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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,702 - Can we go watch TV upstairs? 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,738 - Yeah, just for a little while. 3 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:09,174 - Ah, that was such a wonderful night. 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,476 - What's the big deal? 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,643 It was just dinner 6 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,779 and you people. 7 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:18,317 - I'm talking about Robert's wonderful announcement. 8 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,353 I am so happy you're back with Amy. 9 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,188 - A wonderful announcement would have been, 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,491 "I'm picking up the check." 11 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,526 - And guess what. 12 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,461 Amy's coming to Thanksgiving too. 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,430 - Oh. - That's in two days. 14 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:35,300 Are you sure you can stay together that long? 15 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,769 - Zing, zing, zing. Huh, cubby? 16 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,106 - Well, maybe we should go. It's getting kind of late. 17 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,174 What time is it, Marie? 18 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,609 - What's the time? 19 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,744 It's, um... 20 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,114 Um...Uh... 21 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,650 Time for dessert! 22 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,485 It's such a wonderful night. 23 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,721 - All right, dessert. - All right. 24 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,356 Let's do that. 25 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,225 Wow. Did you see that? 26 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,394 - Yeah, it's getting really bad. 27 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,829 - I think it's worse than ever. 28 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,431 - What are you talking about? 29 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,665 - Frank, didn't you see Marie 30 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,133 having trouble with the clock? 31 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,635 - Well, time has never been 32 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,336 a friend to Marie. 33 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,274 - She was squinting because she couldn't see it. 34 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,109 Same thing was happening at the restaurant. 35 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,477 - Yeah, yeah, I know. 36 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,379 Did you see her straining to read the specials? 37 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:24,249 - Was that before or after she walked into the men's room? 38 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,486 - Ma's blind. 39 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,156 - She's not blind, Robert. 40 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,791 We just have to tell her she needs glasses. 41 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,294 - Oh, yeah, right. - Oh, yeah, that's gonna happen. 42 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,728 - Why? What's the big deal? 43 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,564 - Now, I don't know if you've noticed, Debra, 44 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,566 but ma's pretty sensitive about her appearance. 45 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,301 - Yeah, but your mom's not so silly 46 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,836 that she's gonna put vanity before her sight. 47 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,139 - Yeah, you know what? You're right, Deb. 48 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,640 You should tell her she needs glasses. 49 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,576 Yeah. 50 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:54,813 - You might want to put your affairs in order first. 51 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,582 - Why don't you tell her, frank? 52 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,117 - Ah, not me. 53 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,718 Last time I told her to do something 54 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,186 for her own good, 55 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:03,856 it completely bit me in the ass. 56 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:07,593 - What was that? - I said, "marry me." 57 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,832 - Here we go, everybody. Tiramisu. 58 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,401 - Oh, tiramisu me! - Ooh! 59 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:20,205 - There's some for that guy. 60 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,608 All right. - Um, Marie... 61 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,877 Can I ask you something? 62 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,478 - Hey, can I ask you something? 63 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,248 How come there's no tiramisu in your mouth? 64 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,819 - Marie, um... 65 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,555 When's the last time you saw an optometrist? 66 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,839 Uh, you know, because we were, uh, talking, 67 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,541 and, um, we thought 68 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:58,210 maybe you should look into getting some glasses. 69 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,212 - My eyes are fine. 70 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:03,382 - Well, we couldn't help but notice 71 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,718 that you're having a little trouble seeing. 72 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:11,790 - Well, let me tell you that my vision is perfect. 73 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,358 Tell them, frank. 74 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,463 Frank? 75 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,369 - Oh, I was hoping you couldn't see me. 76 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,414 - Marie, what's the harm in just getting your eyes checked? 77 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,848 - I am not wearing glasses. 78 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,618 - Okay, contact lenses, then. What is the big deal? 79 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:43,222 - I'm--I'm not gonna stick those things in my eyes. 80 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:46,425 And I don't like how I look in glasses. 81 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,960 - But if you're having trouble seeing, 82 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:50,796 isn't correcting that more important than anything else? 83 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:51,964 - You know me, Debra. 84 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,266 I'm not a vain woman. 85 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,568 And I've been told 86 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,805 that I have a botticelli face. 87 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:04,543 And one does not put glasses on a botticelli face. 88 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:08,347 - I'd say you have more of a "Mr. potato head" face. 89 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:13,518 And glasses come with the kit. 90 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:15,854 - I am not getting glasses, 91 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,789 and we're not talking about this anymore. 92 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:18,857 Just eat your dessert. 93 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,392 - Okay. 94 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,328 Ew. 95 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,529 My fork is dirty. - What? 96 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,798 There are no dirty forks in my house. 97 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,300 Let me see. 98 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,738 Oh, my god. 99 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:33,939 - What, ma? 100 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,009 - I washed this fork myself 101 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,677 by hand. 102 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,581 I guess I missed it. 103 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,859 - Let's hide. 104 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,908 - It's okay. I got it. 105 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,910 - Oh. Oh, you got it. 106 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:15,447 'Cause you're a sexy muscle girl. 107 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,321 - I just came from the eye doctor, 108 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,323 and I want to show you something. 109 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,858 Ta-da! 110 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:31,863 - Oh! 111 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:32,931 - What do you think? 112 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,466 - You did it, ma! 113 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,867 - Yeah, the doctor said 114 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,804 I really only need to use them for reading and driving, 115 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,639 but there were some people in the shop 116 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,375 who said that I look so sophisticated in them, 117 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,011 I might leave them on all the time. 118 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:50,649 - That's the, uh, the style the kids are wearing now? 119 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,885 - Ray... They look great, Marie! 120 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,687 - Yeah, no, they look good. They look good. 121 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,989 - Oh, wow. What did frank say? 122 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,458 - Nothing. 123 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,826 He wouldn't notice anything new on me 124 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,761 unless it was made of sausage. 125 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,569 But I'll tell ya, on the drive home, 126 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,137 it was as if I was seeing the neighborhood 127 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,505 for the first time. 128 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,673 - That's great, ma. 129 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,141 - Oh, Marie, we are so proud of you! 130 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,710 - Oh, isn't it wonderful? 131 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:23,014 - Oh, look. You know what else I can see? 132 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,518 There's a cobweb forming under the television. 133 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,657 - Wow, that is just-- that is great! 134 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,594 That's amazing. Marie, that's terrific. 135 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,429 - I mean, I can see the world! 136 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:41,666 Everything is a little more clear and vivid. 137 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,802 Oh, what's that? - What? 138 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,405 - Oh, nothing. It's just an eyelash. 139 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:47,606 - Oh, wow. 140 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,641 Those are high-powered, ma. 141 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:52,744 - Make a wish. 142 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,048 - Oh. 143 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,784 - What? 144 00:06:58,786 --> 00:06:59,885 - Oh, nothing. 145 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,487 I just never noticed your eyelashes. 146 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:03,855 - What do you mean? 147 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,992 - I--I always thought they were a little Fuller. 148 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,727 Oh, don't touch. 149 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,796 You want to keep the ones you have. 150 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,469 Well, all right. I better be going. 151 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,470 Good-bye, dear. 152 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,538 - Okay. Bye-bye. 153 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,540 - Oh, and I'll tell you 154 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,742 another great thing about these new glasses. 155 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:27,779 They let me see just how handsome you are. 156 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,982 Maybe I should get Debra a pair. 157 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,187 - And I love that little touch of gray 158 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:36,988 you're getting around the sides. 159 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,958 Very distinguished. 160 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,893 - What? - I got to go. 161 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,530 Oh, and Debra, thank you for these. 162 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,098 I'm gonna show these to Robbie. 163 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,735 Oh, I can't wait for Thanksgiving tomorrow. 164 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,041 - Isn't that great? 165 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,075 Your mom can see. 166 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,677 - Yeah, I know. 167 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,946 It's like a blessing. 168 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,714 - Oh, one more thing. 169 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,082 I was wondering if I could make 170 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,684 a pumpkin bundt cake tomorrow. 171 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,719 - Okay. Okay, sure. - Yeah, that would be great. 172 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,787 So we'll see you tomorrow. 173 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:12,057 - And I'll see you tomorrow. 174 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,762 - Hey. 175 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,734 How's it going? 176 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,637 - What did you do to your hair? 177 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,971 - Nothing. 178 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,940 What's with your eyes? 179 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,777 - Never mind. 180 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,612 No, what is up with your sideburns? 181 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,847 - Nothing. 182 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,649 Did a little touch-up. That's all. 183 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,750 - Touch-up? What is-- 184 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,918 - nothing! 185 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,719 Why? What? Is it noticeable? 186 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,555 - No, not at all, 187 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,156 Elvis. 188 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,227 - Ha ha ha. Look at you. 189 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,563 - This is not the same thing at all. 190 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,997 It's a holiday. 191 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,733 - Oh, so what are you, the Thanksgiving day hooker? 192 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,607 - This is not hooker, ray. 193 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:36,942 This is what women do 194 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,778 when they don't have the thickest eyelashes. 195 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,212 You just don't always see me like this 196 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,316 because I'm not someone who cares about these things. 197 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:48,720 - Boy, I'd hate to see the eyes of somebody who does care. 198 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,155 - You're the one who cares. 199 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,157 Look what you did to your head. 200 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,259 I had no idea you were so vain. 201 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,594 - Me, vain? 202 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,896 You're a raccoon talking to me! 203 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,333 - Hello, everybody. 204 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:03,368 Happy Thanksgiving! 205 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,970 - Hey, Amy. - Oh! 206 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,711 - Hi, Robert. 207 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,080 - Hey, e'ryduddy. 208 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:19,951 Where do you want me to hut this cranderry sauce? 209 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,821 - What did you say? 210 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,056 - Cranderry sauce. 211 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,326 It's hantastic! 212 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:32,397 - "Hantastic"? 213 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,300 What the hell happened to you? 214 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,835 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 215 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,737 I went to the dentist. 216 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,106 So how is e'ryduddy? 217 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,244 Can't wait hor the Turkey. 218 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,314 - Robert. 219 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,882 - What? 220 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,851 - Robert had a procedure. 221 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,386 - Amy, come on! 222 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:59,290 - Robert, did you have those anti-wrinkle injections 223 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,859 put in your face? 224 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,095 - Terhats. 225 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:14,005 - "Turd hats"? 226 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,945 - Your mother noticed a few wrinkles on him, 227 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,381 so he goes to some doctor in the yellow pages 228 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,250 and paralyzes his face. 229 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,020 - It's tentarary. 230 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,723 - Ray, what did you do to your hair? 231 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,692 - Nothing. 232 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:37,095 - Oh, I know. 233 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:41,199 Na nust o' noticed something adout his hair... 234 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,805 And something adout her eyes. 235 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,377 Dat's hilarious! 236 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,448 - Yeah, ha ha ha. 237 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,416 You need some oil, tin man? 238 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,255 - Wow. 239 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:08,860 Marie's really noticing stuff, huh? 240 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,229 What am I gonna do with this? 241 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,733 - Here we are. Hi, everybody. 242 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,468 - Hey. Hi. Hi, ma. Hi, dad. 243 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,836 - Yeah, yeah. 244 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,738 Football. 245 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,172 - Amy. 246 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,274 - Marie. 247 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,810 - Oh, it's so lovely to see you. 248 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:26,845 - Oh. 249 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,514 Yeah. It's been a while. 250 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,182 I must look much older. 251 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,385 - Oh, nonsense. You look beautiful, sweetie. 252 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,954 Better with age, I say. 253 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,389 - Oh, thank you. - Of course. 254 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,058 You don't want to be one of those women 255 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,193 that gets all that work done. 256 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,534 - Hi, na. 257 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,536 - Robert? 258 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,138 Are you all right? 259 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,140 - Sure. 260 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,208 Hahhy Turkey day! 261 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,545 - Tell her what you did to yourself, moron. 262 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,413 - Hy don't you? 263 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,948 - I don't do anything. 264 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,884 - Touch his hair, na! Touch his hair, na! 265 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,051 - Yeah, but look at his face! 266 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,419 All right. Stop it, you two. 267 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,322 This is a holiday. 268 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,093 Raymond. 269 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,861 You look so nice. 270 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,163 - Thank you. 271 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,500 - Is this shoe Polish? 272 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,337 - Only if you put it on a shoe. 273 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,508 That's not the point. You said I looked nice. 274 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,910 And I do. 275 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,978 I look nice, and I feel nice. 276 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,180 That's the most important thing, 277 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,916 that you feel good about yourself. 278 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,286 - I heel great adout nysel. 279 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,124 - Robbie, 280 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,159 stop talking that way now. 281 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,928 It's annoying. 282 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,196 - He can't stop, ma, 283 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,198 'cause he put injections in his face. 284 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,065 - What? 285 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,567 - Raynond! 286 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,470 Who are you to say that? 287 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,975 What I do hith NY hace is NY dusiness! 288 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:07,612 - Robert! - No! I'n really tissed! 289 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,120 - I don't understand. 290 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,423 Why would you do such a thing? 291 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,567 Decause o' you. 292 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,369 You're the un who said 293 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,506 you can see all the wrinkles in NY hace. 294 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,210 - I like those lines. 295 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,212 That's character. 296 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,982 Now you look like a totem pole. 297 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,652 - Here, let me translate. 298 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,321 Totem tole. 299 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,272 - Raymond. 300 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,440 Did you put that stuff in your hair 301 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,476 just because of something I said? 302 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,646 About how I like the touch of silver on the side? 303 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,083 - I don't like the silver. 304 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,921 - Oh, Raymond. 305 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,056 No matter how old you get, 306 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,192 you're still gonna be my boy. 307 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,427 And, Debra... 308 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,428 Could you-- 309 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,674 oh, my. 310 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:47,512 - You said I had skimpy eyelashes. 311 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,414 - Oh, honey. 312 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,983 I didn't mean anything by that. 313 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,985 You have such pretty eyes. 314 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,021 I've always said that that's your best feature. 315 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,389 Haven't I, frank? 316 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,625 - You've said plenty. 317 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,562 - But I also have to say 318 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,332 that I am so flattered 319 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,102 that just because I made a couple of little observations, 320 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,605 that my kids are willing to change things 321 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,574 just to please me. 322 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:20,678 - Or maybe it's easier to change than to have to listen to you. 323 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,019 - Really, frank? 324 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,220 That's funny coming from you, 325 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,255 because you don't do either. 326 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,525 Frank? 327 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,228 Hey! 328 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,596 - All right. You know what? 329 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,598 Let's not do this today. It's Thanksgiving. 330 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,432 - That's right. 331 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,500 It's Thanksgiving, 332 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,002 and I'm thankful for football. 333 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,103 Give me that remote, lady! 334 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,337 - Would you like to hear 335 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,572 what I now notice about you, frank? 336 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,639 - Oh, boy. 337 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,708 - Yeah, yeah. I'm fat and bald. 338 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,310 The remote. 339 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,149 - That's not what I was going to say. 340 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,517 I don't care about looks. 341 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,653 I'm with you, aren't I? 342 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,656 I'm talking about what's inside, frank. 343 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,791 - Oh, geez. 344 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,126 - That's right. 345 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,294 The total lack of communication. 346 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:13,164 The total disregard for me as a human being. 347 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,433 It's been this way for 45 years. 348 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,769 I mean, god forbid you should pay any attention to me 349 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,405 or show me even in the slightest possible way 350 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,673 that you have any feelings for me at all. 351 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,375 - Well, then, if I'm so terrible, 352 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,310 why do you stick around? 353 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,247 - Maybe I won't. 354 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,314 - Oh, yeah? 355 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,483 - Maybe I won't, frank, 356 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,054 now that I see I'm in a loveless marriage. 357 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,289 - A loveless marriage? 358 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,292 A loveless marriage? 359 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,494 A loveless marriage? 360 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,320 - Noduddy thinks I look younger? 361 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,781 - At least put some butter on that. 362 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,782 - No. 363 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,750 - Some jelly? 364 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,387 - Mustard. I got brown mustard. 365 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,357 - I like it dry. 366 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,625 - Well, have some milk or something, 367 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,393 'cause you're gonna choke to death. 368 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,296 - What do you care? 369 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,434 - Is that why you broke my new glasses? 370 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,704 Because I said we have a loveless marriage? 371 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,174 - You gonna keep saying it? 372 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,644 - It bothers you when I do, doesn't it? 373 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,784 I didn't mean it. 374 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:18,322 You know I just get a little overdramatic sometimes. 375 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,164 But look how everybody reacted 376 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,533 just because of something I said. 377 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,868 It made me feel important. 378 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,805 And I have never seen you react so strongly 379 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,607 about anything I said. 380 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,678 You're a pig. 381 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,914 You don't talk. You don't listen. 382 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,886 But you love me, frank. 383 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,624 Frank? 384 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,498 - You don't need glasses for that. 385 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,403 - Oh, frank. 386 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,372 You love your little rum ball. 387 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:13,778 - We got any meat for a sandwich? 388 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,314 - Yeah, I got hard salami. 389 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,316 - And I'll take some juice. - Okay. 390 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,484 And, oh, I got the brown mustard. 391 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:21,819 And you know what? 392 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,522 I--I think maybe I'll just wear the glasses 393 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,492 for reading and driving like the doctor said. 394 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:29,594 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 395 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,362 What are you doing? 396 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,863 It's Thanksgiving! 397 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:33,864 - So? 398 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,865 - So? 399 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,267 Everybody's over there-- 400 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,735 the kids, Amy-- 401 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,837 a-and Debra cooked all that food. 402 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,509 You're right. We'll eat first. 403 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,488 So you really think my eyes look okay this way? 404 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,956 Without all that stuff on them? 405 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,661 - All right, let me tell you something. 406 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,664 I have always thought your eyes are beautiful. 407 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,967 - That's very sweet. 408 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,503 But I want you to answer the question again 409 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,639 and bear in mind that I am way too tired 410 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,641 to have sex tonight. 411 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,911 - What does that got to do with anything? 412 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,513 I love your eyes. 413 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,781 - No, I mean it, ray. 414 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,583 It's really not gonna happen tonight. 415 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,485 - All right. What do you want me to say? 416 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,453 Give me a break. I mean, this is ridiculous. 417 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,689 Your eyes were the first thing I noticed when I met you, 418 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,858 so why would I want anything different? 419 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,427 - Are you trying to have sex with me? 420 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,929 - I am. 421 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,399 - Good night, ray. 422 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,833 - All right, you know what? 423 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,669 I wish I could say that I don't like your eyes, 424 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:49,473 but sex or no sex, your eyes are beautiful. 425 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,009 So sweet dreams. 426 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,010 - Still trying? 427 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,011 - Yeah! 428 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,848 Come on! 28873

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