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{\an8}♪ Good morning, good morning! ♪
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{\an8}Whoa! Thanks, Eric!
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Morning, Wade!
- Love the new wheels, pal!
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The north's nothing
but sunshine and blue skies.
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{\an8}Everything is green.
Everything is in bloom.
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- It's a beautiful morning--
morning-- morning-- morning--
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♪ To you! ♪
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{\an8}♪ When the band began to play,
the stars were shining bright ♪
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♪ Now, the milkman's
on his way ♪
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♪ It's too late to say
good night ♪
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- ♪ So, good morning,
good morning ♪
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♪ Sunbeams will soon
shine through ♪
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♪ Good morning,
good morning to you ♪
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♪ And you and you and you,
good morning ♪
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I think today is gonna be
a beautiful day.
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Hm?
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Hah!
- Knuckles!
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- Knuckles, help me!
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- You gonna rescue him?
- No.
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Yeah, I wouldn't either.
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- Do something! Mr. Jorgensen!
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In order to become
a true warrior,
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he must learn
to rescue himself.
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Ah! Knuckles!
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- Wade is going to be just fine.
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No, I'm not!
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close
in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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Are you shocked to see me?
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- What?
- You will be.
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- Ha!
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Yeah!
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You feeling this?
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Ah, that's a good chap.
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- You're through the worst.
Really?
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Feels like I'm in the middle
of the worst right now.
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Whatever "it" is.
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Let me tell you the first rule
of bounty hunting.
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- Know your target like
he's your former best friend.
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And in this case...
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Captured!
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- ...he is.
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The treasures one finds
on Facebook Marketplace.
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The guy I bought it from
was a total weirdo, though.
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Jack, please
don't do this to me.
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I believe I already have.
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Do you even know why
there's a price on my head?
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Do you even care?
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When did you become
so heartless?
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The second rule
of bounty hunting.
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Never let things get personal.
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You're my best friend!
This is very personal!
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You're right, Wade.
I should level with you.
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I'm in dire financial straits.
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Due to my lawsuit
against an unnamed
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rainforest-themed
restaurant franchise,
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I don't have two pennies
to my name.
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I told you, the robotic birds
in that restaurant
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make the same joke
no matter who walks in.
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- They were personal attacks!
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Okay! Whatever!
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Never mind.
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Turning you in equals
turning my life around.
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But if it helps,
I'm truly sorry.
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- Yeah, that does actually help.
Thank you.
- Terrific.
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Jack, think about it.
How did we get here--
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Do not touch bars.
Simple.
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I trapped you, lured you,
and cleverly snared you.
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I was hoping for a little bit
more of a fight, to be honest.
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I mean, as friends.
How did we get here?
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First Reno and the Renegades,
now this stupid bounty.
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Did you ever value
our friendship at all?
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We had a good run,
but you and I are like...
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the frog carrying the scorpion
across the river.
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Oh, my God.
Not with this story,
it goes on forever.
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You allow me
to ride on your back,
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despite knowing I cannot resist
my nature to sting you.
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Even if it means
we both drown.
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Except,
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I'm also a scorpion
who knows how to swim.
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An exquisite scorpion
with beautiful hair
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and a way with the ladies.
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Alright, let's get
this show on the road!
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- Jack... Jack.
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Do not touch bars.
- Ouch!
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[laughing] Woo-hoo!
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Sorry about that, gang.
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One quick drop-off,
then it's Reno, baby. Woo!
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- Karaoke time.
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You ready, Susie's dad?
Whose name I can't remember.
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For the third time,
it's Bill!
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I don't care.
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♪ Do you believe
in Heaven above? ♪
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♪ Do you believe in love? ♪
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- Take it, Susie's dad!
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You didn't tell me
you were gonna throw it.
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Do not touch bars.
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Come on, buddy.
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If you're waiting for me
to be at my all-time lowest,
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I am there right now,
so come and save me.
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Come get me.
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Whenever you...
feel like it--
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- Knuckles, help me!
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♪ Send me an angel ♪
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Louder, Susie's mom!
- Okay!
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♪ Send me an angel ♪
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Kick it!
- ♪ Right now ♪
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- Oh, come on, dude.
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Jack, if this is a prank call,
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I am really not in the mood
for it right now.
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Listen to me, Wade.
Time is of the essence.
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Knuckles! You have to
bust me outta here.
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You must
bust yourself out, Wade.
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By learning where
a warrior's true strength lies.
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Okay, I understand
what you're trying to do--
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You will travel to
our ancestral lands,
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- the Great Battleground
in the Sky.
- Fine.
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Now, clear your mind
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- and slip into
a deep meditative state.
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I think it's working.
I'm ascending.
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Let's put some wattage
in this cottage!
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I'm ascending to--
Electrocute!
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Do not touch bars.
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- Where am I?
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down.
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Here, let me make
you more comfortable.
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Whoa.
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Let's try again.
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky!
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky is...
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- a bowling alley?
- Well, for you it is.
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For most people, this place
has more of a Florida feel,
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with all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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But this is your battleground.
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Okay. Who are you?
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My name's Pachacamac.
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- Wait. Knuckles
told me about you!
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You're the legendary leader
of the Echidna tribe!
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In the flesh, baby!
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Well, it's an honor
to meet you, Chief, um...
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- Pachacamac.
- Yeah. Chief... Pamachacaw.
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Pachacamac.
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Parmesan.
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- Pa.
- Peh.
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- Cha.
- Jor.
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- Ca.
- Mar.
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- Mac.
- Za.
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You know what?
Mac's fine.
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Okay. If that's...
easier for you.
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I certainly have no problem
with the correct pronunciation.
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- Yeah, right.
- Wait, things are
starting to make
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some obviously clear
and logical sense.
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Knuckles must've sent me here
because this is my next lesson.
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Hold on. Are you gonna
teach me something amazing
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and essential to
my real-life predicament?
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I'm not just going to
teach it to you, Wade.
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I'm going to have it
sung to you
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as part of
a low-budget rock opera.
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Now, please open your mouth.
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Um, I'm not really comfortable
with that.
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- Just do it, man. Rainbow!
- I'm actu--
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Wait.
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I'm not in the show, am I?
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Prepare yourself, Wade,
because if you want to learn
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where Knuckles'
true strength lies,
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- you must see this quest...
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...through his eyes.
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You must become him.
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This is going to be awesome.
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Wait.
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I'm Knuckles?
I mean...
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I'm Knuckles!
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Hey, Wade, don't make this
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weirder than it already is.
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Got it! Good note!
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♪ On a glorious quest, quest ♪
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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- ♪ For glory ♪
- Uh, what?
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♪ What with his hands of stone
and knees that never buckle ♪
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♪ Come and witness the tale ♪
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♪ Of the warrior Knuckles,
yeah! ♪
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Uh, what is Jack Sinclair
doing here?
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Clearly, you two have
unfinished business.
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Ah, yeah, no, fair point.
He does have me locked up
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in a giant cage right now.
Uh, proceed!
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♪ And now,
we begin our quest ♪
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♪ When our hero
was only a lad ♪
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♪ He was trained by
the greatest, his dad ♪
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♪ Had the technique and
also the guts, guts, guts ♪
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♪ He prepared to kick
multiple butts, butts, butts ♪
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♪ But the giant owls,
they did come ♪
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♪ They had one mission,
to kill everyone ♪
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♪ Knuckles and Dad
didn't know what to do ♪
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♪ Yes, they were doomed! ♪
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♪ The owls, they clawed
and they kicked ♪
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♪ They hooted
and flew into fits ♪
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♪ They set fire to the town
and burned it to the ground ♪
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♪ I'm so freaking upset,
I can't sing about it ♪
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Father, you can't leave me.
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I won't, son. I never--
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No!
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♪ Some things can't be fixed,
even with big gloves ♪
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♪ Saddest story that
you ever heard of ♪
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- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No, we're doing something.
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- I really gotta go.
- Tough.
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♪ Now, Knuckles
was sad and alone ♪
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♪ Without a father
and without a home ♪
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♪ Giant owls killed his dad ♪
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♪ So off on his own,
he just needed the power ♪
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♪ I will find the Flames
of Disaster... ♪
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Michael Bolton, everyone!
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♪ A glorious quest for glory ♪
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♪ I need to find
the Flames of Disaster ♪
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♪ A glorious quest for glory ♪
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♪ But the power was
no simple task ♪
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♪ Too many obstacles
lay in his path ♪
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♪ Stinking to high heaven,
needing a bath ♪
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♪ That's when he saw the demon
made of fire and ash ♪
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♪ Who said ♪
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♪ I'm gonna burn you alive
till you're crisp ♪
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♪ Then boil your bones
and eat you like a fish ♪
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♪ Then I might hit
Facebook Marketplace up ♪
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♪ Might be some deals on
some freaking cool stuff ♪
252
00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:23,539
♪ But our hero went
back to the start ♪
253
00:13:23,539 --> 00:13:26,408
♪ Saw that the strength
was deep inside his ♪
254
00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:28,410
- ♪ Heart! ♪
255
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:32,114
My fists!
The secret is in my fists!
256
00:13:32,114 --> 00:13:34,450
That's right.
That makes a lot of sense.
257
00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:36,251
Thanks, everybody!
Got it.
258
00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:37,820
- Could've been an email!
259
00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,356
What? No!
260
00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:43,192
Hey, wait!
That's not the right lesson!
261
00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,693
I got it from here!
262
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,863
- I know exactly what to do!
263
00:13:48,263 --> 00:13:51,266
Of course.
264
00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:59,308
Time to unleash the source
of my true power.
265
00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:01,143
My fists.
266
00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:09,451
Why did I think that
would be a good idea?!
267
00:14:09,451 --> 00:14:12,788
Seriously,
do not touch bars.
268
00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:17,092
{\an8}Oh, I shoulda listened
to the rest of the story.
269
00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:20,095
{\an8}Take me back,
Chief Macamacachalkadoo.
270
00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:27,102
Well, well, well,
look who's back.
271
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:28,804
You gonna let us finish now?
272
00:14:28,804 --> 00:14:31,006
Yes, sir. I apologize.
273
00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:32,574
Great.
274
00:14:35,511 --> 00:14:37,846
♪ Yahoo ♪
275
00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:40,182
♪ Hoo... ♪
276
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,684
♪ Yow! ♪
277
00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:44,787
♪ Are you ready?
Let's go ♪
278
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,327
Okay! Okay! Thank you!
279
00:14:52,327 --> 00:14:55,197
♪ But the demon
was not impressed ♪
280
00:14:55,197 --> 00:14:58,934
♪ By the puny
red guy before him ♪
281
00:14:58,934 --> 00:15:01,336
♪ He looked down
and rolled his eyes ♪
282
00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:04,773
♪ And then without
any warning ♪
283
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,309
- ♪ Oh, my God ♪
284
00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:09,111
♪ He used magic and lava ♪
285
00:15:09,111 --> 00:15:11,880
♪ And before
you even knew it ♪
286
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:15,684
♪ Knuckles was defeated,
his mission uncompleted ♪
287
00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:18,721
♪ He totally
freaking blew it ♪
288
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:22,157
♪ Oh, my God,
broken and vanquished ♪
289
00:15:22,157 --> 00:15:24,493
♪ Our hero
lay on the ground ♪
290
00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:26,295
♪ And the demon
screamed out ♪
291
00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:27,963
♪ You're going down ♪
292
00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:29,698
♪ Unskilled, untrained ♪
293
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:31,300
♪ So unworthy ♪
294
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,335
♪ Unskilled, untrained ♪
295
00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:34,903
♪ So unworthy ♪
296
00:15:34,903 --> 00:15:37,005
♪ Unskilled, untrained ♪
297
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:40,876
♪ So unworthy, you suck ♪
298
00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:43,378
♪ You freaking suck ♪
299
00:15:43,378 --> 00:15:45,314
And now, I'm afraid
300
00:15:45,314 --> 00:15:48,217
this is the end
of your story.
301
00:15:52,955 --> 00:15:56,425
♪ Is it too late to find out
where my strength lies? ♪
302
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:59,528
♪ I didn't feel it in my bones
when I flew high ♪
303
00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:03,532
- ♪ It wasn't in the lightning
coursing off of my skin ♪
304
00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:05,701
♪ Could a warrior's
true strength ♪
305
00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:09,204
- ♪ Come from within? ♪
306
00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:13,242
♪ And just when everyone
counted him out ♪
307
00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:17,212
♪ Knuckles rose up
with a furious shout ♪
308
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,114
♪ Take heed, demon ♪
309
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:20,949
♪ We've entered
our final fight ♪
310
00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:24,186
♪ Now prepare for
my glorious might ♪
311
00:16:24,186 --> 00:16:28,023
♪ You fool! Only I can
be the power's master ♪
312
00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:31,360
♪ No, you're wrong
'cause now I wield ♪
313
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,930
♪ The Flames of Disaster! ♪
314
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:38,367
♪ It wasn't even close
when our boy got going ♪
315
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:42,204
♪ A royal beatdown
with flame fists a-glowing ♪
316
00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:45,474
♪ I've had this power
right from the start ♪
317
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:48,644
♪ But now, I know
the true strength lies ♪
318
00:16:48,644 --> 00:16:52,581
♪ In a warrior's heart! ♪
319
00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:00,055
Ow.
320
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,395
- Oh...
321
00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:09,832
- Oh, my back, too.
322
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:12,768
How the devil
did you get out?
323
00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:15,337
I should've
reinforced the cage!
324
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:19,708
- With my true strength.
325
00:17:20,509 --> 00:17:21,510
Nothing?
326
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,579
Jack Sinclair,
327
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:25,781
I challenge you to a duel.
328
00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:29,151
For my freedom, my honor,
329
00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:31,186
and that sweet
leather jacket!
330
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,456
Finally,
the day gets interesting.
331
00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:37,793
A duel it is.
332
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:42,664
Spry.
333
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:49,438
These blades were forged
by Hattori Hanzo himself.
334
00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:52,507
The sharpest,
strongest blades on Earth.
335
00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:53,775
Great!
336
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,143
Hiya!
337
00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:02,384
Oh, boy.
338
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:04,620
Wade!
339
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:12,461
Kufafanua wakati!
340
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:21,870
I suggest you find a ride.
341
00:18:22,471 --> 00:18:23,805
What?!
342
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,477
I said I suggest
you find a ride!
343
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,814
Still didn't hear it.
344
00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:34,216
What?
345
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:36,551
- What?
I can't hear you.
346
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,053
I'm sorry, I'm not
hearing you all that well!
347
00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:40,589
- I can hear part of it,
but not all of it.
- What?!
348
00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:42,691
You need a vehicle!
349
00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:44,726
In order to fight me.
350
00:18:44,726 --> 00:18:46,828
Oh, okay!
351
00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:48,130
Got it!
352
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,503
- Hey.
353
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:57,773
How you guys doing?
That is...
354
00:18:57,773 --> 00:19:00,008
one cool bike.
Caught my eye.
355
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,677
You think I could
borrow it for a few seconds?
356
00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:03,779
- Sure. No problem.
- Thanks.
357
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:05,247
For 10 G's!
358
00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:09,551
Look, here's four bucks.
I'm a deputy lieutenant sheriff.
359
00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:11,019
I would never do
this ordinarily,
360
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,220
but I am commandeering
this vehicle.
361
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,522
Hey!
362
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:23,598
Alright, Wade.
You can do this.
363
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,901
Just trust your true
inner strength.
364
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,436
You're gonna die, idiot!
365
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:29,071
That's not cool!
You don't know!
366
00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,611
- Woohoo!
367
00:19:52,661 --> 00:19:53,929
Ah!
368
00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:56,064
Yah!
369
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,899
Woohah!
370
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,032
Looking for this?
371
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:33,635
My locks.
M-My beautiful locks.
372
00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:34,970
What have you done to me?
373
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,472
You're lucky I didn't do
a whole lot more.
374
00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:40,442
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Barnes!
375
00:20:40,442 --> 00:20:41,710
You know,
I'm sorry things got
376
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,011
a little bit outta
control back there.
377
00:20:43,011 --> 00:20:44,746
Finish him, Wade.
378
00:20:45,981 --> 00:20:47,682
With pleasure.
379
00:20:54,056 --> 00:20:55,690
I'm gonna need that jacket.
380
00:21:02,664 --> 00:21:05,167
- And the vest.
- It...
381
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,701
It's my favorite
leather jerkin.
382
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,370
Leather what? I don--
Just give it to me.
383
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:14,276
And... the shirt.
384
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:17,379
- No, no.
- It's happening.
385
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,981
- Please... It's--
- Sorry.
386
00:21:19,981 --> 00:21:22,417
We were friends.
We were best friends.
387
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,586
Former best friends.
388
00:21:29,024 --> 00:21:32,160
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me...
389
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,831
Uh, do you know the third
rarely referenced rule
of bounty hunting?
390
00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:39,534
- Wha...
- When faced with
a worthy opponent,
391
00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:41,770
you run the hell away!
392
00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:48,610
Don't look at me!
393
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:52,047
- Don't look at me!
- I did it!
394
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,902
- Is that...
- It can't be.
395
00:22:13,902 --> 00:22:15,036
It is.
396
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,810
Mother.
397
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:23,578
- Sister.
398
00:22:23,578 --> 00:22:26,214
- Wade. Get off the grass.
- Yep.
399
00:22:27,649 --> 00:22:30,719
- Yep, sorry.
400
00:22:30,719 --> 00:22:32,154
He's ready.
401
00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:35,524
♪ Send me an angel ♪
402
00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:39,060
♪ Send me an angel ♪
403
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,730
♪ Right now ♪
404
00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:46,468
♪ Right now ♪
405
00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:49,871
♪ Send me an angel ♪
406
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:53,742
♪ Send me an angel ♪
407
00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:56,711
♪ Right now ♪
408
00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:00,715
♪ Right now ♪
409
00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:05,854
♪ Do you believe
in Heaven above? ♪
410
00:23:05,854 --> 00:23:09,658
♪ Do you believe in love? ♪
411
00:23:09,658 --> 00:23:13,261
♪ Don't tell a lie,
don't be false or untrue ♪
412
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:16,598
♪ It all comes back to you ♪
413
00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:20,468
♪ Open fire on
my burning heart ♪
414
00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:23,271
♪ I've never been
lucky in love ♪
415
00:23:23,939 --> 00:23:27,876
♪ My defenses are down,
a kiss or a frown ♪
416
00:23:27,876 --> 00:23:30,812
♪ I can't survive
on my own ♪
417
00:23:30,812 --> 00:23:33,081
♪ Send me an angel ♪
418
00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:36,918
♪ Send me an angel ♪
419
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:39,988
♪ Right now ♪
420
00:23:41,923 --> 00:23:43,758
♪ Right now ♪
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