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- So what's her name?
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- Angela.
- Oh, uh-huh.
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And where did you meet her?
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- Well, I went to get a trim
over at the hair barn.
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And they have this guy
who's working there,
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Armando, you know,
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and I like the way
he does my sideburns.
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Anyway, he double booked.
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I had a 3:15
and Angela had a 3:15.
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Okay.
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And then you know what happened?
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- You got a bad haircut
and now you're dating?
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- Yes, we're dating,
and Angela likes my hair.
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- So how many dates
have you been on?
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- Well, tonight
was the third one,
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and I know it's kind of early,
but I'm getting this feeling.
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I don't know--
I think she might be...
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- What do you mean?
"The one"?
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Are you saying that you think
Angela might be the one?
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- All right, whoa.
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Let's not jump the gun, okay?
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I mean, don't forget,
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he married one
that wasn't the one.
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- So when are we gonna meet her?
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- Well, listen,
I would love that,
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but I'm a little afraid
about bringin' her over here
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'cause, you know,
mom and dad will pop by,
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and I kinda don't want her
to meet them until...Ever.
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- No, no, no!
You bring her over
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to meet mom and dad
right away!
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You gotta
get it over with quick.
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It's like rippin' off
a band-aid.
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Yeah, you let her know
what she's in for,
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and if she doesn't
run away screamin',
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then you know
you got a keeper.
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Hah?
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Am I right, squeezioli?
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- Go away.
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So anyway,
what about Saturday night?
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'Cause your parents
are going to Atlantic city
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with Lee and Stan.
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- Really? You sure?
- Yes, it would be perfect.
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Saturday night,
I'll make dinner.
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- That's another band-aid.
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- So, Angela, what kind of law
do you practice?
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- Well, actually, I deal mostly
with international trade.
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- Angela speaks
four languages.
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- Whoa!
- Wow!
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- Well, it's nothing,
really.
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I studied Spanish and French,
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and I speak Italian
because my parents are Italian.
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- Oh. Hey, our parents
are Italian.
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You should
meet them sometime.
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- Debra, I have to tell you,
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your lemon chicken
is delicious.
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- Oh, thanks.
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I like you.
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- I like you too.
- Oh, you're so sweet.
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- Should I get
some dessert for us?
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- Yeah, dessert time.
- All right.
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- Oh, great.
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Hey, someone else
likes your cookin'.
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We got a fly in here.
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- Oh, ugh, Angela, I'm sorry.
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Hey, ray, could you clear off
the rest of the plates, please?
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- Oh, I'll do it.
- No, no, I'm doing it.
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I like to help out
around the house
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as much as I can.
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It's just my nature.
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- Yeah,
I'd better help out too,
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or I'll hear about that later.
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That's her nature.
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Oh. Oh--
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hey, you got him!
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- Yeah, I guess I did.
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- Oh, wow, good hands.
All right, um--
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- oh, it's okay; I got it.
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- Okay, I'll put this down.
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- How great is she?
She's pretty great, right?
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- Yeah, not bad,
big top.
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- Robert, I am so happy for you.
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She is terrific.
- Oh, thank you.
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- You see I made her laugh
a couple times?
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- Yeah, you're hilarious.
Go.
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- I got the plates.
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- Okay, can you just grab
those forks there, Robert?
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- Sure.
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- Come on, ray.
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Be careful where
you set that coffee down.
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- I don't want
to hear it anymore.
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- What do you mean?
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- Hello.
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- Hello, dear.
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- Hey, what are you two
doin' back so soon?
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- Your father made a scene,
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and we were escorted
out of the casino.
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- Two buckets of nickels
and not one pay-out.
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- That's no reason
to throw a roast beef sandwich
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at the machine!
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Hello.
- Hi.
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- Hi. I'm Marie.
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Are you...
A single friend of Robert's?
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- Yes, yes.
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Angela, these are
ray and Debra's neighbors...
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Mom and dad.
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- How nice to meet you.
- You too.
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- Oh, I see you're having
a little get-together.
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If I had known, I would have
never gone to Atlantic city.
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Why didn't you
tell me, Raymond?
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- You know, mom, it was just
kind of a last-minute thing.
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- Who cares?
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The point is, we're here now,
and I see cake.
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- Be quiet, frank.
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Come over here
and sit down, honey,
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and tell me
all about yourself.
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Look at that
cute little figure you have.
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- Can you believe this?
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Mom can sense
when I'm having a good time,
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and she's here to kill it.
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- Listen, Robert,
just relax; It'll be fine.
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Look, if Angela
really is the one,
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she's gonna have to meet
your parents at some point.
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You might as well
get it over with.
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Right, ray?
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- She's not the one.
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- What?
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- C'mere. Listen. Listen.
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I saw something
that I have to tell you,
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because you have to know,
because I saw it.
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- What are you talking about?
- What did you see, ray?
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- Angela ate the fly.
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- What?
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- What do you mean?
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- The fly
that was flying around--
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Angela killed it,
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it fell on the table,
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she put it in a napkin,
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and then she ate it!
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- What the hell
are you doing, ray?
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- Yeah, man,
what is your problem?
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- I'm telling you,
I saw that woman eat a fly!
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- Oh, she did not.
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You must have seen
something else.
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- Wh-what then?
What did I see?
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- I don't know; Maybe it was
a crouton or something.
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- A flying crouton?
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- Are you drunk?
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- Look, I'm trying
to help him.
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- How is this supposed
to help me, Raymond?
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- I'm doing what
any brother would do.
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If you see Debra eat a fly,
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I want you
to tell me right away!
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- She did not eat a fly.
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- Yes, she--
- no, she--
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- yeeeeeees!
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- Now, just a second, Raymond,
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because what I think
you're really saying is,
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"uh-oh, Robert
found someone special,
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"someone who's so great
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that she actually
may be the one."
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But because you're such
a sniveling little insecure man,
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you'll do anything
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to keep me from having
what you have.
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- She ate a fly.
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- Good-bye, Raymond.
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- Robert!
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What is wrong with you?
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- Oh, Robbie.
Sit down.
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We're having such fun
with your single friend here.
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- I'd love to, ma,
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but I must have
left my pager somewhere,
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and if the captain
tries to get ahold of me,
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I could be in trouble.
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So, uh, I'm sorry, Angela,
but we have to go.
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- Oh, sure.
Of course.
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- We were just getting
to know each other.
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- Yeah, Robert,
please stay.
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- I'm sorry, Deb.
Really, thanks very much.
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Everything was great--
that you did.
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- You guys, this was great.
Thank you so much.
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- Oh, sure.
My pleasure.
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- Thanks, ray.
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- Yeah, it was nice.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Yeah.
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It was really good.
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- Thanks.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Talk to you soon.
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Well, they did say
it was gonna rain.
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I think we made it
just in time.
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Here, let me
take your coat.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Sure.
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Would you, uh,
like a drink?
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- No, thanks.
I'm fine now.
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It's a nice place
you got here.
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- Oh, thanks.
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Well, come here.
Sit down.
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Was, um, something
bothering you tonight, Robert?
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- Nah, it's nothin',
just my brother.
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- Your brother?
He seemed so sweet.
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- I don't want
to talk about it.
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My brother has
a lot of issues.
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Let's just
leave it at that.
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- Did he...Do something?
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- Nah, he's just crazy.
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- You know what I think?
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I think that
your brother
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may be a little
jealous of you.
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- What?
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- Well, it's obvious.
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I mean, you're the tall,
funny, heroic,
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good-looking one.
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- Actually, he's always been
a little jealous of me.
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- Who wouldn't be?
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- And it's always bothered him
that our mother prefers me.
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- Who wouldn't prefer you?
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- I really like you.
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- I really
like you.
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- You know, he once
sold my bicycle
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to another kid.
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- Robert?
- Yes?
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- Could we kiss now?
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You okay?
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- Oh, I'm very okay.
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- Want to be more okay?
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- Okay.
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- Want to go in there?
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- Okay.
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- I'll be in in a minute.
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- And I'll be in there...
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Being very okay.
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- I'll be right in.
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Robert?
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- Oh! Hello!
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm...
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Seeing if
it's still raining.
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- You're going out the window.
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- Yes, yes, I am...
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Because my car
has my poncho in it.
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So I'm gonna go get
my trusty poncho...
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And then I'm gonna go
get some ice cream for us.
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You like ice cream?
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I do.
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I like it
with chocolate chips
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or nuts
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and sprinkles...
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And actually,
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someone told me you might prefer
a different topping.
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- You know, Robert,
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we all come from frogs.
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- Ahh.
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Interesting.
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Good night.
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- Oh, Robbie!
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- Hello.
258
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,596
- Look at you.
259
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:03,034
- What, is it raining?
260
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:07,272
- No, Raymond.
I'm a Pearl diver.
261
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:12,944
- Robert, what happened?
262
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,679
- Well...
263
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,148
Raymond was right.
264
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,951
- Huh! Ha!
265
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,157
- What?
266
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,526
- Right about what?
- The girl.
267
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,695
- If he said she had
a nice upstairs
268
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:34,332
and an ample downstairs,
then I agree.
269
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,435
- What about Angela, Robbie?
270
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,338
She seemed so genuine
and so refined.
271
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,608
We have so much in common.
272
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,344
- Forget it, ma.
It's not gonna happen.
273
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,079
- Ohh, no.
274
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,948
What did you do?
275
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:57,422
- What happened, Robert?
She eat another one?
276
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,260
- What?
Eat another what?
277
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,229
- You don't want to know, ma.
278
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,432
- You tell me right this minute,
young man.
279
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,367
- All right, ma, fine.
280
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,369
She eats bugs.
281
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,372
- Come again?
282
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,008
- Come on, Robert,
she does not.
283
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,476
- Oh, what is it about you
284
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,011
that you don't
believe me when I tell you?
285
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,679
She sat right there
at your dinner table
286
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,615
and ate a fly!
287
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,052
- I could believe that.
288
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,260
- No, mom,
it wasn't in the food.
289
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:41,532
- Oh. I don't believe that.
290
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,668
- Well, you can believe it, ma.
291
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,169
It's the story of my life.
292
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,571
I finally meet a girl
293
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,506
who has absolutely
everything I ever wanted.
294
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:53,745
She's the frog woman
of massapequa.
295
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,546
- I thought you said
it was flies.
296
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,348
- She keeps frogs,
297
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,450
thousands of frogs
all over her apartment,
298
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,486
and she feeds them flies,
I guess, I don't know.
299
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:06,724
She's a freakin' side show.
What do you want from me?
300
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,227
- I don't believe
a word of that, Robbie.
301
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,764
She had such nice shoes.
302
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,768
- I had to go out the window.
303
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,670
- Did she try to stop you
with her tongue?
304
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,309
- It's not funny, Raymond.
305
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,145
- Heh heh heh heh!
306
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,780
Thhhp!
307
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,684
- Yeah, yeah, you know what?
308
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,554
Laugh all you want,
'cause I'm done.
309
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,555
- What do you mean,
you're done?
310
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,556
- I'm done.
311
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,724
I'm done dating.
312
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,359
I'm done trying
to meet someone.
313
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,062
I'm done with humiliation;
I can't anymore.
314
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,831
- There's nothing humiliatin'
about going out the window.
315
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,500
If your mother's apartment
had been one floor lower,
316
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,603
we wouldn't be having
this conversation.
317
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,478
- Just stop it, frank.
318
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,779
All right, Robert.
Now, look,
319
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,414
I know that
it's tough out there,
320
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,715
but you will find someone.
321
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,452
You have so much
going for you.
322
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,288
You're kind, you're sensitive,
you're honest--
323
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,289
- blah blah blah blah
324
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,257
blah blah blah blah.
325
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,430
- Good luck
with the frog lady.
326
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,736
- Robbie, honey,
327
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,773
I know what
you're going through,
328
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,508
and I can help you.
329
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,678
I just want you, once
and for all, to say it to me.
330
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,180
- What are you talking about?
Say what to you?
331
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,250
- That you're homosexual.
- Ma!
332
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,353
- Just say it!
- No, don't say it!
333
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,288
- I'm not saying it!
This again?
334
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,523
- A woman ate a fly?
335
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,125
Nobody believes
your stories, Robbie.
336
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,659
Just say it.
- No!
337
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,229
- "I'm a gay."
- What?
338
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,663
- You'll feel better.
339
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,334
"Hello, I'm queer,
and now I'm here!"
340
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:00,905
- Who says that?
341
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,141
- That's the slogan.
342
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,909
Just admit it, already!
343
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,377
- No! Would you stop?
344
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,912
- Well, then,
what is it?
345
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,181
Because I can't
take it anymore.
346
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,316
You're torturing me.
Do you know that?
347
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,720
You are into your 40s,
and still you can't settle down.
348
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:19,824
I stay up nights
tossing and turning in my bed
349
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,859
because I'm so sick about it.
350
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,363
I just want you to be
with someone, anyone.
351
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,565
I don't care who it is.
352
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:32,236
I mean, for god's sakes,
do you want to die alone?
353
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,538
- Yes!
354
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,917
Oh, him.
355
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,755
- Ma, I saw that girl
eat a fly!
356
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,590
- Stop it, Raymond!
357
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:56,460
Why can't you just accept
that your brother is different?
358
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:59,197
I accept you, Robbie.
359
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,901
- Listen, ma,
360
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:08,272
I would love nothing more
than to tell you I'm gay.
361
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,575
- Marie, look what
you're doing!
362
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,211
- But I'm not, dad, all right?
363
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,681
So you can unclench
your intestines.
364
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:20,484
I wish I had a good reason
why I'm always striking out.
365
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,254
But I don't.
366
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,223
It's me...
367
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,924
It's me.
368
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,529
Most people
find their other half.
369
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,265
And I just have to
wake up and accept already
370
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:38,336
that maybe there is
no other half...
371
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,538
For this.
372
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,978
- Oh, Robbie!
373
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,280
- See ya later.
374
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,249
- Robert, please.
- Come on, man.
375
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,984
- Hey, son--
376
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,932
- Hey, Rick.
Scotch rocks.
377
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,334
- Comin' up.
378
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:13,304
Lot of fresh faces
here tonight, big man.
379
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,506
I'll just take the drink.
380
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:32,490
- I'm sorry; You okay?
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