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When the world was setting softly to you, follow my voice where everyone leads from

Street effected overseers, forward shouteduto fore

The eighth of the December.

It has been the most amazing week of my life.

Of course my friends have been trying to convince me that it never happened.

But in time they were trying to convince me that it never happened.

But in time they will be convinced.

It all came about because of a book.

And? Oh dear.

I think the rest of the trick's rasp

That sounds so apologetic.

You only beat Badger once every three years.

Yeah.

Too good for me tonight, I fear.

You alright, Toad?

Thank you, Badger.

This is absolutely fascinating.

What is it, Toad? What's the book?

Is it a buy-chat called H.K.?

No, no. H.G. Wells.

Yeah. H.G. Wells.

Yes. And it's about a time machine.

Yeah. Yes. The time traveler.

Yes. Oh, you read it.

Well, it is his book, Toad.

Very excited by science, Mr. Wells.

Can't say I am.

Oh, but Badger. It's wonderful.

Oh, and of course he would work.

What would work, Toad?

No, the time machine.

The time travels his invention that carries him about in time.

But it works in the story, of course.

No, no, no, no.

No, it tells you how it's made.

It has a sad old two levers.

Some of it's made of, erm, some of it...

Oh, wait. Now, where is it? It's here.

Oh. Yes. Listen. Listen.

Now, parts were of nickel, but parts of ivory, parts, um...

Twisted crystalline bars.

Mm. Mm.

You see?

But it's only a story, Toad.

It might have only been a story in 1895, but science has moved on.

Isn't it?

No, it's regret. Technology's it.

Toad, it's not.

I am going to be old.

That time machine.

What?

What?

Yes.

I am going to be old that time machine.

Oh, Toad, you can't.

It means...

Such word is, Toad.

No such word as a word.

Yes.

Oh, Toad.

Come, yes, old.

But I think it's too late, Vanger.

I'm off. I'm off. I'm off.

How?

Mr. Toad's time machine.

Oh, the travel is amazing story.

Time machine.

Oh.

Oh.

Over the next few days, my friends tried to convince me that my efforts would be waited.

But I would not be deflected from my path.

Even though there were some early technical difficulties.

Mmm.

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Mmm.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

But I am not the one to be easily discouraged.

And over the next few months,

I gradually assembled the necessary parts for the construction

Though it needed many journeys to London to find the right components.

And you haven't seen him either?

Well, I've seen him.

Oh, thanks, well. I've seen him, but he hasn't stood still for me long enough for me to say as much as goodbye.

Oh, dear. It's a bad one, isn't it?

It's one of the worst. He's been out for months now.

Yes. Badger's worried he might have some sort of breakdown.

Well, perhaps we ought to go around and see him.

We wasn't all that pleased to see us last time.

No, but all the same.

Shall we see what Badger thinks?

Yes. Yes, I think we should.

Oh, Toad.

At last! At last! The final vital component!

The twisted crystalline bar.

Ha ha ha ha!

I bet no one else in the whole world would have thought of my brilliant...

Solution!

And now for my moment of triumph.

Not to explore the fourth dimension.

Not to say farewell to the little world that was too small to hold my genius.

Crystal, yes.

Forward in time. Yes.

Backwards in time. Yes.

Here, indicator. Yes.

And I am ready.

One, two, three.

It's working. It's moving.

I'm going. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, dread.

Oh, Bob. Oh, Bob.

Oh, Bob. How is nearly there?

How much moves through time?

The roof went quite misty.

If only I wanted to see you tired.

I know I have a little rest. Yes.

I have a little rest in our try again.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

So tired. Oh, yeah.

Oh, tired. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I'm just letting all this.

Ah!

I'm not a crystal.

Something's happening.

Over here. I'm not imagining it.

Am I? No, no.

I must have charged it.

I must have started working it.

I'm going back to time.

I'm traveling. I'm traveling to time.

Oh!

11.45.

1145.

I'm going.

My clothes.

My clothes.

I mean, the ancient, ancient clothes.

How can I achieve this machine must change the clothes to shoot the time?

That job, Wilsey's never did that.

But then he wasn't a toad.

Oh, there.

What's that?

Robin.

Robin.

Robin.

Oh!

Moly!

Moly, my dear old chef, what are you doing here?

Moly, Moly, what's that?

You mean you're not...

I say you're not...

You're not...

Friar Tuck, are you?

What game is this good, Robin?

Who should I be but Friar Tuck?

What?

Are they mazed?

Mazed?

No, I don't think...

Well, I mean the journey was a bit of a...

Replicator but...

Spifflicator?

What means style?

What's that way laid by the sheriff's men?

How gave some short shrift, I'll warrant.

Yes.

Yes, I said...

I should say.

I should say what?

I should... I... no, no, it's...

It's just an expression.

I mean, I... I see...

It's nearly marvelous!

I like to see the in good humour, Robin.

Well a day, I fear me that it may not last.

Yes!

What?

I fear me, Robin, that we are betrayed.

Moly, Moly, Moly, betrayed.

That rascal landlord of the trap and weasel,

hath to the sheriff, our hiding place revealed.

You mean... the sheriff of Nottingham?

Of Nottingham indeed. Who else?

Who else indeed?

Greetings good outlaws.

I have thee now, I think.

Look, this is all a mistake.

You see, I only just got you.

No, I mistake not Robin Hood, nor the fat friar who standeth by your side.

No, no, Raddy.

Look, I got here on the time machine, you see, and...

None of your tricks you villain call not my Robin Villain.

Villain?

Yeah, Jolly Good, Moly, yes, sir.

You give him up for.

Robin, where is I, Trasty Bow?

I haven't got it.

Look, look, look, look, I am not a Robin Hood.

What?

Raddy, Raddy, sir, cherish it.

I'm not Robin Hood.

Thou shalt not thus escape.

Robin, never betrayed thy noble name.

Stand man and fight!

Ooh, not likely, ooh, good.

All word men at arms and seize these wretches.

Oh, oh no, my machine.

Where's my time machine?

Took not of sundials now.

Lucian thy trusty sword.

Sand dials?

Sand in the time machine.

Time machine.

Oh, oh, what's the use?

Ha ha.

Ah!

Robin!

Robin!

Charlie, now!

Oh, sorry!

Robin!

After the villain Robin Hood.

Let him not escape.

Get off her, that way.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh gosh.

Who's that?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, come on.

Come on, come on!

Oh, hey, it's working.

It's working quickly.

Quickly, quickly, quickly, must get back to town hall.

Forward, Leela, forward, Leela.

Ah!

Oh, who?

Hi, Joe. That was a jolly near thing.

Oh, hello. Where am I?

Oh, oh, she's if I've landed in the garden.

Still, as long as I know, who cares?

Ah-ha! Just wait till I tell the others about this.

Whoo-hoo! Well made, just being a reed.

Ha-ha! Whoa!

A sheet. What are we doing in a sheet, Leela? I mean...

Hey, oh, great Caesar.

Hey. Ratti. Ratti. Great Caesar.

Your general. Marcus Quintus Chrycetitis.

Great Caesar.

Your eight Caesar.

Ah. Bye.

Joe.

And by all the gods of Rome,

hail Julius Octodia Caesar.

Hm-hmm.

Hm-hmm.

Did, uh, did you want something?

Um, mhm.

Markets?

I'd bring you news from the Empire.

Yeah, um, tell thy news.

General.

All Gaul has been divided into three parts, great Caesar.

Oh!

As you commanded.

Ah! Yes!

Oh, yes, of course!

I nearly forgot.

There's so much to do when you've got the Roman Empire to run.

It's no Gaul, eh?

In three parts.

In three parts.

Hm.

Have we built, uh, Hadrian's Wall, yeah?

Hadrian's Wall Caesar.

I know no Hadrian.

Oh, tread.

That must be later.

I wish I could remember all those blessed history lessons.

Oh, yeah, never mind.

Just an idea.

Hail, Calpurnia.

Calpurnia.

Calpurnia.

That wasn't she.

Your wife approaches Caesar.

Oh, no, my wife.

Calp...

Melp!

And by Joe.

And by all the gods of...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, noble husband, gentle Caesar.

Are you quite well?

Well, I'm a bit tired, but...

Who is this Mo?

And Badger?

Well, he's you too.

I mean, he's...

Er, no, no, no.

And there, er, er, it's a bad shade the army could do with some mules.

And band badges.

Badges, you see, to show, you know, which side they're on, really.

He's not sleeping, Melp.

My husband, er, this is the sous sere that I tell thee of.

They wear the eyes of much.

Wait a minute.

I've heard that.

I remember four.

Thane, glorious Caesar.

Hey?

What would your dear father say if he could see you now?

I say here.

You can't talk to Caesar like that.

Marcus, tell... tell me can't talk to Caesar like that.

Well, my dear Caesar, I know what he means.

Yes, you really should listen to the sous sere now.

I say.

You say what?

No, nothing.

He's just an expression.

I owe Caesar.

What?

Chief!

No, dear.

It's Cassius.

Erm, erm, erm.

Yond Cassius, Etheline and Hungry.

Look.

Yeah, just a minute.

That's my line.

Henry, what do you want?

I owe Caesar.

Those with custard pie.

Salutvi.

I think you'll find that it's L.C.

Zare those about to die.

Salutvi.

Besides, where's the custard pie?

Erm, erm, erm.

Yeah, the pie is a much.

Oh, come, Caesar.

Oh, the pie's, it's not pie.

It's it's Eit's Eit's.

Yeah.

Smackly Eit.

What?

Yo, you rotter.

You ate your broocha, sketchy.

He's got a even better idea.

Erm.

Erm.

Oh, erm.

Oh, no.

They're trying to assassinate me.

Oh, dear.

You should have listened to the sous sere.

Vanglorius, Caesar.

Oh, well, poo to the lot of you.

I'm not Johnny Wayne's team.

No. Where's my time?

Oh, machine. What?

Where's he gone?

He's behind the edge.

Right. Friends, Romans and Cancyman.

Let me your cheers.

You see, shes.

I've got to get away.

I've got to get back.

They're going to a Saturday.

I've got to get back.

Oh, it's worth it.

He's worth it.

And then go on in time.

And then go on.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Todie.

Ah!

You all right?

Mm!

That'll help you all.

Oh!

Come on. Todie, wake up.

Todie, you've been dreaming.

Who are you?

What?

What are you talking about?

I've been what?

Dreaming toad.

Dream?

Ah!

Who?

That's what you think.

We were worried about you so long since we saw you.

Worried about me.

Todie, be quiet.

Hey?

You have obviously fallen asleep on this ridiculous contraption.

Ridiculous contraption.

I've had some sort of nightmare.

No, no.

I've been back in time.

Nonsense.

Yes.

Yes, I have.

I was Robin Hood and an dang genius.

She's there.

No, no.

Just dreaming.

I was.

I'm sure I was.

But I...

I only want to be told.

What's that?

Yes, I don't want to be famous.

My goodness.

No, you want to job me a head off?

Was something.

Tod?

But it works.

No!

It's only where we're taking travel.

The Room Time!

Oh, Tod!

Tod!

Tod!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The clever man that Oxford knew all this to be knew,

but none of them knew half as much as intelligent Mr. Doe.

The animals that hid in the arms and tears in torrents knew.

Who was it said there's land ahead?

Mr. Doe!

The world has held eight heroes as his people's headroom.

But never a name went down to fame compared with that of Tod.

Intelligent Mr. Doe.

Hey, Gary, you missed Mr. Doe!