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♪ Oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh, who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close in victory
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at
the walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at
the walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ I am the warrior!
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It's done.
Knuckles is headed your way.
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We're in position.
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He's almost at the penthouse.
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As soon as you have him,
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you send my mom and my sister
down to me, and please...
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just don't hurt him.
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No promises.
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What the...
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What is that?
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Peekaboo.
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Oh, shoot and darn it.
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I forgot to tell
you guys one thing.
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Knuckles has been
listening the whole time.
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You messed with
the wrong warrior.
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Big mistake. Huge.
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♪ Oh, don't give us none
of your aggravation ♪
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♪ We had it with
your discipline ♪
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♪ Saturday night's
alright for fighting ♪
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♪ Get a little action in
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♪ Get about as oiled
as a diesel train ♪
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♪ Gonna set
this dance alight ♪
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♪ 'Cause Saturday night's
the night I like ♪
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♪ Saturday night's alright,
alright, alright ♪
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Oh man...
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♪ Ooh...
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Stop hitting yourself!
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Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
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Wade! How did you get here?
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I snuck in the back stairs,
then, using my cat-like reflexes
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and natural ability
to be overlooked,
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I was able
to get in the room.
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Besides, they were more
focused on Knuckles anyway.
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I'm here to rescue you guys!
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- Oh, thank God.
We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.
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I'm gonna get us
outta here on my own.
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Wanda, please don't
start that again.
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- Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!
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I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,
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Tom gave me a master key!
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Wade, you saved us!
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- What are you doing?
- No. Wade, stop.
Stop touching me!
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- Stop! No--
- Stop moving your hands! If you
stop moving your hands, then I--
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- I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?!
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I'm doing an FBI thing
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where I slip my own hands
out of these handcuffs
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by dislocating my thumb.
Here I go.
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- Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!
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It'll be way less painful
and quicker!
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I'm almost there. Ow!
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- You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!
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Let your brother
rescue you!
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This isn't over yet...
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No! I'm not letting Wade
rescue me! No freaking way!
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Ah, Knuckles!
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Let's do this.
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This ends now.
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Okay. Fine.
Fine, you win.
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- Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.
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Not this time.
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Aaaah!
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- Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!
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No, I can't get sucked
into that thing! Help me!
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This ain't good.
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Dude!
That was awesome!
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I can't believe the plan worked.
We did it!
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Wade Whipple,
you must hurry.
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Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!
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The tournament?
You mean--
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Yes. Your greatest victory
still awaits.
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This is your last chance
to face your ultimate foe!
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The schmuck known
as your father,
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in a ritual trial by combat on
your own personal battleground!
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I'd like five minutes alone
with him in a trial by combat.
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The time has come for you
to prove your worth
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as a champion,
and a warrior.
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You know what?
You're right. This is it.
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This is finally my chance
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- to--
- Got i!
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I got it!
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- Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.
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Impressive battle wound,
Wanda Whipple.
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Thanks, Knucks.
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We are here
at the final round
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of the Bowling Tournament
of Champions
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in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,
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"Las Vegas for losers."
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Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,
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where they bowl on
the wrong side of the lane.
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I'm talking about the team
led by 27-time winner
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and legend of the lanes,
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Pistol... Pete... Whipple!
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- Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.
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I mean, this guy
is all confidence.
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This crowd is goin' nuts
for Pistol Pete.
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Are you ready for a show?
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- Jordan. Gretzky.
- Yes.
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Brady. These are
the names you think of
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when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.
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And with a win today,
I would argue
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that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up there
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on the Mount Rushmore
of bowling as well.
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Next time she needs
an after-school activity,
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we're doing piano lessons.
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And in the challenger's
corner,
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we have
a young upstart team
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looking to have their first
taste of championship glory.
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It's fronted by a small-town
Montana sheriff's deputy,
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who also happens to be...
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- Pistol Pete's long-lost son!
- What?
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- Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good
father-son story.
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Rumor has it
that Pistol Pete
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abandoned his son
at a local TJ Maxx,
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choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.
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I wanna say,
regardless of how you feel
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- about childhood abandonment,
and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.
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...the deals at TJ Maxx
cannot be beat.
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No, I wish my dad
left me at a TJ Maxx.
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But, you know what?
Let's settle this score
once and for all
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and bring out
our challenger,
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Mr. Wade Whipple...
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Yes!
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- Yes, Wade!
Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!
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Get ready!
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Sorry, where is he?
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- Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...
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I gave him the--
Mr. Wade Whipple!
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- Just like that scene
in The Sound of Music...
- L-Let me do it again.
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Maybe he didn't hear it.
Let me hear it. Uh...
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Let's settle the score once
and for all and bring out
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Wade Whipple!
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Wade? Wade Whipple.
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- Oh, man.
- Wade Whipple?
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I-I don't have him.
I don't have eyes on him.
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Okay, well, I-- What do
you mean stretch it out?
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- I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time.
You know what?
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L-L-Let's do some
of the fun facts.
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Oh. Oh, what a pity.
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It appears my opponent...
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is officially a no-show.
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Which means, once again, I...
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am the winner!
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Put... that trophy... down.
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Dad.
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- Wow... Okay.
- Wow... Lotta drama.
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Oh! There he is.
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Surprised to see me?
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Can't say that I am.
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You never were the sharpest
thorn in the briar patch.
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I don't have any idea
what that means,
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but I'm sure
it's insulting.
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If I wanted to
insult you, dear boy,
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I'd tell you you are
in over your head,
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out of your league,
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and 10 pins away
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from the most humiliating
defeat of your life.
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- Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
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I heard that one!
In front of everybody!
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And if I was
to insult you,
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I'd say your game's
gotten weak,
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your costume
smells funky,
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and, quite frankly,
your accent sounds fake.
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- Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?
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Oh! Should we be
allowed to hear this?
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- I think not.
- Should we be--
I mean, this is private!
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I'm going to give you
one last chance, Wade,
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to do what I did
all those years ago
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and just... walk... away.
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Because there's no way
you can win, dear boy.
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You see all these
lovely people?
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Every single one of them
is here
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because they love me.
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And they have absolutely
no bloody idea
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who the hell you are!
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Oh yeah, old man?
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They will.
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- Wow!
- Whoa!
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Those are some
athletic-looking thighs!
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I mean,
but get them in the sun.
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I don't think I'm supposed
to be looking at that.
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Let's roll.
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Yes, Wade!
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Wade, put your pants
back on, dude.
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It'll be cooler.
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Wade Whipple!
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- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
Wade Whipple!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!
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It's Whipple versus Whipple
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as the Tournament
of Champions finals
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are officially underway.
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Can't wait.
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- Oh!
Right out of the gate!
- Wow.
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Here we go.
This is some great bowling action.
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Yeah.
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That's how it's done.
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete...
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Man, your dad's a real
turd bucket, huh?
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Yeah, I've recently
come to realize that.
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Ahhhhh...
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Better keep up, dear boy.
That is, unless,
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you're ready to
wave the white flag
and surrender.
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I'm Wade Whipple.
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Lieutenant Deputy of
the smallest town in Montana.
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I don't know the meaning
of the word "surrender."
Water bottle.
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I have not yet begun to ball.
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Yes! Yes!
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Wade not backing down at all!
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- Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.
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Look, I'm not a doctor,
but technically,
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- they share the same blood...
- Can I get a beer, please?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hm...
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This truly is
a strange little planet.
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Can I get you anything, honey?
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Yes. Bring me your
largest challah bread.
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Bam!
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Yes!
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Ha, yes!
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Woo!
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Uh-oh!
250
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,637
Pistol Pete looking
a little worried over there.
251
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,727
- Oh, yeah,
he looks intimidated.
- You know, I think he's, uh,
252
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,816
got a little bit tougher
competitor than he thought.
253
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,383
Gettin' nervous yet,
old timer?
254
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,342
Nervous?
Don't be ridiculous.
255
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,303
Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
And whatever happens,
256
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,435
- I'm proud of you!
- Wade!
257
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,264
Please! Please
don't choke today!
258
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,832
- Just please don't do it!
- Do great! Okay?
259
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,442
Okay!
260
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,500
Hm... That sounds troubling.
261
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,742
Knuckles the Echidna.
262
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:48,050
It's an honor
to meet you at last.
263
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,073
I thought you'd give me
more of a fight.
264
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,297
This is it.
265
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:21,779
It's all going to come down
to this final frame.
266
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,657
You got this, Pete.
267
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,111
Oh...
268
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,611
- Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.
269
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,831
That miss gives Wade a chance.
270
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,792
If he can get a strike here,
he could win the tournament.
271
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,796
You should pick up
this spare, no problem.
272
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,841
Wow!
273
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,235
- Those are fightin' words
right there.
- Sick dig!
274
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,324
Someone's about
to get slapped!
275
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,632
Great use of the term
"sick dig," by the way.
276
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,207
Unflappable.
277
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,171
This is so dramatic.
278
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,042
Because as it
comes down to this,
279
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,001
if Wade Whipple
bowls another strike,
280
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,916
he'll be on his way
to a perfect game
281
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,788
and a tournament
championship.
282
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:01,052
Not to mention
an emotional victory
283
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,011
over the man who left him
284
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,449
a fatherless,
stunted,
285
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,712
utter shell
of a human being.
286
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,149
- Okay...
- And the question is,
287
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:14,457
does Wade have the strength
to finish this fight?
288
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,069
Well, do you, dear boy?
289
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,332
Are you strong enough
290
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,551
to strike down
your own father in battle?
291
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,251
To do whatever
it takes to claim
292
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,295
that championship trophy?
293
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,039
Or are you just another
schmuck with a nickname?
294
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,390
Wade the Warrior?
295
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,874
Oh, I know
I'm strong enough, Dad.
296
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,181
Really?
297
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,312
Because all my life,
298
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,096
I've learned
from great warriors.
299
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,795
- Hm.
- I learned from a mother
300
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,971
who never stopped fighting
for her family.
301
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,800
I learned from her sister, who's
honestly a little bit annoying,
302
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,106
but amazingly fearless
and headstrong.
303
00:19:56,891 --> 00:20:00,111
But most of all, I learned
from the greatest warrior
304
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,026
in the entire galaxy,
305
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,377
who taught me that
real warriors wouldn't exist
306
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,335
if not for those
who came before them,
307
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,208
showed them the way,
and never stopped fighting,
308
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,079
no matter how hard
the battle became.
309
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,517
That's why I never would've
found my greatest strength,
310
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,823
my true power,
311
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,869
without my friend,
Knuckles the Echidna.
312
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,829
Now, Dylan, normally it
doesn't take this long
313
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:25,006
- for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.
314
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,096
It seems as though
he is monologuing.
315
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,099
That's highly
unorthodox.
316
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,622
Nice speech.
317
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,364
But you left out
one small detail.
318
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:39,063
You're a loser, Wade.
319
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,978
You always have been,
320
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:44,243
and you always will be.
321
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,343
Well, would a loser do this?
322
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,689
Yes!
323
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,739
- Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!
324
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,828
Oh, my God, I did it!
325
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:51,745
I won!
I'm a champion!
326
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,792
Whoa! Duck!
327
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,665
- Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!
328
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,188
Get your people to safety
329
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,843
before they--
330
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:18,989
- Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!
331
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,560
- Knuckles?
- Wade!
332
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:26,214
Stay back!
333
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,608
Okay, the stakes have
been raised considerably.
334
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:32,655
Don't worry, Echidna.
This'll all be over soon.
335
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,265
All I need is...
336
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,703
every ounce of your power.
337
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,969
Knuckles!
338
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,713
What are you doing to him?!
339
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:55,112
Your power is mine, echidna.
340
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,944
Your only purpose now...
341
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,511
is to die!
342
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,691
Knuckles! Buddy!
343
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,650
What did he do to you?
344
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,827
You caused me a lotta trouble.
345
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,133
Now I'm gonna make you pay.
346
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,358
You think you're so tough,
347
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:26,753
hiding behind that metal onesie
you're wearing?
348
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:29,495
I'm not scared of you.
Come and get me!
349
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,325
Okay, I was bluffing.
350
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,637
Hm?
351
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,030
Whoa!
352
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:46,903
Somebody call for backup?
353
00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,994
We thought
you could use a hand.
354
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,476
God, that was a good line.
355
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,352
Alright, Wade.
Let's do this.
356
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,532
Let's roll.
357
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:16,019
Knuckles, I hope
you can hear this.
358
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:19,675
You taught me how to stand up
for myself and fight!
359
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,941
And we're stronger
than ever now...
360
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,074
because we fight together!
361
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,121
A warrior's true strength
comes from their heart.
362
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:38,912
And your heart
has never been bigger!
363
00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,307
You fight to honor
your family!
364
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:49,705
You fight to protect
your friends!
365
00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:55,755
And now, you have
something new to fight for.
366
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,237
A home!
367
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:13,163
Looks like you're
all out of balls!
368
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:21,998
This is my home!
369
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:32,443
No! No!
370
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,924
My power!
371
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,020
The Flames of Disaster!
372
00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,154
Come on!
373
00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:02,822
Finish him, Knucks!
374
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,053
Victory is ours.
375
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:26,976
Wow. Well,
there you have it, folks.
376
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,413
This proves what I've
been saying all along.
377
00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:31,198
Absolutely
anything can happen
378
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:33,809
in the National
Bowling Championships.
379
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,681
You know, Gary,
I looked it up,
380
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:38,161
and actually,
this has happened before.
381
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,424
There was a visit
by an extraterrestrial
382
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,992
in the 1974 tourney,
383
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:45,821
- but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,
384
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,955
but I'm gonna tell you,
this time was a lot more fun.
385
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,174
- What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!
386
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:54,003
Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.
387
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,313
Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!
388
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,924
- Shut your gob hole, you little brat!
- - Oh no!
389
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,144
Pistol Pete is
stealing the trophy,
390
00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:05,580
and he lost the tourney!
391
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,538
I don't know what the rule book
says about this, Gary.
392
00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:09,889
Oh, no, you don't.
393
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:13,327
Take your hands off
my son's trophy, you schmuck!
394
00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:21,117
Mom, that was awesome!
395
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,076
Ever think about
joining the FBI?
396
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,599
Well, if it means
I can spend more time
397
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,645
with my daughter,
I'd love to.
398
00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:34,348
You did it, Wade Whipple!
You won!
399
00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,045
Buddy, we did it.
400
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,399
♪ Ooh
401
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,707
♪ Uh
402
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,317
♪ Hey, hey
403
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,366
♪ Alright, yeah
404
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:54,803
♪ Oh, what a man,
what a man, what a man ♪
405
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,239
♪ What a mighty good man
406
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:59,590
♪ He's a mighty mighty
good man, yeah ♪
407
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:03,464
♪ Yahoo!
408
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,728
♪ Ooh, now break it down
409
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:09,426
Hey, Knuckles!
410
00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:12,473
How about some
new road trip music?
411
00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:16,259
I call this mix "Knuckles
and Wade Warrior Jammerz."
412
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,916
What is this amazing song?
413
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,484
- ♪ Oh...
- Could this be...
414
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,487
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh
- Yes!
415
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,358
This is...
416
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,621
my jam!
417
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,667
♪ Stereo jungle child
418
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:36,671
♪ Love is the kill,
your heart's still wild ♪
419
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:39,413
♪ Shooting at
the walls of heartache ♪
420
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:40,849
♪ Bang bang
421
00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:43,460
♪ I am the warrior
422
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,987
♪ Well, I am the warrior
423
00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:51,207
♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
424
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,166
♪ If you survive
425
00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,430
♪ The warrior...
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