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So, who's excited to go
to the CREEP show?
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You're gonna love it.
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I still don't understand
why we have to go to this.
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Oh, come on, we get to go with MIFT,
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and there's nothing more fun
than a Convention for
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Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power.
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Really? 'Cause I... I can think
of several things more fun.
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- Watching paint dry, for instance.
- Ooh.
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Uh, sitting in traffic...
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- Sanitizing my grandma's dentures...
- Aw, Grandma T.
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Well, now you're gonna have to
add the CREEP show to that list.
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I'm just... I'm not really
in the right headspace
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to go to some big energy convention.
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Why is nothing working?
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- Completely get why you're upset...
- Oh, no!
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... after that very public
oopsie at the football game
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that I promised myself
I'd never talk about again.
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- Here I am, doing it!
- No, no, no.
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- Yeah!
- Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Ha-ha! Gotcha.
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You know what? It's actually
nice to be down here again.
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In fact, I'll bet our old MIFT
crew really misses us.
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I bet they're barely
functioning without us.
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# Oh! Don't you worry #
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# Don't you fret for now
you've got this gent #
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# I'm the MIFT replacement #
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Oh, I've never known such joy.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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Cheers!
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Hello! Sorry about the flash.
A bit of a documenter.
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I love photographing all my new friends.
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And, uh, random strangers?
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- Strangers no more.
- Tylor, Val,
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this is our new MIFTer, Roger Rogers.
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- Uh, sorry, Roger Rogers?
- Roger that.
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Double T and Double R. Double fun!
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He wrenched the nut on his first try.
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With his teeth!
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What are teeth for, if not chewing
on things made from metal? Mmm.
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Yeah, unlike the last guy we had,
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- Roger is actually useful.
- He brought his own tools,
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and knows the difference
between positive
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pressure and injection welding torches.
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Doesn't everybody?
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Oh, it's CREEP o'clock.
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You better get your scales
and tails in gear.
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Oh, Rogie, your whimsical melodies
make me lose track of time.
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But real quick, before we go,
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this is the key to Vendy,
the love of my life,
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and I don't know what this key is,
but I'm too afraid to get rid of it.
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Oh, and here's the master keys
to Monsters, Incorporated.
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They will open any
door in this building,
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including the one to your heart.
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Wowie! Well, thanks for trusting
me to hold down the fort
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while the rest of you are at the
CREEP show today, Uncle Fritz.
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Uncle Fritz!
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You know, I've always wanted
an uncle-ish father figure.
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Fa-fa-fa-fa father figure!
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Roger Rogers.
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Does that name sound completely
made up, or is it just me?
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- Nah, it's just you.
- I really like that name.
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It's easy to remember.
Roger Rogers. Roger Rogers.
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Oh, but if you don't like it, I don't
like it as much as I said I did.
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All right, MIFTers,
time to finish loading up.
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Monsters, Incorporated is going where?
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That's right! To the CREEP show.
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Well, have fun CREEP-ing.
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Welcome to the CREEP show.
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Where being a creep is a good thing.
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- Pardon me, coming through.
- Duncan!
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- Is that a model of Monstropolis?
- To scale!
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Mother and I worked
all weekend on this beauty.
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The crown jewel of Mike
and Sulley's presentation.
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Or, as I like to call it, MOMstropolis!
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- MOMstropolis?
- Yes. And like her, it is extremely fragile.
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So no one touches it. You hear me?
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- No, no, no one!
- Ho, ho. Oh! Ow!
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Smitty, help me unload these
canisters for the big presentation.
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And please use all four
of your hands this time.
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Okey-doke. But my bottom hands
have a mind of their own.
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Or at least that's what I tell the cops.
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Welcome to the Convention
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for Resourceful Energy
Efficiency and Power.
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All right, how's everybody
doing at the CREEP show?
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Energy from the sun.
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Now, I know what you're
thinking. "That's crazy".
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Wow!
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Better than watching paint dry, huh?
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Take in the sights and...
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smells of opportunity and body odor.
It is so great to be back.
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Yeah, it is. And I'm going to get
twice as much swag as last year.
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And I weigh it, so I'll know.
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Are you a fan of the can?
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Mike Wazowski and
Monsters, Inc. have arrived.
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Would you be so kind as to
direct us to our usual booth?
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I'm sure it's in the center,
with all the other big shots.
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Big shots? Yeah, mmm.
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Let's see. Monsters, Inc.
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Laugh energy. Yes, of course.
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You're with alternative energy.
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Oh!
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"And Other Hare-Brained Ideas"?
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Hmm... Well, we're definitely not
near Scream Energy anymore.
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This can't be happening.
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There's been an insulting mistake!
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Spinnergy exercise energy
makes you feel great.
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And just 16 hours of exercise a day
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powers your house for an entire hour.
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Come on, girl. Hop on the bikes.
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Hard pass. I'd rather sit in the dark.
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But I would love this.
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Our booth's got to be
down here somewhere.
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Huh. The guy said 60 and a half, right?
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- Wow.
- Hmm, 58, 59...
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60 and a half?
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All right, the booth may be small,
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but it's going to be the
biggest small booth ever.
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And would you look at that? We've
even got a line waiting for us.
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I bet you're all here to learn about
the wonders of Laugh Power.
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No. I'm in the line for the bathroom.
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Well, would you like some reading
material while you're in there?
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- You, uh, you got anything longer?
- Oh...
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Oh. Perfect.
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Yeah, perfectly inadequate.
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Looks like we got our work
cut out for us then.
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You're all set up for Mike and I's
big Laugh Power presentation.
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Val? Tylor? You're on booth duty.
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A day full of talking to
hundreds of different strangers?
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Oh, my gosh, it's gonna
be the best day ever!
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Yeah, I don't, I'm so... I just...
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I don't know if I'm
the best spokesmonster.
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Come on. You're the poster boy of
a former Scarer becoming a jokester.
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Yeah, but when I tried to talk
about it at the football game,
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it didn't exactly go well.
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That's putting it mildly.
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I understand. I'm a little
nervous about today myself.
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You get nervous?
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Ho, ho. Yep. But life is
a lot like the Laugh Floor.
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We can't stop going through doors
just because one doesn't work out.
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You know?
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I'll try.
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That's the Monsters, Inc. spirit.
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Come on, Sulley. It's time to
schmooze and kiss some butts.
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Well, hopefully, our
butts get kissed, too.
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You know, metaphorically speaking.
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- You feel better now? Let's do this.
- Well, uh...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Where did you get that amazing necklace?
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Oh, this little thing? It's from
Tiff-a-sneeze, of course.
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Oh! Well, why don't you take
a Monsters, Incorporated bag?
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It'll go great with your necklace.
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Huh! Why, thank you.
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Now you try.
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Pardon me, sir, would you like a...
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Sorry, that's... that's not what it's...
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Laugh Power is the future.
Ha-ha. Okay. Bye.
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Nowhere to go but up.
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Hi. Would you like a Monsters,
Incorporated Laugh Power T-shirt?
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It was mass-produced with love.
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Do you happen to have a Stink-a-Mint?
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Actually, I do.
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Mmm. Thanks.
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Ho-ho!
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Oh, no! Here he comes! Run!
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Oh!
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Yummy, yummy, rargh!
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Take that!
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Rargh, rargh. Now there'll
finally be parking.
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Take that, divorce court!
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No, no, come here,
you! Spit it out! Now!
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Oi!
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Oh, sorry, Terry.
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Playground's closed.
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- Give me that.
- Whoa.
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Oh, look at you. I will fix you.
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I shall guard this city with my life.
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Grrr. Your life is small. Like
your disproportionate wings.
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Ooh, a paperweight.
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This bag's getting heavy.
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Nobody wants a brochure.
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Let's work together. You
stock them, I'll pass them.
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Ooh! These horns are very handy.
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Cool. Glad something about me is useful.
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Hey! Are you one of those jokesters?
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Me? Oh, no, I'm just
a jokester assistant.
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- But Tylor over here, he's the real jokester.
- Heh-heh.
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Oh, yeah, I know you.
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You're the guy that tanked at the
MU homecoming game.
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He was hilarious. I laughed
so hard, I needed my inhaler.
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Hey, don't listen to them.
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I'm gonna go for a walk.
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Oh! Nice one.
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I am Alistair Clawbottom.
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And we here at Scare Masters
have been scaring our way up
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from the bottom for over a century!
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And this newfangled Laugh Power
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is an affront to our monster nature.
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It's all malarkey, I say.
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- Ma-larkey!
- Yeah!
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Scream calendars,
calendars for the New Year.
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Features all of our top Scarers.
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Hey there, I'm Mr. April...
if you're wondering.
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Hmm.
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The It's Later booth was my favorite.
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I got a Scare card signed
by Johnny Worthington.
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It all started long ago,
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with a monster, a scream and a dream.
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A dream to make human children's
lives a living nightmare.
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Jack "The Fang" Worthington, one
of the pioneers of Scream Energy,
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founded FearCo, a company powered
by the most frightening Scarers.
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And now, the torch has been
passed to his son, Johnny,
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who is leading FearCo into the future.
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Okay, let's open the floor
to some questions.
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Johnny! Johnny!
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Yeah. You there. Four-eyes. Go ahead.
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Do you really think Laugh
Power is more efficient?
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With all due respect to Monsters, Inc.
and their energy,
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I wanna make sure that the good,
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hardworking citizens of
Monstropolis have power.
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It's monsters like that
who keep this city running.
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And we keep them running,
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with reliable, proven Scream Energy.
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- Johnny! Johnny!
- But I don't wanna focus on what they're doing.
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I wanna focus on what we're doing.
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FearCo is taking what already works
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and is making it better.
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Over this way, our scientists
will show you a glimpse
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of our new Scream amplifier
that will change everything.
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- Ooh.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, big guy.
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Press only.
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Argh!
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Nice, man! My ears are ringing.
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You see that angle I took in there?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Yeah, easy as pie.
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- Ha-ha!
- And by pi, I mean 3.1415926.
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Hey, look who decided
to come see how it's done.
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Scaring was too hard, so he had
to quit and become... a jester.
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Jokester. I'm a jokester.
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Oh, "I'm a jokester".
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"I'm a jokester".
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Scream king to court jester.
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- Good one, Evan.
- Court jester.
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Court jester!
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Loser!
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Whoa! Give me three, man.
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- Great job.
- Thanks.
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Oh, oh, yeah, thanks.
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Thank you.
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Whoa.
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Boo!
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Attention all CREEPers!
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The Monsters, Inc. presentation
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on Laugh Power will
be starting momentarily.
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Oh, no, I'm gonna miss it.
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Move over!
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Mike check, mike check.
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Michael Wazowski takes checks.
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Ooh! Is it hot in here? It feels hot.
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Says the guy covered in fur.
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Since when were you nervous
about public speaking?
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Well, normally, it doesn't bother me,
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but it's just this is our big chance
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to show off Laugh Power
and I don't want to blow it.
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Please don't start shedding again.
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Oh, good. It didn't start yet.
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Aw. Did you come here
to bask in the glory
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of my illustrious city model?
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Oh, you mean the one your mommy built?
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I helped! She let me hold the glue.
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Okay, let's see here.
Please join me in giving
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a very scary welcome to Monsters, Inc.
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Thank you.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Heh. Seems like it's
a good time to start.
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Right, Sulley?
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Right, Sulley?
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Ahem. That's me.
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Thank you for coming
to our presentation.
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And that concludes our presentation.
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Thank you for coming.
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I think these are in the wrong order.
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Good one, Sulley! Classic
notecard mix-em-up.
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One of the many laugh techniques
we use over at Monsters, Inc.
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Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, senior
co-president and chief executive,
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vice-deputy administrative director
of comedy resources management.
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Which is what it says
on my parking spot.
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And this is...
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Hmm? Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
I'm James P. Sullivan, CEO.
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And we're here to give you a little
peek at how great Laugh Power is.
292
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Oh, hey, they're using my canister.
293
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Hey, Smitty, is it normal for
the gauge to flicker like that?
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I've never seen a canister do that.
295
00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,856
Ooh. Except that one time.
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Oh, yeah, that one time.
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What one time?
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Well, one time...
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That one time...
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Before we switched over to
the new big laugh canisters.
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- Okay.
- Someone didn't clean out
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the old Scream canisters properly...
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Yeah, and some of it got
mixed in with Laugh Power.
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Yeah, and?
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00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,212
Wait. Who's someone? Do I know them?
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And then what happened?
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00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:29,716
It did what that canister is
doing. Yeah, right before...
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Is "someone" me?
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Yes, it's you. Okay.
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What happened when you mixed
Laugh Power with Scream Power?
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- Boom!
- Oh, no. Hmm, huh...
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Ladies and gentle monsters,
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this is a model of Monstropolis.
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To scale!
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And we're gonna use it to
show you that Laugh Power
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is 10 times more powerful than Screams.
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First, we'll show you
what a small amount
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of Scream Power will do.
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- Push the button, Sulley.
- Oh, right.
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And now we'll show you what
the exact same amount
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of Laugh Power can do.
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you
think you're doing?
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We can't use that laugh canister.
325
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You keep your tiny hands
off of my MOMstropolis.
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00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,442
Why is everything about your mother?
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Oh, my.
328
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,853
Too bright.
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You just can't shove your way...
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We did just say you were getting a peek
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at Laugh Power, huh?
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Right, Sulley?
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Um...
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Um, um... Well...
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You know what?
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Enough of this rehearsed stuff.
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00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:09,145
Let's just have a conversation.
Who's got questions?
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I do! I do!
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00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,246
Listen, you'll pay for this, Tuskmon!
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00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:18,463
Oh, no!
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00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:22,913
Got you!
342
00:17:24,932 --> 00:17:26,458
All right. What did I miss?
343
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,423
Hey! Whoa! Rude!
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00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,517
Sorry.
345
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,191
Hey, Tylor. There you are.
Wait up! Where have you been?
346
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,018
I've been at the booth
alone this whole time.
347
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,645
What was that noise?
348
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,447
Oh, um, tummy issues.
349
00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:50,190
Is this because of what that jerk said?
350
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,724
About seeing you at the MU game?
351
00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:52,776
Rude!
352
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,178
- I'm a little busy right now, Val.
- Excuse you!
353
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:57,603
I have longer legs than you,
but you're really moving.
354
00:17:57,608 --> 00:18:00,326
I... I just gotta get rid of
something bad before it's too late.
355
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,285
Watch it, buddy!
356
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,230
You know, when something's
really bothering me,
357
00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:05,790
sometimes it builds up inside of me
358
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:07,875
in a really bad way,
grumbling to get out.
359
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,769
And I've found the best thing to do
360
00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:12,413
is to find safe space
to release the pressure.
361
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:14,165
The pressure!
362
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,466
That's it! I need to
release the pressure.
363
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,676
You're a genius, Val.
364
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,594
Good luck. I hope it all comes out okay.
365
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,580
Excuse me. Sorry, uh... Pardon me.
366
00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:22,785
Coming through!
367
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,297
Too much power! Too... too much power!
368
00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:30,272
I'm spinning out of control!
369
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,566
- Too much power!
- Oh!
370
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,656
I'm too fit to die!
371
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:42,784
Excuse me. Sorry. Bathroom emergency.
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00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,665
Gotta empty the tank.
373
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,080
No, no, no, no...
374
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,042
Oh, whoa...
375
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,767
- Mmm, mmm, mmm. Nope.
- Easy, big fella! Easy!
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00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:56,895
Whoa! Whoa, boy! Oh, boy!
377
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,690
Ah. Oh! Oh! Aah!
378
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,512
Oh, there it is! There it is.
379
00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,645
Ahh! Whoo!
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00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:09,153
That was close. Don't go in there.
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00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,906
How's it going?
382
00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:14,746
You, uh, enjoying the CREEP show?
383
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,115
Whoo!
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00:19:23,671 --> 00:19:24,671
Uh...
385
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,202
Oh!
386
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,510
So...
387
00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:35,015
Everyone did great work today,
388
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,456
and lots of monsters
were really engaged.
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00:19:37,461 --> 00:19:40,467
Except Mike and Celia, because
someone has commitment issues.
390
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,039
What are you, my mother?
391
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,021
Whoa!
392
00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:48,416
Am I seeing stars or
are you just glowing?
393
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,849
Uh-huh. That's all me, baby.
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00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:52,561
Attention, CREEPers,
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00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,810
we will be closing in 15 minutes.
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00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,608
So, all better?
397
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,652
Huh? Oh. Yes, loads.
398
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,570
I let it all out.
399
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,865
- Yeah, I heard.
- Great day.
400
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,947
Great day!
401
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,792
Oops.
402
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,965
I have never seen a roar break
our Scare Simulator like that.
403
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,115
Oh, yeah. No, I am so
sorry, Mr. Worthington.
404
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,172
Oh, no! Don't apologize.
405
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:28,057
Turns out I was right
about your potential.
406
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:31,351
And remember, it's Johnny.
407
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,074
Stay in touch. Okay?
408
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,399
Hey, what's that?
409
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,192
Oh, uh, it's... nothing.
410
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,652
But today was something.
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00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,197
I can't wait to come back next year.
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00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,943
Please don't.28905
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