- Jell-O, John.
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- Stop, now!
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Here. John usually
makes this run,
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but since he's retired...
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- What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?
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- Deliver it.
We need a new Milkman.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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That was for San Diego.
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- Fuck San Diego.
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00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,117
- The Milkman
has stabilized.
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Doc said he'll be fine,
but the girl--
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Couldn't you have
let her in?
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- She complicates things.
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Imagine
what John went through,
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driving halfway
across the country,
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all to deliver...
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this.
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Yeah.
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- What do you think?
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- It's fine.
I ordered pistachio.
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Of course, they fucked up
my order.
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- I meant about John.
- Oh.
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He passed his test,
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and Calypso kept
his end of the bargain.
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Mostly.
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Marshmallow. Blech.
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- So it's time that
we start prepping him
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for his new position?
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Not yet,
let him acclimate,
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get a feel for
the good life inside.
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Then we'll talk
about what comes next.
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**
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- That's a nice dick.
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All right, jerkoff,
it's just me and you.
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Now are we gonna work it
out today, or not.
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Come on!
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Yagh!
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Oh, fuck!
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This--
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Fuck you, fuckin'...
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00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,026
Come on.
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00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,110
Why do you make me
do this to you?
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00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,945
Don't be such
a fuckin' asshole!
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Fuckin' bike.
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00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,580
What?!
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**
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- Good morning, John.
- Hi
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- Hey, what's up, John?
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00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,892
- Hey, John.
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- Good morning, John.
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**
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- Oh my god.
- I'm telling ya.
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00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,914
Look, the weirdest thing
I've ever eaten was an owl.
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00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,040
- No shit?
- Yeah!
254
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,083
- Why?
255
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,501
- I got the midnight
munchies.
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00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,669
You know what
I'm talkin' about!
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00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,171
You're such a badass, John.
258
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,424
Oh, god, you must have,
like, killed so many people.
259
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,553
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
A few, yeah.
260
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,971
- Yeah.
- Mmm.
261
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,890
Yeah.
262
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,810
But, like how many?
263
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,396
- Aw, I mean,
I don't keep count, dude.
264
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,774
- He doesn't keep count!
265
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,235
Okay, like I said,
you're a badass.
266
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,862
Oh! You gotta tell 'em
about the clown!
267
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,239
This is so crazy.
268
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,865
I think he had, like,
bondage stuff, I don't know.
269
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,492
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a lot of leather
270
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,411
and sweat.
- This guy!
271
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,334
- Hi.
272
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,378
- Hi.
273
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,755
- Diane, right?
- Yeah.
274
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,382
Come in.
275
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,843
It's okay.
I won't bite.
276
00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,390
- So, uh, I've never
been set up on
277
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,933
a thing like this before.
- Oh.
278
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,936
- But Chester told me
you're a guard with him.
279
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,605
- You don't remember me?
280
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,607
You do not have clearance
to approach.
281
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,568
- Oh, shit!
Bill's replacement!
282
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,403
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't even recognize you.
283
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,905
- Well, must be the hair.
284
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,616
- I didn't even
see past the gun.
285
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,245
- Let me get you a drink.
286
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,663
Do you like wine?
287
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,874
- Uh, toilet or sink?
288
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,126
- How about red?
289
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,419
Yeah?
290
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,337
- Okay.
- Okay.
291
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,589
Oh, that's the pizza.
292
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,382
Would you mind
grabbing that?
293
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,717
- Sure.
294
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,264
- Hey, got a cheese pizza
for you.
295
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,141
- Wow.
296
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,519
I've never been on
the other side of a delivery.
297
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,396
I'm supposed to
give you something, right?
298
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,523
Here you go.
299
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,108
- Bullets.
300
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,611
- Would you prefer gasoline?
301
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,654
- There is cash
right there, dude.
302
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,536
- I hope that makes
a warm fire for you.
303
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,871
And hey, thanks.
304
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,373
I really appreciate
what you went through
305
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,707
to get this here.
306
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,584
- It's not a big deal, man.
307
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,097
- So this is pizza.
308
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,640
- You've never had pizza?
309
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,810
- Oh, my gosh,
you've never had pizza?!
310
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,186
- No.
311
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,189
- I'm honored to be here
for your first time.
312
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,026
- Thanks.
313
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,492
- Good?
314
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,411
- Uh-huh.
315
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:59,384
**
316
00:20:59,384 --> 00:20:59,551
**
317
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:16,693
**
318
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,529
- I know you're out there.
319
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,948
You don't know
who you're messin' with.
320
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,745
If you're gonna kill me,
do it quick,
321
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,079
you goddamn vulture.
322
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,831
- I'm not a vulture,
you buttmunch.
323
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,666
And I don't
want to kill you.
324
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,545
Your delivery.
I want half.
325
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,921
- I heard of you.
326
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,883
You're the one
who's been robbin' milkmen?
327
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,844
I've scratched my taint
with twigs bigger than you.
328
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,305
You ain't gettin' shit!
329
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,898
- Next one I throw, you'll be
drivin' with your feet.
330
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,233
So, half!
331
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,569
- Fine! It's in the back.
332
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,071
I hope you choke on it!
333
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,116
- It's not for me,
you jag-off.
334
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,618
The insiders have been
runnin' this shit
335
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,078
for far too long.
336
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,121
It's time somebody
shared the wealth.
337
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:25,095
**
338
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,728
- So tell me,
339
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,314
how is John adjusting?
340
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,816
- He's doin' greet.
341
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,526
Uh, we all get along.
342
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,860
I-I mean I think
me and the guys
343
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,195
would be friends with him
whether or not we had to,
344
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,613
right, fellas?
345
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:44,447
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
346
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,281
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,825
- And Diane?
348
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,159
- She-she set him up well.
349
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,245
She's pushing
for a second date.
350
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,788
- Good.
351
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,707
Make sure that happens.
352
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,710
I want John
to be happy.
353
00:22:56,751 --> 00:23:00,547
And because I want it,
you should want that, too.
354
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,632
- John is happy.
355
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,800
I mean, he'll--
he'll be ready to drive
356
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,510
for you
any day now.
357
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,970
- Raven.
358
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,097
Just got word that John Doe's
only two blocks away.
359
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,941
Right? Yeah!
360
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,193
John! You wanna
join us for a beer?
361
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,154
- No thanks, Chester.
362
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,239
I'm leavin'.
363
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,456
- You really wanna leave
364
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,417
after I gave you
everything I promised?
365
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,503
I even heard things
are going swimmingly with Diane.
366
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,756
- How do you know
about Diane?
367
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,299
- It's my job
to know everything.
368
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,346
The only thing I don't know
369
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:52,265
is what else I could
possibly give you.
370
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,435
- Something
you can't give me.
371
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,686
- The girl?
372
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,691
John, you're seriously gonna
give all of this up
373
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:05,028
for some chick you knew
for 10 days?
374
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,404
I've had colds
last longer.
375
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,198
- Her name's Quiet.
376
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,325
- No way
that's her real name.
377
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,912
You do know her real name,
don't you?
378
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:17,665
Also, didn't she shoot you?
- Yeah, that happened.
379
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:21,461
- John, that doesn't
sound healthy.
380
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,963
Okay, look, if that's
really how you feel,
381
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,882
I will escort you
to the gate myself.
382
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:28,343
We just have to make
one quick stop first.
383
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,220
Come on.
384
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:38,019
What the fuck is
wrong with you now?
385
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,813
It finally happened.
386
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,065
I'm talking to a car.
387
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,359
I know something
didn't die in you.
388
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,402
Last time that happened,
389
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,986
you smelled like
burnt baby raccoon.
390
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,988
Thank you, by the way.
That was delicious.
391
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,949
- Maybe something shifted
392
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,868
when I slammed into that
Milkman the other week?
393
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,662
Oh, my God, now I'm fucking
asking the car
394
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,122
a God damn question.
395
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,832
That's great.
That's really great.
396
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,500
That's super healthy.
397
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,964
Why won't you work,
you rusted piece of shit?
398
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:12,429
I'm very sorry.
399
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,597
Um, that was very rude.
400
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:15,765
You did not deserve that.
401
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,142
It's not your fault
that you're rusted.
402
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,768
It's just, we've been
together a month,
403
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,355
and I have no clue
how you work.
404
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,190
Oil goes in your mouth,
and fuel goes up your butt.
405
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:28,194
Everything in the middle
makes no sense.
406
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,741
I guess I just
keep trying pieces
407
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,284
until I find one that--
408
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,368
- You just try
different pieces
409
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,204
'til you find
the one that fits.
410
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,207
- Fits.
411
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,126
You better not be
fuckin' with me.
412
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,843
Aah! Holy shit!
I did it!
413
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,512
I fucking did it!
414
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,264
What the fuck did I do?
415
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,019
- Where are you taking me?
416
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,938
- Here.
- Nice house.
417
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,983
- I'm glad you think so.
It's yours.
418
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,029
You think a residential upgrade
is gonna keep me here?
419
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:14,074
Pass.
- No, John.
420
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,659
This is yours.
421
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,620
This is where you grew up.
422
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,668
- Wait.
423
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,971
I lived here?
424
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:38,973
- You've got mail.
425
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,187
When I first heard
of John Doe the Milkman,
426
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,355
I did a little digging,
427
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,899
and when I learned
that you had roots here,
428
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,943
I dug some more.
429
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,861
I'm sure you'll have
lots of questions,
430
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,614
and if you stay,
you'll get answers.
431
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,537
- I don't know what name
I was born with
432
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:02,956
or who I am really.
433
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:17,929
**
434
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:18,221
**
435
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,701
- Drive!
436
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,668
- It's just like
I promised you.
437
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,504
I brought you home.
438
00:27:51,546 --> 00:28:02,140
**
439
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,851
- This isn't my home.
440
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,728
It's his,
441
00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:10,106
whatever his name is.
442
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,942
This isn't me anymore.
443
00:28:12,984 --> 00:28:15,362
I found my home
out there with Quiet.
444
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,407
- Hmm.
445
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,201
Wow, I never took you
for such a romantic,
446
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,370
but if that's
your decision...
447
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,663
This isn't normally
how I like to do things,
448
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:29,709
but, hey, I'm flexible.
449
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,378
I have a job for you.
450
00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,713
- I'm not gonna be
your Milkman.
451
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,839
- Milkman?
452
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,968
No, those days
for you are long gone,
453
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,929
but you're still a driver.
454
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,430
Best I've ever seen.
455
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,392
You proved that to me when
you made my little run.
456
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,477
See, you passed
the test, John,
457
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:51,523
and now I need your skills.
458
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,067
There's gonna be
a tournament,
459
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,152
the first of its kind
460
00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:58,780
where the best drivers
from all across the country,
461
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:03,660
from all walks of life,
are gonna be invited to compete.
462
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:07,372
See, the tournament
only has one rule:
463
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,916
Survive.
464
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:14,170
And you better believe who
you face won't play fair.
465
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:17,007
This is where
you come in, John.
466
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:21,052
You are my horse,
and I need you to win,
467
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:24,723
because Calypso is offering
quite a prize.
468
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,392
The winner gets
their heart's desire,
469
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:30,228
their greatest wish
come true.
470
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:32,480
You're gonna
help me win, John,
471
00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:35,025
and you're gonna do it
by getting behind the wheel
472
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:36,860
and turning every
car and contestant
473
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,194
that crosses your path
474
00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:41,406
into nothing but a flaming pile
of twisted metal.
475
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,576
You will drive, John Doe,
476
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,703
and you will win.
477
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:56,129
- Okay.
478
00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:58,798
Where to next?
479
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:17,359
**
480
00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,989
- Hey, girl.
481
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,867
I've been dying
to talk to you.
482
00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:28,161
I heard you know
my brother.
483
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,748
He goes by John.
484
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:46,554
**
485
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:20,171
- I told you we'd find it,
and we did.
486
00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,549
Shangri-fuckin'-la.
487
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,010
- We got everything we need:
488
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:29,848
Ladies, liquor,
and long dogs.
489
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,099
This is Strawberry.
490
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:34,019
She's a doctor
and a lawyer.
491
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,353
I met her in a strip club.
492
00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:37,147
- Okay. Okay.
This is Cleopatra.
493
00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,482
She, uh, specializes
in French cuisine.
494
00:31:39,524 --> 00:31:40,900
- Ooh-la-la.
- She, uh,
495
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,485
is also a stripper.
496
00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:43,570
I'm thinkin' about
takin' a swim.
497
00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:44,779
What do you guys think?
498
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:46,239
- No, she'll sink
right to the bottom.
499
00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,282
I've tried before.
500
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,241
Good evening.
501
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,577
Holy shit!
502
00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:53,663
- Actually,
I have a better idea.
503
00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:09,304
- Oh, no! Mike! Aah!
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