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♪ Hey, everybody, have you heard the news? ♪

♪ Joe Bob is back in town ♪

♪ He's over at the drive-in, hanging around ♪

♪ Watching crazy movies, so come on down ♪

♪ To Joe Bob's "Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ Blood, beasties, boobies, and more ♪

♪ Joe Bob's "Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ It's a spooky good time with monsters and ghosts ♪

♪ Crazy, kooky fun with the world's greatest host ♪

♪ Joe Bob's "Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ It's gonna be legendary ♪

♪ Joe Bob's "Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ It's gonna be very scary ♪

♪ Joe Bob's "Last Drive-In" show ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

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You know, Darcy, Daryl Dixon is gonna have a hard time

finding one of these babies over in France.

I love Daryl.I know you do.

No, no, I mean, I love Daryl. It is way beyond fangirl.

I know.

You used to post scandalous pictures of yourself

holding signs that say, "If Daryl dies, we riot."

I remember that.

And it worked. He did not die.

Okay. well, we're talking, of course, about Norman Reedus,

the most popular actor on "The Walking Dead."

He was in 17 million episodes.

And you know why he was so popular, Darcy?

Because he's freaking awesome.

Look, I'm a redneck, he's from north Georgia,

which explains why he introduced into the series

a Horton Scout HD 125 crossbow,

which gives you 12 extra deer days in Georgia hunting season.

I mean, that's probably originally why he got it.

But you can you can kill deer at 80 yards with this thing.

You know, not to mention bear, turkey, coyote, fox, woodchuck,

anything furry and fleshy.

Woodchuck?

Woodchuck is legal with a bow.

And what I'm thinking is, zombies, being slower than deer,

you know, you can go up to triple that distance

because once this bolt leaves these babies,

it doesn't stop till it cracks bone.

But I'm worried about him over in France.

Maybe you should just introduce what we're doing here.

Oh, yeah.

"The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon."

Enough said, right?Yeah! Yes.

Yeah?Yes.

'Cause here we are with the premiere episode

of the latest spin-off series.

Daryl is dazed and confused and wandering around

postapocalyptic French monasteries

looking for the Cracker Barrel and finding mutton soup

served in tureens instead.

What are you talking about?

You go hunting in France,

they shoot stuff over there like mouflon, and --

Is that a sheep? Yeah.

Well, one thing we have in common

with the French is wild boar.

They love to shoot pigs over there too.

Do you have a point?

I just think he's gonna need to learn

a whole new set of woodland skills over there.

Maybe we should just introduce this amazing new series.

Okay, "The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon"

is the sensitive story of an American zombie hunter

who washes up on the shores of France

and gets taken in by some kick-ass nuns

who think they need him to protect the boy Messiah.

Does that about sum it up?Good job.

Let's look at those "Drive-In" totals and get started.

We have...

Four stars. Joe Bob says check it out.

You know, another thing they hunt over in France

is the alpine shammy.

It's a goat!

Calm down.

I'm not gonna join PETA or anything, but come on.

[Laughter]

Judith: You deserve a happy ending, too.

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Man: 19 months at sea.

Hoping to stay ahead of this thing.

Circled Spain.

Nowhere's safe.

We'll try Marseille next.

Maybe the south of France is good.

There's got to be a safe place somewhere.

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[Sighs]

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Sue had a heart attack.

We had to let her go.

I had to...take care of it.

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Our 10th anniversary would've been in June.

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Honey keeps crying.

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She wants her mum back.

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She wants things the way they were.

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She wants to go home.

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My name's Daryl Dixon.

I come from a place called the Commonwealth.

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It's in America.

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I went out looking for something,

and all I found was trouble.

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If I don't make it back,

I want them to know I tried.

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Hell, I'm still trying.

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[Lurker growling]

[Sniffs]

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[Growling]

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[Clank, walkers growling]

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[Growling continues]

Ah! Ah!

[Sizzling]

[Grunting]

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Well, he doesn't have his Horton Scout HD 125,

but he does have a harpoon and a boot knife.

And sometimes that's all you need.

Because he's such a badass.

And this episode looks beautiful.

All those drone shots, helicopter shots,

the Roman aqueduct, and the mesas and the buttes.

And what do you call mesas and buttes in France?

Mesas and buttes?

Okay. Well, anyway, it looks amazing.

Daryl is amazing.

I do want to point out what a total jock Daryl is,

'cause he's crossing the Atlantic Ocean

on an upside down lifeboat, because look at what we got here

in the prevailing Atlantic currents.

Daryl is coming from the Commonwealth, which is in Ohio.

And so he's entering the ocean

somewhere on the Eastern seaboard.

And whammo! What's the first thing that grabs him?

The Labrador Current, which is driving him down here to Havana.

Does that stop him? No!

He paddles far enough out

that he hits the Gulf Stream.

And swoosh!

He's gonna try to hit Bermuda,

but then it carries him too far north,

and he's about to get swept up in the Norway Current

and end up as a north Georgia Slurpee

in some Scandinavian fjord.

But once again, he paddles like a son of a bitch

over to the Canary Current

and to make sure he goes south to safety.

But once again, he don't want to get tossed back

into Hurricane Alley here and go in the opposite direction.

So he manages to fight his way north-northwest,

not just to the coast of Portugal,

not just to the coast of Spain, but all the way to Marseille,

which means he goes past the party island of Ibiza

and the historical island of Mallorca,

which, by the way, has more women in monokinis

than any place in the world.

Should have stopped there.

And then he goes 400 more miles to Marseille,

which is known as the preferred destination

of international drug dealers and old men in fish bonnets.

I am not following any of this,

and I don't think anyone else is either.

I'm saying, Darcy, do you know how hard it is

to cross the ocean in that direction

and end up in Marseille?

You know that Norwegian dude with the Kon-Tiki raft

couldn't do that if he tried 9,000 times.

But does it really matter in the plot?

If you or I tried to do that, we'd end up bobbing up and down

in the Gulf of Mexico, waving our arms,

trying to get the guys on the Texaco platform to come save us.

There is no Texaco platform after the zombie apocalypse.

Exactly. So we'd be dead.

But not Daryl.

Daryl always finds a way.

Thor Heyerdahl.

Huh?Norwegian dude.

I just remembered his name.

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"God loves you."

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[Clattering in distance]

[Clanking]

Maribelle: Uh... bonjour.

[Speaks French]

Bonjour.

[Speaking French]

Monsieur?

I'm sorry. I don't understand you.

Hey! You American guy.

You know, I speak English very good.

What's crackin', noob?

[Speaks French]

My, uh, grandfather, he hurt the ankle.

Only -- Only small English, him.

Hello.

You got medical?

We trade you for apple or, um, um, a rabbit, maybe.

Very good, rabbit.

Merci.Merci.

Food there.

Maribelle: So, where are you going to?

Back where I came from.

Across the ocean?Yeah.

[speaking French]

[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

I'm Maribelle.

Um, he Guillaume.

So maybe we go together, you know?

Get somewhere safe, maybe?

You can help us.

We can help you find a way.

Hey, Yankee.

[Speaks French][Chuckles]

All the time, he talk about World War II.

La résistance.U.S. GIs. Fight together.

Your country, my country, like friends.

You are no friend.

There ain't no countries no more, neither.

[Engine revs]

[Engine shuts off][Speaks French]

[Speaks French]

[Speaks French]

Il ne parle pas Français. "Sit down," he said.

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[Speaks French]

Stop. Save the powder.

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Merci.

Can you get my medical bag?

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Well, as we all know, you can't trust anybody

when you're a tourist in France, right?

I don't think that's the point of that scene.

Daryl needs his crossbow.

You talk about that crossbow like it's magic.

As I pointed out, Darcy,

Daryl learned his survival skills

in the north Georgia woods

where Ned Beatty was raped by Bill McKinney.

What?! What? Bill McKinney.

Second-greatest redneck actor.

Second only to Burt Reynolds. And "Deliverance"!

You saw "Deliverance."

Darcy, what does Burt Reynolds kill Bill McKinney with?

A bow and arrow. It was not a crossbow.

That's even more difficult.

I'm just saying, Daryl is going to need some primitive weapons.

He's going to need to make him a potato cannon

or find a crowbar under a truck or something.

He needs a shotgun.

True.

Spoken like a true native of South Carolina.Whoo.

But I think everybody is out of ammo,

because remember that French girl he meets?

She said, "Save the powder,"

which is what makes Daryl have an advantage here.

What advantage?

Every Southern man knows how to use weapons

that do not require a firing mechanism.

Is that right?

Yeah, 'cause every time you're on probation,

what item do they tell you that you cannot have

in your possession?

A firearm.

What weapon can launch a bolt 500 yards

yet is not a firearm?

Good point.

Thank you.

Irrelevant, but good point.

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Judith: You deserve a happy ending, too.

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Daryl: I'll find them. I'll bring them home.

It's not like we're never gonna see each other again.

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[Indistinct whispering]

[Speaking French]

[Grunting, screams]

[Speaking French]

[Coughing]

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[Screams]

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[Singing in French]

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You feeling better?

My name is Isabelle.

There's no need to be afraid. You're a guest.

You always tie up your guests?

It was for your own safety.

Messed up my arm.

At least you still have it.

You had a wound from the brûlant.

Cauterization is the best way to prevent the spread.

A brû-what?

A brûlant.

A burner.

Dead ones at the market?

Mm-hmm.

Here we call them "les affamés," "the hungry ones."

Burner is just one kind.

Alright.

May I?

Yeah.

What is this place? Like a convent or something?

We're a small community of nuns.

Verysmall now, after 12 years.

We survive here, farming, gardening, scavenging.

You're from America?

Place called Commonwealth, right?

I found your tape recorder.

How did you come to be in France?

A bunch of bad decisions.

The cauterization is holding.

Best to clean up, avoid infection.

I'll be back with the dressings,

Monsieur Dixon.

Daryl.

You can call me Daryl.

Enchantée.

[Lock clicks]

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[Conversing in French]

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[Grunts]

[Chuckles]

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[Water sloshing]

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[Gasping]

[Breathing heavily]

[Lock clicks, door opens]

May I see your head?

It's honey garlic.

To fight infection.

I see you've kept all your options open.

[Chuckles]

Over the years, our abbey has become

part of a group called l'Union de l'Espoir.

Means "union of hope."

Open to all messages of faith and perseverance.

We believe humanity is enduring a test

from which we will soon be delivered.

Look up.

Yeah, I never put much stock in, uh...

God? Mm-hmm.

Well, He puts stock in you.

Lean forward.

These scars on your back?

Daddy was a smoker.

You have siblings?

Mm-hmm. Used to. A brother.

I had a sister.

Lean back.

Looks like you have some, too.

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Parish priest used to say that our scars show

that we have suffered, but more importantly,

that we have healed from our suffering.

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You ought to get some air.

I'll wait outside.

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Across the courtyard is where the sisters live.

No men allowed.

What about the little boy I saw?

Laurent grew up here.

With us. He was orphaned.

[Speaking French]

[Chuckling] They're afraid of you.

I'll be gone soon.

Isabelle: Medieval churches often had weapons rooms.

You needed them back then.

Makes sense.

We've trained ourselves to use them,

just in case.

Killer nuns, huh?

Well, we can defend ourselves if we need to.

Père Jean was a collector.

His grandfather fought in the Maquis.

You got one missing.That's the one I used.

That's Père Jean's office.

You know how to use that radio?

It's been a while since I managed to reach anyone on it.

You mind if I give it a try?

Sure, once you get better.

The last one was a Spaniard.

A few months ago.

Spoke a bit of English. I can try reaching him again.

YourEnglish is good.

My parents worked for Médecins Sans Frontières.

They traveled all over.

Bosnia, Chechnya, Rwanda.

My sister and I finished our schooling in Paris.

How'd you end up here?

A bunch of good decisions.

The abbey was already being modernized by the time I came.

Our hope was to convert the land

into an agricultural property that would support us,

fund our mission.

It's been enough to keep us going.

Take a seat. I'll be right back.

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So Greg Nicotero, ladies and gentlemen.

[Cheers and applause]

An old friend of "The Last Drive-In,"

special-effects maestro,

the man who has built and destroyed more zombies

than any human being, living or dead.

Your exec-producing this, right? Yeah. Yeah.

We've been filming in Paris for several months now.

I went right from "Walking Dead,"

shot a season of "Creepshow," and then, boom, right to Paris.

Wow, and you got some new faces on the creative team.

You got David Zabel as the showrunner.

He's sort of our illustrious leader

and takes care of all the scripts.

And Daniel Percival.

Yeah, Dan directed our pilot episode.

He's a British director and one of our EPs.

Okay, and you all got together and said,

"Hey, you know what? We've been in Georgia long enough.

Let's shoot this next spin-off in...France"?

[Laughs] Well, look.

You know, Norman always sort of loved the idea of it

being a sort of a "stranger in a strange land" kind of vibe.

So originally he thought about, you know, like,

maybe Daryl's going across the United States.

But, you know, we -- we swung big.

So you said Normanwanted to be in France.

Was one of the ideas.

But I think that, you know,

it really suits the show, for sure.

Okay, well, stick around,

because it's about to get gnarly.

in this premiere episode of "The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon,"

the story of an American mountain man

called to a holy place in, um -- Where is this?

Where is the convent on the mountain?

Well, there's actually two.

We have an exterior which is in the south of France

and the interior courtyard stuff

we shot in a place called Abbey Royaumont,

which is just outside of Paris.

So it's two places. The convent is two places.Yes.

Okay. Trickery.

[Laughter]

So after Daryl floated about 5,000 miles across the ocean

on an upside-down lifeboat, he walked 600 more miles

in the first 10 minutes of this episode.

Is that right?

You know, he's got a lot of stamina.

Once he eats a fish and drinks a little water,

you know, he's got a couple hundred miles in him.

[Laughter]

Now you try.

My record is 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

I'm not really good at shit like that.

No? Oh.

I'm quite good at shit like that.

Math problems, science. Music. Geography.

Also, I know all the countries and capitals

from back in the before time.

Père Jean taught me everything.

Pardon my manners, Monsieur. I'm Laurent.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

How many people do you think live within the boundaries

of what was once France?

Starting from 67 million people before the fall,

I speculate current French populace of fewer than 200,000.

I was gonna say way less.

Muchless.

Do you know how long it would take

to repopulate that many people?

No.

Six generations.

Perhaps seven.

Hurts my stomach just thinking about it.

Yeah, the math sucks.

Do you have children, Monsieur?

A wife?

Parents?

Nah.

No, nothing like that.

But you're homesick.

I see it in your eyes.

What are you, a shrink?

I feel things. In my stomach.

I feel your sadness.

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Not to despair, Monsieur Daryl,

but you deserve a happy ending, too.

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Laurent, récitations. Dépêche-toi.

Time for poetry. Père Jean awaits.

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Now you try.

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Eh... [Chuckles] "Everything --" Okay.

"Everything has all gone, uh, pear-shaped."

Eh.

It means bad.

"Pear-shaped"?

Oui. En forme de poire.

[Chuckles][Speaks French, chuckling]

[Engine revving]

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Ah.

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[Weapon plunges][Grunts]

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[Breathing shakily]

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[Vehicle door opens, closes]

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[Laurent speaking French in distance]

[Walker growling]

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Sur la montagne démente.

Sur la mer, sur les bateaux.

[Growling continues]

The hell are you doing?This is Père Jean.

We are waiting for him to rise again.

Laurent.

[Growling continues]

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Let me explain.

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[Growling continues]

You got a lot of witchy shit going on around here.

Dead priest in a closet and a creepy kid?

No thanks.

It's not what you think.

Doesn't matter what I think. I'm outta here.

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You can't leave. Not without us.

We've been waiting for you.

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You're the messenger.

The messenger?

To deliver Laurent.

He drew this.

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Yeah. He should stick to math.

Three weeks ago, before you came.

He drew a guy on the beach. So what?

I saw you fight the Guerriers.

I know you can get him there safely.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Our leader is a Buddhist monk.

He came through on a pilgrimage some years ago.

He recognized something in Laurent,

an answer to a prophecy.

L'Union has a base up north,

a community that will raise and nurture him

to be who he was born to be.

"Who he was born to be?"

Six months ago, Lama Rinpoche said it was time.

Père Jean was supposed to escort him, but...

well, you saw.

Yeah, I did. You got him locked up,

thinking the prayers and poetry are gonna fix him.

Laurent is special. I think you see that.

Do I?His mother died in childbirth.

He shouldn't have survived that.

It's a miracle he's even alive.

Can I borrow this?

He's shown abilities, perceptions,

compassion beyond any child.

He sees into people.

We used to have a kid like that in grade school.

Used to get his ass kicked a lot.

I'm gonna borrow this, too, alright?He needs teaching,

guidance we cannot provide.

He'll be safer there, nurtured, until he's ready.

[Sighs] Ready for what?

To be the new Messiah.

To lead the revival of humanity.

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Whoa!

The little kid with the Rubik's Cube is the new Messiah?

You know, we went into a whole new dimension

in that one little sequence,

which included some French gangsters

that are scarier than any French zombies that we've seen so far.

And speaking of French zombies, direct from Paris...

What?

...sitting with us tonight

we have executive producer Greg Nicotero,

the zombie master.

And so I happen to know from the advanced publicity

that you guys have been doing that this series

eventually visits Paris and, more importantly,

the catacombs of Paris,

where there are six million people buried.

Darcy, you went to the catacombs of Paris, right?

I did.

Are there really six million people down there?

I didn't count them, but probably, yeah.

Alright, so, Greg, tell me that you're gonna reanimate

six million dead French people, because that would be cool.

It would be really interesting and exciting.

They're mostly bones, but we filmed in the catacombs,

which was really, really exciting,

and sort of sneaking off between takes to go explore.

You always get worried.

They say don't go too far because you might get lost

and then they -- they don't find you again.

There's a lot of tunnels in there.Alright.

When a French zombie

comes back to life, does he still hate Americans?

Uh, no, he's actually okay.

He might try to kiss you on both cheeks.

I was gonna ask you that!

Do the zombies kiss each other on both cheeks

when they pass on the street?

Because that would be really gross.

We thought we should put little zombie nibbles

on each of the cheeks of some of the people,

as if they got bit on the cheek.

That's great.

Well, you and the creative team

should all be very proud of this

'cause this series goes places that we have never seen before,

even if we've watched all 177 episodes of "The Walking Dead."

Thank you. We're really, really proud of it.

It's so different.

Did you run into any French hillbillies?

Because French hillbillies --

there are French hillbillies, but they don't do whiskey.

They do thick liqueur.

It's all red wine. It's all red wine.

But also that stuff in the unlabeled bottles,

in just the clear bottles,

you know, it's like cough syrup that explodes your optic nerves.

You know, it's just, like, horrible stuff.

Isabelle: Don't you see? This is why you're here.

This is why you washed ashore.

This is why I was on the road that day.

This is why you were saved.

Everything happens for a reason.

Can you fire this thing up?

The tube broke a month ago.

What?

I've been trying to get a replacement.

[Chuckles]

You've been fucking with me.

There's a port up north that may still be active.

Show me.

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Le Havre.

We've heard rumors of ships that come and go.

But it's just rumors.

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What is this route that's marked out right here?

That's Père Jean's plan to get the boy up north.

These are stops, places where we have friends

who can help to connect us, radio frequencies.

It's a treacherous path north, hard to find your way,

harder if you don't speak French.

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Michel!

Michel!

Michel!

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[Clanking in distance]

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[Growling]

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Look, I'll be fine. Besides, the kid likes it here.

He's safe. He got lucky.

He's lonely.

He's growing up with no friends, no father figure.

He needs other children, teachers.

Well, staying alive's more important.

He's got a greater destiny than just surviving.

What does hethink about your plan, huh?

Adieu, Monsieur Daryl. Nous nous reverrons.

It means, "We shall meet again."

Isabelle: He doesn't know about any of it.

He's young. It's too much to put on him.

Look, I've already made plans.

I ain't looking to make any more.

The world is lost. We know that.

Hope fades gradually, and then all at once.

If we're wrong, at least you will have helped a boy

get to a better place.

But if we're right...

why not bet on hope?

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It ain't my problem.

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You know, you can just tell

Daryl has no French survival skills.

He's like a wounded duck

out there on that highway full of guerillas.

Daryl has everything he needs.

Daryl is not gonna eat goose liver paté.

There are certain French things Daryl will simply not do.

Daryl will do whatever it takes.

Why do you love Daryl so much?

Because he is a no-BS kind of guy.

But he's in the land of BS.

Have you ever tasted boudin noir, Darcy?

What's that?

Pudding made out of blood.Ew.

That's what they eat.No, I have not.

I thought you might put aside your vegan principles

knowing that it was blood.

But it's animal blood.

That's true. Normally pig blood.

Are you saying that if it was human --

I'm not even gonna go there.

Go ahead.I have a better question.

You were just showing me your visit to the Paris catacombs

on your phone.

Why did you wear bunny ears into the Paris catacombs?

Why would I not?

You know, the French have a dish

called lapin à la cocotte?

Which is... Rabbit stew.

Ew. [Laughs]

I'm just saying Daryl is not equipped.

Oh, baby, Daryl is equipped.

[Laughter]

[Men conversing in French]

[Knock on door]

[Match strikes]

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[Keys jingling]

[Lock clicks]

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[Thudding]

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[Gun cocks]

[Man shouting in French]

[Speaks French]

[Père Jean growling]

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[Growling continues][Gasps]

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[Growling continues in distance]

Codron: Philippe.

Philippe.

[Growling continues]

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[Grunts]

[Growling stops]

No.

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[Men shouting in French]

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[Both speaking French]

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[Grunts]

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[Gasps]

[Gunshot]

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[Gun cocks][Grunts]

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[Grunts]

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Please. Please. Please. Please. Show mercy.

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[Gunshot]

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[Gun clicks]

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[Growling]

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[Gun cocks]

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You don't believe.

Maybe you never saw a reason to.

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But one thing I know --

reasons are everywhere.

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[Gasps]

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They're with the angels now.

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Are we lost, Isa?

We're never lost, mon chou.

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[Humming]

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[Singing in French]

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You asked me how I got here.

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I left home,

looking for something.

I figured there had to be something out there

worth finding.

And I ran into some bad people.

They put me on a boat.

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That didn't go well.

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And I washed ashore here,

and I ran into a nun.

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You can take me to that place, right?

That place with the port?

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Yes.

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Alright, then.

I'll take you where you need to go.

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[Engine starts]

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Get those nuns some AKs.

I think they ought to have their own spin-off series.

You know, I think we can see now

just why Daryl is gonna need his crossbow.

'Cause, Darcy, in just a minute here,

I'm gonna demonstrate how accurate these babies are.

I'm gonna shoot an apple off your head.

But right now...I'm sorry, what?

That's what they do in France.

You know, William Tell, he was French.

He was Swiss.Same difference.

Right now I got to say that there are

lots of really good French actors in this series,

but the two that really grabbed my attention

are the lead guerrier, Codron --

the one with the Mike Tyson tattoo on his cheek.

That guy is Romain Levi.

And the other one is Louis Puech Scigliuzzi,

the 14-year-old boy that the nuns are trying to protect.

I am not doing that.

I am just gonna demonstrate the technological integrity

of the three-arrow Horton Scout HD 125.

So if you can just stand by the door of the trailer --

No, I cannot.

And why does it have three arrows?

Three home invaders, one Horton Scout.

So go on. Do it for Daryl.

Ohh.[Laughter]

And in this last sequence,

you're gonna see a scene set in Le Havre,

which is 1,000 kilometers from where he arrived in France,

indicating they're gonna be using all of France

to make this series.

So, Austin, if you will put the apple

on Darcy's head, please.

Austin: Yeah, sure thing.

If I remember correctly...Are we really doing this?

Just humor him.Got to do this thing first.

So the great thing about these primitive weapons

is they cannot go off accidentally,

which is the cause of most gun deaths in the modern world.

[Click, arrow thuds]

Ah!

Man: Oh! Nice shooting, Tex.

Well, I think we just illustrated the accuracy

of the Horton Scout 125.

Give me this. And...

What? What are you doing? Why are you upset?

No need to storm the Bastille, Darcy.

I'm Joe Bob Briggs, and the drive-in will never die.

But you will.

[Laughter]

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Man: We were in the Gulf of Cádiz when the prisoners escaped.

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It was beyond our control.

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Who's in control if not you?

Madame Genet, a captain is only as good as his crew.

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My father fished these waters.

Small trawler.

He'd go out for days at a time,

and no matter how hard things got,

he knew one thing --

Crew is only as good as their captain.

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Doctor.

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[Walkers growling]

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[Doctor speaking French]

[Doctor yelling in French]

Three years to get this ship seaworthy.

And now?

Whole endeavor scuttled because of what?

One American?

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We did manage to stop the mutiny.

Did you? Congratulations.

And the man?

Overboard, presumed.

Presumed?

By who? By you?

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Who was he?

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He was named...

Dixon.

Dixon.

[Sighs]

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Made in Georgia.