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♪ Hey, everybody,
have you heard the news? ♪

♪ Joe Bob is back in town ♪

♪ He's over at the drive-in,
hanging around ♪

♪ Watching crazy movies,
so come on down ♪

♪ To Joe Bob's
"Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ Blood, beasties,
boobies, and more ♪

♪ Joe Bob's
"Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ It's a spooky good time
with monsters and ghosts ♪

♪ Crazy, kooky fun with
the world's greatest host ♪

♪ Joe Bob's
"Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ It's gonna be legendary ♪

♪ Joe Bob's
"Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ It's gonna be very scary ♪

♪ Joe Bob's
"Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

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You know, Darcy, Daryl Dixon
is gonna have a hard time

finding one of these babies
over in France.

I love Daryl.I know you do.

No, no, I mean, I love Daryl.
It is way beyond fangirl.

I know.

You used to post
scandalous pictures of yourself

holding signs that say,
"If Daryl dies, we riot."

I remember that.

And it worked.
He did not die.

Okay. well, we're talking,
of course, about Norman Reedus,

the most popular actor
on "The Walking Dead."

He was
in 17 million episodes.

And you know why
he was so popular, Darcy?

Because he's
freaking awesome.

Look, I'm a redneck,
he's from north Georgia,

which explains why
he introduced into the series

a Horton Scout
HD 125 crossbow,

which gives you 12 extra deer
days in Georgia hunting season.

I mean, that's probably
originally why he got it.

But you can you can kill deer
at 80 yards with this thing.

You know, not to mention bear,
turkey, coyote, fox, woodchuck,

anything furry
and fleshy.

Woodchuck?

Woodchuck is legal
with a bow.

And what I'm thinking is,
zombies, being slower than deer,

you know, you can go up
to triple that distance

because once this bolt
leaves these babies,

it doesn't stop
till it cracks bone.

But I'm worried about him
over in France.

Maybe you should just
introduce what we're doing here.

Oh, yeah.

"The Walking Dead:
Daryl Dixon."

Enough said, right?Yeah! Yes.

Yeah?Yes.

'Cause here we are
with the premiere episode

of the latest spin-off series.

Daryl is dazed and confused
and wandering around

postapocalyptic
French monasteries

looking for the Cracker Barrel
and finding mutton soup

served in tureens instead.

What are you talking about?

You go hunting in France,

they shoot stuff over there
like mouflon, and --

Is that a sheep?
Yeah.

Well, one thing
we have in common

with the French
is wild boar.

They love to shoot pigs
over there too.

Do you have a point?

I just think he's gonna
need to learn

a whole new set
of woodland skills over there.

Maybe we should just introduce
this amazing new series.

Okay, "The Walking Dead:
Daryl Dixon"

is the sensitive story
of an American zombie hunter

who washes up
on the shores of France

and gets taken in
by some kick-ass nuns

who think they need him
to protect the boy Messiah.

Does that about sum it up?Good job.

Let's look at those "Drive-In"
totals and get started.

We have...

Four stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.

You know, another thing
they hunt over in France

is the alpine shammy.

It's a goat!

Calm down.

I'm not gonna join PETA
or anything, but come on.

[Laughter]

Judith: You deserve
a happy ending, too.

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[Spits, panting]

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[Sighs]

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Man: 19 months at sea.

Hoping to stay ahead
of this thing.

Circled Spain.

Nowhere's safe.

We'll try Marseille next.

Maybe the south of France
is good.

There's got to be
a safe place somewhere.

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[Sighs]

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Sue had a heart attack.

We had to let her go.

I had to...take care of it.

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Our 10th anniversary
would've been in June.

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Honey keeps crying.

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She wants her mum back.

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She wants things
the way they were.

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She wants to go home.

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My name's Daryl Dixon.

I come from a place called
the Commonwealth.

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It's in America.

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I went out looking
for something,

and all I found was trouble.

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If I don't make it back,

I want them to know I tried.

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Hell, I'm still trying.

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[Lurker growling]

[Sniffs]

[Growling]

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[Sniffs]

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[Growling]

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[Clank, walkers growling]

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[Growling continues]

Ah! Ah!

[Sizzling]

[Grunting]

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[Growling continues]

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[Sighs]

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[Panting]

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Well, he doesn't have
his Horton Scout HD 125,

but he does have a harpoon
and a boot knife.

And sometimes
that's all you need.

Because he's such a badass.

And this episode
looks beautiful.

All those drone shots,
helicopter shots,

the Roman aqueduct,
and the mesas and the buttes.

And what do you call mesas
and buttes in France?

Mesas and buttes?

Okay. Well, anyway,
it looks amazing.

Daryl is amazing.

I do want to point out
what a total jock Daryl is,

'cause he's crossing
the Atlantic Ocean

on an upside down lifeboat,
because look at what we got here

in the prevailing
Atlantic currents.

Daryl is coming from the
Commonwealth, which is in Ohio.

And so he's entering
the ocean

somewhere on
the Eastern seaboard.

And whammo! What's the first
thing that grabs him?

The Labrador Current, which is
driving him down here to Havana.

Does that stop him?
No!

He paddles far enough out

that he hits the Gulf Stream.

And swoosh!

He's gonna try
to hit Bermuda,

but then it carries him
too far north,

and he's about to get swept up
in the Norway Current

and end up as
a north Georgia Slurpee

in some Scandinavian fjord.

But once again,
he paddles like a son of a bitch

over to the Canary Current

and to make sure
he goes south to safety.

But once again, he don't want
to get tossed back

into Hurricane Alley here and go
in the opposite direction.

So he manages to fight
his way north-northwest,

not just to the coast
of Portugal,

not just to the coast of Spain,
but all the way to Marseille,

which means he goes past
the party island of Ibiza

and the historical island
of Mallorca,

which, by the way,
has more women in monokinis

than any place in the world.

Should have stopped there.

And then he goes 400
more miles to Marseille,

which is known
as the preferred destination

of international drug dealers
and old men in fish bonnets.

I am not following
any of this,

and I don't think
anyone else is either.

I'm saying, Darcy,
do you know how hard it is

to cross the ocean
in that direction

and end up in Marseille?

You know that Norwegian dude
with the Kon-Tiki raft

couldn't do that
if he tried 9,000 times.

But does it really matter
in the plot?

If you or I tried to do that,
we'd end up bobbing up and down

in the Gulf of Mexico,
waving our arms,

trying to get the guys on the
Texaco platform to come save us.

There is no Texaco platform
after the zombie apocalypse.

Exactly.
So we'd be dead.

But not Daryl.

Daryl always finds a way.

Thor Heyerdahl.

Huh?Norwegian dude.

I just remembered his name.

[ Laughter ]

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"God loves you."

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[Sighs]

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[Clattering in distance]

[Clanking]

Maribelle: Uh...
bonjour.

[Speaks French]

Bonjour.

[Speaking French]

Monsieur?

I'm sorry.
I don't understand you.

Hey!
You American guy.

You know, I speak
English very good.

What's crackin', noob?

[Speaks French]

My, uh, grandfather,
he hurt the ankle.

Only --
Only small English, him.

Hello.

You got medical?

We trade you for apple or, um,
um, a rabbit, maybe.

Very good, rabbit.

Merci.Merci.

Food there.

Maribelle:
So, where are you going to?

Back where I came from.

Across the ocean?Yeah.

[speaking French]

[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

I'm Maribelle.

Um, he Guillaume.

So maybe we go together,
you know?

Get somewhere safe,
maybe?

You can help us.

We can help you
find a way.

Hey, Yankee.

[Speaks French][Chuckles]

All the time, he talk
about World War II.

La résistance.U.S. GIs.
Fight together.

Your country, my country,
like friends.

You are no friend.

There ain't no countries
no more, neither.

[Engine revs]

[Engine shuts off][Speaks French]

[Speaks French]

[Speaks French]

Il ne parle pas Français.
"Sit down," he said.

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[Speaks French]

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[Panting]

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[Speaks French]

Stop.
Save the powder.

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Merci.

Can you get
my medical bag?

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[Grunts]

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[Gunshot]

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Well, as we all know,
you can't trust anybody

when you're a tourist
in France, right?

I don't think that's
the point of that scene.

Daryl needs his crossbow.

You talk about that crossbow
like it's magic.

As I pointed out,
Darcy,

Daryl learned
his survival skills

in the north Georgia woods

where Ned Beatty
was raped by Bill McKinney.

What?! What?
Bill McKinney.

Second-greatest redneck actor.

Second only to Burt Reynolds.
And "Deliverance"!

You saw "Deliverance."

Darcy, what does Burt Reynolds
kill Bill McKinney with?

A bow and arrow.
It was not a crossbow.

That's even more difficult.

I'm just saying, Daryl is going
to need some primitive weapons.

He's going to need to make him
a potato cannon

or find a crowbar
under a truck or something.

He needs a shotgun.

True.

Spoken like a true native
of South Carolina.Whoo.

But I think everybody
is out of ammo,

because remember
that French girl he meets?

She said,
"Save the powder,"

which is what makes Daryl
have an advantage here.

What advantage?

Every Southern man knows
how to use weapons

that do not require
a firing mechanism.

Is that right?

Yeah, 'cause every time
you're on probation,

what item do they tell you
that you cannot have

in your possession?

A firearm.

What weapon can launch a bolt
500 yards

yet is not a firearm?

Good point.

Thank you.

Irrelevant,
but good point.

[ Laughter ]

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Judith: You deserve
a happy ending, too.

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Daryl: I'll find them.
I'll bring them home.

It's not like we're never gonna
see each other again.

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[Indistinct whispering]

[Speaking French]

[Grunting, screams]

[Speaking French]

[Coughing]

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[Screams]

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[Singing in French]

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You feeling better?

My name is Isabelle.

There's no need to be afraid.
You're a guest.

You always tie up
your guests?

It was for
your own safety.

Messed up my arm.

At least
you still have it.

You had a wound
from the brûlant.

Cauterization is the best way
to prevent the spread.

A brû-what?

A brûlant.

A burner.

Dead ones at the market?

Mm-hmm.

Here we call them "les affamés,"
"the hungry ones."

Burner is just one kind.

Alright.

May I?

Yeah.

What is this place?
Like a convent or something?

We're a small community
of nuns.

Verysmall now,
after 12 years.

We survive here, farming,
gardening, scavenging.

You're from America?

Place called Commonwealth,
right?

I found
your tape recorder.

How did you come to be
in France?

A bunch
of bad decisions.

The cauterization
is holding.

Best to clean up,
avoid infection.

I'll be back
with the dressings,

Monsieur Dixon.

Daryl.

You can call me Daryl.

Enchantée.

[Lock clicks]

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[Sighs]

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[Conversing in French]

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[Grunts]

[Chuckles]

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[Exhales sharply]

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[Water sloshing]

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[Sighs]

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[Sighing]

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[Gasping]

[Breathing heavily]

[Lock clicks, door opens]

May I see your head?

It's honey garlic.

To fight infection.

I see you've kept
all your options open.

[Chuckles]

Over the years,
our abbey has become

part of a group
called l'Union de l'Espoir.

Means "union of hope."

Open to all messages of faith
and perseverance.

We believe humanity
is enduring a test

from which we will
soon be delivered.

Look up.

Yeah, I never put much
stock in, uh...

God?
Mm-hmm.

Well,
He puts stock in you.

Lean forward.

These scars
on your back?

Daddy was a smoker.

You have siblings?

Mm-hmm. Used to.
A brother.

I had a sister.

Lean back.

Looks like
you have some, too.

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Parish priest used to say
that our scars show

that we have suffered,
but more importantly,

that we have healed
from our suffering.

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You ought to get
some air.

I'll wait outside.

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Across the courtyard
is where the sisters live.

No men allowed.

What about the little boy
I saw?

Laurent grew up here.

With us.
He was orphaned.

[Speaking French]

[Chuckling]
They're afraid of you.

I'll be gone soon.

Isabelle: Medieval churches
often had weapons rooms.

You needed them
back then.

Makes sense.

We've trained ourselves
to use them,

just in case.

Killer nuns, huh?

Well, we can defend ourselves
if we need to.

Père Jean
was a collector.

His grandfather fought
in the Maquis.

You got one missing.That's the one I used.

That's
Père Jean's office.

You know how to use
that radio?

It's been a while since I
managed to reach anyone on it.

You mind if I
give it a try?

Sure,
once you get better.

The last one
was a Spaniard.

A few months ago.

Spoke a bit of English.
I can try reaching him again.

YourEnglish is good.

My parents worked
for Médecins Sans Frontières.

They traveled
all over.

Bosnia, Chechnya,
Rwanda.

My sister and I finished
our schooling in Paris.

How'd you end up here?

A bunch
of good decisions.

The abbey was already being
modernized by the time I came.

Our hope was to
convert the land

into an agricultural property
that would support us,

fund our mission.

It's been enough
to keep us going.

Take a seat.
I'll be right back.

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So Greg Nicotero,
ladies and gentlemen.

[Cheers and applause]

An old friend
of "The Last Drive-In,"

special-effects maestro,

the man who has built
and destroyed more zombies

than any human being,
living or dead.

Your exec-producing this,
right?
Yeah. Yeah.

We've been filming in Paris
for several months now.

I went right
from "Walking Dead,"

shot a season of "Creepshow,"
and then, boom, right to Paris.

Wow, and you got some new faces
on the creative team.

You got David Zabel
as the showrunner.

He's sort of our
illustrious leader

and takes care
of all the scripts.

And Daniel Percival.

Yeah, Dan directed
our pilot episode.

He's a British director
and one of our EPs.

Okay, and you all got together
and said,

"Hey, you know what? We've been
in Georgia long enough.

Let's shoot this next
spin-off in...France"?

[Laughs]
Well, look.

You know, Norman always
sort of loved the idea of it

being a sort of a "stranger
in a strange land" kind of vibe.

So originally he thought about,
you know, like,

maybe Daryl's going across
the United States.

But, you know,
we -- we swung big.

So you said Normanwanted
to be in France.

Was one of the ideas.

But I think that, you know,

it really suits the show,
for sure.

Okay,
well, stick around,

because it's about
to get gnarly.

in this premiere episode of
"The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon,"

the story of
an American mountain man

called to a holy place in, um --
Where is this?

Where is the convent
on the mountain?

Well, there's actually two.

We have an exterior
which is in the south of France

and the interior courtyard stuff

we shot in a place
called Abbey Royaumont,

which is
just outside of Paris.

So it's two places.
The convent is two places.Yes.

Okay.
Trickery.

[Laughter]

So after Daryl floated about
5,000 miles across the ocean

on an upside-down lifeboat,
he walked 600 more miles

in the first 10 minutes
of this episode.

Is that right?

You know,
he's got a lot of stamina.

Once he eats a fish
and drinks a little water,

you know, he's got
a couple hundred miles in him.

[Laughter]

Now you try.

My record is 3 minutes
and 12 seconds.

I'm not really good
at shit like that.

No? Oh.

I'm quite good
at shit like that.

Math problems, science.
Music. Geography.

Also, I know all the countries
and capitals

from back
in the before time.

Père Jean taught me
everything.

Pardon my manners, Monsieur.
I'm Laurent.

Pleased to make
your acquaintance.

How many people do you think
live within the boundaries

of what was once France?

Starting from 67 million people
before the fall,

I speculate current French
populace of fewer than 200,000.

I was gonna say way less.

Muchless.

Do you know how long
it would take

to repopulate
that many people?

No.

Six generations.

Perhaps seven.

Hurts my stomach
just thinking about it.

Yeah, the math sucks.

Do you have children,
Monsieur?

A wife?

Parents?

Nah.

No, nothing like that.

But you're homesick.

I see it in your eyes.

What are you, a shrink?

I feel things.
In my stomach.

I feel your sadness.

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Not to despair,
Monsieur Daryl,

but you deserve
a happy ending, too.

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Laurent, récitations.
Dépêche-toi.

Time for poetry.
Père Jean awaits.

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Now you try.

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Eh... [Chuckles]
"Everything --" Okay.

"Everything has all gone, uh,
pear-shaped."

Eh.

It means bad.

"Pear-shaped"?

Oui.
En forme de poire.

[Chuckles][Speaks French,
chuckling]

[Engine revving]

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[Gearshift clicks,
engine shuts off]

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Ah.

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[Grunts]

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[Grunts]

[Thud][Grunts]

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[Scoffs]

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[Weapon plunges][Grunts]

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[Breathing shakily]

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[Breathing shakily]

[Vehicle door opens, closes]

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[Laurent speaking French
in distance]

[Walker growling]

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Sur la montagne démente.

Sur la mer, sur les bateaux.

[Growling continues]

The hell are you doing?This is Père Jean.

We are waiting for him
to rise again.

Laurent.

[Growling continues]

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Let me explain.

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[Growling continues]

You got a lot of witchy shit
going on around here.

Dead priest in a closet
and a creepy kid?

No thanks.

It's not
what you think.

Doesn't matter what I think.
I'm outta here.

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You can't leave.
Not without us.

We've been waiting
for you.

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You're the messenger.

The messenger?

To deliver Laurent.

He drew this.

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Yeah.
He should stick to math.

Three weeks ago,
before you came.

He drew a guy on the beach.
So what?

I saw you fight
the Guerriers.

I know you can get him
there safely.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Our leader
is a Buddhist monk.

He came through on a pilgrimage
some years ago.

He recognized something
in Laurent,

an answer to a prophecy.

L'Union has a base
up north,

a community that will raise
and nurture him

to be
who he was born to be.

"Who he was born to be?"

Six months ago,
Lama Rinpoche said it was time.

Père Jean was supposed
to escort him, but...

well, you saw.

Yeah, I did.
You got him locked up,

thinking the prayers
and poetry are gonna fix him.

Laurent is special.
I think you see that.

Do I?His mother died
in childbirth.

He shouldn't have
survived that.

It's a miracle
he's even alive.

Can I borrow this?

He's shown abilities,
perceptions,

compassion beyond
any child.

He sees into people.

We used to have a kid
like that in grade school.

Used to get his ass kicked
a lot.

I'm gonna borrow this,
too, alright?He needs teaching,

guidance
we cannot provide.

He'll be safer there,
nurtured, until he's ready.

[Sighs]
Ready for what?

To be the new Messiah.

To lead the revival
of humanity.

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Whoa!

The little kid with the
Rubik's Cube is the new Messiah?

You know, we went into
a whole new dimension

in that one little sequence,

which included
some French gangsters

that are scarier than any French
zombies that we've seen so far.

And speaking of French zombies,
direct from Paris...

What?

...sitting with us tonight

we have executive producer
Greg Nicotero,

the zombie master.

And so I happen to know
from the advanced publicity

that you guys have been doing
that this series

eventually visits Paris
and, more importantly,

the catacombs of Paris,

where there are
six million people buried.

Darcy, you went to
the catacombs of Paris, right?

I did.

Are there really
six million people down there?

I didn't count them,
but probably, yeah.

Alright, so, Greg, tell me
that you're gonna reanimate

six million dead French people,
because that would be cool.

It would be really interesting
and exciting.

They're mostly bones,
but we filmed in the catacombs,

which was really,
really exciting,

and sort of sneaking off
between takes to go explore.

You always get worried.

They say don't go too far
because you might get lost

and then they --
they don't find you again.

There's a lot of tunnels
in there.Alright.

When a French zombie

comes back to life,
does he still hate Americans?

Uh, no,
he's actually okay.

He might try to kiss you
on both cheeks.

I was gonna ask you that!

Do the zombies kiss each other
on both cheeks

when they pass
on the street?

Because that would
be really gross.

We thought we should put
little zombie nibbles

on each of the cheeks of some of
the people,

as if they got bit
on the cheek.

That's great.

Well,
you and the creative team

should all
be very proud of this

'cause this series goes places
that we have never seen before,

even if we've watched all 177
episodes of "The Walking Dead."

Thank you. We're really,
really proud of it.

It's so different.

Did you run into
any French hillbillies?

Because French hillbillies --

there are French hillbillies,
but they don't do whiskey.

They do thick liqueur.

It's all red wine.
It's all red wine.

But also that stuff
in the unlabeled bottles,

in just the clear bottles,

you know, it's like cough syrup
that explodes your optic nerves.

You know,
it's just, like, horrible stuff.

Isabelle: Don't you see?
This is why you're here.

This is why
you washed ashore.

This is why I was on the road
that day.

This is why
you were saved.

Everything happens
for a reason.

Can you fire
this thing up?

The tube broke
a month ago.

What?

I've been trying
to get a replacement.

[Chuckles]

You've been fucking
with me.

There's a port up north
that may still be active.

Show me.

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Le Havre.

We've heard rumors of ships
that come and go.

But it's just rumors.

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What is this route
that's marked out right here?

That's Père Jean's plan
to get the boy up north.

These are stops, places where
we have friends

who can help to connect us,
radio frequencies.

It's a treacherous path north,
hard to find your way,

harder if you don't
speak French.

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Michel!

Michel!

Michel!

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[Clanking in distance]

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[Growling]

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[Growling continues]

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[Growling stops]

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[Crying]

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Look, I'll be fine.
Besides, the kid likes it here.

He's safe.
He got lucky.

He's lonely.

He's growing up with no friends,
no father figure.

He needs other children,
teachers.

Well, staying alive's
more important.

He's got a greater destiny
than just surviving.

What does hethink
about your plan, huh?

Adieu, Monsieur Daryl.
Nous nous reverrons.

It means,
"We shall meet again."

Isabelle: He doesn't know
about any of it.

He's young.
It's too much to put on him.

Look, I've already
made plans.

I ain't looking to make
any more.

The world is lost.
We know that.

Hope fades gradually,
and then all at once.

If we're wrong, at least
you will have helped a boy

get to a better place.

But if we're right...

why not bet on hope?

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It ain't my problem.

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[Engine revs]

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You know,
you can just tell

Daryl has
no French survival skills.

He's like a wounded duck

out there on that highway
full of guerillas.

Daryl has
everything he needs.

Daryl is not gonna eat
goose liver paté.

There are certain French things
Daryl will simply not do.

Daryl will do
whatever it takes.

Why do you love Daryl
so much?

Because he is
a no-BS kind of guy.

But he's
in the land of BS.

Have you ever tasted
boudin noir, Darcy?

What's that?

Pudding made out of blood.Ew.

That's what they eat.No, I have not.

I thought you might
put aside your vegan principles

knowing that it was blood.

But it's animal blood.

That's true.
Normally pig blood.

Are you saying that
if it was human --

I'm not even
gonna go there.

Go ahead.I have a better question.

You were just showing me your
visit to the Paris catacombs

on your phone.

Why did you wear bunny ears
into the Paris catacombs?

Why would I not?

You know,
the French have a dish

called lapin à la cocotte?

Which is...
Rabbit stew.

Ew.
[Laughs]

I'm just saying Daryl
is not equipped.

Oh, baby,
Daryl is equipped.

[Laughter]

[Men conversing in French]

[Knock on door]

[Match strikes]

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[Sister Véronique
speaking French]

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[Keys jingling]

[Lock clicks]

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[Thudding]

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[Gun cocks]

[Man shouting in French]

[Speaks French]

[Père Jean growling]

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[Growling continues][Gasps]

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[Growling continues
in distance]

Codron: Philippe.

Philippe.

[Growling continues]

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[Grunts]

[Growling stops]

No.

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[Men shouting in French]

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[Both speaking French]

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[Grunts]

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[Gasps]

[Gunshot]

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[Gun cocks][Grunts]

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[Grunts]

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Please. Please. Please.
Please. Show mercy.

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[Gunshot]

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[Gun clicks]

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[Growling]

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[Gun cocks]

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You don't believe.

Maybe you never saw
a reason to.

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But one thing
I know --

reasons are everywhere.

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[Gasps]

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They're with the angels now.

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Are we lost, Isa?

We're never lost,
mon chou.

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[Humming]

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[Singing in French]

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You asked me
how I got here.

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I left home,

looking for something.

I figured there had to be
something out there

worth finding.

And I ran into
some bad people.

They put me on a boat.

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That didn't go well.

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And I washed ashore
here,

and I ran into a nun.

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You can take me
to that place, right?

That place
with the port?

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Yes.

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Alright, then.

I'll take you
where you need to go.

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[Engine starts]

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Get those nuns some AKs.

I think they ought to have
their own spin-off series.

You know,
I think we can see now

just why Daryl is gonna need
his crossbow.

'Cause, Darcy,
in just a minute here,

I'm gonna demonstrate
how accurate these babies are.

I'm gonna shoot
an apple off your head.

But right now...I'm sorry, what?

That's what they do
in France.

You know, William Tell,
he was French.

He was Swiss.Same difference.

Right now
I got to say that there are

lots of really good
French actors in this series,

but the two
that really grabbed my attention

are the lead guerrier,
Codron --

the one with the Mike Tyson
tattoo on his cheek.

That guy is Romain Levi.

And the other one
is Louis Puech Scigliuzzi,

the 14-year-old boy that
the nuns are trying to protect.

I am not doing that.

I am just gonna demonstrate
the technological integrity

of the three-arrow
Horton Scout HD 125.

So if you can just stand
by the door of the trailer --

No, I cannot.

And why does it have
three arrows?

Three home invaders,
one Horton Scout.

So go on.
Do it for Daryl.

Ohh.[Laughter]

And in this last sequence,

you're gonna see
a scene set in Le Havre,

which is 1,000 kilometers
from where he arrived in France,

indicating they're gonna
be using all of France

to make this series.

So, Austin,
if you will put the apple

on Darcy's head, please.

Austin:
Yeah, sure thing.

If I remember correctly...Are we really doing this?

Just humor him.Got to do this thing first.

So the great thing about
these primitive weapons

is they cannot go
off accidentally,

which is the cause of most
gun deaths in the modern world.

[Click, arrow thuds]

Ah!

Man:
Oh! Nice shooting, Tex.

Well, I think we just
illustrated the accuracy

of the Horton Scout 125.

Give me this.
And...

What? What are you doing?
Why are you upset?

No need
to storm the Bastille, Darcy.

I'm Joe Bob Briggs,
and the drive-in will never die.

But you will.

[Laughter]

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Man:
We were in the Gulf of Cádiz
when the prisoners escaped.

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It was beyond our control.

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Who's in control
if not you?

Madame Genet, a captain
is only as good as his crew.

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My father fished
these waters.

Small trawler.

He'd go out
for days at a time,

and no matter
how hard things got,

he knew one thing --

Crew is only as good
as their captain.

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Doctor.

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[Walkers growling]

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[Doctor speaking French]

[Doctor yelling in French]

Three years to get
this ship seaworthy.

And now?

Whole endeavor scuttled
because of what?

One American?

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We did manage
to stop the mutiny.

Did you?
Congratulations.

And the man?

Overboard, presumed.

Presumed?

By who? By you?

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Who was he?

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He was named...

Dixon.

Dixon.

[Sighs]

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Made in Georgia.