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- Why do we have
to go shopping?
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- It's just a couple
of things, all right?
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Come on,
stop whining.
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- I want to go home!
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- What did I say?
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- This is boring.
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- Look, just be good, and we'll
stop by the rum department.
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Go get us a thing
of broccoli, Ally.
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- I hate broccoli.
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- Hey, your mom
makes the list, okay?
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If it was up to me,
it'd be all marshmallows.
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Go.
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Let's get
some marshmallows.
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- Excuse me.
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No free sampling.
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- I'm not sampling.
I've had this before.
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- Yeah, right, well,
it's not a snack bar.
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- Relax, pal,
I just took a little.
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- Yeah, well, if everybody
steals a little,
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the store goes a little bit
out of business.
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- What, are you
calling me a thief?
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- Only 'cause you're
taking something
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without paying for it.
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- How much did I take,
a nickel's worth?
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Here.
Here's a quarter.
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Keep the change.
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- don't throw money at me.
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- Oh, yeah?
What are you gonna do?
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- Let's go, dad.
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Sorry.
I'm real sorry.
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- Hey, don't apologize for me.
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He's the one blowing a gasket
over a handful of birdseed.
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- It's called stealing,
cue ball!
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- I got hair, porky!
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- don't turn your back on me!
I'm standing right here.
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- We're gonna go.
We're gonna go.
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Dad, let's go
look at some meat.
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- Yeah, yeah,
let's get out of here.
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- You got problems, pal.
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- Hey, I'm a veteran!
- Okay, dad, okay!
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- Look at him!
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You tell me he's never
done any sampling?
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- Come on, dad!
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I'm going back to teaching.
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- Jungle love
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it's driving me mad
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it's making me crazy,
crazy
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jungle love
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it's driving me mad
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it's making me crazy,
crazy
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jungle love
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it's driving me mad
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it's making me crazy,
crazy
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jungle love
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it's driving me mad
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it's making me crazy
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- ray, can I have some chips?
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- Why don't you go to Amy
for chips?
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- I go to Amy's...
For other things.
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- Here's your chips,
and I owe you a nightmare.
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- Ray, what happened
with your dad today
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at the supermarket?
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- What do you mean?
- Ally's pretty upset.
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She said he was screaming
and calling a man names.
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- It was nothing.
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The produce guy
accused him of stealing.
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- Was he stealing?
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- He was sampling
the trail mix.
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- You're not allowed
to sample the trail mix.
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- Hence the hullabaloo.
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- So Ally saw
your father steal food
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and then watched him
make a big scene in public.
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- Ah, her first time.
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A rite of passage.
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I remember mine--
the New York state thruway,
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dad throwing pennies
at the toll collector.
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- Yeah.
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This time
he threw a quarter.
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- Inflation.
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- Hey, it's not funny.
It's not funny.
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Why can't he behave himself?
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- Why can't a dog
play the trumpet?
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- It's not funny,
Robert.
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- What?
It's no big deal.
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You want me
to talk to her?
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- No, I don't want you
to talk to her.
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I want you
to talk to him.
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- I'll talk to her.
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- No, ray.
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Your father has to realize
that he's not a gorilla.
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He's got grandkids.
He has to set an example.
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- You know, you really should
go say something to him.
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- Why don't you?
- don't need to.
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Your daughter,
your problem.
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- You're stupid.
You're ugly.
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- Come on, you got to
say something.
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- Talk to him.
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- Look at him.
He's so peaceful.
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- For crying out loud,
I'll do it.
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- No, you're too mean.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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I'll do it.
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Hey, dad, can we turn
this off for a second?
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- Hey!
- What are you doing?
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- We're watching here.
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- All right, look, dad.
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We think you should know
that Ally was kind of upset
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about what happened
with the guy at the market.
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- Okay.
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Turn the TV back on.
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- Wait a second.
What happened?
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- Aw, the jackass fruit guy
accused me of stealing.
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- Frank, please!
They're "homosexuals."
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- No, the guy who works
in the fruit department,
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the fat one.
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- Jimmy?
Oh, I love him.
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He's the one who gets me
the good peaches.
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What were you stealing?
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- Nothing--
I just took a little
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of the snacking mix
out of the thing.
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- Oh, well,
that's not stealing.
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- Technically, mom,
it is theft.
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Petty theft.
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Unless you ate more
than a hundred dollars' worth.
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Did you?
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- No, I didn't,
officer doofus.
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Besides, I paid for it.
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- Well, you--you threw
a quarter at the guy.
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- Tossed.
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- Frank, is this really
the way you want to behave
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in front of
your granddaughter?
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- You know, Debra,
far be it from me
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to ever
take his side,
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but I do think
it's horrible
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what's happened
to that store.
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They used to give you
samples all the time.
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And they also used to help you
take your bags to the car.
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- Now I have to take you
to the car myself.
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- I was on your side.
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- Frank, stealing is only
a part of this.
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Why did you have
to lose your temper
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and then yell
at the guy?
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- He was yelling at me!
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- But there's other ways
to handle the situation.
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- Hey, you weren't there.
The guy had it coming!
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- But not with
your granddaughter watching.
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It could affect her.
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I still twitch at tollbooths.
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- You know what?
I'm glad Ally saw that.
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She's got to learn you can't
take crap from people!
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- Frank...
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Have you ever
heard the saying,
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"it takes a village
to raise a child?"
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I believe that.
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And I believe that you're
a part of our village.
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We're just trying
to teach 'em proper values.
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- Listen, I don't know
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what the hell village
you're talking about.
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But I live
in real world, usa.
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So you can spare me
your lecture.
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- Wait, you listen to me!
- Come with me for a minute.
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- Something has to be done!
He's a public menace!
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- I know, I know.
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- I think our village
found its idiot.
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Why didn't you
let me kill him?
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- Well, that would be
very nice, dear.
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But the truth is, this all
could've been avoided
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if Raymond had handled him
better in the supermarket.
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- What? What?
He was an animal!
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- Yes, and you let him
off his leash.
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If you take a dog
to a supermarket,
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and he has an accident
in the frozen food aisle,
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is it the dog's fault?
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- Did dad ever do that?
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- I'm saying,
you know how your father is.
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And there are ways to prevent
this kind of scene.
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First of all,
I try to be with him
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if he's ever going to be
anywhere there might be people.
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- But ray was with him.
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What was he
supposed to do?
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- Before you even got
to the snack section,
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you should've had
a hershey bar or a zagnut
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here in your pocket.
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- That's true.
He responds to treats.
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- Do you know why
this kind of thing
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doesn't happen
when I'm around?
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Because I compensate.
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He's horrible,
and I have a certain...
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- Well,
that's great, Marie.
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So you want to be with him
all the time, then?
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- Uh, no.
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- Well, somebody needs
to straighten him out.
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- No, no, leave him.
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He'll watch television,
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then I'll take him home,
make some cannelloni,
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he'll burp,
and he'll feel better.
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- You're an enabler.
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You're actually rewarding
his horrible behavior
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with Italian food.
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- That's exactly
how the mafia works.
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- Well, I'm gonna
speak to him.
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- Put some candy
in your pocket!
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- Mommy, can you play
twister with us?
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- Hey, yeah,
that's a good idea, mommy.
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We can all play,
like a happy family.
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- Twister stinks!
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Hey, kids, you want to
watch something funny?
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Sit down.
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"Abbot and costello
meet the mummy."
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Hey, Ally, come here.
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- Mom, may I please
go play computer?
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- Uh, sure, honey,
for a little while.
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- What was that about?
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All of a sudden
I have the plague?
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What did you
say to her?
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- I didn't say a word.
Want some candy?
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- If you didn't say anything,
then you did.
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You bad-mouthed me,
didn't you?
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- I did not.
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We told you, Ally had
some strong feelings
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about what happened.
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- Oh, what a coincidence.
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She just happens
to be feeling
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the same thing
that you two were thinking.
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- Maybe it was what
her grandfather was doing.
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- Turning a kid
against her grandpa.
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Real classy!
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- Couldn't mind
your own business?
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- That's something
to work on, Debra.
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- Hey.
- It's all squishy!
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Oh, hey.
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What's up?
I'm working.
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- Nothing.
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Is the, uh...
Girl around?
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- Ally?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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The girl's in the backyard.
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- Listen, I was thinking
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maybe I should have
a talk with her.
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- Oh, yeah?
241
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,114
- Yeah.
I, uh...
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I want to have
a talk with her.
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- Okay, all right, so--
so have a talk with her.
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- No big deal
or anything.
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What do I
say to her?
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- What?
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- What do I
say to her?
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I've never
talked to her.
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- I think I've seen you
talk to her.
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- No.
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I've read her stories,
I've stolen her nose,
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I've told her,
"hey, get down from there!"
253
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,775
But I've never
talked to her.
254
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,777
What do I do?
255
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,881
- Uh, all right, just...
256
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,783
You know,
start kind of easy.
257
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,019
Say something nice
or start with a joke.
258
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,890
You know, and then just say
what you want to...
259
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,892
To the girl.
260
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,962
- What joke do I tell?
261
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,463
- I don't know.
262
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,098
Okay.
263
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,200
What did the big chimney
say to the little chimney?
264
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,203
- What?
- You're too young to smoke.
265
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,241
- That's terrible.
266
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,844
- It's a kids' joke.
- I'm not doing that joke.
267
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,312
- All right.
268
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,014
don't do a joke, then.
Just talk, all right?
269
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,449
You don't got to start
with anything.
270
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,918
She knows you.
You're grandpa.
271
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,420
She's familiar
with your work.
272
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,056
- All right.
273
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,565
Come with me.
274
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,967
- No.
What are you so scared of?
275
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,402
You were in a war!
276
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,071
- That was different.
They gave me a rifle.
277
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,546
- Just glad
they took it back.
278
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,484
- I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
279
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,821
- Hey, kids, what,
are you playing here?
280
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,389
Hey, come on, boys.
Go inside.
281
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,591
Your dad's got candy and
chocolate fudgey balls for you.
282
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,426
Go on inside.
283
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,862
Hey, Ally, can I talk
to you for a second?
284
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,597
- Okay.
285
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,934
- Can we, uh,
sit somewhere?
286
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,963
Okay, uh...
287
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,599
So, Ally, what did
the Mexican fire chief
288
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:30,134
name his two sons?
289
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:35,039
Jose and hose "b."
290
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,348
That was one
of your father's jokes.
291
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,319
So listen, Ally.
I, uh...
292
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,088
I understand you were
mad or something
293
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,957
about what happened
at the supermarket.
294
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,961
But what you don't
understand is that--
295
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,130
- you took that stuff,
296
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,299
and then you yelled
at that man.
297
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,301
It was scary.
298
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,906
- Hey, listen...
299
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,354
You don't ever need
to be scared of me.
300
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,190
You see, what I did
was take a little sample.
301
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,260
And that's not stealing.
In fact, they call it sampling.
302
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,297
- But the sign said
"no sampling."
303
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,268
- Oh, you're reading now.
304
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:45,009
I'm proud of you.
That's good.
305
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:49,314
But, see, I think
the sign is wrong.
306
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,349
I think they should allow
people to sample
307
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,551
because that way,
if you try it,
308
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,553
you might
want to buy it.
309
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:59,223
But I could never get to that
because of that Jack--
310
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,225
man.
311
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,497
- You were
yelling at him.
312
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,634
- Listen, Ally,
313
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,204
people get mad
at people sometimes.
314
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,074
You get mad
at people sometimes,
315
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,409
like your little brothers there.
316
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,746
They must be annoying
as hell, am I right?
317
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:29,153
So, anyway, I mean,
when they really bother you,
318
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,291
you yell at them just the way
I yelled at the fruit guy.
319
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,626
You know?
320
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,129
But just because
you yell at somebody,
321
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,999
it doesn't mean
you're a bad person.
322
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,667
Does it?
323
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,407
Right.
324
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,542
- But if I do that,
325
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,145
then I have
to apologize to them.
326
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,458
- Not all of the time.
327
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,467
- Yeah, all the time.
328
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,473
Hey, you know what?
329
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,143
What--
330
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,178
I got your nose.
331
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,047
But that's not stealing,
it's only borrowing,
332
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,050
because I'm giving it back.
333
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,423
That used to get
a big laugh.
334
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,192
You're too smart
for that now.
335
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,067
Hey, you know what?
336
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,536
I'll see you later.
337
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,678
I'm not so scary,
am I?
338
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,348
- Not more than grandma.
339
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,298
There he is, grandpa.
340
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,200
- Yup, there he is.
341
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,602
Grazing over
by the tomatoes.
342
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,170
- Dad.
343
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,806
- All right, I'm wrong.
He's skinny.
344
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,308
- Be nice.
345
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,477
- Go away.
346
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,550
Uh, excuse me.
347
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,222
I don't know
if you remember me.
348
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,225
I was in here,
uh, let's see...
349
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,760
This morning.
350
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,662
- Yeah.
What do you want to do now?
351
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,132
Put a Turkey
down your pants?
352
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,568
No.
353
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,303
No, I just want
to straighten out
354
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,606
a little misunderstanding
about the trail mix there.
355
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,907
- Yeah, big misunderstanding.
356
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,643
Look, I'm a little busy,
all right?
357
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,844
- Listen, Jim,
I'm just trying
358
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,513
to straighten this out,
all right?
359
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,381
- There's nothing
to straighten out.
360
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,749
You took some trail mix
361
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,284
'cause you're too cheap
to pay for it,
362
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,652
and I caught you.
363
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,188
I think we're straight.
364
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:25,830
- I just want to say
we're both guys, all right?
365
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,431
And whatever happened
this morning
366
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,768
was a little misunderstanding,
and I'm...
367
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,303
Sorry.
368
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,909
- Yeah, I'm sorry too.
369
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,344
I'm sorry that jerks like you
come into my section
370
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,346
and take your dirty hands
and put it into the food
371
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,581
and take whatever you want.
372
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,550
And then when I try
and do my job,
373
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,718
you scream and yell
like some red-faced maniac.
374
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,220
You want to do me a favor?
375
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,955
Go steal from the a & p!
376
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,852
- Good job, dad.
377
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,372
- So you're telling me
that grandpa
378
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:45,409
sat right here with you
and had a conversation?
379
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,611
- Yes.
380
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,812
- For how long?
381
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,413
- I don't know.
382
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,350
- Well, no, was it, like,
five minutes, ten?
383
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,585
- I don't know.
Ten, I guess.
384
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,487
- Ten minutes?
385
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,623
And it wasn't
about food?
386
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,492
- No, not really.
387
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,495
- You had a ten-minute
conversation with him.
388
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,432
What was that like?
389
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,302
- It was okay, I guess.
390
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,903
- And you weren't scared?
391
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,840
- Robbie, you said you were
gonna move my trash cans for me,
392
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,041
and you didn't do it.
393
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,542
Now the garbage men are here
394
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,411
and the garbage is
sitting in the back.
395
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,714
I'm just gonna have to do it
myself like everything else!
396
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,458
- Now, that one scares
the crap out of me.
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