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- Hey. Ready?
- Yeah.
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Hey, what's up?
Let's go.
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Hey. Hi, Amy.
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- Hey, ray.
Hey, be careful.
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- It's all right.
I'm good now.
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- Deb isn't home, is she?
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- No.
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- Well, tell her I said hi.
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Have a good time today.
- All right.
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Thanks for bringing me by.
See ya.
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- How 'bout a kiss?
- Oh.
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Did you see how I played it
there with Amy, nice and cool?
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She doesn't suspect a thing.
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- Like what,
that you're a dwarf on stilts?
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- What the lovely Amy
does not suspect
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is that her boyfriend, Robert,
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is about to propose to her!
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- What?
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- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.
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- Yeah?
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- All right,
I know what you're gonna say.
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"Are you sure, Robert?
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"You don't have exactly
the best track record.
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"People who do not
remember history
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are doomed to repeat it."
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- No, no.
I was gonna say congratulations.
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- Why can't you just
be happy for me?
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- I am.
I'm happy, Robert.
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I really am.
It's--it's great.
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Ha ha!
Oh, man!
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Wow.
Wait'll Debra hears about this.
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- No!
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- What?
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- You can't say anything
to anybody.
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I don't want Amy to get any wind
of this until I'm ready.
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- All right,
I won't tell anybody!
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God.
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Come on.
Are we hitting a bucket or what?
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- Oh, no driving range today.
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This was all just
to throw her off.
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I got a lot of things
I got to do.
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See you later.
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- Well, what do I do now?
I'm all horny for golf!
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- Look, honey, I found
another piece of Jesus' beard.
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- Oh, good.
Put that in the pile.
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I'm still working
on the sandals.
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- I'll get it.
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- I wonder who that could be
at this hour.
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- Hello, Mr. macdougall.
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- Robert?
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- It's been a long time.
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May I?
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- Uh...Sure.
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Amy's not here, you know.
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- Oh, no,
I'm here to see you.
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Mrs. macdougall.
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Sorry to interrupt
your evening.
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- Hello, Robert.
It's nice to see you again.
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What brings you
to Pennsylvania?
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- My car.
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- Would you like
some warm cider?
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- Oh, no,
no, thank you.
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I don't want to take up
too much of your time.
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Anyway...Um...
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The reason that I'm here...
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I've been thinking a lot
about Amy,
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and she means the world to me.
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In fact, that's why I'm here.
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I want to do things right.
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And out of respect for her
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and you,
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I would like
to formally request
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your daughter's hand
in marriage.
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- No.
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- What?
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- No.
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- No?
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- We don't think
it's a very good idea.
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- It's nice to
see you again, though.
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You probably have
a long drive back.
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I'll put some cider
in a cup for you.
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Please.
May I ask--I--why?
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- Why?
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He wants to know why.
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- Oh, Peter.
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Robert, have you met
Amy's brother Peter?
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- No.
We've never had the pleasure.
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I met his brother
Raymond once.
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He came
into my comic book store.
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I liked him.
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- Oh, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Peter.
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I've heard a lot
of great things about you.
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- Is that a new shirt?
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- Yes, it is, mama.
Do you like it?
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- Very much.
You look handsome.
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- Thank you, mama.
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I'm sorry.
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But you know...
I don't understand.
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- Well, Robert,
you just don't seem to have
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the stability we'd prefer
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in a husband for our Amy.
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- Well, look, you know, we've
had our ups and downs, but--
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- it's just that
over the years, Robert,
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there have been so many times
when Amy was very unhappy.
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- You don't know
the half of it, mama.
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So often she would come
into the store
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and curl up
in the used comic section
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and cry like little lotta.
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- Oh, my.
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So you could see, Robert,
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I think any parent
would not want their daughter
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to have a life of...
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You.
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- But I'm--I'm different now.
I--I feel--
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- Robert, I'm the kind of fellow
who loves a good discussion.
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Ask anybody.
I'm that kind of guy.
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But this is not open
for discussion.
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Okay?
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- I'll show him the door.
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- Wait--wait.
Just--uh!
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Let me--okay,
so what you're saying is,
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I can't marry your daughter?
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- That's correct.
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But thanks for asking.
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- Hey.
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- Hi, Robert.
- Hey.
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- Robbie, you're out
late tonight.
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Where were you?
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- Uh, nowhere, ma.
I was just out.
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Raymond, do you have a minute?
Could I--
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- what?
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- Something is wrong.
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What is it?
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Is it something with Amy?
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I knew it!
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That's the look you have
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every time
you break up with her.
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- Oh, Robert, not again!
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- You broke up with Amy.
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Do you know that
you're killing me, Robbie?
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Do you even care
that you're killing me?
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- Ma!
- Dig a grave and throw me in.
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- I've got a shovel.
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- Why did you break up with Amy?
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- Ma, I didn't break up
with Amy!
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I want to ask her to marry me!
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- Marry you?
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- Really?
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- Yes.
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- I'm so happy!
So happy!
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- Yeah, son.
Holy crap!
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- Oh, you're gonna marry Amy.
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- Listen, ma.
I said I want to marry Amy.
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But I went to
ask her parents first,
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and that's where I was tonight.
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- Oh, how are her parents?
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I'm sure they're very nice.
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- They are very nice,
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and they very nicely said no.
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- What?
- What do you mean "no"?
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- I don't understand.
How could they say that?
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- I could see that.
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- Stop it, frank.
This is an outrage!
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- Why'd you go to her parents?
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- It was just a formality.
I never thought they'd say no.
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And her brother Peter,
he hates me.
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- Oh, I met that guy once.
He's like a psycho nut job.
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- Yeah?
He's fond of you.
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- Yeah? What'd he say?
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- Who cares about her family?
- Excuse me.
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When you marry a person,
you also marry the family.
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- I've heard.
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Okay, you listen to me, Robert.
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This is between you and Amy.
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Her parents are just gonna
have to get used to the idea.
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But it's your life.
You do what you want to do.
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- Until you get married.
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Then you do what
she wants to do.
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- And how about
that chocolate cake?
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- Fantastic.
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It always tastes better
without the family.
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- Which one of you
is Amy macdougall?
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- She--she is.
- Please step back, ma'am.
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- Amy macdougall, you have
the right to remain single.
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Anything you say may be used
against you in a church of god.
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If you do not have a husband,
one may be provided for you.
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Do you understand these rights
as I have read them to you?
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- Huh?
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- She doesn't get it.
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- All right.
Who's gonna cuff her?
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- Hi, Amy.
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I love you, Amy.
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Will you marry me?
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- Huh?
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- I love you.
Will you marry me?
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- But, Robert,
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we--we never
even talked about--
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what's happening?
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- I'm ready to be happy.
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- I am too.
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- Is that a yes?
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- Huh?
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Oh, hi.
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Yes!
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Yes!
- Yes!
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- Yes!
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- Yes! Yes!
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- Whoo!
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- Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
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- don't you want
to put this on?
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- Oh.
It's beautiful.
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I just love you so much.
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I'm getting married!
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To you!
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"Robert and I
are getting married."
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There's going to be a marriage,
and I will be the wife.
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A bride! With a dress!
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Thanks for marrying me!
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- My pleasure.
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- Can you do
one thing for me?
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- For you,
I'll do two things.
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- I know it sounds queer,
but it's important.
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Can you ask my father
for my hand?
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It would mean
so much to them.
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- No problem.
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- Well, there we are.
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Is that not our lord
in all his glory, or what?
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- It is a glorious puzzle.
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I'll get it, honey.
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- Now, who could that be?
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- Oh, my...
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Hello.
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- Hello, Mrs. macdougall,
Mr. macdougall.
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- Give me strength.
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- Now, before you say anything,
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I would like you
to meet someone
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who I believe
will make you feel
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a heck of a lot better
about me,
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because you will see
the type of person
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with whom I associate with.
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This is
an award-winning journalist,
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a wholesome family man,
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and one of lynbrook,
long island's,
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most exemplary citizens.
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- How you doin'?
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I'm his brother.
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- Hello. I've heard a lot
of nice things about you.
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Please come in.
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- Okay, we're in!
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It's a lovely home,
isn't it?
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- It is lovely.
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- Pennsylvania.
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- Let me get you
some warm cider, um...
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- Raymond.
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Ray barone, sportswriter,
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"newsday" newspaper,
prizewinner.
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Won a prize.
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- I'll get the cider.
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- Listen, uh,
Robert, Raymond,
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I really appreciate
you fellas
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coming all the way
back here, but--
262
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- go ahead, Raymond.
263
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- You know,
I did want to meet you two.
264
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,333
Oh, thank you there.
Thank you.
265
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,269
Um...I--please, could we sit?
266
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,306
Let's just sit
for a second, okay?
267
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,649
Good. Good.
This is nice.
268
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,084
- Yes.
269
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,452
- Hey, isn't he the guy
270
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,522
who sells tie-dyed shirts
at the beach?
271
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,298
That was just a joke.
272
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,435
That's--I--
273
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,270
he's great.
I have his book.
274
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,545
Anyway--
275
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- Raymond is married.
He has children.
276
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,649
- Yes, I do, Robert.
277
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,452
- Good, good family.
278
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,020
God-fearing, right?
279
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Church every Sunday.
280
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,157
All of us,
god-fearing people.
281
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,361
We're scared to death.
282
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,269
- Hello again.
283
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,206
Raymond!
How wonderful to see you!
284
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,244
He's the good one, mama.
285
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,513
- Thanks there, Peter,
but Robert's good too.
286
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,016
He's a good person.
287
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,517
Lieutenant in
the New York police force.
288
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,352
He's like a hero.
289
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:06,190
He's also the kindest
and sweetest guy I know.
290
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,660
And, more importantly,
he loves Amy very much,
291
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:15,500
and I know that he would devote
his whole life to her.
292
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,269
- Oh, I think miss puss
has a kiss for you, Raymond.
293
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,508
- Hey.
294
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,544
Hi, there.
295
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,446
Mrs. puss.
That's very nice.
296
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,348
I was just, uh,
telling them about--
297
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,616
- about your brother?
298
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,651
About your brother.
Okay, fine.
299
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:37,088
Then why don't we really tell
about him then, shall we?
300
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,790
- Peter, don't get excited.
301
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,458
- No, mama, I'm sorry.
302
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,293
I have tried to keep
certain details from you,
303
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,195
but now you have to know.
304
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,465
Isn't it true,
lieutenant barone,
305
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,700
that while you
were seeing Amy,
306
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,837
you were also seeing
two other women?
307
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,472
- What?
308
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,175
- No, no, that was just,
like, for a minute.
309
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,211
You see, the first girl I met
was when I went to Italy,
310
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,448
and it was really just
an international mix-up.
311
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,418
And--and then the other girl
was my ex-wife, which--
312
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,686
- ex-wife?
313
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,788
- Oh, my.
You're divorced?
314
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,423
- She was a stripper,
wasn't she?
315
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,624
- No, not at all.
316
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,328
She was a dancer
of the exotic tradition.
317
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,729
- Okay, you know what?
318
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,298
Why don't we just
cut to the chase here
319
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,866
so you can be
on your way, okay?
320
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,635
Robert took Amy's virginity.
321
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,371
- Oh...
322
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,207
- What?
323
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,875
What?
324
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,654
- Listen, really,
that's nobody's business.
325
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,490
- Her virginity, mama.
326
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,125
Her virginity!
327
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,294
- Stop saying it!
328
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:54,899
- This is a terrible evening.
329
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,534
- I don't feel well.
330
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,269
- W-w-wait, please,
if you would.
331
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,371
- Listen, Robert's really
not that kind of guy.
332
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,706
I mean, if anything,
333
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,608
I remember he was afraid
to touch your daughter.
334
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,809
She was the one
who wanted it.
335
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,812
- Oh!
336
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,487
- Are you out of your mind?
337
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,456
- I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.
338
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,757
I'm in Pennsylvania!
339
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,792
- I'm gonna get mother upstairs.
340
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,528
Perhaps you boys should go now.
341
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,197
- I'm dizzy.
- Lean on me, pat.
342
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,500
We should've never let
Amy go to the city.
343
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,803
- Well...
344
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,574
We should do this
again sometime.
345
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,176
But now,
if you'll excuse me,
346
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,179
miss puss and I have
some cocoa on the stove.
347
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,388
- Oh.
348
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,524
Well.
349
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,693
It's too late to use
the bathroom, right?
350
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,629
All right, yeah.
351
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,239
- Oh, hey.
- Hey, guys.
352
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,574
- Oh, hi.
353
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,275
- Better head
for the hills, Robert.
354
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,579
The womenfolk are tying
the noose up pretty tight.
355
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,614
The- could we go talkng
thfor a couple minutes?Ht.
356
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,482
- Oh, sure.
357
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:22,253
- Oh, Robbie, I found a place
that can make you a tuxedo.
358
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,821
They do the circus.
359
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,632
- Listen, Amy,
I went to your parents' house.
360
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,268
- You did?
Did you ask them?
361
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,970
Oh, they must've been
so thrilled.
362
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,973
- Your mother
couldn't stop crying.
363
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,878
Listen, Amy.
364
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,680
They said no.
365
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,315
- What?
366
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:55,920
- They don't approve of me,
of my past.
367
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,556
They said no to me.
368
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,925
- What?
369
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,627
Really?
370
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,395
- Amy, they love you,
371
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,498
and they want what's best
for you, and...
372
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,302
I understand that.
373
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:16,774
So I'm sorry.
374
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,878
- Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
375
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,982
I want to get married.
376
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,819
And we can fix this.
I know we can.
377
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,821
My parents will learn
to love you
378
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,858
the way
your parents love you.
379
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,671
- Great.
380
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:55,713
- I know.
I'll talk to my brother Peter.
381
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,014
He'll help us.
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