Original subtitles

Do you know what time it is.

Oh yeah

go

to get done today.

That.

You know what

sorry said the early bird catches the worm.

Of you do this again

one more time

i'm calling.

All right.

Perfect recipe.

Thirty six.

Chevy pistons best of a touch of the tiny.

Kind of

boring.

I guess i.

J.

But the

ginger nuts

yeah you know why they are.

After yourself.

Are you saying that she.

Know.

What are you doing for Christmas but.

By.

You angling for president.

No i wanted if you will going away.

The time for Christmas day.

Managed

twenty seven test random this year.

No twenty four in the beach and

three and the road.

Speed limit after.

The first week got.

Tried to.

Get up to by.

Kind of fact she will to.

Evaporation.

From.

Guess the to year nice to

to a tiny

isn't it.

And there's now can you want to ask nation how do you yeah.

Heat treat your pistons very nice and i don't mind i just do.

Not buy a main cold water and.

Bob's your uncle the

as.

Well as a treatment Asia

he just.

Laughed and shook his head and walked in lilac and.

Could be the.

Perfect piston it blew my.

Mind hundreds of.

The more out there own.

Long to smithereens.

You made all those

yeah.

Perfect the.

For no inclusion she.

Told me just say.

Your mother have a.

A.

Carving knife or good borrow kind of.

Yeah

yeah

when they do a good chap knife.

Thomas what are you up to

nothing that.

Can have some britain peanut butter

okay but make sure you put everything away when you're finished.

Don't forget what.

I have to get as much.

Office as possible.

Has to be perfectly ball

that she.

Was that.

At high speeds a year.

Centrifugal force.

Expansion attire

and.

Rubs against the.

Crime of bike.

I have to be careful not to cut through the courts now.

Why do you pay you and your lemon tree.

Why do you pay on your lehman tree.

I

that

none say she sees you leave your morning she goes on and on about it.

She.

Well that's a good fertilizer a nation mentioned anything in this world to me.

Well I've been to be off on

verizon

and gets

crossed the first day of teacher law.

That.

Are you finished with a knife.

Not yet daughter to.

Drove a violator no.

Don't do that

I'll pick it up after school snack.

By.

Julia.

I believe you have my carving knife.

And my shopping.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thanks not enough.

For career you.

David.

As good

i see it.

Ciaz gone a bit flat on the deva oh yeah well the

good news is generally it's not in the bottom.

Oh shit tomorrow night for the findings

to our

a little a good one.

A friend.

Go

the lord will use the usual.

One patient chick coming up.

And now yeah.

What do i ask your question

the answer to witches or.

Yeah.

A definite yes.

Right.

Alright.

Yes.

That's the question that.

Would you feel inclined to.

Company.

Impeccable young gentleman to local to do tomorrow night.

You're asking me on a date the mountain right.

That would be

the boats i image.

Yeah

your on.

Than that.

This disgusting.

Rest up play.

Do tonight and i couldn't get my

shoes and the.

Motor nerves and.

On

oyster shells.

Really.

She did.

Yeah look at that.

Little twinkle toes.

It's not like.

You like to by a

ticket

to.

Except for.

Plus two dozen be is.

That we're raising money to send

us a usa.

Dust settles down.

You look outside.

Her they live

the town.

But they're

in the yard.

So briskly alive.

Stands.

Monroe

trusty.

Old Indian scout

forty thought.

That

motorcycle club.

Yeah whoa folks in the.

Guys directed diver

you know you've ever been all

the.

What

city Burt munro.

Are you looking for Albert.

I know it'd be so bored.

It would seem bird.

I dunno usually walk you Burt munro.

Your the old codger the rods the army and the and right.

Oh there are no joke or Burt munro yeah.

Yeah that's me i think

yeah.

Now the

young front of the.

Army

in Israel dog when i

got his

the.

The genuine article the

nineteen twenty.

The twins scout that's the one with the pedals right.

Shy.

Well i didn't know what sort of

pushed bikes a.

You monkeys game here to China but i know that my old timer with.

Thrash the back sides of whatever they

are.

No i don't think so grinder.

Why did you

jump ship

your money where your mouth is.

You're on.

The

code.

Short let's check it up

but

that

was what

a nap.

I.

Thanks for that.

Next time.

I like but.

Thanks.

Kid for it's hot.

At least higher guy gave him a good run for their money.

On the data would make any about eight.

But.

What's it going to cost to get

ten that.

So i never did you say

how much is it going to cost to get her to america.

I know about to.

Two thousand i'm down.

And how much money have you got now.

Today's disaster and.

Down from national agenda.

Pension money I've been saving the.

About to twelve hundred and seventy five dollars or united states.

Well.

I could lead to

many.

Of the tree

kind of your friend of and no.

Good.

Thanks.

That must be something you can do.

When i am told anyone knows this ran but.

Right now i'd be going to.

Know this year anyway and.

Chevron hundred dollars is a load of

money to find the.

The about leaves and five days

but.

Except one.

I would like to see how fashion.

Really go

before i have.

Fallen off the birches of married before i.

Kick the

bucket.

Lloyd.

Bert.

Giant built the full

yeah well

she didn't want peace and i

yeah.

What do you have it or not.

Especially with yoga as pie pie

but it's five bulb alright.

Yeah

yeah.

Why don't you take out a mortgage on the his.

What

do you propose a

i mean.

It's worth something.

He might have been.

Asked.

Before you

anywhere near me.

Area.

Why he.

Time to write.

In shine.

That here.

Regime.

Could get outta here before the neighbors spot me.

This.

This

test it out.

Metallic.

By the time.

Groggy.

What.

The payment is.

What's wrong with you.

Alright alright

i and don't worry about

make.

Sure.

Was staring at

the stadium may need love too.

Mr Monroe.

So.

What's the story duck.

Sorry it's

not good news.

Far away.

You've had an attack of angina.

Oh yeah.

You have arteriosclerosis.

What's that.

It's a narrowing of the ospreys from the hot.

Oh dear.

Yeah i'm afraid that's not too much we can do for

your your age other than suggesting you take it easy

oh yeah.

Because you have another attack

put one of these under your tongue.

Let it dissolve

and it's sort of the saliva the pain should be gone and thirty seconds.

You call these things

try nitrate pills

know.

Better

it's not sure

string

oh yeah

stuff you blow things up with

his been in much smaller quantities yeah.

I.

Just have any effect on the.

Me riding my bike.

Unfortunately i think you'll most exciting days are over.

Log hell they are.

It wouldn't be much longer.

Springfield.

Springfield.

That's.

Where the engines come from.

Indians

yeah the

engines from at.

The Springfield Massachusetts.

The world's greatest motorcycle

oh.

Is that so that's right.

You can comes from.

Alright thank you.

Yeah.

Springfield.

Yeah the patties for

to drive up to the gym or.

There are me and my bike.

We've got your boat to the us survey to.

Los Angeles and to the boat leaves on.

Saturday and

a by a car and

los Angeles drive up to you charge of the been to go solo flex

and it's really important to do this trip for sure is might

not.

Ever since i was a letter I've been in just things

that go fast you know things around and go and.

You know

been involved with things go really fast it's a.

Yeah there's a.

Giant.

Dried up like bad didn't do

gosh of miles and miles and it's dead flat and you

to.

Drive a vehicle just as fast as it wouldn't go and

so.

Yeah one of the

few places on earth where you can find out the.

A just what your machine is capable

of.

The fact your.

The.

Just me i'm the front of the museum

motorcyclists that's the engine they're.

Really good yeah few years ago.

So i do

thus be up soon because i didn't know much longer i can

live use

his a lotta i think I'll hear that last statement or i didn't know how much longer

have a go to yeah i heard you the first time.

So i gotta tell me

that.

What are you offering as collateral for this loan.

Well.

Much my children my bits and pieces in my trophies and a lot of things like this well

i don't think that'll be about changes to the bank i think we'd be looking for

something more substantial something like.

The deed of titled your property.

Parasite.

Yeah.

Probably next stop.

It's dinner time come home now.

Jackson.

Almost finished

Thomas.

Ooh are not so fast.

I'm a record breaker.

Are you going.

And

that's the year.

Before i put the.

You know the streamline or on it.

What's that one.

Yeah that's a

girlfriend of mine.

When i first bought a bike

wrong time ago though.

Yeah.

Untrue schedule kill yourself

the crash.

Oh yeah.

You'll learn more in five minutes on a bike like this.

Guy and crowd at then some people never in a lifetime.

And.

Yeah more and.

Five minutes.

That's my dad day.

And my mom.

Yeah well gone.

Gone by so fast.

No dangerous the.

Spice of life and if you.

You've got to take a

risk now and again him.

Yeah that's what.

Makes life worthwhile.

And

now.

Having

some nice ladies around can.

Be a big out module.

You really don't get scared.

Now.

No.

I was a boy about your age i.

Had a little twin brother

named Missouri knee.

And one day our dad was out the back.

Cutting down a tree.

And.

Suddenly it.

Got hung up on

the tree that is it got stuck or something and.

Anywhere to try and help and

all of a sudden the dream.

Slipped and fell on him and.

Killed him astounded.

Yeah.

Always remember that.

Anyway since then I've or.

What was your

tried never to be scared of anything.

Though i must die before a big bike of and i do sometimes get nervous you know if the.

The.

If the butterflies my stomach were.

There were countless i do

i'd be able to start to.

A dairy farm.

That's funny.

When they took you often the ambulance to the hospital.

Whatever.

Our notions to touch of indigestion nothing.

Yeah that's all it was.

Is nothing wrong with we don't you worry about me

and anyway by h a.

Any day above ground

and vertigo.

Is a good diet.

Isn't.

You take care of this until i get back all right.

What happens if you don't come back

i will talk about the then

Jeremy.

Hey but

yeah.

Don't you get to meet your lawns well yeah

but.

I forget to my allowance

my dad goes on and on about it

all he does a

he

says that lowest the property values of the neighborhood.

Yeah wow.

Are there are we going to have that gimme.

That.

Being a good nightmare but by.

Tomorrow.

That inside now.

Of those in the first.

Yeah yeah.

Thirteen year.

Primitive.

To.

See of good interesting.

Spectacles

testicles

watch

and watch

what are you laughing at.

My way.

Dead is call us click.

That seems to call escalate.

There's not sure you tell us how you get

all

right.

Think.

Don't find number.

Do you think you'll break the record.

Hope so.

Yeah.

It doesn't think you can do.

Oh.

He said.

This is everyone thinks it.

Oh well.

Except me.

Goodbye to.

I'll tell you something son.

If you don't follow through on your dreams.

It might as well it'll be a vegetable.

Type of vegetable.

I didn't know.

The cabbage.

Yeah.

The cabbage.

Illusion.

Promise I'll look after

right.

Yeah.

I keep an eye on the base from a bungee jump.

And.

At.

Don't forget to feed the fouls

as my job yeah and.

Yeah you can give the.

Extra money

and.

Memorial.

Oh yes sir.

You can pee on my lemon tree for the if you like.

White.

And.

There's nothing wrong with painted on the lemon tree

confucius use decides the best natural fertilizer in the world.

Whose can keeps us always executives

and not needed.

Thanks we have japs

good like bit.

Thanks Jeff

your Sharma the united states but

i will.

Take it easy but.

There's no one of the things i'm planning on doing George.

G i love.

The like it.

Share my friend.

You don't go when you want to go when you do go you'll find you've.

Or see your

favorite.

In.

Friend.

Find anything on my way.

Always want to.

See more of the

bugs from the tub.

I just see me off.

They probably had to work today.

Yeah.

Yeah that's right.

Yeah young Tom tells me.

No one thinks i can do it.

Do you think i can do it fed.

I bet.

That think it really matters one way or the other.

Yeah.

Yeah i read something months years ago and.

I learned it off by heart.

A.

Theodore Roosevelt said he decided some.

He said it's not the.

The critic the couch not the man who.

Points i'd have the strong man stumbles aware where the.

Doer of deeds.

Could have done them better.

The credit belongs to the man was.

Actually in the arena.

I you want

that.

Wow.

Thanks bye

you.

Can.

Bring it back the statue of Liberty.

Thanks.

So fast.

Blockade.

At.

Thought it was going to.

Of the gang.

Yeah.

Alright.

Take care of the lg not be legit.

You look after yourself.

What

you got your pills anything right yeah

yeah.

Is right.

Come back in one piece.

Download.

I'm looking for the.

Kept.

That's me.

Oh.

My my name is a.

Run row.

Supposed to do a job to work by passage to to.

Los Angeles yeah well i hope you can cook.

Cook.

Oh.

I'll give it a go over.

There is a galley.

Who does the dishes my.

Smells good.

But the head for us today that.

As good period chocolate.

Only did so you doing that.

Yeah that

spotted the all that sauce.

Survey

done the crowd.

That

are you going gonna watch the movie.

Yeah.

Protocol.

Broken barrier

oh

yeah.

It's supposed to be good

jain rest of the day.

Especially to hate it.

Smoke.

Know.

What.

Are you don't smoke but.

Dad

and that's why people try to me.

I do you keep going at your age burden i say well because

i don't smoke that's what i'm telling you young monkeys

down smart.

Are you can laugh but.

Why contaminate get under the debate is.

There anything accomplished but the smoking is destroying your lungs

and shorter you like.

Well but.

Yeah.

Thanks.

You'd like to that

that.

Remember what i said

don't smoke.

I tried.

To yeah right.

Yeah.

Welcome to the united states

customs to the

thank you

go to be here.

Cause i.

Right.

Please stand behind the yellow line until you calls or was that.

Behind the yellow liked.

It or not.

A.

Passport customs declaration please.

Right.

Yeah.

And how long the tend to stay in the united states.

However long it takes me to get to.

Vulnerable and day.

And the purpose of your visit.

Says their land speed record.

On.

My.

Hm.

India.

Mr Monroe.

Does your first time to america

yes sir.

Keeps them rather odd answers to the officer

so what does have a few for the questions were like to ask

oh fire away.

Let's go over again where you said.

Now what exactly do with you have to do here in the united states

oh

to land speed record.

And how do you have to have to do that

on my motorcycle

it's a.

In the hold of the ship at the moment to the

they're going on loaded tomorrow it's a.

An agenda nineteen twenty Indian scout.

Modified somewhat.

There are what.

I think I've read vet your bike oh yeah.

Cause in the.

Popular mechanics couple of years ago

that's right that's me yes

Leslie help us from Christ church said that store

it what was it the fastest motorcycle in Australia

and new Zealand.

Well i guess you are legitimate mr Monroe.

Sounds like

should be very honored to have your here.

The thank you

is removed

from to give you six months

to be time enough to get the job.

Welcome to the usa.

Thank you very much

good lecture.

Thank you.

Drama.

Bags.

Back.

Worry about a.

Back.

Yo in the back.

Trinity Sunday night.

I want to get out around here.

I.

Where to.

Hollywood.

Go to Hollywood don't want to see the.

Film stars.

Okay with goes to Hollywood

where in Hollywood.

A motel on.

Sunset boulevard.

Yeah there's a pretty great shriek.

Of the know who you dug into lately.

Which modem.

I recommend one.

What do you think i am encyclopedia.

Drop the summer and i'm.

Sure you that resolved.

Show that big electricity bill in.

Firestone.

Shout.

All about cars is not.

Ever seen so many times.

And.

I said I've never seen so many cars.

Gotta get around somehow.

Yeah.

Bowling adding.

Do both.

And.

Let's see young and

on on about.

You say that.

He did

he did.

Lot of crazy people in this town I've never seen anything.

All.

Should do.

What's the damage.

When the eight dollar was bag.

Twenty nine dollar.

Did you just over a.

So what you said.

Death.

But.

Are you deaf

yeah i'm a bit diff but i'm not stupid.

How much do you said was

twenty nine dollar

no idea

a buyer the cap i noticed one.

Either fair that's all.

Are you from.

You a British

know

it must be joking about.

Know for me i'm a.

I'm from new see.

This is america.

And the fear is right there on the meter

twenty nine dollar.

Your wallet

I've met a moths

out the job doing it i'm doing it.

A go.

Today nine dollars.

Don't forget to tip

but

yes

we deep in america

oh yeah.

Then present.

How much

then percents.

Oh yeah.

Ten cents.

Made that.

You look like a tennis

but.

It look like a generous man

do i.

Do.

Would you like to buy a flower to give to some.

Sort of don't have any

cash or oh

don't worry the money goes to

good cause much

for an organization that helps needy people.

All right

oh.

How much.

Just give

you can

at all right

well.

The all look the same to me they're all great.

That that's why the cotton cream.

Truck one of.

My.

Thanks.

I come on this that's a ten.

I didn't want to pay that much.

I come back.

Hey baby

view of you want to.

Go there.

Go inside.

Inside.

I'll take you around the world.

Just come from.

Around the world.

Box.

Throw away.

Oh.

Who.

I need a room.

Cost you five bucks an hour.

But i'm planning on spending a bit longer than that

hello.

I know a couple of days i guess

double occupancy.

Not.

Double occupancy.

Not.

Just me and myself and i.

Will it cost a lot because

a current afford or not.

You remember of AAA

what.

Are you a triple a member never heard of them.

Never heard of triple a.

Name is Brittany breaches i have not heard of AAA.

Okay let's see you all remember do.

Not necessarily ten percent.

How does twenty two bucks a night out.

That much.

Is that cheap.

And mean that's cheaper than cheap

oh

yeah.

Yeah.

What's your name.

Tina Washington.

Tuna Washington i want you to have this might cheer you up a bit.

Get some of the

Mark of your pluck.

Thank you.

As the first nice thing that's have around here all week

you're welcome.

My name's or

Burt munro from new Zealand and from down under.

Well hello Burt munro from new Zealand down and

I'll tell you have a

heck of at night.

Welcome to Holly weird.

Anybody home.

Tina.

Good morning bird

you still yeah.

Oh.

Well that's why he was a crappy last night.

Thank you ever get any sleep

her i

the night shift.

How many years since James turns up

and he's late.

Yeah could you are.

You from this number for a.

Yeah it's a shipping company and i'd go big box of mine and.

Want to know.

I can arrange to get it.

No he taught.

Have to get my ex and

okay what he wanted to ask them.

When moment please.

Eskimo one more about Monroe's box containing the motorcycle

be ready for

up.

Hello i'm calling from mr Burt munro.

He he's like to know when the box containing

his motorcycle will be available for pickup.

What's.

A wrangler tutor from new Zealand.

That rain gutter it from new Zealand.

So he can claim it.

Tomorrow from the long beach customs holding area.

Okay thank you I'll tell him

by by.

Late.

I can't stand another minute it in this please.

Let me buy you breakfast.

Well this is great.

I've never seen a

for menu with the photographs before.

Ready to order so

but.

Are you ready.

Oh yes.

I think the.

Double delight

that's where me.

Would you like your eggs.

What.

How'd you like your eggs.

Like and cooked.

Sunny side up.

Over easy.

I dunno whatever you recommend.

Of east-west.

And eggs over easy.

The to.

Over easy.

Just remember that.

This American.

Breakfasting.

Is good.

So am i girl the.

Where's the best place for me to get a used car.

The valley.

Oh yeah.

After breakfast i can take either.

Oh thank you.

The.

Of girl.

I'm a boy.

Oh.

Oh.

I thought there was something a little odd about you

but.

You're still a sweetheart.

Yeah.

That's because yeah.

I love

the

motel i a.

The

that.

One lcs.

Help is a.

Yeah i want to buy a car

or cheap car very juke card

well you've come to the right place somebody go.

In fact if you can find curse like these any cheaper

there are probably stolen.

My name's birds berkman row from new Zealand nice to meet you.

I'm Fernando for

and the lord nice to meet you mr my wrong gourmet burger.

Work.

Yeah

so

how much were you looking to spend here Mr.

Not a large Fernando i'm not much left out of the cab ride out against today.

He walked three ninety nine credits.

Saturday bit sick.

Well what would you offer me.

Give you two hundred you

give me a favor.

They use of your workshop or dead.

Some of that junk i see lying around and.

I've got a knock at the

a child

to.

Drag my by covered to bonneville.

It's not a favorite

three twenty five as of the

know.

Two twenty five.

Your tough customers the bird

i like you

i'm gonna give it to you for to fifty.

You can use the workshop but only at night and i keep them and i worry about tonight.

Yeah yeah to.

Automate talking.

This.

Stopped the car let's get this thing running

properly.

Let me drive.

Come on.

Actually singing bird.

She's a

good.

Hey there.

You sure do.

Yeah.

Stupid little the packages and be

and the other side of the road over there.

Yeah.

Get us all killed yeah.

Well you're not a new Zealand.

You're in america.

Dr on the right side of the road

yeah.

Number.

Let me give you some advice that.

Well you're driving.

Not only here in america but

anywhere around the world yeah the driver should always be in the center of the rope.

In the center if you're not in the center.

You're on the wrong side of the rope.

Okay

yeah.

Well.

Yeah.

You want this right here.

Picture.

Yeah good.

It.

Feels meals three am in the morning.

Time flies when you're having fun isn't it.

You know.

When to eat leaves a workshop at night i didn't mean all night.

We watched going to kill me.

You try to yourself back up and all of a snooze in the back of the car

and

bike.

Lock up your pipes to before i go to sleep.

Seems to me like a whole lot effort the

a lousy two hundred and fifty dollar motorcar.

Yeah

okay mr bird

the doorbell.

I Fernando out.

Where do i get to.

Where do i take a leak current you.

Leak

guppy.

Trouble with the our prostate you know

yeah the go straight through those doors there's a door there that says

i got my ghetto.

All right.

Okay.

I'll figure in the morning or.

Night.

We literally.

Work.

When was the husband's the Burke.

So that you get it all finished

yet.

Find a couple of

and

be ready to row.

For hey you know

i get some wheels in the back he could have if you just do me a same.

Of the word.

Very good.

And.

Burke.

Yeah.

Yeah it got there.

Hey listen

when you gotta go were just the grunting a while i'm at us or by i gotta get it been

removed by the attorney third a certain speed week starts and.

Going to hit the road.

Well you always got a job here

nice by.

Policy at.

Best of luck to you.

Sega.

I was worried about you.

Has keating said you didn't sleeping a bit.

So

oh

do i get a discount for that.

I doubt it.

Know i need you to show me on a map how to get long beach that going to pick up my

but today i'm finished here in fifteen minutes.

I'll come with you.

Or bachelor of

spiritual hundred and fifty bucks day.

You sure to make it to you to

yeah.

Good.

News you to in their back.

Yeah.

In my fair lady thank you.

Cause showed me this guy he gave me a good tip you should

always remember that the driver that's me.

Should beyond the.

Always

drive but now other side of.

In.

Germany

to.

Get used to do not.

Should be customs right here.

Right.

Hello.

Help you serve

yeah my name's of Burt munro

i have come to pick up my motorcycle

i came into for two days ago from new Zealand

and.

On a Friday called wrangler tierra

now it's time to come here to clear to customer.

Instrument.

Yeah.

From wrote 'em UN our.

Wait here

sir

thank you.

Mr Monroe girls here for

damn shoot.

Mr Monroe.

Monroe

come with me please to the storage area.

Problem you consignments suffered some damage.

Oh no.

What acted out by the fight these Arizona the side of it.

The way was delivered here unfortunately.

But what happened to.

My information is at ten tons of fertilizer was

inadvertently loaded on top of your box while it was an old.

Are you at to the shipping company to i'm the

time to watch my bluebird lot of shooting anybody.

Get some of your blogs to.

Polish right side up to get into the motorcycle and too what

damage has been

that is not

good.

Tires all right.

Damage so far.

Or damaging to.

Good.

Luck he expects a while.

It's

a miracle.

Quality yeah.

Lives to fight another day.

Oh

thanks a million Gina.

I didn't know what i'd have done without you today

your the real soldiers the earth you know that.

She would like to come home to me concept for dinner tonight i kind of.

Cooking a meal now go get the show in the I'll get outta dodge as they say.

Okay my good friend from team land.

You stay in touch once you

i will.

He's my phone number.

Okay

and tell me how you doing

well

kind of cold connect.

You can try.

Yeah.

That's a good job i think you're a woman

i am a woman.

Yeah right.

Tell i love.

Morning.

To.

Yeah.

Flare

what he paid.

Regular or Ethel.

Who's that Ethel.

All right to.

The together.

Are yeah.

Hello.

Cause this is a rocketship.

Why.

Is this a rocking chair.

Hope so.

The.

Gosh.

What's happened to you.

Oh.

Yeah.

Huh.

Gotcha.

Come on.

Toby was going to make it to

me.

Now that would sound.

Yeah.

Yeah but.

Most to we'll let me get my

back in the railway.

One

word the bird Monroe.

Jake

Jake yeah did you agent.

Yes.

Well this year could be the world's fastest in

well.

At least until just now.

She's been heavy module.

The webcam country.

Bird.

What do you want to rub the contraction for.

Good question.

The.

I guess the reward is it in the

doing of it.

Genetic i'm dying for p.

By go.

A little building.

A go to

touch of prostate trouble you know.

I have similar problems.

So what you blog should do.

Have some magic you if that's your thing.

Well we have.

One a remedy is ground-up no was so good

when i prefer prostate true.

Yeah bet you do my.

Giant.

Going.

Through.

Bernard.

Are.

With it.

Good luck.

Efficient you.

Know

of a wall Jew written for.

Thanks Mike.

How it got something for you to hang back.

Fuck.

Let's see.

Yeah.

I've got this is a spare when i made myself.

What do i do with this your a hacksaw

yeah

he just lost the top of it

through there were the gudgeon that guys like a great ashtray.

Other i approve of smoking idea.

Thank you very much a

our bikes are and.

So are we convert your trailer

as our target.

Well.

For the prostate.

Is worth more.

Than the water.

Is bad.

Really bad dogs.

That lie to you.

Hello yeah.

Now.

Route.

Rather.

Spot of bother with my trailer

master wheel.

You're not from around these parts i'm from down there.

What.

From down under.

Emphasized the world new Zealand.

Southernmost city the British empire

kahlenberg ago

one of the most beautiful searched on earth.

Burn.

Out.

Bert.

Ada.

Yeah.

She is.

Whoa whoa.

Oh.

One gas and problems here yes sir he yeah.

I tell you what you need to do.

Cannibalize stub axle off that all forward right there

okay luckily for you i got some welding gear

will get a new wheel on their pronto good.

That is correct.

When you out.

The finish their

yeah.

I

sometimes.

Show.

I was that.

Oh.

Never

mind.

You just get there are we alone there right.

Yeah.

Let you bring me out here.

I.

I want to show you this.

Right here.

I yeah.

Yeah.

And laden our goal at arrest twelve years ago next week

i

and i sure do miss him.

I sure do miss the old boy.

He did his

best.

He did.

I always figured the man's like a bladder grassy grows up in the spring.

Strong and healthy and green and.

The reach middle age and

erupt in the says it were and then.

The Autumn may.

I could buy degrasse finishes just.

Fades away and he never comes back.

Just like a

of grass.

I.

Think when you're dead you're dead.

I was thought that

since i grew up.

Is that your philosophy.

Why not yeah i suppose it is when you get at my age these.

Thoughts cross your mind sometimes.

That.

These

guys thanks.

God our moves as.

Know

but you go to slam rattlers.

Anymore around here

for

fancy death.

You come all this way.

To bite the dust up at boot hill

yeah oh.

Yeah.

Hubert.

Where are you going to sleep tonight.

I dunno no idea.

I know.

A strange dream house night.

Agenda by my late.

Twin brother.

Annie.

Authorities in the room.

Looking down on us.

I guess it's all that so.

Fun and games at the.

Graveyard.

Spurs.

Our.

Getting old.

For the.

Faint of heart out any of that

oh god.

That my bag Ada.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm getting old.

Come on I'll go make me a cup of tea are going to hit the road.

I didn't come on

and i didn't you stay by the one girl.

That may come a team.

Near a lover boy.

I'm making myself.

Thanks.

Huh.

Albert you promise me you going to pop in on your way back because.

I can always use another little cuddle yeah that's what i said

this right

to do.

As many good to played in the know about Joe's.

What we don't use we knew

that they say.

The.

And.

Yeah good luck with your Indian guess.

You should say break a leg.

I.

Bought is it

out there.

Ugh.

Bet the birds fly package on here to keep the dust out of the eyes.

Gonna get you.

A cup of tea.

Cup of tea

here best drinker for quenching

thirst when.

The weather's hot.

We ain't seen a cup of tea and here ever.

They got corps we got schlitz or Miller

or cook

and whiskey.

But on of coconut.

You know.

Smoking is bad for you don't you.

That so

yeah.

Personally i don't smoke and i don't drink.

At the right education from the data that one.

He was like king James the first to.

Write anti smoking man.

Sounds like you're out of one man crusade their grandpa.

Was

born with one pair of lungs so i destroy them with that mk.

Where are you from where's your hometown

you English.

Heritage no.

No problem from a invercargill and new Zealand.

Where.

Invercargill.

I n v e r

she a r g i l l a spirit with the

one out some drivers to saving.

Got any of those critters over there.

Oh

as much bigger though.

We breed them down there on the big farms about.

Cut off their antlers and said moved to Hong Kong and they.

Grind the antlers into dust and.

They eat that stuff or.

Must be some sort of

aphrodisiacs.

Something.

Lead near the.

You could do with some of that Alia Roy.

Yeah we're on.

Your girlfriend.

Wife.

Oh dear.

You all right.

I.

Ugh.

Huh.

Did you decide

Jackie a tip after all.

Look circuit if you're not feeling well you

should drop into the hospital in the next town.

Why.

Down your window.

Hey.

No

there's the broom.

You're parked illegally.

You're a danger to passing traffic.

So your driver's license.

Alright.

Here here.

No.

Are you from.

From new Zealand.

As said

end of the long white cloud i tear our.

Problem to the kiwi bird.

No i don't care if you are from Mars.

You cannot stop here.

Right.

You cannot

stop on the side of this road you're parked illegally.

Okay oh i'm sorry i am.

Having a bit of a heart attack and.

While recovering from one anyway

yeah well next time how bout we stop at a proper restaurant.

Right.

Burt munro.

Sorry about that.

Okay.

That's alright.

Excuse me.

Like

this

i.

Was wondering if i could catch a ride.

My car she just broke down.

Trying to get to salt lake city.

To go as far as wendover that's where i'm stopping

i will anything would be better than nothing

i know the truth

of it might.

Gonna go see my girlfriend.

She just moved from Atlanta salt lake so.

A mom home on leave from now.

The

up.

Oh yeah yeah.

What is that

he got strapped down back there.

That young fellow as.

An injured.

Motorcycle.

Know.

I'm involved in operation ranch and

was that.

Farming or something.

Not not exactly we

we just started this program.

We are

spraying the jungle from the air with herbicides so

the enemy the viet cong don't have any place to hide.

Agent orange we call this stuff it comes in the big orange

orange Toronto.

I was working out.

Well

moment three weeks leave.

Not going to get my ass back there.

But we should have this was done in about six

months or so that's what the keep telling us.

Can't wait to get my ass out of their.

The true.

I remember the great war now gene fourteen the.

Post about your age

and.

I kept telling everyone.

It'll be over.

Twenty million dead and four years later

still going on.

Not as bad as the big flu epidemic though.

Of twenty one million that dead or maybe more.

Every day when i didn't have to go to work my

mum would buy some formula or my shirt and.

Maybe that's

why i didn't catch it.

Maybe i was just talking

never know.

Knock on wood.

So funny thing you'd never know what's around the corner.

Shaving brush.

And it's day.

Change.

Modern way.

It doesn't kitchen.

Smoother rooster.

The signs.

Man.

Who had.

Legs.

For shame.

Yes.

Like.

Ooh that's a cowboy and a half.

It was sticking

to molten salt with you.

Like to be there the first time you see it

is only a couple of miles up the road so yeah alright then

yeah that's good.

There's a lot of people in town for speed weekend.

Yeah looks target.

Zipper

gonna take a left right up here.

On the year.

I've made it.

My life i wanted to do something big.

Something bigger and better than all the other jokers.

This is vulnerable.

This is the place where.

Things happen.

Do you realize rest

the fastest man has ever gone online this year.

How'd you will be an hour.

Arkham Campbell to the here with a.

Bird.

First guy to go as three undermine and hard

that night his son Donald Campbell but she

was proud he is.

He crashed at

and fifty miles.

Lifted the other time.

John covers year.

Best guy to go over four hundred mile an hour.

All the great attempts.

Josie eastern or thunderbolt and.

Mickey Thompson with

challenger.

Tend to the arrested this place is hologram light.

Highly.

Like.

Or.

Albert.

Thanks a million.

Will be looking for

the record books.

Are you take care of their in Vietnam or.

I'll be trying.

I say.

Yes yeah.

Yeah.

Guy.

Oh.

Huh.

Yeah.

Either

yeah.

Huh.

That.

It'd be a great day.

Yeah.

Still.

When.

I

die for run.

It's a good shape.

From and dry.

Flat.

No soft patches.

Like the beach.

Yeah i can do it here.

Yup.

This week.

So we're here for.

Yeah.

God is that years.

Yup.

I see beauty.

That she goes fast.

Are yours.

Yeah it's now the Indian.

My name's

Mike row berkman row from down under museum away from home.

Gym off at San Jose California.

Nice to meet you burn

me to a gym.

Monroe.

Not yet.

Are move the shell before we do the second space.

Where do i check it

was just over.

Chicken.

Monroe Robert Monroe.

Registration number.

That.

Registration number i don't see your number here.

Right now it's a.

Thirty five it's so on the sort of my motorcycle over there.

That is my lucky number of

registered.

No these are.

Of

a

couple of these to blow to me over here and i could

someone else so registration close last month.

You haven't registered of salary.

Can't run.

Camera run army.

I was i supposed know i should have pre-registered army knife cover.

Take a long way to rode my bike i.

I'm not going anywhere until i do just that.

Have come all the way from new Zealand you know.

Why mr we don't make the rules

that like this doesn't just happen in one day

rules rules and these close July thirty first the crocodile living in Chicago

software on the blood of years

now.

I was i supposed know these things either know this dessert that's not our problem

and i thought i could just turn up

of my bathtub.

You have to call be

my.

Around you thought wrong.

Spare bedroom Iraq

you

over here my.

Bit of out.

A Bert

whatsapp.

Why idea how please.

Kind of ride my bike

because of that pre registered.

Register now i

think about it.

How it is gem rules are rules.

Bert you should have registered months ago i didn't know.

Your avatar target these guys later see if i can change their minds

and that's worth but.

I dunno about that.

Look we can talk about this later.

Maybe you can let them go through tech inspection.

Get that out of the way.

Nebraska asking along.

Right.

Prof

that.

Fried.

These don't look like has been tires.

Oh they are speech eyes.

These hairline cracks it

has gotta be twenty five years old.

What happened to the tread.

What

i said what happened to the tread.

Cut it off that should have the jedi cut it off with the

carving knife otherwise it wouldn't be i-spy tire with it.

What are you talking about are you going to keep the way

and Avenue sound otherwise when you gotta do i speed.

The centrifugal force would throw the treadmill

offered.

A random and sixty five pounds of at that time save up to three hundred about it i

i guarantee it

these are high speed tires and i made a

while you're going to have to replace it.

The suspension here is that leaf spring i mean

can we pass that geez last least spring out a

motorcycle must have been in the nineteen twenties

with just forty two years or older these breaks are completely inadequate

i'm telling go not stopping.

The brakes were old fashioned forty years ago yeah

what.

Is this is a hinge of offense close now that share from and our kitchen door.

Let me

ask you what.

What does this.

There's a cork what it looked like a call from of Brandy battle.

Yeah the thing is

to.

See all about way to

the last right the first she got.

Where's your shoes.

Where's your parachute.

On updating abiding out.

You

you gotta have.

This year you.

Can't afford one.

These for

if they give out we got ourselves a real problem i

think i'd have a bit of a problem know i would not.

Where's the fire zoo

but

where's your fire suit

revenue nine identity gender burst into flames.

Was right mouth

shoot pad serve for good luck if there are good

enough to get married and a good enough to.

This one girl in under.

Yeah just check the legs on my bench

my socks are this

stuff you get acquainted with the giant Bob's your uncle.

Okay so you've got your suit pants what are you gonna wear our top

what

you got your suit pants on the bottom what do

you intend to where i though yeah she has to.

Black wanted tshirt usually world water resistant virus is it didn't me.

Bash at.

At bash bash have

a

crush on.

You're crazy you gotta wear

like at least a leather jacket on top.

You put the bike down on the song it's going to it's

like course and papers had a real rub your head right off

i couldn't get into the show of

but then the bucket the shared my back come as a

very tight fit in the straight out of the yard.

What do you say.

Straight out of the are can be so cheeky.

What she had nine idea man.

Macfarlane.

Like like macfarlane

new macfarlane needs to celebrate the

machine

tomorrow.

You must be realized them because even the total prick.

My father used to give me a.

Local machine parts Mark by sprockets with just.

How old are you

know

about thirty five when i don't know how how old are you

just brought down the the general store down in a place called bulls that's

terrible news the.

Surgery machine is not safe I've been doing

this for forty three years and i'm studying

tell them.

Well you know times change we started digging

airplanes that are riding horseback horsepower

horseback horseback.

That yeah i got you yeah.

You too old.

Alex.

A man the saggy skin on the ads evidence inside

and eighteen years old.

I give you a run for your money and fellow.

News them out.

Raleigh free Marty dickerson were a couple of bugs and.

Monroe.

Kiwi lend was bored.

Yeah.

Me good there.

Where you saying.

Well that's my.

Is combination i.

Usually shoot but not in the backseat

blueberries.

Here are a lot about you.

Sounds like you've gotten your finances mighty fine.

Yeah you could say that again.

We're over the western Ridge once you drove but

it looks as though you could use a good shower and

everybody stay in there and i

are both that there's a spare bed there.

Things about you yanks are kind of thinking that.

You don't catch me that easily.

That.

The front forks he do it anytime

the suspension is right out of the nineteen twenties

got hairline cracks all over his tires.

He's got no fire extinguisher

no safety shoot.

I told you if it's a time problem the old guys welcome the some of my time it's not a

time problem it's a bite problems while i think we ought to let him run.

He came all the way from new Zealand to do this

gym

have you had a good look at his machine

all i know is the man's the genuine article with the bike is a genuine dinosaur

look.

We carry the can for the decisions around here if the old fart kills himself and this

about one hundred and one that he will we are going

to have a hell of a lot of trouble on our hands

yeah.

Sounds like we're a bunch of chicken shits if you want my opinion.

His bike didn't even come close to passing texts

that shit chip.

For.

Same time.

Raleigh fries and i could find you here.

He's the message.

They sent out at this place for.

Nothing.

What are you doing.

The soft shoe punished for lives in the cracks Mike's of times to.

Expect and spent

good as new.

Cheaper new ones anyway.

I didn't see that.

Well.

Run.

I'm sorry Bert.

Tonight i think they are.

Cranky gym i

know.

I'm not trying to run them on and four minutes on i go to do sit there and.

Open up the front room i mean.

After all it's my

early life isn't it.

Can't you do anything

i mean

i.

Just want to

try and

get to go over two hundred just wants natural want to

crack two hundred and I'll be quite happy to piss

off back home to new Zealand and Bob's your uncle.

Euro will respected midnight you.

Could you talk to.

Try.

I mean you've got as much chance of writing yourself off as i have you know that.

I'm just totally gonna.

I know they listen to you might.

Okay Bert.

I'll try

see them on

okay.

I mean i'm a.

Half the age of some of that i was scared just had their.

What's that.

Rms just a suggestion.

She everyone months as

buggers to

cut up in some quiet corner die.

Well birdman roads not ready to finish

had I'll tell you that i.

Give it a shot or not promising.

Thanks my

islam.

Your

one on.

Talent.

Says he did.

What she's doing here.

To Atlanta.

Hey

the wall

and it's bikes Jewel.

If he was to kill himself though

it this life.

Stephen i also those officials.

Ratio

do this.

Hurry up the damn thing that got a hurry high let's go here's your helmet.

Chicago's.

Come up tomorrow we gotta go yeah right.

Come on Panama.

Guy.

Though brought

but they all you do it.

Warmed up above and look like you're getting are warmed up not

crazy he was going to take the think for a African Iran both.

That is the most determined that I've ever seen in my entire life.

I kind of feel sorry for the old curry.

Come and all this way.

In there some way we can accommodate.

I mean it can't be much risk areas.

By can be lucky if

seventy.

We see why when we.

Bend the rules this was.

Hurt.

Oh but i have a little chat

and were

can work and organizer.

Handle and run for you.

Well

handle and right.

That all the officials were going to get and our vehicles we enjoy

i'm not we're going to follow along behind you.

Know we're going to see if you're okay to ride this base

good i'm okay to write.

First thing tomorrow morning alright bright and early.

About.

That are.

Yeah alright.

Don't hurt yourself.

Yeah.

Okay everyone less

up.

Why we're going to do.

Are

gonna get rolling

i.

Slowly alone

will all jump on our vehicles follow you down the track.

If you can handle it.

Alright right

everybody got that.

Yeah okay.

The car or.

As.

Although man doesn't make a fool of himself.

Here we go

there.

Fifty five seventy.

Nobody told him

give it everything

i guess that solves the question of whether or not i could handle it.

That is a disaster.

Paper.

To go.

Not good.

So

what's the verdict.

When you open up there in top gear he sure left us in the dust.

I couldn't even get it i just second year of.

The clouds are allowing upset if he does

some more juice you know at the rebs a little

well i guess we'll see if you're

telling us the truth Monroe.

You telling me i can officially roma bulk of the

and avid timed.

That's what i'm saying Bert.

You never know what this means to be outta.

Twenty five years of deemed does this died twenty five years.

Throughout sometimes you gotta bend the rules a little.

One of those days.

Thank you

the bottom of my heart.

Thank you.

Apart.

From.

I could run.

Was the.

That

just starting to sink in and i going to proper

big problem.

I and

over one hundred and ten it's not some of the like.

In the bed speedwell.

Like did look like is

stupid was my last word

here.

Got a theory and i think i'm right.

On age about.

Twenty car batteries

twenty

yeah.

Think it's okay to steal

batteries.

The memory of a souvenir

be careful that acid.

But what are we do with are.

Are other going to talk some means learning is a painter's no torch.

Papers low torch.

What are we going to do with all this metal Bert.

Have ourselves a.

Red brick.

What did you do with a lead brick.

The front of the motorcycle

the Metro Atlanta.

Yeah

that you must get the.

Gender of pressure behind the center of gravity and if you don't get it

right then she'll start to fish dentist and you get wound up.

What do you mean by fishtown.

Well

like a fishes behind you know you'll start doing that

and that's what happened today but i had the handling run

and shown at panic i

lifted my head up from behind the

screen and suddenly the bike started to go straight.

And i knew somehow that i chose the problem by sticking my head up into the wizard.

I don't get it.

What I'll show you

the me out.

Yeah.

What are you doing that

imagine the cigar is.

I streamliner but don't poke holes on a second

now if i hold it in the middle and blow in it.

I'll.

See

how unstable it is.

If i.

Shift the.

I can

send you of pressure year.

A blow blowing it.

She is much more stable

just the center of.

Pressure is behind the center of gravity

and that's where i'm trying to fix with the lead brick you see.

Your quite clever Bert you know that now all i need to do is

to test my theory before i run on the salt and i was thinking of

crossing over the

start line from here in new tied to Nevada where there's no speed limit

and

running the bike with a lead brick in the front of it.

Morning warning.

Past year going back there.

A.

Hundred and fifty eight hundred and sixty miles an hour.

Yeah

yeah that sounds about right.

As you gotta talk his way or this one.

Sure i got his ass and a slowing us down to it.

The situation with this thing you don't have any license plates on it.

Was registered in

new Zealand.

New Zealand.

Mean to tell me that this

contraption years is registered for the road.

Yeah new Zealand.

New Zealand.

Right.

Well.

How about taking it easy here in Nevada.

Just because we don't have speed limit don't mean we want people killing themselves.

Sheds fair enough to me.

Right

you have a good day

oh well

thank you

bet

Bert everything okay.

Photos.

Are.

Very going to have to give the

that brick the.

Spanish Archer Spanish Archer

yeah the

big our about you know

the red brick has got to go.

Stupid idea is that anyway

what's your.

I'm just going to after.

Or

during the why she is.

What about that speed wobble.

Cross that bridge or not get there.

I've got another problem to

yeah what now

about.

When i get her going to there's an enormous man and hate

coming off the exhaust pipe.

And i hope it doesn't.

Cook bottleneck.

Well maybe you can wrap your leg and some

asbestos cloth such an external

yeah it's a good idea.

You got any more problems you want to tell us about oh yes yes

that's why I'll take care of.

Got a bad heart.

Stuff.

Yeah.

That

close your eyes and give me your hand.

I

just.

See your eyes.

Before.

Because i said so mr come on.

Keith.

Are not.

Trying to make a fool out of know man i.

Never do that though

never.

Know

i can't.

Tenerife.

Yeah

alright

alright.

Put that your pocket.

Alright.

Good.

He can open up.

You're staring at.

We've unanimously voted you hear on the salt flat sportsmen of the year because we

figured nobody has ever traveled as far as you have to be here for speed week so.

Normally we would present a trophy or something like that.

Considering your case without a few extra dollars it'd be my appreciate

how we pass.

Thank you will.

Thank you

very much.

I'm sorry i didn't know

what to say.

Idea

to.

Quite overwhelming and averaged twenty five years dream to come here.

I.

Well i should try

to.

Justify you respect

and.

Yeah and.

The original the speed of my own bike was a fifty four miles an hour.

I'm hoping to.

Yeah improved a little.

Invercargill

new Zealand.

Burden around.

Just yesterday.

Burwood would you get this stuff.

This stuff.

To know the language dedicated bar

got their spouse

start out of it.

Got those heart bills.

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